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Be civil, you fucking mongoloids.
>>47206666
>you fucking mongoloids
Wow, how uncivil, double satan.
I'd really like to see some more builds for this one! Especially dungeons, but you adventurer nerds can try too!
>>47206666
>those satanic quads
We're off to a great start already.
>>47206666
crown quest 1.1 is homophobic
>>47206691
666 is Satan. Adding one 6 does not make him double Satan.
>>47206835
>High-elves Cha: 2
>Orc and Goblin Cha: 2
What the fuck is going on
>>47206875
Around elves, watch yourselves
>>47206875
Sexy shortstack goblins and amazon orcs.
>>47206666
Mantis AI (84)
Humanoid Chassis (74)
Grasshopper Spring (73)
Bipedal Mounting (69)
Phantomshell (58)
Scorpion Piercing Arm (33)
Missile Launcher (14)
Nanobots 2.3 (4)
Team Leader (1)
Personality - Friend (0)
Missiles for small and weak robots, and to pepper fast ones. Scorpion Piercing Arm for the big, tough ones. Nanobots to greatly save on repair costs.
>>47206835
I remember this one. In the end, I became the loli vampire god-king, good stuff. Didn't save my build though.
hey guys check out this awesome CYOA
>>47206993
>>47206835
>>47206869
>>47206881
>>47206933
>>47206964
>>47206988
Don't fuck with the fish, "no curse/no sacrifice/no grapple/min quests" edition.
PER: 13
STR: 10
END: 15.5 (17.5)
CHA: 8.5
INT: 5
WIS: 5
AGI: 14.75 (17.75)
Race: Merfolk
Perks/Features: Slim,, Muscular, Social
Titan: The Unaligned
Spells, Bonuses and Proficencies: Boiling Blood, Stoneskin, Spacial Awareness, Medical Knowledge,, Gunpowder/Ballistics Research, Enhanced Smithing, Enhanced Literacy, Silver Tongue, Hunter, Merchant, Warrior, Barbarian, Vanguard
Armour/Attire: Skimpy Wear x2
Primary Arms and Equipment (x3): Multitool x4, Light Polearm x4, Blackpowder Rifle
Companions: Shrogglee Alsaneth, Sachiko Takahashi
Life Titles: Renegade
Great Quests: The Roving Horde>average stat over 10
This is just silly.Someone save me from this autism.
>>47207013
>>47207039
>Don't fuck with the fish
But can I fuck the fish though?
>>47207060
I'm still irked no one has figured out the follower easter egg I've hidden.
>>47207079
If you're brave enough.
>>47206993
>awesome
I don't give a shit about >>47206735, it's just not a very well designed CYOA.
>>47207084
>>47207093
It was more meant to be sarcasm cause of the shitstorm it caused.
I didn't think people would take everything so literally, but I guess I overestimate people too often.
>>47207122
>>47207142
>>47206835
Why do wildkin suck so much?
>>47206933
Can I buy multitool more than once?
>>47207122
Do you mean Beri the Kind?
>>47207122
Well, you come off as an arrogant asshole, so it's hard to tell.
>>47207039
>Someone save me from this autism.
Only Lurl can, if he bothers to update the cyoa and rebalance all the options.
>>47207306
There's no indication that you can't go full multitoolception like >>47207039 did, but you're not likely to get a definite answer from the author as the CYOA has been abandoned for a long time despite needing a few fixes.
>>47206666
-50 due to being an Exalt's pet.
Face: Boyish (-48)
Body: Slim(-48)
Height: Child (-42)
Chest: Flat (-42)
Ass: Petite (40)
Penis: Average
Age: Child (-36)
Hair color: Other natural because I can't think of what difference would be between Other and Other natural; white (-32)
Eye: Heterochromia + Black Sclera (-26)
Skin tone: Natural Skin Tone (-26)
Voice: Childish (-24)
>Mutations & Mods
Infertile (-26)
Tools-Make-Craftsman (-24)
Laughing at the wind (-26)
Man-Pelt Amendment (-25)
P-P Inversion (-20)
Tattoo * 4 (Calligraphy, -16)
Ardor Glance (-15)
Elemental Body (-10), Elemental Fount (-8), Element Weapon (-16)
Eternal Virgin (-15)
Biomotic Cleansing (-18)
Wet Dreams * 2 (-12)
Fetishized Temperance (-7)
Mating Dance (August 4th, -6)
Extended Frenzy * 3 (0)
Maiden-Mind * 2 (+4, Descending Mars and Ascending Jupiter)
>Durance
Lengthened (+9)
Maiden Tears * 3 (+6)
>Major Entanglement
1/2
>>47207370
He seems pretty likeable to me.
>>47207385
Just wanted to be able to buy one more weapon to balance out my stats.
>>47206988
To be honest, I don't know why you'd take Season of the Lich when you can take The Coming and Deform yourself into immortality. I mean, they're both very tough opponents, with great magical power and thousands of immortal soldiers.
