>Even in non-magical realm settings, bar "wenches" are by default considered to be accepting of the bard's lewd avances
What even started this trend, and why does it remain so popular? You'd almost think the average tavern is a brothel, even though there are actual brothels.
>>47365254
Because Bar wënches are advertising. You have a good looking waiter, make sure she's at least willing to allow the occasional drunken grope, fondle without causing a big enough scene, and you get more customers. Drunks love pretty ladies who are nice to them.
Course, it's best to make sure your wënche has a cudgel in case things get a little too rowdy. It's also up to the wënche just how far she's willing to go.
>PC becomes bar maid
>>47365254
Pragmatic humor of speaking/understanding language people wouldn't expect you to know has endless potential.
In a somewhat-realistic medieval game, we once found a guy living in a cave that was speaking some gibberish that sounded like a language of devil himself. Turns out it was a Hungarian hermit.
>>47365254
Also, I can't tell whether that kid is about to get whooped, or get 'whooped'.
>>47365315
...Out of curiosity, is it actually as 'awesome GM' an idea as I think it is, or am I just being autistic (again) for attempting to learn to write and speak a foreign language just so I can have my players not understand the invaders-from-across-the-sea any more than their characters do, without copping out to just a simple 'They say something you don't understand'?
Mind, I've got a while to learn and practice; the current GM's campaign is probably not going to end for another eight months or so, the rate we're going.
>>47365314How does a 10/10 maiden like Byakuren end up getting roped into barmaid duty?
>>47365314
>tfw you will never be forced to accept the advances of strangers
;_;
>>47365517
come to Germany, dress like a girl, hang around refugee camps
>>47365533
Hell if you're underage you don't even need to bother with the dressing as a girl part.
>>47365533
You mean city centres right, not refugee camps?
>>47365533
I would if I could anon.
>>47365533
>B-but Ahmed-san, we're not even married!
>>47365578
It doesn't count if it's an infidel.
Now shut up or I'll decapitate you afterwards, you racist.
>>47365254
Because chicks dig musically talented guys IRL
Geeze.
>>47365533
A simple rape isn't what I'm looking for. I'm looking for someone to systematically destroy my sense of self and turn my into to their willing cumbucket.
Being raped is great but its so shallow. They are only defiling your body. I want them to defile my mind.
>>47365314
>>PC becomes bar maid
I had afemalecharacter with a crippling gambling addiction who occasionally had to turn to such things to pay off debts.
>>47365505Shinkiasked her nicely.
>>47365649
google image search yields nothing...
>>47365673
Touhou Blue Book - One and Only Lotus FlowerIt's not porn.It's still really good and I wish this artist did porn
A lot of tavern wenches made a secondary income as prostitutes.
>>47365700
>Touhou Blue Book - One and Only Lotus Flower
Thank you, based dubs of truth
>>47365461
Autism. Full. Autism. There is no need for that.
>>47365461
Don't actually learn it, just get enough to use it as a prop.
There's no need to go full Tolkien, unless you'd like to learn the language anyway.
>>47365615
go back to /d/ ND :c
>>47365641
How the hell are you not earning enough from adventuring to have to bar-wench? Even basic tombs should be giving gold, compared to silver or more likely copper.
>>47365700He has 136 images on his Pixiv, and every one of them has the R-18 tag.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=10430161
I just wish his proportions weren't so weird.
>>47365254
>Barmaid doesn't look mad, just lewd
Bueno
>>47365351
he ded
>>47365813
Not all games are D&D.
I've only had one SS and femdom experience in my life. It ended with her telling me it was wrong and I shouldn't let a woman take control. That experience ruined my sexuality and every relationship I've ever had. SS and femdom leads to a life of suffering. Don't engage in it.
>>47365314
A few campaigns ago, my Barbarian lady took a job in a tavern to earn some money after getting separated from the party and all her savings were with the Cleric who was our party's accountant.
Another campaign, my Sorceress needed funds and our less then legal career as murder-hobos wasn't really cutting it. Bar maid was the best of a limited and undesirable list of choices.
Another campaign, a Dame Knight who's aristocrat family was pretty much in name only. She would spend her life questing from town to town along the Empire's borders acting as a folk hero one day, farmhand the next.
One tavern she often stopped by at a main crossroads she would earn food and board working there for a day or two.
Now I'm playing asemi-fallenPaladin who was told by her Goddess she needed to learn some humility and perspective. She's was working as an innkeep for a short while now she's a vagrant when she had a dream she was trying to rules-lawyer the terms of her penitence to an effigy of herself. Which is largely why she needs to serve penitence in the first place.
I've worked behind a bar for over a decade, only now moving into pathology and is specifically where I met our group's DM.
I was generally just drawing on what was familiar for these escapades in game.
>>47365910
>>47365719
>>47365769
Yeah, that's about what I thought. Sometimes what seems like a great idea in my head turns out...not quite so awesome on the other end. Thanks for the check, I guess.
Hard to tell sometimes how far is too far; learning woodcarving so I could make an intricate sliding puzzle-box prop as a central MacGuffin for one campaign ended up being crazy-awesome, and really went over well with the group.
Trying to run a campaign around the idea of running a tavern-slash-inn, complete with prices for supplies and stats and payscales for hirelings and workers, um...not so much, until the whole 'organized crime' angle got added in and it became a game of The Godfather instead of Accountant: The Spreadsheeting.
