http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=fantasycrossThe clever, smooth, experienced male half-Oroborous berserker. He has a feminine build. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance. Okay
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=jokemonster
first result = your first opponent
>The principled, educated female half-Yeti prophet. She has a muscular build. Her wardrobe is unconventional. She appears human - but those who interact with her keep getting the impression that she isn't human.
This actually doesn't sound too bad.
>>47452387
Sounds fuckable.
>>47452427>anthro
>>47452428
Upon thinking about/expanding upon it further
>A tall, muscular, white haired brown girl raised in the mountains, always wearing a big parka despite the heat to disguise her ancestry as she travels the world spreading the word of God.
Yeah, definitely would waifu.
My character looks like it was created by a not much confident of Those Guys
>The charismatic female half-Angel brigand. She appears far more non-human than human.
>Banshee of the Parking Lot
Soo an undead junkie. Great.
>The secretive, conformist, inexperienced male half-Kraken alchemist with a large fortune. He has a slender build. His wardrobe is unusual. His body is a mismatched composite of his human and non-human ancestry.
I'll be perfectly honest, playing an illithid alchemist sounds pretty neat
>The studious female half-Cyclops mercenary who had a near-death experience that changed them significantly. She has a narrow build. Her wardrobe is uncomplicated. Her body is that of a human for the most part, but her head is more like that of her non-human parent.
Pretty gud. I usually play by the books fighters, so it's not much of a departure beyond the female cyclops thing.
>>47452387
>no ma, ol red's my dragon, i'll do it
>>47452387
>The outgoing male half-Tanuki crusader who has an odd way of speaking. He appears far more non-human than human.
Doesn't seem too bad. I have no idea what a Tanuki is, but I could probably play something like this.
>Ambush Hamster
This sounds far too easy.
>>47452387
>The naive, vocal, inexperienced male half-Werecat cleric. He has a slender build. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.
>Ectoplasmic Milk Wyrm of the Parking Lot
Jesus, I think I just rolled as close to a half-fae catboy as this generator can get.
>The charismatic male half-Kraken spy. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.
>kraken ancestry makes him look attractive
nip girls must love him
>Astral Anime Hydra of the Sock Drawer
>O-Onnii-chan , i will protect your drawer!
>>47452878
Raccoon like spirits with giant scrotums.
>>47452387
>The compassionate, sheltered male half-Fairy cleric who hates animals. He has a graceful build. His wardrobe is impractical. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
Kill me.
>Balsa Hawk
Sounds like a tough but fair fight
>The promiscuous male half-Unicorn watchman. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.
Oh dear God.
>>47452387
>The alienated female half-Fairy cleric who lost meaning in life. She has a plump build. Her wardrobe is tight-fitting. Her non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable, but not particularly disturbing.
This is some silly shit right here. A religous but "tightly" dressed fair buzzing around.
>Abyssal Poodle
NANI
>>47453209
I get the impression from the description "tight-fitting" was more she's getting fat and her clothes don't fit right, with her giving up on life being the reason she hasn't bothered to get a new outfit.
>The sadistic female half-Satyr mage. She has a busty build. Her wardrobe is artistic. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
>>47452387
That's a mercy kill if I ever saw one
>>47452387
>The diabolical male half-Unicorn druid. He has a lean build. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.
I'm not even a centaur just a horse body with a strange human face at the end, you can't even tell that I'm part unicorn I have to explain it. No wonder I'm evil.
>Abyssal Belch Phantom
And it's disgusting.
>>47452387
>male half-Oroborous
>feminine build
>appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent
>an attractive, not monstrous appearance
>OROBOROUS
So he's a twink with his face permanently attached to his dick? Sounds like something Yuni would draw.
>>47453110
So Rocket Raccoon with an enormous ballsack?
>>47452387
>The intelligent, sheltered female half-Manticore exorcist. She has a feminine build. Her wardrobe is elaborate. Her non-human ancestry gives her a horribly inhuman appearance.
