Another obligatory elf thread; this time however lets try appreciating and discuss about the Dark/Drow Elves a bit more than the more common High and Wood Elves... Or the "Half" Elves... So as always talk and shitpost about elves, but lets make it about the dark ones for bonus.
>>47210323
>"buh-but guise, the Drow Elves can be nice and redeemable too!!!"
>>47210323
Who /Vault of the Drow/ here?
>>47210323
Pretty... I think I get why she's mad though. Drow don't normally wear anything like that, do they?
>looks at thread OP's pic of choice
Whoa whoa what is this??? A drow male wearing a not only formal, but normal clothing that is not meant to make him look like a subservient slave? And a drow woman wearing a conservative dress that is not in anyway skimpy nor revealing!? AND, the Drow male is playing a joke with the female drow with him laughing at her expense!?
What fucking sorcery is this!?
>>47210825
Well, you'll not that it's broad daylight outside, with trees and shit.
Clearly, this is not a slice of life in Mezno....Menzababa....Matriarchal Mafia City.
>>47210777
That is a good question; either those Dark Elves are "surface" born and civilized beings unlike the "normal" Dark Elves who're matriarchal savages underground. Or this must be some alternate universe with a fantasy setting where Dark/Drow Elves are just as civilized people as any other elves/people.
ELVES!? ESPECIALLY DROW ELVES!? HERESY!!!deusvult!!!!
>>47210985
Can you be any more boring and predictable
>>47211043
Asides from the typical HFY, so as this fucking thread desu. 'Elf threads and wanking is a staple of /tg.' -my ass it is.
Dark Elves are just Elves with an edge. I hate that people constantly infer that all Dark Elves are or should be Drow. Drow are probably one of the shittiest examples of what can be done with the concept of Dark Elves.
>>47211145
There was a time that drow were respectable.
That time ended approximately three days after Vault of the Drow was published.
>>47211145
Drows might be edgelords but at least they do something else besides being uppity tree huggers, name a single piece of normal elf lore that surpasses drow lore
Protip: You can't, elves are a shit race
>>47211101
It's /tg/. Not tg, not TG, not /tg, not tg/, and definitely not /TG/.
/tg/
>>47211572
Futa dicks.
>>47211770
That's proper adrogynous hermaphrodites (i.e. more confusing than sexy) not a girl with a dick throw on.
Also I'm sure we can dig up herm stuff for Drow. After all this is the race with battles to the death inside the womb.
>>47210541
Uh...yeah. I can think of like five good, or at least decidedly not evil, drow off the top of my head in the Realms without even trying: Drizzt, Liriel, Viconia (if romanced correctly), Soulafein, Quilé, and Elkantar.
Speaking of the last two, Eilistraee's entire reason for existence is the fact that drow are not innately evil and can be redeemed.
No matter the colour - all elves should be purged. A pair of hideous ears and a pile of arrogance - nothing but troubles on trans-dimensional scale.
All races should live harmoniously alongside each other. It's racial ideologues on both sides that destroy the dream.
>>47212299
Made even better when those ideologues are absolute and divine rulers of their people's.
No evil like divine evil.
>>47212328
Absolute rulers are the problem. They need some good old fashioned American democracy, and not so old fashioned but still good American acceptance of all races.
On the contrary, even if Drow can be redeemed it's not unreasonable to consider the race as a whole a lost cause. Lolth is a multisetting goddess which makes her unbelievably powerful. They've trapped themselves in a web few can escape from.
>>47212421
Lolth has stats.
Even gods can be killed anon.
And then? Dark Elf waifus for everyone.
>>47212434
Only if you kill her on her realm she will stay dead, and even then drow would just probably revive her, the only way to truly kill her is to slaughter all the drow so they can't revive her through faith
>>47212475
Pretty much this, and I think statted Lolth is just an avatar anyway. The truth is that in the end only the Drow can save the Drow, but it seems they've dug themselves too deep for there to ever be an inkling of a possibility of that happening.
>>47212475
If someone could kill the god, then I see no reason why they couldn't threaten the entire drow species into compliance.
Also, if we're talking forgotten realms here, there was that one god who had all her followers mass amnesia-ed so they forgot who she was. I forget her name, but I think if happened around the time Old Cloven Hoof ascended to god-hood.
Reminder that Dunmer are the best dark elves and all other kinds are shit.
>>47212508
Dwemer are better, but the gods were scared pussy bitches who couldn't take someone trying to infringe on their turf.
>>47212508
>Dunmer are the best dark elves
True dat, true dat. And compared to other Dark/Drow Elves in different settings, Dunmer are probably one of the most civilized in terms of "race with an edge", and the Dunmer would likely look down upon the Drow and just say:
>Skyrim-Dragonborn Dunmer Voice: "This 'Lolth' spider-goddes of theirs is probably a poor imitation of Mephala for all I know/care."
>>47212475
>>47212506
Even Lolth's own priestesses hate and fear her. If Lolth showed weakness, the drow would definitely turn on her.
>>47212299
Its probably just human(oid) nature. Cramming multiple races into close proximity just causes an erosion of trust, goodwill and community values, even for their own kind.
>>47210323
Requesting more elves in big pretty dresses.Extra points if they also have hair drills, such as that fine drow specimen.
>>47212362
>tumblr
>>47212844
>not sure if /pol
>>47212704
cultures*
>>47212931
Holy fuck. Why do you keep forgetting the second slash for board names? Cut that shit out.
>>47210323
>Another obligatory elf thread
So instead of creating elf threads whenever you get some creative ideas or interesting questions about a particular topic, we now have elf generals? Let me guess how this will go down: ecchi dumps, the same self-insert greentext smut wankery, paladins and Pelinal, shitposting...
