>Human x Elf relationships are the most common interracial relationships
Why? These races are so incredibly incompatible that it simply cannot work out.
>B-But elves are sexy humans!!
You fell in love with one of your teachers once, right? Or maybe you have a fetish for older women?I know I doBut you know it'll never work out becausewomen want men with more money andthe gap in maturity is simply insurmountable, right? Imagine that, except instead of a maturity gap of a generation or two it's a maturity gap comparable between the timespan from the decline of heliocentrism to the fucking atom bomb.
Seriously, how can elves see humans as anything other than pets, let alone viable romantic partners? Humans are better off doing the do with orcs. Their maximum lifespan is what, 60? Not only is that only 2 decades shorter than that of the average human, in a medieval setting that's pretty much the same as the average human's lifespan. And that minor INT penalty leads to a far less insurmountable intelligence gap than literally living through the lifespan of entire empires.
>>47223964
Marseille plz. You lost to a dwarf. A FUCKING DORF
>>47223964
Tolkien did it
>>47223964
>Why?
Because of Lúthien and Beren.
Tolkien set the precedent.
Now I may be retarded, but I always understood it as a basic infatuation for something that's close to human but isn't really.All elves are, at a core aesthetic level, is humans with pointy ears. The big ears are just really easy to surmount compared to, say, the strong lower jaws of orcs (as well as skin pigment and other things). For the human, it's something they can stay comfortable with because it doesn't deviate far from their (or their player's) interests.
>>47223964
I think it's because elves can be more 'loyal'? For an elf, a human's idea of "Now and forever" is just a few decades, then they move on. Perfect amount of time for a romantic fling.
Humans get a partner that stays young even as they age and stays by their side to their dying breath.
>>47223964
holy aspergers the post.
why the fuck would any woman in a fantasy setting have the standards of a woman in our world? bmw's and shit don't exist in middle earth.
Elf relationships probably don't last too long to begin with, so having a partner whose total lifespan is only about that long might be a fun change of pace for an elf.
>>47223964
Wouldn't it be other way around?
We age much faster, dog years compared to them, they're the weirdos into old people
A webcomic I read a while ago had a really interesting take on why human/elf relationships were common.
Elven relationships were always doomed. With an eternal lifespan, it's inevitable that you'll grow apart and go your separate ways. The only exception to this was if one lover died during the relationship, meaning the memory of your love would stay pure for all time. This became a romantic ideal in Elven culture, at the root of a lot of epic plays and stories.
And then they discovered humans. A short lived yet compatible race were almost perfect. You fall in love, wildly and passionately, live and love like it's the last day on earth... And then they die, and you can move on, but the memory of their love will stay pure. Of course, it didn't Always work out that way, and the comic had various other issues with half elves being sorta genetically flawed lunatics, but I thought it made sense for the reason that half elves were very common.
The Norse did it. Elves fed Giants, Gods, and Humans. Many kings were said to be descended from elves.
Tolkien took it from there.
>>47224291
*wed
>>47224291
We don't really know what Ljósálfar looked like though, other than being particularly white skinned.
Because as the years go on and nothing around them seems to change, the desire for excitement and novelty builds up until a rash decision is made, commemorated by inexperienced copulation and a gestation period longer than her new flame's lifespan and centuries of single motherhood to look forward to.This is the real reason every half-elf is a moody fuck.
>>47224094
>bmw's and shit don't exist in middle earth.
Because it was always about bmws, right? Hypergamy is a survival mechanism. The man with the most resources is the most likely to provide for offspring and ensure they survive. Whether this wealth is expressed through BMWs, thoroughbred horses or even a roomy cave with plenty of mammoth meat does not matter.
>>47223964
Because it's socially acceptable to fuck a loli if she's 30 years old.
>>47223964
So if an elf snaps and blows a room full of humans, does she get arrested for elven statutory?
>Implying I didn't end up married to my high school teacher when I legally came of age
We'd had a kid before then even.
>>47224356
They were regularly described as beautiful, though this was also with the connotation of masculinity meaning beauty,
>>47224412
Take the fedora off, Francis
>>47224457
That's kinda hot, I wish it were true
>>47224412
in a world without shopping malls and fast food, restaurants or catering, you need to create everything with your hands. Men are the ones in high demand during these times because women don't want to do any of that themselves. Men are the ones who get to decide who they wind up with, the only exception being if the woman is incredibly good looking.
>>47223964
Humans are the ones taking on the fantasies, and so the fantasies are generally from the human perspective. Humans would like a wise, intelligent, understanding, eternally sexy partner who is basically the ideal of human characteristics. If this leans a bit towards men's tastes, that's no doubt because men dominated the fantasy genre for such a long time.
You'll notice that a lot of women writing fantasy tend not to use elves and dwarves as much, more preferring humans. Or, more recently, vampires/werewolves.
>>47224832
>Or, more recently, vampires/werewolves.
If banning women from fantasy means eliminating this shitty subgenre, I'm all for it.
>>47224832
>Humans would like a wise, intelligent, understanding, eternally sexy partner who is basically the ideal of human characteristics
fantasy involving romance is for women and virgins. true men seek vengeance, steel, and retribution.
>>47225461
>My genki brown elf tomboy christmas cake brown childhood friend has stolen my heart
>I will have retribution for this theft most vile by forcing her to taste my blade
>And by my blade, I mean my dick
Sounds manly enough
>>47224269
>half elves being sorta genetically flawed lunatics
This is something i actually really like.
I can only think of one or two universes that do it though.
...might be just people getting buttmad at all the shitty half-elf role players.
>>47228023
I don't see why they should be genetically flawed lunatics. Sterile maybe, but not lunatics.
>>47228034
>Mixing humans and monsters together.
>non expecting to get a monster.
>>47223964
One of the things I found genuinely interesting and not entirely hysterical in the Book of Erotic Fantasy was how it talked about the sexual development of half-elves. If raised among elves they mature too fast, if among humans too slow. Among humans you have a pale-faced half-elf building sand castles while his peers are arguing over who has the best tits. Among elves you have a wispy-bearded half-elf having awkward incidents with doll-playing elf children.
Adds to their sense of alienation, inability to fit in.
>>47228041
...hmm. Is BvS Imperium propaganda? Mixing together human and basically Space Marine and getting a horrendous monster due to the heretical nature of the act?
Human x elf shit is the worst.
Fuck Tolkien for popularizing that shit. Elves are better as magical, unknowable fey creatures, no as just pointy eared humans with some magical talents.
