>The merfolk are boarding the ship and the crew is hard pressed to drive them back
>"I cast fireball on the merfolk"
>Almost the ENTIRE crew is fighting the merfolk, captain and first mate included
>"They are hardy boys, they should be able to take it"
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Has your players done some dumb shit recently?
>>47342530
>not "kwispy.jpg"
>Party sets up a sting, as supercops, to offload a dead clone of a partymember to fak etheir death, to remove some enemies hassling them
>Party is paid in a hockey bag full of super-space-cocaine
>party get stung by mundie cops/FBI equivelant, and are getting closed in on, dozens of cruisers
"Quick! Shove the bag under the seat! They cant find it!"
>A HOCKEY BAG
>FULL
>under a car seat
>>47342530
I had a sorcerer cast poison spray on a gargoyle once
>>47342530
>First time playing mage
:last standing after a giant spider attack
>all out of damaging spells
>cast sleep at the spiders
>>47342639
You could have stopped at "I had a sorcerer cast poison spray"
>>47342610
god nothing gets me more worked up as a DM then my players trying to do something fucking stupid that just straight up is impossible but they're all stubborn retards and just bitch and moan about how "we should totally be able to stuff the 6'8 300lb half orc in this trash can, what do you mean he doesn't fit? well, lets cut him in half. What do you mean you can't cut him in half in under three seconds? Yes we know the guards are on the other side of the door about to enter the room, we can cut him in half really quietly with my dagger abloo bloo bloo"
>>47342530
Fun fact: old timey botes are super flammable. Something about how they make things watertight with pitch. Unless some asshole has it enchanted to not catch fire, it will burn quite well.
>Use Grease to lube up the ol' shitters for when pit fiends rape your party
>>47342868
You could have stopped at "I had a sorcerer"
>>47342530
>Party is fighting in a library that's been trashed with books strewn everywhere
>Everyone agrees not to use fire spells because the whole place is a deathtrap
>Two turns into combat, Druid casts Flame Seed
>Everyone looks around at each other
>"Uhh, you sure you want to do that?
>"Yeah, of course."
>Building explodes into a fiery inferno
>"Oh shit, I forgot about that."
>>47343440
You could have stopped at 'I'
>>47343637
You could have stopped
>>47343650
>(You)
>>47343669I cant tell if you're implying samefag or shortening the phrase