>>47365254
>>Even in non-magical realm settings, bar "wenches" are by default considered to be accepting of the bard's lewd avances
Putting sexy bitches beside products is nothing new, this how advertising worked in the past too. Sex sells so your bar waitresses had to look sexy and accepting to some harmless advances to bring in those customers and make the money. Literal whores were a completely different deal. Even today prettier looking people are more desired for service jobs.
You know this kind pokes me, recently I noticed that when I go out the waitresses are literally the most well kept and pretty looking, other girls that I see around aren't even giving a fuck about trying to look decent anymore. Or is it just me?
>>47365929
Maybe this is just the cherrypicking but your characters seem to attract humility plays. Personal appeal?
>>47365906
Well, hell, sure, but anything that could be classed as "Adventuring" is going to need to be financially glamorous to be worthwhile.
>>47365254
Sauce pls.
>>47365968
It's not about what you make, but what you spend. Having extra money one can afford to lose could really just be a powerfultriggerfor a gambling addict.
When a campaign got real and a PC she really liked almost died, the party found her completely hammered in a shady underground casino. The resultant debts didn't get in the way of the story much and actually provided some interesting diversions for a few sessions, but I don't remember much specifics as this was a while back.
>>47365254
Wow, those terribly drawn arms and hands can't unsee...
>>47365959
I guess so?
I've never really thought all that much.
>>47365953
>You know this kind pokes me, recently I noticed that when I go out the waitresses are literally the most well kept and pretty looking, other girls that I see around aren't even giving a fuck about trying to look decent anymore. Or is it just me?
This is an unpopular opinion on reddit.com/r/tg, but a woman's looks are a survival mechanism and nothing else. They are comparable to a man's hand-eye coordination in that regard. A woman only needs to look pretty to bag a good provider. With Daddy State taking over the role of the provider husband, women simply have less of a need for men.
Compare, on the other hand, poor countries with limited resources. There women depend on their looks for their survival, or at the very least their access to luxury goods. Why else do you think Western men are so in love with Polish and Russian hotties? Because these countries (though this is less and less the case in Poland due to Eurobucks) don't have a state that gives away handouts. Women need to be hot to grab a good (read: resourceful) man.
The services sector is the only retail where this female instinct to look pretty and act pleasant for survival is still rewarded in a significant way. For most other women the reward is too small compared to state handouts as well as independent, non-looks related sources of income.
tl;dr: Tavern wenches are hot because their lives literally depend on it.
>>47365968
>Well, hell, sure, but anything that could be classed as "Adventuring" is going to need to be financially glamorous to be worthwhile.
Not really. Most of the campaigns I've been in had PCs adventuring out of necessity, so a good source of money was never guaranteed, so we'd spend months without earning everything and when we did we'd have to spend most of it on new equipment.
>>47366166
>women don't need to work because they're pretty
Are you familiar with pre-industrial society? Women worked just the same as everyone else. Industrialisation was the primary driver for the formation of the nuclear family, as offloading the role of family caretaker to women made it possible for men to be absent from the community for lengthy periods.
>>47366200
Show me all the female miners.
>>47366200
>Are you familiar with pre-industrial society?
You mean the kind where marrying a clerk or a wealthy merchant meant you had it made for life and could live in relative middle-class luxury? Peasants are low-value men, and the only reason they got pussy in the first place is because the Catholic Church would wreck your shit for adultery.
>>47366200
This. The idea that women shouldn't / can't work is a VERY modern one.
>>47365314
In a star wars game I once partook in, the (male) sith, exploring their newfound freedom from being some flavor of slave/experiment, decided to become a waitress, specifically a waitress, because they get better tips. I'm pretty sure they also zapped someone that didn't tip good, but it's been years since that.
>>47366200
This guy
>>47366227
is grossly simplifying it but you both have a point.
On a farm, everyone works. The men do harder work and work longer than the women, because they can. The women still work, and so do the children regardless of gender. And even if they aren't working, they are still doing some form of labor, which includes cleaning and textile working; the only reason the men aren't doing it, is because they're doing the physically demanding work. And if there is no father in the picture, the mother is expected to pick up the slack.
Also to expand on this
>>47366293
in the topic of the thread, that's why bar wenches are a thing. The wenches are sultry so they can pull in more customers, and the women become wenches because it's better than working on the farm.
>>47366234
You don't actually understand history do you?
I'm not saying you don't know, just don't quite understand what you know.
>>47366334
Care to explain what I don't understand then? Not even being hostile here, genuinely curious. Sauces would be nice too if possible.
>>47366360
Merchants marry the daughter of merchants, they don't need to marry disgusting literal shit covered peasant girls.
>>47365904
He's gonna suffocated.
>>47365254
The Bard is usually a significant step up from the sort who usually hits on her. She takes him up on it because it's nice to have someone who actually knows what they're doing for once.
>>47366227
The British had to outlaw them.
>>47365533
>Germany
>refugee camps
>>47365910
>being so weak willed
>>47366452
That's uncanny. I know /pol/ is usually paranoid but I'm starting to believe that as far as this movie goes they might have a solid point. Or otherwise it's REALLY coincidental.
>>47365254
>Ach! Lieblich junge.
Three words and still horrible grammar.
>>47366452
This is actually pretty funny and cool.
>>47366452
The confirmation bias is real.
>>47366482
Someone that saw the movie claimed it was all about how angry people are loser virgins and every main bird is romantically unsuccessful and therefore frustrated.