>>47228087
I'm inclined to agree, and if you want to make them pointy eared humans then don't make them live for the better part of a century. A lifespan of 200 years is around the point where they start becoming unrelatable.
>>47228106
...might not want to make them pointy-eared humans who live for about two centuries. Those are pretty much Vulcans.
I'm not sure where I should ask this, so I'll try here: I've been building a basic table top system with 20sided dies being the method of calculating damage; with that in mind, how much health should I give common enemies?
>>47228138
...nothing you've described gives us what we need to tell you how much health.
>>47228146
If it's about calculations it's basically: roll a 1 and deal 1 damage, roll a 20 you deal 20.
>>47223964
Someone got rejected...
Speaking as a low-born human coming from the backwoods of the frontier, yeah I like Elves. They're usually running around half naked, are well endowed, and very loose when it comes to getting a good fuck. But that's it. They sleep with every goddamn thing that moves to the point where those filthy mongreloids are a literal ethic group. That's before we get into the Orcs, the supposed "corrupted Elves" and their literal spawning pits.
Yeah, the evil corrupted Elves have little designated areas where they have massive orgies all day and night. Yes Elves are for fun, they're massive sluts and we're lying if we say otherwise. Now Dwarves on the other hand, those are real women. They will stand by your side even when the going gets tough, they back you up in a fight, they're loyal partners who'll stay faithful to you until you part. If you wanna bone a non-human, go Dorf.
Of course some of the Sidhe and Yokai make for... Interesting relationships. Really research your shit (this cannot be stressed enough) before you jump in bed with one of those though.
>B-But elves are sexy humans!!
Because this trope is such a fucking pile of bullshit. I understand most of the fantasy is aimed at compulsive teenage masturbators, but it doesn't make it better.
I love when Elves look weird and alien, you know, like a proper different kind of species - tall, slender, with long faces and bulging eyes.
But today they are nothing more that a bunch of eternal fucktoys.
>>47228190
>Yokai
Some are literally made for waifing
>>47228209
But Anon, that's a gumiho, not a kitsune.
>>47228064
Clearly the answer is to raise them among elves until puberty and then ship them off to the humans
>>47228200
>>47223964
>Seriously, how can elves see humans as anything other than pets, let alone viable romantic partners?
Same way "modern liberals" can see negroes.
>>47228343
Nice one, Cletus.
>>47224685
You're so full of shit it's even funny
>>47228200
Warhammer Elves are properly creepy.
>>47223964
Wish fulfilment. Most of the time it's implied that's human male x female elf, because most here aresexual deprivedmalesthat indulge in self-insert power fantasiesThen it doesn't even need to make sense that those female elves find humans attractive. Most of them must look like 2/20 for elven male standards, that die before they even get real shit done, mostly shite at magic and with the cultural and intellectual prowess of two goblins.
>B-but anon, most of the male elves are faggots and I'm so maaaanly and huuumanly!
Which is also pretty much a /tg/ thing.
>B-but all their female elves are sloooooots!
Another /tg/ thing. And japanese porn. This makes the least sense, considering that in some settings they are a dying or fading race. Or if not, then they have a stable population, but humans are still the most populous race. If all the elf girls would be such whores, half-elves should have overtaken already.
All this also implies that elves have a near identical sexuality to humans. Which is boring and shit, because elves that are basically humans with pointy ears are the worst elves. It also reduces them to one-dimensional waifus, not a fleshed out race with interesting characters and cultures, but only something that makes the human in fantasy lands and the human before the screen feel better about himself.
I remember dating a Elf. I remember coming back home from a long voyage with my fellow Vikings and finding her in bed with Jamal Tyrone, the slave I captured in Unga Bunga Land. Needless to say I threw her out, sacrificed the thrall to ol' One Eye and forgot about her in a week. Shacked up with a weird Cat Spirit from Nippon a few years later. Haven't been happier since.
>>47228352
It's true, though.
>>47228408
So Elves are all bitchy sex-starved Tumblr feminists. Yeah, I'm still sticking with Dwarven wenches.
>>47228408
>click for shiggles
>find scholarly analysis of cartoon shipping by gamma permavirgins on 4chan
>>47228379
Too dressed up there.
I think it would be creepier to add things like an extra finger joint, or flexible pads instead of toes, smaller teeth, clammy skin, stiff hair and black sclera.
Or just no eyebrows, but a heavy occipatal ridge that wrinkles when it moves.
>>47228505
Has summer already started?
>>47223964
I don't see how rail-thin knife-eared alien-eyed magic abominations with smug superiority complexes taking a higher cognitive importance than food can be considered sexy.
>>47228408
Anon, what you're missing in your dealings with Elven sexuality and standards is that they're generally extremely long lived.
That means at some point, it's quite possible they're going to dick a human for the novelty if nothing else. You can quickly get bored with a trait if you're constantly exposed to it (Nice as a quality is actually a really good thing in a partner, but the fact is that most people are fairly nice so it's not really attractive. So a lot of people end up dating someone who isn't Nice but actually has some other rarer quality that they're interested in.) So maybe you have an Elf woman dating a guy that's 2/10 for looks but is hilarious, or is hairy but also strong and surprisingly gentle with hands that could break her in two. Or an artist who is a moody bitch but completely devoted to her and treats her as his muse and his paintings of her show her in a way that makes her feel like an actual goddess.
As for half-elfs overtaking them, you simply rely on biology to have things like different PH balance of elf vaginas killing most of the sperm, or they don't go into estrus the same way human women do preparing for pregnancy. Maybe their fertile period is only for a brief time of the year for instance. Hell, maybe they're sluts with humans because of this, since sex with another elf means that they're going to have a much higher risk of pregnancy and then be responsible for a child that's going to be around for a hella long time.
There are plenty of possible reasonable explanations you can come up with that preserves them as alien and doesn't go full HFY.
Finally, in the case of PCs banging elves, they're PCs. They're explicitly created to be more than the average person, exceptional in some way represented by their class levels. So they get elf poon.
>>47228224
구미호 are essentially Kitsune you dumb western fuck, same base legend slightly different in different cultures. 구미호 eat you, is that waifu?
>>47228533
This is more to your liking?
>>47228611
You raise some good points that probably never happened in established settings and also probably were never of concern for the average reader of an elf-doujin.
>>47228644
Not guy you ask, but Fuck that is properly hideous.
>>47228656
Eldar are aliens after all.
>>47228379
>scottish elves
>>47228611
So Elves are western European women... Which means Elven men are the greatest of cuckolds. Which really puts the perspective of the great Orc migration and their huge exploding population into perspective. No wonder why Orkish spawning pits exist, those hos are pumping out Orklets like pez dispensers! Jeez guys, get a handle on your women sheesh.
