How do you kill someone that doesn't die/stay ded?
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>>47242622
Chop off his limbs and bury the five parts of him in separate locations.
>>47242622
Submerge them in a caustic substance that will immediately disintegrate any chance of regeneration.
>>47242622
Depends on the mechanism of their undying nature.
If they just have, like, wolverine-tier regeneration or something, toss them in a volcano or put them in a lead casket and dump them at the bottom of the ocean. Let them be immortal down there, out of the way for the next few thousand years at least.
If they are a Lich or equivalent, find and destroy the source of their power.
In general, finding a way to bind or destroy his soul usually does the trick. May require working with angels or demons to accomplish.
If they are a Doro-style immortal, you are fucked. Flat out, 100%, no win scenario. So just stay out of their way.
>>47242622
Incineration, mincing, scattering to the corners of the earth, and if all else fails, imprisonment in solid <insert hardest material available> here.
>>47242622
Contract with whatever dark powers exist in your setting to delete them from existence.
>>47242622
give them the Gemma treatment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a-Wz4DLZUA
Chain them up in a trunk and fill it with cement. let cement dry then toss it in the ocean.
>>47242622
Encase in cement/bury in chained up coffin.
>>47242722
>Doro
who?
>>47242944
Character from a proto-SJW novel
Related question, sorta; how do you kill a lich that is immune to magic, with his horcruxes(horcruxi?) scattered across numerous planes?
>>47242995
>horcrux
leave and stay leave
>>47243322
Pleb-tier as Harry Potter is, you gotta admit Voldemort had the right idea.
>>47243381
He didn't have the right idea. Voldemort's thirst for theatrics doomed him.
>>47242622
no one is gonna talk about the pic?
or at least check?
>>47244603
I'll talk about it:
It's a stupid meme that needs to die. ALso, the fake killing the unkillable quandry was ably answered by Gareth in The Labyrinth: Killing is overrated. Just put it in an oubliette and forget about it.
>>47242995
Traditionally phylacteries do not work that way.
If for whatever reason they are doing it in your case, apply wizard. Once you have finished making the wizard sad by making him fill up all of his spell slots with divination you should be good to go.
That said, why do you even need to ask? The answer is just the same as if there's only one. "Find and break them." Also please use the proper terminology unless you're in a discussion where HP specific terms are relevant.
>>47242622
You start by changing his nature.
>>47242944
The antagonist from a scifi book called Wild Seed.
The whole book is about people with extraordinary powers, and while Dori might not have been the first he is at this point the oldest, because his power is that his soul is not firmly tethered to his body. If he relaxes his concentration too much, or wills it to happen on purpose, his mind jumps into the nearest available human. This instantly obliterates the mind of the host in order to 'make room' for him, so any person he possesses is basically dead and if he leaves that body later (even if the body is otherwise healthy and in good condition) it drops dead as soon as he leaves it.
If his current body dies, this process happens immediately. Even he has no control over this. And if there is a maximum range to his power, its apparently unrealistically large (aka: longer range than the diameter of the planet Earth) because even drowning in the middle of the ocean or freezing to death at the south pole doesn't stop him from jumping to some faraway beach to the nearest person.
Dude has tried to kill himself permanently before, more than once, and failed. So now he just accepts that he is going to be around until the very last human dies, or for all he knows not even then. If there are no humans left, will he zip to some other planet and possess an alien? Who knows. Hasn't happened yet.
He busies himself by breeding people with powers in order to create more, stronger people with powers. His endgame is to have more immortals in the world, not necessarily immortals like him (the PoV character is a woman who has a strong enough control of her own biology that she can change her appearance and age in a couple of days, making her effectively immortal), so he will have someone to talk to that isn't humans, who he treats as cattle after living off of them since before goddamn ancient egypt.
>>47246716
But how do you do that?
What can change the nature of a man?
>>47248221
>mfw
Throw them into space.
>>47242622
Talk him out of doing bad shit. You know, a simple conversation could work wonders. Or just jojo him out of the plot, if it's possible.
>>47248239
Immortality seems like a good start.
>>47242622
Entomb it in salt. Salt keeps unclean things dead and safe.
>>47249177
thats how i bake a fish
>>47249512
Good anon. This simple trick saves you from Lovecraftian undead horros from the deep.
>>47249527
I can't count how many times dinner was ruined by undead horrors bursting out of the oven. The nerve!
>>47242622
Well if they haven't died you haven't killed them yet, so all you have to do is kill them and they'll be dead.
>>47242622
We brainwashed her into being good.
Now she's an advisor to the very royal family she was trying to kill and is now more powerful then she could have ever been as a villain even if she succeeded.
On of the party had a guilty conscience and so one day we organised with a Dreamseer to see what her true self thought about her fate just to learn we fucking suck at the brainwashing business.
She reverted just a month after we administered it. Killing the royal family was just a means to an ends and she held them no enmity.
She really did like her new job.
>>47242622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsQ_wETHM-M
By being Roy Mustang at them until you get results.
>>47242622
Make them watch some of Christian Weston Chandler's most disgusting videos.
>>47248221
>>47242722
So should he be sent to a dead dimension then? A void maybe?
How about a pair of artificial immortals who revive upon "death" in as much as it keeps the bodies fresh and viable for his mind jumping, so trapping him between two human vegetables. Or better yet, a pair of living brains in jars if that's enough.
>>47242622
Destroy as much of their body as possible, and put each part of them remaining in a one foot cube of cement.
>>47248239
Start byupdating your journal.
We chained her up, set her in a block of concrete, and dropped her in the ocean.
>>47242622
1 DEVOUR HIS SOUL
2 Crush his spirit. Like make him kill his loved ones.
3 Cripple him to vegetable state without killing.
4 Old and shitty imprisonment
5 Befriend him for the glory of Equestria
>>47242722
Tangential note, if you take Wolverine (or someone of similar regenerative power) and cut off their head, do they grow a new head from the body, or a new body from the head? Supposing they do so from one or the other, but not both, what happens if you repeat the experiment, but this time incinerate the bit that they regenerated from the last time? Does that prevent the regeneration? Or does the other part then regenerate. If the latter, how does it 'know' when to regenerate and when not too?
What about if you just chopped off his little finger, then incinerated the rest of the body? Would the ashes regenerate or would the little finger regenerate into a full Wolverine?
>>47242622
Bury him or give him cement shoes and drop him in the deepest part of the ocean you can find. He'll hit the bottom and the pressure will be too great for him to move in.
>>47242622
Death is removing something's ability to affect the world
reduce this ability however you can or else circumvent or harness the influence that exists
>>47242622
Inescapable imprisonment.
Effectively the same results as death.
>>47253763
>>47242622
This reminds me of a fairly cool concept made obscure by most of the rest of movie being written and directed poorly:
>Powerful construct created for the sole purpose of protecting a specific innocent
>Saving her will prevent an evil wizard from becoming immortal.
>Construct defeats wizard
>Construct fails to save girl, just barely.
>Wizard is beaten and broken but doesn't give two shits because he's achieved true immortality, bitches!
>Construct has no reason to exist
>Construct decides to spend the rest of eternity repearedly hacking apart the wizard.
God, I have never seen such potential for coolness ruined so thoroughly.
Throw them down a 5-mile deep hole and occasionally test a nuke by throwing it down the pipe and see how long it takes for the immortal to stop screaming from radiation burns.