>>47210323
I want pics of that drow tailor.
>>47213028
>ecchi dumps
>greentext smut wankery
>paladins and or templars
>DEUS VULT
>shitposting
heh, you bet your ass it will, bet like $1000 everytime an elf thread appears in /tg/ and you're guaranteed to be rich.
>>47213028
We all know that you too like brown elves. Give in to it once in a while.
>>47213028
>half-elf marries a human
>over time the family becomes more or less fully human again
>long after her husband's death and feeling lonely the now widowed elf goes out and steal the virginities of her now human descendants
>she knows the entire family's shared erogenous zones and weak points
>that's how you ended up spooning, naked, in bed with your greatx10+ grandmother
>dad walks in
>gives you a knowing look and a thumbs up
>>47213157
No you namefag, while you can never avoid those completely, good threads happened that barely had any of those. But a thread like OPs welcomes them with open arms.
>>47213191I had this phase, I got over it
>>47213028
>the same self-insert greentext smut wankery
You asked for it.
>be human man married to beautiful elf maiden
>its been five years since you and your elf wife have meet and dated, and three years ever since you both married
>you are now a much older middle-aged man who's gotten slightly chubby over the years ever since you decided to be stay at home house-husband to take care of the half-elf child your wife has conceived after acts of love making
>while your elf wife is the bread winner of the house as she also works as a magic instructor
>after a day of playing and taking care of your child, you are able to put him to bed early and you make dinner for you and your wife
>your wife comes home and is happy to see you and the fact you kept the house clean and you made dinner
>you and your elf wife wash the dishes after finishing dinner, then your elf wife playfully suggest you and her have some good old sexy-fun-times
>you say yeah and you jokingly say you are not as good looking as you used to as you pat your plump belly
>she joyfully doesn't mind and is just glad to be with you
>you both make it to your bedroom as you bot begin the foreplay
>then you both begin to get a little more frisky as you both start fucking passionately
>after three hours of love making you both feel relieved and relax as you both fall asleep, still in each other's embrace
>life as a house husband married to lovely elf maiden with a lovely half-breed child is good.
>>47213028
>the same self-insert greentext smut wankery
Okaaaayyyy then, let me post something "different" from that then. Tis' from a similar elf thread from before.
>elf-human joint ops capture a high ranking dark/drow elf leader and kill her subordinates
>as the dark elf is captured she's beaten up by mainly the elves for the crimes and atrocities she committed, especially the elven and human POWs under her
>the humans soldiers yell at her and also join the beating of her, such as rifle butting her with their guns, and kurb-stomping her
>then one of the human marines speak up to her
>"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! *rifle butts her* THIS IS WHY WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORIST SCUMBAGS LIKE YOU!!!! YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT RIPPING OPEN OUR COLLEGES AND COMRADES WOULD 'SCARE' US FROM FIGHTING YOU DARK ELF BASTARDS! *rifle butts her lower body* WHATS THE MATTER YOU EDGY-GOTH WHORE!? I THOUGHT YOU FUCKING BITCHES LIKE IT ROUGH! *kicks her* YOU REMEMBER LIEUTENANT VASILY SULEJMANI!?"
>the dark elf looks up to him and the human soldier continues
>"YOU KNOW!? THE OFFICER YOU FIRST RIPPED APART IN FRONT OF A CAMERA AND SENT IT IN VIDEO THINKING YOU CAN INTIMIDATE US!? THE GUY WAS MORE THAN HERO! HE HAD A FAMILY! FRIENDS, AND DID GREATER THINGS THAT MAKE YOU INSIGNIFICANT IN COMPARISON!!! ...And he was my bestest friend I ever had since childhood, and you gutted him inhumanely like an animal."
>the soldier scans the dark elf's body and grins as he immediately restrains her with plasticuffs her got from his pouch
>then one of the elven allies speak up
>"WAIT! You're actually going to do it Lieutenant Ackerman!? You're really going rape her are you."
>the human lieutenant glares back at his elven comrade, then the elf replies with a grin
>"...Not that I'm stopping you. Honestly. Compared to the atrocities she's committed, what you're about to do is NOTHING compared to what she's done."
>will continue
>>47213267
>the human lieutenant chuckles and proceeds to rip off the dark elf's lower garments
>the dark elf screams and attempts to kich the human off, only for the lieutenant Ackerman to punch her reapeadedly in the face
>the human lieutenant then puts down his primary gun and his sidearm pistol beside a table at the room they're all in
>the human lieutenant then takes of his helmet, his combat vest and various other gear and hands it over to one of the soldiers or the staff sergeant under his lead to hold on to it
>he walks back to the dark elf, and then he sees the dark elf has fear in her face
>"Ohhoho you're scared huh? I guess you know what I'am gonna do HUH!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, IM GONNA FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! AND I DOUBT YOU DARK SKINNED FUCKERS ARE REDEEMABLE, SO IREDEEMABLE I'M GONNA BE A SAINT ONCE I'M DONE RAPING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!"
>the elves and other human soldiers laugh at his joke, the elves then continue taunting her in the elven tongue, some of which the soldiers recognize as; 'You should have surrendered while you still can.', 'This is what you savages get.' and one elf even said in the elven tongue towards the dark elf; 'You are fucked, LITERALLY!'
>some of the depraved human operatives whip out their cameras and or phones to record the whole ordeal while the elven allies just continue jeering and insultig the dark elf
>one of the human soldiers even said directly to the dark elf; "WELL BITCH, YA BETTAH PRAY TO THE GREAT MIOGHTY SPIDER LOLTH TO WISK U AWEA TO SAFETY!"
