So... now that we've killed the raptor cult I guess it's time to check the civillian centers for any leftovers of chaos infestation and then leave the Ordo Malleus do "their thing" with the place... right?
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FAQ:
>What the fuck is this?
Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually mondays at 4PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.
>Is there any requirement in character creation.
Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
>>47282660
>shrugs
Can we not just get out of here?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Cfrl7hMoQ
>>47282710
Not unless the Inquisitors say we can...
>>47282660
Would you let Miss Wellesley that my invitation to her and her retinue still stands? It will be a grand feast, to celebrate the victory of the Emperor here today.
>>47282757
Huh. I believe miss Wellesley embarked on a transport towards your cruiser not long ago, sir, but I will nonetheless check the area just in case.
>>47282722
great, so we'll be here for days then won't we.
>sighs audibly
>Standing around and doing maintenance on her equipment.
Are there even any civilian centers left?
>>47282798
Hopefully not, the less civvies alive, the faster this place's population gets replaced the faster we go home.
>>47282825
>emerges from a pile of bottles and yawns
morning all, we killing off civvies?
>>47282833
Maybe. Probably.
>>47282847
>sighs
tis a shame to snuff out life so quickly.
>clapping his hands together he grins
ah well, what's for breakfast?
>Oddball looks down at the group from his perch on what appears to be a Field Grey Hammerhead tank.
>>47282798
>>47282825
I dunno, doesn't really matter. Long as we aren't here with the Spooks make Planetfall, you get me?
>>47282865
I roasted some meat from those chaos raptors with the flamer if your Xeno species is into that...
>>47282825
>Shakes her head and walks a healthy distance a way from him.
You would be okay with killing of your own civilians.
>>47282833
Well, I do- Larrs....?
>Stands there awkwardly and stares at him.
>>47282866
Maybe you´re right. We already spent to much time here. And I don´t want to meet another member of that bunch...
>>47282892
I'm sickened but curious.
>>47282914
hello,
>smiles up at her
>chaos raptor?
>offers her the meat.
>>47282757
>Alice would already be on the Thunderhawk header for the ship, presumably with LIX and Behrend and his squad accompanying her.
You guys actually think we'll be able to rest?
>>47282914
I do whathever my superiors tell me to do.
Being happy, alright or liking it does not matter, if they give you orders you follow them.
>>47282892
As soon as anyone of you starts killign civilians I am going to execute you on the spot. No questioning, no maybe, just executions. This is an order. Don't kill any civilian or you will be regarded as traitors.
Now, don't bother me for anything.
>>47282937
Well the chaos invasion was rejected and the witch 2.0's problem solved itself.
Unless the governor of Othellan is actually a Xeno and attacks us I don't see what could go wrong today.
>>47282914
So......how mad do you think those Inquisitor guys will be that I've got a non-Imperial Tank? Do you think we should get....like.....a head start or something?
>>47282972
Uh... roger that chief.
But... aren't they going to get replaced by the ordo malleus anyways? I mean this is a chaos invasion what we're talking about that happenned here.
>>47282999
You have had your orders. "Liking it doesn't matter", right? Follow them.
>>47283025
Yes, sir. Any order of bussiness for today then?
>>47282926
>Hesitantly takes the meat and looks at it, before taking a bit out of it.
That´s from Eisen? Tastes a bit weird. Anyway... It´s good... to see you again Larrs.
>Sam is definetely not saying that she missed him.
>>47282940
>Sam just nods and sighs, knowing that you´re kind of right.
>>47282990
>Points at her tau armor.
Sergeant Oddball? Where did I got my armor and weapons from? The inquisitors of our regiment will be fine with it. Others, I think not so much.
>>47282937
>>47282977
>follows them, writing some calculations
>>47282977
There is always -something- that can and will go long. No offense to the Admiral, but I just want to get the dinner over with so I can get back on the Malleus and head home.
>>47283047
what's it taste like, I'm a bit skeptical about eating chaos meat to be hoenst...
>Larrs is staring at her.
you look... well.
>>47282990
If the Tank is Xenos in origin Verasii would probably approve.
Else there's danger of being tainted on the ways of chaos so you better start running.
>>47283064
Home? You mean back to Praetoria?
>>47283059This is Adept Novus right?
>>47283047
True enough, but still, I want to be nowhere near here. You want a ride?
>gestures to the open rear hatch.
>>47283090
True enough, but what about the -other- ones? Y'know, the new ones?
>>47283124
New ones?
>>47283076
You too.
Stares back, blushing.
What am I saying? I meant the meat! Yeah, the meat... It tastes well. You´d have no problem eating it!
>>47283124
>Looks to Oddball, then back to Larrs.
I´m going to enter the tank later, I think...
>>47283114
>>47283059
Yes, it is.
>>47283154what is wrong with me today... That was supposed to be spoilered
>>47283152
okay then... great
>blushes lightly before biting into the the flesh.
did your ass always look that good or have you been working out?
