There are not enough orks in the galaxy,
we must make a new klan
Deff rolla engaged, roll for Klan or Freeboota (d10)
KLAN.
ZOG FREEBOOTAZ!
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>47315697
KLAN CULLA IZ PURPLE!
WE IZ SNEAKY GITZ!
>>47315811
Its a real proper KLAN
Pick a color ya git! (d100)
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>47315817
>>47315829
Purple, someone on this thread is an oracle
We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47315843
Oo wuz 'e boss ?
WE DUN WAAAAUUUUGGGH WIT MORKS BLESSIN!
>>47315857
Ork Boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Shoota, 4-7 Slugga, 8-9 Storm Boy)
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>47315867
WEZ GOTS EAPS OF CHOPPA BOYZ!
>>47315875
>>47315879
Sneaky slugga git was a good git
Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>47315883
>>47315897
Krumped loads o' pointy 'eads (1d10: 1-5 Eldar, 6-10 Dark Eldar)
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47315906
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47315906
rollin' for CW eldars
>>47315912
>>47315917
'E SMASHED AN' BASHED AN SNEAKY SLASHED A 'OLE LOTTA PANZEES!
Gork or Mork? (d10)
>>47315927
MORK!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>47315927
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47315927
MORK ! MORK ! MORK !
>>47315942
Gork
Dead sneeky an' killy
'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)
>>47315950
Enuff for a propa fight!
>>47315968
roll, ya dingus
>>47315996
No.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47315950
how many of dem sneaky gitz do we have ?
>>47316070
We gots enuff boyz to 'ave us a propa foight!
(wyrdboy got it roight)
See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)
Rolled 99 (1d100)
WAAAAGH
>>47316109
I dunno wot dey be, dey's different
sneaky alliez
See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)
Blast em! Chop em! Slit them!
>>47316120
>WAAAAAGH
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>47316120
Letz show dem 'oo da sneakiest
>>47316143
Dem 'nid squigs
Sneaky stab da 'uge squids, go shadow 'o da kolossusz on dem!
We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>47316172
Dokz, bio logikal sneaky warfare
Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>47316224
Dunno, ain't looted much, boss
We iz zoggin bad at lootin
Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>47316267
Bad lootin' iz zogging unproppa.
>>47316280
Da boyz dismantled it and cannibalized its bits for da mek
DAS IT, KLAN DUNN
CHEK OUT ME NEW LOOTED LIKKTOR!
>>47316359
EZ GOOD BOSS!!
>>47316423
Nidkillaz, WAAAAGH
Pretty shit generation table.
You would think Orks would have summoned up the most imagination put into a Klan creation table.