>another human soldier; a woman, mocks the dark elf by pretending to be her; "GREAT 'N MIGHTY MATRIARCH LOLTH PLEASE HELP ME! HELP ME! THE LESSER ANIMALS ARE GOING TO RAPE ME! SAVE ME AND I WILL SACRIFICE TEN VIRGIN BOYS IN YOUR NAME!!!"
>and so the human lieutenant goes down to the dark elf and proceeds to violate her in the most barbaric way possible as the elven comrades continue to jeer and the human soldiers laugh and mock at the dark elf's expense
>>47213213
>I had this phase, I got over it
>getting over brown skinned elves
>getting over cute elf maidens in general
>>47213317
>>getting over cute elf maidens in general
I never said that. I just like standard boring blond elf the most.
>>47213349
>being this racist
>>47213405
Having good taste doesn't make anyone racist senpai.
Although I personally prefer redneck ginger elves, myself.
Chocolate is fine too though.
>>47213405
Animu elves are the bottom of the barrel.
>>47213422
A pretty rare sight.
>>47213267
>Vasily Sulejmani
>SULEJMANI
*flashback of the final boss battle of Ace Combat Joint Assault*
*shivers*
>>47213006
Summer.
>>47213626
>*shivers*
Fuck off to whatever normalfaggotry site you came from.
Big, fat elf tits.
>>47213704
Might as well give the male elves big dwarf beards.
Japan does horrible things to elves.
>>47212299
>Try to discuss Iorveth being cut from TW3 in /v/.
>"Elf lover leave."
>This thread.
>This post.
I've found my true home.
>>47213729
Yeah, what horrible things.
>>47213759
Reducing them to one-dimensial fap material is a horrible thing. This is why I got more interested in Eldar. After I'm done I can read about their lore and they are still great. Can't say the same for japanese elves. The only good things japan gave us are the cute ears, Record of Lodoss War and Marcille.
>>47213782
There alot more things Japan gave us in regards to elves.
>>47213759
>implying she didn't got gangraped and mindbroken first
>implying we can have nice things
>>47213793
>butcha-'re-arrange your shithole'-Ugood taste
>>47213805
>>47213028
>A human warlord has created his little cozy Empire
>Borders with multiple kingdoms
>The dark elves are not tolerant of this warlord
>Decide to attack him
>Send their best general and some of their troops, believing that it will be an easy fight
>Humans spot dark elves army marching
>The warlord is alerted
>Humans mobilise all their army
>Dark elves found themselves outnumbered 4:1
>The levels still fight, but are getting their own asses handed to themselves
>Warlord is a nice guy
>Challenges the dark elf general to a duel, the loser makes their army retreat
>She accepts
>Flirt during the duel ensues
>Warlord wins, elves retreat
>Humans dissatisfied, let's attack the dark elven kingdom
>Army arrives
>D Elf king is scared, proposes a truce and offers a prisoners as guarantee
>Warlord accepts
>Since the dark elf general lost the battle she was imprisoned
>Dark elf king decides to take her out of the dungeons and give her as prisoner to the warlord
>The elf initially hate him
>She also hates her kingdom for how she was treated
>Warlord is a nice guy and tries to befriend her
>Time passes, she is a bit friendlier, but still fucking angry toward her kingdom
>She is kept as a lieutenant by the warlord
>Dark elf King is being also an asshole
>Wants to attack again the humans
>Warlord is even a bigger prick and start marching with his army while the elves are still getting prepared
>Dark elf city siege happens, warlord murder spree happens
>The warlord gifts the elf king's head to the dark elf former general
>She stops thinking about her former kingdom
>She and the warlord grow very fond of each other
>She even saves the warlord from a coup
>Eventually get married
>She gives birth to many little warlordlings
Good End
>>47213866
>She gives birth to many little warlordlings
Fuck I lost it
>>47210635
Got d3 and Q1 here on the shelf.
>>47213793
>Dark elf vs Alien
I think this is new? For me. The alien part. Not what happens. That's just the regular stuff. But with aliens.
>>47213631
Lame excuse. Put the dash on the other end or stop talking.
Need regal lookin elves. Bonus point if not animu.
>>47214064
Will dump one or two in the meantime.
>>47214070
>>47214078
I have less regal looking elves than I would have thought.
I love how the OP initially intended this thread for Dark/Drow Elves (which ever term you prefer) but everyone is all posting high elves and wood elves instead, more so than the intended type of knife-ear this thread intended. Well I might aswell post space elves.
So here; have a smooth and soft looking space elf who looks like she's worth fraternizing, cuddling and snuggling with.
Obligatory browns
>>47213866
Is the Human Empire of that scenario a modern and industrial civilization? Meaning that human empire has all the guns, tanks, aircraft, bombers, and naval warships and other awesome tech we all know and love.
And that the Dark Elves thought they could beat that Human Empire because muh edge, muh fantasy monsters and creatures, and muh magic and arcane arts! But instead the Dark Elf forces get obliterated by superior firepower, long ranged combat, aerial strikes and precision bombings or Rolling Thunder-bombings and drone strikes. And the elven ground armies were absolutely demolished by human artillery and battle tanks.
>>47214187
Seen a million times already, post regal elves.
>>47214233
>Elven ground forces not being demoralized/demolished by the length and girth of the average soldier
Just get to the ear nibbling already, anon
>>47214254
>yeah I got those, brb will post some more then.
>>47214064
>>47214254
More for you regal fan.
>>47214064
Already got Regal High Elves: >>47214265
And Regal "Jade Elves" >>47214278 (probably half-elves of elves breeding with Asiatic humans)
<---- And now Regal Wood Elves
>>47214233
I bet you masturbated really hard while writing that, but any fantasy in which advanced human live directly near non-advanced fantasy races are automatically shit and it makes me wonder what the fuck you are doing in this thread. You can't be interested in elves.
