This is how I druid
>>47451375
Make her brown and we're in agreement.
>>47451375
>AC a shit
Come back for another thread when you're lvl 2
>>47452025
I'm with this dude.
>>47451375
who ever heard of a druid being turned into a small statuette?
This is how I druid.
>>47451375
So where is her trusted animal companion that she "Communes" with?
This is how I Druid.
Best druid coming through.
>>47452542
>metal armor
???
>>47452567
tapeworm
>>47452612
Good thing I was in wild shape ant form already, it came in real handy to read that.
>>47452683
Ironwood.
>>47452696
This is how i Neutral Evil Druid.
How do you Necromancer?
>>47452612
My druid spent 90% of his time as a bear, to the point where we had issues with guards because I would forget to come out of wild shape entering towns.
He didnt talk much.....
>>47451375
That's how i dryad, but each to their own.
>>47451375
>this is how I cleric
So what's the point of having clerics of the nature god and druids in the same setting anyway?
>>47452841
It's the difference between being a hippy and being an eco-terrorist.
Clerics are out there preaching the sanctity of nature and tree hugging and blah blah blah while occasionally punching some fucker, meanwhile Druids are out there being red in fang and claw and only occasionally giving a damn what some up-start "God" of "Nature" thinks how things should be done.
Alternatively, Clerics are Campers, Druids are the Wyld Hunt.
>>47452841
druids are weirdoes who commune with/defend nature and spend a lot of time hanging out in the woods being a bear or an owl and generally shunning people who aren't initiated into their circle of like minded hermits
clerics are community leaders, generally attached to an order or temple. a nature cleric is probably somebody who lives in a farming village and goes about blessing the fields at sowing and harvest time.
>>47452896
Hm, makes sense. Or you could have nature clerics be conservationists who set up nice reservations and nature parks, while druids are the weird hobos living in them.
>>47452929
I believe the druids would be the weird hobos that sabotage the fuck out of developing cities and actively start trying to kick-start the reclamation of nature.
Or you could just make them the same sort of thing, but coming from different cultures or backgrounds. They broadly share ideals but their abilities are different enough to warrant different character classes.
>>47451375
I want to fuck that figurine.
>>47453066
She's only into animals, dude.
>>47452688
huehuehuehue
This is how I druid
>>47451375
So you play a fluid druid?
>>47451375
This is how I fighter.
This is how I warlock.
>>47453557
"It costs forty thousand gold pieces to fire this repeating crossbow...for two rounds."
>>47453610
Those crossbow bolts are probably capable of out-and-out murdering everything that isn't a Neutronium Golem.
>>47453087
Good news. Humans are animals.>>47453234
>>47453557
The fuck is that thing called anyway? A dude who sat next to me when I tried and failed to become a programmer was all over that shit.
>>47452025
>>47452422
I'm also with these guys.
>>47454254
Figmas?
>>47452896
You have those reversed, since Cleric's can be Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil. Druid's aren't allowed to be Chaotic Evil (under 3.5 at least) or Lawful Evil.
Druid's are hippy faggots that hump trees and fuck animals. Cleric's would consider them heresy and purge their clans using Incendiary Cloud.
>>47456536
>Cleric's would consider them heresy and purge their clans using Incendiary Cloud.
That's bit of a stretch, anon. Having different means to reach a goal does not automatically equate heresy.
>>47454254
The sculpturete is a Figma
The character is Black Rock Shooter
The gun is a minigun
The chest belt is an ammo belt
The ammo in the belt are 40mm grenades.
So pictured is a figma of Black Rock Shooter shooting a minigun whilst wearing an ammo belt of 40mm grenades.
This is how I druid's waifu.
>>47456536
>3.5e
There's your problem
I mean if we want to start talking editions here, look back at AD&D where clerics, even evil clerics, tend to be community leaders as the other anon said, but druids range from being the magical negro, to being hateful people who bring horrible storms and the wrath of nature upon a town because they cut down 5 trees too many.
This is how I "Everyone meets in a seedy tavern.
>>47456712
Whenever I think that my tabletop hobbies are weird and unsocial, Internet proves that I'm still doing pretty good.
This is how I Party Face
>>47456811
This is how I BBEG
>>47456663
It does when you involve religion.
