>Paladin in town casts detect evil.
>Pings on a pregnant woman.
>Further detect evil/good shows that the unborn child is evil and the mother is good.
>Abortion may kill the mother.
What do?
>>47453497
Even if it does, it's a good thing we can just resurrect her.
>>47453497
Smite Op
>>47453497
get the coathanger
>>47453497
Exterminatus.
>>47453497
Find a new DM.
Kill baby after birth, find demon/devil who raped her, kill it as well.
>>47453497
>detect evil pings the child
Either the aura is a result of supernatural influences and not moral choices, at which point the child may simply be uplifted by its mother's good nature, or something is actively attempting to force the paladin's hand into unwittingly causing more suffering than is necessary, such as a ploy by a sinister force outside of the immediate description of the scene.
There is nothing to be done until the child is born but to research the scenario. If the child is a tiefling or some similar tainted being, it is in the hands it must be in to become a force of good. Ensure the mother knows this. If it is possessed or some other evil is afoot, then this evil must be routed, not the child itself.
Aborting it is only an option should the mortal soul already be gone and birthing it would kill the mother. If it can be birthed and then purged, all the better.
>unborn child
>detects as evil
Shit setting, would not play in.
Spawn camp
>>47453497
Stop playing DnD with idiots.
>>47453544
Best post
>Post setting advice thread 14 replies, thread began 18 hours ago
>Post paladin wat do thread, 11 replies, 12 posters, 7 minutes since the start of the thread.
>>47453607
Maybe your setting is shit and nobody wanted to help?
>>47453497
Smite DM
>>47453607
Here. Apply to butt.
>>47453607
I've made a ton of threads like the first one you mentioned, pretty much always just die off immediately. Then once I asked one question about SoB, and suddenly it had several hundred replies within the hour and I got a three day ban for trolling. My only post in that thread was the OP.
That was my most successful thread ever, which is kind of sad. Only other time something like this happened was when I accidently crashed /k/lassphoto thread with no survivors.
>>47453497
Smite and cleave. I'm a Gray Guard, I don't have to give a fuck.
>>47453497
I use Smite Evil on the DM
I tell the mother that I would like to be her midwife because my god demands it. Then use Smite evil on the baby, seeing as Smite evil just tickles those of neutral or good alignment.
>>47453497
Obviously, the correct solution is a direct injection of DIVINE JUSTICE to counteract the baby's malicious influence.Paladin/Bard is best Paladin.
I disallow Paladins so...
>>47454381
You do know that fucking a pregnant woman can result in the termination of the fetus?
>>47453607
What's the other thread?
I remember this from when I played fate/stay night.
>>47454409
Probably deleted by now.
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>>47453497
FUCK THE MOTHER
USE YOUR +5 HOLY PALADIN DICK TO PUNCTURE HER WOMB
SMITE THE EVIL BABY WITH YOUR +5 HOLY PALADIN DICK
>>47454386
lol wut?
>>47454503
He's an militant atheist.
>>47453497
>pings on one specific individual
Has there ever been an edition of D&D where 'detect evil' worked like that?
>>47454673
>Has there ever been an edition of D&D where 'detect evil' worked like that?
Pretty much all of them because DM fiat has always been a thing.
>>47454717
>just houserule it brah it's just a game rule zero yo
Great contribution, but has there ever been an edition of D&D where the rule description for 'detect evil' worked like that?
>>47454392
Then it has been judged as irredeemable, and its destruction was good and right. The divine power remaining in her shall shield her from harm.All that's left is to bestow a more righteous child upon her to reward her obedience.
>>47454739
3.5 at least lets you concentrate for longer to get more precise readings.
>>47454739
IIRC the closest thing to this situation would be that the mother would ping as evil because she is carying somethng evil.
>>47453497
Here is what I do, op.
>Walk out.
>Play D6 fantasy (open or Mini Six hack) with my good friends.
>never look back.
>>47454998
>D6 fantasy and every other game that's not D&D no longer exists
What now fuckboi?
>>47454998
Oh forgot a few steps
>poop on the dm's bed.
>take his cat to the violin factory.
>make his grandma cry .
And worst of all..
>take his coasters and put glasses of wate on his tables.