Regal High Elves:
>>47214265
Jade Elves:
>>47214278
Regal Wood Elves:
>>47214305
And now have more regal looking elves that're according to the DA artist; "Copper Elves"
>>47214265
>>47214278
>>47214305
>>47214338
And last but not the least; Regal Dark Elves, which this thread is originally intending for.
So, these regal enough for you anon?>>47214064
>>47214254
>>47214363
Much appreciated.
>>47212639
>Neloth of House Telvanni: "I have another favor to ask of you. You think you could head to Drow Elf territory?"
>player character asks what are 'Drow Elves'
>Neloth: "The Drow Elves are basically a 'sub-race' of us Dunmer. Unlike us more civilized Dunmer, the Drow live in underground complex cities teeming with vicious subterranean monstrosities, and they are governed by an absolutely matriarchal religion state. No due process in their society, no sense of gender equality, very rampant slavery and they have a very unhealthy obsession with spiders! Euggh! ...I mentioned they are a religious state correct? They worship a Spider Goddess they call 'Lolth.' Not much is very known about their pantheon asides from this 'Lolth, Spider Mother'. But for all we know, 'Lolth' could actually just be the Drow's interpretation or own version of Mephala. Or it could be their fan-interpretation of Molag Bal as a cruel and matriarchal spider queen, since the Drow are fond of slavery and non-consensual sodomy, the savages. Which brings me to this; go to the local Drow settlement and acquire a copy of their sacred texts regarding their pantheon."
>player character asks would Neloth come along with them
>Neloth: "I could, but I cannot. I did went to that local Drow Elf settlement once with a recent friend of mine, The Dovahkiin; The Dragonborn, it did not go so well. While I was trying to acquire a copy of their sacred texts, the Dragonborn being the weird kleptomaniac he is; tried to steal from a Drow merchant by placing buckets and pots on people's heads. The Dragonborn's 'heist' did not work and the entire populace of Drow descended upon the both of us. Being a peerless wizard for House Telvanni, I refused to be imprisoned and enslaved by such barbaric matriarchs and their cuckolded slaves."
be continued
>>47214622
Neloth: "So I and the Dragonborn fought our way out of there, I kept the Drow and their Half Humanoid-Half Spider minion abominations away from us with my powerful magic skills, while the Dragonborn fought with sword, magic and dragon shouts that shattered those savages to pieces. Eventually we both made it out alive with very few scratches and minor injuries here and there. And that is why I cannot accompany you. YOU on the other hand are a new and fresh face which surely they won't recognize, nor would they know you are affiliated with me. So its simple, go to the Drow Settlement and gather any copies sacred texts regarding their pantheon to better understand these... Plebians. Of course I'll make sure you're compensated for finding copies of those texts and for what ever cringe-inducing edge and debauchery you witness around them. Should be simple enough."
Can I imagine that these
>>47213267
>>47213278
Happened in here?
>>47213866
>>47214233
>>47214706
No.
>>47214323
You sympathizing with those hostile elf forces, huh? ...We're keeping our eyes on you.
>>47214821
That's just pathetic
>>47212299
>double dubs
Foul dunmer trickery!
>>47213405
>Elf
>Impossibly beautiful creature of Scandinavian folklore
>Superior in Wit, Cunning, and General Faculties
>seen as malevolent or godlike
>anything other than Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed, Caucasian
Nigga you dumb.
Would you keep an elf as a pet?
>>47215176
No, they are too good for that.
>>47215123
Considering the proliferation of the word elf even on ancient times, envisaging them as entirely a Scandinavian thing is a bit silly. People were calling the fair folk of Ireland, the huldra, etc elves a long time ago.
There are quitr a few stories where elfin characters had fiery or black hair. Especially from Ireland, where black (specifically 'raven') hair and pale skin was seen as the most beautiful combo for a long time, for both men and women.
>>47215176
Yes. My Halfling would train her to be a mount and ride her into battle.
>>47215207
I once tried to mount a halfling in battle. Later she charged me extra for "in a Dangerous setting". Portable wives can be expensive.
>>47215364
I'll just get an orc girl mount. She probably wouldn't even notice a halfling sitting on her shoulders.
>>47215456
Why would you ride a bipedal?
>>47213730
Wait, Iorveth isn't in Witcher 3?
damn....
>>47215514
Who said that green bitch is allowed to walk on two feet?
>>47210541
He fell for the "Evil by default" meme.
>>47213028
Good false flag there buddy, you just got like 3 or 4 people to post greentext dumps, which is just what you wanted wasn't it?
Well played and thanks.
>>47214233
I wrote that story.
You bloody twat, of course it is in a FANTASY environment!
Of one presents elves, and doesn't specify if they are space levels, they are automatically fantasy elves in a fantasy world!
Humans were capable of winning because of my HFY bias.
In my most humble opinion
>Modern military-fantasy world crossovers are to be left to that "Gate" manga.
>>47215364
>>47213205
In one campaign I was in once the current king or queen was considered to be the child of a particular goddess.
It happened to be true when the party found out she would sleep with them to breed the next ruler for the throne.
Every generation.was her demigod ilk.
>>47215739
Since when do halflings have butts that big?
>>47213805
>>47213816
Why can't we talk about drow instead of turning into /h/?
>>47215815
>but le lewd board xD
>>47215779
T H I C K
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Elves: the darker, the higher the sex drive, the bigger dem bwebs
>>47215828
This is the cancer killing /tg/
>>47215895
And this>>47215894
>phone poster
>anime elf
>bwebs
>>47215842
Christ that's ugly
>>47215894
>>47215910
Isn't that just an exalted lunar or some shit? A quest OC at that?