And I have to fight
>Abyssal Bunny
>>47453191
Horribly wonderful!
>>47453546
Yes. There's other shit to tanukis but the scrotum just stands out the most.
>>47452387
>The wise male half-Kraken cleric. He has a broad-shouldered build. He appears far more non-human than human.
I am the squidpope...pope of the squids.
>The selfish, world-weary male half-Troll druid. His wardrobe is artistic. His face hints at his non-human ancestry, but he otherwise appears human.
>Allergy Wyrm
>The seasoned male half-Kitsune necromancer. He has a feminine build. He appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance.
Noice.
VERSUS:
>Astral Sloth of the Lost Temple
Should I just reroll my character now?
>>47452766
The frustrated, antisocial male half-Demon paladin. His wardrobe is impractical. He appears far more non-human than human.
>>47452387
>The educated male half-Hippogriff thief. He can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after his non-human ancestor.
This sounds actually pretty rad. Except for the horrible mental image of his parents conceiving him.
>>47454972
Oh, I forgot the enemy.
>Alchoholic Vampire of the Yard Sale
>>47454095
Fucking gold
>>47453191
Fucking nope (picture much related)
> The sheltered female half-Demon demonologist. She has a leggy build. Her wardrobe is professional. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.
Hm. That sounds... completely sane. Odd.
> Abyssal Pigeon
WELL I MEAN I GUESS THAT'S APPROPRIATE.
>The nurturing, seasoned female half-Unicorn spy. Her wardrobe is weird. She can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after her non-human ancestor.
Not sure whether to waifu. But she sounds like she should be the main character in a cartoon show.
>Allergic Spirit of the Used-Car Lot
I don't even.
>>47452387
>half-Oroborous
>>47455382
How in the holy name of Captain Crunch does that even work?!
>>47452387
The antisocial male half-Pegasus watchman with a large fortune. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.
Against Avant-Garde Vortex Bunny.
I'm not drunk enough for this shit.
>The conformist female half-Divinity necromancer. She has a lean build. Her wardrobe is elaborate. Her body is that of a human for the most part, but her head is more like that of her non-human parent.
>>47455504
Okay. I got it.
Rainbow Dash against the Rabbit of Caerbannog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg
>The antisocial male half-Werecat necromancer. He has an overmuscled build. His wardrobe is businesslike. He appears human - yet his shadow is always that of his non-human parent's species.
At first it sounds like a character that guy would play, but I think I could pull it off.
>>47452387
>The boring male half-Wyvern poacher. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.
vs
>Astral Nougat Fiend
I guess I'll work on not being so boring...
>>47452387
>The compassionate, vocal, experienced male half-Will-O-The-Wisp seer who is given to moments of deep introspection. His non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but he has some odd traits hinting at his parentage.
>Baseball Dragon
Is the dragon the ball,the bat or the player guys?
>>47452387
>The confused, confident, self-righteous female half-Basilisk armorer looking for love. She has an hourglass build. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance.
>Anime Banshee
This can only end well
>>47452387
>The educated female half-Gorgon blacksmith. Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance.
I can dig it. Should a half-gorgon have a snake lower body or snakes for hair?
also enemy:
>Ballpoint Devil of the Pawn Shop
A devil with a ballpoint? Or a ballpoint pen possessed by a devil? Or is it just a really shitty ballpoint pen that patrons of the pawn shop have to use?
>The sadistic male half-Cockatrice > conjurer. His wardrobe is bizarre. His > face hints at his non-human > ancestry, but he otherwise appears human.
VERSUS
> Letcherous Skeleton
>ohmy.gif
>>47455337
>>Allergic Spirit of the Used-Car Lot
>I don't even.
Cousin Kyle from South Park, obviously.
>>47452387
>The playful female half-Hippogriff exorcist haunted by dark memories. Her wardrobe is artistic. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
>Avalanche Hamster of the Dream-Lands
>Haunted by dark memories
>Dream monster
I wonder if those could possibly be related.
>The smart male half-Gargoyle archer searching for justice. He has an angular build. His wardrobe is severe. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.
