What has tg taught you?
That there is no right way of DMing, and if there is, yours is not that way.
>>47373909
Pole arms are for no-fun-allowed contrarian faggots
Never ever trust anybody on /tg/.
Mostly just what NOT to do in both real life social interactions and at the table.
To not listen to /tg/ and that if you have a "that guy" problem it's probably because you're being a bitch and not just saying something
That every system is shit and no fun is allowed.
>>47373909
That my way to have fun was wrong
All of this.
Horse assholes.
>>47374406
This.
>>47374490
Holy autism, Batman!
I've been having fun wrong this whole time.
>>47373909
Dragons are lewd.
>>47373909
Playing RPGs with strangers is a dumb idea.
>>47374721
Heterosexual hand holding is the lewdest.
>>47374782
The same people who make the most messed up fetish hentai usually also make the sweetest vanilla you would never expect of them.
>>47374490
This is neat, thank you.
>>47374816
The girl being an amputee prevents it from being vanilla.
What I learned;
EVERYONE on this board will brag about how amazing their group is and how everyone they play with is a genius as well as a profession improv actor, their DM is the envy of everyone in the hobby, and their campaigns are legendary stories that have drama and emotion and make great tales.
Every single one of these people is lying, and the truth is that them, their group, and their games are all shit, they're just too retarded to know the difference.
I learned what a baculum is, and that you can buy bags of them online.
>>47374490
This is almost as autistic as that nutter on /sp/ who fell in love with a tripfag.
>>47374406
This, and never, ever invite any of them to your games. There are only two types of /tg/ players:
>oh please like me, I'll make an underpowered deliberately gimped character centered completely around roleplaying and will make suboptimal choices because I'm so afraid of being called a munchkin
>fuck your game nigga, I'm using a combination from these twenty-two third-party supplement books to make a character than can deal infinity damage before the first round of combat, and anyone who dares to try and roleplay in front of me is going to get called a faggot
>>47373909
That it cant differentiate between head cannon and official fluff.
See any thread with Ork, Eldar, or Nid fluff discussed.
>>47374907
You seem upset Anon. You want to talk about it?
That the human body is horrifying.
>>47374907
Ookay, I think you need to take some deep breaths.
>>47373909
>Anything can be a fetish
>Players can ALWAYS be relied upon to try and fuck something
>All systems are shit
>Every female is apparently bisexual
>Remain skeptical of *everything* until given a reason not to
>Quest fags will never use the trial board
>Everyone is That Guy
>GURPS is the answer to every "how to play an X based game" question
>Being a GM is a thankless job
>Monks a shit
>Everything is a mimic
>The human vagina can fit a horrifyingly high amount of spiders
I could go on, but I'd be here all night and this thread doesn't have nearly enough post slots to offer. Besides, I want to see what other anons have to offer.
>>47374816
You've read that one too, then?
>>47376802
Ah yes, I also forgot one of the more important lessons:
>There will always be some daft moron who thinks succubi can be redeemed.
>>47374490
Oh my god 146 pages of our worthless trivia? This should be published. thank you anon!
>>47374490
that is quite amazing.
>>47373909
what a baculum is.
>>47373909
It taught me to be less thirsty and that the concept of "best girl" and "a shit" apply to the real world.
>>47376870
I knew what baculums are already.Sometimes I hate being a furry porn artist
>>47373909
That guild threads are needless clutter, but having three jet fighter vs. X threads up simultaneously is a-ok.
>>47377033
Don't worry, I hate you too.
>>47376177
Ive ran into people trying to recreate characters from greentexts and failing miserable at it.
>>47377033
>sometimes
>>47377140
You can have some fun too
>>47377140
I'd imagine the money is decent.
>>47377195
I doubt that quite seriously.
>>47377210
I knew a girl in high school who made made dosh selling furry porn. She thought her clients were weird and creepy, but they paid well.
>>47374907
Someone is just full of sunshine huh
I've learned it's possible for chans to be a force of creation rather than destruction. /tg/ gets shit done.
Also you guys got me into this in the first place.
Nothing.
>>47373909
40k fluff used to be tons better and black library novels (and GW fluff in general) past 2005 should be taken with a grain of salt if not outright ignored.
>>47376870
>>47375002
>>47377033
Baculum was also the name for the staff Romans used to beat their slaves.
>>47373909
I'm not even mad, I remember that thread and it was fucking adorable.
>>47373909
Players of Japanese RPGS are often linguists.
