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>>47326721
>>47334539
You're awesome Digger. Was reading that with my Kamen Rider OST collection.
Have you ever used your powers for something petty?
>>47335697
Varies on how you play it. Are you important to Alester's keikaku? Are you just some random fucking scientist?
You're in huge fucking trouble if you piss off the bigger bad's; the universe will be destroyed and recreated around you to fuck you up as hard as possible.
That said, you're liable to never fucking see any of the shit that people talk about in here with raildex unless you poke it because you're an extra-dimentional horror yourself who only keeps jumping on the ever greater promise of more power and increasingly thrilling times.
>>47335871
Constantly.
Jumper, what's the cliché sentence you just can't stop using?
soon
>>47335916
We're the same you and I.
>>47335871
I am not a nice man.
>>47335871
Jumped into DMC after Harry Potter.
I was mandated from then onwards to be as petty with my abilities as possible when shit isn't getting real. Which happens surprisingly often now that I think about it...
>>47335916
> "Sooooo, you're probably not going to believe this, but-"
Urgh, the number of times I've had to say that.
In reply to >>47335745
Touhou gets wanked because, despite potentially being one of the light hearted settings (as long as you don't take the 'serious' drawback), most of the characters have absurd bullshit abilities.
There is someone who can easily stop time and warp space. She works as a maid. For a vampire who can manipulate Fate, and whose little sister can destroy anything physical.
The main protagonist, Reimu, can selectively phase out of reality. Not just space, reality as a whole.
The big powerhouse of the setting, Yukari Yakumo, has Border Manipulation. That is, manipulating things that relate to borders. Including concepts. This give her borderline omnipotence.
The reason they use spell card rules and do friendly matches is that they're basically in a small pocket world, and having all the super-powerful beings (especially that one bird girl with nuclear sun powers) go on all-out fights would kind of reduce it to a barren wasteland. Hence the drawback for it saying as much.
>>47335916
FOOLED YOU! I WASN'T PRETENDING AT ALL!
>>47335879
So, kind of like Dresden and Cthulhu? We see all the crazy shit because the MCs go chasing it, but the average person just has a slightly higher mortality rate and never notices half the madness?
>>47335941
That's fucked up man, it's not the waiter's fault the soup was sub par, that's the chef's fault.
>>47335928
RAGE!!!
>>47335961
>The big powerhouse of the setting
There are things like nigh-omnipotent dragon gods above her.
>>47335961
>Borderline omnipotence
Yeah, no. She can't affect things or beings of a certain power level higher then herself. That's why she can't affect the moon or it's residents with her power or the god's shrine. Stop wanking her.
>>47335916
"Well, I'm not exactly human."
>>47335961
>The reason they use spell card rules and do friendly matches is that they're basically in a small pocket world, and having all the super-powerful beings (especially that one bird girl with nuclear sun powers) go on all-out fights would kind of reduce it to a barren wasteland. Hence the drawback for it saying as much.
It was also Reimu's way of levelling the playing field for all of Gensokyo's residents.
>>47335973
I was being merciful to the waiter, you do NOT want to see what happened to the chef.
>>47335916
"The moment I joined the fight, you lost."
>>47335739
So, I had researched that stuff when I was making the jump.
Got the nice clean weight of 2K tons for the train, with the actual size and stuff being noted but considered an afterthought, even though the weight was gotten from them.
What I'm saying here is you're not gonna get an answer for a while because I am garbage at googling things I had already found before.
>>47335981
I still have a, "No Genocide," rule, but there is nothing in there about species wide curses...
>>47335871
Occasionally use legion voice in normal conversations just to screw with people.
>>47335916
"If I dont know what I am doing then they sure as hell dont."
>>47335981
Huh?
>>47335928
Oh, neat.
>>47335981
I wonder if Kender can be trained with electric shocks. It's a good megaproject, don't you think?
>>47335871
All the time. Especially when it would be amusing.
>>47335916
"It's not what it looks like!"
>>47335928
I know I should be sleeping but I just have to ask
Will Draconians be a thing?
I want them to be a thing.
>>47336079
>"It's not what it looks like!"
"It's exactly what it looks like."
>>47336098
Only sometimes.
>>47335916
"Do NOT bully the robots."
>>47335871
I once tortured a man to the point where he thanked me for the opportunity to kill himself because he was mean to a monkey
>>47335916
there's good news and there is bad news.
>>47335871
I blew a thousand cp on real eater to change the aesthetics of other options I buy.
>>47335916>No, [name here], you are the demons.
>>47336027
You should place the curses on random objects designed to trigger the kenders thief instincts.
Possibly with a warning label of "Shiny object do not steal'.
>>47336090Dragon Rider (600 – Discount Drop In): Throughout history, dragons and humanoids have formed formidable fighting partnerships. By selecting this option. . .Draconian (var.): Draconians are the youngest of Krynns races. Created a few years before The War of the Lance by the Dark Queen Takhisis and her followers. . .
>>47336138
So what else is new.
>>47335916
I say "Hey!" and "Listen!" a lot, like a certain annoying fairy. It started out as a jokey answer to drawbacks that'd force you to say a catchphrase or something, but then I ended up using it a fair bit even without those drawbacks.
It tends to piss off my companions.
The wording also tends to vary, but I tend to use some variation of the whole "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" bit a fair amount.
I feel like it's fair to give people a warning, y'know?
>>47335981
I think there might actually be Kender in certain parts of Ravenloft. I might be wrong, though.
Every time I imagine myself meeting one in that setting, it usually ends with me crying while the Kender acts like an unapologetic little shit.
That was back before I was a gigantic asshole, so my companions would probably even feel bad for me!