I'M BATMAAAAN
>Ballpoint Djinni of the Candy Store
With a rogue's gallery out of the Silver Age, I guess.
>The illogical, hateful female half-Gorgon prophet. Her wardrobe is dignified. She has a perfectly human head and face - but her body is that of her non-human parent's species.
I think this is just a woman
>>47456296
No it has to be half-dragon anon
>>47452387
>The intelligent female half-Hellhound demonologist. Her wardrobe is simple. She can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after her non-human ancestor
>Astral Vanilla Vampire
I'm not sure how to feel about this, but I could actually play this. Anyone up for a weird ass half-breed shapeshifting warlock for a party member?
>>47456609
Just keep in mind that character sounds like their mom took the knot
The cooperative male half-Centaur knight. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but it is an attractive, not monstrous appearance.
I don't get it, so like, a regular looking dude who is attractive and also happens to be a knight? Great. A generic hero.
>>47456694
I'm okay with that. Not like I don't play with filthy /d/egenerates anyway.
>>47452387
>The weary, seasoned female half-Werewolf guard. Her appearance is that of a normal human - but under certain conditions she turns into a member of her non-human ancestor's species.
Alright, I really like this actually.
>Insanity Cow.
PIC RELATED.
>>47452387
The smart, chaste male half-Goblin exorcist with big dreams. His wardrobe is professional. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.
VS
Astral Paint Fiend of the Outhouse
Brass Bun
I...what
The worldwise female half-Phoenix witch-hunter with a knack for trouble. She has a lithe build. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.
Pretty fucking cool.
>The friendly female half-Ice dragon shaman on the wrong side of the law. She has a muscular build. Her wardrobe is businesslike. She can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after her non-human ancestor.
YES HELLO SIR WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN PURCHASE OF SEVERAL IGLOOS? ARE GOOD HOME IN FRIGID NORTH. I AM NEEDING TO SELL SEVERAL OF THEM TO PAY OFF SEVERAL DEBTS. PLEASE BUY, I MADE THEM MYSELF. FOR RECORD YOU ARE NOT COP, RIGHT?
>Beer-drinking Mind Kangaroo
Ah, the natural enemy of all Ice Dragons. Australia.
>>47456958
Frosthome Realty: Prices so low, they're below freezing.
>>47452387
>The hypocritical male half-Dragon prophet. His wardrobe is elaborate. His body is one half human - one half taking after his non-human ancestor.
The educated, sheltered female half-Goblin blacksmith. She has an elegant build. Her wardrobe is elegant. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
>>47456837
We're soul mates
>>47452387
>The clueless, stressed, experienced male half-Manticore exorcist. His wardrobe is bizarre. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
>The clever, playful female half-Djinn prophet with repressed memories. She has a wide-hipped build. Her wardrobe is flattering. Her non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but she has some odd traits hinting at her parentage.
...Shantae?
>Nougat Giant of the Bus Station
Shantae.
Welp time to see how many fetishes the DM is going to shove into the campaign.
>>47452387
>The persistent male half-Tengu watchman. His wardrobe is attractive. His non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but he has some odd traits hinting at his parentage
I don't know what to say.
>Abyssal Manatee
I don't know if this is out of my character's league. The Beer Skeleton of New Jersey sounds more threatening honestly.
>>47457061
Oh, I forgot my nemesis. Let's see....
>Golf Wyrm
Time to burninate his favorite golf course.
>>47457317
I just educated myself and found out what a Tengu is. I think that Manatee is going to wish I was chilling with the Beer Skeleton of New Jeresy now.
Did anyone get any illogical results?
>The unfriendly, playful female half-Gorgon crusader. She has a curvy build. Her wardrobe is fashionable. Her non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but she has some odd traits hinting at her parentage
>unfriendly
>playful
How does those mix up?
>>47456837
>The smart, chaste male half-Goblin exorcis
What! How!?
>>47457510
Annoying practical jokes, always laughing at and never with, and schadenfreude as the highest form of humor.