>he spits a bit of food out as he says this.
>>47283154
>Doesn't feel quite right about having Callidon following them right now, not after the last conversation, but she says nothing to the matter.
>Stands of the bridge of the Malleus Benedictus overlooking Othellan, while in a Vox conference with the Captains of the various ships that he returned with.
Field reports say that the main body of the Chaos attack was focused on and repelled in the Capital City.
We'll destroy what's left of the Capital and dispatch troops to investigate the rest of the planet for further taint. Activate your Lance Batteries, we'll begin in twenty minutes.
>>47283214
>raises hand
Question!
>>47283183
>A resounding slap is heard across the camp.
LARRS! You haven´t changed a little bit, have you!
I certainly don´t remember being ugly, so...
>Sam mutters the last sentence, so that almost nobody can hear it.
>>47283249
>Smirks lightly inside the gasmask at seeing the Xeno Collaborator attack another Xeno.
Finally something that feels right in this regiment...
>>47283220
>Inquisitor Crawn is aboard a ship in orbit, and thus, cannot hear Lt. Rex.
>>47283249
not one bit, neither have you a see.
>grins.
>leans in closer to whisper.
still as striking as always if you ask me.
>>47283059
>>47283193
Adept Novus......Callidon, right? Anyway, assuming it takes at least a month to make it back to Praetoria, and we're there for roughly a week, after we take into account the travel time to Segmentum Obscurus, do you think our target will still be where we believe he is?
>Alice looks over at LIX.
Cheer up, we get to be people for a while, need to enjoy it while it lasts...
>>47283267
>Is stuttering and distracted to much by >>47283274 to answer.
I... you... We... GAH! This... This... Let´s just finish dinner!
>>47283312
I believe so. Even if he does move, he is being followed by my master's agents.
>>47283214
My lord, the void surrounding Othellan has been cleared of any heretical presence.
>>47283318
breakfast... we're having breakfast, thou if you're inviting me to dinner I wouldn't say no.
>he's clearly enjoying this far too much
>>47283312
Yeah... you're... you're right there. So we apparently go for a little holiday back to Praetoria after our... uhm bussiness in Segmentum Obscurus?
>>47283349
"Excellent Vice-Admiral, we shall have to get you a Commendation for this, or at least a bottle of expensive Amasec, the latter I can do immediately."
>>47283358
>>47283318
HEY! No fighting in the mess or i'll take your balls! Being female is not an exception.
>>47283346
Excellent, I'll have that bugger's head if the Fists don't want it themselves......or perhaps LIX might want it, again, if the Fists don't claim it.....
Ah but on to other business, what size of a force is required for the Tranch operation?
>>47283362
Depends what my Inquisitor wants for us, but I suspect that if we do a good job with the Calixis business I might get into his good books again.
>>47283358
>Starts to think about it. Blushing even harder now.
Inviting you to dinner? Maybe... Wait, are you messing with me?
>>47283424
>Is taking another bite out of the chaos raptor meat.
We aren´t fighting... Have we ever?
>>47283424
woz deez balls you ummies are so fond of?
>>47283429
Then... I will not fail you, Alice. If so much is at risk I will leave my feelings about the matter with this Rogue Inquisitor out of the equation... The fists will have him alive.
>>47283424
fighting? us? surely not.
>>47283471
if not then I'm inviting you to dinner.
>>47283503fuck that's meant to be Larrs
>>47283471
>>47283424
Relax, liutenant, sadly the last thing these two will do is fight.
If anything they might spank each other but not with the intention to fight.
Where the hell is the bloody recaff machine stationed on?
>>47283503
Yeah. Then... Let´s have that dinner later...
>>47283528
>Sam glares in your direction.
My dear Corporal, are you having heretic thoughts about me me and Larrs right now? I´m not sure, if the Imperium would approve of that.
>>47283580
later it is, it's a date.
>grins
>>47283528
my my my, such heresey
>>47283580
>Stands still for a few seconds thinking what you've just said.
Are you fooling with me?
>>47283429
Enough to overcome a fortified and largely booby-trapped bunker-complex. I'd say some 200 men supporting your more experienced troops from the regiment.
>>47283594
>Nods in aknowledgement.
>>47283607
No sir. I simply found it odd, that a loyal soldier of the imperium would have such thoughts about a human, even if said human grew up on a sept world and an eldar. Put perhaps this regiment has already begun to influence you?
It is time. Begin Bombardment, may they find peace in the Emperor's Embrace.
>The Captains do as instructed, and Lance fire begins to rain down on the opposite side of the Capital from the Regiment.
>>47283612
You've been keeping track of this inquisitor for a while now, is it likely for him to resist? Does he have many followers?
>>47283632
>>47283607
>shakes his head
such awful things to think.
>>47283632
You... What... No! I...!
Grah! WHERE'S THE RECAFF MACHINE?