>>47228656
>>47228644
That's what I'm talking about.
>>47228652
Nigga, if you're looking for quality in porn than your priorities are skewed.
But that doesn't mean you can't find it even there. It's just that people on this site probably just search for whatever is free and easy to flip through to the sexy bits instead of reading a good story WITH sexy parts.
But most established settings don't have a large number of half-elves, or interracial relationships and so it's uncommon when it's actually encountered and usually plot relevant in some way, and occurring between either people of the upper class who have the social mobility to first have the opportunity to interact with Elves and second the position to flout the standard morals and mores of society.
Or outcasts and misanthropes on the bottom rung of society who don't have commitments or investments in societies opinion of them and so can have non-standard relationships.
>>47228719
I see that you don't know that Sex Tourism is a big thing these days for Western European women.
And that your comparison is pretty bad because the attraction to novelty only works if it's actually novel. So it's going to happen among the upper classes of Orcs who have adopted Elven culture although they might revert back to their traditional Orcish stances when convenient.
Most Elven women would be apalled at hooking up with the regular orcs when they're exposed to them regularly, but if they were just traveling there for a week or if they found a wandering Orc that they knew wouldn't stick around . . . .
And also you forgot that the likelihood of not getting pregnant is a big point in favour of the casual sex as well.
Your shitty Europe analogy kind of fails because the actual races aren't separate enough to nearly the same degree as Elves, Humans, and Orcs are.
You're talking about breeding Labs with Chihuahuas, we're talking breeding Horses with Camels.
>>47223964
imagine the personality differences between elves and humans.
Humans are more driven and reckless than the average elf. Could be why every once in a while an elf wants a relationing with a human.
Personally i think half elves and human/elf relationships only seem common because PCs want all the bonuses of being an elf without the -2 con or whatever it is these days.
>tfw no elf gf
>>47224457
storytime that shit.
Are you still together?
>>47228787
>Humans are more driven and reckless than the average elf
I hate this piece of HFY so much.
>>47228812
It's kind of accurate for most fantasy though. Not Tolkien for sure, but while most fantasy is based on Tolkien, it's not 1:1, and elves especially have changed wildly.
It's not really HFY shit, just a common racial difference.
>>47228821
Tell me about those sttings then.
>>47228812
>Humans are more driven and reckless than the average elf
emphasis on average there champ. Remember that most elves sit around doing fuck all all day long, not all of them have balls of steel like fingolfin
>>47228763
Butthurt Elfen Manlet detected. Yeah I guess some don't like Orcs... They come to us instead.
>>47228841
And your average human is also pretty lazy.
>>47228862
your average human is selling himself in service to Sauron or Morgoth so he can fuck shit up and kick ass all day long
>>47223964
Oh, Marcilleposter. What am I going to do with you?
Here's some things you're not considering.
There's this thing called siring babies out of wedlock, one night stands, and boredom. Furthermore, you can look at it this way the lifespan of a human might actually be appealing. That's right, I said it. You basically get to experience all that phases of an elf relationship in the span of a few decades. Humans might be so short lived that it's not even a big deal to have a "short" fling with one of your human companions that lasts the remainder of their life. No guilt either as they die before you could grow completely bored of them in all ways. Don't forget young elves, elves young enough that this would be novelty or the age gap isn't too bad.
I'll leave you with this, Marcillefag
See these guys? Our ancestors unironically fucked these. When they encountered other human species they produced offpsring. Never underestimate how low someone's standards can go.Dutch sailors were desperate enough to fuck pure Aussie aboriginals tooAnd people hooked up with shitty little kids all the time throughout history.
Anyway, what you should take away from this is that people (humans and elves) don't always make optimal choices. They really fucking don't.
Also orcs and humans are not on good terms. Elves and humans get along.
>>47228812
How is that HFY? Those aren't always positive traits. It has its benefits but it also means compared to elves, humans are ADHD spastics that need to stick their dick in a fire to learn that it burns them.
>>47224685
>>47224412
>>47224094
Browsing /tg/ as a woman seems to be getting continually more distressing lately.
There are rare times I regret not getting into a hobby where the community doesn't appear to collectively hate my guts because of my sex;
but then I imagine my alternate self having an emotional meltdown in her middle-age because I was never able to roleplay as an elf sorceress with a thri-kreen boyfriend.
>>47228897
Elves are not as stupid and depraved as humans.Except wh40k of course
>>47228920
Because HFY will ignore these flaws and spend long paragraphs how humans have this innate power of awesomeness that no other race has.
>>47228925
>Browsing /tg/ as a woman seems to be getting continually more distressing lately.
Take it to your safe space, darling.
>>47228925
>/tg/
>knowing shit about women
pick one
>>47228925
I have to admit, I'm struggling to understand why the blue person is fantasizing about standing in a shoulder-high pit.
>>47228930
They totally are. There was a whole book about it called the The Silmarillion. Besides D&D elves are frequently Chaotic and aren't as above humans as Tolkien elves, if at all. Seriously anything with Chaotic tendencies is going to be depraved and weird on some level.
>>47228925
You're not a woman anon.
Why go on the internet and tell lies?
>>47228925
Women are meme people.
>>47228961
He wants to go crawl into a hole.
This is a basic visual pun, anon. Step up your game.
>>47228964
What's so depraved about Tolkiens elves?
Please don't say Kinslaying. That's a bad thing, but not the same as being a sexual deviant.
>>47228991
I was thrown off by the way that, like, if you wanted to crawl in a hole you'd want it to be one that hides you from/blocks your view of what's bugging you, wouldn't you? But sure.
>>47228763
>I see that you don't know that Sex Tourism is a big thing these days for Western European women.
So they go off to foreign countries to have affairs with Jamal under their husband's noses. Sounds awfully Elfen...
>And that your comparison is pretty bad because the attraction to novelty only works if it's actually novel. So it's going to happen among the upper classes of Orcs who have adopted Elven culture although they might revert back to their traditional Orcish stances when convenient.
Judging by how European women reacted with glee when the dregs of the ME swarmed into Europe, I'm going to call BS on this. So yeah, my comparison still holds up as Elfen women LOOOVEEE the green dick as they keep demanding it.
>Most Elven women would be apalled at hooking up with the regular orcs when they're exposed to them regularly, but if they were just traveling there for a week or if they found a wandering Orc that they knew wouldn't stick around . .
Still doesn't destroy my comparison. All I gotta do is point at Sweden and this point just falls apart. European women seem to lust after the desert rats, just like how Elves have lucid dreams of Shrek.