>>47452387
>The intelligent male half-Angel soldier. He has a feminine build. His wardrobe is sexy. His appearance is strangely attractive.
I don't know what this is but boioioioing.
>>47457642
Someone boned a goblin.
Duh.
>>47457644
So I got a sadistic crusader?
>>47452387
>The uneducated female half-Chimera sorcerer on the wrong side of the law. She has a thin build. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.
God this screams mary sue
>>47457720
Seems like.
>>47457723
It doesn't scream Mary Sue to me. Have her put on the wizard hat because she's on the wrong side of the law.
Almost all my results were lewd.
Here are the first two. I now know my next porn commission.
>The serious, educated female half-Will-O-The-Wisp exorcist. She has a voluptuous build. Her non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable.
>The paranoid, selfish, sheltered male half-Goblin tomb robber living on borrowed time. He has a feminine build. His wardrobe is practical. He appears human - but has the personality and habits of his non-human ancestor.
>>47457794
First monster
>Spirit Duck of the Castle
They gonna get raped.
>>47457794
I just imagine a normal will-o-wisp that looks incredibly lewd to other will-o-wisps, but just like a ball of light to humans
>>47452387
>The sheltered female half-Wyvern illusionist. She has a busty build. Her face hints at her non-human ancestry, but she otherwise appears human.
Versus...
>The Djinni of the Brewery
Well, considering that my character is sheltered, she'd probably be out on her own for the first time in this adventure. Probably did something that, unbeknownst to her, pissed off the Djinni barkeep. Probably going to try to do something to defuse the situation before she gets her face punched in by a cosmic powerhouse.
>The wise female half-Devil elementalist who hates animals. Her wardrobe is sexy. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
VS
>Arrow Sheep of the West
Regardless of what exactly an Arrow Sheep is, my character hates it and burns it down.
>The illogical, selfish, experienced male half-Djinn cavalier who is more than meets the eye. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.
VS
>Ambush Poodle
I guess I go Don Qixote on that canine fucker.
>>47458158
>The fearsome male half-Chimera martial artist with a chemical dependency. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.
>His body is that of a human
>but his head is like that of his non-human parent
>head of a chimera
What in the fuck would this even of look like?
>Abyssal Mouse
Why? What even is that?
>>47458327
He has a lions head, you blink, now it's a snake, you sneeze, and when you look up, now it's a goat head, etc...
>>47452387
>The cunning, educated female half-Fire Elemental bodyguard with a heart of gold. She has a plump build. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
THICK
>The chaste female half-Wyvern jester needing a friend. Her wardrobe is professional. Her face hints at her non-human ancestry, but she otherwise appears human.
So...forever alone clown?
>Mimic Parrot
It honestly sounds like a bad circus act. The parrot bullies the clown, people come to see clown get bullied, clown cries a lot. Kinda depressing.
>The watchful, lonely male half-Hellhound soldier who suffers from a chronic disease. He has a wide-chested build. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.
>Abyssal Cow
Hellhound lycan? Fighting abyssal cows? Fucking brutal.
>The confused female half-Dragon Turtle illusionist with a rival in his/her profession. Her wardrobe is severe. Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human ancestor.
>Iridescent divine elemental of the apocalypse
...
>confused female half-Dragon Turtle
>Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human
I... Uh.. What? No wonder she's confused.
The introverted female half-Dragon Turtle berserker. She has a curvy build. Her wardrobe is unusual. Her non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable, but not particuarly disturbing.
Curvy half-dragon turtle.
How did a turtle fuck a dragon??
>>47460487
No, no half-dragon half-turtle. Half Dragon-Turtle. I'm pretty sure it's Chinese.
The clueless, tactless female half-Griffon bodyguard. She has a busty build. Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human ancestor.
>>47452387
>The smart, combative, experienced female half-Divinity paladin. She has a voluptuous build. Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance.
But I already did, er, made that character!
>Devouring Potato Wyrm
....Hungry Irish dragon. Or hungry retasrded dragon.