>>47207401
Two Sisters ( Historical Revisionism, + 16) on Monday
Empress on Tueday and Wednesday (+31)
True Love on Thursday + Friday (+46)
Erotic Automaton on Saturday (+61)
Engineer Dom on Sunday (+76)
All gain my partitioned loyalty, (+85)
Two Sisters + Engineer Dom (+90)
True Love + Empress (+91)
>Minor Entanglement
True Love + Linked lifespan (+ 61)
>Gaesa
Entertainment (+61)
Health and Hygiene (Basic care * 2, Healthcare package, Maid and Naughty, 43)
Mortal-Taming Collar (+47)
Courtesan (+62)
>Enlightenment, everything costs half and gives twice as much for me.
Enlightened Essence (+60)
Essence Refinement (+53)
Great Dragon adoption * 3 (6 cost and I'm already at max. I think I could have hit this with just two purchases I think. +47)
I choose to buy essence refinement twice more here. (+33)
Longevity * 3 (+12)
Time denying Kata (+7)
Here I'll go back and pick up Hybrid Dharma and take up Thaumaturgy (+17) and Libidinious corruption * 3 (+26)
Immortality + Behemoth (1)
2/2
>>47206871
I can see through your lies, serpent.
Someone post Power Armor CYOA.
>>47207369
Well, that is one of them yeah.
>>47207370
You come off as pretty misinformed. You say group of 4 when the group is clearly 5, call them WoW skills when they're Warcraft 3.
And unlike you, I'm putting hard examples behind my views.
>>47207444
I don't think who you think I am. There's more than one person named Anonymous, you know that, right?
>>47207370
And you come off as an asshurt faggot. Hard to tell.
>>47207484
>There's more than one person named Anonymous, you know that, right?
Condescending attitudes get you nothing.
I'm assuming you're the same anon from last thread who called it mediocre.
And of course you could just be lying about not being that anon.
Go, tell me what's badly designed about it. I'd love to hear it.
>>47207417
>>47207401
I just wanted to repost the CYOA and my build to get critiques and to edit it a bit. Since it's free/already paid for, I'll add in 'Eternal Servitude' for the points (+15)
Marvelous Arcane (10) + Empowered (6)
Eternal portraiture visage Kata (4)
Sutra of Desired Maiden (0) + Burning Truth (+4)
Sutra of the Pleased Maiden (0) + Burning Truth (+4) + Consuming Wisdom (+8)
Sutra of the Patient Maiden (+4) + Burning Truth + Consuming Wisdom (+12)
Now what else did I want?
Taboo defying attitude could be useful (+7)
Ascending Venus (+9)
Cleanliness-Near-Godliness + Eater of Bricks + Vitriolic-Gut-Digestion (0)
Literally the perfect being right now, senpaitachi.
>>47207545
I'm actually >>47205540, but I'm of a similar opinion as that other guy. It feels like a generic "make a team of dudes" game, with little to nothing dedicated to the "you're going to be a king" concept. You only get one choice that helps with any diplomatic challenges as well, which makes being a magic user the obvious choice because that'll actually help you out. The skills are all generic MMO skills, with nothing interesting or unique. The princes and princesses are all variations of the same archetype. It's just a mess.
>>47207541
>take lu
>contrive ways to get models to do photo-shoots in the city
haha time for harem
>>47206835
HOY ITS FINALLY TIME SOMEONE DID IT
Human.
Slim, Androgynous, Affluent, Social.
Delpheri, Maharani of the Sun.
Science: Gunpowder/Ballistics Research.(freeform points) Air: Wind/Tornado Conjuration(5), Spacial Awareness(6). Light: Light Armoury(10).
Noble Wear(93). Blackpowder Pistol(78).
A Ship(38), Elemental Affinity(18, Floating)
4 Companions. -1 for +15 Gold. Buy a Cannon(3)
Companions: Christopherson Ram, Herschel Ironbinder, Azul Razorgate.
Renegade.
Current Stats:
PER:7 STR:2.5 END:3 CHA:8 INT:5 WIS:3 AGI:3.5
Princess Rescue so I can fuck one of them. The Great Voyage so I can cast more spells, Talons of the Owl for Money and Unalligned Points, The Rogue Titans so I can become famous. I hope Azul Razorgate is gonna be useful in the last one.
I had a reason for my build other than "HAHA SKY PIRATE" but I completely forgot it so pardon me.
>>47206835
>>47206981
Actually, I did save it.
Parentheses are w/armor+weapon
FINAL:
Per:7
Str:16 [18.5]
End:6 [8]
Cha:10 [10.5]
Int:10
Wis:5.5 [7.5]
Agl:8 [7.75]
High Elf
Androgynous Spiritual and Social
Vampire
TITAN
Emperor Koba
MAGICS
Boiling blood (+1 str), Temperature, Hover, spacial awareness, feast, fire production, smoke, necromancy, rot, mind manipulation, demon summoning, deform, sacrifice, greater demon summon, greater deform (become little girl hue), shadebend
ITEMS
Occultist armour and Noble wear
Exotic weapon
Home cloak
Featherback
Staff multitool (1 wis):
Instrument
Cure Tome
Gargoyle Jewel
COMPANIONS
Kae'na Dariphes
Shrogglee Alsaneth
Gorgon-Heart
TITAL
scholar
QUESTS
Roving horde:+3 unaligned point(str)
Great voage: Gorgon Jewel, Fae Jewel, Sire Jewel
Talons of the owl: 1 unaligned point
Blood feud: TAKE THRONE
War of the ways: Gib castle
The Coming : All occult and Cunning tree
-Get free companion now for cha, sacrifice with occult tree +5 str
>>47207682
Well it is about earning kingship rather than actually ruling as the king.
