What does the Big Mek say?
>>47384465
Ultimate orkish weaponz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opowjOyl7_o
>>47384564
Da fuq???
Can someone make a webm out out this.
How do they even aim ...I mean da fuuuq???
>>47384666
>>47384564
That's some 1700s tech right there
>>47384705
Kek. The 1700s had better weapons than that.
>>47384735
That weapon is so much "that min max guy style"
more dakka
>>47384465
The Stormboyz got a bit excited...
>>47384735
Ian, what are you doing?
Gretchin guided bomb
>>47384801
I believe it's part of this series:
http://www.guns.com/2016/03/30/its-lit-the-facebook-backwards-clipazine-revolver/
>>47384782
Reminds me
>find an old spring bed
>remove mattress
>mount on tank
>gain immunity to shaped charges
>>47384857
Or just don't waste good beds.
>>47384857
They do the same thing today more or less
![kv-2.23570[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TSCHl31.jpg "kv-2.23570[1].jpg")
I know its Leman Russ but still...
>>47384878
I don't think they make those out of bed springs. But, I mean, I could be wrong.
>>47384857
>>47384878
What is ablative armor?
>>47384898
>ragnarok
>leman russ
See, Krieg, this is the sort of shit why you got nuked for 500 years.
>>47384900
Not bedspring but they look very improvised though
Which reminds me. Why don't the 40k people put Schürzen or bedspring on their tanks? Rokets are stiill a thing in 40k
>>47384544
>Abu Ahmed does not give a shit about hidding his power level anymore
>>47384920
Spaced armour works for shaped charges. Something which was a common enough anti-tank weapon during WW2 and in the Middle East at the moment.
Krak weapons are not shaped charges. What I've read (I think it's in 4e rulebook), they work by imploding. But regardless, spaced armour doe exist in 40k. FW made kits for at least Chimera and Rhino hulled vehicles.
>>47384954
>Krak weapons are not shaped charges. What I've read (I think it's in 4e rulebook), they work by imploding. But regardless, spaced armour doe exist in 40k. FW made kits for at least Chimera and Rhino hulled vehicles.
Cool thank you
>>47384544
>Quran Revised: martyrs reward is 72 virgins or 1 waifu
>>47384978
Here's the FW chimera one.
>>47385013
The Rhino one.
>>47385028
Also GW made this metal upgrade piece back in the day.
>>47384954
The description of krak weapons of being "implosion" warheads is in all likelihood based on a laymen misinterpretation of how shaped charges work which is par for the course for GW.
>>47384564
I work on fireworks shows and that's pretty much how we do them, except we bury the tubes in sand
A Hind rocketpod mounted on a Toyota
>>47384920
Because explosives seem to mostly be just the 40k equivalents of high explosive or frag. Spaced armor would stop it, but the normal armor would do it too. So there is no need to slap it on. And no amount of spaced armor will protect you against shit like melta charges, powerfists and lascanons.Alternatively, GW knows fuck all about tanks
>>47384544
Oh shit, is that an itasha Dodge Rampage? Or is it just a lame ranchmino?
>>47384986
>>Quran Revised: martyrs reward is 72 virgins or 1 waifu
Tell me more about this revised Quran
>>47385479
You get your waifu.But you must be one of the virgins.
>>47384666
They line up enough of them that one or two will probably hit.
>>47385277
>VBIED
>with the latest technological advancements
>no longer is suicide the only option
>now a brave soldier need only sacrifice one hand
>>47385043
How do krak grenades work then? Why don't any of the missiles have the wide nose found on shaped charges?
>>47384564
I feel like watching this video put me on a government watch list, and disliking it, has put me on an ISIS watch list.
You are tasked with creating a modern Middle-East tabletop skirmish game.
What factions are represented and what are their unique skills?
>>47385948
The same way.
Shaped charge grenades are a thing.
As for the lack of eide nose presumably the imperiums superior tech lets them make narrower shaped charges.
>>47386163
>Shaped charge grenades are a thing.