The pig invasion is just an opportunity for them to be heroes and get girlfriends so the movie has a happy end.
>>47366555
>tfwnogf
UNCANNY
>>47366452
What the hell. Seriously, what the hell.
>>47366166
As someone living in the Eastern post communist block of Europe I can confirm that this opinion is pure shit.
First the term "Polish and Russian hotties" is just a construct. I have lived at the west for bit and I don't see anything different except that there are much less obese people. But don't worry we are coming up fast, the recent generation here is doing fantastically to catch up with the west in obesity rates.
Then, on the "women need to look hot to survive", again no. In communist times the majority of women worked generic manual labor. Communism also brought extremely conservative ideals about looks so dressing hot and pretty was almost outlawed because it means you are NOT working a hell lot in the factory. Most families had both the parents working full time, often even illegally on the side, I know my parents did especially my father.
Sure it was a hell long time ago and times changed but still most parents want their kids to work their ass of to get a degree and education because in their time they couldn't. Even tough the job opportunities are filled by either the previous generation that refuse to retire because pensions are not enough to feed a fucking dog once a day, or filled by experts from the west because globalization. Women have degrees but they are usually doing low tier office jobs that do not even require direct human interaction with customers.
>>47366555
The plot is literally about boat people blowing shit up and genociding peaceful natives (by taking their eggs) though.
Finland truly has achieved lordship over memes.
>>47365910
The SS that makes your spirit grow or the SS that makes your legs grow?
>>47366583
> Communism also brought extremely conservative ideals about looks so dressing hot and pretty was almost outlawed
>Implying people werent conservative as hell before ww2
You could look as hot as hell, there were even beauty contests. Just dont adopt burgoiuse capitalist pig dog fashion. Use good honest worker comblock produced make up and clothes.
t. another eastern euro fag
>>47366583
While I don't exactly agree with the anon you're arguing with, I feel I ought to point out that the way things were under Communism is really only a useful example in the context of, well, Communism. The social, political, and economic structures of the USSR/satellites were simply too different and too deliberately controlled for anecdotal evidence be valid in the contexts of other societies or the average norms of humanity at large.
>>47366482
>>47366546
>>47366552
>>47366578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRmKa7vvct4
Even the trailer is redpilled.
The leader of the pigs is seriously called "King Mudbeard."
http://angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard
>>47366700
>http://angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard
Confirmation bias anon here. Kek'd.
I think some of the things in >>47366452 are stretching, but others seem plausible, I suppose.
>>47366700
Seriously, what does redpilled mean? Are you talking about the old film The Matrix?
>>47366748
Consider that the movie was made by Finns, who are right next to the most cucked country in Europe.
I'll confess, as with any interpretation of a work of fiction, it might be confirmation bias at work. But the fact that the interpretation exists, and has some reasonable evidence within the work to back it up, suggests it might well be true.
>>47366757
A reference to it, yes. Basically /pol/ thinks that society has you believing 1 thing about how it functions, and they've "taken the red pill" and see through it.
>>47366757
It's based on that reference yes. Blue pill = accepted the illusion your masters have provided you (pop culture, media, etc). Red pill = rejected the popular image, seen the underlying conspiracy.
It's increasingly becoming a meaningless buzzword, though, like almost every term coined in the context of politics.
>>47366803
The protagonist is literally a red pill-shaped bird though.
>Mighty Eagle is USA
Confirmed. Calls attention to his prize trophies, of which he specifically mentions he has 13 (13 original colonies). He's become slovenly and lazy, is extremely full of himself, keeps all sorts of memorabilia of his glory days.Turns out to be instrumental in the end (Europe can't do it without America).
>Pigs are refugees
At first it's two pigs. Then it's four, and only Red notices. The whole time the pigs are distracting the birds with literally Bread (er, fruit) and Circus. It's later revealed that the boat's ballast is stuffed full of pigs.
The pigs are also lying about why they're at the island, and nobody seems to care. When Red calls them out, they tell a sob story, and the head bird flips shit on him. They also keep bringing in more boats and nobody cares. (They also wreck Red's house, refuse to fix it, and then move in)
Oh, and the lead pig's name is fucking King Mudbeard. Sorry if this is autistic movie bullshit, but there was so much propaganda hidden in there I couldn't not share it with you guys.
Man, we can't even have a barmaid thread without /pol/acks shitting everything up.
>>47366839
There are other boards where you can write your smut.
>>47366847
What smut? Barmaids are a staple of Tabletop games, you hanging labia.
>>47366831
I totally noticed this too. Additionally the doctor the red bird bitchlsaps is named Birdstein (Jew) and the red bird is a failed artist. You know. Like Hitler.
>Pop culture is right wing propaganda
Holy shit, what a time to be alive.
>>47366854
>only unrelated shit I like is allowed to be discussed, all other unrelated shit should be forbidden
(^:
>>47366482
In the movie, there is a Coexist sticker like pick related on a car of one of the pigs.
Except the only religion still on it is the islamic moon and the 'o' is a pig nose.
I'd say the corralation is pretty clear. It's just too much to just be confirmation bias.
>>47366881
It's coming.
>>47366883
>Makes barmaid thread
>/pol/ invades
>Barmaids are unrelated to barmaid thread
Pls kill yourself
>>47366901
If that was Germany's plan then they ought to have kept the savages out of their own country surely? Unless this is some 2nd Foundation shit right here.