>>47456742
Well if you're going back that far, when Spellcasters were nerfed into the fucking ground (everyone had static saves they rolled against spell effects based on their level, and if someone had Magic Resistance, they rolled a percentage die before rolling one of their ability/resistance checks, meaning there were 2 layers of spell defense, both being static and one being a flat percentage), then the point really becomes moot then.
>>47456865
It's funny how people talk about the PvP wizards now as a modern invention simply because they don't remember back then when it was a PvP fighter who could just ignore anything anyone without big damage numbers did.
>>47456892
So what did 5e do to fix the spellcaster problem?
It seems promising.
>>47456892
>tfw looking back at 2nd edition
>back when a wizard at level 1 had a SINGLE spell slot
>>47457203
I'm now imagining a Druid, Cleric build where the Druid has created a small ecclesiastical cult of the wild where he uses wild shape into a Bear form and has convinced the population of a small town that the gods have given him the ability to teach them about their wrong-doings. Complete with religious garb, and that they can all understand him, but he speaks entirely in bear vocals.
>>47452025
>>47452422
>>47454273
I spent way too long on this.
>>47457303
You
Kind
Sir
Iwanttobearyourchildrenrightnowandtotallynotgay
>>47457303
Do it again.
>>47456712
>furries
And they wonder why we persecute them.
>>47458402
>>47451375
What's the figurine of anyway? From some anime or game?
>>47456791
Tabletop hobbies can be social. Some of the people involved in it are just... Well, it's always a few bad apples that ruin the bunch.
>>47458566
It's an original erotic figurine from a company that makes original erotic figurines.
Search for Flower Fairy: Maria Bernard for more pics. ALL of the flowers come off. I couldn't find any fully uncensored versions, but there are plenty that would warrant a ban on blue boards.
>>47457018
It still exists, but it's a whole hell of a lot better.
Save-or-die spells are rarer.
Cantrips are strong enough to replicate basic attacks, so there's a reason to use them and you avoid wizard adventuring day syndrome.
Spellcasters get significantly less high level spells per day.
Most spells can be augmented naturally by using in high level spell slots.
Multi-buffs don't really exist anymore. You can only maintain one "concentration" spell at a time.
Martials got more toys and special maneuvers, example: Battlemaster Fighter
It's much more streamlined, and a very intuitive system. I think others might be able to explain it better than me though.
>>47459001
Really it looks more erotic with the flower then without.
>>47458402
What, you mean likethis?
>>47459001
Nigga you saying >>47451375 is a fairy?!
>>47458566
As far as i can tell its pretty much plagiarism of 'Swan'. Standing Nude Contortionist Sculpture which i sure as fuck cant post a picture of here, but google it. Its a sculpture by some young lady who thinks ancient greek style erotic statues are cool to make and tends to include contorionist aspects (hence the weird leg pose) in her female nudes. The male nudes are comparatively very boring.
>>47459712
unf.
>>47459712
I would pay for such a figurine
>>47460271
then git gud at painting
>>47458484
Err, Cao Cao in RTK (2010) isn't evil persay. He has imperial ambitions, but he has to go through the most "ends justify the means way" to be a true conqueror.
He isn't doing it for pride, or "petty"(wealth, power to get concubine palaces etc) gain. Rather to reunite his nation, under the best man; himself.
He's more Lawful neutral/true neutral in DND parlance.
>I could see lawful evil acting this way as well though.
>>47451375
This is how I druid
This is how i paladin.
>>47459712
An officer and a gentleman.
>>47457303
Turn the hair green, we Wakfu now.
>>47456689
>The ammo in the belt are 40mm grenades.
Those look too big to be 40mm grenades. Unless she is tiny.
Pic related for size comparison.
>>47461345
They don't look that off. She is, after all, a little girl. And not wearing full body armour.
>>47452542
>elvish archdruid
Mein Negger!
>>47452471
thats obviously a forest witch.
>>47459236
>more toys
Oh god, they didn't give Martials some pseudo-casting bullshit did they?
If Goblin Guide gets reprinted I might finish up Death and Taxes then build Burn. Legacy Burn looks kind of cheap considering it's a Legacy deck.
>>47461548
That depends on what you define as pseudo-casting bullshit, I guess.
>>47461577
As in, using supernatural powers.
90% of things which people complain about for martials can be solved through roleplay.