Okay then.
>>47460487
>>47460638
They might as well create a magical realm character generator at this point.
>>47460696
An Irish Dragon sounds fun.
>>47452387
>The inexperienced female half-Demon heretic with little money. She has a lean build. Her wardrobe is weird. She appears human - but those who interact with her keep getting the impression that she isn't human
vs
>Belch Angel
Would be a interesting battle of a ditzy warlock and a rude emissary of god
>>47460737
>They might as well create a magical realm character generator at this point.
We have the technology
>>47460767
I think the world needs this. Just imagine.
>>47460737
Theese pretty much are magical realm.
Though the half-woill-o-the-wisp necromancer who had a near death experience that changed her, and whose only giveaway is a facial feature that reflects her nature might be fun.
Her skull glows through her skin dimly.
>>47460827
>Her skull glows through her skin dimly.
That is probably someone's fetish.
The intelligent, distant, sheltered male half-Ki-Rin sorcerer. His body is a mismatched composite of his human and non-human ancestry.
Guys it's cool I have misaligned lips from my Ki-Rin ancestry, I'm not that impeccable.
>The brutal male half-Unicorn barbarian. He has a graceful build. His non-human ancestry isn't obvious, but he has some odd traits hinting at his parentage.
I can live with this
vs.
>All-devouring Cow
I got some interesting results on the same pages. 7th character:
>The stupid, selfish, sheltered male half-Goblin thief who hates children. He has an angular build. His wardrobe is odd. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
>>47452387
The puerile female half-Yeti mage. Her appearance is that of a normal human - but under certain conditions she turns into a member of her non-human ancestor's species.
so im a were-yeti, neat
Anteater of Hell
we are doomed, it will kill us all with its massive claws and using its massive tongue will consume the entire castle.
>>47453546
they are also good luck, and when they shapeshift into a human they often appear as a merchant.
>>47460487
How do people on /tg/ not know what a dragon turtle is?
The unhappy male half-Gorgon paladin. He has a wide-chested build. His non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable.
>>47452878
>>47453546
Enormous shapeshifting scrotums.
You should watch Pom Poko, it's a Ghibli movie about a clan of tanukis trying to get but in the face of modernized Japan.
The irrational, unremarkable male half-Hippocampus conjurer. He has a boyish build. He can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after his non-human ancestor.
Wat?
The cunning, spendthrift female half-Unicorn inquisitor. Her face hints at her non-human ancestry, but she otherwise appears human.>/mlp/
>>47464072
Somebody had sex with a brain at some point, obviously.
>The seasoned male half-Griffon archer who is dependent on medication. His non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable, but not particuarly disturbing.
>Immature Rainbow Bunny
I think I got this on lock, but I don't know what "very obvious and not-concealable" would constitute without being disturbing.
>>47464072
>>47464339
Aren't Hippocampus sea horse creatures or something?
>>47464514
You're thinking of a hippopotamus.
>>47464611
This is the result of hippocampus and dnd in Google.
>>47464836
Yeah that was it.
>>47452975
>>Ectoplasmic Milk Wyrm of the Parking Lot
>The energetic, selfless female half-Nightmare soldier looking for love. She has an amazonian build. Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human ancestor.
This is scarily close to what I would of played regardless....
> Void Anteater
kekalicious
>>47452387
>Alcoholic Ice Hamster
Ah, the adventures of a level 1 commoner
>>47452387
>The ignorant, chaste male half-Satyr knight who has several nervous habits. He has an elegant build. His wardrobe is no-nonsense. His non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable, but not particularly disturbing.
>Disco Golem
NO FUN IS ALLOWED WITHIN THE KINGDOM, DISCO STU MUST DIE
>The stingy, cooperative, worldwise male half-Goblin armorer. He has an elegant build. His wardrobe is businesslike. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
That doesn't sound too terrible.
>Alchoholic Golem
How does this even work?
>The intelligent female half-Kraken illusionist. Her wardrobe is uncomplicated. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
So its a human with multiple heads?