>Storms out looking for it, clearly annoyed at the suggestion, maybe because it might be true.
>>47283499
I appreciate it. He will pay for his crimes. And the dishonour he inflicted.
>>47283612
A fortified Bunker-Complex? Hrmh, depending on how convincing I can be, I may be able to get you over a thousand men. Heavy Infantry, Royal Engineers and Artillerymen.
But.....hrmh, is there anything.......'noteworthy' about the Inquisitor we're targeting?
>The Thunderhawk finally arrives on the Vice-Admiral's vessel and lands in one of the Shuttlebays close to the bridge.
>>47283638
He will most certainly resist capture. We expect him to have surrounded himself with his most loyal acolytes, and a few of his... Creations. Whatever he can keep hidden within his hiding place, which is an "abandoned" manse.
>>47283483
Something precious that every guardsman possess, even you.
>>47283503
>>47283471
>>47283528
Good! Keep my mess clean or else.
>>47283709
Like a shoota? is it a shoota?
>>47283706
...
"Creations?"
>>47283658
Well, this regiment is influencing it´s members... But you´re right. Stuff like that, should not come up until they later.
>>47283667
>Looks after the storming out corporal and smirks for once.
>>47283789
Later eyy?
>smirks as well
>>47283803
>Realized what she said and blushes again.
Sorry. Ineedtogo. Seeyoulater.
>Runs out of the tent, clearly embarrased.
>>47283702
>the vice-admiral waits in the shuttle bay, along with his command staff
>included among them are the ship's commissar, master gunner and tech priest
>the navigator hass also deigned to join the group
Welcome aboard the Indomitable Truth, inquisitor! I would offer you a tour, but I am told that you are in a bit of a hurry.
>on the captain's shoulder sits a haggard looking green bird, and the look in its eye is very similar to the one in a sororitas' as she purges a heretic from the galaxy
>it squawks
>>47283843
>you bump in Miranda skulking into the camp, dragging another large sack
>the last time, it didn't exactly go well...
h-hey! Ouch...
>>47283860
>>47283843
>waves over to the two of them as he sits strumming.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6SllcxLqNw
>>47283702
He is a member of the excommunicated Phaenonites. We believed we had destroyed said faction.
>>47283756
Archeotech of proscribed nature. Forbidden science of manipulating Warp and its energies. Applications of daemonology on technology. Worst of all, desecration of the sacred human form with said works. Their creations are insane fusions of materium and immaterium and heresy in the eyes of Mechanicum, Ecclesiarchy and Inquisition, blasphemy under the light of Emperor himself.
>>47283890
>waves timidly, clutching the sack with a very guilty look on her face
Hi m-moth...
>>47283900
>"To think one of those could have been me..."
>>47283848
>Stands behind Alice and let's her introduce herself
>>47283918
what's in the bag?
>>47283860
>Slows down and turns around.
I´m sorry, wasn´t on purpose. Oh. Hi, Miranda?
>Sam looks around, a bit confused.
>>47283890
Morning, Mot. Performing another music piece?
>>47283940
Oh, ehm. Hi...
>>47283937
Nothing! NOTHING- Nothing at all, I swear!
>>47283940
>nods
I've found several pieces on holotapes in an empty wharehouse up on that hil
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7qQ6_RV4VQ
>>47283744
Yes bob its like a shoota. You never go without it. Though its the thing that makes you fire the shoota while screaming at the top of your lungs.
>>47283969
Do need any help? If not I can continue to go elsewhere...
>>47283972
That´s sounds truly ancient. Good catch.
>>47283977
>grins
sounds like fun, I want balls, I want six of 'em!
>marches off towards Larrs to welcome him back.
>>47283848
>Alice bows respectfully at each member of the command staff in turn.
Indeed, I wish we had more time myself, but it must be said that even the Inquisition must be careful about keeping the Inquisition waiting.
>eyes the bird curiously.
Ah, but where are my manners Admiral?
My colleagues, Adept Callidon Novus, Sergeants Samantha Kent and Joseph Walker, and Troopers......
>Alice goes through introductions with the rest of the retinue.
>>47283900
H-he's what? That's.....um.....that's not good at all. That is actually very bad.
>>47284010
A-as long as it is nowhere near Mot.
>glares at Sam
>>47284018
>She bows in respect at the moment she is mentioned, still posing as a Stormtrooper, and remains silent.
>>47284037
Geez. You don´t have to worry about that. I´m not interested in him. At all. Have fun.
>Sam walks off, humming to herself.
>Comes back to the mess hall, with a cup full of Recaff.
>He's still wearing his gasmask and his oxygen filters.
>HowTheFuckDoesHeDrinkThat.jpeg.
>>47284018
Please, allow my tailor to fashion you a dress uniform. The servitor will show you the way.
>the bird squawks again, and his command staff all flinch
>you then notice that the metal plate in his head where his left ear would be is pitted and scraped
>>47284132
>Alice again looks at the bird suspiciously.