>>47453497
Cast detect evil on other pregnant women with the same level of focus to have large sample. If all unborn babies ping as evil, pray to my god to file a bug report.
Else, monitor the pregnant women, ask for her cooperation, confine her until birth if reasonably possible while seeing to her well being (getting confined for 9 months max because you have a possible demon in your uterus isn't such a bad thing).
Once evil baby is born, ping it again and if it's still evil, smite/redeem/jail/exorcise as appropriate.
If the DM is still pushing the "risk of world ending vs life of a single woman" angle at this point, I will tell him : "you know, if you wanted to run dark heresy so badly, you could have just told us"
>>47454063
What did you post?
>>47455084
Play a with a dm who doesn't force the paladin into dumb situations.
Ain't nothing wrong with D&D just DM hate paladins for some reason or another.
>>47453497
...Tell the mother and have her raise the fuckin' kid right. It's an infant with a lot of growing up to do and Evil isn't a disease.
Being evil alone isn't a crime, and as a fetus it clearly hasn't done anything else wrong, so just ignore the situation completely.
>>47455093
>take his coasters and put glasses of water on his tables.
Too fucking far anon! what the fuck?
>>47453497
That's not how detect evil works in any edition of D&D that matters.
>>47455098
>pray to my god to file a bug report
>>47455093
>fucking up a good wooden table
I would kill you like a cheap whore who saw too much at a mob house.
>>47455174
>Implying there are editions of D&D that matter
>>47455174
Better than
>Okay paladin. You think the east side of he city is evil. What now?
>>47453497
>the unborn child is evil
The fuck did it do, strangle its twin with the umbilical cord?
>>47453497
Being evil isn't a crime, it's an inclination. You can't jail or kill people for being sociopaths, you can only punish them if they perform evil acts. There are plenty of law-abiding citizens in D&D who are Evil, and they should not be persecuted just because they'd like to butcher their neighbours with a carving knife for beating them in a Town's Largest Pumpkin competition.
>>47455245
In certain countries you can forcibly hospitalise sociopaths.
>>47455256
A country that does not respect the freedom of those who do not harm others deserves all the sociopaths it gets.
>>47455237
Except that's not how it works either.
For something to actually be strong enough to give an evil aura it has to possess divine power or be supernatural.
So even if his cone says "There's evil over there!" He knows to be wary for something of big power and danger.
>>47454392
If you're not an idiot (ie. placing a lot of weight directly on the belly), thatis extremely unlikely. To use an analogue, if the baby is inside the house, you driving your car into the garage isn't going to hurt it, no matter how badly you park it (unless you somehow drive your car through the garage wall and right into the room the baby is in, but in that case something has gone phenomenally wrong, and your house is really shittily built too).
>>47455256
I agree with >>47455277. Any culture that locks people away because they MIGHT be dangerous, but whom have made no conspiracy to commit a crime, is infringing upon the basic rights and freedoms all men and women should possess. In the context of OP's statement, any society that would kill or jail Evil individuals would itself be Evil, likely Lawful Evil as it is abusing the law to punish non-criminals.
>>47455338
Pretty much. To a Paladin, detecting Evil on a non-supernatural person is probably like tasting a grain of dirt on your tongue, unpleasant but not much more than that. Detecting Evil on, say, a mid-level Demon or minor evil magical item would be like having your head dunked in a pool of mud. For a place to be Evil enough for a paladin to clearly sense that quality, it would have to be something like a ritual murder site or an altar to a profane god, something so dark that its presence is a stain upon the very land itself.
>>47453544
Definitely the best solution
>>47453626
Different anon, but you are missing the point
Obvious shitposting bait thread is getting attention like it is summer. And it keeps going all the year round, making "summer" a meaningless meme.
It just shows how bad /tg/ is for falling for such bullshit and that's depressing on the long run.
>>47455240
Well, if the mother is a Drow, that's very likely. Apparently it's a common enough occurrence to them that "orgasm caused by fetuses murdering each other in your womb" has a specific word in Drow language, and is also the main reason they bother getting pregnant.
>baby detects as evil
well babies are naturally evil so no problem there
>>47455434
So killing a mad psychopath planning mass murder is wrong because he hasn't done it yet? You do know that only truly evil beings "ping" as evil on a detect evil casting.