Yes. And they all have to be place the right way to work, often with magnets or sticky stuff (hence why they invented zimmerit (which I believe Imperial vehicles can have an equivalent of, or something). Imperial krak grenades are just round with no way of being able to place them on the side of a tank in any effective way.
>>47386220
But you just mentioned a way, magnets.
>>47386298
I also mentioned that Imperial krak grenades are round.
And you're ignoring the fact that the fluff says that krak grenades shatter armour, not penetrate it. And that even Eldar have krak missiles. You think they're using simple shaped charges?
>>47386326
Yes and?
Thats not especially relevant.
,magnets still work if you put them on a ball.
It would actually let you throw your shaped charge grenades, land it on the roof and it'll roll until the magnet is brought into range to correctly align and lock down the grenades.
>Waaagh
>>47386400
The magnet would have to be powerful enough to be able to pull the grenade upright. And at the same time not be sturdy enough to interfere with the operation of the grenade itself (note how the example has the magnets lining the grenade, not in the middle). All the explosives and the cone would have to be placed at the other end of the grenade to give it the necessary distance for it to work. A round surface has way less contact surface than a flat one, so the grenade would have more trouble sticking to the surface than pic related. Also, since the contact surface of the grenade is round, even if the magnet was powerful enough to attach the grenade to the tank, hold it there regardless of the vehicle moving and other factors, and the magnet itself not getting in the way of the explosion, you still have the little fact that it's a round surface, so the grenade would be swaying around like one of those punching clowns. And if mounted on the side of the tank, it's be drooping. This means the explosion doesn't hit the surface head on, but at an angle, making it less effective.
And that still doesn't explain why krak is described as shattering instead of penetrating armour, why even the Eldar use shaped charges, etc.
>>47384898
>leman russ
>not ragnarok
>>47384564
Improvised mortars shooting bombs.
Pretty nice.
>>47385479
I fucking hate Japan sometimes...
>>47386761
I find their take on history pretty nice
>>47384564
They must really like Admiral Akbar as often as they're saying hello to him.
>>47386822
At least the voice fits now.
Somehow relevant to this thread:
ISIS attack against kurds in imporvised armoured troop carriers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
>>47384838
Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU
>>47384920
40k people run on rule of cool and not reasonable considerations.
>>47386873
This but at breakneck speed and constant laughter is what being an Ork Boy is like.
>WAAAGH! OI! WATCH THE BACKBLAST YOU GIT!
>MORE ROKKITS!
>GUG IS DEAD, YANK HIS TEEF!
This qualifies
>>47386873
God damnit Abu Hajjar, get your shit together
>>47386873
>>47388833
Poor Abu Hajjar. Being the new guy is never easy
>>47384780
Who would do that to an enfield?!?
Heretical bastards
>>47388680
Ay
>>47386873
>Brothers! We have lost!
>Quickly, roll to the safety of Allah!
Like, I know that rolling would decrease their vertical surface area, but all I can think of is how much they look like people fucking around in ARMA.
>>47384920
Because the main threat to tanks isn't usually something that could be dealt with using spaced armor. Giant lasers, plasma, bio plasma, giant fucking monsters, ect.
>>47384735
>Magazine is backwards.
>>47384629
>Editing camera angles to hide 50ft range.
>>47389199
Makes it more in line with the original.
>>47386873
Man, sure it looks fun to watch.
>>47386503
>Record shitty gass-can mortar launch
>Record actual bomb being dropped
>Splice together to make yourself look like you have a fucking clue in propaganda video
I fucking love these guys.
Moer something for the historical wargames general but: German 10,5cm WW2 gun used in Syria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNDDvp-PQmo
>>47384986
The Quran actually never talks about virgins let alone 72 of them, that's a combination of mistranslation and misinformation. Funnily enough that kind of stuff is why you're supposed to read it on Arabic. A lot of misconceptions about the bible could be cleared on the same way
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houri
>>47389434
From what I understand, that was part of one of the supplemental books, for lack of a better term.
Basically books full of stuff that Mohamud didn't write down but other people either claim he said or heard from their 3rd cousin's, twice removed, neighbor's friend's coworker that he said...though as much inbreeding as there is over there that could just mean someone heard it from their sister.
