What happens?
Keep in mind, he has been slaying deamons for countless eons.
>>47272158
Kaldor Draigo meets his match... And then some.
>>47272182
Would they bro up?
Our would Doomguy be too angry for that shit?
>Keep in mind, he has been slaying deamons for countless eons.
He continues to do so as he always had before, except now with Khorne as his patron.
>>47272199
>implying Doomguy wouldn't go after Khorne.
>>47272158
He turns into Kharn the betrayer, except with a sawn-off rather than a plasma pistol.
>>47272217
I feel like the devs took a healthy amount of inspiration for the new doom from that comic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XZ1UECrRk0
>>47272158
>doom guy arrives
>demons try to kill him
>rip and tear!.png
>kills literally everything in his wake
>all the chaos gods are panicking
>except khorn, he's just laughing at all the blood? shed
>MEANWHILE IN THE IMPERIUM OF MAN
>um commissar?
>yes guardsman?
>why did bill knock me out, take my gear, start talking about huge guts, and start killing literally ALL the orks?
>I don't care guardsman, I'm a little busy trying to find were the fuck my chainsword went.
>>47272362
I mean "Rip and tear" is one of the first lines of dialogue spoken in the game, of course they did.
Eh, I think he'd get auto killed by one of the chaos gods using magic.
>>47272541
doesn't really matter, in the original game Doomguy dies and goes to hell. he just rip and tears his way out.
>>47272588
I'm pretty sure when you die you just game over.
>>47272605
>>47272541
Why would Khorne kill one of his best devotees?
He's Kharn+
>>47272158
Things may get a little tense.
its not as if anything in 40k could conceivably stop him.
he slowly makes headway through sheer tenacity alone.
>>47272158
He solos the Warp. End of story.
>Incoming transmission from: Black Templar 3rd Company
"My Brother! It is good to see you alive and well, how goes your crusader to the Demon infested world of Corvic 3?"
"Uh... about that... we're coming back for redeployment."
"What? Already? You've barely been gone a month!"
"Well... I don't know how to put this, but... the Demon World is empty."
"What?"
5 thousand years from now, when our race is pit against another in a cosmic show of force, races fight each other in this far off future by collectively psychically creating an Avatar to fight for them.
we will put for the Doom Marine and will never lose this galactic contest.
Why do you think the demons are trying to escape from the Warp into the rest of the universe? Because he's there, hunting them, endless cycles of death.
>>47274444
>>47275662
Praise His most holy name: DOOMGUY! Knee-deep in the dead forever.
>>47272535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm2-1XNj3gM
>>47272605
Tell that to anyone on Demos and in Hell... Oh wait, Doomguy killed them all after he died.
That armor design is so bad. I can understand all the gay parts in multiplayer but for the campaign they should do something that looks like Doom, not this shit.
>>47278665
The original t-shirt design wasn't that great either.
so what system would you use for a Doom inspired campaign?
>>47272158
Buthe is the demons
>>47279739
Deathwatch I suppose, but really, there's none that could do it justice.
>>47279797
well Strike! probably could with relatively minor tinkering, and I think you could probably modify one of the D&D variants to work for that purpose as well with enough homebrewing
>>47272714
>Implying marine bros wouldn't be best buds
>>47272500
>guardfags pretend that person called marine, wearing power armor and having superhuman strength is guardscum.
>>47279951
That's so cute.
>>47279951
BA! LA! LA! LA! LA!
>>47272362
>using a shitty reading
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUNCEzwQ_uY
>Humans tell their kids scary stories about demons.
>Demons tell their young scary stories about Doom guy.
>"Now little Tezbarath, if you don't devouryour tortured souls, then Doomguy will find you and rip you to pieces."
>>47272158
He becomes just another random factor in the Warp. The Emperor is the Anathema. Doomguy becomes his avatar, ripping and tearing his way through the endless legions.
>Palaces of Slannesh?
Rip and Tear
>Altars of Khorne?
Rip and Tear
>Forests of Nurgle?
Rip and Tear
>Fortress of Tzee-
RIP AND TEAR!
He kinda would be like Kaldor Draigo but less stupid. He doesn't do it for a higher power, he does it because there is some evil that needs killing! The fact that daemons come back after death just means he'll never be out of the job.
>>47279739
Only War maybe?
>>47280311
Doomguy never dies, never.
>>47279739
3:16 Carnage Amongst The Stars
>>47279951
>fingers wiggling
Too cute.
>>47279951
I lost my shit when I found that one.
The devs knew what the fuck they were doing with this one, and I love it.
>>47280275
>implying that isn't even shittier.
I wonder if Doomguy or Gordon Freeman would have a higher body count in 40K
>>47280507
Doomguy.
Although Gordon Freeman wouldn't be far behind.
>>47280507
Definitely doomguy.
I think in the fluff of the new game, the demons were so panicked the only way to fight him was to seal him away in a forever toomb and put up giant warning signs do not touch or else... He kinda is the boogeyman of hell.
>>47280576
Sounds awesome. I might get that game just for the plot.
>>47280584
>plot
The plot of the game is 'You are the demons. Rip and tear until it is done.'
>>47280611
At least it's acknowledged. Doom 3 tried too hard to have a plot.
DOOM sounds like it's telling you "you're the demon's nightmare. Remind them why you were locked."
>>47280611
There is actually ingame wiki with descriptions of all monsters, weapons, maps and model viewer.