>>47453544 and >>47453575 have it right.
Aside from the fact Detect Evil does not work that way, this is textbook shit GMing. The whole scenario reeks of some unwinnable "lel you fall" scenario. Even if that's not the case, at it's best is a cringey attempt at making the game DARK and MATURE. If any GM tried this on me, I'd roll my eyes and tell him if an unborn child is pinging evil there's probably something much worse going on which demands my attention. I'm not killing a pregnant woman just because the GM is a retard.
Also, half the replies in this thread and most others are absolute shit. What the fuck is going on.
>>47455434
So if you know someone suffers from vivid and frightening hallucinations, you'd wait for him to hurt himself or someone else before you quarantine him?
Someone is walking around with a deadly and contagious disease, you're going to wait until he infects someone before you put him in the hospital?
The freedom of people to live safe from the threat of someone who is ill and has the potential to harm them is more important than the freedom of the sick person to do as he pleases. That goes for all kinds of sick people, from psychopaths to contagions.
>>47453497
Ask the GM to stop jerking off under the table. This whole "paladin fall dilemma" fetish he has developed as of late is neither good nor appreciated by anyone else.
No fetus will defeat us! I put on my gauntlet, cast divine sacrifice, and smite that unborn heathen! Then lay on hands the mother so there's no hard feelings
>>47455513
There is no fetish like that in existence.
>>47455538
I'm masturbating to it right now.
>>47455582
No. You're not.
>>47453497
I have a Cleric perform an Exorcism and/or and augry. Then I put the mother in a convent and have the clerics and Nuns deal with her.
I then pick up my character sheet, grab my dice, thank the DM and guys for a game, and walk out and never return.
I then just wait and try to look for a nonfaggot group all over again
>>47455513
This. Paladins are not robots and they don't fall over such trivial shit, does OP think that no paladin has ever had to make a decision in the history of the universe before your paladin gets confronted with evil baby wat do?
In addition half of the fucking population probably pings at least mildly evil in D&D, you think they kill literally everyone designated evil that they meet?
>>47455514
First you have to beat my 51 AC, paladinfag.
>>47455618
Nice to know you have no resolve or balls. Walking out of a game because you don't like one thing is as immature as a race car driver quitting the race because the flag isn't checkered black and white, but blue and red.
Detect evil doesn't ping until the create has 5HD or is an evil outsider. Something is VERY WRONG here if an unborn baby has 5HD.
>>47455489
You should relearn how to read properly.
>>47453497
What if you're playing in a setting where all children are born evil until they're baptized or go through some other ritual?
Children are naturally evil and selfish little cunts until they gain the cognitive ability to learn that the world doesn't revolve around them and fulfilling their needs.
Some people never learn this.
Plot twist, the mother is a 15 foot long centipede.
The hell kind of town is this?
>>47455669
That's probably what OP is going for, but shitposting has diverted attention away from this fact. Maybe the woman was tricked into fucking asmodeus or something.
>>47455708
>tricked
>implying
>>47453512
20 000 golds on a NPC?
never not even if ti is plot relevant!
>>47455662
>>47453497
Remove Disease
>>47453571
>Either the aura is a result of supernatural influences and not moral choices, at which point the child may simply be uplifted by its mother's good nature, or something is actively attempting to force the paladin's hand into unwittingly causing more suffering than is necessary, such as a ploy by a sinister force outside of the immediate description of the scene.
>There is nothing to be done until the child is born but to research the scenario. If the child is a tiefling or some similar tainted being, it is in the hands it must be in to become a force of good. Ensure the mother knows this. If it is possessed or some other evil is afoot, then this evil must be routed, not the child itself.
>Aborting it is only an option should the mortal soul already be gone and birthing it would kill the mother. If it can be birthed and then purged, all the better.
>>47455098
>Once evil baby is born, ping it again and if it's still evil, smite/redeem/jail/exorcise as appropriate.
These are reasonable. What responsibility does a true paladin have but to inspire hope? Hope is the most potent weapon available.
>>47453497
Handled in that d20 splatbook by Grim
>>47455818
Does remove disease eliminate parasites?
>>47453497
That's not how detect evil works.
/thread
>>47455818
Fetuses are not biologically considered parasites or diseases you stupid fuck. Only tumblrites, redditors, and Bill Nye (who is explicitly not a Biologist ) do.