>>47389434
>The Quran actually never talks about virgins let alone 72 of them, that's a combination of mistranslation and misinformation
Yeah, they're just described as doe-eyed and big breasted, huh? Take your big tittied raisins out of here, faggot.
>>47389551
>From what I understand, that was part of one of the supplemental books, for lack of a better term.
The Hadith. These "supplementary" books are the Islamic equivalent of the gospels.
>>47389434
This post marks the end of a somehow fun little thread.
>>47389418
That is really neat. I think I saw something about WW2 rifles still being used in Syria too.
I wonder where they find the ammunition though?
>>47389615
Unlike the supplements, most of Christianity at least has a consensus as to which gospels are or are not cannon.
>>47389713
So does Islam, if only for the reason that Uthman burned everything he disagreed with. The Hadith are simply classified by reliability, with Sahih being the most reliable, Hassan the second most reliable and Daif being very weak, to the point where it can be disregarded. To go back to the Gospel comparison, Sahih Hadith would be comparable to the Gospel of Matthew while Daif Hadith would be down there with the apocryphia like the Gospel of St. Thomas or that one weird gospel that claimed Jesus made birds of clay fly and killed a childhood friend for not sharing toys.
>>47389418
Didn't they find a cache of Stg.44s at some point and put them into use as well?
Quite frankly, I never understood people who are obsessed with preserving old crap. Sure, for historical value and examples of what once was. Have those. But if it's good and it's not the last one, use it. It was made to be used. Once it can't be used anymore, then you can make a display piece out of it.
>>47389853
>>47384564
i wonder how many capable mechanics and engineers are wasting their lives fighting for some shitty cause that has no future.
>>47389882
Who even holds Aleppo right now?
>>47390443
I think the Syrian Government does but I can't be too sure.
>>47390443
The city: 50/50
The citadel: Government with more or less just one road to supply it
>>47384920
It's not improvised. There's just no way to make those look "professional", no matter how you look at it, it's a fence you slap on a tank/apc.
>>47384564
Spirit of Orkishness right there!
Loud bang, and prayers that it hits something!
Love it, nice one Anon.
>>47389066
>but all I can think of is how much they look like people fucking around in ARMA.
That was on my mind the entire time watching that video
>>47384903
>What is ablative armor?
Not what we are talking about here.
Birdcage/bedspring/chicken-wire armor works on a different principle. That being that shaped charge warheads have a stand off distance that the warhead needs to be from the armor plate for optimal penetration. The bedspring causes the warhead to detonate early.
>>47384666
>>47384705
Those are basically Livens Projector. A weapon that won the british WW1.
It was mainly used to lob gas canisters into trenches, FYI.
>>47386873
>riding on an armoured truck towards the infidels
>that fucking noob Abu Hajaar starts shooting inside the vehicle
>>47386873
Abu Hajaar the absolute madman
>>47385063
>gonna_die_historic_on_the_fury_road.jpg
>>47389551
Fucking splatbooks, every time.
>>47389832
There's the Gospel of Thomas, then there's the Infancy Gospel of Thomas. The former is weird and the latter is fucking hilarious. It's basically "That Guy gets magic powers, chaos ensues."
>>47386873
God dammit Abu Hajaar, this is all your fault
>>47392392
>>47394735
>>47395542
Even religious fundamentalist soldiers have That Guys, it would seem.
>>47389434
>>47389551
So what you're saying is that to get 72 virgins, I need to take a prestige class?
>>47388697
Meu, O Comando Vermelho inventa cada uma...
Our brazilian criminals also made pic related, eight barrels shotgun
>>47395175
It's jehova running around as human. Nigger was that God in OT. Kinda fitting him being that guy in NT.
>>47389434
>all believers get waifus for free
Even better.
>>47391765
datz a slugga you grot.
>>47396328
I love it
>US military probably Imperium
>Islamic State as Orkz, although there are loads of factions of ISIS, just like there are loads of factions of Orkz
Who're Eldars and Chaos in this situation?
>>47395143
I knew splatbooks would be my death, I just didn't think it'd be literal.
>>47397177
Hmm, Eldar, probably the French.