>And also you forgot that the likelihood of not getting pregnant is a big point in favour of the casual sex as well.
This point doesn't hold up either. In RL accidents still happen which is a big reason why abortion is being pushed so hard by known adulteresses. Plus in settings like Eberron, Half Elves are race of their own. The likelihood is clearly not that low.
>Your shitty Europe analogy kind of fails because the actual races aren't separate enough to nearly the same degree as Elves, Humans, and Orcs are.
Maybe so as it was made in jest, but...
>You're talking about breeding Labs with Chihuahuas, we're talking breeding Horses with Camels.
No we aren't. Elves still produce mixed race offspring capable of reproduction in DND. It's very much just fantasy breeding.
>thread created two hours after the last elf general imploded because of shitposting
Sometimes I believe this is false flagging to make us hate elves more.
>>47229042
>Sounds awfully Elfen...
What setting?
Because dnd came out with half-elves before it was revealed that it's not how it works in Tolkien.
/thread
>>47228993
That bit was less the depraved stuff and more the stupid part. But in all seriousness we like to think that's depravity but all that shit is arguably normal. In the way kids picking their nose and doing other gross shit until they learn it's wrong is normal. Sort of. And the thing is, elves have parents too. Parents that needed to tell them to stop picking their damn nose and eating the boogers. Seriously, that's disgusting. Stop it.
Here's another thing. Ennui is a hell of a drug. A longer lived being has a greater capacity for depravity due to ennui.
>>47223964
Why do you never see half elves half orcs?
>>47229072
Elves are dishonest and tricky by nature. Just ask the little men of the hills, the Dwarves. They know all about the Knife ears and their treacherous ways.
>>47229109
What? They're in D&D all the time.
In 3.5 they get an extra feat and one extra skillpoint when leveling up.
>>47229123
>Knife ears
OPINION DISCARDED
>>47228925
Let me fix this:
>browsing /tg/ seems to be getting continually more distressing lately.
We're getting /pol/ed. That's what you get for ironic shitposting - it becomes a reality.
>>47229085
But elves aren't as stupid and depraved as humans. You also take your conclusions from human nature for a fictional race.
>>47229163
Alright. You asked for it:Depends on the setting.They're either just as stupid, depraved, or at least one of those in many settings. And it's totally not unreasonable to give their behavior a basis in reality. The parent thing is a good analogy. I don't know about you but I don't think any being save gods are born knowing not to pick their nose.
By the way, if you want to play that game, I can say your claims about a multisetting and multimedia fictional race are just as baseless.
>>47229213
Oh! And they're similar enough to humans that they can be (role)played by humans. This is relevant because it sounds like OP is talking about a D&D setting. They're not beholders or something.
>>47229213
I think it's save to assume that in most settings normal elves don't run around as sexual deviants with the intend to fuck the whole bestiary of fantasy-lands.
I'm not talking about their evil counterparts here.
>>47229247
That's kind of a jump there, mate. I'll save myself time and say this >>47228897
was not saying they're sexual deviants intending to fuck the entire bestiary of fantasyland. What the hell anon.
>>47223964
because human sees a thing, goes "i am going to fuck that" and then does what it takes
>>47229260
>See these guys? Our ancestors unironically fucked these. When they encountered other human species they produced offpsring. Never underestimate how low someone's standards can go.Dutch sailors were desperate enough to fuck pure Aussie aboriginals tooAnd people hooked up with shitty little kids all the time throughout history.
But you really tried to make it sound like this.
>>47228925
Stop overreacting. I'm not even trying to make this about you being a woman. You're an individual and you're overreacting. Stop it.
>>47228925
We don't hate women, we hate people who try to use special statuses for preferential treatment in a co-operative game.
Just because those guys post that shit, doesn't mean everyone or even anyone agree with them, and you shouldn't take opinions on an anonymous message board as representative especially when samefagging is a thing.
> MFW Every "Women in gaming are terrible" thread gets shut down by people talking about their groups with women that function normally.
>>47228925
There are a million better places to talk about TTRPGs than 4chan.
Some of them are less sexist, to boot.
>>47223964
Humans and elves are the most similar looking in most universes.
I'm surprised there aren't more human pedophile x halfling couples though.
>>47229303
I don't know if they're "better". It depends what kind of discussion you're looking for.
Here you get a bunch of shit that sometimes turns into random gold, storytimes etc. and exposure to different viewpoints no matter how retarded or offensive and you have to learn to just not take the bait.
Respond to serious discussion posts, ignore the "women are only interested in dick" or "/tg/ is being /pol/flagged because you posted a fact I don't agree with".
>>47229286
Those are just low standards, or rather things we didn't even know were low standards back then or that our standards aren't as set in stone as pretend they are. None of that is particularly depraved save for the kid diddling, but history has shown that was a normal thing and it happened well into the early 20th century. It's not something we like about our past but it's dumb to dismiss underage marriage, something that was in all cultures for thousands of years as just sexual deviancy.
The overall take away is that people have lower standards than you'd think and that they don't always make the best choices (not practicing safe sex) in regards to sex and relationships. That's a big difference from being a sexual deviant trying to fuck the entire bestiary.
>>47229348
Yeah, but elves are not 'people' and I still think they aren't as stupid and depraved as humans.
>>47223964
Because Tolkien. Specifically, and this is something a lot of people don't get, elves and humans are the same species. Elves are just a different brand of human who have great genes and a somewhat different relationship between body and soul (elves' bodies and souls are in much closer harmony to each other, which is why they can literally die of sadness, and why transsexual elves can't be a thing). Dwarves are another species entirely and are on average even less interested in reproduction than elves. Ents may not even be members of kingdom animalia, and orcs and trolls are nasty mysteries that nobody wants to fuck. That's all the basic Tolkien humanoid sentients covered. So elf-human isn't just the most common (despite being VERY rare) "interracial" pairing, it's the only remotely probable one.
>>47229374
See >>47229239
If it's D&D you're wrong off the bat imo.
Also you're projecting your own bias without realizing it. None of that shit is really stupid or depraved. Kind of icky but debatably not depraved. Some of it was stupid but not incredibly so. They're simple errors and even Tolkien elves made those.
>>47228925
>needless hysterics
this is why we don't like playing with women, they cause pointless drama
>>47229435
We started talking about Tolkien, though.
Nanny Ogg is more or less how I see Elven Women. They just stay physically young forever.
They're dirty old women of the type that have a fountain with a well endowed guy taking a whizz on their front lawn. They crack dirty jokes, drink, and do magic.