>>47455669
Don't understand why so many people misinterpret Detect Evil. It's just meant to be a sort of spidey sense which lets the Paladin know if there's bad mojo around.
>>47453497
So the baby is an aberration, celestial, elemental, fey, fiend, or undead?
>>47455970
Et tu, Boobaloo?
>>47453497
Depends on which Order the paladin belongs to. Some Orders will prioritize the protection of the innocent other will prioritize the destruction of evil. In any case it should be very easy for the paladin to decide what he has to do.
If the paladin does not belong to an Order he has his/her own ethos and rules he has to follow which again will make his decision very easy.
>>47455980
Aren't celestials Good-aligned?
>>47455953
Reminder /threading your own post is like high-fiving yourself
>>47455972
Because despite the fact that everyone likes to say "no, not us." the truth is any large group of people has at least 75% of them not actually knowing what they're talking about, but just regurgitating information they heard from others.
>>47456116
In the newest edition of D&D, Paladins no longer have "detect evil" rather they can detect the supernatural.
>>47456359
Fair enough, but OP explicitly said "Detect Evil" so I guess we can assume they're not playing 5e.
>>47456710
That's because that anon said it wrong.
In 5e it is now "Detect Evil and Good" which doesn't actually detect if something is evil or good, just highlights supernatural things.
>>47453497
Never Compromise
>>47456835
Best Paladin.
>>47455098
Jail the baby?
BABYJAIL!!!
>>47453497
You're sworn to protect good, and the mother is good, meaning harming the evil would directly cause the good you're trying to protect become irrelevant and thusly, you become a monster in the act.
>those who hunt monsters should take care, lest they become one
>>47455503
Or, you know, there could actually be some sort of a plot where the unborn baby is, ya know, A DEMON...USING THE MOTHER AS A CONDUIT TO BE BIRTHED INTO THE MATERIAL REALM.
I really hate this thoughtless, immature excuse:
>at it's best is a cringey attempt at making the game DARK and MATURE
>>47458438
No competent GM will introduce a plotpoint like that in the manner OP describes. What you present is an interesting idea, but it falls flat on its ass if the GM up and says "the fetus is Evil. Do you kill the mother or not?"
As it stands, it's a half-assed "orc baby what do" scenario with a morally repulsive twist.
Also,
>tripfagging
>>47455538
Rule 34 son
>>47454392
That's... ... That's not how sex with a pregnant woman works, unless she's either in a very precarious, dangerous state, or you're a colossal fuck up. I don't know if having a gigantic wang makes a difference.
>>47454392
Annnnd so women chose coat hangers that can cause perforation and death, pills that can also cause death, and traveling for hundreds of miles to an abortion clinic instead of getting a good few fuckings... why?
>>47454392
>>47455503
>What the fuck is going on
pic related
>>47453544
/thread
>>47458438
First off, who the fuck introduces a plot line like this where the only means to even uncover it's there is to have a paladin who compulsively pings "detect evil?"
Second off, why would he introduce this plot line as a "lel, do you kill the mother or not?" scenario when there are better ways of going about it?
It just seems like a scenario where the GM decided to either make his game arbitrarily edgy for big boy points without taking any consideration into how well this particular plot point is being introduced to the campaign. If I was a paladin being thrown into a situation like this, I know that it's because the GM either wants me to fall or the GM doesn't know what he's doing as far as his own story is concerned.
Third, why the trip?
>>47453497
Obviously the paladin has to adopt the child and educate him personally so they don't become evil.
Abortion=automatically a blackguard, no check no save no nothing.
>>47455489
>planning mass murder
If you can prove he's planning mass murder, that's a crime.
>>47455538
>>47455603
>He doesn't believe that Corruption is a fetish
Falling is just the first step, innocent anon.
>>47458400
This is the reason you aren't supposed to tripfag, summeranon. Between this and your other post in the thread, we can all tell it's the same person being an utter retard.
>>47458288
And that's why the only god in the setting blew him up.
>>47453497
Get some more clerics to collectively investigate apparent case of anti-christ fetus.
But also be wary of illusions.
>>47453497
I thought the punishment usually came after the crime.