>>47378149
What? Really?
>>47378216
I only have anecdotal evidence but yeah.
Do you like to analyze language variation and change?
>>47378255
Yeah, a little bit I suppose. I'm not sure I'd call myself a linguist, though, or anything more than an amateur one.
>>47376177
You forgot the third type:
>"thanks for inviting me to your game" is never heard from again.
>>47377369speaking as someone who is involved with the printing side of furry porn, the artists charge more when you ask them to draw stuff that is not their fetish. Some artists will just flat out refuse to draw things that aren't in their particular wheelhouse. And furries, desperate furries, will pay for it.
>>47378283
It's just my minor in college, so I can't call myself a full-blown linguist either. But I'm using the term loosely.
>>47377033
dont leave us out in the cold here, post a link or something to your work
>>47378369
Well, all right.
But what do you MEAN by it? Because I still don't know.
>>47378308
I don't even count those no-show motherfuckers.
I know you pieces of shit are out there, reading this post, and I know you won't reply, but I just wanted to say: Fuck you. Don't get peoples' hopes up like that. If you have no intention of following through, then fuck off and don't sign up in the first place.
>>47378413
People who like to study and learn about languages.
Linguistics is a fascinating topic, really. We have evidence that our brains sort sentences into hierarchical structures. Once short sentence can have 7 different meanings if interpreted right.
>>47377218
It's fun to see what kind of people you find among all the furry thrash. While the whole majority is pretty awful, you find some interesting stories and unexpected people.
>>47377362Gotta know how dog dicks work senpai
>>47374406
Especially with Home Improvements.
>>47378604
That sounds right, but what on Earth does it have to do with Japanese RPGs?
>>47378629
I really want this to be true. This is the first time I've ever wanted to be a Mormon again.
>>47378678
They appeal to that type of person for some reason.
Probably because they're non-Japanese speakers who have immersed themselves in another language to sate their fetishes. And the people who like to problem-solve and play pretend tend to really like linguistics for some reason.
>>47378614
>It's fun to see what kind of people you find among all the furry thrash.
So you're a masochist then? I mean hey, more power to you anon, but I really can't help but liken dealing with furfags degenerate enough to commission porn to be akin to dragging one's dick through shattered glass. bullet ants, and rubbing alcohol. You've either got a really high tolerance for pain and suffering, or as simply more dead inside than PlagueofGripes.
>>47376802
>Quest fags will never use the trial board
>trial
Ya found me out jim!
>>47378714
Being that both posts mention St Louis, might be true.
>>47376802
Reading that screencap did not enrich my life.
>>47378846
I'm not entirely sure if you thought I was being derogatory or if i'm being stupid and missing something here.
>>47378843
Not that anon or anyone with any connection to furry shit, but I hear furries are very good to artists. They don't just pay a lot of money, they treat them like royalty to keep them around. The internet's shat on them long enough that they empathize with starving artists, too, and rarely skimp on payment for decent art.
>>47378906
Nah, I was just dicking around. My post meant literally nothing. its fucking true though what you said, /qst/ is just...fucking horrible with the 'new' quests.
>>47379021
>Playing a farmer
>I actually did farming and enjoyed it when I was little
Fuck i'm cancer.
>>47379125
Everything is cancer.
>>47379150
>calling things cancer
sounds like you're pretty problematic T B H
>>47379189
this post is cancer
>>47379485
This reply is cancer
>>47379021
The thing I learned about /tg/ is that, like /lit/ is with books, nobody on /tg/ actually plays games. They just meme and argue about them.
>>47379709
Oh, shut the fuck up. Just because /v/ made it a meme doesn't mean it's true for /tg/ or /lit/ or anywhere else, really.
>>47378843
Meh. I've jerked it to furry porn, and I'm otherwise a fairly normal person (citation needed, I know, but I'm just your average starving college kid outside of my masturbatory habits). Never paid for it, though.
>>47378945
Yeah I hate all those popular and interesting quests being posted on the appropriate board. Why can't they just shit up /tg/ like all the cool QMs do?
>>47380010
>interesting
>Cool
10/10 you don't know what either is, nor do you know what the fuck quality is.
>>47379709
/tg/ is better than /lit/ because while /lit/ never writes books, /tg/ does actually crank out a homebrew once and a while.
Hell, /tv/ at least wrote a porn. /lit/ are the biggest posers.
If you try to do anything interesting in anyway, you're a special snowflake and /tg/ will suggest you kill yourself.