...
God, it'll be so fun to just murder those things en mass, don't you think?
>>47335871
I've used shapeshifting powers just so I could go trick or treating again.
I never did have the heart to tell them it wasn't a costume.
>>47336197
his neck is fucking terrifying, which is sad considering how beautiful that movie is
>>47336196
>I think there might actually be Kender in certain parts of Ravenloft. I might be wrong, though.
Would certainly fit Ravenloft's reputation for being one of the worst places to be.
>>47336221
Could even say he looks kinda snake-y.
>>47335871
Portals, to drop things on people or drop people into things.
Never gets old.
>>47335916
We try to avoid cliches, but we do keep a tally of opponents who use them.
So far "What are you?! You're not human!" is in the lead, narrowly overtaking "I'll show you the power of my determination!".
>>47335928
...oh boy.
>>47335961
You're not wrong about most of it but-geeze, people really need to give stop exaggerating Yukari's power.
>>47335981
...wow.
You know, I'd never understood why these things were so hated. Not a big D&D fan
But now.
I am enlightened.
>>47336196
Actually we're genuinely curious what they taste like if so many races want to eat them.
>>47336011
And...time to ask the big question.
How do you think SMT 1's YHVH would react to knowledge of the existence of multiverses beyond the ones he created which he didn't know about, which are completely outside his control and some of which have no gods in them at all?
>>47336221
>>47335928
Fuck you, it's my magic, not yours, mine.
>>47336164>Dragon RidingSilly anon I'm already a dragon...That'll be for my other non-dragon companions to use...I need a rider just in case things get hotYes this is gud. This jump is already 11/10
>>47336196
I'd... Advise against trying to kill off the Kender. There's a reason those fuckers are still alive, and it's not plot armor. Not alone, at any rate.
Every last one of them is a PC. The entire species has been having level-appropriate encounters since they were children, and never, ever stop. They're an entire civilization of murderhobos, minus the murder part.
Don't make them add it.
>>47335981
Kender sounds like the best grounds to experiment on a line curse. See whether you can curse them with a sense of morality.
>>47336240
>people really need to give stop exaggerating Yukari's power.
They never will - because here's the thing.
It's a reward for an objective in that jump, which means people can get it. And if they can get it, they want it to be as strong as possible.
>>47335981
So, I've always just thought of them as thieves elves or something, since I never actually read a book with them in it.
Just wanted to say they really do deserve their bad rep. Even look like shits.
>>47336292
>every last one of them is a PC
... Fat, greasy, Cheeto-stained neckbeard wot enjoys a lolrandumb playstyle?
Fuck that makes more sense than it should.
>>47336333
Yep. That's why the fluff treats all of them like special snowflakes. Because they're an entire race of That Guys.
>>47335981
I must note, I do like the idea of unleashing a mutagenic virus upon an unsuspecting population, and I can't think of a better one to try it on.
>>47336298
they have one they just don't have any concept of property ownership
>>47336298
Wouldn't trying to curse them with a sense of manners work better?
>>47336358
If that were the case they wouldn't be taking everyone's shit.
>>47336367
Then they'll just be smiling while they steal your shit. No thank you. I'd rather give them what people consider to be a proper sense of right and wrong.
>>47336240
His wrath and ambition will be nothing short of divine.
>>47336371
that's exactly what I said though isn't it? There taking everyone's things because they don't know things belong to people but they are not malevolent
>>47336292
Wait, so-they're basically an entire race of Belkars?
Also that's perfectly fine, all that exercise probably means the quality of meat will be pretty good, albeit gamey and tough to chew. Hmm. Probably have strong bones tendons too, so those'll make for a hearty broth. Dangit, if only we'd kept some soma to use as a spice for roasts and stirfries.
>>47336298
Wouldn't it be more efficient to curse them with a panic attack-inducing phobia for pockets, doors, backpacks and treasure chests? A lot of negative reinforcement and misunderstandings with the law from blundered attempts at "borrowing" things and that ought to weed those proclivities out through natural selection.
>>47336374
>Our dad is going to freak
Whelp.
>>47336371
A race-wide curse where if they touch something that is of someone else's property, they get zapped.
Zap increases in intensity the longer they hold the thing that isn't theirs.
>>47335871
I regularly use alchohol tolerance and infinite stomach perks to win drinking and eating competitions.
>>47335916
I have regularly given people some variant of the World of Cardboard speech.
>>47336437
So, he's basically going to be trying to pull a You on the multiverse.
You ruined everything again.
>>47335995
Please state your source, because as far as I've read in her profile and seen in the official manga and games none of what you mentioned pings.
Firstly, there is something you need to parse:
>Imperishable Night - Manual: The danger and potency of the power to manipulate boundaries is beyond imagination. It's something that can only be controlled by those who are able to withstand its stress, or some weirdo youkai like Yukari.
That was a direct quote from the I.N. Manual, Yukari is in fact, fucking powerful, in fact she could be counted much like Yuuka, as an outlier.
Her limitations seem largely related to distance and while yes, there are those more powerful than her, they are on the level of Watatsuki no Toyohime, who quite frankly, is bullshit even for Touhou.
The Lunar Princess can manipulate the Boundary between the Scientific and Fantastic versions of the Moon and the Mountains and Sea. She's a perfect counter to Yukari's own Boundary Manipulation on top of that bullshit fan of hers.
Source on the Lunar Princess: Symposium of Post-mysticism/Interview
Exact quote:
> Toyohime has "the ability to connect mountains and seas", which is an ability to move anywhere she likes. Most importantly, she can move between the Lunar Capital and Earth, with Gensokyo being the "mountain" and the moon being the "sea".