I don't suppose you have some temporary quarters we could be assigned while we wait Mi'Lord? I believe I speak for all of when I say that we are filthy from the fieldwork. A shower would be appreciated.
>>47284198
Of course. Feel free to stay as long as you like. My crew and I are on leave back to Praetoria tomorrow, as chance has it.
>>47283972well I guess I am out for the day then. Have fun.
>>47284242toodles
>Mot moves to the mess tent and grabs a drink of tea.
>>47284273
So, musician, ran out of songs already?
>>47284348
>looks up from his tea,
can't a guy get a drink?
>fiddles with the guitar before playing something to show the corporal otherwise.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>47284348
Good! A lot of his songs tend to be irritating if you're not part of the gender group that menstruates.
>>47284218
Fortunate, we'll be headed back there ourselves.
>Alice bows again and leads the group off to follow whichever Crewman gets assigned to show them to quarters.
>>47284384
>Mumbles.
Still breaking protocol as always I see.
So, where is your little pet sniper today? You won't have let her go around freely as Agent Anna told you to not do, right?
>>47284405
not a fan of love songs?
>>47284422
Miranda? she's getting some rest.
>>47284416
>Whispered:
Am I the only one who finds the parrot... odd?
>>47284461
>Whispers back.
You are most certainly not. There is something not right about that bird.
>>47284455
Love is the death of duty.
>>47284703
ah but death is only the beginning
>>47284789
Mot once you die you go to the warp. If you're a loyal servant of the Emperor you might come to his side. If you're vile however it will be the start of many foul beginnings for your soul.
>>47285003
yeah... the warp... that's where I'm going, sure.
>shiftyeyes.jpeg
>>47285003
>>47285028
I thought you only went to the warp if the forces of chaos killed you or if you actively worked for the dark gods?
>>47285058
see! how can we have a relegion if not everybody even knows what happens to us when we die for Christs sake!
>>47285147
For who's sake?
>>47285160
>gulps
oh mother mary what have I done...
>>47285179
Why'd you mention your mother now?
>Suspicious
Is everything alright, musician?
>>47285205
what happened to our souls before the emperor came into being, answer me that.
>he's getting flussterd.
>>47285205
Christ was his old mate apparently.
>>47285245
Probably went into the warp as Rex said, what else? He in Terra is the salvation after all.
HELLO FELLOW SOLDIERS OF THE IMPERIUM. I REQUEST THE LOCATION OF YOUR SUPERIORS FOR IMPORTANT BUISNESS.
>>47285320
Up the deck mi'lord.
>>47285298
how do we know this thou? can we truly be sure? doesn't it make more sense for us all to be created by the one who guides and protects us, not a man but a god?
>>47285320
Radio officer Eisen here, noble Astartes. Our inquisitor Overlords operate in a secured channel away from all of us, I am afraid we can't track them if they don't want us to, my lord, you should try to establish contact with them directly.
>>47285334
Are you denying the God-Emperor as a God, trooper?
>>47285329
Thank you guardsman you'll be spar-errr rewarded in due time.
>>47285344
Use your communication devices and call for them, I need to deliver this information quickly or there will be consequences.
>>47285360
no, simply offering an alternative that makes more sense.
>>47285404
I'll see what I can do, mylord, you're one of Behrend's men?
>>47285434
Mind your words carefully, trooper, this is bordering heresy.
>Has visibly readied his flamer
You're not suggesting that the holiest species of them all and the rightful rulers of the galaxy, mankind, was made by the dark gods, are you?
>>47285440
Unfortunately I cant reveal that information. While I am waiting however where are the traitors and prisoners kept? I wish to inspect them as this was part of my orders when sent here.
>>47284468
>after a quick shower and being fit with new dress uniforms, Alice and her retinue are called to the captain's dining room
>the bird squawks
>>47285475
I merely suggest that something made us and that we should direct our gratitude towards whatever or whoever did.
>>47285494
They're in the pyre, of course.
We don't keep traitors nor heretics alive, sir... this is...
...this is common procedure...
Hum... where is the rest of your squad, mylord?
>>47285520
HERESY!
>Loudly slams the table, puts his feet on top of the bench he was using and aims the Flamer at Mot
>>47285555
how do you know!? this could all have been the god emperor's plan!? maybe he was made by this being as some sort of prophet?
>is standing by his words but looks scared by the introduction of a flamer.
>>47285588
YOU'RE PILING HERESY OVER HERESY YOU TREACHEROUS FILTH!
>Takes a breath to calm a bit.
I am placing you into a cell and calling an inquisitor to deem your judgement.
Make my day, try to run so I can fire.
>>47285624
>takes out his las pistol and drops it on the table
do what you must for I know I'm right.
>>47285643
Yeah, sure you are, you bloody heretic come this way.