>>47207845
You only get 2 companions captain.
>>47206666
Just posting something a little simpler.
>>47207939
See >>47206835
>Gaining 8+ charisma grants you an additional companionNo, wait a minute
>>47207541
Erbium (If I am going to be Empress of the French, I must be fashionable!)
Krypton (desu batman is better)
Curium (I must teach the savages true culture!)
Hydrogen (Mostly for other trans people with carbon.)
Lutetium (I promise to only be a minor intrusion in people's lives, other than all the blatant amount of lewd I am going to promote.)
Rheinium (Who wouldn't choose this?)
Carbon (As mentioned above, this will actually make me an Empress.)
Francium (Of course.)
Palladium (So that I might have Athena's blessing in my rule.)
Chlorine (Immortality, and with modern science, eternal you, what is not to love?)
>>47207939
8+ Cha gets you another.
>>47206835
Moger:
Oni Mage (Ogre)
Stats:
Per:7.5 Str:12.75 END:8 CHA:4 INT:9 WIS:9.5 AGL:5
Body-Type:
Masculine: +0.5 Str
Muscular: +0.5 Str -0.5 Per
Upbringing:
Social: +0.5 Cha
Spiritual: +0.5 WiS +0.5 STR
Culture:
Occult
+2 Int +2 Per -1 Cha
+3 Unalligned Points
7 points to spend on Occult spells
Spells:
Demon Summoning
Mind Manipulation
Sacrifical Offering (+5 INT, WIS, PER)
Greater Deform
Cunning:
Silver Tongue: +3 CHA
Mystical: +1 Int, Free Runes
Prowess:
Barbarian: +2 Str, Free Skimpy Armour
Equipment: 6 gold
Skimpy Armor (Free): +1 Agl +0.5 Cha
Enchanted with runes to protect against Fire and Lightening damage
Learn Martial Arts (10 gold): +0.75 Str +0.75 Agl
The Vile Tetsubo (Combination Staff & Heavy-Mace, 32 gold)
+1 Wis +1.25 Str +0.25 AGL, Enchanted with Runes for lightening damage
Gauntlets: +0.75 Str +1 Agl
3 Runes (22 Gold, One free): Enchanted Armor and Weapons
Ghost Jewel (Feast Spell, 20 gold)
Old Maps (10 gold)
Brew-Stock (Free)
Warpaint (Free)
Life Title: Renegade (Free warpaint and Brew-Stock)
Great Quest: The Coming
>>47208055
>>47208066
Ah, well, merely pretending and all that. Go get em captain.
Also I wish it wasn't so hard to factor in and keep track of all the neat shit you can get through the quests.
>>47207401
I don't quiiiiite understand the rules for this one. So basically I choose a master with a preset influence setting, and I can pick things that change the influence, and neutral/positive influence allows me to escape his spell?
>>47207682
>little to nothing dedicated to being a king
About the journey, not the end. Stated in last thread.
>Magic user being obvious choice
Legitimate balance issue. I'll rectify that.
>all generic MMO skills
Blood Pact, Sanguine Armor, Spellsteal, Psionic Storm, Slam, Explosive Corpse, Ball Lightning, those are all generic ones too? I don't recall any MMOs having HP and MP boost each other or having me be able to steal buffs from enemies to put onto allies.
I mean yes, there are many generic ones to fill up some of the trees but that's hardly all.
>princes and princesses variations of the same archetype
If you mean whether they'll rule beside you or buzz off and let you do your own stuff, no. Half Giant King gives insight to you, though he doesn't insist he's in charge of your people.
Also, Kymic doesn't mention much on him leading, but there's nothing indicating he's the warrior king leaving ruling to you. He's even firm and outright won't help you if he disagrees with you, that doesn't sound much like him leaving things to you.
For the Princesses, Helena is the only one that isn't "let's rule together" one and I suppose that is a legitimate concern.
So I say you got 1.5 points, but calling it a mess isn't what I'd call it, a mess to me is something that is more prevalent and not a few balance issues and some of the choices being similar.
>>47207541
Take Lueteus and the Exodia ones. Name every city Paris, do so in the fantasy world with Wolfram Alpha. Revolutionize the world with modern knowledge and absolute power.
>>47206835
Time to max/min for old time's sake and its stupid as fuck.