Chaos, Russia?
>>47397384
I'd probably say around Ukraine, but yeah, that sounds good.
>>47396328
Does the number of virgins scale with the investment in the prestige class, or can I just take a 1 level dip and still get the full virgin allotment?
>>47389551
Goddammit, you're making me view religion in a whole new light
>Hey, I was wondering if I could play a class from the Book of Mormon?
>Sorry, nothing post catholic reformation at my table.
>>47397980
You want to take 3 levels. The 72 virgins is the standard level 1 ability, but you gotta remember that at 3rd the virgins get your full BAB and get to use your saves. Past 3rd level isn't worth it unless you're going all the way. Letting them skillmonkey for you is a waste of levels, same for shared feats, although there is the obvious exception for the Virgin Army teamwork feat build. The good shit is at 10th level when they get full access to your spellcasting. The trick is to not let your DM know about the errata making it divine caster levels only.
>>47397384
Chaos has gotta be Internet
>most prominent forces from USA (Imperium)
>almost everybody uses it to some extent
>can travel within it but this requires a buffer of reality between you and the soul-consuming otherness
>meme magic
Even most of the gods fit, just take a glance at /b/ or /pol/:
>gore
>bizarre, fucked-up porn
>people who haven't showered in years
>information, most of it contradictory and mixed with half-truths and outright lies
>>47398024
I'm imagining Book of Mormon more as BL books, where its canonicity is USDA-approved prime cut skub.
>>47398463
even better fit
Alright, now we just need Tau (obvious) and Tyranids
>>47398684
Who would be the equivalent to the Kurds?
>>47398737
Actually, Tyranids fit perfectly with K*rds, now that I think about it.
>infest a place
>make it uninhabitable by anybody else
>controlled by a single mind that transmits commands to the lower ranks
I admit I'm not up to date on the biology, but it sounds about right.
>>47384629
It's like the fucking tank from Metal Slug.
>>47398850
Nah, 'Nids are the refugees. Desperately fleeing something far worse, etc.
So who are Squats?
>>47399137
Probably some ethnic minority who've all been wiped out.
>>47399137
>strong ally of Imperium
>inexplicably crushed by outside force
>even mentioning them can result in your disappearance.
Call me crazy, but I feel like squats might be a good fit with either a drug cartell or an intelligence agency beca
>>47399250
Maybe Taliban or Montagnards? Don't think they quite fit.
What about Native Americans?
>>47399395
>Native Americans
>Squats
>Both destroyed by biological invaders from beyond a great gulf
>>47398374
Kek. I bet there is a feat where my normal lvls count towards that prestige class
whats the name for that class anyway?
Also more Level 1 Abu Hajaar class guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-MwnED2KBc
>>47400240
'Wrong' link
This is a better version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO4mWFP1b5I
>>47397177
>>US military probably Imperium
Naaah Russia is the Empire
Eldars are Europeans (pussys and they procreate enough)
Chaos would be Ukraine
Tau would be Japan
But USA doesn't really fit into anything. Necrons maybe? Some very intelligent higher ups with a huge mass of dumb grunts + hogh tech?
>>47396501
>eight barrel shotgun
Who needs an arm or shoulder after firing something so orky?
>>47400302
Oh, I feel bad for laughing at that.
What happened to the last guy, they get drone-striked or something?
>>47400855
Don't know. Maybe ruski bomb
Here first person view of an airstrike against islamist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31WZX24-Pe8
>pic related
T-55 turret on a AAA mount.
>>47400984
Professional kitbash.
Obsolete French light tank made into a addhoc SPAAG.
>>47398024
Have you ever hanged around people which discuss this every day?
It is seriosuly like that sometimes. Religious people are total nerds about their religion. What is canon, what's the best way (build?) to deal with Y, how to interpret rule X, GM intervening...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNtnN_DiP3o
And it doesn't help that the greatest D&D barbarian ever is in the Bible...
>>47401009
21st Panzer Division in Normandy? That stuff was great.
>>47401300
Did Hitler just decide to unleash all the guys who were too crazy to send against the Soviets after the Normandy Landings?