If you dislike Touhou and the fandom, fine by all means, continue on good sir, I won't begrudge you. Even I think that they can go way too far at times, however, stating counter-arguments like that without backing them up, is a little iffy to me boss.
By the way:
> http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo
Her full profile.
What are some good Perks to give me access to teleportation portals? I don't know if anyone's ever read Mark Waid's Irredeemable, but I want to get to the level of Qubit from that. Would portals along with aperture tech from Portal and considerable science, smarts and inventing Perks be good enough to make me a God of portals ?
>>47336371
You don't own the things you claim to own. It's not your shit just because you claim it's yours. You only have the gall to call it as yours because you think you're strong enough to stop other people from using it if they ever wanted to.
>>47336487
Oh god, a first-year philosophy student.
>>47336437
>Wouldn't it be more efficient ...
Probably, but efficiency for efficiency's sake ends up with no useful work and nothing doing anything ever in the entire universe.
Stagnation is no one's ally. Not even yours, despite what you may think.
>>47336371
>Then they'll just be smiling while they steal your shit. No thank you. I'd rather give them what people consider to be a proper sense of right and wrong.
Okay let me rephrase that. By manners I meant 'a realization that normal kender behavior makes them annoying rude hypocritical jerks'.
A sense of right and wrong only works if they give a damn about the 'this is wrong part'.
>>47335916
might not be cliché but
>"Bitch, I EAT people"
Is always there. Also,
>"It's not what it looks like !"
>>47336487
So then clearly there's nothing wrong with killing kender whenever you see them. They only claim to have ownership over their lives because they assume no one will takes them away. If you have the strength, you have the right to kill them all.
>>47336292
> The entire species has been [...]
... just so you know, I don't really "do" level-appropriate.
At best, I'm the Final Boss who swings in a couple times in the early game to kick the heroes around for a bit before finding something else to do. I'm Gades from Lufia. That's me on my vacation day.
If I am genuinely, seriously, legit trying to kill someone, there's not really anything that's off the table. Which means I'm not even fighting, because fighting is dumb, when I could be throwing viruses and poisons and turning the world into a nuclear hotzone.
It really doesn't matter if you can beat up one superscienced robot when I can field millions of them at a time.
My options are open!
"Fair" is just what people do when they're trying to have fun. But I don't really find fighting fun. Ergo, it won't be much of a fight.
Kender shouldn't mess with ME.
>>47336483
Doormaker from Worm. I have cirrhosis now.
>>47336517
No, someone who recognizes that if I'm strong enough to take something and kill anyone who tries to take it back, it was never theirs to begin with. You're only borrowing the things you say are yours from the rest of the universe until something bigger than you takes it back.
>>47336437
>Wouldn't it be more efficient to curse them with a panic attack-inducing phobia for pockets, doors, backpacks and treasure chests? A lot of negative reinforcement and misunderstandings with the law from blundered attempts at "borrowing" things and that ought to weed those proclivities out through natural selection.
Wasn't it that kleptomania that saved Reality at one point? Been a while since I read the books, but I remember the Kender stealing some artefact that would have been used to obliterate a god or something right when it was about to be used.
>>47336487
Oddly enough being a part of a civilization - something I'm sure you're unaware on how to do - means acknowledging certain things. Like boundaries, for example.
Because here's the thing, esé. Stealing money from someone because you think you're strong enough to claim it is going to get you shot like the dog you are.
>>47336483
Never read that.
Wakfu has Eliatropes, Shadow Ops has Portamancy, and Wormtake a drinkhas Doormaker and the Dimensional Breech Controller. All pretty good portal stuff.
>>47336487
The items belonging to me are mine because I was either given them freely, created them from raw material lawfully obtained or created ex nihilo, or exchanged goods or services for them.
Implying that I don't own my belongings further than my ability to defend them is like saying my life is mine to do as I please until someone with a gun decides what I should be doing for a living.
In short: No offense, but get bent.
>>47336483
I would suggest Doormaker from worm, Portamancy from Shadow Ops, and maybe Eliatrope from Wakfu. As for aperture tech, honestly the stuff is so disjointed that I have no clue.
>>47336551
Oh, so you're one of those fake-ass Darwinists instead.
>>47336572
You're being baited, bro.
This guy likely doesn't believe half the shit he's spewing right now, because if he earnestly did he'd likely be behind bars for trying to follow it.
>>47336547
>>47336571
What's the drinking game here? "Take a shot every time the right perk for something is in Worm"?
>>47336551
That's a stupid way to look at the universe and you don't even believe it's true yourself. If someone broke into your house, killed your dog, stole your shit and beat you senseless, you'd call the cops.
>>47336556
I refuse to recognize bad writing in novels as an excuse for an entire race of assholes. Otherwise Twilight would be wonderful and everyone would love Bella.
You know what? I'm going to take the 'you love Bella' drawback the next time I go to Twilight just to make a point. It doesn't have to be a love story, it just has to make sense.
>>47336461
It's almost like the entire point of the daunting task of a nonlethal takedown on most of demonkind-and the redemption of Adam-was to prove a point to dad about how his alternate universe avatar was right, and the New Testament is the Best Testament.
If only we had some sort of perk to make our employers more competant and generally better at making decisions like, say, the entire Morty perkline.
...
Oh wait!
>>47336483
Not sure who Qubit is but Eliatrope portals are pretty awesome once trained to their full potential
>>47336523
Hah! Sounds like someone's just not being efficient enough!
Stagnation's like heat, using it improperly means you deserved to get burned. Plenty of things you take for granted would go wrong if you had none of it. And it's only one facet of order and stasis.
