This is how I Inquisitor.
>>47276395
Secretly corrupted by Chaos?
>>47276428
That's a normal inquisitor
>>47276395
Molesting gypsies?
>>47276395
Old, ugly, brownie lover, and gets his shit kicked in by a some malformed bellringer?
>>47276395
First time playing an Inquisitor. Should I base my entire character around this guy?
>>47276395
He did nothing wrong
>>47276395
Voiced by Jeremy Irons?
>>47276487
>>47276499
>>47276968
+1
>>47276774
YES.
Time to open the Frolo folder. The Frolder, if you will.
>>47277181
>+1
His only crime was being really really horny. Probably had all the whores run out of town on a lark. That or he just had high standards and a thing for green eyes. Either way, that booty was worth more than a few hail Marys, and if he couldn't stick his dick in it he could at least settle for his other fetish.
Gimme a sec, got an image from this, and another great candidate for modeling your Frolloesque inquisitor off of. . . .
>>47277181
>Jeremy Irons
Tony Jay voiced him.
>>47278584
Welp! Could not find a proper picture of Farnese getting all hot and bothered by burning people at the stake and NOT masturbating furiously, so we'll just have to settle for Father Mozgus!
The joke about the fire fetish kind of fizzled out, but the spirit is upheld.
>>47276395
I can't live without flaming hats.
![vlcsnap-2012-04-20-09h16m56s82[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eNGtHjN.png "vlcsnap-2012-04-20-09h16m56s82[1].png")
This is how I Cleric, or possibly Chaplain.
This is how I rogue.
This is how I necromacer
>>47276395
This is how I Dark Heresy
This is how I Guardsman
This is how I Quartermaster.
This is how I DM.
This is how I angel.
This is how I half-elf
>>47282267
As a faggot?
>>47282366
You take that back, mithos was at least a double maybe a triple faggot.
>>47278688
Didn't her baby die literally the next day though?
This is how I warrior
>>47282267
Ascending to become what is essentially a Lawful Evil Lich and trying to make the entire worlds population into zombies, just because you REALLY want to bone your sister?
>>47276774
He's supposed to be an archdeacon in the book.
Now that I think of it, you can do a All-Victor Hugo Dark Heresy party with all the classes quite easily. Maybe several if you include the plays.
>Adept - Commissar Cimoudain from Ninety-Three. Execute all his loved ones in the course of duty, in a war he never wanted.
>Arbitrator - Inspector Javert from Les Miserables. Black and White morality at its finest.
>Assassin - Claude Gueux from Claude Gueux. He's the nicest guy you'll ever meet, but he's doomed nonetheless.
>Cleric - Archdeacon Frollo. You know him.
>Guardsman - Han of Iceland from Han of Iceland. Killer, pillager, rapist, arsonist, and hates everyone.
>Psyker - Lord Gwynplaine from The Man Who Laughs. Has seen too many things, and nobody ever taes him seriously.
>Scum - Bug-Jargal from Bug-Jargal. Successful slave revolt ? I think not.
>Tech-Priest - Gilliat from Toilers of the Sea. Works hard for the woman he loves, despite knowing that it will never be reciprocated.
And of course, Inquisitor Torquemada from the Torquemada theater play. So puritans he burns children that had to deface a rusted Aquila to save his life.
The common element between all these is that they die at the end. Because it's not classic french litterature if it's not a tearjerker.
>>47283948
>No comedy/adventure series based off the end of this
Wasted potential
>>47283948
Japan should be bombed again.
This is how I Inquisitor
>>47284254
I remember one mang with several chapters where a sorceress princess transformed one of her schoolmates into a tentacle monster. It had a pretty sweet tone and you'd probably like it.
I'll be damned if I remember the name, though.
>>47277181
>>47284271
Summer gets earlier and earlier each year.
>>47284596
>stop disliking my chinese porn scribbles
how I bard
>>47283948
I remember reading this.
It was super cute
This is how I Hunter.
>>47276395
>can't hit anything with a sword to save his life, literally
>keeps his freakishly strong semi-retarded foster son hidden for no good reason, rather than teaching him to use his ghoulish appearance to strike fear into the hearts of criminals
>worries about his own spiritual purity rather than understanding that he can fuck unlimited whores because nobody inquires into the inquisitor
0/10, would not fight heretics with.
>>47283111
Mithos did nothing wrong.
Ave, Imperator. You know I am a righteous man,
of my virtue I am justly proud
Ave, Imperator. You know I'm so much purer than,
the common vulgar weak licentious crowd.