>>47280584
The fluff is nice, but the plot is really shallow like >>47280611 said. Just find the ingame fluff somewhere on the internet and read trough it imo. Unless you like FPS games. Then sure its worth a purchase i guess.
>>47280640
I like FPS games.
>>47280627
I guess. I think Doom 3's plot was completely OK, but it would've been better if it played up the action angle more than the horror angle we got. Doom 3 plot + DOOM gameplay.
Although DOOM as it stands is more than acceptable. There's only so much you can say to a game with an opening cutscene that straight-up tells you to 'rip and tear' and then actively caters to your efforts to do that one thing so quickly. It goes from Zero to Rip And Tear from the start, and I fucking love that.
>>47280576
you don't even need to look at the new games to get that kind of effect
in the original games, he dies on phobos and gets sent to hell, only to kick so much ass that he gets sent back to earth because he's too hardcore for hell
>>47280627
That's all the plot I need.
>>47280611
Isn't that what the first cuts cent basically says?
>>47280881
For all intents and purposes, yes, and that's all the set-up or explanation you need for where the game goes from there. The important part is, some dudes from Hell are gonna have a bad time.
>>47280690
>His Final Smash is just the BFG 9000, there's really no other way to describe it.
>>47280327
Doomguy dies quite a lot, but he always comes back, ripping and tearing.
>>47281068
YOU ARE HAVING A NEAR-DEATH-EXPERIENCE, WHICH MEANS THAT I, UNFORTUNATELY, AM HAVING A NEAR-DOOMGUY-EXPERIENCE.
>>47281079
AGAIN.
>>47272217
Khorne doesn't care who his champions are killing as long as they are killing.
>>47281098
>And then Doomguy killed Khorne.
>>47281138
>This pleases Khorne.
It also makes him angry, but everything makes Khorne angry.
>>47281161
Even being angry makes Khorne angry.
>>47279951
That is so cuuuute!
>>47281286
Bitch, the Doomguy is adorable.
>>47274390
Some time later, somewhere in the Eye of Terror, the remains of the chaos reinforcements to Corvic 3 have to explain why they suffered near total losses when they didn't arrive in system until after the Black Templar's crusade had left.
Can we send Doomguy back in time to save the Emperor at the culmination of the HH? I wanna see Horus swatting the air with his power claws in a useless attempt to hit a man who can bunny-hop 30ft at a time and runs at nearly 60mph.
>>47281794
While carrying seven weapons and 3t of ammos and fuel.
>>47274444
I swear I read a hfy story like that once
>>47281897
HFY stories always make me believe there's alien life out there, and that they visit Earth just to read fun stories like that and adapt them into holo movies.
Kinda like the americans are making movies of everything without understanding the books first.
>>47280611
>>47280611
There might be more. But Doomguy has a habit of breaking speakers when NPCs try to exposition at him.
>>47280296
>The fact that daemons come back after death just means he'll never be out of the job.
>Implying Doomguy's fists aren't every single True Name
>>47282677
>implying the Daemons won't be fleeing the Warp out of fear of Doomguy
>implying they ever want to respawn in the same universe as Doomguy
>>47272196
>Would they bro up?
Of course they would. It would be just like out of Idiocracy, but instead of morons its RIP AND TEAR
>You like killing demons? I like killing demons too! We should be friends.
>>47272362
>>47280275
honestly if doomguy actually talked i'd imagine him sounding like either the ultimate warrior or tank dempsey from COD's zombie mode
>>47282656
>scientist guy: "We totally did this for the best of humanity"
>Doomguy gazes at a dead guy, and punches the elevator speaker to smithereens.
And just like that, I was sold.
>>47280507
doomguy
because he does have an equivalent in the half-life universe
>>47283347
he is never coming back to shove a pipe wrench up G-man's backside is he?
Doomguy and Sly Marbo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ing across space and time
>>47283405
valve said they did want to return to him someday but that was years ago.
the closest we'll ever get to an opposing force 2 is shitty fan mods like prospekt or a black mesa styled remake
I'm pretty sure the doomguy will just speedrun the world. It's the only way to beat nightmare anyway.
>>47272158
Is the game good?
Are all the spergs crossing their arms going "Its not REAL doom wheres the metal!" ?
>>47280296
>The fact that daemons come back after death
Not in the warp they dont.
Die there and they are gone forever.
Even worse is that theres a finnite amount of deamons, they have always existed along with their gods after all.
>>47283934
>>47283934
>Are all the spergs crossing their arms going "Its not REAL doom wheres the metal!" ?
What? It's right fucking there!
This game is a great homage to Dooms of old imo, but whatever, /v/ gonna /v/.
>>47281794
Pious could only stare. He saw his Emperor, his god, mortally wounded, bleeding out on the cursed deck plates of the flagship. He saw the angel of his Emperor laying further away, slaughtered like an animal. And he saw the perpetrator of it all, the betrayor, the Warmaster... no, the Heretic, Horus, avatar of the will of the dark gods. Pious could only watch in confusion and sick satisfaction as Horus was beaten to death by some soldier covered in blood screaming "RIP AND TEAR" at the top of his lungs. He looked to his Emperor, hoping for guidance, but the look on the Emperor's face only confused him more,for He looked even more confused. He looked back to Horus, and gaped. Horus, was dead, gutted, and the stranger was jumping into a warp portal screaming about huge guts. Pious could only laugh when he thought about what the God's would do now.
>>47283987
Nah before the game came out and the trailer was the only thing all the metal spergs and computer engineer atuismos complained it wasnt real doom.
