>It's a Red dragon encounter
>he spits fire
>it's lyrical fire
>Player: ''I perceive the dragon''
>DM:''You notice he is about to drop the most lit rhymes of 1491 DR''
>you have to survive the dragon's shitty mixtape
I bet he only speaks in ebonics too.
>>47337267
I could see this working in a viking setting, with flyting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flyting
>>47337280
>YEAR THIS ONE
>not being fluent in AAVE
Fo' realz?
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>>47337267
>He says he is gonna spit fire hot rhymes
>It's just vaporwave because it's cold outside.
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>>47337267
>All-Bard party
>Final boss is a band of Dragons
>Challenge the party to a rock-off
>Battle ends in a tie
>Red dragon guitarist decides to 1v1 the lead guitarist of the group
>Whoever can play the Song of the Steel God without being consumed by his righteous flames is crowned victor
>The Song of the Steel God is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
>>47337280
Yo yo, I'm a dragon and I'm here to say
That I'm redder than the rouge of my soubriquet
And my flame is the second hottest thing in this cave,
After my rhymes that the dragonborn bitches all crave
Now the cleric in your party is a humongous faggot,
Chain shirt hanging so low his shitty Strength score drags it
And your rogue is a slut, I saw her suck off some orcs,
She sticks those green goblin goodies in like potion bottle corks!
Your fighter's a wimp who runs away from a fight,
The biggest monster he's slain was his own mother last night
And the bard might as well be wearing nothing but pink,
I bet he took the extra feat you get from being a twink
Now I've schooled you all in ways that must have seemed quite parental
Since the way your dads buttfucked you as kids is why you're all mental
Crazy enough to come and face the Reptilianaire,
Let alone the fact that you all came in my lair
Let me tell you if you thought a dragon dildo would sting,
pull your kilts up and get ready for the real live thing
>>47341881
Don't you mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSgoefp8Ol0
>>47343717
>starting your rap with "...and i'm here to say"
what is this 1983. weak
>>47337267
>Player: ''I perceive the dragon''
>DM:''You notice he isn't a rapper"
>>47343717
>Yo yo, I'm a dragon and I'm here to say
I never thought I'd have to use #stopwhitepeople2016 unironically. You're better than that, don't come here with that weak shit ever again.the rest is okay
I counter with my own rhymes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VseXdgy5tcY
>Encounter a giant reptile that spits hot fire
>"First of all, I'm not a dragon"
>>47344185
Thank you.
>>47343717
>Let me tell you if you thought a dragon dildo would sting,
>pull your kilts up and get ready for the real live thing
NOICE
>>47341881
aren't red dragons immune to fire?
cheating chromatic dragons...
> dragons lair is eight miles away from town
>>47344622
>tfw we will never hear the sick rap that Slim Shady put out in the early 2000s
>tfw his rap has gone to shit after the Eminem show
The only more-or-less popular white rapper I respected, and he just had to go down the shitter. Such a shame.
>>47348559
The only reason he is well known is cause he got the same people as NWA backing him. Good white rappers have the same backing as good black rappers(none)and you have to find them the hard way.
>>47348559
Rap God is actually pretty good though.
>>47348632
I dunno, man, if I had to tier his songs, it would probably go something like this:
1. Stan
2. My Name Is
3. Without Me
4. Some of his 2000s stuff (Ass Like That, Cleaning Out The Closet, Lose Yourself etc.)
5. Some of his Infinity album stuff
6. Everything else.
Slim was at his best when he was a cheeky self-aware cunt.
>>47348632
I'm not even that into rap and I genuinely enjoy Rap God
Is this the most /tg/ hip-hop album of all time?
>>47348704
No, but it's really good nonetheless.
>>47348671
>1. Stan
Those are somepatriciantastes you got there, mate-o.
>>47337267
>rapping
>not limericks
There once was a faggot called OP,
He sucked many dicks like a slob,
He thought rap was good,
But he was a fruit,
A prancing la-la homo fop.
>>47348852
>>47337267
Once in this red dragon's lair
I found a reptile in my hair
Though he spit slick
his hick shtick limp dick
against me had nary a prayer
>>47338403
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Flyting_of_Dumbar_and_Kennedie
>The insults are graphic and personal, and were not necessarily arbitrary. Dunbar characterises Kennedy as speaking a barbarous Highland dialect, as being physically hideous and withered like a sort of living memento mori, as being poor and hungry, and of having intercourse with mares. Kennedy, by contrast, suggests that Dunbar was descended from Beelzebub, is a dwarf, and has no control of his bowel movements (to the point of almost sinking a ship in which he is travelling). Both cast doubt on the other's poetic skill; Kennedy states that while he ascends Mount Parnassus to drink of the insiprational waters of the Castalian Spring, Dunbar goes "in Marche or Februere" to a farm pond and drinks the frogspawn.
medieval rap battles were fucking savage holy shit
>>47349801
>drinks the frogspawn
Ice. Cold.
>>47348852
That's not a limerick
>>47337267
Skyrim in a nutshell
>>47350091
>Didn't have microscopes yet
>Somehow knew that sperm looked like tadpoles.
>Implied his opponent swallows.
That's fire.
>>47347371
IT'S IRON FLAMES
>>47344622
>lol witey u so stoopid, u gots ta feel da jungle rithims in yo soul
>s m h, t b h, f a m
Mr. Dragon...
I see you tryna cast some magic past your lyrical station
So let me bring down the Wish to your Prestidigitation
Your rhymes may be fast but they can't touch me
I got the highest AC in the whole industry
If you're trying to test me, you should just leave
I slay so much pussy, I had take Great Cleave
Your bitch is still at -1 from when I hit it and quit it
If you ask her why she came, she'll say
"A wizard did it!"
COUNTERSONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHYwprmWMfY
>>47350769
That is amazing