>>47215910
>but you le don't need other boards
>>47215922
You are right, I didn't even bother to check the picture.
What if an elf sits down on your face all of a sudden? Keep in mind that this may be a custom for an elf.
>>47216109
Get a boner of course.
>>47216109
Fuck you, >>>/aco/
>>47215788
These are the only two. Wish I had more of these two.
>>47216109
Why do you come to /tg/? There are other boards where this kind of question might be on topic. You can shove the word "elf" into your post as much as you want, but it will not be traditional games.
So, how have you fleshed out Erelhei-Cinlu?
It's descriptions are evocative, but there isn't that much in the way of concrete substance
>>47216146
What if you're playing tabletop and an elf sits down on your face all of a sudden? Keep in mind that this may be a custom for an elf.
>>47216217
Elves don't exist, they can't sit down on my face.
>>47216217
That's not ever going to happen and you know it, you disgusting degenerate.
>>47216109
Take a good whiff of it.
>>47216146
>OP literally said shitpost about elves
>people do so by posting lewd
You are in the wrong thread if you are looking for serious discussion
>>47216146
Easy. Because you can't stop us. I want more porn and cheesecake of Marcille so I can spitefully smutpost it everywhere. Maybe then you'll stop avatarfagging as her but that aint gonna happen either. Or maybe it will. We'll see. Let's be honest it's mainly because you don't approve of the topic itself not that it's off topic. Arms and armour threads belong on /his/ or /k/ but no one gives them shit. Dark Souls, Elder Scrolls, and Warcraft go on /v(g)/ too.
And besides you don't discuss wankery on porn boards you just wank.
So here's some questions for you. Knowing that the site staff rarely, if ever, deal with elfwank threads if they're presented differently enough why do you bother whining everytime you see it? Do you think your downvote in post form will suddenly make them disappear? Good luck with that.
>>47216217
>>47216350
>>47216323
Fuck right off to your magical realm
>>47216364
Mmmm that's deliciously salty. Basic cheesecake isn't Magical Realm by the way, but buzzwords are buzzwords.
>>47216364
Why are you getting so upset over it? How about you just leave the thread like any sane person who doesn't like the content of a thread would do?
>>47216399
Maybe because I kinda wanted to talk about the Underdark and different takes on drow?
Maybe because an image dump of animu elves is better served on >>>/e/?
>>47216323
I'm actually trying stir this thread into a direction I find good for the board, but sometimes it's just shitposting to make someone not feel good about the (You)s he gets.
>>47216350
>why do you bother whining everytime you see it?
Because I care. And it's true that this site is made in a way that you can be a giant faggot and nobody can stop you. The alternative is nazimods.
>>47216373
A bit, soon we can talk about traditional games.
>>47216146
Boy, getting rid of /wst/, quests, and other things you hate sure cleaned the board right up! Getting rid of those things has totally made /tg/ a better place and completely gotten rid of smut and questionable material and quests and CYOAs and everything you hate because it's not your kind of fun!
>>47216459
I find that this boards has become a bit better, yes.
>>47216454
>>47216457
>I want this thread to be about what I like
Make your own thread and leave this one.
Problem solved.
>>47216236
>>47216364
Why are you guys in this thread? It seemed pretty clear to me that this was going to be a smut / cheesecake thread as soon as I saw the word "Elf" in the title. Go shitpost somewhere else so we can shitpost here.
>>47216503
Maybe off topic imagedumps belong elsewhere?
>>47211719
Ah yes, good ol' tg/
>>47216524
I don't think you know what an imagedump is.
>>47216454
You don't get it, anon. You just waste posts and bring the thread closer to bump limit if you meta whine.
If you want to discuss the Underdark discuss the Underdark. People interested in that will reply to (You) even if some anons are wanking to smut in the corner. Everyone's going to do their own thing regardless.
>>47216539
He also doesn't know what off topic is.
>>47216503
>>47216515
Last weekend there were two smut threads about female orcs reaching bump limit. Some days later someone made a honest and simple orc thread that hadn't any muscluar women in them, and it barely reached 50 posts. Things like this drain the attention of the board. I have some ideas for elf threads, that's also why I'm here, for the potential that there is anything to talk about elves, but we already have this elf-general, fa/tg/uys might get annoyed if they see yet another elf thread or even worse, you guys with your self-insert greentext stories and /e/-dumps come into my normal, probably on-topic thread and make it yours.
What does this say about this board? Where are the traditional games?Why not /aco/ or /h/?
>>47216564
Holy shit, this.
>>47215176
My current character has done just that.
We rescued an Elf Noblewoman who was actually faking everything to get close to us and assassinate two important members of the party.
Restrained her and on interrogation we found she was actually an important member of the BBEG's court.
We had the idea of ransoming her bu the BBEG now wants her dead because she knows to much.
Instead of simply killing her I opted to take sole responsibility for her.
Used compulsion spells and a cursed anklet to keep her from attempting to kill us, herself or run away.
Then I kept her as a semi-immortal, eternally beautiful pet, collar and all. Though it gets hidden when we're in town.
She begins to Stockholm, and actually becomes a negotiator on our behalf, falling back into her haughty Noblewoman act, otherwise devoting herself completely to her new 'pet' status.She has no actual identity or soul of her own. Her mind was sculpted and resculpted by the BBEG since she was a baby to be their perfect toy. She automatically adapts to her new roles over time and all my compulsion spells had overidden the party as her owner.
It's freaked out the Sorceress and Necromancer so much they are looking at ways to give her a soul or see if they can repair the fractured remains of her original one.
>>47216459
Quests are still here yo.
Here forever.
>>47210323
I'm going to play a humble high elf acolyte healer and you can't stop me!