>>47283934
From what I've seen:
> Multiplayer beta came out. People didn't like it. Turns out the multiplayer was outsourced
> No reviewers got any early copies for a bullshit reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBqBAqGLMcM
> People like the single player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogy87-6D4jQ
>>47284085
I can't help but feel that Doomguy would take a swing at the Emperor when the Emperor tried to talk to him.
Remember, doomguy killed everything in hell because they killed his pet rabbit.
>>47283324
There's some really solid moments of little character building sprinkled in throughout the game for Doomguy similar to that. Tossing aside the screen at the start of the game when the scientist guy starts to talk to him, as if he's saying to himself "Oh I know where this shit is going," making a backup copy of the AI after they sacrifice it, etc.
>>47283984
>Not in the warp they dont.
>Die there and they are gone forever.
Source?
>>47284411
Oh god, that just reminded me of the mission in Boarderlands the pre-sequel where you kill Felicity. I had to stop playing for a bit after her death.
What would the Grey Knights think of Doomguy ?
>>47284540
They'd feel an immense sense of inadequacy.
>>47272158
Fucking nothing.
In 40k, he's just a standard Space Marine.Fluff wise, anyway.
>>47282656
It's not "lol fuck exposition amiright?"
It's "fuck your justification, there's nothing to save here", as >>47283324 and >>47284411 points out.
Pretty impressive, given the deliberately limited nature of their characterisation, but I think I still prefer Wolfenstein's story (that was a massive surprise).
>>47284147
I say that's natural. DOOM was about shooting a Cyberdemon to bits with your BFG9000, not some twelve year old online.
>>47278464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4yIxUOWrtw
>>47284880
It's a little of both. On one hand, they're joking around with the player's expectations, because at this point we expect an exposition dump to get in the way of our murdering in an FPS, and on the other, they are adding characterization to Doomguy by having him go "Bored now, going to go kill demons."
>>47283934
>>47283987
>>47284147
I'm still butthurt it went all industrial sci-fi, which, while awesome, isn't the industrial/gothic demonic I love doom (and 40k) for.
The demons look like aliens. It's awesome, but...we've had that quite a lot, now.
>>47285166
Oh yeah, absolutely, I just meant that wasn't DOOMguy's characterisation (RAARGH I SMASH STORY).
He becomes Malal's chosen and starts absolutely wrecking shop.
>>47285183
Indeed.
Also, fun fact, the only way the lead scientist guy manages to deliver his exposition dump is by literally locking Doomguy in a room so he can talk at him, and bribing him with an upgrade. No joke.
Real talk here fellas, who would win in a fight to the death? Doomguy or SLYYYYY MARBOOOOOOOOO, and why?
>>47286055
Doom Guy. Why? Two words at an obscenely high volume: RIP AND TEAR
>>47285229
The scientist guy's increasing annoyance/anger towards Doomguy when he fucks up those lens things was bloody hilarious.
It starts out with "Destroying them isn't necessary you know" and ends up with "YOU CAN'T DO THIS! REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>doomguy's face when.
>>47281580
The only audio transmissions they could recover from the planet is a single grunt.
>"NNGH!"
>>47280662
>I think Doom 3's plot was completely OK, but it would've been better if it played up the action angle more than the horror angle we got.
they did. It's called the BFG edition.
>ancient good has awakend
>it's you
I fucking loved that plot, and the fact that Doomguy had more characterization than most other fps protagonists. And yes, he would kill all the demons, and then he'll move on to kill demons in another hell.
>>47286055
>There's a berserker pack in the middle of the room
>Whoever gets it pretty much wins
>Sly starts running towards it
>Doomguy, using his speed of superkenyans, already grabs it.
>Instagib punching commences.
I loved the alters in hell telling the story of the shitkicking doomguy laid down on hell's collective asses. It was like a religion they built up around him out of fear of him waking up/breaking out of his tomb
>>47272158
This is the guy who after the finale to the second game the game ends with the simple quote of;
>"You wonder where bad people go when they die now?"
He shoots Chaos. All of it.
>>47284654
>>47287404
Oh Holy Doomguy, who art knee deep in the dead, burning by thy rage, bless this chainsaw, that it might rip and tear the huge guts of thine enemies.
>>47279968
I think he's saying a guardsman was possessed by doomguy because he was in the warp, still stupid though.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg
>>47285196
Nailed it.
>>47284397
MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>47284397
It was a really cool rabbit.
>>47284397
No better motivation than righteous vengeance.
Doomguy is a filthy, filthy Xenos halfbreed.
>>47272158
Being completely serious, he gets fucking murdered. 40k Daemons are way worse than anything in DOOM's hell, especially the "psychic looks at you and you die instantly" variety of daemon.
But without psychic powers or a gellar field, Doomguy is either possessed nearly instantly, or literally dissolves. Physical matter cannot exist in the warp for long until a daemon takes over it or it simply corrodes to nothing. Kaldor Draigo does what Kaldor Draigo does because he's either a Beta or ALPHA psyker.
>>47272158
>Ooooh, bonus level!
>>47284219
Fucking definitely, the emperor wasn't afraid to spend human lives to get shit done, as well as doing some shady shit behind the scenes.
Doomguy would of fucked the emperor up.
>>47288204
>40k Daemons are way worse than anything in DOOM's hell
Outside of greater daemons, I wouldn't say so.
Daemonettes, Pink Horrors, Bloodletters, Plaguebearers etc, all seem like shit Doomguy could easily take on. Those fucks are at best, Hell knight level of dangerous.