>>47366908
You're first :^) Or post some barmaids for a change.
>>47366908
>Makes thread
>Thread goes off topic
>Just another day on 4chan
>WAAAAH MUH THREAD
Go away faggot.
>>47366839
My sympathy for your kind has completely waned. I have tolerated so much liberal degeneracy in the name of this board that it frankly spins my head. You can handle a milliliter of dissenting opinion once every twenty threads, trigglypuff.
>>47366935
>:^)
No. really. I insist
>>47366935
>:^)
ugh
>>47366944
No fuck you, be on topic, my powerfully nonheterosexual friend
>>47366831
Or maybe, just maybe, the main character is the color red because that's what the birds were in the original game. Same with the pigs.
/pol/ is a mental illness.
>>47366979
ikr
>>47366757
> the old film The Matrix
>old
Fucking kids.
>>47366979
Holy shit dude, watch the fucking movie. I just saw it with my niece. It is LITERALLY /pol/ incarnate.
It's also really good.It begins with laughter.
>>47366452
Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism...
Atleast Hitler kept the trains running on time.
>>47365910
>>47366478
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_in_Furs
>>47367009
At least Hitler waited until he lost the war to let all the German women be raped by Easterners.
>>47367005
It's literally from the previous century. People born when it was released are only a year away from being adults.
>>47367005
The Matrix is nearly 20 years old, guy.
All the people here are little biys and little nazi biys.
And stacked barmaids are for neither
>>47367051
>biys
>>47367007
Music seems to be shit. I have hard time watching movies with shitty music.
>>47367067
You ams reads rights little biy
>>47367084
STOPS COPIES ME
Shit, this thread was about barmaids right?
>>47367148
It's actually about /pol/ campaigns.
>>47367148
THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID >>47366839
>>47367210
Fuck off, /pol/
>>47367005
its not our world anymore broham. When 4chan started I was just a little older than moot. now im fucking 31, have a kid, and a wife.
I saw /tg/ rise from the waters of /b, and lived to enjoy endless 40k DOW memes.
but its not our world anymore anon, just like it wont be theirs, or theirs after theirs. Join me in the dust and sediments of yore, where we can watch the world spin until we too are compacted in, to become part of history.
>>47367253
I AIN'T POL YOU FAG AM BARMAID FAG BIY
>>47365910>It ended with her telling me it was wrong and I shouldn't let a woman take control.
What the fuck kind of logic is that
>>47367387
Women want men that take control.
Further prove that femdom-fags are human trash.
>>47367424
>that generalization
>>47367387
"That woman, as nature has created her, and man at present is educating her, is man's enemy. She can only be his slave or his despot, but never his companion."
Women want to dominate or more preferably, be dominated. Ultimately they seek a strong man who can give them children, and then protect and sternly guide said children.
While a woman might at first be thrilled by the prospect of dominating a man, once faced with a strong dynamic alpha male, she will ultimately come to view the man who willingly submits as nothing more than the inferior fool.
>>47366166
Easier explanation: Employers actually demand that their female employees work all dolled up and send them home if they aren't.
>>47367470
>>47367424
God, fucking fuck off back to your various containment boards.
>>47367424
>>47367470
I meant insofar as "I'm gonna dominate you, but then tell you it's wrong despite me doing it." cause that's just asinine.
>>47367009
I know this is bait, but.
Nazi Germany had 4 different military services who didn't want to cooperate, two intelligence services who didn't want to get along, two general headquarters, four economic institutions that fought over resources, and five atomic bomb programs that shared no information or resources with each other. They even had a special organization to try and make sense of what Hitler rambled on about.
Hitler was lucky to even have trains in one piece.
>>47367484
Have you never tried something out and then realized that it's not like you imagined it would be?
>>47366166
Daddy State generally is a true and meritocratic employer who values seniority and has guidelines that clearly lay down how your education is going to profit you. Meanwhile in the private industrybeing the business owner's cousin's child will outweigth both your seniority and your higher education every single time.
But do keep on being a goo cuck for business interests. Do keep on believing in shit that ain't real in business.
>>47367558
>Daddy State generally is a true and meritocratic employer
Where do I even begin? The existence of the welfare state that rewards those who do not work? Mass migration that exists only to bring wages down? Affirmative action? The fact that the entire higher education system literally has state financed propaganda educations with zero use on the job market?
There are still some meritocratic elements, but the meritocracy is dead and nobody appears interested in reviving it.
>Meanwhile in the private industry
>Meanwhile
>Implying the two are different
Where do you think the political parties get their funds from? Political parties, at least in the modern sense, are what ruined politics.
>>47366979
They also weren't shaped like a literal pill in the games.
>>47367521
More she belittled him to try to feel about herself after using him.
>It's not like I have this kind of taste, it's actually your fault for not being dominant.
No matter how much you hate femdomfags, every person with a functional brain should understand how stupid that behavior is.
>>47367644
more like*
>>47367518
Funny thing is that the train-services did not recover from the treaty of Versailles and had to make do with insufficient technical support and improvised vehicles.
>>47366452
http://www.themoviespoiler.com/2016Spoilers/AngryBirds.html
>Red finds Mighty Eagle looking through his binoculars to spy on an old lady bird. When Red looks through it, he spots the pigs placing TNT and dynamite around the village. Red, Chuck, and Bomb rush back to the village and come across the pigs stealing the eggs while the other birds are attending a party the pigs threw for them. Chuck rushes into the party to warn everyone while Red and Bomb run to the ship. They grab onto the net holding all the eggs. Bomb climbs up the chain to try and blow it up, but Leonard and his henchpigs spray him with a hose, knocking him and Red into the water.