>>47380292
well you should.
>>47380273
/tv/ didn't WRITE a porn, their memes merely inspired one. Not the same thing
>>47373909
/tg/ has taught me how to recognize and react to every flavor of troll and it has taught me that a community that treats every opinion as objectively wrong and features some the most caustic shitposters, can be a wonderful crucible for ideas, inspiration, and world building.
And of course, pic related.
>>47380250
>An elitist questshitter
lmfao
Tell me more about how much higher quality Girls und Panzer and Infinite Stratos quests are m8
Same shit, different board
>>47380660
>An elitists
>Oh lordy, Somebody wants something more then a What do! and You r Prez, lead! How dare they
Guess we should all go out and buy Warhammer fantasy right? We can't ask for quality in anything after all.
>>47380250
>got a cool idea for a quest
>know that it is most likely shit and would not get any traction ever
>mfw
i want to run quests so i can get better at writting
>>47380791
Literally just go make it in /qst/. There are plenty of new quests being thrown around there, I'm sure yours would fit right in. What's the worst that can happen?
Just stick with it and ignore the bleating whining of people like >>47380779
>>47380791
You should run it because A lot of quests people are shit turn out to be really good. However I was pointing out a quest is not a 'What do' fucking thing, Its like one of them pick and choose style adventurer books.
>>47380807
>What's the worst that can happen?
i fuck up majorly and it fully shatters my limited confidence.
and im not even sure that i can get what i want to run down. it would be a horrible amalgamation of a dozen different things that would most likely not work even though i tried to get them to work together as best as i could
>>47380885
Mate, that's 90% of quests ran. Give it a spin worse case you end it as a One-shot.
>>47380910
i need you to stop tempting me anon. my fragile constitution and ego can only take so much more abuse
>>47380936
Throw the line out anon, Either somebody will bite or you can go home and smile saying. " I tried. "
>>47380975
geez anon, don't bully me so muchi'll give it a concentrated shot now. i have to go image hunting, but you semi-endorsement is making me try to succeed or an hero in the process
>>47378629
>>47378856
>temple dedicated to chaos gods
God is 40k fan confirmed
Mormonism best religion
>>47381014
I'm just a terrible brute, Your the healslut now anon.That is an adorable picture and as I said, worse case its a one shot. Nobody will blame you mate. Have fun with it!
>>47378531
how about don't run a shit game and be an actual likeable person if you want to run a game, THEN I'll show up for round 2.
Fuck you ron.
>>47381186
You misinterpret me. I'm talking about people who don't even show up for session fucking one.
Also, suck my tiny dick, Dave.
>>47373909
That nobody knows what autism actually means, or can identify an autist.
>>47374490
>TG on... Stuff v1
>v1
>>47374490
Holy fucking hell. That's the most autistic thing I've seen all day. And I also browse /fit/, /a/ and /tv/
>>47380412
wait really? I thought that was just a meme itself.
>>47374490
Reminds me of this guy on /fit/ who wrote a thesis on /fit/ culture.
Was bretty autistic 2bh (2bh).
>>47383184
Autistic maybe and I don't know how it ended up but that's actually a quite interesting topic to choose.
Internet "cultures" and online societies haven't really been studied.
If it was just about /fit/ and their collective behaviour it was probably pretty bad but using /fit/ as a case study would be a different thing.
>>47383423
He talked more about /fit/ and how NOT!Homosexual it was (among other things) more than he talked about internet culture in general.
We had a pretty good kek about it, but overall, it was kind of poorly written. Totally a B- score, at best.
>>47373909
I learned that I should try games outside of 3.5 and other OGL games
For this I thank you /tg/. As a roleplayer, and as a powergamer, my life has become so much better since 5 years ago. You have helped me grow as a fan of RPGs, by inspiring me to take that first step
That gazeeboo can kill you
seriously it's not a sin not to know a gazeeboo since i dont know what gazeeboo is
>>47374490
It's a pity it's not more contextualised, it'd make a neat book.
You can slap WH40k on any old shit, charge the earth for it and /tg/ autists will fucking eat it up GLADLY.
>>47384087
You have access to the internet. There is no excuse for not at least googling the word 'gazebo'.
>>47373909
>>47376802
I hate you.
>>47381064
Well, I will. I'm never going to forgive this anonymous person if their thread I may never see turns out to be anything other than a masterpiece.
