>>47319772
Glass Joe.
Francis
Lemon Rush
>>47319779
>look ma, I posted it again!
Glass. Jaw. Russ.
>>47319772
Lemon Rust.
>>47319772
>And the Emperor looked down upon him and said
>Fur Fag
>>47319772
Chad Thundercock.
>>47319960
wtf am I looking at?
>>47319772
Lemon Crust
>>47319772
Fag Slayer
My. Name.
>>47319772
No, because you didn't say "Simon says"
>>47320436
Who is Simon? You should only obey the Emperor and your Commisar. Report to your local inquisitor
>>47319772
Orange Oxidiser
A walking thesaurus
>>47319772
Alpharius.
>>47319772
giant furry nigger faggot queer gaiboi
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
>>47319772
Worst. Primarch. Ever.
>>47320579
>Leman Russ is a bad Primarch
>>47320076
More like Lemon Ruse.
>>47320486
Simon is the Emperor's real name
>>47319772
>Literally the only primarch to be outdone by his successors.
>>47320060
The Smelless Bagpipin Scotsman
>>47319892
That applies to OP just as much as the anon you're replying to.
>>47320568
And given the Primarch polls seen, noone cared who he was afterwards either.
>>47320736
>Who is Lion El'Jonson
>Who is Magnus
>Who is Angron
>Who is Vulkan
>Who is Morty
>Who is Sanguinius
>>47320799
>Anyone outdoing Sanguinius
Don't talk shit about objectively best Primarch.
>>47319783
God damnit, beat me to it.
>insecure 40k fans
>confirming that, yes, they are the worst people
>>47320844
If he was the best why would he have sold his soul to chaos if one of his Astartes didn't sacrifice himself instead? If he was the best why did the Emperor and Malcador tell Leman Russ to send Astartes to keep their eye on him?
>>47319772
Lee Man Razz.
>>47320867
ok.
>>47320899
>The best Primarch is clearly the one that performed the most within the fiction
>Characters are not allowed to be rated by their narrative merits, flaws and all
Anon, please, not everyone is trying to identify themselves in preference with the achievements of completely fictional people.
>>47320799
I kinda get Mortarion, but why the others?
>>47320844
The truth. I play Fists, so naturally Dorn is my favorite Primarch, but Sanguinius was truly the best of them all.
>>47319772
Glassjaw McSnowflake. Are you wearing your boyfriend on your crotch, furfag? Your dogfuckers aren't even worthy to be bombarded by the First Legion. Give me your lunch money or I put you to sleep again.
>>47320966
>>47321000
You Sanguinius fags are the most pretentious fucks out there. Nice repeating digits though
>>47321131
I admit he has his flaws, but he was just a great guy. Compassionate, skilled, beloved by ALL his brothers (or at the very least they were indifferent to him. He was the closest thing Angron ever had to a friend allng his brothers except maybe Lorgar towards the end, and even though Morty and a few others didn't adore him, they didn't hate him. That's more than any other primarchs can say.
>>47320899
Because it was irrelevant that the marine sacrificed himself, its described in other books that its written in fate that Sanguinius would never fall.
Lorgar already knew that the Gods would never get Sanguinius. The sacrifice of the marine meant nothing, he would have resisted another way.
>>47321124
>Lion "Vag Slayer" El'Jonson
You know he is named after a fag poet famous for writing a poem named "The Dark Angel" about his struggles with his homosexuality, and the Dark Angel was also a gay bar down the road from Games Workshop headquarters?
So:
Dark Angels = closeted faggots
Emperor's Children = openly pride-parading faggots and trannies
Does that mean that the Emperor has a don't ask, don't tell policy?
>>47321491
You shut your mouth about the Emperor's Children. They were God Tier until the HH broke out
>>47321274
>its described in other books that its written in fate that Sanguinius would never fall.
Cite books. Give quotes.
>>47321382
No dumb dumb the hay bar was called The Rock
>>47321382
>and the Dark Angel was also a gay bar down the road from Games Workshop headquarters?
The bar was named "The Rock" wasn't it?
>>47319772
Crussty Bogan
>>47320899
DON'T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY FABULOUS FUCKING HAWK-BOY. HE DIED FOR ME.
>>47321382
Dark Angels specialize in surpassing other legions at their own specialty. We're better at Bikes than the White Scars, we're better at Tanks than the Iron Hands, and we're better at Terminators than everybody. This doesn't just stop at war, though. We conquer in all fields, even ones we're not all that interested in.