>>47288204
>implying Warp is strong enough to pierce the RAGE field.
Khorne is chill as fuck, if we compare him to Doomguy. He is so pissed of at demons, that they made religion based on fear towards the Doomguy.
>>47284488
Jack did noting wrong.
>>47284219
>Emperor: "But it was worth the risk. I assure you".
>Doomguy just fucking smashes Emps' head into the ground.
>>47288204
> 40k Daemons are way worse than anything in DOOM's hell
Seeing as Doomguy does shit like outrun his own rockets & other shit I can't see even many Space Marines doing, I say he's okay.
>>47288204
>The Warp begins to dissolve reality
He shoots the warp then it stops.
>The Warp begins to re-write his mind
He shoots the warp and then it stops.
Doomguy can kill anything.
That's his superpower.
>>47288312
Lesser Daemons are ridiculously more powerful in the warp. Including the ability to turn intangible, teleport around, teleport you, lock you in a pocket dimension, possess you instantly, etc. And that's just the aligned lesser daemons, the random daemons of Chaos Undivided are way worse, such as those that become Possessed like cherubael, who can kill Warlord Titans. But again you have Greater Daemons like Lords of Drain, who can simply tell you to die, and you die unless you happen to be an absurdly powerful psyker
>>47288362
DOOM rockets are fucking pathetic. Not only is their blast radius god damn tiny, but we can actually see them moving, meaning Doomguy is just like thirty or forty miles per hour. An actual rocket propelled grenade travels so fast that you can't even see it if it's aimed at something close.
>>47288363
>xDDDD my may mays!
>>47288520
The blast radius may be tiny, but they explode vertically basically forever.
The explosion isn't a sphere, it's a cylinder.
>>47288520
Explain me how the heck Doomguy could kill the demon Titan who is properly much larger than Greater Daemons?
That was before he got his fancy hightech armor.
>>47288605
I'd chalk that up just to bad game physics considering a blast of gases should expand like a sphere and not in a pillar. Fragmentary explosions aren't DEW's.
>>47288520
>implying Daemons are truly that much
You clearly haven't been in the Warp too long.
>>47288643
It's more engine limitations than baphysics.
>>47288520
Technically speaking; The rockets were only pathetic because of game engine limitations. If you make one thing follow the universe's laws, then the other must follow suit.
Now, the one thing folks don't seem to mention is that in Doom 3, folks are getting possessed and undeadified back to back, but doomguy himself is having none of it. How would this be justified thus in WH40k?
>>47288683
It's the same reason why daemons are too scared to possess Sly Marbo.
>>47288520
>warhammer demons
>strong
They get BTFO'd by literally everyone. Doomguy is an overkill.
Doomguy is the lost Primarch.
>>47288717
I say it's Big Boss. He's extremely hard to find, has clone-sons, etc.
>>47288624
We have no idea because there's no feats. For all we know the thing had an Achilles Heel or it was so large and incapable of actually striking him, like avoiding Ant-Man in the new marvel movie.
Or fuck he could have just pulled an Ant-Man and burrowed his way through the body because the Demon was too big to effectively fight him. The Titan couldn't do shit if Doomguy blew a hole into its heel with grenades and started crawling up inside its body and blowing stuff up from inside.
>>47288658
Kaldor Draigo killed a fucking Primarch and is a psyker. He's not comparable at all to Doomguy and would spank him in a fight. Not to mention that he has special Aegis Armor to ward him against shit like possession. Draigo's likely the single most powerful space marine alive after Abaddon. Possibly stronger. Depends if Abby can resist getting turned inside out by a high level psyker.
>>47288699
You mean like when Sanguinius was crippled and had five hundred of his sons instantly killed by a Bloodthirster? Or how Daemons can blow up stars and planets?
>>47288825
>He's not comparable at all to Doomguy and would spank him in a fight.
I think I've found him.
>>47288624
If you mean the Icon of Sin, it had its brains just exposed out there. It was also entirely immobile.
But it had the insurance policies of a single platform with a perfect shot that never stayed still for longer than a second and the ability to summon demons.
>>47288846
>by the supposed strongest Bloodthirster
>Or how Doomguy blew up all of hell?
Fixed
>>47288850
Bitch more. Draigo is canon regardless of how much of a Sue he is. Also the latest Grey Knight codex retconned the Mortarion's Heart audiobook, meaning the crazy fucker actually temporarily killed Motarion in a fight. On his own damn planet.
Also, even a Delta Psyker would be capable of turning Doomguy into goo. Psykers are bullshit and you need special wards or items to protect yourself from them. Delta is more or less where "instantly kills you by wiggling their eyebrows" starts. Everything up from there is exponentially worse. Dak'ir for example, either an Alpha or Alpha Plus psyker, flew through space at hypersonic speeds and cut a battle barge in half. Khayon, either a Beta or Alpha, hurled a several kilometer long ship with enough force that he Exterminatus'd the new homeworld of the Emperor's Children.
>>47288924
I love how you chew out that anon for using a meme and then rise to the defense of the most /tg/-meme centric franchise of them all without even a single hint of irony.
I actually do love it's, it's hilarious.