UUUUUTINIIIIII!!!
>>47398850
>>controlled by a single mind that transmits commands to the lower ranks
Some Kurds have been voting for Erdogan for decades, others are leftists and yet others join hands with fundie terrorists. They're about as far from being a hivemind as the Israelis.
>>47401373
Basically yes. They took the french halftracks and such put German guns on them and called it a day. At the end they have had enough to equip a whole Panzerdivision with stuff like that.
>>47400360
>But USA doesn't really fit into anything. Necrons maybe?
Dark Eldar.
Survival of the fittest to the max, shock and awe, fast deployment anywhere on the globe and rape camps.
>>47401460
>>47384735
>that image
>>47401527
do you have any more reaction images ft based ian?
>>47398463
>USA (Imperium)
Nah bub.
>>47389690
the russians still have huge stockpiles of it
have you heard about old german StG 44s being used in syria? they come from russian stockpiles. they just made a shitton of ammo and guns and the russians captured this stuff and are now sending it to fight
>>47401571
just make an Ian thread on /k/ and you will be flooded with them
Tactical tripod
>>47389690
Shit always gets orky when wars drag on for more than a year or two.
When I was in Afghanistan we'd confiscate/destroy all kinds of shit that was lying around- lot of the older stuff like 7.62x54R and .303 is still being rolled out in some form or another and it's been in use for over 100+ years.
For main battle weapons like rifles, they did literally make millions of it, then it ended up everywhere and anywhere you could imagine. Some pistols like the .45ACP and 9x19mm Parabellum have also been around for about as long (100+) and are still used, produced in vast amounts.
Basically, anything from one of the major manufacturers from the last 100 or so years that saw extensive military service longer than 30-40 years is around in 'small mountain' amounts.
Artillery, mortars and anything made pre 1890's is bound to be fairly scarce unless someone's got a cache of it. Lot of German and UK armaments ended up from the middle east to the sub-continent long before the US and USSR weapons where made more 'iconic', but those countries along that stretch just never throw out anything that works, I mean shit the old SMLE .303 is still dragged around all through Pakistan and India by some forces there and it'll fuck you up if it hits you. Might be old but its still lethal.
Think the oldest weapon I ever found there was a brit made Martini-Henry from the 1870's that still had a handful of rounds for it- dunno if they still worked, but hey!
Gave it to a yank Marine, he seemed to like it
>>47401403
And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.
>>47402025
He murdered the shit out of that dirt
>>47402061
Oh shit my sides
>>47402017
>Martini-Henry from the 1870
>>47402061
Fucking perfect.
>>47402061
Everybody wants to be a gangsta, until they have to do gangsta shit
>>47384465
>What does the Big Mek say?
WAAAAAGH?
>>47402061
Fake and gay.
>>47402373
>movies are not real.
>news at 11
>>47389882
This is beautiful, I love it. Things like this always make me smile, stories told by inanimate objects, ship telling tales of their voyages, guns and swords being used through generations, buildings and flags. All of it is just good. More?
>>47402546
>>47402546
>>47402722
>>47402730
>inb4 yeah I know it is the wrong plane
>>47402742
>>47402748
last one from me
>>47402546
This save is related to your interest anon >>47389418
>>47402409
That'd be a more relevant reply if the internet wasn't filled with people who think it's real.
>>47402820
>someone doesn't like fun
>>47402820
>the stupidity of others makes facts irrelevant
This thing seems pretty orky.
>add more engines
>add more rokits
>ow high do we ave t'go for it t'count as flyin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX7vwivR6cE
dakka dakka dakka
>>47403101
wft? is this real?
>>47403101
Needs guns and checkerboard now
>>47385948
How do melta weapons work. I've heard they induce a fusion reaction to produce heat and then project it at targets as a beam.
>>47384774
>Retro_FPSs_in_a_nutshell.jpg
>>47403176
Yes, it is. Check it out:
https://youtu.be/Wy0UNvL37vo?t=1m56s
A shame the tech didn't stay relevant.