>>47466005
what the fuck is that outfit made out of
it's so form-fitting that you can see her aureolae but the sleeves and shoulders remain as rumpled cloth
fuckin' elf titty wizards casting their titty magic on their clothes
JUST
>>47455657
>Atropal is trying to create a new body for itself within a mortal vessel.
So THAT'S why the baby was pinging evil!
>>47453544
yup
You seem to forget the role of Paladins
>'What we gonna do, sarge?' wailed Colon. Ah ... Keep the peace. That was the thing. People often failed to understand what that meant. You'd go to some life-threatening disturbance like a couple of neighbours scrapping in the street over who owned the hedge between their properties, and they'd both be bursting with aggrieved self-righteousness, both yelling, their wives would either be having a private scrap on the side or would have adjourned to a kitchen for a shared pot of tea and a chat, and they all expected you to sort it out. And they could never understand that it wasn't your job. Sorting it out was a job for a good surveyor and a couple of lawyers, maybe. Your job was to quell the impulse to bang their stupid fat heads together, to ignore the affronted speeches of dodgy self-justification, to get them to stop shouting and to get them off the street. Once that had been achieved, your job was over. You weren't some walking god, dispensing finely tuned natural justice. Your job was simply to bring back peace. Of course, if your few strict words didn't work and Mr Smith subsequently clambered over the disputed hedge and stabbed Mr Jones to death with a pair of gardening shears, then you had a different job, sorting out the notorious Hedge Argument Murder. But at least it was one you were trained to do. People expected all kinds of things from coppers, but there was one thing that sooner or later they all wanted: make this not be happening.
>>47453497
I get up and slap the GM as hard as I can.
If he opens his mouth and the first phrase isn't "I'm sorry" I slap him again.
I will repeat the process of slapping him precisely once every time he opens his mouth until he DOES apologize and rescind the imbecilic edgy "14-year-old faggot who thinks he knows shit about real life" scenario in what is literally my ONLY chance to play D&D likely all this month with my job and other current responsibilities, and understands that a COLLABERATIVE game played for COLLECTIVE entertainment is not about exploring his pathetically small-minded and childish attempts to be edgy and "cool".
When the game continues I will act as though nothing has changed and continue as normal because I'm just going to assume hitting him like the bitch he was being the first time until he apologized was enough.
>>47453497
Rape the mother and impregnate her with a good child that will fight the evil one.
>>47467920
If I was to pull 'evil baby' on my players it'd be because I'm trying to teach them to stop being edgy fuckers themselves and as OP said "Abortion may kill the mother" as if the players first thought was 'baby murder' rather then 'why is a baby pinging evil' then I'd say the player themself is being pretty fucking bismuth already.
Having had to actually deal with two seperate players before who would willfully slay anything that pinged evil because 'that's what paladins do' and having finally delt with them by pulling this kind of over the top despicable bullshit, I say good job OP. If your player thought 'Baby Murder' then you're more then justified to pull this.
>>47468309
Yeah, if I were GM I would have talked to those players like adults beforehand and if they didn't listen I would have kicked them out like adults because there's consequences to acting a certain way and some people need to learn that the hard way apparently.
I don't believe in being passive-aggressive about D&D and my players; if you're a causing or being problem I'll talk to you, be you either GM or player.
And since I'm legitimately autistic (not even pretend autistic or "acting stupid" autistic like most folks on here) and have had communication difficulties my whole life, literally no one else on Earth has an excuse in not doing the same.
>>47468334
>I would slap someone, over a game
You're not autistic.
You're just a fucking cunt.
>>47468255
Dubs for getting her double pregnant.
>>47468334
I tried to talk to them several times and because they were friends, as with my whole group, I was loathe to just kick them out.
So that's when I fought fire with fire.
First time I just started to make every person in any sort of authority ping evil and later on, the second one had everyone wearing 'hide alignment' enchanted rings.
Literally everyone.
First time round, it led to the death of three government officials, numerous encounters with guards and finally their god telling them no before the player started to change.
The second time they went a killed the first non-villain NPC they found wearing such a ring, a child, and fell.
The BBEG was making the rings for their agents and made such a surplus they were being used for barter.
>>47453497
Just wait for her to give birth then you humanely grab the baby by the feet and smash its head on the stone floor.