>>47336556
Admittedly it's been a while for me too. I dunno.
>>47336544
High five! Fair fights are for people who don't know how to parry, dodge and stunlock!
>>47336162
I think I'll make the curse give them all glowing, artificial Stand like entities, that loudly narrate their every action in song.
They'll like it at first, until they realize that it does not get quiet when they need to avoid notice, or share their view of what the truth is, and will answer any questions directed to it to the best of it's ability.
I'll make it look like a little flame...
Heh heh heh heh heh...
>>47336613
Take a short when pretty much anything from Worm is brought up. The perks are the ones that come up least.
>>47336615
Heat is just useful energy in action. Sure, it can be misused, but stagnation means that it doesn't get used at all.
>>47336601
Yeah, I noticed, there is almost no one on the planet who really acts the way they do when they're busy being a tough guy on the internet. But hey, free speech, et cetera, blah blah, and liberty and justice for all. :D
Can someone tell me about how big the Light of Terra is, as a starship? I know its somewhere in all the pages, but I can't seem to find it.
>>47336564
Then I kill and eat them and everything they ever loved, and torture their existence as a concept until the end of time. I'm morally right to do so as well, because I'm strong enough to do so and no one can stop me, because fuck you, if you can't do shit to me, don't start shit.
>>47336613
Take a drink every time Worm is brought up, because it has an answer for fucking everything.
The powers get the most talk, but the perks are pretty amazing too.
>>47336622
. . . this is pure genius. I don't know what house you were in but take a hundred points, you magnificent anon.
>>47336644
We're talking about jumpchain though, and the greater multiverse, not real life.
>>47336649
Between 16 and 32 kilometers.
>>47336650
[Condescending Sarcasm] Watch out, we got a badass over here [/Condescending Sarcasm]
>>47336613
Overused meme that some people cling to. Any time someone even mentions worm in passing you'll be sure to find one of these idiots, even if the series hasn't been mentioned in weeks.
>>47336649
It isn't actually in any of the pages as far as I am aware. I think it's 16-30something km.
>>47336662
Why should I exercise with a different morality here than I use in my every day life? I'm seriously very curious.
>>47336679
Because other moralities aren't realistically enforceable or practical in real life where they potentially would be after any number of jumps jumps, and said moralities may actually be more practical/convenient/relevant with significantly greater power and an appreciation for the potential danger that the rest of the universe/multiverse holds in store for you and everyone else. You know, like doom.
>>47336529
>>47335916
I too am a fan of bitch i eat people usually before lunch
>>47336657
Ravenclaw, sir!
Cunning is the mark of a fox, after all.
>>47336679
Because being a multidimensional god and not flexing your power entirely for your own benefit at the expense of literally everybody else everywhere means you're wasting your chain?
I dunno. I don't get that logic anytime someone brings it up unless they're being deliberately dickish against someone in discussion, or talking from an In-Character point-of-viewwhich I'm also tempted to say is the former, mostly as someone can be as huge a dick as they please and then go 'oh sorry I was in-character you can't handle it.'
>>47336786
uuuh isn't cunning slytherins thing?
>>47336818
Nah, you're thinking of ambition.
Sadly much of Slytherin is dumb as a bag of rocks.
>>47336818
I thought that's ambition, and I really don't have any of that. I'd feather hang out with a bunch of egg heads. My puns are for the birds.
>>47336818
Theorically. In practice, Slytherin is just the Tory house.
>>47336679
Exercising a different morality than the one you do in real life isn't the same thing as just up and switching your morality out for a different one; I can say one thing and do another until it's within my means to act as is my personal will. Nothing's stopping me from killing people at random if I'm a planet buster after all. If they could, that's what I'd call, 'having the means to protect yourself' and 'having the means to bring harm to those that would do you harm' after all.
>>47336679
OOC: I think anon is just roleplaying his jumper's personality traits? At least, I hope so.
>>47336788
I just wanted to make clear, for the record-all the weird stasis shit I blabber about as ASA is not meant to reflect my own opinions. I had hoped using a shounen villain as my jumper's primary avatar would have made that obvious but if you are who I think you are I understand if you have reason to doubt me, even if s a bit frustrating for me too. And to. which I can honestly say I've never knowingly started shit here with anyone out of pure malice.
>>47336644
IC: Do you not rely on stagnation in a limit form to refrigerate your food, keep up to date with society and enable the very conditions that allowed organic life to develop rather than be vaporised by solar radiation? Stagnation is at least as much a natural part of the universe as growth is!
>>47336891
>I had hoped using a shounen villain as my jumper's primary avatar would have made that obvious
I thought it was because of the obnoxiously derpy face. Really, it makes me cringe every time I see that blank stare.
>>47336571
>>47336588
I think both I'll be talking both Portamancy and eliatrope, They'll serve me well and there's not too many other Perks I really want from those jumps. Can't say the same for worm on the other hand, but I'm going to hold off on jumping worm for a little while.
>>47336951
Are you perhaps a child?
>>47336788
>How dare people play characters in their imagination! Your rights end where my feelings begin!
>>47336960
Does it have to be specifically portals?
>>47336650
You're boring.
>>47337002
>having to hide your bullshit behind "it was just my character bro why you gotta be mad bro."
I'm going to assume you mask being an asshole with "just a prank bro"?
>>47337004
Not necessarily, why what were you thinking of ?
>>47337049
>Getting so offended by someone playing an evil character in a game that you develop a hateboner on the level of the anti-Red shitposter and whine about them constantly, taking any opportunity to 'cleverly' shittalk them.
You're the one full of bullshit, mate.
>>47335871
There are people who don't?
>>47335916
So many other good ones have been said but here are a few from me. Some are puns.