>>47288628
Then tell me, Emperor
Why I see her dancing there. Why her smoldering eyes still scorch my soul
I see her, I feel her, the sun caught in her raven hair is blazing in me out of all control
>>47288673
Like fire! Warp fire! This fire in my skin.
This burning, desire, is turning me to sin.
It's not my fault, I'm not to blame, it is the Eldar's curse the witch who set this flame.
It's not my fault, if in his plans, he let Slaanesh be so much stronger than a man! . .
>>47288749
Protect me, Emperor!
Don't let this banshee cast her spell
Don't let this seer burn my flesh and bone
Destroy her forever, and let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone. . .
>>47284479
source?
this is how I paladin
>>47288929
Monkeydust and the Paedofinder General.
Among the most depressingly accurate satire out there
>>47289490
>mojo jojo alighnment shift.banana
>>47276395
this is how i Warlock
>>47290097
Alternativly
>>47283948
source?
>>47284271
>A land so nice they nuked it thrice
>>47284596
>Gropey is Summer
I'm honestly not sure if bait, or if you're a retard
>>47288628
>>47288673
>>47288749
>>47288853
8/10
I like it
>>47288929
>he's never seen monkeydust
boy are you in for a fun time. Go on, check it out on youtube, I dare you.
This is how I Techpriest Magos
>>47281187
this is how I Call of Cthulhu
>>47285154
I too like Moonman, aka "Klan with a plan".
What are some of your favorite songs anon?
>>47281041
You kick ass for the Lord?
>>47283948
Do you have a source for this? I can't find anything using Google Image Search...
>>47288628
>>47288673
>>47288749
>>47288853
Oh my God, I kinda want this now.
>>47283948
Gonna need a source here.
This is how I cleric.
>>47295706
Google 'tentacles training', it's only one chapter
>>47295858
... at least until SHTF
>>47295858
This is how I Warlord
>>47297333
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>47290148
Funny, that's how I Shaman.
This is how I Cleric
>>47290594
>This is how I Matrix Architect.
This is how I bard
>>47284533
That is
> [Namonashi] Tentacle Lovers
pretty fun and even heartwarming. Consentacles are the best.
>>47297323
This is how I Khornate.
>>47276395
This is how I Inquisitor
>>47277181
Gropey, I AM DISAPPOINT.
That's Tony Jay, man, not Jeremy Irons.
>>47288853
I impressed, anon. Great job.
>>47305023
I only see a faithful Ogryn defeating the forces of the Severan Dominate here, while his halfling teamate, the Magos biologist and the rest of the regiment provide moral support in the background. Nothing heretical here (the fortification may be non standart, though).
I admit he's certainly worse than Kharn the Betrayer for the boar's point of view.That Asterix thread a few months back was a lot of fun.
>>47304840
>consentacles
When you still want heartwarming romance to go with your hardcore fetishes.
>>47277181
>+1
GROPEY NO
>>47278656
>>47305107
Shit, I was just watching the Heath Ledger "Casanova" flick with Irons as an inquisitor, and I brain farted.
>>47278688
How the fuck did I forget about this motherfucker and his posse?
>>47282484
A few days later. After she was brutally tortured.
>>47284596
Really dude?
>>47285376
>He's not a fighter, he's an inquisitor; a non-clerical member of the church. He's about brains, not brawn
>Because he's still a devout catholic who was ordered by a Bishop to care for the child, and felt guilt and shame for being admonished so. Flaunting his sin by making hunchback batman would make it seem as though he was unfit for his position.
>Good ol' Catholic guilt.
>>47288628
Pic related
>>47306130
I was waiting for someone to post this picture.
>>47305692
A. Change of pace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp8hvyjZWHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4aX0c6ffuI
This is how I enginseer.
>>47288628
>>47288673
>>47288749
>>47288853
Welp, I know what I'm doing with my Inquisitor in Dark Heresy, now.
>Driven mad with obsession for an Eldar Far Seer, goes rogue to try and find her again in order to impress her with a gift, falls to Slaanesh in the process; his acolytes are forced to take him down for double heresy.
This is how I bard
>>47289490
>This is how I 14-year-old-brother's PC
This is how I Warlock
>>47290369
One moment.
>>47313532
Ignore the clicking noises its the dog walking around in the background and the last note sounds awful because it was my 10th-ish take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XKg64U159O
>>47313557
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XKg64U159O
got some fucking pipes man
>>47313676
Why thank you!
This is what it must feel like when senpai notices you.
>>47313557
Restoring my faith in the the Imperium there anon.
>>47313120
I'm getting magical realm vibes.
>>47313557
>>47313557
It didn't synch perfectly with the instrumentals of the song I've found, but it was nonetheless very enjoyable. Congrats, anon.