>> The private male half-Nightmare jester. His wardrobe is artistic. He appears human - but has the personality and habits of his non-human ancestor.
So I am a spooky clown who probably scares people to death like in The Ring.
>> Arrogant Lich
So a regular Lich.
>The educated, playful female half-Cyclops watchman who fears the future. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
So...how is one a mismatched composite of a human and cyclops?
>The intuitive female half-Bakeneko witch/warlock with a chemical dependency. She has a curvy build. She appears as an 'humanized' version of her non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
what the fuck is a bakakeko
>>47466868
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bakeneko
The selfless female half-Cyclops scribe. She has a feminine build. Her wardrobe is odd. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.
>>47465913
>>Alchoholic Golem
>How does this even work?
Booze golem. Its main goal is to make itself bigger and more powerful by stealing all the booze in the land.
It's always drunk. And it's an angry drunk.
>>47466837
Two very large, close set eyes in the middle of her forehead?
One human sized eye?
1.5 eyes?
>>47465913
its bender
>The alienated male half-Griffon tomb robber. He has an athletic build. His wardrobe is elaborate. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.
Fantastic.
My first opponent
>Jazz LichI bet it's actually Hitler
Why is every result "half-something stupid"?
Is this a "That Guy's Character" generator?
>>47467862
I suppose that elves, orcs, dwarves and the like are too mundane for the whacky, cuhhrraazyy and original masterminds behind the generator, but some of the results are fun, at least-- might use that cthulu cultist blacksmith that I generated with the creepy shadow in one of my games some time.
>>47467360
three eyes, one in the forehead
>>47467960
The stupid I'M A HALF WHATEVER THING THAT DOES SOMETHING WEIRD is just a tell-tale sign of a player with very little actual creativity or ability to make an actual character.
A thought out and well-played male human fighter could be infinitely more interesting and a much better character than the HALF DRAGON HALF OWLBEAR NINJA WIZARD. Because if you're a male human fighter, the "hook" or interesting part of your character has to come from something. If you're the HALF BULLYWUG HALF BUGBEAR GUNSLINGER BARBARIAN then you're just the HALF BULLYWUG HALF BUGBEAR GUNSLINGER BARBARIAN. That's all you are.
Oh god the "YOU COULD PLAY ANY CHARACTER JUST AS GOOD WITH A HUMAN FIGHTER WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE" crowd is here
>>47468077
Why do you have to be a special snowflake?
what does being a half merfolk half dwarf change about your character? absolutely nothing, you're just compensating for a lack of creativity, and the lack of being able to be interesting yourself.
It's the D&D equivalent of dyeing your hair bright pink.
Don't make a character around a concept. Just make a character.
>>47468107
But what does playing that take away from a character? Why do people like you feel the need to complain every time someone wants to play something other than a brown haired human fighter with no backstory and a generic anglo-saxon name?
>>47452387
>The ignorant, inexperienced male half-Vampire martial artist who fell in with the wrong crowd. His wardrobe is mysterious. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.
So...D?
>>47452387
The compassionate, lonely, uneducated female half-Kraken armorer who suffers from a chronic disease. She has an angular build. Her wardrobe is businesslike. She has a perfectly human head and face - but her body is that of her non-human parent's species.
>>47468210
>Allergy Phantom
Oh no, he'll agitate my chronic disease.
>The cooperative female half-Water Elemental fence with little money. She has a lithe build. She has a perfectly human head and face - but her body is that of her non-human parent's species.
versus
>Abyssal Cow of the Afterlife
>The intuitive, introverted female half-Roc cleric. She has an angular build. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.
>Her arch-nemesis is the banjo spirit
So essentially bird-waifu fights against the king of bards? Sound cool
>>47452387
>The disloyal female half-Sphinx hunter. She has a slender build. Her body is one half human - one half taking after her non-human ancestor.
What would half-sphinx even look like? Would it be like a centaur, but with the bottom half being the winged cat part? Aside from that I'm digging the concept.