>>47401009
>>47401300
>>47401455
LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT BECKER
Becker's first real assignment was as part of an artillery regiment. He hijacked a bunch of trucks and obsolete AFVs that were laying around because he did not like horses. Then he decided, fuck this, I'm sticking the guns on top of the ride because it takes too damn long to unlimber. After multiple cases of this Germany stuck him in France with the entire former French military and asked him to make it not suck. He did.
Becker ended the war in command of some of his new assault guns. His staff remembered he spent more time trying to build things than command. The French remembered him as fun.
>>47403244
At least in old fluff microwaves were specifically mentioned at least up to 4e. After that the descriptions get hazier. Munitorum Manual says that there's two versions, one using microwaves (probably akin something like a maser) and the other causing a fusion reaction in the gun and venting out the heat (hence fusion guns, fusion blasters and melta-bombs being fusion charges).
>>47405183
I assume it's the heat version that cuts through armour? I've also heard them described as plasma weapons.
>>47403226
WAAAGH
>>47406547
Noice
>>47405484
>I assume it's the heat version that cuts through armour?
Both versions are. There's no difference in game terms which model you use.
>I've also heard them described as plasma weapons.
By retards, yes.
>>47386144
>>47402762
>>47402748
>>47402742
>>47402730
>>47402722
>>47402618
im not here for ze feels. but it got me
>>47404497
He seemed like a pretty cool dude
>>47406547
Zog me, it's BOOTIFUL!
Deff Skwadron reporin' fer duty. Wots da mission boss?
>>47391552
Daaaamn.
Did that thing actually fire?
>>47408039
>>47386144
USA is super op but has an even less forgiving version of phase out.
>>47401403
That guy in the prow-flag looks like disappointed pepe
>>47385719
I lost my shit, I love you /k/
>>47386144
Russia: Having brave soldiers
>>47412423
Btw Here is the translated last communication of that brave bastard:
It’s the last com from the Russian spotter to base:
Officer: command I am compromised, repeat I am compromised.
Command: please repeat and confirm
Officer: They have spotted me, there are shooting everywhere, i am pinned, request evacuation immediately
Command: evacuation request acknowledged
Officer: please hurry I am low on ammo, they seem to everywhere, I can’t hold them for too long please hurry
Command: Confirmed, hold them off, continue return of fire, go to safe position, air support is monitoring, state coordinates
Officer: gives coordinates (which are blurred in the translation)
Command: command (repeats coordinates which are blurred). Confirm
Officer: confirmed, please hurry I am low on ammo, they are surroundig me, bastards
Command: 12 minutes until evacuation, return to safe line, I repeat return to safe line
Officer: They are close, I am surrounded, this may be the end, tell my family I love them dearly
Command: return to green line, continue return of fire, help is on the way, followed by air support
Officer: negative, I am surrounded, they are so many of these bastards
Command: 10 minutes, return to green line
Officer: I can’t they have surrounded me and are closing in, please hurry
(cont.)
>>47412460
Command: move to green line, repeat move to green line
Officer: They are outside, conduct the airstrike now please hurry, this is the end, tell my family I love them and i died fighting for my motherland.
Command: Negative return to green line
Officer: I cant command, I am surrounded, they are outside, I don’t want them to take me and parade me, conduct the airstrike, they will make a mockery of me and this uniform. I want to die with dignity and take all these bastards with me. please my last wish, conduct the airstrike, they will kill me either way.
Command: please confirm your request
Officer: They out outside, this is the end commander, thank you, tell my family and my country I love them. Tell them I was brave and I fought until I could no longer. Please take care of my family, avenge my death, good bye commander, tell my family I love them
Command: No response, orders the airstrike
>>47385063
mfw see all these trucks in insurgency
how does it not catch on fire
>>47401915
mfw it seems to work somewhat decently
>>47402546
Centurion 169041
Here's the story of the 'Atomic Tank'
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2736096/posts
>>47412480
CHRIST
>>47416430
I've found a way to break
Through this cellophane line
Cause I know what's going
In my own mind!