>The next morning, all the birds in the village see the ruin of their homes and the loss of their eggs. Peckinpah approaches Red and expresses remorse for not listening to him when he suspected the pigs. When asked for a plan, Red says they must make their own boat and follow the pigs back to their island, and they are gonna have to get angry if they want their eggs back.
>The birds build their boat and attach the giant slingshot to it. They arrive at Piggy Island outside the pigs' city. Leonard, who also happens to be their King Mudbeard, presents the eggs to the other pigs as they prepare to feast on them. The birds then set up the slingshot to launch themselves into the city.
Wow. Not even subtle here.
>>47367658
"more that" still works grammatically, it's just a little archaic.
I don't really know what you said otherwise, though
>>47366452
>>47367762
>Mighty Eagle gets all the credit for the egg rescue
Kek.
>>47365933
Just do what you think is fun. There might be mistakes, and maybe you'll do nothing but focus on things that end up flopping.
>>47367762
Okay, I have literally nothing to do with Angry Birds except for a plush of Red Bird that somehow ended up in my back yard, but I want to see this movie.
>>47366227
>industrialisation was the primary driver
Mining was less common before a need for fuel, and it was also considered dangerous as fuck. Nations that did it had slaves do it, and a pre-industrial society doesn't want people who can carry children exposed to high risks.
>>47366234
Yeah, that one, where 95% of the population were agrarian or other low-tier jobs anyway. Women did just as much work as everyone else, by and large; those that didn't were outliers.
>>47367644
This. The alternative would be her having to admit that she's a pedophile sex predator.
>>47366449
Holy shit, you're right. Check out the Mines and Collieries Act. The leading argument was that female miners might go topless for comfort. Fucking victorians, man.
>>47367956
The Hallstadt culture apparently had everyone work the mines. Fertility generally wasn't an issue before Cameralism either while negative population control has always been practiced by human societies.
>>47367990
Intredasting...
That explains Britain, but what about other countries? Did women stop working in mines there for the same reasons?
>>47366607
>The plot is literally about boat people blowing shit up and genociding peaceful natives (by taking their eggs) though.
Damn pig infidel westerners with their aircraft carriers and invasion fleets. Bombing us and taking our oil while distracting us with their popular media.
We should get angry, go over into their lands, and blow ourselves up.
>>47366770
But the colors of the birds and the pigs have been set since long before this crisis.
>>47367079
How about you go cut your own throat into a gutter, you are literally looking for excuses to ignore a movie because its message might trigger you.
>>47368269
Sweet non-message you stupid nail-painted homo. My country doesn't even have aircraft carriers and our women are being raped. Please continue virtue-signaling, I'm sure it will get you laid. Women just love weak cuck faggots who invite strong, vigorous barbarians into their lands. I'm sure you'll get all the pussy.
>>47366482
I wouldn't worry about it goy, just pure coincidence.
>>47368463
My country does not allow homos, unlike yours. And you don't have aircraft carriers because you rely on pig-dog Americans and Brits to do all the heavy lifting for you while you reap the benefits of their pillaging then turn around and try to complain about them and the lands they despoil. Also, I already have 4 wives and get 72 virgins when I get to heaven. But I'm sure a great "men's right activist" and "anti-feminist" like yourself will get lots of sexually liberated women who have already had all their holes reamed out by other men.
>>47366946
This. One of the things I hate about /tg/ is how fucking cucked and 'progressive' it seems to be. Even though stuff like 40k is all about nationalism. Any time any kind of poliical discussion comes up all these fucks shout REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT /pol/
>>47368285
life imitates art
Biys
>>47368427
That escalated fast.
You seem to be full of an excessive amount of anger. Tell me why such an angry ?adult? is watching children's cartoon movies?
You might want to reassess your life to figure out why you are so perturbed by someone else not being interested in children's film.
>>47368553
That's because majority of /tg/ are not actually autistic shut-in sociopaths with unhealthy obsession with retarded conspiracy theories.
>>47368741
This. Saying most of what "edgy" posters on 4chan says in any kind of real life situation is going to have people looking at you like you're crazy at best.
Only among other edgy teenagers or on 4chan can you go around being such a tool and expect to be treated with open arms.
>>47368707
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap
>>47366886
Is that female/male e an actual symbol or was the artist just desperate for an suitable e looking symbol they made something up?
Also they didn't need to point out the s shape of the yin-yang.
>>47368771
If you got full Jewish conspiracy then sure, but /tg/ is way more hostile to most right-wing points of view than the real world.
>>47368553
As a frequent /tg/ browser I wholeheartedly agree
>>47368741
Unless you consider Elf lewdness to be a retarded conspiracy theory that's incorrect. but the rest is correct
>>47368884
Big boobed half-elf barmaids. Conspiracy or merely hot? More at 7.
>>47368918
Shitposters determined to post smut on /tg/ instead of the boards smut belongs on: permavirgins or super retards? More at 11.
>>47368884
>As a frequent /tg/ browser I wholeheartedly agree
I think it's more that people don't want to deal with /pol/ish things when they go to /tg/. They want Barmaids, Orcgirls, and being fags to each other in the best ways possible.