They LOOK like they're 20 but they're actually hundreds of years old. You'll catch them singing "The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All" and hanging about Tir Nani Ogg and the like.
>>47229489
Disregard that, that's right, but this long conversation went other ways.
>>47229527
Man, your Elven women sound like total bros who'll back you up anytime anywhere(with the added bonus they're ultra hot and have no problem with fucking you out of your mind for weeks on end). Damn, they might even be worthy of drinking at the Dwarf table.
>>47223964
What if the human in question is just as intelligent and immortal as the elf?
>>47229489
No? OP, whether he meant to or not, was talking about D&D since he explicitly mentions things like the orc INT penalty or that the entire orc bit makes even less sense in Middle Earth (it doesn't work in D&D too well either. There's just too much bad blood between the two). Your first response was still >>47228897 even without Tolkien.
I did make a general joke about elves with the Silmarillion reference. I was half-joking there though. If we're talking about Middle Earth elves they often were just as stupid and their motivations weren't really that alien. They did wizen up but that's because by the time of the LOTR all the stupid elves had died off. Now as to their sex lives? Yeah, I can't say. They definitely weren't sexual deviants but I do stand by this statement in regards to your biases >>47229435
>>47229631
There we go. Geez, talk about a double fuck up.
>>47228930
>>47229598
Yeah, but they're still old ladies and have weird old lady habits. They'd be total uncanny valley types.
>>47224412
Ah yes, I was wondering when this would get trotted out. It never fails to show up. Are you next going to tell us about how studies have proven that women who are ovulating find "chad thundercocks" more attractive while pregnant women find "beta providers" more attractive?
>>47228686
Don't talk shit about mai waifu
>>47224269
Well tell me what comic it was, you ultrajape!
>>47228379
gets me hard still.
>>47229301
Being a woman is a special status? They're 50% of the population, for fuck's sake.
>>47224457
what he said
>>47228795
>>47228925
from one femanon to another, damn nigga, you embarrassing as fuck.
This is the tumblr tier post that makes dude anons post easyb8 replies like "lol anytime something goes wrong, it's cuz a wommin did it"
Guys shit talk all the time. You have to play on their level and grow some thick skin and not get easily baited by the girlfriendless 4ever alone autists on this board. I mean SHIT, just visit /lgbt/, you have not seen misogyny until you lurk there. /tg/ is pretty tame in comparison.
if your current D&D group sucks ass because the dudes are creepy and trying to fuck you and your character in the ass, the smartest thing to do is to leave the goddamn room and ditch their asses. Find a better group of people who are chill and actually have girlfriends.
>>47223964
>"oh boy another elf thread I can dump elf pics and elf shitposting into!"
>OP thinks humans and the great elves can never get along because reasons
You're wrong elves can get well along with humans so long as they're not jerks to one another. And you think elves do not value humans in terms of being in loving relationships or just friends because they live longer? Nah, an elf with common sense would accept that their human lover will pass away and will move on knowing part of his/her life has been joyful with the human lover and maybe even proceed to move to another lover once the time is right. Simple mah right /tg/ ?
>>47230220
>if your current D&D group sucks ass because the dudes are creepy and trying to fuck you and your character in the ass, the smartest thing to do is to leave the goddamn room and ditch their asses.
>she doesn't do anal
Whelp, 0/10, would not give sex earned perks to as a DM.
>>47230245
But that sounds boring. And you are boring.
>>47228925
>>47230220
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Over 10 replies and not one London up till now. We have a quota to meet, people.
>>47230245
that artist draws the most hideous hands. The family in the picture are practically their own race of uncanny valley hands folk.
>>47229876
Haven't you got rats to kill, Kruber?
>>47230267
>The mutant offspring is missing a finger
>>47230263
I don't see how his post was boring. By definition the "thing can't happen" attitude of OP is going to be more boring than "sure, thing can potentially happen" of his.
>>47230273
But I don't like thing that can potentially happen!
>>47228993
Reread his post. He said D&D elves
>are frequently Chaotic and aren't as above humans as Tolkien elves, if at all. Seriously anything with Chaotic tendencies is going to be depraved and weird on some level.
D&D elves are only a little Tolkieny 99% of the time they're more Poul Andersony (smaller, chaotic, VERY sexual, conniving, wizards with no sense of right or wrong).
![Sword_Coast_Legends-5-16-2015-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8W21fqd.jpg "Sword_Coast_Legends-5-16-2015-2[1].jpg")
>>47223964
Never understood the elf thing, they do nothing for me. Halflings on the other hand. I had a character once who married these three halfling sisters, one of which was our cleric. Good game.
>>47230051
And yet a number of women, like >>47228925
attempt to use their sex to give themselves special privilege.
>>47228856
>butthurt elven manlet
>post picture of dwarves, the ultimate manlet race
WHAT
>>47230051
Women are the ironic shitposters of real life so we shitpost at them on the web. It's only fair desu.
>>47228821
>It's kind of accurate for most fantasy though. Not Tolkien for sure,
Um... there's:
1. Tolkien (doesn't seem true)
2. Anderson (doesn't seem true, if anything they're TOO ambitious and enterprising)
3. Mythological stuff (100% vague)
4. D&D inspired fantasy (inadmissible)
In anything remotely RPG related its not "humans vs nonhumans" as far as ambition is concerned, its "PCs vs NPCs."
>>47230273
Give me elves that have another perception of time and love, whose minds work differently because of their long lifespan. Who due to this bond differently, a bond suited for long relationships beyond a humans life. Because then we get interesting stories about elf x human relationships. Not some "lol they fug for twenty years and then she does whatever xD" which sounds boring, unromantic and makes for shit stories.
>>47228620
Gumiho are much, much, much, much more killy though, like "tear out your liver and eat it" killy.
Unlike the Kitsune.
>>47230318
>Give me elves that have another perception of time and love, whose minds work differently because of their long lifespan.
I have no idea how the post would be different if you assume they were different, that's what I assumed he was getting at.
>>47224832
> If this leans a bit towards men's tastes
Legolas, other than WoW, did more to resurrect the fantasy genre than basically anything else.
Women definitely fuckin love elves.
>>47230318
This all could have been avoided if elves were never made a playable race. Putting that out there right now.
Anyway, you won't get that here for three reasons.
>RPG elves by design aren't that alien because they were made to be played by humans. This is a board where anon commonly deals with RPG elves
>No one actually storytimes that stuff anymore anyway. It's one autist with no self awareness doing those army guy with elf greentext stories
>anything not made by him is just there for wanking, and it doesn't pretend to be anything more than smut
TL;DR try /lit/ for that stuff.