"In the name of Justice I shall punish you!"
"Stop! In the name of Love!"
"I'm getting all fired up" *proceeds to use pyromancy*
"What's the worst that could happen?"
"What possible danger could come from reading a book?"
"Just trust me"
"I have a bad feeling about this"
And many more
>>47336197
I approve
>>47336848
>>47336859
Slytherin is SUPPOSED to be Cunning and Ambition. Ravenclaw is supposed to be a hunger for knowledge.
But In-universe Slytherin is mostly for inbred idiots now.
>>47337067
>whine about them constantly
Laaawd jesus save me, the fact that I've never mentioned this shit for 800+ threads and you're whining about me somehow spamming it constantly loses you all credibility.
It's funny you bring up the anti-Red shitposter, because your defense of the guywhen I've actually talked shit out with him and we've settled our differencesis really reminiscent of EXACTLY said shitposter.
Alright knock it off you two.
Alright, everyone, shitstorm time. You know the drill. Put on your safety glasses and take cover in the bunkers.
>>47337139
Dude.
It's not a shitstorm, it's two people throwing shit at each other, and judging by his hyperbole and overdramatic tone I really should not be engaging.
>>47337114
You must have a short memory anon, because this is far from the first time you've taken your little potshots.
>Settled our differences.
See, if you had, then you wouldn't be complaining at him in the thread. Yet you are. If you ever did apologize, I think it was less than sincere.
>>47337114
Third party jumping in, as well as the original asshole and the cause of this argument; do neither of you have any amount of self awareness?
So when's the best time to reveal you've had hidden cameras trained on everything these smuglords were up to, and then force Slinky Dress Aizen to watch as everything she was aiming for falls apart.
Ignoring the shitstorm that's occurring, what's the best way to combat speedsters while still remaining relatively Badass normal ?
>>47337160
I wasn't mentioning the guy at all, and drawing from experience in a campaign where a bro needed to be kicked out because of just that kind of dickishness, which is what leads to my prejudice.
In short: No, I have no self-awareness, but you're right in that I need to stop engaging.
>>47337160
I'm fed up with anons like that causing petty in-fighting between thread personalities. Especially when they're taking unjustified high grounds. Like Mr. "No Engagement" over there.
>>47337206
Banana peels.
>>47337193
Edit it to look more like an Ice Cream truck and you've got a winning gif.
Also you do it when she tries to frame Yang for brutality,or right before they kill the cute robot.
Also hit on Slinky Dress Aizen and Ice Cream Girl.
Even though I have to spend my 10 years flirting with Blake due to the Joke my build is dedicated to.
>>47337243
God you are petty.
>>47337271
Not as petty as the anons nursing grudges.
How often do you break cover and reveal who you really are in the middle of a jump where you'd otherwise pretend to be normal?
>>47337193
Most satisfying time to reveal that is when she tries to frame Yang like >>47337254 says, yeah. Just assume direct control of the arena stuff like she'd do later.
Arguably best time to actually stop her is when she tries to attack the fall maiden.
>>47335928Kenders should be a drawback, same with Gully Dwarves.
>>47337254But it's literally an ice cream truck with the White Fang logo slapped on.Those other squares on the side are all ice cream listings - in short, the menu.
>>47337278
You're nursing one right now you doss cunt.
If nigga hasn't responded to you after disengaging, fucking drop it and stop being a massive faggot.
>>47337206
Precog... And >>47337251
>>47336951
I know, right? It's perfect!
>>47337193
Exactly 35 minutes ago after your plan has come to fruition
>slinky dress aizen
...man. One of these days I should actually give RWBY a shot but the stuff I heard about the dialogue has put me off
>>47337206
Vibe from Arrowverse's selling point is being able to predict high speed movements and counter 'em. Dune's mental skills, all manner of non-Naruto ninja training (Dr Mcninja, for example) and Premonition Precog from Raildex (which despite its' name, is not an actual supernatural ability) are other good examples of increasing mental processing and reaction times.
Now you just have to worry about your arm or internal organs being broken if they crash into you too fast.
>>47337291
Rarely, because explaining what we really are either tends to make people faint or say things like "Hold up, run that by me again-you're a WHAT?" and generally result in an awfully stunted conversation.
>>47337076
Which is why I went in as a muggleborn and out Slytherin'd them while making friends with other Houses.
>>47337298
That's true, but doesn't the attack happen within hours of or even concurrently to the Jumper's arrival?
It seems like it was about a year prior to the Dust Robbery.
How strong is Captain America? Asking because Pokemon gives a perk that makes you 'almost' as strong, but I've no clue how strong that is, beyond that it's 'pretty strong'.
>>47337206
Be a combat-trained speedster. It doesn't matter if they're faster than you are, as long as your increased reaction times and skill make up for it. See the last fight in Assassination Classroom to see what I'm talking about.
>>47337299
>Gully Dwarves
Wow. An entire species of retard hobo dwarves. Just when I thought I'd seen all the stupid shit they put into this.
>>47337343
>I went in as a muggleborn and out Slytherin'd them
>>47337383
Comics version is peak human: he can lift as much as the heaviest lifter, run as fast as the fastest runner, etc...
>>47337321
>4chan
>anyone dropping the argument
>where_do_you_think_you_are.imgur
>>47337383
Comics fluctuate in how strong he is - personally I'd go with http://marvelcinematicuniverse.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_America#Powers and wank to your taste.
>>47337291
I only break cover if I absolutely need to, if it's funny, it is part of a plan I have, or if I'm well and truly pissed the fuck off.
So not that often all things considered. To be perfectly frank, it happens most often because it amuses me to do so.