>>47453497
just fucking wait a few months and spawncamp the evil baby.
>>47468401
Uh...when did I say that I would slap someone?
>>47468495
I sympathize I guess.
I just try not to play with friends whom I know are gonna shit the bed for everyone at the game. I mean no offense to some folks, but I don't put certain people in situations where I know they will choose to fail or do poorly and then never learn, especially if they're my friends and I know their limitations as people from past experience.
I wouldn't enter a one-legged friend in a footrace either, it's just putting him in a situation where he'll do poorly.
>>47461412
No-one ever said that women were smart.
Besides, it was a few good fuckings that got them into this mess in the first place.
>>47455489
conspiracy to commit murder is still a crime,
And yes, even then you just throw 'em in prison, not execute them.
>>47467920
Please kill yourself, you brainless, entitled little twerp. If you want a safe space where your little feelings aren't hurt then run your own fucking game.
>>47453497
>>47453497
Just spawncamp the baby.
>>47453497
Smite evil doesnt hurt good aligned creatures.
>>47467920
DMs situation is absolute garbage. It indicates either a world view it or a conflation of"dark" and "grown up". And if a DM threw this at me I'd refuse to bite. Mostly because any decent Paladin player would figure this indicates a more pressing problem he should investigate.
But you are acting like a turbo sperg and I wouldn't want you at the table any more than I'd want the GM.
If I were to run an evil baby campaign, it would totally be something like Rosemary's Baby.
>>47453497
>>Abortion may kill the mother.
Don't do it, duh.
>>47453544
Yop.
Kill the baby right after it is born and switch it with an orphan, so that the mother will never notice it
Simple as that
Does anyone have that greentext of the Paladin who comes across the villager baby pinging evil and how he deals with it?
>>47456043
>Diversity Dunge[vomit sound]ns
Where can I get that? I find a masochistic joy in reading terrible game books.
>>47453497
HOW?
This is THE epitome of bullshit.
Every. EVERY child is innocent and pure unless something happens to them that will steer them over the years into becoming evil.
Is it a really dark and twisted childhood that ultimately corrupted the kid, a god of evil mind-raping it into becoming its servant or other things...or simply parents neglecting a kid and causing it to develop behaviors that would turn it into a sadistically psychopathic asshole.
This reeks of "MAKE THE PALADIN FALL" plan and it is shit GM-ing.
>>47453497
Wait until the baby is born, and kill the baby then.
>>47453513
You're supposed to *smite OP*.
>>47474543
Could be that the child is/is possessed by an evil outsider. That's pretty much the only way it could ping in detect evil, as the spell only detects creatures that either have at least 5 HD or are evil outsiders. I do believe that half-fiends (not tieflings, but proper "my mom/dad was a demon" cambions and alu-fiends) are considered outsiders, so that's probably what's going on.
>>47474543
nah dude. that thing is evil if it is the prophisised child of an evil god, born not from the mother being a pure and innocent virgin, but rather the town slut that is forced to do so to survive.
>>47475332
Fair enough. Though there is still the thing on how the baby is possessed.
If it was so before it even developed a soul, then it would be justified.
But if it has its soul still around, then it's a whole different matter.
>>47475372
Even the child of a evil god can turn good and say "FUCK DESTINY" when it gets older.
How? By giving it the love and warmth every child should be given and striving to make a good person out of it. This way a lot of bad guys wouldn't have become that way.
Oh and a small application of tough love.
>>47453497
>Let it be born
>Swap in baby from orphanage
>Double check evil baby and if still evil kill it
>Get bonus points because now orphan has a good home
Checkmate atheists
>>47453497
Impossible. Beings with int below 3 are netural by default and fetuss likely have int 0-1
>>47453497
Let in be born and raise the child...you wont gonna take from the mother you gonna stay and teach the values of justice to hin...yep you gonna stop adventuring for a while but you gonna have dante as you apprendice...and yeah you tough mentor love will make hin a half-demon thing not a full one
>>47453497
Use teleport other on the baby.
>The infamous telebortion
>>47474543
Considering how many people go straight for baby murder, I'd say OP's bullshitery was warranted.
>>47478277
Wouldn't that be, like, extremely gruesome as the entire womb teleports with the baby and the mother is left screaming and shitting her internal organs out as her abdomen collapses?