I wanted to like this game, I really did but it felt too off. Everything is pretty corridor-y and the art design is to similair to Halo. Don't get me wrong - I like Halo and its art style but it works for Halo. Halo is like supposed to be sleek military sci fi porn and it works well for that setting but not really Doom. Doom was always a cross between Evil Dead 2 and Aliens and everything in NuDoom looks like an ipod
All that aside, I could have forgiven the art style, the lame as fuck industrial techno soundtrack that every shooter has now and the colourless environments if the game's map design wasn't so awful. Just tight corridors or arena set pieces with wave spawning
Don't even get me started on the gimped snapmap shit theyre trying to push and the multiplayer is shockingly generic
The game just really sucks
>>47288880
>Or how Doomguy blew up all of hell?
Which isn't impressive because DOOM demons are fucking chumps. All we have to go off is the games, and in the games they're little more than slowly bumbling monsters with little to no special powers.
>>47288339
Doomguy is the hero we need, but do not deserve.
>>47288959
So what's your argument? "l40k is full of memes from a shitty fanbase"? Memes are cancer in general and ought to be stamped out.
>>47288967
>Doom was always a cross between Evil Dead 2 and Aliens and everything in NuDoom looks like an ipod
>lame as fuck industrial techno soundtrack that every shooter has now
>multiplayer is shockingly generic
I'm surprised there isn't a "Game too gory" complaint.
>>47272223
Doomguy's too fast for Chaos. Dude runs like at seventy miles per hour.
>>47288967
You just have shit taste.
>>47288846
>be a bloodthirster
>get your back broken by a buffed up space marine
>be Doomguy
>kill all the demons
I guess chaos isn't that powerful after all.
>>47288977
>DOOM demons are fucking chumps
Next you're going to say that the X-Parasites or the Flood are chumps too.
>>47289005
>Malal supports Doomguy
>>47288967
I hope she realizes that won't kill her. At least not instantly. Depending where the barrel is in the real version of that gun, that bullet may just come out of her nose.
>>47288977
They work best in tandum with one another like a symphony
A couple of revenants are easy pickings - a couple of revenants backed up by an archvile and you got yourself a problem. Pain elemental? Annoying as fuck but easily handled alone. Have him escorted by two cacodemons and you've got a real pain in the ass due to lost souls preventing safe usage of rockets
Really the demons biggest folly is that they fucking attack each other so often
>>47288924
>Psykers are bullshit and you need special wards or items to protect yourself from them
>Doomguy
>lacking special protection
>>47288988
There's no argument. What would even be the point of arguing with somewhat like that? I might as well have an extended conversation about Vedic mythology with my cat and pretend his half-asleep eyes and blank stares count as actual responses; it would be legitimately more productive and more meaningful.
I was just letting him know how much I enjoyed his posts, because I did.
>>47288993
Those are fair complaints though
The game is really linear and doesn't play anything like the originals. Why they can't just go back to make 32 singular, individual maps I will never understand
I'm just super bummed because its obvious the game is DoA in terms of community due to how generic it is.
>>47288977
>>47288924
>>47288988
Demons in doom tend to get shit done, unlike their wh40k brothers (or sisters), until they get their shit pushed in by the Doomguy. Demons in wh40k are getting rekt by literally normal humans with lasguns. Doomguy is way too fucking good for warp-fcukery to be able to hurt him.
>>47289079
>the game is really linear.
Confirmed for not even playing the game.
>>47289079
>fair complaint
>complaining about Doom's futuristic look when there are levels in hell
>techno soundtrack when Doom was here first along with Wolfenstein & others
>multiplayer
>Doom
>multiplayer
Some of those are laughable.
>>47289005
>Strike Force Ultra Data sheet.
>477.M39 By the Dying Light
>Daemonic servants of Tzeentch create Warp rifts inside each of the twin suns of
>Haark. Soon, the leering faces upon the stars drive the entire population of the system >insane, but the Daemons’ incessant bickering triggers a duel-nova event. With the fate >of the system now measured in hours, the Black Consuls Chapter send in Strike Force >Ultra Varnor to recover sacred relics from the time of their founding. Captain Varnor >and his brothers brave both Daemons and madmen in the burning cities of Haark to >collect the relics, narrowly escaping into the void only moments before the stars die >spectacularly
Remind me when was the last time Doomguy destroyed stars. Or planets for that matter (which Greater Daemons can do). Plus there's also those universe destroying feats for the Chaos Gods.
>>47289013
No, the Flood especially by the Forerunner Trilogy are powerful as fuck and are merely a sockpuppet of the Precursors to exact their troll scheme/vengeance upon the Forerunners at the cost of all life in the Milky Way. More powerful than Daemons in the Materium, although that will change if Chaos ends up conquering the materium in 40k's inevitable End of Times.
>>47289083
This is true
The demons actually succeeded in obliterating earth in 2 and forced humanity to evacuate on a plantery scale. They just can't stop themselves from getting cucked by Doomguy. Whenever victory is within their grasp he always snatches it away at the last second and then wrekts the fuck out of them
>>47288825>>47288846
Kaldor wouldn't know what the fuck hit him after Doomguy blows by.
DOOMGUY IS A LIVING SAINT.
A LIVING SAINT WHO BLEW UP HELL!!!!!!!!
Check and mate.
>>47288924
LIVING SAINT, sucka - that trumps any psyker you can think of.
>>47289120
>universe destroying feats for the Chaos Gods
>40k's inevitable End of Times
I'm not even sure how to react to this.
>>47288336
"I'm the hero of this story!"
>>47288520
>NO NOTHING IS STRONGER THAN 40K!!!111
How does GW's dick taste?
>>47289120
>be greater demon 'n shit
>get your shit pushed in by a bunch of humans
>be Doomguy
>destroy Hell itself
Checkmate, boi.
