Why does Chaos get all the pussy?
>>47245942
Slaanesh
>>47245956
Yes, with Slaanesh you get all the pussies, everywhere. In your eyes, in your feet, your intestines...
"never talk to me or my wifes son ever again"
>>47245966
You're thinking about tzeentch... Altough a multiple pussy mutation might be a gift of slaanesh as well...
>>47245988
Sounds like the set up for some bitter jurisdictional disputes. Which god is in charge of genital based mutations.
>>47245977
I can't tell which is which.
>>47245942
> dat one chaos champion talking about his daemon wives
I love wh40k cosplayers
>>47245942
Because birds of a feather flock together.I'M SAYING YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOT ASS PUSSIES
>>47245942
Cause their dicks are functional?
>>47246433
That's like saying a female zombie that received a sex change surgery has a functional penis.
>>47245942
Because cats are vicious little buggers and Khorne loves them.
>>47245942
>Chaos gets all the pussy
U wot mate?
>>47246576
>MkIV torso and helmet
>MkV-VII vambraces
>MkVII legs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>47246013
Clearly Tzeentch.
Slaanesh may enhance genital sensations thousandfold, but it's Tzeentch that changes stuff dramatically.
>>47246576
That's not 8 feet tall...
Not sure if would worship femperor either...
>>47246709
That is a living saint dumbass.
same reason you never see a drug dealer or gangbanger without pussy.
>>47246667
You do know many chapters cannibalize ancient patterns of power armor to fix up their newer patterns and vice versa, right?
>>47246731
>shining holy giantess pussy
Awwwwwright
>>47246828
If you're pleb tier, sure. Hence the "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>>47246998
Posh Minotaurs/Ultramarines/Red Scorpions pls go. The real badasses on the battlefield always have the most banged up gear.
>>47246667
mixing armour marks is the standard in 40k
mass production is (or was, before all the "legion brand special mark" garbage) a 30k thing, dawg
>>47247041
Only if you're a filthy casual. Proper chapter would appease the machine spirit and run only proper, pure marks.
>>47247018
There's a saying we have in the military: "No combat-ready unit ever passes inspection." And the corollary, "No inspection-ready unit ever passes combat."
>>47246576
>That Krieger armour
I never knew I needed this.
>>47246576
that krieg reminded me when me and my friends got kicked out a con because they were thinking out steel legion cosplay was some neonazi shit.
because all the german officers had an ork powerclaw amrite?
>>47246945
>shining
>>47247711
>some neonazi shit
Who could have seen that coming, amirite, anon?
>>47247077
>not accepting gifts in all shapes and sizes
>>47245942
>pussy
That's OnlyAfro next to CL.
>>47247814
Really? The mastermind behind my hatred of dark souls pvp cosplays as a schoolgirl?
>>47248923
Haruhi at least.
>>47247814
Except that cosplay is not Haruhi, different uniform, different haircut, no whatsthename club armband...
>>47245942
>Orihime x Chaos Champion
Shipping has changed.
>>47245942
Cause Chaos aint scarred to TAKE the pussy or concerned their giant two foot long marine dick don't fit in it!
>>47246327
sauce?
>>47249426
If I were to make an educated estimate, I'd search it with keywords "[ShindoL]" and "ganguro", but I'm not 100% adamant
>>47247041
>"legion brand special mark" garbage
Nigga you trippin if you think this is garbage. I play Word Bearers and even I recognize the greatness that is the Ultramarines armor.
>>47245956
Pretty much.
>>47246456
The female zombie didn't have demon gods use magic on it to grant it boons.
>>47247793
Got a question for you guys about that game, how do I get Titus to look like that? Is there an option for me to use the DLC I bought with it, or is that a mod?
>>47257884
It's just custom skins. You download them and put them in the game folders. Have you never played Counter-Strike or any Bethesda game like Fallout/Elder Scrolls?
>>47258181
Oh I've modded the crap out of Skyim. Spent days during breaks in the past downloading stuff and figuring out the maximum combination that it can run and still be stable.
>>47250471
Some of the faceplate shit is real dumb. They need to just straight up bring back beakies, it's far enough into HH for Mark 6 to be getting to more than just the Alphas and the Ravens
>>47245942
because chicks like guys that they can "fix" regardless of how likely that is actually possible.
>40K cosplay thread?
>40K cosplay thread.
>>47247711
Do they even WWI either? What the shit con officials
>>47245942
That costume must be hot and uncomfortable as fuck.
>>47260187
yeah just look at that top, though skirts are pretty good at helping you keep cool.
>>47260352
>Big head mode activated
>>47264718
Thought that was a bunch of midgets at first. Was having spaceballs flash backs.
>>47260352
why the fuck is his head so big?
>>47264862
To fit in with GW's model range.
>>47245942
I dunno something about chaos attracts all the pussies, real men praise the emprah.
>>47245942
>>47246709
That's a living saint.
>>47245942
Because imperium pussy is too busy devoting their lives to the emprah.
Because women desire to get raped
>>47265367
Hoooo boi. Here we go.
>>47265367
>desire
>to get raped
You can't rape the willing, stupid.
>>47265392
It's ingrained in nature. When one tribe dominates the other the male leader of the dominating tribe rapes the female, and we as a species as literally evolved with accepting it.
>>47265414
Then why is it the 3rd most common fetish for women?
>>47265435
Because dumb bitched don't understand that you can't rape someone who wants it.
>>47249426
How do you feel about traps sir?
>>47265435
>3rd
Umm... what are the top two?
>>47245966
So, it's like "eyes on the inside," only with vaginas.
>>47265506
Ahh, Kos...
>>47247735
10/10, would enjoy pelvis-shattering love-making with
>>47265521
Or some say Kosm.
>>47265435
Source? No? Thought not.
>>47265547
only "some" ever said Kosm. Most of those people were retards.
>>47246945
>>47247735
>>47265533
Are living saints really giants?
>>47264718
>private pyle up in the top right
>kim jong un has a bigger hat than his commissar
>those techpriests
>>47265478
From the girls I know?Shotas and traps.
>>47265478
2nd is exhibition
1st is anal.
>>47265634
Anal is as much a fetish as sucking dick is nigga
>>47265634
where are you pulling these stats from?
>>47265667
anal is totally a fetish, it's not for everyone
>>47246681
Naw man, General Genital mutation would be SLanesh, Prehensile dongs, tongue dongs, Feet dongs, All kinds of dongs. But when they start poping up in random places Tzeentch is muddling about
>>47265667
Which tells you a lot about current culture.
>>47265695
Dongdongs?
>>47245956
>god of rape and sadism
>attracting women
only in your fantasies
>>47266508
>god of rape and sadism
Yeah, and Nurgle is the god of death and Khorne the god of honor.
>>47265477
Just fine.
>>47265553
>>47266640
it's Kos, not Kosm
>>47270018
>>47245942
It's a good thing actually. It removes pussy that falls to chaos from the pool of options for you.
>>47245942
Cause, girls like bad boys...
>>47259081
That faceplate looks badass, fuck off.
>>47272111
>those tiny arms