Race: Beastmen
Perks:
Rugged (0.5 STR)/Disfigured (0.5 END)/Social (o.5 CHA)
Curses:
Vampirism (3 STR/3 AGI/1 CHA)/Dullahan (2.5 END/2 PER)
Titan: Unalligned
Prowess:
Warrior (0.5 AGI/0.5 STR/0.5 END)/Barbarian (2 STR/skimpy armour)/Vanguard (1.5 PER/Shield or ranged)/Assassin (1.5 AGI/Grapple Hook)/Faithful (1.5 END/Lantern)
Cunning:
Silver Tongue (3 CHA)/Thief (1 AGI/10 Gold)/Merchant (1 CHA/10 Gold)
Science:
Enhanced Smithing (+1 END per armour)/Enhanced Literacy (2 INT)
Occult:
Sacrificial Offering
Earth:
Stoneskin (2 END)
Air:
Spacial Awareness (4 PER)
Fire:
Boiling Blood (1 STR)
Total Gold: 255
Armour:
[Free]Skimpy Wear (1 AGI/0.5 CHA/1 END)
Primary Arms/Equipment:
[245]Multitool (Free Light Shieldx2) (2.5 END)
[215]Multitool (Gauntletx2) (1.5 STR/2 AGI)
[185]Multitool (Gauntletx2) (1.5 STR/2 AGI)
[155]Multitool (Heavy Polearmx2) (2 END/1 STR)
Misc. Items:
[Free]Lantern
[Free]Gorgon Jewelx2
[Free]Gargoyle Jewel
[Free]Grapple (0.5 AGI)
[001]Grapplex22 (11 AGI)
CHA over 8: Additional companion
Companions:
Duzelle. Cella. Pence Owl
Yoho and Dregg Ba'Hando
Any 2 other companions
Life titles: Warden (Shield)
The Coming (Custom Companion/3 in Any stats)
Prion Break (Another Companion)
Talons of the Owl (1 unalligned points/20 Gold)
The Great Voyage (3 of any jewels)
Blood Feud (65 Gold)
Operation: Gravedigger (50 Gold)
Total companion body count:9
Total stats from sacrificing all companions:45
PER:30
STR:30
END:30
CHA:8.5
INT:4
WIS:3
AGI:30
>>47208233
>sacrificing every single companion
Never thought of that, but I guess it doesn't say you can't. I sacrifice all 100 servants from war of the ways quest, and add ~73 points to each stat in >>47207850.
>>47207401
The text version is fine, but is there an NSFW one? I've been digging through the pastebin for a while to no avail so I'm just wondering if my search is in vain.
>>47208108
I really never liked the idea that you automatically succeed your quest. No matter how meticulous your plans are or how easy the quest appears, shit happens.
>>47208371
The only way to change that is to include rolling and that is generally disliked.
>>47208390
Why do people not like rolling?
>>47208328
If you take summon animal companion from nature magic school, you can have infinite stats.
Making all the choices pointless and redundant.
>>47208429
Holy shit we have a winner
>>47208419
Because then it's no longer about choice.
>>47208429
Seems a bit (more) of a stretch once you get into non-sapient territory. What kind of occult god wants your ground squirrel sacrifices?
>>47208419
That and Rollfags come in and waste posts simply rolling, pissing off the mods-that-be. It's what killed /d/'s CYOA community, and brings down the wrath of mod when somebody tries to get it restarted.
Just don't do it. You want rolling? Make a one-page rpg. For some reason, that's acceptable.
>>47208369
There's not NSFW exalted version, but the pastebin has a link to SLanon's mega.
>>47208390
>what is ambiguity
The auto-success really doesn't bother me, and I doubt anyone else is imagining failing at the quests, but there are options other than that or rolling.
>>47208499
I just going to take the literally rules of the cyoa at face value and assume that the option that grants you minions and people have to state they are "companions" in order to be valid for sacrifice.
You can use your own interpretations, it doesn't really matter how you define what can't and can be sacrificed getting over 10 per attribute is still fairly easy.
>>47208560
If you do that then you can't list rewards or have multiple quests. IF the level of ambiguity in Titanlands isn't acceptable, and I think it is. Nothing is stopping you from imagining you failed and died instead of winning the reward and moving on to another quest.
>>47208179
Sorry, I tend to bury rules under unnecessarily flowery prose. You're about right. The master gives you a starting influence, and from there you try to get to 0+ influence and get away with the most goodies without being turned into a living sex doll.
Reposting my incomplete PACYOA reskin, looking for feedback/verbal abuse.
Everything is up for change!
>>47208592
All I intended to indicate was that ambiguity was a suitable alternative to auto-success or rolling. Honestly I was kind of surprised that people assumed Titanlands has auto-successes for the quests, though in hindsight that didn't come across in my post.
>>47207438
>>47208642
1.) Living/symbiotic armor
2.) Energy-based armor
3.) Glorious ball master race armor
>>47208217
>About the journey, not the end. Stated in last thread.
Yeah, but the journey doesn't feel related to being a future king. It feels... Like you're doing random quests to entertain the current King. So if he's insane that's one thing, but few of them feel like a "this is supposed to establish you as a successor" moment. Especially regarding the combat ones, because they feel like small squad tactical warfare when what he should be testing are how you handle mid- to large-scale challenges. Like, with a company of soldiers behind you.