>>47289083
>le I don't understand anything about the Warp
Daemons get their asses kicked in realspace because their ability to manifest is crippled. It's like a fish venturing out of water into a volcanic hellscape, it's toxic to them and drains from the available warp energy that allows them to invade the materium temporarily. Depending on the portal to the warp that was created to summon them in the first place, their energy may drain rapidly or remain for some time, but they will inevitably weaken and be kicked back where they came.
Also Chaos gets a shitload of stuff done. The entire Horus Heresy was one great plan enacted by the Chaos Gods to get back at the Emperor for stealing knowledge from them, as Horus was just a puppet to give Chaos perpetual war in the materium to feed and entertain them. Chaos' main interest isn't even in realspace for the most part, the gods and daemons only take partial interest in the affairs of mortals. The primary concern of Chaos is their endless civil war, the Great Game, the war for domination between the four. The war is truly eternal and will never end as the four will never let one of them rise up to seize absolute power, allying to put the most powerful down. It's why Abaddon's a fool. He thinks his Black Crusades and attempted conquering of the Materium matter at all to the Chaos Gods, when to them it's nothing more than a side-show for the real war.
>>47287276
>Speed of Superkenyans
>>47289116
Doom DM was, is and will be immensely popular. Just because you didn't play it doesn't mean competitive multiplayer wasn't insanely popular?
Also, simply being descended in name from an old franchise doesn't mean its immune to borrowing shit from others. The score sounds identical to Battlefield 4's
>>47289115
Sadly it is true. Every level is ---> go to arena area with wave spawn monsters ----> go down corridor with lots of projectile monsters -----> okay now do it again except in a ice area they you visit one time -----> okay now do it again except in a brown desert thats supposed to be hell -----> okay you beat the boss by evading his wind up attacks -----> okay, games over but I guess you could go back and look for dumbass collectibles or something
Just be honest, the map design is fucking lazy. Nothing clever about a 3 story tall floating platforms bro
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>47289193
I fail to see how space marines killing daemons in realspace is impressive at all, or how destroying DOOM's hell is impressive either when its demons are weaksauce compared to most versions of hell in fiction and the fact that a 12 Gauge shotgun is a useful weapon against demons.
>>47289201
>"we were only pretending to suck! Us getting killed is all part of the plan!"
Chaosfags denial is pathetic.
>>47289120
Doomguy destroyed Hell - all of it, the WHOLE thing. Stars and planets are for chumps. Chumps like 40k 'demons'.
>>47289212
You are backpedaling already.
The maps are demonstrably not linear at all.
Shitpost harder.
>>47288825
>all this draigo cock sucking
Doomguy has been killing demons on their home turf with his bare fists since before you were born, junior.
>>47289232
>space marines killing daemons in realspace is impressive at all
Even you agree, that wh40k demons are low-tier shitlords.
>DOOM's hell is impressive
Yes it is
>the fact that a 12 Gauge shotgun is a useful weapon against demons.
Superior Dark Age of Technology engineering.
>>47289212
>Doom DM
What I'm saying is that it's a complaint about Doom's multiplayer, something the makers didn't put too much focus on compared to today's enormous focus. I remember Doom for its singleplayer & soundtrack despite the existence & how much it popularized multiplayer FPS.
>>47287404
What's the wording on his wings?
>>47289236
Which isn't impressive because DOOM Hell is pathetic. A modern tank is a credible threat to most demons in it given the weapons used in DOOM, as only a couple monsters require the use of the BFG 9000.
>>47289233
It's not denial, it's fucking canon.
>>47289312
>It's not denial, it's fucking canon.
It sure is.
>>47289312
>A modern tank is a credible threat to most demons in it given the weapons used in DOOM
I'd take a modern tank over many of 40k's any day given their specs.
>>47288204
This is the autist who shat up the thread.
>>47289277
>Even you agree, that wh40k demons are low-tier shitlords.
Only in realspace. In the warp they're full eldritch abominations.
>Yes it is
Remind me then how many universes have been consumed by it. How many planets it has destroyed and realms burned.
>Superior Dark Age of Technology engineering.
Modern AR 500 Steel body armor is able to stop 12 Gauge buckshot. Meaning that DOOM Demon flesh for the most part is weaker than modern body armor.
>>47289247
Deceptive cherry picking, you enter from one far door and worm your way to the other side with an occasional dead end room with collectibles/armor/ammo that doesn't branch or deviate from the main path. Nice try though, you will not doubt fool idiots into thinking that there is actual substance to the game
>>47289354
>that denial
Holy shit, I never thought chaos fags could be so desperate.
>>47289331
Bitch more. Whatever is published by the Black Library is canon unless it is contradicted directly by more recent material or is declared a Heretic Tome by the publisher.
>>47289341
The specs are shit and don't line up at all with the lore. Leman Russes have gigajoule calcs for their Vanquisher Variants and Baneblades have been hit by MOAB equivalent strikes.
>>47289354
>Only in realspace. In the warp they're full eldritch abominations
Christian Weston Chandler is more disgusting than Nurgle in realspace. How terrifying is he in the Warp?
>Remind me then how many universes have been consumed by it. How many planets it has destroyed and realms burned
It's been said that yoru Doom 2016 player character is the last survivor of their dimension.
>Modern AR 500 Steel body armor is able to stop 12 Gauge buckshot
So are plenty of Demons in Doom. Not every difficulty is "I'm too young to die".