Am I living in a box? (living)
Am I living in a cardboard box?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svVaEWQaoSo
>>47396501
If it weren't for the lack of a flint, I'd say that's a goddamn Nock gun.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nock_gun
>>47412480
>>47414899
But they do anon, they do
>>47412480
>>47412423
>>47415112
if it's stupid, and it works
it isn't stupid
More Metal Slug than Ork, but still neat.
>>47384875
>>47418165
>The soviet anthem blared as two MiGs ravaged the T-55. Even over the roar of engines the cry of AAH MOTHERLAND could be heard clearly, as both jets dropped their payload into the tanks gaping turret hatch. Laiden with their ordinance, the tank crawled into a tranquil field in rural Ukraine.
Decades later, Mecha-Blastoise was born.
>>47418397
I love how the dreadnought in that, despite having a totally expressionless helmet, has a perfect "What the fuck is this!?" face.
>>47418460
>dreadnought
>>47418494
What?
Did I spell it wrong?
>Look up warhammer lore on youtube
>the only channel is a guy who thinks feminism is evil right wing/MRA fucktard cryptofascist
i wish my hobby wasn't so full of shut in privileged nackbears
>>47418496
No I am just a drunk idiot that thougth that this is a 30k Terminator.
Mea culpa
And time to sleep
Make way. Hungary coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Ss3BMrscE
Oh. It has been posted already. >>47418165
No matter, BIG WIND deserves to be posted multiple times.
All hail BIG WIND. Devourer of oil well fires.
>>47420152
NOT HUNGRY, LUNCH IS SOON ANWAY
>>47420208
THEN YOU SHALL BE EATEN.
BIG WIND HUNGARS FOR BLOOD.
REJOICE, FOR YOUR FLESH SHALL NOURISH IT. YOUR SOUL WILL BE A PART OF HIS.
>>47406547
I've always wanted to loot an Orkranoplan ever since I played World in Conflict.
Sadly the right size kit would be 1/32 and as such would be sodding enormous.
>>47385063
My Toyota is fantastic.
>>47418511
No Tim, you are the cryptofascist.
>>47412460
>>47412480
Fuck man. It's sad he died but at least he sent a load of those fuckers on a first class ticket to hell.
>>47420455
this is what an Russian air strike means
>>47420481
Rocket strike, slavs fucking love rockets like fat kids love cake
>>47420481
>>47420508
Wrong webm
>>47404494
>one thousand tonnes of lift
Hahahahaha what the fuck
It's a bomb with wings.
>>47401460
>Survival of the fittest
you don't know what that means
>>47402730
>not greentext
>>47420265
SWEETEN BURGERS FOR BUD
OK!
SOMEONE ANSWER THAT FUCKING PHONE ALREADY
>>47384564
allah orkbar indeed.
>>47386873
>>47386873
No joke, in my workplace if someone fucks up thanks to that video we now say 'Well it could be worse, you could be Abu.'
>>47421381
Did you spread the vid? If yes good job
>>47390443
its a bit of a clusterfuck, but the Government currently has the city surrounded on 3 sides, with the only rebe controlled corridor being within shelling range of both government and kurdish forces, while the city itself is about 50/50ish split between gov/rebels
see here:
http://mideast.liveuamap.com/
>>47421400
My boss actually showed it to me, he is a major /k/ommando.
Also, contributing to lulzy thread.
>>47421353
"What is wrong with you, Abu Hajaar?"
>>47421653
>>47384666
>How do they even aim
By shooting a bunch in the general direction. Also Trigonometry.
>>47407231
>I've also heard them described as plasma weapons.
>By retards, yes.
Both Plasmaguns and Meltaguns work by superheating their fuel to a state that we would call plasma. The Plasma gun uses science fiction magic magnetic containment tech to keep the gas condensed into a bolt, the meltagun just vents it straight out in a stream.
The containment tech being poorly understood and difficult to replicate, with less and less forgeworlds being able to produce it, is why plasma is rare and revered tech, while melta is common, and why you can accidentally burn yourself with the plasma guns when the containment fails.
>>47421662
>>47421662
That seems like an awful lot of expenditure to get a jet really high up.
Not going to be light either, you'd need a lot of ooch to get that thing of the ground.
What is it?
>>47421679