>Legitimate balance issue. I'll rectify that.
But that's not even my real point with that complaint. You have a maximum of six combat challenges, and a minimum of four diplomatic. But it's all focused on the combat challenges - the squad-based tactical warfare.
>Blood Pact, Sanguine Armor, Spellsteal, Psionic Storm, Slam, Explosive Corpse, Ball Lightning, those are all generic ones too?
Blood Pact and Explosive Corpse are straight out of Diablo. Sanguine armor feels like a generic "+Def as HP goes down" power. Ball Lightning is a very standard overdrive. Slam and Psionic Storm are somewhat interesting fluff on a generic "do damage" power, and Spellsteal is interesting, though I've seen it in Pokemon and D&D. But these are a handful of techniques out of a hundred, most of which are just filling out trees. Honestly I almost wish you'd cut them out entirely.
>If you mean whether they'll rule beside you or buzz off and let you do your own stuff, no.
Except that is how it feels. Princesses rule alongside you, and don't do anything in battle. Princes fight alongside you, and let you handle the ruling. You should seriously just gender-swap a couple of them, because that would make it a little more interesting.
>calling it a mess isn't what I'd call it
But it is what I'd call it. The fluff is "king's heir," the CYOA is "generic RPG quest-solver," and there's just nothing to fire the imagination.
>>47207438
>>47208734
Tangentially related- someone pointed out that Crown Quest assumes you succeed so that it can then let you pick your spouse, but that's a necessary part of the CYOA, so I think that's forgivable. You can always just imagine it as "if you succeed, then pick your waifu/husbando" anyway.
>>47208741
Most of the icons and spell abilities come from Warcraft III, DOTA and League of Legends.
>>47208737
I don't know what you're trying to say here. Is this what you want? It's already in there.
One of my favorite partial builds I came up with was Hero-class feral with mount, exposed, and regen.
It's a horse! add anything more you want to it!
>>47208741
The idea of the quests is that you're gaining the support of each race, but I get your point. Those quests are more "hero of the land" quests than "future king" quests. In stories, you usually have the hero being rewarded with kingship or marriage to the princess or something, but it does eschew the whole point of being a king. I still like Crown Quest overall, though.
>>47208763
Pretty much. Trying to make things more ambiguous than that and force a "WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS!?!?!?" severely limited CYOA writing options and what sections can be included.
>>47206835
High-Elf
PER 4
STR 6
END 7.5
CHA 5.5
INT 10.5
WIS 4.5
AGI 6.75
Androgynous
Educated
Spiritual
Vampirism
Dullahan
The Unalligned
Portal Manipulation
Produce Arcane projectiles
Blink
Arcane Creation
Mind read
Mystical
Musical
Robes
Skimpy Wear
Staff
Instrument
Greatsword
Multitool x2
Cure-Tome
Great Maps
Runes
Gorgon Jewels (Stoneskin)
Eva Chadwick
Marian the Bloody
Sister Jesseline Wanda
Scholar (Enhanced literacy)
The Roving Horde
Talons of the Owl
Princess Rescue
The Great Voyage
The Coming
Blood Feud
Alright, so obviously I want to fix my curses. Stats are nice, but weird crippling conditions are not. That's an overarching project over the course of the journey, I suppose. Marian and Eva should be interested in helping me with that, and will be useful to begin with. I originally went with Sachi to cover things out, but that meant I was on healing duty. Jesse can take care of that better, and her religion shouldn't be much of an issue, which left me free to swap my starting jewel from Glow to Stoneskin, for tremorsense. My sword is pretty awesome too; it's a sword, magical focus, and musical instrument all in one.
From there, I do my missions. The first two give me four generic points which I use for Return to body, giving me a nice auto-revive to boost my odds of survival something fierce, as well as twenty gold which I'll use on a Siren jewel for Glow, boosting my allies as well. I figure the Talons would come after me because I'm one of some number of people rising to power and I'll need allies, so I took the Princess Rescue for cute girls, getting in good with the elves. Hopefully their resources will help me fix my cursed body, and fund my Great Voyage in the search for neat shit. I'd use the three jewels here on Boiling Blood, Light Beam, and I don't know. Probably Rot/Lightning/Shadeblend. After that, I'll have to help fight off a demonic incursion, appropriating powerful wind and occult magics, and then take over the vampires.
Dear God that autist lesbian in the other thread was terrible. Hope the whore gets raped by a pack of wild niggers.
>>47209010
Looking to continue the argument, Hmm?
>>47209022
That depends are you the lesbian autist whore? Then I might not be able to control myself.
>>47209022
Please don't respond to yourself like that. It's pathetic.
>>47209036
Nope, just a random anon tired of the shitposting Let's talk CYOAs. yes?
>>47209038
No, I'm not the fish annon. I got a name for myself that I find ironic.
Whatever happened to enjoying cyoas for the escapism and adventures?
>>47209062
Who is your favorite companion in Stardust
>>47209069
Those people are quiet and industrious. The salt of the earth, but they often go unnoticed.
Like hobbits.