>>47478660
Doesn't teleport other let you choose what goes and what stays?
If not, I magically sever the umbilical cord first.
>>47479092
Magic missile never misses!
>>47453497
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.
>>47478660
She'll just give birth to afterbirth as normal, just with no babby.
It will be pretty gruesome at the destination point, though.
>>47455093
>abort his girlfriend's baby
>>47453543
This. Burn the whole village, its the only way to be sure.
>>47454458
ONLY +5?
THIS NIGGA NEEDS TO UP HIS GAME UP. CAN'T HANDLE MY +10 HOLY SMITING (dick)HAMMER.
>>47453497
calmly stand up, pack your stuff. then slap the crap out of the dm. then go home and find a new group.
>>47454392
Then the paladin/bard did his job of smiting evil
>Detect Evil reads the alignment of things
Shit system.
>Alignment is prescriptive not descriptive, the baby is destined to be evil because that's its alignment and that can't shift
Shit DM.
>>47473801
>Where can I get that? I find a masochistic joy in reading terrible game books.
It's surprisingly sane.
>>47478516
And one must think of it why people are so eager for murderhobo tendencies and go the "kill first, and ask no questions" option.
>>47484872
>2d6 strength
>>47484968
Not an argument.
>>47484968
Unless you go full "men roll for stats, women point-buy withing given boundaries" you're still doing it wrong.
Leave. Invoke my Rule -1 rights. Life's too short to play with shit groups and/or shit DMs.
You know, you never hear about the DMs who try and force the Clerics to fall or the Druids to use metal.
>>47484994
>Rule -1
You mean rule 255?
>>47484872
>It doesn’t matter what your actual attitudes or
intentions are, you will be damned anyway if you annoy or stand up against the wrong people.
Navigating this minefield is virtually impossible, but hopefully you can at least make informed decisions and walk into the trap with your eyes open. That’s, sadly, about the best you can hope for if you want to retain integrity and don’t want to engage in nepotism and virtue signalling.
Dang, you can almost see the author's thousand-yard stare.
>>47485007
If rule 255 is "No Players = No Game" then yes
>>47455507
Mental illness that severe is no longer a case of "might be dangerous". Furthermore, their inability to make rational decisions is curtailed by their affliction; in essence they are already deprived of their freedom by their illness.
Someone with a deadly and contagious disease is also past the point of "might be dangerous" - assuming they know of their disease, and it is communicable by ordinary contact with others, i.e.airborne or touch (STIs are a special case, ordinarily requiring some form of reciprocation for transmission to occur) - they have clearly conspired to do harm and so deserve imprisonment. Likewise if they are ignorant of their affliction, upon learning of it they have a moral imperative to seek treatment.
Considering STIs, which are a little more complex, simply having an STI is no grounds for imprisoning someone, because the infection is not transmissable under normal everyday life. However the burden lies on them to inform potential partners of the risk of infection, with failure to do so being a criminal offence.
"Evil" in the D&D sense is not like that. THings only ping as evil if they have either already committed, or are conspiring to commit an evil deed, or if they are intrinsically Evil, i.e. demons and devils.
In both cases we have gone from "might be dangerous" to "are dangerous" so again, incarceration is warranted
>>47467420
What? Any halfway competent tailor would be able to create a dress with padding, pleats and seams at the shoulders while leaving the fabric on the torso clingy. No elven titty magic required for that.
>>47485079
>Dang, you can almost see the author's thousand-yard stare.
The Regressive Left is one HELL of a drug.
>>47485079
>Navigating this minefield is virtually impossible, but hopefully you can at least make informed decisions and walk into the trap with your eyes open.
Gotta love a good Dune quote, spices up any tabletop discussion.
Jesus, think what you want about OP, but the people triggered in this thread are much, much, much worse from any point of view.
I'd take an edgy campaign over playing with you cringeworthy retards.
So she's carrying a cambion. Shit. Well I try and find the fiend that raped her, kill it, then advise her to carry the baby to term but have it disposed of.
>>47453544
>being a coward
>>47488723
>putting up with dumb shit from a "mature" DM.
>ever
>>47468401
>not wanting to slap people just because
>>47453497
Use runic magic to induce a miscarriage.