>Pushes Mot with the flamer to make him move towards the Brig
>>47285530
You see... a message was supposed to be relayed to keep some alive for inspection by me, however I see your different than the person who was supposed to receive the message... what happened to the operator before you...*cocks boltor*
>>47285517
>Alice and most of the retinue take their seats at the table, most choosing beer or lager as their beverage.
You've got a nice ship here Mi'Lord. I must say, it is nice to have decent company.
>Is flying back into the tent and settles down onto the ground.
>>47285658
>is pushe towards the brig in silence.
>>47285663
>Still carrying Mot to the brig, probably letting his guard down a bit to speak through the radio.
When did you contact the operator? Wait do we even have another operator? I've been the sole radio operator for the whole regiment since the previous one was blammed for reading a Slaaneshi Book aloud in all frequencies!
>>47285689
Your men's equipment also seems in outstanding condition, sire, they all seem as well armed as our own stormtroopers.
>>47285721
Ah well that explains it. I see you have a prisoner why not let me take care of him...
>>47285818
Uhm...
I guess that is... acceptable?
>Pushes Mot next to the Marine.
He's all yours sir. I'll try to find Inquisitor Jackson to notify him of this man's charges of heresy whilst you... "take care of him"... I guess...
>>47285818
We shall not burden you with such a menial task mi'lord. I am sure that an astartes' time is important.
>>47285752
>squawk
The Lunar-class cruiser, despite its nigh limitless usefulness, is relatively short range compared to other navy ships. Thus, I find that it is good to be prepared for any and all potential boarding actions by the Emperor's enemies.
>the dining room is impressive, featuring such luxuries as actual wooden furniture and actual metal cutlery
>dinner is soon served, it is far better fare than usually available in imperial guard rations
>>47285860
>>47285818
>looks up in fear at the spess marine
I can explain?
>>47285871
Nonsense I will make sure he is truly a heretic.
>>47285860
>>47285893
*takes to a secluded spot* I understand you'd rather not die, why not spread the teachings of slaneesh within the guards ranks... Should you refuse I gut you here and you die.
>>47285874
How much experience have your men had in combating the enemy of man in close quarters?
>Tucks into the meal, finding it....delicious.
>So do her retinue.
>>47285943
>Coming From Behind.
>Transmits the voice of a certain warpsmith.
I'm afraid you're picking the wrong guardsman, "Brother". This boy is under my protection.
>>47285943
>>47285993
>points to the servo skull.
what he said.
>>47285980
In a recent tour we came under attack from Ork freebootas. They managed to board both the Indomitable Truth and our sister ship, but not long before our firestorm escorts cut their own to pieces. While one may think this would hurt their morale, it only served to make them fight like trapped animals.I'm not super good at latin. Is Semper Dominus Imperialis a cohesive phrase?
What's happening just now?").
>>47285943
>>47286060
Of course one so blind as to follow the ways of the dark gods could never understand how easily detectable they become once they allow the warp to touch them. Specially the filth of Slaanesh like you.
>Cough.
It's been long since I've hunted another space marine.
>Teleports into the area.
I've invested too much into my plans, and he is pivotal to them. You are not going to interpose them. I will not let you.
>>47285993
>>47286060
Well I tried to keep the planet intact,*radios in*noise marines deepstrike nearby* Sure is fun beating them into submission first though!
>>47286120
This is unexpected.
>>47286135
Intact? HAH these guardsmen just bested a Raptor Cult with their own guts in this very own planet.
I don't interest myself with guardsmen unless it is for a reason. And you are just getting into my territory, I've invested too much spreading the word of Malal through this regiment. My plans are already in motion, and the last I want...
...Are filthy Dubstep whores jumping into it.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>47286135
Get off my ship you smelly pile of turd!
>Fires plasma pistol
>>47286135
>>47286200
>spits at the noise marines feet.
yeah! what he said!
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47286221
*fires boltor in return*
>>47286200
Well good luck fighting off a whole rouge chapter of noise marines, if you'll excuse me I'll go join them* charges through a wall*
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>47286280
Oh no, you're not going anywhere.
>Tries to grab the marine's neck with the mechadentride
Mot, go find a radio, inform your inquisitorial fleet that a Slaaneshi Vessel seems to have used the warp storm to slip by into the planet's orbit.
>>47286280Do the makeup-marines have an orbital presence?
>>47286330He said they Deep striked so I do believe so.
>>47286328
>nods and runs back to Corporal Eisen
OY WANKER! WE'VE GOT COMPANY!
>>47286280
>takes cover
I'm gonna shove a grenade in your warp-encrusted pie hole, heretic!
>>47286226
Do something you idiot!
>>47286200
And you! Fuck off!
Where is everyone just now IC?
>>47286345
What the fuck! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CELL YOU HERETIC?!
>Aims Flamer
I bet you're the one who brought these guys here in the first place!
>>47286384Except for Alice and retinue we're all planetside in a small camp we made after beating the Raptor Cult
>>47286389
radio everybody now! noise marines! coming in fast!