>>47209080
eeh, I usually tailor them to fit my build
I usually don't like companion-heavy CYOAs I also don't like character-driven wargames.
I like telling my own story, and NPC's with stories of their own get in the way of that. Stardust is brief enough to not step on my toes, so I don't mind it as much.
>>47209010
>>47209022
>>47209036
>>47209038
>>47209062
>>47209064
Hey guys, forget this was a board about CYOA's?
>>47209010
Wait. Did I miss an Angel thread?
>>47206835
This is crazy. Don't ask me how I came up with this. It just happened, OKAY? Roll with it.
>Gnome MechaPaladin
>Per 5
>Str 3
>End 10.5
>Cha 5
>Int 5.5
>Wis 5.5
>Agi 6.75
>Perks: Slim, Androgynous, Educated, Spiritual (assuming typo that's meant to be -.5 str)
>Curse: Dullahan
>Also: Tremorsense
>Titan: Gohtant the Caregiver
>Prof/Spells:
>-Barbarian
>-Create Automaton
>-Enhanced Smithing
>-Give Soul (inanimate sentience)
>-Light Armory
>-Metal Manipulation
>-Stoneskin
>Equipment:
>-Skimpy Armor (free)
>-Arc Shackles for binding myself to automaton (-7g)
>-Learn Martial Art for myself and manual control (-10g)
>-Light Runes for automaton (-11g)
>-Naga Oil for oiling automaton joints (-6g)
>-Seer Eyes for 360 automaton vision (-8g)
>-Multitooled bladed gauntlets for automaton (-23g)
>Life Title: Scholar
>Quests:
>-The Roving Horde (+3 points)
>provide villagers with fine blessed weapons and leadership
>-Blood Feud (+65 gold)
>employ said villagers, expendable soldiers and mercenaries, and oppressed along the way
>along with newfound blessed automation
>separate compartments for head and body, giving manual control
>with autopilot capability that I can repair and empower with magic
> :D Templarbot ASSEMMMBLLLLE~
>>47209317
Just go back and read last thread.
>>47209317
This guy started complaining that he couldn't get engaged to a man and still inherit the throne, so somebody asked if it was angel, and then a lesbian got involved too at some point, but because of the first part it's hard to say if it was legitimate or somebody fucking around.
>>47206666
Image Version: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/43r0qdm4sm895/The_End_Approaches
Slapping this up in case Highlander awakes from his stasis.
>>47209328
Is that Freddy Krueger and Zangief?
>>47209317
No, it was somebody even worse.
>>47209347
Nah, it's the Korean dudes from King of Fighters.
>>47209347
close enough
>>47209346
I'm still here, just working. I'm now in indentured servitude and keep my head down when big spats break out.
>>47208741
>mid to large scale challenges
They're to gain the support of races, not, "show me your awesomeness as a commander" but I think you do have a good point on that. Still, in the original purpose of the combative quests, he isn't testing out your skills as a leader of soldiers, he just wants you to show him that you're equally (or relatively equally) good at both strength and wisdom.
The Ebony Fist does mention you leading the remaining loyalists to defeat them, and the Barbarian Army says you have to lead the vanguard.
>combat/diplomatic challenges
Then why mention magic users in the first place, genius? How the fuck am I supposed to know you meant "squad based challenges too common" when you said "magic users doubledip stats"?
>cut them out
Since when is something from Diablo something that's generic? What, is something being seen once make it generic? I don't recall Blood Pact being in Diablo, either.
Sanguine Armour I haven't seen in many, if any MMOs.
"generic do damage power" What, is dealing damage not unique enough for you? Does it have to be said as "uses the powers of Shock to speed the opponent towards death" or something?
Standard Overdrive, fine I'll call it that. I don't really care enough to argue too much about the rest, but I kept most of the abilities simple just because think about it: you pick only 4 out of like a hundred or so, there's no need for every ability to have interesting fluff or an entire essay on it since 90% of them won't be read.
And there's nothing wrong with simple abilities, because they work. I mean I can enjoy a really nice looking twirly whirly show of bladework on it but if it has the same effect overall as an axe to the head, why take the twirly whirly?
Now I will say that I've played 2 very much, WoW and Maplestory.
I just explained that 2 of the Princes rule with you, Kymic and we all know the Snow-Prince will. That's 50% of the 4 princes, 2 let you rule on your own. Princesses I can concede to.
>>47207541
>>Molybdenum
>>"To spice things up, this [will] element will instead [...]"
>>47209317
What is an angel thread? I just saw some random annon who was a lesbian bitching up a storm.
>>47209462
Hey, I don't blame you. Funny enough, TT seems to be the one CYOA that doesn't cause wars to break out in the thread.
>>47209520
Angelanon, /tg/'s hategoat of the month.
>>47209529
That's because it's too long for anyone to read.
Also you're wrong, there was a shitstorm about one of the companions.
>>47209529
Eh, I figure the size usually obstructs it. You can't really shit on it outside of 'TOO BEEG' so proxy shitfits break out as shitposters use more easily understood matter such as the stolen and long since converted goods.
>>47209520
Pic related.