>>47216597
Thank god.
I'll take quests, which are at the very least roleplaying, over /e/ dumps
>>47216564
You could just mark it as "drow discussion" rather than Elf thread: elf thread seems to cause a lot of /tg/ to post a lot of off topic wank.
>>47216564
Look at >>47216541
Are you new here or something? This is how it has always been and you are currently the only one who is posting off topic here.
>>47210323
Daily reminder that drow are short trolls, not dark-skinned elves.
>>47216620
Why not /aco, /h/, or /e/?
>>47216625
/tg/ is short trolls, drow are elves.
>>47216620
>This is how it has always been
Just because being retarded is a board tradition doesn't mean it's a good thing to do.
>>47216564
There is no drain of attention. People who want to genuinely discuss things, just want to wank, or a bit of both are distinct groups. Smutfags gonna smut. Seriousfags gonna serious.
If smutfags take over your thread it means it was going to die anyway either because the board doesn't feel like discussing it and/or because you didn't keep the fires of your thread burning with discussion. Anything beyond generally shooting the breeze on a broad topic requires effort.
Besides. There's really only one guy you have to worry about with hostile greentext takeover and that's one bad autist with no self awareness that even I don't approve of. He posts the 3DPD army pictures.
>>47216585
Sounds nice, but I would have gone full pet mode and treated her like a dog. with Dog commands and all.No I wouldn't, that would be a bit too awkward in my group.
First and foremost this doesn't concern Anime elves, but traditional Elves. I tend to put Anime elves in different category because of how different they are. (I still love Anime Elves through).
Alright I have a question. Why are Traditional Elves shown to look soo much like humans these days? Elves tend to be slender than humans. Therefore Male Elves should be lesser in strength than Male Human. Female Elves should be FLAT as rock compared to Female Humans. No Boobs, No Ass.
Yet in many fantasy settings this isn't the case. I hate this because it cheapens Humans in these settings. All the Tolkien clones fuck this up and automatically put them as superior humans. Tolkien himself does not count because of how unique the LOTR universe is.
Picture related is how most Elves should be. Flat as a rock, and less strength than humans. (Anime Elves don't count because they are not like traditional elves)
>>47216671
>If smutfags take over your thread it means it was going to die anyway
All threads are destined to die. You smutfags take threads before their time.
>>47216644
Because people want both in jokes about Drow, debate and lore discussion of their culture, AND smut.
You're autistically insisting on compartmentalizing those things into separate issues like if you have something green on your plate touch sauce you're going to start rocking back and forth until your mom can get your weighted blanket.
So stop shit posting and contribute or shut the fuck up you whiny man child. Learn to focus on two different things at a time.
>>47216644
Why not /tg/? It fits in both, so stop complaining.
>>47216671
>>47216671
>There is no drain of attention. People who want to genuinely discuss things, just want to wank, or a bit of both are distinct groups. Smutfags gonna smut. Seriousfags gonna serious.
That's dead wrong. After people see the Nth discussion thread turn into an ecchi garbage dump they just stop going into those threads. You have boards on which to smut, fuck off to them and stop shitting up this one.
>>47216611
>elf thread seems to cause a lot of /tg/ to post a lot of off topic wank
Yeah, that's also my gripe. Everyone has an opinion on elves, doesn't matter what he read, which systems he plays etc.
>>47216620
Admittedly there were times I would engage in this bullshit, but the more I read about elves the more I wanted to have some serious talk about them. I would have no problem with sopme smut here and there and I'm not against lewd pics, but it feels like it gets too much at times.
>>47216671
That's a sad thing.
>you are currently the only one who is posting off topic here
No, I'm off-topic responding to several off-topic responds to me off-topic respond...
>>47216691
>autistically
Funny word for "like normal people do" you have there.
>>47216687
>that
>flat as a rock
Is it porn and anime that shifts the benchmark of what's "big breasts" and "flat", or is it the widespread obesity?
Very pretty elf though.
>>47216704
Because it's a blue board.
>>47216687
I second this. I want my Elves alien and vaguely terrifying. I want them to be taller, stronger, faster. Long lived and knowledgeable. Cowardly and callous by virtue of a long life, but also greedy and emotionally addicted easily because they can survive spending a century snorting crushed fairy wings 24/7 which is what most of the Elves that are interacting with humans are doing since normally they wouldn't slum it with us.
>>47216585
This is what happens when there's no paladin in your party to keep everyone in check.
I don't mind people posting semi-lewd elves. What I mind are people posting fat-titted, doe-eyed weebshit 'elves'.
>>47216727
And? You see any pussy or nipples? This is all on topic. The only posts off topic here are posts likes yours.
>>47216644
Because you don't discuss smut on porn boards you just fap. This is why /d/ leaks a lot because the mods are ultra anal retentive about what you can do on there. Shoops and captions? Banned. Oh wait, unbanned. Just kidding, banned. Hey, it's Tuesday... I'll ban everyone tomorrow. Rinse and repeat this for porn quests, kink discussion, writefagging, anything not obviously /d/ or /aco/ (wakfu is banned on both), etc. etc. etc.
Not saying that it excuses their behavior but this is why. You aren't necessarily allowed to discuss lewd scenarios while you post your lewd on porn boards. Depends on how the mod is feeling that day.
>>47216749
You could post pussy and nipples on porn boards.
>>47216716
You can make that claim, Anon, but I'm not seeing any evidence to back it up.
Everyone here was having a good time until you came screaming Rrèeeeeeee stop having bad wrong discussions about elves.
>>47216747
Ok. Here is a doe-eyed weebshit 'elf' that is not fat-titted.
>>47216762
>needing evidence that normal people compartmentalize sex away from the rest of their lives
>>47216750
Did it ever occured to you that you can't just write smut on this whole site? 4chin was never intended to cover every hobby and activity.