>>47289379
>"You actually progress trough the map, how horrible!"
You clearly don't know what a linear map even is.
Again, shitpost harder.
>>47289354
>in the warp they're full eldritch abominations
>bloodletter
>eldritch abominations
>daemonettes
>ELDRITCH
>ABOMINATIONS
Nigger, you're using a phrase you don't even understand.
Do you even fucking cosmic horror
>>47289201
By your argument, the only thing that matters to the four chaos gods is their civil war - chaos vs. chaos.
Well, the god of 'chaos fighting chaos' is Malal. Malal wants chaos to destroy itself - and whom does Malal select as his champions? Yes! Those nasty bastards who slay chaos like there's no tomorrow! Guys like Doomguy!!
So, by your argument, Doomguy very much IS the demons; Doomguy is, in fact, the very living avatar of the 'real war' you go on about.
Game, set, match.
>>47287276
>speed of superkenyans
You made me chuckle.
>>47289417
Compare that graphic to the automap of Virgil from thd Master Levels. Simple map made amazing with clever usage of trips and branching paths.
>>47289396
>Bitch more.
The only one bithcing here is you, boi.
>The specs are shit and don't line up at all with the lore.
But it's canon, boi.
>>47289387
Are you actually going to post an argument with quotes of refutation or are you incapable of actual refutation/forming a proper argument and purely spam memes?
>"The forms the live-things called Chaos, in their limited little ways of perceiving the >omni-verse, swarmed and thrived in this infinite ocean of mind and emotion. The >daemon moved with Stele. Waiting, waiting and watching for the moment when the >thrashing and chattering of the quarry was at its peak. Only then would it strike, >lapping up the absolute perfection of its fear, sinking in rending teeth, tearing it to >soul- shreds."
>Pg.106 Deus Sanguinius
>"Here in the Great Ocean, he could be whatever he wanted to be; nothing was >forbidden and anything was possible.
>Worlds flashed past him as he hurtled through the swelling tides of colour, light >and dimensions without name. The roiling chaos of the aether was a playground >for titanic forces, where entire universes could be created and destroyed with a >random thought. How many trillions of potential lives were birthed and snuffed >out just by thinking such things?"
>Pg.712 A Thousand Sons
>>47289430
>Doomguy very much IS the demons
>>47289430
Malal isn't canon. GW completely erased him from existence and pretends he never happened. Malice was shoved in a couple points, but he's just an unaligned daemon.
>>47289440
>literal autism
>>47289396
jesus dude, piss off and take your chaos wank to the 40k general will you? let people enjoy a daft and funny thread.
>>47289438
>But it's canon, boi.
Actually depending on how you interpret contradiction, any modern fluff on Leman Russ capabilities would override it.
>>47289440
I think you're the only one actually posting arguments here buddy, everyone's here to post memes and revel in doomguys badassery
>>47289440
>this much autism
Anon, don't come close, I don't want to get infected.
>HDoom is canon
This amuses and pleases me.
>>47289469
So no refutation? No argument at all? I accept your concession then.
>>47289379
>you enter from one far door and worm your way to the other side with an occasional dead end room with collectibles/armor/ammo
Forgive me if I'm wrong but that honestly sounds a bit like how a DOOM map works.
>>47289496
One bacterial marketer at a time please
>>47289437
>>47289495
This reminds me of some guy I met on the Quora who kept on insisting that Superman lifted infinity no matter how many times I showed him the actual scans & dialogue. He even claimed that he doesn't need evidence & that "logic & reason"(with some absurd assumptions) is enough.
>>47289493
Nigger, nobody cares about your autismal chaos wank.
This thread was obviously made just to discuss Doom, with the whole OP being basically a convenient excuse to talk about Doom and Doomguy here, away from shitposting that is going on in /v/.
Piss off, and stop shitting up the thread with your retarded power level wank.
FYI, I'm pretty sure we've just had our daily dose of Carnac.
>>47289312
Hod dat geedubs dick taste?
>>47289493
wait what?
>>47289530
If you want to talk about DOOM exclusively, fuckoff to /v/.
>>47289440
>>47289482
Is this samefag or not samefag?
>>47289560
Make us.
>>47289559
Doomguy has apparently survived every .wad. Which means every .wad is canon, which also means HDoom.
>>47289530
I think you responded to the wrong person.
>>47289581
>Doomguy has apparently survived every .wad. Which means every .wad is canon, which also means HDoom.
[Amused hentai reaction face here]
>>47289581
Yes, yes I did.
I meant to respond to this asshat:
>>47289495
>>47289560
You ain't the board police.
Also, Commander Keen rule applies here.
>>47289396
>cries muh canon! to back up his shitfesting
>cries muh not canon! when it contradicts his shitfesting.
HAHAHA!!! BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You lost to your own shitty argumentation! Faggot!!
This shit is god damn fun.
Anyone who claims that the game is slow is pretty much shitposting.
>>47289573
You cannot stop the autism.
>All around him, he could hear the sounds of the future, of warfare and death. The thought that he >shared the guilt of the destruction of the Emperor’s dream was the greatest shame and sorrow he had >ever known.
>An end to it all would be a blessed relief.
>‘Oblivion,’ he whispered as he closed his eyes. ‘Do it. End me.’
>The barriers in Fulgrim’s mind dropped and he felt the elation of a creature older than time as it poured >into the void in his soul. No sooner had its touch claimed his flesh for its own than he knew he had >made the worst mistake of his life.
>Fulgrim screamed as he fought to keep it out, but it was already too late.