>>47209534
>of the month
We're past 2 years now.
>>47209541
That really only got bad because people didn't just ignore the complainant. And I don't really count it, only because it was more focused on Fenoxo and was only like 20-30 posts compared to something like the 100+ from last thread.
But okay.
>>47209589
> That feeling when somewhere Hate-Boner anon woke up in a cold sweat and grabbed for his shotgun
> That feeling when his indefatigable rage still swells to this day
>>47209488
>Then why mention magic users in the first place, genius? How the fuck am I supposed to know you meant "squad based challenges too common" when you said "magic users doubledip stats"?
>You only get one choice that helps with any diplomatic challenges as well
Learn to fucking reading comprehension.
I'm done arguing with you. I've said my piece, you've rejected it. That's fine. You don't think there's a problem with "pick four our of a hundred generic skills straight out of League of Legends, Diablo, and World of Warcraft," then you do you. But I don't see myself giving your CYOAs another look in the future, because I don't see them improving.
>>47209623
>one choice to help in diplomatic challenge
>somehow supposed to know squad based was your gripe
Nice, so reading comprehension is more like I can read your fucking mind?
>>47209613
>Somewhere
I'm right here. Hi.
I'm bi and angel and the other lesbian are really making me think straight people are better.
>>47209700
Same. The amount of whining last thread makes me hate gay people.
>>47209700
I'm lesbian and Angelanon makes me cringe every time.
>>47209589
There have also been some minor spats over Nisetic penises the lack of waifus. But really those were minor and Highlander just sort of ignores it. Along with some other minor stuff.
>>47209685
Evening man.
>>47209700
>>47209709
> Implying anyone is good in the circle jerk counter jerk and that anyone is who they say they are here.
>>47209685
Hi!
>>47209733
>>47209735
Hello back my anons. Now I'm off to play Souls games and procrastinate on my CYOAs.
Updated a bit.
>>47209733
>> Implying anyone is good in the circle jerk counter jerk
i am neutral evryone is dum exept me
>>47209767
>>47209727
Why? What's your view on men?
>>47209700
>>47209733
Angel's dead. She hasn't posted with her trip in months.
>>47209768
>See that guy outside of the shit pit?
>Fuck him he's an arrogant pig because he's not throwing shit everywhere,
>>47209670
You're clearly an idiot, so I'll try this again. The problem I have is that your game focuses entirely on the "build a squad" aspect. You only have one, maybe two noncombat choices. The rest of your choices focus around combat. So despite the fact that nominally you're being tested on both, it just feels like a "make a squad" game. That particular issue isn't with the challenges - it's with the fact that you give anywhere from 40% to 60% of a player's goals a ludicrously tiny portion of the focus. Do you understand a little better? Or are you still too goddamn thick?
>>47209623
people listen to you more if the first thing you respond to them with isn't calling them an arrogant asshole.
I mean I can agree with you but that's one of the first things said to him, makes him not want to listen.
>>47209798
Not attracted to them, but they're people. Gender really has nothing to do with whether or not you're a twat.
>>47209848
I actually posted my criticism last thread, before he made almost as much as an ass of himself as Not!Angel
Does anybody have any more cyoas like this one?
>>47209970
>>47209534
She's been shitting up this board for much longer than that
>>47209844
God, it's like you're a fucking moron.
>You only get one choice that helps with any diplomatic challenges as well, which makes being a magic user the obvious choice because that'll actually help you out.
>magic user being obvious choice
So my solution to the diplomatic issue was to let other stats double dip, and that would also help solve it.
Then you go tard mode and complain that it's not the issue.
Does your fucking stupid ass not realize that by making say Swiftness or Might also boost diplomacy in some way, that would be giving more choice to the improvement of diplomacy?
And the squad of companions isn't just for fighting. You notice some have very high Charm? That can help in diplomacy as well. It's not just, "make this team of the best muderhobos" because if you bring 4 pure murderhobos into a diplomatic meeting, they're going to fuck it up.
Also, nice how you completely ignored how 2 of the Combative Quests are also army based, and that I admitted you were right on some points. I guess your tunnel visioned eyes can only see things that disagree with you?
>>47209968
People will still listen to you more if you don't call them an arrogant asshole.
>>47209767
Some of the options are strictly better than others - compare Loadstone Goods to Drakescale and Opium Poppies, or Pastries to Plump Helmets. Some also just feel like much better choices - Spices give you 9 for 7 risk, while Orcs are 10 for 7 and Dragan are 9 for 5. Admittedly there's a tradeoff in influence vs. wealth, but still...
It's also kind of weird that you can nominally be a goods trader or narcotics trader and do nothing but sell slaves, but that's just a silly bit of fluff.
I do like the changes to the classes and transportation, though. Much more interesting.
Looking for a CYOA called, I believe, rings of power. Don't see it on the pastebin, sadly. It was in a recent /d/ CYOA, but the thread got nuked before I could get home to save the image. Anyone happen to have it?
>>47210010
Thanks, but I could have sworn Lokt's powerset was slightly different.
>>47209853
Both magic pouches.
