Would He be proud of the way you're living your life?
>>47394366
>4chan
No.
Nah but fuck him hes dead
>>47394366
He would totally be proud of me
>>47394395
oh... wait yeah... nevermind
Doubt it, I've yet to wipe out a single race.
>>47394366
I'm voting for Trump, so yes
>>47394366
Nope
>>47394395
/thread
>>47394366
I basically sit on my ass doing nothing all day, so we're about equally productive.
>>47394366
No, but He knows I ain't either.
no, but Slaanesh would be
>>47394608
>>47394608
Really Anon? What have you perfected or done to complete excess in your life? Have you experienced many things?
>>47395217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0osMzTZQA
Absolutely not
>>47394395
/Thread
>>47394366
Considering I venerate His glorious name every day, yes. Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
>>47395304
>purge the unclean
starting with everyone on 4chan, /r9k/ first
>>47395521
I concur. Then /gif/ their love of traps is a clear sign of heresy.
Given that I'm not working at a cutting edge weapons manufacturer or some company trying to make better spaceships so that humanity can go take its rightful place as rulers of the stars.
No.
>>47394526
Glad not everyone on /tg/ is a Tau cuck.
MAGA
>>47394366
No, but I paint Grey Knights so maybe he will spare me.
>>47394526
Why? Why would the Emperor be proud of you for voting for a man who incites you to hate your fellow man? Do you think that the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind would show the disdain for another human being based on something as frivolous as national borders? When the stars remain unconquered and billions of worlds lie in the hands of xenos? I do not think so.
>>47396995
Trump is the God Emperor. If you aint with him you are a heretic and a cuck. Being a human doesnt mean shit if you aint for the Imperium.
>>47394366
Nah. But like, whatevs.
>>47394395
/thread
>>47394366
Why would he give a fuck?
>>47396995
I for one embrace our illustrious God Emperor. His coming shall lead humanity to a new golden age.
>>47394366
No, but I'm too far gone to care anymore. No one was ever proud of me anyway, and nobody ever will be. The right thing to do here is just learn to live with it.
>>47394366
No, Malcador hasn't grown him in a lab yet.
>>47399603
Death to the False Emperor!
>>47394366
no but if I ever met him I reckon I'd straighten the fuck up
>>47399663
Lo, though I walk through the shadow of his wall, I shall fear no illegal. Thy high energy and thy hat, they comfort me.
>>47399663
Needs a Hillary face.
>>47395521
>>47395588
/mlp/ should have priority over either. They even conveniently congregate at convention gatherings. They are a lesser people that hold back the human gene pool.
>>47399618
I'm starting to get this feel, but I'm trying to change my life in order to prevent it.
It's tough.
>>47400818
Meant to post this one.
>>47394366
Proud? No, however he wouldn't be disgusted either. I'm a welder with 3 different certifications who's currently on a hunt for a job.
>>47396995
Google the unification of terra, >>47394366
Maybe, given how I've mastered most heavy vehicular machinery in the time it takes a tech initiate to master a pencil sharpener....
Maybe.
>>47399603
You do realise that he was born in Eurasia and not America right?
>>47395304
>Considering I venerate His glorious name every day
How can you? Where did you find His nameI just realized the emperor doesn't share his name because chaotic entities are powerless when someone uses their true names against them
>>47399618
>>47400818
>>47400864
Depression is one hell of a drug.
Obesity and depression, the new american epidemics.
>>47401602
He's from the fertile crescent area I believe, the implication being he was the reason it is "the cradle of civilization" back when he was young and naïve he was Jesus, but became a cynic as the millenia went by, then turning up as people like Alexander the great, hannible, a few of the better Roman emporers.
I read some lexicanum fluff years ago saying he started the unification of terra from Turkey
Maybe this crying, Italian Native American will help uplift the day.
The corpse can keep his opinion to himself.
>>47399618
/thread
>>47401737
remove kebab?
>>47394366
Nah, I'm too much of a degenerate xeno lover for him to be proud of me.
Sorry Emps.
>>47401737
>started the unification of Terra from Turkey
So Ottoman Empire then?
>>47394366
No. So I must be doing something right.
>>47394366
Him, no, but Slaanesh would.
>>47394398
That would be necrophilia, and he heavily frowns upon it.
>>47394366
No - I recently pledged my wargaming life to nurgle.
>>47402671
Leave, or lurk moar, your peach-pubed face is giving my beard cases of fatguy rage
>>47402945
No, well maybe.
The unification started in the years around 28 or 29,000, where big e conquered tecno barbarians from the nations of merika, abion, jermani, franc, the pan Pacific empire and other places.