Also Meatbread. Which we haven't had in a while
>>47368779
Samefagging this god damn hard...
>>47368970
Except not. Because I;m >>47368955
Not >>47368707
try again, newfag
I've been bartending all through uni. You're expected to string along dickheads who think they're hot shit. Do what it takes to keep them in the bar, particularly if they're dumb cunts and think buying drinks from you makes you like them more.
Servers HAVE to accept those advances to a point, because they're a reflection on the hospitality of the establishment. Of course, you also have to project loud and clear that breaking the rules will get you thrown the fuck out, so shit like pats on the arse are ignored, but (and this is a really popular one) trying to grab the hips of a server, will get your shoulder sprained, a quick cold exit and a permanent ban.
Nothing fundamental has changed in the service industry for the past 1000 years.
>>47365813
I never give my players money. They submit a list of gear to me and I will finagle some way for them to acquire it, whether through combat, puzzles, exploration, or something else. But never cash. That's too much bookkeeping for it to be worthwhile.
So PCs are always destitute.
>>47369031
This is of interest to me.
>>47367005
The Matrix will be old enough to Vote next year.
It's starting to count as an old movie.
>>47368955
I've always enjoyed /pol/ runoff but found the board itself rather boring.
I browse /tg/ cuz I find it mildly interesting and need a board without rampant pornography on the screen when I browse on campus.
Not speaking for other users, just me.
>>47365254
The very first bar wench in a "you all meet in a tavern" game my players met was a limbless psychic horror able to project any physical form as long as they failed the will save.
They chose to fail the save eventually after seeing her true form and seducing the telepathic powerhouse to their side.
>>47369031
Really?
Where I worked the worst I had to put up with was the occasional drunk pick-up line because anything even remotely inappropriate got you chucked out pretty quickly.
>>47368955
Pretty sure lots of people don't want to be told to go to /pol/ by hysterical morons every time something even remotely non PC comes up either.
I have lost count of how often I have seen people told to go to /pol/ for correcting people who just posted outright lies.
>>47369031
>Servers HAVE to accept those advances to a point
Even male servers?
>>47369162
Do you want that old fagget's tips or no?
>>47369098
I'm working a bar just slightly outside of campus, so 90% of the clientele are students. International students are a mixed bag of extremes, because some are completely quiet, pay for their drinks, talk quietly and leave, while others are cocky fuckers from rich families who'll sit at the bar and buy $600 in drinks while trying to talk to you on a Friday at 9pm, then get upset that they haven't purchased your full attention. One a couple of occasions, some even wait out the back and wait for you to take a break.
>>47369031
>Nothing fundamental has changed in the service industry for the past 1000 years.
For better or worse there has been a huge decline in the number of bards frequenting Inns.
>>47369150
That's fair, and I actually sort of agree.
In this case, however, a bunch of dudes hijacked with with all this odd AngryBirds Allegory stuff, and immigrant crisis bait.
>>47369190
Stop being a stuck up bitch and put out a lil'! You are how super villains get created.
>>47369162
Honestly? Men get it muuuuuch worse, if less often. Guys touch and leer, but if you encounter a gaggle of 40-somethings out on a girl's night piss-up, they will stick their hands down pants, try to undo belts, attempt to drag them into the group at times.
A co-worker is a really nice, young guy, blessed with incredible good looks, and has suffered pretty heavily.
>>47366979
Good goy. This is all just hersey and propaganda. Those mean right-wing extremists!
>>47369248
They have women who will fuck them for far less than $600. There's a brothel about 4km from the bar and it's recommended fairly highly.
>>47369251
>cute young server molested by drunk hags
>his colleague bartender lady to the rescue
oh boy, the doujins just write themselves
I want toremove/pol/!
>>47365634
Not entirely sure if /tg/ is exactly the place for this
sounds hot tho
>>47369305
>doujins
>>47369305
Really, it's a perfect setting for some vanilla.
>>47369314
>Not entirely sure if /tg/ is exactly the place for this
>>47369305
You are only saying that because you are not that guy.
>>47369308
>thread about busty wenches
>turns into a /pol/ thread
absolutely cancer
>>47368553
That's because we all recognize that the xenophobia and nationalism in 40K is incredibly harmful to everyone involved and was written to be a dystopia.
You know that, don't you anon-kun? ... Don't you?
>>47369316
I know, I know...
>>47368553
40k was written as a satirical dystopia.
also, big brother wasn't the good guy in 1984 and johnathan swift never really advocated eating babies.
>>47369370
This cuck here...
>>47369414
>big brother wasn't the good guy in 1984
Well, that depends...
>>47369429
nice meme
>>47369305
>Jacob and I are working the Friday after exams finish
>Completely packed with a full band lineup and a bike club filling up the gambling area
>A dozen women is ill-fitting, tight, multi-coloured sequin dresses totter in, screaming and laughing
>They take up 2 tables and start ordering wine
>Jacob starts taking orders for entrees
>He gets a pat on the arse to resounding laughter
>Over the next few minutes it gets more intense
>One stands up and mimics rubbing him all over as a joke
>He turns to take an order
>One pulls at his belt
>One puts her hands on his chest and starts rubbing his nipples
>From behind another seizes him, starts rubbing a nipple with one hand and puts the other down his pants
>Rush over with the bouncer and clear them out
>Cue them turning into shrieking bogans, slurring insults as they totter out again
>He looks stressed
>Take him out the back and sit him down
>He says he just needs a minute
>Takes a 5-minute break before he's back out there again
He's a trooper.