Me: The intuitive, antisocial female half-Centaur hunter who is considered the best in his/her profession. Her wardrobe is severe. She appears human - yet her shadow is always that of her non-human parent's species.
First Opponent: Angel Hamster
Wut Do?
>The confused, unpopular, educated female half-Gorgon hunter. She has a graceful build. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
Vs
>Zany Succubus
So, a nerdy half gorgon who doesn't 'get' social interaction, now targetted by the unintentional bullying of a silly succubus who everyone else thinks is hilarious.
The extraverted, inexperienced female half-Fire Dragon thief. Her wardrobe is revealing. Her body is that of a human for the most part, but her head is more like that of her non-human parent.
>I think I gave in to my magical realm.
Ballpoint Phantasm
>And its wasted on this shlock
>>47469812
Just have the phantasm be a pervy author that keeps writing lewd things about her. Maybe even have what it writes come true.
>>47452387
Holy shit this generator is cancer.
>>47452387
>The fearsome, educated male half-Will-O-The-Wisp inquisitor. His body is a mismatched composite of his human and non-human ancestry.
I question how they managed to fuck.
There's only one way I can see this going, though.
>Allergic Vampire
O-oh. Now I just feel bad.
>The tough female half-Cockatrice bodyguard who hates animals. She has a lithe build. She appears human - but those who interact with her keep getting the impression that she isn't human.
Against
>Abyssal Pepper Fiend of the Outhouse
Oh... yeah, that's not a fight you win. You just endure, ask your deity "Why?!" and hopefully learn from the consequences.
Great, I'm playing a female half-goblin with an impractical wardrobe.
I'm going to get all kinds of shit for this.
>The creative male half-Roc witch-hunter who has several nervous habits. He has a graceful build. His wardrobe is classy. His non-human ancestry gives him a horribly inhuman appearance.
This is actually awesome
>Barbequed Grave Hamster
Delicious.
>>47452387
The charismatic male half-Vampire blacksmith with unexpected depths. He has a plump build. His wardrobe is plain. He can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after his non-human ancestor.
Abyssal Nougat Spider of the Bus Station.
>Time to eat our way trough this world: The Fight
>The inexperienced male half-Phoenix scribe. His body is that of a human for the most part, but his head is more like that of his non-human parent.
So I'm Thoth: The Early Days... kinda
>Panhandling Spider of the Sewer
"... You, uh... you gonna be okay there, buddy...?"
>The principled female half-Sphinx exorcist. She has a voluptuous build. Her wardrobe is revealing. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
Catgirl with one cat ear and one human ear, one arm is humanlike but ends in a cat paw, the other is leonine but has furry fingers. Possibly one digigrade leg while the other is humanoid but furry. Overall she's still busty and has all the right curves though. Somehow.
>Disco Succubus
Fiendsploitation, here we cum!
>>47452387
The sheltered male half-Kitsune paladin. He has a broad-shouldered build. He appears human - yet his shadow is always that of his non-human parent's species.
Smelly Homonculus of the Outhouse
I am an anime.
>The irrational, unremarkable, chaste male half-Troll necromancer with repressed memories. He can shapeshift, taking the form of a human, or taking after his non-human ancestor.
Necro-Troll
vs
>Passive-aggressive Ghost of the Parking Lot
I got this
>>47472253
>Yeah sure thing Necromancer, just tell me what to do. Not like I had anything better planned today. No really it's fine, whatever.
The promiscuous, educated male half-Tengu inquisitor with no hope. His wardrobe is businesslike. His non-human ancestry is very obvious and not-concealable. Vs necrotic manatee of the mirror universe
>The depressed, social, seasoned male half-Pegasus hunter who loves children. His wardrobe is elegant. His body is one half human - one half taking after his non-human ancestor.
So some sort of angelic centaur, this sounds pretty cool
>>47456817
I'm pretty sure you've just rolled up Discworld's Angua von Uberwald.