>>47397084
You know Emprah is Turkish, right?
>>47403947
Anatolian =/= Turkish.
Turks were still on the other side of the Black Sea at this point I think.And everyone wishes they had fucking stayed there
>>47394366
no I'm gay
>>47394366
Well I'm doing as much as humanly possible to build a Webway, and I've kept my efforts secret from the Navigator Houses.
I believe the Emperor would thoroughly approve of my life.
>>47394366
Why should I care for approval of a fictional kurd shaman?
>>47405444
Emps doesn't care as long as you die for him.
>>47394366
He is a fictional character in hackneyed pulp slop, and I am a real being, so the question is irrelevant.
>>47405532
Yet billions of people keep questioning what would God / Allah / etc. think of their life...
>>47394526
>The Emperor
>Making shit up as he goes along
Nigger please. The Emperor of Mankind manfully refuses to tell anyone anything. Trump likes walls and won't accomplish anything. He's Dorn.
>>47405444
The Emperor is gay.
>>47394366
No, I'm religious and a classical liberal, and last I checked Big E didn't like religion or freedom. I'm pretty sure that my hatred of Turks wouldn't do me any favors, either.
>>47394366
Absolutely not. I'm a minor worshipper of Slaanesh right now.
Fuck the Corpse-Emperor and his happy dogs. Y
>>47405671
>religious
>liberal
>hate of turks
Behold the personification of /his/.
>>47394366
/pol/ack here, I'm pretty sure he is
Absolutely not
>>47408503
I mean, that doesn't have to be heresy. She could be an abhuman.
>>47408503
>>47401651
Maybe it's just a really underwhelming name. Like, Bob.
>>47408561
>>47408535
>>47408646
Can regular space marines wear chaos marine gear? Like, if it's between putting on a suit of armor with Chaos gang tags and losing control of a strategically important planet, what would the average astartes do?
>>47408785
Chaos armour usually has like demonic shit inside it as well as the pretty icons. so technically yes, they can wear it but a true marine would rather fight naked than wear chaos armour. Especially as how bonded they get to the armour it's just asking to be corrupted.
>>47408785
>what would the average astartes do?
Exterminatus the planet.
>>47408830
I seem to remember it being possible to spontaneously purify chaos artifacts if the plot calls for it.
>>47408785
The 13th company used to rock that gimmick, before they went full wolf.
>>47408503
>>47408884
i mean its possible, as proved by the relictors and/or the exorcists - but look where that got them
ye
>>47408946
It got them fabulous prizes.
>>47408919
>>47405491
>kurd
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk wasn't a kurd, what on Earth would make you think that?
>>47409047
Maybe if you wore a proper helmet instead of that weird LED backlighting thing you think makes you look cool you wouldn't be super dead.
>>47408983
and shiny badges with "excommunicate traitoris" written on.
>>47409073
in his defense, helmets don't stop mind bullets
>>47409098
Good ones do.
Where_do_you_think_you_are.jpg
>>47394366
I doubt it, I wish I could merge with a xenomorph queen, hardly something he'd approve of.
>>47409115
Psyker proof helmets you say
>>47408646
WOAH WOAH WOAH
I'm not a heretic. I'm a Rogue Trader.
>>47399603
The True Emperor is amused by mad ravings.
>>47410696
Long dead.
>>47410759
Just like the real E Money then.
>>47394526
The emperor is technically turkish you know.
>>47415239
Turkish people are technically the Emperor.
Those sandniggers didn't come first, the Emperor did, so they get to be him, not the other way around.
>>47410696
>>47394366
>Would He be proud of the way you're living your life?
>>>/r9k/
>>47404774
The Emperor predates turks.
>>47415239
If the Emperor is a Turk, I'm a Seminole.
>>47394398
Not yet he isn't
I would be very very concerned
>>47394366
Emperor forgive me, for I am not worthy of his compassion
>>47394366
Become a scientist.
>>47415239
he came from the area of modern turkey. that doesnt make him a turk. its like saying all east-prussians were polish.
>>47394366
I mean, I haven't even conquered This planet yet.
>>47394366
Who cares the emperor was the biggest fuckup of all 40k.
>>47415239
Maybe you are technically Native American or Jutan then, huh?
>>47394366
don't know and he probably doesn't care or even know i exist.
and if he did, what does he know? Isn't he essentially a skeleton on a toilet?
>>47415239
Islam didn't exist in 8000 BC
>>47396995
>If you're not a globalist and place the interests of your constituents over those of people who aren't your constituents, you hate people from other countries
no
>>47394366
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!
>>47394366
Probably not....