>>47337309
I'm used to a little thing on the top of the truck when I see an Ice Cream Truck.
>>47337340
RWBY isn't "Good", but it's very enjoyable in my subjective experience.
>>47337343
>Not Going Rich Pureblood Gryffindor and out Slytherining everyone, and screwing over all of Tom's plans, while turning him and his goals into a giant joke.
I spent the majority of 5th year using a cobbled together Projector to make images in the great hall, without using electricity, so that I could preform Music Shows. Just to infuriate Umbridge and the Death Eater Spawn.
I even made a video of "Be Prepared", with Tom as Scar, and Lucius and two other Death Eaters as the Hyenas.
>>47337383
In theory? Peak Human Ability. In everything. Due to the way the body works you can normally only acheive Peak Human Ability in one or two areas, but Cap is Peak Human in everything.
In Practice? Low to mid-tier Super Strength.
>>47337383
Comics say peak human, MCU is blatantly superhuman.
>>47336891
Answering question from last Thread:
Every rider has a different gimmick, the Switches are the gimmick for the rider called Fourze.
The Zodiarts switches turn people into constellation-themed monsters, and the Astroswitches allow people to either become kamen riders or otherwise gain new equipment.
They also power certain devices such as the Foodroids or the rider weapons Fourze gets.
>>47337376
Not really? It seemed to happen much later to me. But I'm not entirely sure on that.
>>47337193
I say don't even bother with the reveal. Yes, showing her that you've beaten her at her own game would be funny. But it would be even better if things just start falling apart for no reason that she can tell. She likes being in control, put her in a situation where she is completely powerless and doesn't even have anyone to blame for it.
>>47337441
Cinder has the fire abilities during the Dust Robbery, is the thing.
>>47337407
Didn't bother hiding who I was, I was leagues better than them at subtle protective charms and enchantments. Even manipulated Snape into treating all classes fairly.
Man was he pissed when he figured out what I did.
>>47337076
I totally forgot that!
I'll have to move cunning over to Ravenclaw, then. There's going to be some instability, what with wizard Hitler failing to take over magic Europe.
He'll be even less stable, constantly finding strangely untraceable letters addressed to Tom hidden about his personal effects. I'm still debating what to put in them...
Ha ha ha!
>>47337460
I thought she had the fire powers independently of the Maiden abilities, and becoming the Fall Maiden just strengthened them.
>>47337460
Well, yeah. But the Dust Robbery starts just before the school year.
It doesn't seem like her to wait almost a year to start using her powers.
>>47333025
I didn't? That was pretty early in my chain and my form is largely based around being a twilight 'vampire'.
I was smart enough to use a fucking gun, though. Volturi don't stand a chance against a barrett .50 cal.
>>47337495
She would've used them fighting the Fall Maiden then, but that fight was almost entirely her archery work.
After she drained about half of Amber's Aura, only then is she displayed wielding fire and using it to intimidate the White Fang.
>>47337495
Nope, fire powers seem to be Maiden-based.
>>47337479
Address them to "Tommy Jr." From "Your father, who is dead, thanks to you, you literal bastard"
>>47337537
>>47337524
I don't think so.
When she's using her half of the Maiden Powers one of her eyes gets that glowing aura, like the Maiden did in both eyes when she was using her powers.
She uses her fire powers without that aura.
>>47337554
She uses her fire powers with eye glowing and not glowing.
tl;dr Rooster Teeth can't into continuity.
>>47337538
>>47337554
Pic Related, since I decided to grab it.
>>47337578
Or that means her Fire Powers aren't Maiden related.
>>47337586
Glad I could help. Fucking with people is something I greatly enjoy.
I just ate Cinder's fire when she tried to roast me.
Black Cat Faunus not so weak now, huh bitch.
Guy asked more TES questions last thread.
Answers are no. Anyone who goes to TES can learn the magic. They might not be any good at it at all though or be naturally predisposed towards it.
>>47337607
...
The fuck is up with them faces.
>>47337601
On the other hand, thanks to the Dust Video, we know Dust can be used in various ways.
Her Clothes always glow when she uses Fire Powers. What if she has Red Dust or something sewn into her dress?
>>47337601
It's all a moot point anyway, since even if she had them beforehand, they were apparently too weak to be useful in the fight against the Fall Maiden.
>>47337639
I believe Ironwood actually hypothesizes that at some point. Which means that even if it isn't how she's doing it, there has to be a precedent for him to make that assumption from. It must be a known technology, thought probably not a common one. So I'm going to try to learn Dust weaving when I'm in RWBY, magic firebending dresses sound awesome.
>>47337607
Goddamn, I forgot how creepy the Sixth House was.
>>47337621
They're turning into cthulhu's. Eventually their face will invert a bit and they'll have a squid/anteater head.
>>47337669
>>47337639
Just rewatched the video
Weaving it into clothing is directly mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BJc7nrMnc4
>>47336649
It's a gloriana class battleship
>>47337621
Ash priests, man. Dagoth ur gives 'gifts' chaos spawn style
>>47337655
That's why I'm maintaining they're at least linked to the Fall Maiden powers - in every shot we've seen of pre-Amber's fight, we've seen nothing of her wielding them.
>>47337711
I honestly don't think they are directly related to the Maiden's Powers. The Maiden's powers might enhance them, but they aren't the source.
My thoughts on it are that after she got the Maiden Powers she allied with the White Fang. Who got her a very large source of Dust by stealing it from the Schnee Dust Company. Dust that she used in her dress.
>>47335916
"And nobody survived that night."
>>47335871
More often than I'd admit to.
>>47336657
What will you do now that you've sparked?Nobody nose.
