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2016-05-13 17:55:43 Post No. 47233935
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2016-05-13 17:55:43
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>Be dm
>at uni
>decide to host d&d at my place
>put out public bulletin for players to come
>spend entire day cleaning up house
>get stuff for refreshments: buy some chips and salsa, make bbq pork sliders, pick up some beers, coleslaw, etc.
>gamenight
>players show up, everyones getting set up
>gather round table, people got snacks, start introducing eachother, everythings goin good
>play for a bit, doin dungeon crawl, party encounters treasure room guarded by troll
>down the troll, start going thru treasure
>fighter finds a magic ring, puts it on, it gives a bonus to strength
>barbarian demands the ring, starts getting angry about it
>"dude im in character relax im not mad"
>fighter tells him no, barbarian attacks and crits the fighter, dropping him to -7
>infighting, "its what my character would do", more bitching at the table
>cleric steps in, goes to heal, barbarian rolls dice to attack
>guy playing fighter gets mad, cleric mad, barbarian is now shouting loudly at them both
>cleric picks up a pork slider and chucks it, nailing the barbarian square in the forehead, splattering it all over his face and clothes
>barbarian flips the table and gets into a fistfight
>fighter guy intervenes, while dude playing a bard and the chick playing a sorceress go to the living room and start playing ps4
>wind up shoving barbarian out of house, slamming door and calling the cops
>he runs off, players get their shit and then leave
>mfw sitting in torn up gaming room with food everywhere and ive got a bloody lip now
>get a text later saying "thanks for the game night when r we playing again?"
how do I tell them it's over, /tg/ ?