>>47286280
>an ensign enters the dining room
>"milord, a chaos fleet has entered the system, they are deep striking onto the planet below!
If you'll excuse me, lady Wellesley, I have some important business to attend to.
>>47286359
Oh please, Liutenant can you not see We have a common foe this time around?
>>47286389
>slaps Eisen's head
Don't burn anyone without orders from a sanctioned officer, idiot. Call control to lockdown this section of the ship.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47286328
*radio in there more than guardsmen here**rolling to break grapple*
You know asphyxiation is one of my fetishists right?
Rolled 17 (1d100)
>>47286410
I already know that I was on the middle of it when you appeared!
Agh. I'm going to regret this.
>Gives laspistol.
Cover me while I try to reach orbit to warn the ships... and don't try nothing funny or I WILL burn you alive.Rolling to see how clear the transmission goes to orbit
Rolled 9, 2 = 11 (2d20)
>>47286429
>aims his meltagun
Allright you two. DON'T MOVE.
>>47286432
what a coincidence big boy, it's one of mine too.
>the Eldar looks hung over and pissed, gripped in one hand is his wraithbone blade.
come on then pretty boy!
>>47286414
Not a problem Mi'Lord, the Inquisitorial Fleet will take care of them.
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>47286431
LIUTENANT WE'RE NOT ON THE SHIP, FOR THE LAST TIME THIS IS CAMP! AND DON'T HIT ME I'M TRYING TO CONTACT ORBIT BUT THERE ARE TOO MANY INTERFERENCES, YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE!Rolling again
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>47286471
Oh come on eldar here too! Bah! Marines open fire!*rolling their accuracy*
>>47286432
>The enemy breaks free.
You fuckers find fetishes in everything.
>Summons Dreadaxe of Malal
I will make short work of your soul.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>47286515
>side steps the only shot to come near
missed me.
>he winks before charging forwards with the blade aiming for the chest.
>>47286477
>Already getting herself changed to her Callidus gear
Why everytime we mention an occassion to relax Chaos happens?
>>47286495
Fuck off! And someone kill that flying goat!
>points at the low ceiling
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47286543
*disarms and throws at the warp smith*
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47286515
>Quickly jumps around the area to avoid the shots.
>>47286565
>Is hit by the eldar.
What the hell are you eldar even doing here? No matter.
>Shoves Larrs away and charges the noise marine.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47286543
>>47286565
DO A FLIP!!
>>47286565
Catch!
>fires a charged plasma shot
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>47286565
>>47286613
>grins at the warpsmith
just having some fun is all.
>shouts very loudly for Bob.
oh I do love it when they fight back.
>draws a Shuriken Pistol and fires at the marines head.
>>47286563
The transmissions seem to be too garbled to be understood! The warp storm is affecting my radio equipment! I can't contact the rest of our forces! I need to move to a higher position sir!
>>47286550
I have no idea. I just wish to relax. But it will never happen.
>>47286659
You know what? You deserve some rest. Sit this one out, I'll take care of it all for you.
During the mayhem a lone figure in heavy duty carapace armour wanders into the encampment and looks around before pulling a map out of a small satchel on his belt and reading it.
After a few minutes he puts it away with a sigh and glances at the madness going on about him, "Yup, I think I'm on the wrong planet again...."
Dusting himself off the figure wanders over the the radio operator and taps him on the shoulder.
"Excuse me friend, where the hell am I right now?" Pulling out the map again he points to it and shakes his head,. "I think I must have taken the wrong transport ship a while ago and I have completely lost my way. This definetaly doesnt look like Drokiev IV. There's no acid rain for one thing and I don't see any Orks."
>>47286645
If all else fails, call a lance strike at our position. Go climb a pole or something, get us through.
>>47286683
Welcome to Othellan! Weather today is Fading Warpstorm filled with Heretical sons of bitches!
Don't know from which regiment you are but get a gun and get shooting, these Noise marines won't kill themselves!
>>47286683
>throws a sucker punch
>points at the traitor Astartes
>>47286688
Sir yes sir!
Cover me!
>begins to climb a watchtower.
Rolled 8, 7, 8, 12 = 35 (4d20)
>>47286613
>>47286618
>>47286638
*rolling for countering everything and noise marine accuracy*
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>the Semper Dominus Imperialis, sister ship to the Indomitable Truth, closes with the heretical fleet and begins firing its kance batteries
>>47286735
Corporal! Do try to call for reinforcements before a lance strike!
Rolled 13, 16 = 29 (2d20)
>>47286738
>Dreadaxe is blocked.
Good, this might end up being an enjoyable hunt after all!
... Of course you've just blocked one of my blades...
>Begins to attack with the two bladed extra pairs of limbs now that he has closed up distance
>>47286738
>the nearrby wall smashes apart, standing on the other side is a very mad looking Orik.