>>47337193
Watch implies she has eyes or a brain left to process the sensory input. Or that I was fucking around and did not perform an immediate scry'ndie on her.
>>47337340
To go further on mental ability and processing speed beyond the above and APM Intensifies, there is the overlooked Symbiote. Assuming you go in as grey matter transfer you're always acting as if on Juice (40 times regular perception speed) and Berserker OS bumps it "around 600 times" to where every second is around 6 and a half hours. There are 86,400 seconds in a day. Reward at the end of the jump gives out symbiote level intelligence, that of an advanced bio-computer that solved multiple global issues in a night from the time and intelligence. Then stack on everything else.
>>47337733
You know, given that Dust is supposedly a geomantic substance (it's linked to the planet's energy flows, and doesn't work in space, thus explaining why Remnant hasn't had a mass exodus to escape the Grimm), I wonder what would happen if you used Alchemical or Alkahestric patterns in making a Dust-woven item. Those are all about focusing and directing the planet's energy flows, you could probably get some enhanced effects that way. Combine that with the book that teaches you to make Dust and you could make a cool magic system to teach to people. Distill the raw energy of the world into sold form, weave it into patterns, and manipulate the elements with it.
>>47336240
>We try to avoid cliches, but we do keep a tally of opponents who use them.
Reminds be of DBZ Abridged Freeza
https://youtu.be/ZTzOxQICJck?list=PL6EC7B047181AD013&t=169
>>47337601
>Fucking with people is something I greatly enjoy.
It is the most fun.
The most fun!I think I will let the plot otherwise progress, while mocking him for being unable to outwit a few helpless children. For the most part. I'll push and prod a few things for my own entertainment though.
>>47337343
Drop-in, so I can play the part of a scared little orphan. Or group of orphans, as the case may be.
>our faces when I even consider not importing my kids due to CP budgets
It'll be fun to approach Mcgonagall about Animagus Registration, acting like a nervous teenager. "Well, a friend of mine, miiiight be able to turn into a fox..."
Ha!
Generally play the helpless little girl.
Then, during the final battle, reveal eastern demon mode and slaughter Dick Eaters while yelling, "It was me Tommy! I sent the letters!"
Distract him while other people do plot things. Enjoy the ensuing confusion.
I may consider using Return if I ever get any kids that inherit HP casting. Bother the school with them.
I'm a slow typer, especially when it's just a distraction for a slow work day.
>>47337402
Which is part reason Dragonlance is so weird. Also you have Ogres that are so beautiful they out pretty Elves.
>>47336572
Since I own my companions, me eating them for their abilities is justified?
>>47338058
You mean the Ogre Mages? Aren't they like your typical ancient fallen empire angle?
>>47335871
I usually just use money in extremely petty ways. Like buying a hotel just to have a favorite room.
>>47336197
I do this all the time too.
>>47338013
I did much the same. I saved lives, but I mostly let Harry handle it.
Then I stole/asked for the Hallows. Because I want Death to watch my adventures with Jump-chan.
I did go out of my way to humiliate Tom and some of his Death Eaters in public though.
Is there a perk that lets me see/act relative to other things as if they had 'HP'?
>>47338058
>Ogres that are so beautiful they out pretty Elves
...are there pics?
>>47338058
They're also shapeshifters. And would be Mary Sues if they had any plot relevance.And were genocided by Chaos using one of his beard hairs, because Fifth Age.
>>47338117
>>47338117
Not many.
>>47338162
>>47338202
... Those are elves.
Those are fucking elves.
Fucking godDAMNIT Dragonlance.
>>47338127
I think it's at least fun to see the oddness of fantasy settings before people became too accustomed to the default DnD setting where most of our modern fantasy follows its familiar elements. That it's from a DnD setting itself is just a little funny.
>>47338239
Elves as a concept were not as set in stone back then.
>>47338239
Correction: six foot tall, blue, shapeshifting elves.
>>47338239
Easy mistake, they're Blue Elves. For when your elves just aren't special enough.
>>47338252
No, he's right. They are Elves by different name. They're literally Tolkienesque elves with Blue Skin. They're "the most beautiful race on Kyrnn", had powerful magic and once had a civilization that was grander than everything that had came after.
Then they fell and became more Eldar like, the evil ones turned into regular D&D Ogres. The good ones still give birth to them, because 1:10 pregnancy will end with giving birth of the "low ogre". Because their god hates them that much.
>>47338266
>>47338307
It's worth noting that they were the chosen of the gods of evil, and had a long running empire that was based on slavery and pretty fucked up magic.
>>47338307
>1:10 pregnancy will end with giving birth of the "low ogre"
Because of an ogre load?
>>47338337
So Melnibonéans.
Nobody mention the Minotaur Civilization.
>>47338345
Yes, Shrek...
Because of an ogre load...
>>47338360
Whats?
>>47338337
Name one long-running empire that didn't have slaves, there aren't many to pick from.
>>47338365
They're a bit bull.
>>47338365
What about the minotaur civilisation? Ogres are cool, elves are twits, I am perfectly indifferent on the subject of minotaurs.
>>47338369
>>47338337
Well, Shrek is love.Shrek is life
>>47338013
I constantly humiliated any and all wizards who bought into the 'Blood will show' especially since I was an orphan. Played the part of the quiet, helpful student, unfailingly polite and notoriously difficult to hex in any way, shape, or form.
Hermione and Luna knew the truth though, I was a complete and utter trolltastic bastard.
>>47338360
Not too far off.
>>47338365
You just did...
[SOUL EATER EXCALIBUR FACE]I don't have it on my phone.
>>47338373
I get your point, but the old Ogre empire in DL was specifically called a slave empire.