>The intelligent, educated female half-Werecat martial artist with unexpected depths. Her wardrobe is tight-fitting. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
VERSUS
>Crypt Kangaroo of the Apocalypse
>The world-weary male half-Yeti prophet who is part of a secret society. He has a wide-chested build. His wardrobe is strange. He has a perfectly human head and face - but his body is that of his non-human parent's species.
>The smooth female half-Tanuki with unusual luck. She has a wide-hipped build. Her wardrobe is classy.Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance.
Vs
>Naughty Stone Ferret
The confused, conformist male half-Roc watchman. He has a graceful build. His wardrobe is non-nonsense. His non-human ancestry gives him a strangely attractive appearance.
The intuitive, hysterical, world-weary male half-Hippogriff spy. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
> Disturbing
> Accurate
>>47472915
>>47456817
>>47455718
i think baseball dragon is just a normal dragon, so called because he LOVES baseball.
>The amiable male half-Demon jester. His wardrobe is utilitarian. He appears as an 'humanized' version of his non-human parent, but the result is very disturbing.
I honestly would play the shit out of that. My foe on the other hand...
>Avant-Garde Carcass Ferret
The smart female half-Demon armorer. She has an elegant build. Her non-human ancestry gives her a horribly inhuman appearance. Vs divine taffy ghost of te candy store
>The sarcastic, cooperative, world-weary male half-Will-O-The-Wisp crusader. He has an elegant build. His wardrobe is elaborate. He appears human - but those who interact with him keep getting the impression that he isn't human.
Sounds capable
>Alchoholic Arrow Sheep of the East
Yeah, he's fine. Gonna get me some wool for that elaborate wardrobe.
>>47452387
>The irrational, experienced female half-Tengu seer. Her wardrobe is dignified. Her non-human ancestry gives her a strangely attractive appearance.
>half-tengu
How ?
>>47475701
like pic. the attractive part comes from the sexy butt
>>47452387
>The amiable female half-Roc conjurer living on borrowed time. She has a narrow build. She appears human - but has the personality and habits of her non-human ancestor.
So, she is friendly, but still has a tendency to attack ships?
VS
>Allergy Golem
How do you make a Golem out of allergies? Is it a shuffling amalgamation of pollen, animal hairs, nuts fruits and whatever?
>The illogical, funny female half-Hippogriff exorcist. She has a plump build. Her body is a mismatched composite of her human and non-human ancestry.
VS
>Cartoon Dragon of the Sock Drawer
A plump girl exorcising a monster born from a kid's overactive imagination?
I drew mine and a few of my friends' results.
Heroes in the making.
>The educated, lonely, experienced female half-Djinn witch-hunter. She has an amazonian build. Her wardrobe is mysterious. Her body is that of a human for the most part, but her head is more like that of her non-human parent.
Every single result with "their head is more like that of their non-human parent", had a non-human parent with a completely or nearly completely human head.
Expert witch hunter who has melded both theoretical and practical knowledge in her crusade to defend the common folk against witches. And yet, her skill and ability has come at a price of her free time and social life, not to mention the socially unacceptable heritage she must conceal, leaving her isolated. I love it.
>Ectoplasmic Sloth of the Future
What the fuck.
>>47453191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk
>The unbalanced, militant, driven male half-Demon marine. He appears human - but those who interact with him keep getting the impression that he isn't human.
No, John.
>>47452387
>The cunning, hateful, world-weary female half-Dragon Turtle marine. Her wardrobe is fashionable. She appears far more non-human than human.
>half-Dragon Turtle marine
>>47452387
>The social female half-Dragon guard. She has a thin build. She appears human - but those who interact with her keep getting the impression that she isn't human.Hidethe fluffy tail?
The selfish female half-Ki-Rin demonologist. She has a wide-hipped build. She has a perfectly human head and face - but her body is that of her non-human parent's species.
>The selfish male half-Goblin jester who suffers from a chronic medical condition. His wardrobe is plain. His face hints at his non-human ancestry, but he otherwise appears human.
VS
>Pinstriped Angel of New Jersey
Its gonna be an interesting fight.