'OO KEEPS SETTIN OFF ME GIT FINDER AND WHY AM I GUNNA PUNCH EM REAL HARD LIKE.
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>47286771
OF COURSE SIR!
>Keeps trying to make the frequency reach orbit and the other forces.
Come on baby come on...
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>47286738
>>47286793
Don't move! I mean it this time.
>fires a melta blast at the entangled astartes
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>47286738
>misses
>shrugs before firing another shot
why is Sam nver here to witness me being heroic?
>>47286816
Now is not the time for this fool! I am helping your problem with Heretics here!
>>47286817
Cause you suck at your attempts.
>>47286838
And i'm trying to take care of the both of you! If you don't want to get hit, don't engage so much in cqc.
>>47286841
in my defence I am VERY hungover
>he's slurring his words.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>47286861
Grah! You make me sick!
>Fires shoulder meltagun at the marines
Rolled 7, 15, 12 = 34 (3d20)
>>47286793
*rolling to backoff*
>>47286816
*rolling to dodge*
>>47286817
Rolling to kill the eldar via boltor
>>47286881
You can't be sick, you don't have the proper organs.
>>47286879
Larr's you are always hungover, be more like me. Always drunk so i'm without headaches.
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47286899
>shoulders melta
>pulls out chainsword
Time to get groovy.
>fires a plasma salvo
>Has went to a small, quiet room to readI'm back. Time to do adept stuff.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>47286899
>>47286909
>nods as he side steps the bolter fire.
do you mind I'm having a conversation here.
>fires one more shot at the marines head.
>>47286715
"Thanks, the name's Caidus Alriace, I've been wandering around this planet for days trying to work out where the fuck I was." The man gives a quick one fingered salut in thanks before pointing to the skull surrounded by thorns on emblazoned on his shoulder piece, "As for my regiment, I'm from the 47th Froxian infantry. I fell asleep after we finished our last campaign and found the rest had all packed up and left me behind on the planet. Been trying to head to where our next deployment was supposed to be for months now."
>>47286719
>Rubs the side of his helmet and glares at the Lt
"What the fuck you frakkin Ork fucker! Have you ever heard of asking politely?" The trooper pulls out a Merovech pattern lasgun and begins firing at the noise marines while muttering under his breath.
"What ever happened to frakking manners in this damned galaxy..."
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>47286899
>the Semper Dominus Imperialis continues its lance barrage
>>47286909
>Cough
>Cough
Hahaha that is true. But a bloddy Nurgling managed to give me phantom lung cancer anyways.
>>47286899
>Is really pleased at cutting the heretic down
>>47286881
>Is also very pleased of desintegrating the heretics down.
Rolled 18, 19 = 37 (2d20)
>>47286899
*gets cut mildly*that sure is impressive
>>47286881
*radios in for a titan roll for it comes*
>>47286934
Roll to dodge and counter attack.
>>47286987
I shall not ask how that is possible.
>>47286969
Shut up and keep shooting!
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47287009
>punches the marines square in the jaw.
SHUT IT YA BALL-LESS PANSY
>>47287009
Did he just say...
Did he just radio a Titan for back-up?
>>47287085
A what?!
>>47287116
A Titan.
A mighty Walker the size of a city.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>Punching the radio whilst yelling litanies of fury because stressed.
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! WORK DAMN IT! WORK!Rolling one more time to ask for reinforcements
>>47286969
>>47286987
>>47287009
>>47287017
>>47287036
>It's quite noisy outside
>Especially the ork
>Activates his privacy field
>Reading in peace and quiet can now continue
>>47287009>a titan
Okay, this is getting retarded. This isn't a game of *teleports behind u*, we definitely at least try to roleplay instead of constantly one-upping someone because they rolled higher. Also, you could have at least said that some of your guys died to a goddamn natural 20 melta blast.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47287017
"No, I can talk and shoot so I'm not going to drop this. Manners are a sacred thing, I bet you wouldn't punch Ollanius Pius if you wanted him to do something now would you." Caidus continues to fire his lasgun into the Noise Marine ranks as he turns to glare at the Lt, "Common courtesy is what seperates us from the masses of xenos and heretics that pollute the galaxy with their filth. Also KRAK OUT!"
>Throws a krak grenade at
>>47287009
>>47287137
"I've seen one once, it was big but less city sized and more like a walking fortress. Had a cathedral on top and all." The Sgt stops firing for a moment before slapping the side of his helmet then offering his hand to the Warpsmith.
"I don;t believe we''ve been introduced have we? I'm Sgt Caidus Alraice, pleasure to meet you. From you appearance I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you're a techpriest of some sort?"
>>47287173Yeah you see, what you said, I'mma just cheese a Titan to death with all mah enhanced guns. No rolls. Just death.
>>47287193
Of some sort, yes, Magos Depherion.
>Accepts the Handshake.