>>47338391
Luna always knows the truth.
She's a good kid.
>>47338416
Thank you.
>>47338369
I guess that would make them feel a bit green.
>>47338438
Yes, Shrek...
Ogres do get morning sickness...
>>47338419
Love the quirky girl to death.
Her idea about using a simple shoelace hex won me the first Duelling Club League cup.
>>47338365
Where they based on the Minoans? If so, clever.
But judging by the fact that you're being coy and that they're minotaurs, I'm guessing it was rapey or something.
>>47338451
Frequently.
It comes in layers!
>>47338463
Much like ogre loads...
>>47338457
Well why don't you marry her?
No, seriously. Can't pick a better character from that universe to bring on multiversal adventures.
>>47338508
Imagine how she'd fare in an Unknown Armies Jump.
>>47338461
They're worse than Warcraft Orks in "dindu nuffin". And despite being enslaved and warred against by, coincidentally, the ogres, the two races somehow have a strong national relationship.
>>47338531
>the two races somehow have a strong national relationship
Maneating really bring people together.
>>47338508
But anon, that's exactly what I did.
>>47338550
Just look at their humanitarian efforts.
>>47338531
What are The Balkans.
Next I'd like Fantasy Counterparts for a 1000, Alex.
>>47338508
I was already married.
>>47338602
More than one waifu will enhance your laifu.
So here's some horrifying food for thought:Jumpchain is the benefactor's reproductive cycle.
Think about it.
>>47338662
Lies, lies and slander, you have to get it above 4 to see noticeable effects.
Interdimensional shenanigans are all well and good, Jumpers, but when are you gonna use your considerable powers to free the proletariat?
>>47338683
We've done that before. Move along.
>>47338683
I've always considered it a stable time-loop. But if you really want horrifying food for thought...Kender curiosity and adventurousness probably extends to the bedroom as well
>>47338690
Work shall set them free anon.
>>47338683
I liked the idea that she was courting a husbando more. More room for cute.
>>47338683
This >>47338703
Plus, what's horrific about becoming a truly all-powerful multiversal entity?
>>47338662
Mai waifu /is/ more than one waifu.Harems don't really appeal to me.
>>47338662
An odd number of wiafus make for the best laifus.
That way, you never have to worry about someone being left out.
>>47338391
Me, I spent most of the first three years reading everything I could in Hogwarts as well as basically living in the RoR while working on my casting and whatnot. Then come year four and a bit of social manipulation, I wiped the floor with everyone during the Pentawizard Playoffs cum Dueling Tournament.
Fifth year I continually fucked with Umbridge and various people within and without Hogwarts (the Minister, Luscious Malfoy, Voldiewhatsits, etc.)
>>47338715
That's more disgusting than horrifying.
>>47338715
I'm normally totally cool with hooking up with gnomes and halflings and other such assorted races of shorties, but not when their name is fucking Kender. Not when I speak German.
>>47338690
all the time, I free them from work, their governments, illness, hunger, overcrowding, etc.
>>47338508
I actually never thought about it...
>>47335916
"Hold my beer and watch this"
Alternatively, pic related gets used. A lot.
>>47338767By which he means he murders them all in increasingly elaborate and heinous manners.
"Freeing" is all a manner of perspective, after all.
>>47338751
And yet, we can only have eight companions. Guess you've gotta multitask.
>>47338821
Seymour pls go
>>47338826
Eh, pods and shared slots work for that.
>>47338821
>"Freeing" is all a manner of perspective, after all.
Damn right.
>>47338690
Oh, look, my Dark Souls 2 build.
>>47338731
Honestly it was just the implication there was a recursive cycle of benefactors and Jumpchains that got to me. Infinite worlds aside, the logistics are staggering.I am warming up to the idea of the benefactor being a less impersonal entity after seeing some worse examples in fiction.]
>>47338690
Depends what happened to that guy making the communism jump.
>>47338715
But anon, that's borderline pedophilla.
>>47338821
in order Star Trek replicators and free energy, yes, body cop nanomachine distribution, cheap FTL drives, etc.
>>47338881
It's actually not. If you're going to be a multiversal entity you need to get over the idea that human sexual maturity age and modern age of consent laws apply to all species. If a species becomes fully adult at age 14 or whatever, then you're being a bit unreasonable to hold them to human standards. They're not human.
Kender are fucking creepy, but don't be stupid.
I've found a solution to the 8 companions problem! I'm sure there are others who've come to this conclusion before me.
That said, I've determined as a method that as long as the companion is, technically speaking, part of me via a gestalt collective intelligence alongside myself and any number of others, that I can take them with me as sub modules to my own hive mind. Does it work?
>>47335871
I am a petty creature. It stands to reason that I would use it a bit too casually. Probably for repelling bullies and making gifts for friends. It stops being petty once the bullying reaches a certain size, or once the gift helps a certain number of people, I guess. But just using alchemy to make lollipops to give out at the counter of whatever job I feel like holding that year does seem like a waste of power.
>>47335916
"That's nice. I don't care."
"Hey, you want to see something cool?" and if they say no I blind them first.
"Wow, you two should just fuck already."
>>47338715
On the other hand, they'd probably get bored after they get what they wanted and wander off without returning the favor.
>>47338850
Reminds me, anyone know what happened to the Kerbal Jump?
>>47338526
Dear god!
Ban the HP jump and the Unknown Armies jump now
>>47338932
Let it go, anon.
Many can't help it, he's autistic. For real, I'm not trying to insult him or anything. These nuances really do elude him.
>>47338942
Haven't heard anything about it after the WIP a long time ago... Kinda sad about it, since it looked really fun.