>>47216750
/aco/ senpai
Its fantasy threads have discussion and smut. Now fuck off to its fantasy threads.
>>47216687
So, if Tolkien elves aren't traditional elves, what are?
You realize that the fair folk of Ireland and the alfar of Scandinavia are probably the earliest recognizable elves, right? They're pretty 100% superior to humans, to the point where only the greatest human heroes get to fight them.
Slender =/= weak when magic is involved.
>>47213405
That gray looks really bad. The purple in place of pink for blush doesn't help either. The blue is worse, though.
>>47216779
You still ingore his point of you ruining everyones fun because you want your way and don't care about what other people want. That is heavily autistic.
So when are we getting theWeekend Smut Threadback?
>>47216819
When you fucking kill yourself.
>>47216747
I like my boobs like watermelons elves, but they are more a product of skyrim and bodyslide, rather than anime. Drow are kind of a balance because you want femdom big, not bimbo big.
>>47216688
Nope. The orc thing was a good example. No smutfags to artificially keep it afloat after the discussion whimpered out? Dies of natural causes, early, but of natural causes.
>>47215364
Get out, sameface.
>>47216744
This. Elves should be alien and different compared to humans, and Humans should be alien and different when compared to elves. Elves shouldn't be like superior humans. They should be different and in turn humans should be seen as different in their eyes. Just as how one creature approaches another cautiously Elves should humans cautiously and in turn Humans should approach an Elf cautiously because how different they are in each other's mindset.
>>47216687
>Why are Traditional Elves shown to look soo much like humans these days?
You see pointy ears without wide animu eyes and mistakingly believe them to be your Traditional Elves. And Irish elves and Vanir are very well endowed as spirits of nature and fertility. I forget name of that elf who had dick as big as a club.
>>47216826
An there he goes ad hominem. Can we continue with elves now?
>>47216746
With a Necromancer in the party and considering the Sorceress's reputation, a Paladin wouldn't join our party unless ordered to by their gods.
>>47216857
Well I guess word it wrong, I am referring to the elves that took their inspirations from Tolkien. I know in traditional folklore Elves were much different (and much cooler than the shit we have right now in fantasy if you ask me).
>>47216681
That would be too magical realm.
The submissive pet role is already pushing the creepy side a little bit for us that we actually discussed it before hand just to make sure everyone was all right with it.
>>47216857
Yea the chaste maiden elves we have now don't really take into account the myths. I remember a French elf type woman that chased down young men in the woods and raped them. She had gigantic pendulous breasts, and wide hips. Very much an old fertility spirit.
>>47216747
Is this scantily clad horse faced whore supposed to be an elf? Western artists are insufferable louts.
>>47216919
>raped them
>not seduced them
Did she only go after monks and faithful husbands for some reason?
>>47210323
>Another obligatory elf thread;
You know, we don't NEED "Another obligatory" thread. It's daily dumps like this that STARTED the "/tg/ hates elves!" meme. Nothing makes this site hate something like doing a daily thread about it.
Give it a rest a few weeks between threads. It'll avoid the hate and at least a good chunk of the faggotry.
>>47216919
>Yea the chaste maiden elves we have now
I thought all elves were tremendous sluts, or was /tg/ lying to me the whole time?
>>47216931
I support this anon.
>>47216928
No seduction, just primal lust. I think young was her criteria rather than "pure". This isn't a succubus, she was more a howling sex starved monster.
>>47216919
I wonder how many French men went seeking her in the woods
>>47216961
I figure a few horny boys went in search of the woman of the woods. Most probably lost their nerve and ran back to town though.
>>47216687
>Why are Traditional Elves shown to look soo much like humans these days?
This is a closeup of a painting done by Nils Blommér called Ängsälvor.
Painted in 1850, it depicts a group of Ljósálfar, or Light Elves, playing and dancing in a meadow.
This makes human-looking elves pretty traditional.
I think most attempts to make them different are largely a recent thing based loosely on many old fairy myths where many were squat, wart-covered things.
>>47216852
It really depends on how you want to pose the origin of multiple races or answer the humanoid problem if you want to pose them as having convergently evolved to have such similar forms.
>>47217008
>no cute pointy ears
Shit elves.
>>47216779
> Found the WASP.
Anon, people have always worked sex into their daily lives. Well, normal people who aren't repressed puritan's, kiss less virgins, or towlheads.
And even those places are insanely more prolific in anonymous groups much like this image board.
Seriously, you're pissy at even indirect portrayals of sexualized, not even direct sexual discussion. Church ladies are significantly less prudish than you.
>>47217008
Unfortunately, this is the largest I can find of the full work.
>>47217052
> Found the WASP.
Do you even know what that stands for?
What must a dark elf be to be considered a dark elf? In the sense that if I change this race too much I should give them their own name.
>>47217052
>Anon, people have always worked sex into their daily lives.
Yeah, by shagging the missus before they drift off to sleep (or first thing in the morning if you've got the time). You don't see Bob McAccountant putting pictures of naked ladies in his financial reports, do you?
>>47217099
Just chiming in. You're not seriously comparing 4chan to financial reports, are you?
>>47217060
Yeah, but I was using for an outdated moral culture that didn't handle the information age well at all and is now dying out. I figured the odds of you actually being a Muslim or such slim, but someone raised in the middle class white America who is unable to tolerate open discussion of sexualized was likely. Or you're a retard tumblerina faggot who horseshoed around to having the same inability to tune out anything that doesn't conform to your exact comfort zone about social "taboos".
Regardless, bitch in about people having a thread that has a couple anonymous people posting very mildly sexualized pictures and making jokes is both sad and funny.