>>47369435
depends on what?
>>47369445
chickens go cluck, start back in preschool then let me know when you grow up.
>>47369467
They don't "Cluck" in Spanish.
>>47367009
Bear in mind that this is what nazi trains looked like.
>>47369368
I know some couples that have no problem with that, replace anime with doujin (or, better, with porn in general) and it makes sense.
>>47369449
Australia is a weird place.
>>47369467
stop talking memecuck
>>47369484
Then go back to Spanglesh
>>47369494
Meant for >>47369387
>>47369493
>tfw war trains have been used in modern conflicts
>lastly in the yugo wars
>>47369467
They actually Bork, as in "Sounds like someone's a little chicken *arm flapping motions* bork bork bork"
>>47369517
When you go back to Angloistan
Until then, Tequila!
>>47365254
>what is a fantasy games.
Even then, the GM can basically say, "she doesn't like it." Any further attempts to cause trouble by the bard, the owner throws you out.
>>47365461
Just research how languages work.
I've gotten by with stringing together phonemes in a structure that sounds linguistic. Players won't be that critical in the moment anyway. If it's going to be important, define specific words for things.
>>47367387
what is SS? aside from the waffen SS I can't find meaning for it.
>>47369599
straight shota
If you don't know what shota is, I suggest you leave 4chan and never come back, because there's pretty good chance you still can be saved, the corruption didn't take solid root yet.
>>47369494
Probably not for discussing with your kids but if you cannot discuss what porn you both like with your partner/wife there are probably problems.
>>47369634
How could it possibly have been straight shota when shota means that the boy is underaged? Did anon just confess that he was sexually abused as a child?
>>47369584
>you reach the border of sweden and the guard comes up to the party with a clipboard
"Hurdy gurdy birdy passbook awurli snurd bork bork bork"
>>47369655
shota means the boy is young, doesn't mean he has to be underage legally speaking
>>47369665
A snorvenjarvenskuellen bork hradssen to you too sir.
>>47369719
Anon, I've read my share of straight shota. It means underage.
>>47369665
>>47369725
I would thoroughly enjoy a campaign like this
>This thread
>>47369305
Englishwoman tend to go wild in the wilds.
>>47369080
I've always wondered if all the /pol/ we get here are actually sjw cucks who act like douches so people have a pretty existing bias to right wing thinking?
>>47370031
>English"women"
>>47369281
>$600
>for a whore
Haha. Wait, you're serious?
>>47370142
I think you're giving /pol/ too much credit
>>47370205
Did you read the post, anon?
>>47370142
>>47370335
Oops read that backwards. Slightly more likely, but still doubtful.
>>47369876
My sides
fukken save'd
>>47370142
It's not even that we get that much /pol/, it's just that when we do, there's always some butthurt autist who is incapable of accepting opinions other than his own that shows up and shits all over the thread instead of letting it go. Which is unsurprising, considering the fact that "some butthurt autist who is incapable of accepting opinions other than his own" describes a good 25-40% of the board. Couple that with the fact that /pol/acks hate being "censored" and you have a recipe for derailment.
>>47365254
Prudish societies aren't universal, and PCs are considered to be above the norm, especially bards. Why are you projecting your cultural background to fantasy settings?
Source: Someone that had pretty fun times in Africa before AIDS became a thing.
>>47369449
Fuck, that's rough
>>47370818
>Prudish societies aren't universal
>Source: Someone that had pretty fun times in Africa before AIDS became a thing.
Africa didn't need AIDS to be shit. It's a general rule, proven time and again by history, that the most succesful and pioneering societies are the one best capable of suppressing (especially female) sexuality. The correlation between countries that allow polygamy and shitholes is uncanny. And when you realize that according to some, polygamy is the next gay marriage, there's reason to worry.
>Why are you projecting your cultural background to fantasy settings?
Good question. Why would I project my European cultural background on a pseudo-European setting?
>>47371205
>that the most succesful and pioneering societies are the one best capable of suppressing (especially female) sexuality.
You mean like the Middle East and Africa, where they literally cut off their clits and have national media broadcasts on how you should beat your wife?
>>47371291
You mean those regions of the world that are polygamous and where you're not a real man unless you fuck four women at once?
>and have national media broadcasts on how you should beat your wife
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>>47371379
Nigger I wasn't even talking about polygamy, I'm talking about your notion that suppressing human sexuality is somehow going to create a strong and fruitful society.
>>47371430
When you demonize sex, people's knowledge on sexual etiquette goes batshit insane because they have no way to learn about it.
This results in people who do not understand the concept of "rape is wrong".
>>47369734
Just like loli, it's all about appearance.
>This thread
...I just came here to talk about groping barmaid titties...
>>47371456
>Rapefugees rape because they're literally retarded about sex
>Not because the Qu'ran labels unbelievers as the worst of creatures
With that kind of mental gymnastics you wouldn't look out of place at the olympics.
>>47371602
Most of the refugees are coming from societies that casually rape and dominate women that show even the vaguest sense of affection and support towards them, which most white women do because our society isn't barbaric.
You honestly think this is an issue with religion? Their religion reinforces cultural attitudes towards sex and women that have gone on *way* before they think about religion.
When Jamal's pumping into a Swedish girl in a Malmö alleyway, he isn't thinking "yes, I am conquering a kaffir, praise Allah!" He is thinking, "this woman smiled at me and actually talked to me at that bus station, such a slut! She didnt even have a male guardian with her, she's practically begging for it!"