Some members of the crew of the Penance don't like me too much, they brand me of heretic so don't be surprise if I don't stay much after this battle.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>47287223
>>47287223
"Well now, that's a shame, you're the first person with some damned manners that I've met on this backwater. After that pleasant vox operator, he was fairly pleasant to deal with."
>Continues to lay fire into the Noise marines
>>47287157
>Eisen gets a reply. Just not the one he wished for.
"Please repeat your last, transmissions are coming through unclear."
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>47287364
>Still trying to stabilize the radioroll
Bloody finally
This is corporal Eisen! We're under attack by noise marines! They deep striked into our position and are outnumbering us! We heard from their leader they are calling in for a titan! I REPEAT: THEY'RE CALLING IN FOR A TITAN!
>>47287432
"You.....you what? Uh......roger that, we'll move a couple of ships to provide Orbital Support for your Area. Over."
>>47287681
Roger that sir!
>To the others GUYS THEY'RE GOING TO PROVIDE ORBITAL SUPPORT!
>>47287698
"Ah, that's awfully nice of them, I just hope they aren't the sort of people that consider bombing their own troops as 'support'."
>sits, surrounded by bomb-servitors, on top of a stack of gold. The majority of it has been taken back to the ship, but this pallet was not. For some reason. Ron is smiling.
Today is fucking awesome. Gold, titans, only other thing I could ask for is a drink.
>pulls out a flask
Oh, would you look at that.
I think that noise marine guy is gone. Shall we continue with what we were doing before he showed up?
>>47287916I say we made the titan and the noise marines kill with rolls and go on
>>47287763Caidus is in luck then
>>47287974Can we not and say that we did?
>Something something something all the Heretics are dead. Alice and retinue return to dinner.
>>47288102
Caidus lowers his rifle and stares at the small pile of dead Noise Marines before turning to the rest of the group.
"Well then, now that that nonsense is over can I get directions to the nearest star port or if that's not possible can I hitch a ride with you gents? I really should try and find my regiment as soon as possible."
>Cough
>Cough.
Well now that this matter is dealt with...
>Teleports out
>>47288226Interrogator Alice and her retinue are in space appart from the rest of the reg.
>>47288102
As I was saying, my crew has recently proven itself in combat with ork boarders.
>>47288358
They must have kicked quite a punch at those greenskins, sire, they hardly seem tired.
>>47288345Ah, alright. It also appears that everyone groundside are away.
>>47288381Nah, Ron's planetside.
>>47288358
I must admit, we ourselves have seen our share of boarders. Though the last ones we encountered were......well I shall only say that they are the specialty of my current profession.
>>47288422
Noticing the man sitting on top of a pile of gold, the Sgt walked over to him and gave a nod of greeting.
"Hello there good sir, do you perhaps know the way to the nearest star port? And if there isn't one nearby can I hitch a ride with you guys?"
>>47288515
Can't say I do, friend. But I can't let a guy I don't know ride with a bunch of Inquisition gold.
>takes a chug of his flask
I'm a responsible man, I'll have you know.
>>47288461
>the doors to the dining room slide open, allowing six power-armored figures to enter
>you recognize the yellow and red power armor of the Kosmosknechts. Behrend you recognize, but the other five are unfamiliar
>one thing they all have in common is they wear wargear not generally available to the average line-brother
>>47288676
"Well now, I'm Sgt Caidus Alraice of the 47th Froxian infantry, nice to meet you. All I'm after is a way back to my regiment, I got a bit lost and ended up on the other side of the segmentum you see." Caidus goes to offer Ron his hand but pauses midway, "Wait, did you say Inquisition? You gentlmen are with the Emperor's most holy inquisition? I had no idea in the slightest, it is an honour good sir!"
Caidus steps back and bows slightly to the drinking acolyte.
>>47288736
>Alice pushes herself to her feet and stands at attention. Mi'Lords. An honour.
>Her retinue follows suit, minus the speaking.
>>47288736
>>47288796
>Does what Alice said the retinue did.
>>47288736
>the command crew stand at attention
My lords, it is an honor. Thank you for accepting my invitation. I understand that you need to speak with my friends here?
>Behrend nods
>>47288787
>raises an eyebrow
Not used to that sort of treatment. Then again, you don't know me. I'm Ron. Acolyte. I smuggle on the side, if you need anything, and I do mean anything.
>gestures to his bomb-servitors
These things came from Cadia. This flask is from Vostroya. I'm from Logres. If you want me to, I can call you a shuttle from the Penance.
>>47288854
>Alice salutes the Admiral and turns to Behrend and friends.
I assume this is a conversation that will require privacy?
>Alice gestures for LIX to follow her and would then follow the Marines wherever they went.
>>47288902
"Hmm, normally I would be averse to talking with a smuggler, but as a member of his holy inquisition I guess it can be overlooked."
>Pats his rifle thoughtfully
"While that is a good offer, I'm afraid I would need much more than a shuttle to reach where I'm heading, other side of the segmentum remember."