>>47313557
You have a good voice going on, anon, really good! Only note I can make is that you put the accent on the wrong syllable of "Imperator", it should go on the A. Imper-à-tor.
>>47290097
Am I the only one that thinks that the Yugioh series would have been better off if the Toei Animation version ended up being the prevalent series?
This is how I Paladin
This is how I cleric.
This is how I heretek's waifu.
This is how I Oracle
This is how I god
>>47317338
10/10 would worship
>>47317338
I feel bad for that servant, though. That Goddess just got him horribly murdered.
>>47317338
Every single face in this pic is reaction-image worthy.
>>47317494
I agree
This is how I plot hook.
filename
>>47278688
Where does that come from?
>>47290594
That is one of the most scariest pics I ever seen in a while
>>47318034
>he hasn't read berzerk
>NEWFAG WON'T HAVE TO WAIT OUT THE BOAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>47276395
This is how I guardsman
>>47284479
By the powers invested in me by some bloke I met in the pub!
>>47276395
this is how you are actually inquisitor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcFTIQPoQkU
>>47318067
Im so fucking glad I didnt have to wait out the boat that much
>>47276395
This is how I tau ethereal.
(Too obscure maybe?)
this is how i conflict resolution in Only War
>>47304033
Best Inquisitor coming through
>>47316932
Truth be told, if it were to with the song, and going only by the music, it ought to be more evenly divided with "im" being pronounced as long as the "ah" in Beata
"Bea-Ta Ma-Ria"
"Ave-Im Per-Ator"
>>47306130
>He's not a fighter, he's an inquisitor; a non-clerical member of the church. He's about brains, not brawn
Then why did he think it was a good idea to go into combat himself rather than sending his unlimited cronies to do it?
>Because he's still a devout catholic who was ordered by a Bishop to care for the child, and felt guilt and shame for being admonished so. Flaunting his sin by making hunchback batman would make it seem as though he was unfit for his position.
Caring for a child includes helping him prepare for the real world. That kid could and should have done better than working as a menial servant pulling ropes for a living. If you have a monstrously strong child that people are naturally afraid of and you work in law enforcement, you don't make him live in a church or make him Batman, you take him home and make him the best cop in the fucking world.
Note that Quasimodo was raised in the cathedral in the original book because Frollo WAS the archdeacon. But they couldn't have an evil clergyman in a Disney movie because that would have offended someone.
>>47285376
>>47278584
That's the beautiful thing about being Catholic - you can get away with literally anything. You don't need to feel guilt or shame because your moral standing is entirely based on your beliefs, not your behavior. Nothing you do is bad unless you hide it from the church hierarchy that claims authority over you.
Frollo could have for real just fucked any whore who would have willingly given it up for some of the fat stacks of money he's sitting on, then gone to confession and done some token penance and he'd be considered just as pure as he was before. Or better yet, his first encounter with baby Quasimodo could have gone like this:
>"What must I do?"
>"Care for the child."
>drops child down the well like he was going to anyway
>"What must I do now?
>>47313557
bravo
>>47320248
This is definitely not how we catholic here.
Where are you from/which specific doctrine do you practice?
>>47312713
That is how I wizard
This is how I Inquisitor.
>>47324303
Roman Catholic?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indulgence
This is how I halfling fighter
>>47326931
Funny, that's how I politician.
>This is how I werewolf.
>>47276395
Easily corrupted, worthless in a fight, and dies like a bitch?
Well, if you want, I guess.
This is how I Warrior
>>47320248
>Moral standing is entirely based on your beliefs, not your behavior
However, based on Catholic moral beliefs, asking for forgiveness only works unless you genuinely regret doing something.
So in that case, it's still immoral.
>>47276395
Speaking of Catholicism, this is how I Mystic Theurge.
>>47276698
Fuck not with the bellringers, for they are S5 T6 and have 3 wounds.
>>47299590
> well done steaks
> ever okay
You've made a powerful enemy today, sweaterman.
>>47300338
How can a country so obsessed with raping young women be so TOTALLY FUCKIN GAY?
>>47317155
Admirable.
>>47317338
> VaryingDegreesOfWant.jpg
>>47329325
Getting owned by a superior fighter?
>>47276395
This is how I witch.
>>47331052
Failing at most things while being macguffin and damsel in distress?
>>47283111
To be fair, at least his plan wouldn't have risked dealing with three potential apocalypses.
>>47329423
Your genuine feelings are inaccessible to anyone but yourself. There's no effective difference between being repentant and just appearing so. What you do should be what matters, not how you feel about it.
This is how I multiclass bard wizard.