>>47371674
>You honestly think this is an issue with religion?
Yes, like essentially all problems with the Middle-East are.
>>47371674
>Most of the refugees are coming from societies that casually rape and dominate women
Do you know what incredible shit you are in if you rape another man's woman in one of those countries?
>You honestly think this is an issue with religion?
Yes, I honestly believe that ethical belief systems that brand a group superior to others and downright offers explicit permission to rape the wives of unbelievers can affect the attitudes of its followers towards rape.
>When Jamal's pumping into a Swedish girl in a Malmö alleyway, he isn't thinking "yes, I am conquering a kaffir, praise Allah!"
He isn't?
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/12/12/world/meast/isis-justification-female-slaves/
>Much of the pamphlet talks about ISIS' policy on having sexual intercourse with a female slave, something that the group cites the Quran to justify.
But please, go ahead and tell me how much better you understand Islam than the Muslims who fight and die in its name.
>>47371791
>Yes, like essentially all problems with the world are.
FTFY
>>47371813
You seem to be confusing the views of terrorist with those running from them.
>>47371932
>You seem to be confusing the views of terrorist with those running from them.
Nah, I seem to be confusing the views of Muslims with those of Muslims
>>47371932
Refugees aren't "running from" terrorists, they're realizing that they can get free shit and be taken care of if they pile up at the border of other countries. The grand majority are terrorist or terrorist sympathizers to begin with.
Here's a fun thought experiment; Find a single muslim on the PLANET who is not capable of being radicalized by the death of someone they know.
>>47371971
>Here's a fun thought experiment; Find a single person on the PLANET who is not capable of being radicalized by the death of someone they know.
>>47371932
Most of those fuckers aren't even Syrian, and even the Syrians were out of ISISland when they hit Turkey.
The ones spilling into Europe aren't refugees, they're parasites looking to exploit welfare and live an easy life at the native's expense. Every single one of them.
>>47372016
Last I checked, people from other parts of the world and other religions don't turn into violent extremists when their college friend or their cousin is killed because they went off and fight a religious war.
Islam is the only religion where every member has a point at which "Journey to the holy land and fight the jihad against the infidels" becomes a good idea to them. They all have a point, it's just a matter of what it would take to push them there. Maybe it's the death of their college roommate who went off to fight? Or maybe it's their parents dying in a bombing? There's always something.
Yet, there's no such thing in other religions or cultures.
>>47372050
I should point out that it doesn't necessarily have to be someone close to them dying. Every Muslim has a radicalization point, and for some it's as simple as fucking drawing a picture of Mohammed or making fun of their god.
>>47371932
Yes, because when you open up your borders and go "ok, real refugees only, you guys," only true refugees in need will come in. It's not like there's been any people who have come as a refugee who has ties to terrorist organizations or who openly spew hatred. None at all. They all good buys, they din do nuffin.
It's not like there people who have come to Europe and actually hopped around, looking for the country with the best benefits. Remember that drowned kid that everybody was talking about a few years back? Yeah, the family wasn't coming to Europe to fleeing a war, they were coming for free dental. The kid is dead, because his dad wanted to get his teeth fixed and figured Europeans should pay for it.
>>47371953
ALRIGHT SO I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK THIS
DEAR LIBFAGGOTS:
EXPLAIN TO ME THIS SHIT.
YOU GET BUTTMAD AT ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT WOMEN ARE INHERENTLY INFERIOR TO MEN. YET, YOU ALSO TELL ME THAT ISLAM IS OKAY AND THAT MOST MUSLIMS ARE GOOD PEOPLE. ????
??????????
????????????????????????????
LIBFAGS?
HELLO?
R U THERE?
ANYONE AT HOME IN THAT SKULL?
>>47372050
>Last I checked, people from other parts of the world and other religions don't turn into violent extremists when their college friend or their cousin is killed because they went off and fight a war.
Have you never been to ireland?
>>47372080
> Yeah, the family wasn't coming to Europe to fleeing a war, they were coming for free dental.
Considering the Muslim extremists beat his teeth out in the first place? I think that falls under #1 there. Seriously, that's where the Dental stuff comes in. He was tortured and his teeth beaten and broken.
>>47372106
Ireland is a fucking tourist spot, they're not fighting a war.
>>47372080
There's a reason that when the Pope made a big deal of taking 12 refugees into Rome, he only took children and a few women.
Because they didn't want to risk one of those 12 showing up in the news for having raped a local, or shooting up an airport.
>>47372102
Ah, well you've got to account for the fact that some Liberals are also retarded, just like everyone else.
>>47365778
>go back to /d/ ND :c
But it's more interesting here, at least when this thread was about turning PCs into Busty Barmaids...
>>47368944
>Shitposters determined to post smut on /tg/ instead of the boards smut belongs on
Better than /pol/ making an App Game Movie into their Schindler's List...
>>47369369
>>thread about busty wenches
>>turns into a /pol/ thread
>absolutely cancer
Post Busty Bar Wenches, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
>>47372198
I haven't got any wenches, sadly. Mind supplying them?
>>47372126
Turkish extremists? The family had been living in Turkey for years.
>>47365461
It's an awesome idea. Pretty autistic but it's still awesome but like other people have been saying no need to go full retard and learn the language, unless you want to.
>>47372244