I can only imagine what happens when you have to interact with people outside your immediate social group IRL, except I expect you go to great lengths to avoid that.
Now either post the Elf you would like to see in this thread or go bitch about quests or something. Do you even play ttgs? Can you name one serious issue you would like to discuss about elves? Or are you just here to shit post and bitch like I think you are.
Here's your (you), you fucking retard.
Moon Elves are clearly best Elves.
>>47217137
(You) seem upset
This seems like the appropriate thread for this question.
Can we discuss the questionable association with catgirls and females elves? There seems to be a lot of skinship and petting going on between female elves and catgirls. Do elven women consider them pets? Slaves? Battle buddies?Sex toys?
Inquiring minds want to know!
>>47217099
>>47217134
He also has no idea how many guys DO send porn to each other through company emails, much less look at it themselves.
Or have sexualized situations in advertising, or sports ie cheerleaders.
>>47217137
>Yeah, but I was using for an outdated moral culture that didn't handle the information age well at all and is now dying out.
>he thinks white people are dying out
>>47215528
He was written in as a main character to the point of having a full model animated and lines recorded, etc, then he was cut at the very last second. Replaced with Ves in some scenes.
>>47217099
Morning sex is great.
>the best part of waking up, is sticking it in her butt.
Seriously though at the end of the day everyone is tired as shit. Unless it is weekend sex. Weekend sex is almost as good as vacation sex sometimes,
>>47217156
>There seems to be a lot of skinship and petting going on between female elves and catgirls.
This is the first time I hear about this and it seems wrong.
>>47217162
>cheerleaders and scantily clad women in advertisements ping on my sexual radar
Just take a fucking wank already you puritan.
>>47216585
>GM letting blatant fetish shit pass.
Alright.
>>47217178
There was a slew of female Elvaan and Mithra pictures from the Final Fantasy seroes.
They were mostly lewd.
>>47217178
Not sure about female elves and catgirls, but male elves and mithra seem to form couples frequently in ff art.
>>47213782
>Reducing them to fap material
>Implying they are good for anything else
>Actually liking elves
>>47217162
Just fap already
>>47217156
Well, first we're going to have to clarify if these are magical cat girls, or sci-if cat girls, or android cat girls created as life partners for lonely elves in a world where they are dying out due to being one of the few natural outlets for magic. This once let them create great wonder and fantastic cities when gathered together and using the resonance, but ever since the Kinsler war and the creation of the state of madness that tapped into the resonance of magic any gathering of elves these days results in an army of immortal blood thirsty magical beserkers that fight until the drop dead from exhaustion or become soulles from mana burn. Resulting in the few remaining Elves living in isolation either out of guilt or fear as a strong enough emotional bond between even two could set off the madness - not just hate, but even love.
So they have android cat girls to be their eternal companions so that they don't come to miss those they never see and fall in love with the memory of them, and can still join together to try for the odd rare child that is abandoned as soon as it is magically active, hoping to keep their race alive until they can somehow be free of this curse.
>>47217152
Wow anon, you acted so much like a retard I can't believe I really thought you were one! I still don't believe it in fact.
>>47217163
Wait!
White People are a moral culture now?
>>47217194
They ping about as much as this thread does, though.
>>47217176
But at the end of the day is when she wants to take out all her frustrations on me.
In the morning she just wants to cuddle or she'll get tired again.
>>47217288
Apparently they are. After all, any time a black guy acts like a respectable human being instead of a fucking nigger, all the niggers get upset and say he's "acting white".
>>47210323
Has anyone read Drow Tales? Is it worth the read?
>>47217307
> https://youtu.be/kkrHYHqChlI
Fucking phoneposting
>>47217350
Make me, fellow cracker.
>>47217315
This is basically an American problem.
You don't get British or French blacks doing this.
>>47217314
Sounds more like after work sex, rather than last thing before you go to sleep sex.
>>47217315
> Elf threads are killing /tg/
> Posts /pol/ race baiting
Yep, it's summertime.
>>47211719
Semantics
>>47217340
No, but you might enjoy Space Age, its porn spin-off set in the future. It even has better plot than original Moonless Age.
>>47217390
No you didn't read it or no it isn't worth the read.What kind of porn are we talking here: /e/, /h/, /aco/ or /d/?
>>47217356
Christ, you're probably some fucking east coast Irish American whose managed to be an embarrassment even to his in bread potato peeling ancestors.
>any other board
Someone posted sexy elves, let's talk about sexy elves, OP was just trying to talk about sexy elves anyways. Thread is derailed, sexy elves are posted, and those with original conversation just continue, ignoring the sexy elves because they know that this is a part of board culture. Good times are had by all.
>/tg/
Clearly, despite posting elves, OP actually wanted to have legitimate discussion about elves. If people think this is a chance to post sexy elves, I will whine and cry about it while more sexy elves are posted instead of ignoring it and continuing my conversation. Meanwhile, those sexy elf posts/anti-elf crusaders are funposting and having a good time.
>>47217434
Wrong on all accounts, fellow Caucasian.
>>47217439
What other board has sexy elves as part of their board culture?
>>47217467
Some of the smut and porn boards, no doubt. You know, the places you're supposed to post smut and porn.
>>47217442
> Fellow Caucasian
> Being a shit slav from Caucasus
Russians are pretty much Nigger who accidentally got the wrong skin colour.>>47217467
>>47217482
You think this cheesecake is smut and porn?
Shouldn't you be out protesting a soldiers funeral or something?
>>47217414
No as it isn't worth reading.First two and whatever you consider lesbian fucking her girlfriend with strap-on.
>>47217509
Shouldn't you be on one of the porn boards taking a wank so that you can think clearly?