>>47228087
If you can't think of how to make creatures that never sleep, have catlike vision, arcane powers, and live for 100s of years different and novel, then you are irredeemable.
>>47230371
>>47230318
"Alien mindset" is a copout for bad writing. ie. "I can't think of any other way of jazzing up my characters, so I'm going to have them act retarded and say its mysterious and deep."
Seriously, nearly no portrayal of D&D elves even begins to analyze how profoundly strange they are. If you can't think of how to make them come off as alien, then try writing from the human perspective with regards to them.
>>47230371
I don't think that playable elves necessarily can't have all that, but I understand what you mean. It would certainly be difficult to roleplay, and a lot of anons aren't interested in that.
Though now I'm thinking of writing a greentext story about that, from both perspectives. But probably won't finish them for this thread.
>>47228087
Tolkien made his elves stupid overpowered though and had no idea people were going to dilute his tale or his version of elves.
Besides fae elves have a lot of sexual undertones or explicit sexual stuff. Romance wouldn't really be a thing but elves and humans would fuck a lot more. So human x elf would exist still in a way.
>>47230340
Recent potrayals in cutesy Korean comedy romance dramas make the gumiho a qt gf who refuses to eat out her desired crush's liver. Look up "My Girlfriend is a Gumiho"
That or they are mischievious but kind hearted shapeshifting tricksters who are curious about humans and eventually want to become human themselves. See "Yobi korean animation film"
Elf/celestial is probably the most common as they have the most in common (morality, cool powers, longevity, DON'T FUCKIN SLEEP, live in a cool kid's paradise), hence why the first elf/x relationship in Tolkien's work is elf/celestial (well, maiar) rather than elf/human.
I want Marcille to spank me.
Reminder that love and peaceful relations with elves is a good thing.
Mental maturation is not linear. 99% of people are as wise and knowledgeable as they will ever be by 40.
>>47223964
>be human man married to beautiful elf maiden
>its been five years since you and your elf wife have meet and dated, and three years ever since you both married
>you are now a much older middle-aged man who's gotten slightly chubby over the years ever since you decided to be stay at home house-husband to take care of the half-elf child your wife has conceived after acts of love making
>while your elf wife is the bread winner of the house as she also works as a magic instructor
>after a day of playing and taking care of your child, you are able to put him to bed early and you make dinner for you and your wife
>your wife comes home and is happy to see you and the fact you kept the house clean and you made dinner
>you and your elf wife wash the dishes after finishing dinner, then your elf wife playfully suggest you and her have some good old sexy-fun-times
>you say yeah and you jokingly say you are not as good looking as you used to as you pat your plump belly
>she joyfully doesn't mind and is just glad to be with you
>you both make it to your bedroom as you bot begin the foreplay
>then you both begin to get a little more frisky as you both start fucking passionately
>after three hours of love making you both feel relieved and relax as you both fall asleep, still in each other's embrace
>life as a house husband married to lovely elf maiden with a lovely half-breed child is good.
See? Is it too hard to think of a good and happy love life between a human and an elf?
See guys, this >>47230571 is what we get for constant elf threads. Every fucking time has this shit been posted.
>>47230611
First time I've read it and I read /tg/ religiously
>>47230611
Yes I will admit I have posted that >>47230571
in some previous elf threads before, but hey it was meant to counter OP's thoughts of "hyoomans and elfs cannot be together" and hey, its just a normal thing one can expect from elf threads right???
>>47230669
Yeah, because a self-insert greentext story proves so much.
>>47230287
>Never understood the elf thing, they do nothing for me. Halflings on the other hand. I had a character once who married these three halfling sisters, one of which was our cleric. Good game.
How did that even work? And was the cleric's playerfemale?
>>47228930
Everyone is fucking retarded in 40k. Everyone. The only difference is HOW they're retarded.
i.e. The Imperium started worshipping the Emperor as a God even before he got put on the glorified porta-potty, then they made his worship the STATE RELIGION.
"Sir, take a look at this; one of the special forces guys are found fraternizing with one of those elves. Orders? Advice?
>>47229868
Found the bugger, it was Errant Story. Not a bad read, and IIRC the author actually posted on /tg/ a bit, did some /tg/ influenced art and so on.
>>47224026
He explicitly didn't.
The elf in question actively gives up immortality for a single life with said human.
Don't spam responses when you have no clue what you're on about.
Love for elves always conquers over hatred for elves.
>>47228408
>mostly shite at magic
>A human can become a level 1 wizard at 16 years of age regardless of intelligence and have all the capacities and confidence of an adult and be treated as such by his companions
>An elf is considered a child until he/she is a century old and spends decades learning the very same magic to become the very same level 1 wizard
elves on suicide watch
>>47230311
It's... complicated with Tolkien elves. They're fundamentally a force for stasis, which is why the fading is, while sad, ultimately a good thing for men, who are more about change and growth. So elves tend to be less ambitious in the sense of making big changes on the world, generally speaking, but obviously no less ambitious about pursuing any given goal (see: Oath of Féanor). Also that makes me realize that the Elder Scrolls series' Anuic mer vs Padomaic men thing is kinda derivative in its own way, although I still like it.
>>47224212
Pretty much this. Compared to elves, most other races are like mayflies.
>>47231649
>advice
>even in the futurex we ask 'elf wat do'
>>47231763
What about Ëarendil and Elwing, then? Or better yet, Idril and Tuor?
>>47224026
Yea an Aaragorn wasn't a normal man.
He was like a High Man or something and was close to 400 years old himself.
>>47232162
Embarrassed correction:it's properly written Fëanor... >>47232206
and Eärendil. Yes, I'm that anal about Tolkien shit.
See that whole sissy cuckold bbc tumblr thing ? There.
>>47232220
>Thinks he meant the late-written Aragorn-Arwen romance.
laughingelves.jpg
Fiction explores real world issues by magnifying them. Most humans have to deal with being without their family members for decades and their spouses for years. Even Tolkien, whose wife died before him, bitterly observed that 'the tale has gone awry, and I cannot plead before Mandos'.
So it's a good thing to be able to role play out some of the different ways folks deal with it. There's no single cultural way for humans to do it, why should it be the same for elves? Some elves would love freely, others never love humans, others mate for the life of their lover, then go celibate. It's the same as any 'premature' death, with a bit more drama since you can see it coming.