That traps aren't gay
>>47377369
I also know a guy who did fetish commission art aa his primary source of income. It's what you get for studying cartoons and animation as an actual degree.
>>47384511
Yes they are.
Take your homo fantasies to /b/ or /a/.
>>47377424
>/tg/ gets shit done.
No, /tg/ doesn't get anything done.
>>47379709
the vast majority of people here play at least one of the games everybody's talking about.
just because players like to wander into threads and start arguments about rules they don't understand just because they can doesn't mean that literally everybody here but you is just reading threads and stirring shit
>>47373909
To be forgiving of the opinions of others.
>>47374490
Have all my loves
>>47378604
> posts GVS
My linguist brother! tell me about dem phonemes! You ever do any conlanging?
>>47378342
What was the weirdest / most disgusting thing you ever printed?
That weebs should be genocided
>>47374490
>>47374490
I have V2 in my Ibooks...
No clue how to get it to you guys.
>>47373909
>What has tg taught you?
That I shouldn't worry about appearing or being incompetent.
That I shouldn't waste my time arguing with people who are dead-set in their position.
That I should enjoy my life to the fullest and ignore the nay-sayers.
That there is a miracle in every single moment of my life, and I shouldn't spend my life loathing self or others.
Bad things will happen inevitably, but there are no reasons to dwell on those bad things.
You must not let the bad things shape you, instead striving to be the best man you can be.
Thanks, /tg/.
You know that image - "monks aren't useless, because they can be used as an example of a bad thing"?
Well, you are my example of a bad thing.
I love you, /tg/. Never change.
>>47385899
>Thanks, /tg/.
>You know that image - "monks aren't useless, because they can be used as an example of a bad thing"?
>Well, you are my example of a bad thing.
You're welcome.
>I love you, /tg/. Never change.
We won't.
We never do.
>>47385899
>Well, you are my example of a bad thing.
>I love you, /tg/. Never change.
Well fuck you too, man.
>>47373909
>Try games other than D&D 3.5.
>Otherwise decent people can make shit players and shit DMs because they get attached to how a game should be or like random acts of idiocy for fun.
>Every system has flaws but you can still have fun with it.
How many marbles can fit up a man's ass
>>47384226
fuck
I don't have that screencap
>>47376802
> that screencap
> "bloated, spider pregnant drow"
I should not have this boner
>>47374850
Hensomm, is that you?
>>47384226
>>47387582
>>47387165
I'm still waiting for someone to peer review him.
The Emperor was a shitty, autistic father, and all his children (except Vulken) were dicks in some way or another.
>>47376802
Aren't Brazilian Wandering Spiders the boner-death spiders?
Unsure if hot or concerning.
>>47387765
He's a visionary. Ahead of his time. No one would be able to understand the importance of his research.
>>47373909
That trying to avoid being offensive is worse than being offensive.
>>47387986
>implying bird Jesus didn't die for our sins
Heresy.holoslate
>>47373909
every topic, every single topic can be made into a /pol/ discussion
ever notice how these "muh /tg/ positivity" threads are always advocating SJW shit? who could be behind that I wonder...
>>47385899
You. I like you. You're alright.
![Newman_Olitski[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3oF1sxz.png "Newman_Olitski[1].png")
>>47380273
by that logic, /mu/ is the best board ever, because they flood the world with music
they even made an musical genre.
tonefield
this is what you get the painting genre called colorfield painting (pic has two example of it)
list down their characteristics
and then use logic to convert those characteristics to musical ones
an label with some of their shit
http://wavelength2.bandcamp.com/
>>47387731
Huh. "Sphinctoral Guillotine" I think Centaur anal sex is officially off the menu now.
>>47390203
Dude, it's shit not metal.Though it may be sheet metal...
>>47374907
Based on all the thatguy and thatdm threads I doubt it,
although I do like to talk fondly of my college group, before drugs, uni, women etc fucked that whole thing up.
>>47373909
horse anuses are a wonder of nature
>>47380273
>/lit/ never writes books
I take it that you've never read their post-by-post novel.
>>47373909
Avoid being an asshole
>>47390623
>Be a Cuck
You're listening to the wrong side of /tg/. So do you blow your DM/players before or after the game?
>>47373909
That any mention of sex or sexuality, no matter how brief or casual, is grounds for someone to cry Magical Realm.
That even though you can live with autism, it is a half life at most.
I learned what diapers of holing could be used for
>>47376271
Hey, thats pretty interesting