>>47321533
>>47321540
That's my bad guys, like Lion El'Jonson Sucker I fucked up bad
>>47321609
>Lion El'Jonson Sucker
Clearly comedy isn't your specialty. Perhaps not posting is more your forté. It would be a shame if you had a talent and never took the time to discover it.
For example, I didn't know I was the best at beating Primachs until I put my autistic little brother in his place, and now I'm dropping retards like flies. I'm not one to brag though. That's Russ's thing.
>>47321601
>>47321739
Tryhard/10
I really hope you are false flagging
Hey, everyone!
Just thought I'd pop by to say I hope you all have a great day.
Take it easy!
>>47319772
Wolf Wolf Yiff Yiff
>>47320734
"IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME" = Simon says
Well I'll be
>>47321871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
>>47321871
Okay, I like Sanguinius, but even I think this is a bit much.
>>47321871
>armor covered in Eyes of Horus
>not a closet traitor
>>47322035
I just grabbed the first image off google. Didn't think to resize it.
>>47322089
It's poorly represented there but it's supposed to be a black droplet of blood on a red field, i.e. the Blood Angels insignia. It's clearer in pic related.
>>47320568
What kind of xenos is he purging?
>>47322228
that's the eye of horus m8
>>47322137
Didn't mean the image, I meant the, "hello, I'm Mr fucking Rogers over here" thing.
>>47322268
Shut the fuck up Fulgrim. Just because you're jealous of how much better than you he is without even trying.
>>47322326
Fulgrim's gene seed isn't all retarded like Sanguinius'
>>47322294
Ah that, well. Swing and a miss, I suppose.
>>47322366
He's a fucking snake-man now.
Warp-juice. Not even once.
>>47322403
Snake Man > Dead Man
>>47322452
>becoming a mockery of everything you once believed in
Yeah, no thanks.
>>47322478
>becoming dead
Yeah, no thanks
>>47319772
Ross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0
I'm gonna go with cool hair mcpauldrons.
How close am I?
>>47322452
Heretic < Adored Hero
>>47321601
You also better at being sissy boys than Emperor's Children, and have such distended anuses that the eye of terror is shaking its head.
Faggots.
P.S. Tzeentch says you're as dumb as a box of buttplugs.
Fluff question. What exactly is meant by:
"There are no wolves on Fenris"?
The yiffs are werewolves?
>>47322848
If you don't master the canis helix you end up as one of those big wolves.
>>47322873
So this is actually 3 astartes?
>>47322911
Yes. Adorable, isn't it?
>>47322873
then what were the wolves that raised Lemon Rust?
>>47319772
Boreale
>>47322750
>and have such distended anuses that the eye of terror is shaking its head.
No, you're thinking of the World Eaters.
>>47322995
>then what were the wolves that raised Lemon Rust?
Descendants from some of Fenris first colonist, who turned themselves into wolves to adapt.
>ND
>>47319772
Wolfy-Wolf-Man McWolfFace
>>47322995
There were wolves then. They were hunted to extinction and the pack that raised leman were the last. The king took the boy after killing the she-wolf.
>>47319772
MY LITTLE BITCH
>>47322911
why are those fucking wolves even necessary? I know 40k has some dumb shit but this is next-level retarded.
>>47323215
But he kept two of them at his side throughout the entire great crusade.
>>47323311
I like the wolves as companions for HQs but as cavalry and chariot pullers I just can't stand the stupidity. I know it's 40k but there is a line, damn it
>>47319772
lemon ruse.
>>47322452
You're just mad that you'll never have hair as magnificent as your dad and Sanguinius.
WOFL!
>>47319772
A fucking barbarian
>>47324853
Says the discount mongol.
>>47319803
"Oh hi Horus"
>>47324890
Says the discount mongol who doesn't have his head up his own ass, doesn't go out of his way to get into trouble, doesn't go out of his way to be an ignorant little fuck and refuse all other opinions, doesn't care for bravado, doesn't buy into common "MAGUCISEVUL" belief like every other fucking primarch and in the end didn't leave a chapter behind who would be remembered as "Those dicks" by every other chapter.
>>47322750
i'm pretty sure slaneesh has at least a couple buttplugs that have acheived some degree of sentience.
>>47322259
They fit the description of the seraphim, some 30k nasties that went around mind-enslaving humans to worship them as angels
>>47322259
Race from The Flight of the Eisenstein called the Jorgall.
>>47324995
Khan stop jumping the gun the moment you hear a minor insult.
It's a well known fact that Dark Angels are full of noobs that just started from the Dark Vengeance box, and that Space Wolf players are furrys in denial. It is well documented and sourced.
Taken too soon.