From the human's side, it would be the same, many choosing to love freely and let their partner go, others clinging jealously, or seeking immortality. Remember that scene in Highlander? McLeod's wife, she's dying but she's so happy her dream love has stayed young and can find other happiness. All she wants is for him to light a candle on her birthday...just that.
I swear I'm not crying!
>>47223964
>strawman and stuttering
Shit OP is shit.
In my headcanon all elves that want tô fuck humans are pedos. We have the age and mind of children and they get horny with the idea. Sick fucks..
Any normal being would get sick thinking about it.. The normal elves look at Us like a teacher tô their student. The ones that want tô have sex with Us are the pedos.
Elves are dicks? Remember the crush you had tô a teacher in kindergarden and you see why the elves are like this.
We are children and there's pedo out there.
>>47223964
>see humans as anything other than pets
I'd be her pet.
>>47224049
>All elves are, at a core aesthetic level, is humans with pointy ears.
That's wrong you fucking fucktarded troglodyte fucker.
>>47223964
>the timespan from the decline of heliocentrism to the fucking atom bomb.
Nobody wants a piece of this?
>>47232442
This. Is bestiality not a thing in fantasy settings? I'm pretty sure it is. Where are all these dragonborn coming from? Surely some people are fucking dragons. If a goddamned (literally) dragon isn't too stuck-up for bwoinking a good ol' hairless ape, why should elves be?
>>47232742
Oh shit that's a good spot.
>>47232846
The thing is, the dragons were probably in a human shape while the sex happened.
>>47224005
I didn't see Laius show any romantic feelings toward that girl dwarf.
>>47231763
Beren and Luthien?
Their kids were full on half-elves.
>>47228041
There is literally an Ultramarine Librarian who is half-Eldar.
>>47228087
>popularizing that shit
Except it was explicitly always a part of the folklore. Tolkien just made Norse folklore popular.
>>47230438
It's like that in recent portrayals because people have moved them away from the original purpose of the stories. Gumiho are basically "don't trust outsider/strange women" and "beware the true intentions of a beautiful woman" with the threat of death. My Girlfriend is a Gumiho ignores the human fear origin of folklore and just asserts "there was a magical fox (woman) and the legends came after and are just rumors". It's also influence from Japanese media. Anyway, kitsune are seen as mischievous, but aren't seen as outright dangerous unless provoked, like gumiho are. If treated well, they bring fortune. Where they become waifus, it's often after you do something nice for them, and sometimes they leave if you point out their tail or ears or whatever if they slip in their disguise. So, "respect your wife's privacy and modesty" and "treat animals well". There's kitsune-bi, which teaches "don't follow weird things you think you see in the woods".
>>47233314
>There is literally an Ultramarine Librarian who is half-Eldar.
>Rogue Trader Era lore
>Canon
>>47233314
>There is literally an Ultramarine Librarian who is half-Eldar.
I wish waifufags would stop bringing this ancient rogue trader lore up all the time.
>>47233035
What? No, their son was an elf-king. The only proper "half-elves" in the sense we're used to of being stuck between two ancestries were Eärendil's sons.
>>47233327
>GW
>canon
>>47233347
I wish faggots would stop complaining about people liking what they don't like.
>>47233412
I wish anons would stop getting so assravaged when someone points out that their fanfiction might not be possible in-universe.
>>47228944
Hey man. At least post the high quality one.
>>47233460
>might not be possible
>when the setting is made for YOUR DUDES
>>47233525
You are grasping at straws here, senpai.
>>47223964
Because humans and horny sluts and elves are pretty. You can do the math from there.
Who would join the crusade against elves (and other non-humans)?
DEUS VULT!
>>47233727
Have you ever considered that this might not be funny?
>>47233727
not me. now put out that fire and get off my law you psychopaths.
>>47233760
It's not your law, son, it's God's law.
>>47223964
Maybe it's a nice fad to the elves. See, humans won't last long. So, getting that limited cock or pussy will probably get the elves a lot of street cred on their cultural circles.
>"Guys, check this out. This is the smell of human pusy!"
>"waaaaaaat"
>"Damn, that's like fucking children, what's wrong with you?"
>"Booohooohooo hater!"
>"Damn, I gotta get myself some human pussy."
>"Just go to town you faggot, humans be all wet and moist for elvish cock!"
>"Daaaaaaaaaaayuuuuum"
>>47233727
I agree. It is time for the Age of Fire to end, and the Age of Man to begin.
The Dark Soul shall reign supreme.
>>47233807
then let's take this up with the guard. Try going on your "holy war" when you're in the dungeons.
>>47233823
I'm pretty sure that's how the age of fire started in the first place
>>47225461
>fantasy involving romance is for women and virgins
>he thinks tolkien was a virgin
>>47223964
When the fuck has a lack of relationship stability stopped people from getting together and fucking??
>>47233842
Try taking me to the dungeons when you're in the elven harems because you trusted those knife ear bastards not to make you a gay fuckboy.
>>47233910
what harem? I just can home from work, at the library, and you assholes are on my lawn yelling at me to join your insane cult. I've just called the guard, they will be here soon to stop your nonsense and hopefully beat some sense into you.
>>47230571
Jesus, they're bigger than her head! I don't envy her the centuries of back pain she'll endure.
>>47234004
Let's see you call the guards when we burn you for the glory of the sun God!
>>47233862
No it's not. Read the lore.
Gwyn, the Witch of Izalith and Nito were never human. They were Gods, and the age they ruled over was the Age of Fire. Humanity arose from the Dark Soul, found by the Furtive Pygmy in the First Flame, and were set to inherit the world once the Gods' Age of Fire finally faded.
But Gwyn was a massive baby and didn't want his Age to end, so he linked the fire to humanity, forcing the world into an endless cycle of fading and renewal in which the First Flame would never truly dies.
But when the First Flame finally dies (and it will die), the Age of Dark - the Age of Man - will begin in earnest.
>>47233727
Why would I want to do that? Sure, elves are kind of smug, but that's not something worth killing people over. And halflings and dwarves are mostly pretty chill.
>>47228064
Dude, that would actually make for some seriously killer green.
>>47234027
you are a stupid as you look.I. HAVE .ALREADY.CALLED.THEM. and burn me in a fire? go ahead try it. because i'm totally not a shapeshifted dragon.
>>47230300
Though they may be small in stature, Dwarves are bigger men than most men.
>>47234100
ANTI-DRAGON DEFENSE FORCE, ROLL OUT!
>>47233814
>tfw elves in interracial relationships are viewed the same way we view lolicons and shotacons
>>47223964
Puppy love is real to a puppy.