>His consciousness was crushed into the dark, unused corners of his mind, forever to be a mute witness >to the havoc wrought by his body’s new master.
>One moment Fulgrim was a primarch, one of the Emperor’s Children, the next he was a thing of Chaos."
>Pg.757 Fulgrim
>>47289354
As a CSM player I'm offended by this level of chaos dick sucking.
Daemons ain't shit. They ain't shit in realspace, and they ain't shit in the warp.
After the Traitor Legions fled to the Eye of Terror, they promptly went to war against each other and literally everything else in the Warp in a conflict called the Legion Wars that saw a level of bloodshed that made the Horus Heresy look like a border skirmish.
They stomped the absolute dogshit out of each other and all the daemon hordes that got in the way, conquered worlds for themselves or simply exterminated them out of spite and brutally enslaved or killed any warp creatures that fought back.
During the Abyssal Crusade a single chapter of SM went on the warpath and purged 400 worlds within the Eye. That was a single chapter.
Now imagine the damage nine Legions would do, rampaging through the Eye and killing anything that didn't wear their Legion's colors because fuck everything.
>>47289563
Nope, I wasn't trying to side with that guy but looking now it looks like I was.
I was trying to say nicely "please fuck off back to the 40k general"
>10 quintillion hours in MS paint
>>47289396
You realize that just because a story is canon in 40k doesn't mean it's true, right?
>>47289440
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>>47289617
Doomguy would've teared the demons from the inside. Notice how he is the only one to not get possessed. Motherfucker is too angry, to give a shit about warp-fuckery.
>fun thread about doom on /tg/
>one chaoskiddie ruins it for everyone else
Chaos getting squatted when?
>>47272196
I want the buddy cop movie that is Doomguy and Draigo in the Warp.
>"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
>"Yes, brother."
>"Stop calling me that."
>Cue back to back formation as daemons surround them.
>>47289461
Can't have a war between the Chaos gods without Malal, anon. Sorry your geedubs can't canon right. Your Chaos is just food for Malal. Cry harder.
>>47289620
The Eye of Terror isn't the Warp. It's a Warp Rift. The Immaterium itself is a wholly different dimension/universe lacking normal physical laws. Entering it without divine protection, psychic mojo, or gellar fields leads to you being possessed by a daemon or getting dissolved by warp energy. What the Abyssal Crusade did and what Nine Legions would do would have fuck-all to do with the Warp itself, but those who set up shop in the rift where the two realities meet.
>>47289669
Being too angry doesn't defend you at all from being possessed, but rather makes you Khorne's bitch. Being too angry in fact can lead to possession or corruption by elements of Khorne.
>>47289680
>the Retconnium bursts open
>Malal proceeds to annihilate the other Chaos Gods with Daemon Prince Horus & the Chaos Squats
>because Malal wins all of Chaos is gone
>>47289737
>Khorne's bitch
Doomguy is angrier than Khorne. Prove me wrong, faggot.
>>47289698
Yes you can, because Malal hasn't been canon for fucking decades. What you think doesn't matter, the only thing that matters with canon is the holder of the Intellectual Property. Mala's IP owner quit GW and thus legally Malal cannot exist in 40k without GW getting sued to shit.
Which is good riddance because Malal is a pointless concept as he is already covered by Tzeentch and Nurgle.
>>47288106
Judy Doombunn crossover art when?
>>47289757
Kharn's angrier.
>>47289761
>Malal is a pointless concept as he is already covered by Tzeentch and Nurgle
Seeing as the conflict & contradiction amongst Chaos hasn't died down since ever, Malal's concept is still there. He's Chaos vs Chaos in any shape or form.
>>47289795
>Khar
>angrier than Doomguy
Bitch please.
>>47283984
Nope. You're thinking of D&D. This is actually fairly important regarding, say, Kaldor Draigo, considering it notes that nothing he does in the Warp has a long term effect -- especially considering time is largely arbitrary as well there.
>>47289428
And I'm sure doomguy would wreck every eldritch abomination on sight. Even if said sight is fucked up by being in a time bubble in 9 dimension.
>It's an abstract kind of RIP AND TEAR
>>47289795
>FAGGOT CHAOS BITCH
>ANGRY
>>47289617
Can't possess Doomguy - what' yer point?
>>47289817
Kharn was killed in the Siege of Terra, his body broken and clinically braindead.
He was so angry about this fact that he came back to life, healed his wounds, and killed everybody around him.
>>47289853
I thought Khorne did that.
>>47289700
This is what chaos-spergs actually believe.
I-it's like they don't know that more than demons inhabit the Warp - that there are things in the warp that eat demons.
>>47289867
It's never been elaborated on. What seems to go on is that Kharn is so god damn angry that Khorne brings him back whenever he dies because he's the angriest motherfucker in 40k. Even made him his avatar.
Most likely if Doomguy ended up in 40k, he'd ended up BFF's with Kharn. Considering that Kharn spends most of his time killing daemons and chaos space marines because he doesn't understand the meaning of blue on fucking blue.
>>47289795
Anger is a Loyalist trait. Anger is righteous.
>>47289886
Those are daemons as well. If you're talking about Enslavers, if they're even still canon, they're more likely some form of unaligned daemons.
Unaligned daemons mind you are curiously way more fucking powerful than the things that are bound to a god for no good reason. Just look at how OP Possessed Hosts are unchained compared to a Lesser Daemon Herald.
There's also the giant daemon whales that eat ships.