>>47233727
Brother, the abomiable Elfen harlots had long tormented good men with their well endowed bodies, inhuman beauty and whorish nature that make pious human women quake with fear. The sluts are affronts to the eternal fire and must be burned where ever we find them! Their men are weak and effeminate, so there will be no one to stop us. Onwards brothers!
>>47234272
I hate it when /tg/ throws headcanon elves like this around if it suits their cringeworthy roleplaying.
>>47234272
GOD SAVE US!
GOD BE SAVED!
>>47230340
Well yes I know 구미호 are killy, when I saw the post I assumed the man only new modern Interpretations and not the actual lore and somehow though 구미호 were more docile and waifuable than kitsune, which is bull, and I pointed out that 구미호 eat men.
>>47230571
Fuck off you pathetic ingrate, some of us have a work ethic and no desire to have someone provide for us.
>>47234365
Why would you use korean letters for that stupid shit but not hiragana for kitsune? Are you autistic?
>>47228064
>Book of Erotic Fantasy
Do you have a link anon? Been looking for it for ages now.
>>47233814
>forcedelf.jpg
>worst post in an already terrible thread
Everytime.
>>47229527
I like this perspective. It really makes sense of a lot of the typically elfen traits.
>>47234455
No, I have a korean keyboard and can speak korean, and I use it. I do not have a Japanese keyboard and I cannot read japanese, so I do not.
>>47235126
Use English, you gookaboo. No one here speaks Korean.
>>47228408
>>47224049
Yes I agree with this. Elves these days are Humans with Pointy ears, which ruins both Humans and Elves in a fantasy settings. Humans would become boring and plain, I mean what is the point of being humans when you got Elves. Elves themselves will be boring because instead of having their original culture and traditions and way of thinking they are just better Humans. It doesn't also help that Humans are usually portrayed as Medieval European Humans.
Although I think this can be fixed by:
1. Changing the Human culture from europe to another part of the world, such as Arabia or China.
2. Make the Elves appearance very different than humans that you can tell them apart without even looking at their ears. Such as picture related.
3. Give each race a special power that is only special to their race. Ex: Dwarves uses Earth Magic, Elves uses Arcane Magic, Humans uses Transformation Magic, etc.. etc...
Although I hardly see this in fantasy these days and would probably be a while before it changes.
>>47232220
Aragorn was a Dúnedain - as in, a Numenorean, which were basically the Atlanteans in Middle Earth. Numenorean royalty lived either for as long as their role in history required or as long as they wanted, since they could choose their time of death (Men are given. Originally they could live over 300 years, but due first to their corruption and later due to Tolkien's running theme of a mythical world decaying into mundanity this diminished until even Aragorn only lived to be 210. In LotR he was 87.
Also, half-elves didn't really exist in Tolkien as they pretty much only happened when God willed it, and they had to choose the fate of Men or Elves anyways.
>>47224049
>as well as skin pigment
kek
>>47235171
I support idea 2 and 3.
>>47228611
This is one big "depends on the setting"
Tolkien elves can't just choose to go fuck a human because they don't have free will, and even if they could Men wouldn't precisely look very sexy to them since from a Elven perspective Men are incredibly sickly elves. Even if Men looked just as attractive as elves, it would have to be a virgin as Elven libido flatlines after they first have children (and having children diminishes the powers of Elven women). If this all happened anyways, sex is synonymous to marriage for Elves, so you can brace yourself for an elf waifu
Interestingly, due to the whole "no free will" jazz, a elf committing rape would be such a complete violation of their nature they instantly passed on to Mandos.
>>47235413
It's good enough. We need some change in the usual dynamic between Humans and Elves.
>>47234149
Can you not contradict yourself for a second?
>>47223964
Age has historically, across all cultures, been one of the smallest concerns of differences among people.
Too old is still romanticized across all medias, and too young is a relatively new taboo in the grand course of history. Forget different standards in fantasy worlds, they're probably only as hesitant as we've been.
>>47236120
>Too old is still romanticized across all medias
U fookin' wot m8? Maybe older men, and only because they're the ones who actually have money.
>>47223964
Elves like getting with humans because a marriage lasting a human's entire lifespan is like a passionate three-year love affair to an elf.
They fall in love, enjoy each other, and then the human dies off before boredom and familiarity sets in.
If they're lucky they end up with a half-elf child to remind them how great that guy/lady was.
>>47228087
>Elves are better as magical, unknowable fey creatures
To be honest I'm getting as tired of the 2alien4u superfey elves as I am the "humans with pointy ears" variety at this point.
>>47231763
Actually he did, since the main problem talked about in the OP is the age gap. I don't know exactly how old Arwen was, but she was sure as fuck older than Aragorn. The fact that she gave up her immortality helped, but it's not something that would get rid of the already-existing age gap.
>>47223964
>And that minor INT penalty leads to a far less insurmountable intelligence gap than literally living through the lifespan of entire empires.
And yet most games don't describe Elves as being any smarter than Humans. It's almost as if knowing more doesn't actually make you smarter, simply more knowledgeable (in RPG terms Elves should be higher level, not have more Int).
I'd say it's more along the lines of Elves wanting something along the lines of a semi-casual fling; they like the Human and want to be with them for a while, but they know the Human isn't going to be the one that's there for them when they're old. Sort of the equivalent of getting into a summer romance with someone and leaving open the possibility that it'll last a couple years, but you're not about to start talking about marriage.
>>47234013
Back pain is not a problem if you get actual exercise.
Given that she apparently lives in a forest, I doubt she has a desk job.
>>47236519
Imagine an elf who married a human spellcaster thinking it'll be a nice summer romance, only to be disappointed 1000 years later when he's an immortal lich ex who she keeps awkwardly running into at inconvenient times.
>>47236644
>Our vows were "till death do us part", Bill! You died! It's over! Move on!
>>47235611
The stupid beta cuck is making a very thinly veiled sexual joke.
>>47235426
Misinformation the post
>>47235426
>sex is synonymous to marriage for Elves
This is the only accurate thing in the entire post for Tolkein elves.
>>47233727
Did the Elves invade half the known world, slaughter countless innocents, rape/pillage/plunder, and force humans to worship their satanic deities or be treated as second-class citizens with no rights?
No? Then why declare war on them?
>>47236774
>>47236836
All the stuff in my post was from Tolkien himself in letters, that you don't know le deepest lore doesn't mean it's inaccurate you scruts.
>>47236907
Actually scratch that, it's History of Middle-Earth and the occasional letter
>>47236892
Resources. Elves refuse to share their resources in trade, and with the plagues humanity can't afford to leave it to chance.