Sweetrain Berries
Barb Root
Devilmint
Green Slime
Siren's Scale
Iron Crab Carapace
Transmutation Rune
Angelmint
Frog Head
Mostly using Siren's Scale and the two Mints to do AoE buffing/debuffing. Crowd control potion of choice: Green Slime, Siren's Scale, Transmuted Frog Head. Traps enemies in a big sticky mess while making them more tired. Add Devilmint to taste depending on the circumstances.
Picking up Eagle Feather and Scarab in Amber would be nice too, but both those pouches are just too good.
>>47209767
Is it just me, or would sweetgrass sound really good to have irl?
>>47210030
It's Enchante/d/ Rings.
Wish I'd saved my build from the /d/ thread. Too tired to retype it all up now.
>>47208599
>without being turned into a living sex doll
Wait, you mean that getting turned into a living sex doll ISN'T the goal here?
>>47210064
If you could prevent or at least weaken the addictive properties, it'd make a great diet supplement, assuming it's not just packed with sugar.
Hey cyoa, I have a quandary. After enjoying many a cyoa, I feel the need to contribute and create my own. I think I've got a good idea for one, however, I am not well versed in any image editing software (bar ms paint). since this is the first cyoa I've done, I think it will probably take me quite a bit of time since I would also have to learn how to use some decent software.
My question is this; would you prefer a fully fleshed out cyoa, all fancy and with pictures, or an image-less version that I would be able to produce much quicker? In general, how important are images to your cyoa experience? Thanks for your imput.
>>47210107
No, it totally is. As it is in Enchante/d/ Rings as well. Ignore the feeble protestations of the author and unleash your inner sex toy.
>>47210044
If I have an older build, I wouldn't know. It might be in the pastebin, though.
>>47210107
Maybe? I'm cool with however people want to play my CYOAs
>>47210121
Images are usually better, but I like texty CYOAs just as much as illustrated ones. The downside of illustrated ones is that they sometimes drop text in favor of pictures, and not all pictures are worth one thousand words. Or even a half-dozen.
>>47210088
Ah, yep, that's it, thanks! Do you remember offhand what the differences were between the version on /d/ and this one?
>>47210088
You might be able to find it on desustorage.
>>47208734
>>47208753
---MechaCOYA---
Tauric
Dex - 3
Dur - 3
Pow - 4
Rec - 4
Spe - 6
Str - 4
Avian
Dex - 3
Dur - 2
Pow - 4
Rec - 4
Spe - 6
Str - 3
Medium - Variable[Tauric/Avian]
-Relentless
-Feedback
-Courier
-Hawkeye
-Night Vision
-Nerve Suit
-Advanced Suit Status
-Defense Maze
-Terminal
-Environmental Control III
--Skates [Tauric]
--Flight [Avian]
--Levitation [Avian]
--Natural Weapons[Avian]
Weapons
-Power Fist [AC0/AG0/DM5/FR0/MA0/RA0]
-Rocket Pod [AC6/AG5/DM8/FR6/MA5/RA8]
-Particle Beam [AC8/AG4/DM6/FR2/MA6/RA8]
--Beam Lance [Tauric][AC0/AG0/DM7/FR0/MA0/RA0]
--Wave-Motion Gun [Tauric][AC8/AG2/DM10/FR2/MA3/RA6]
--Plasma Bow [Avian] [AC7/AG5/DM8/FR3/MA3/RA5]
--Pulse Rifle [Avian] [AC6/AG4/DM4/FR8/MA6/RA6]
>>47209767
>Exotic Goods
>Lodestone Goods
>Drakescale
>Spices
>Airfleet
>Anan Spiritwind
>Narcisse
>Smuggler
16 Wealth
19 Influence
14 Risk
Bit heavy, but it's all legit, and I get a third favor. Dynamystic and Personal Assistant are probably the best choices, as I do have a lot of enemies now, but what does becoming a succubus actually entail? Demonhood, trying to barter souls from people?
>>47206835 >>47206869 >>47206881 >>47206933 >>47206964 >>47206988
Race: Chimeric Tribe (Dragontuar)
Stats
PER: 13.5, STR: 18, END: 23.25, CHA: 11.5, INT: 24.5, WIS: 24.5, AGI: 12.5
Perks/Features: Androgynous, Ugly/Disfigured, Educated, Spiritual
Curses: N/A
Titan: The Unaligned
Spells, Bonuses & Proficiencies: Spacial Awareness, Stoneskin, Mind Read, Sacrificial Offering, Enhanced Smithing, Enhanced Literacy, Silver Tongue, Hunter, Survivalist (Dog), Merchant, Mystical, Musical, Warrior, Barbarian, Knight, Vanguard, Faithful
Equipment: Skimpy Wear, Ceremonial Wear & Ceremonial Wear, Plate Armor, Staff, Exotic (X5) (Throwing Stars), Instrument (Voice), Grapple Hook, Lantern, Gorgon Jewels, Gargoyle Jewels, Burnt Book, 4 Gold
Mount: Dragon
Mount Miscellaneous: Elemental Affinity (Arcane)
Companions: N/A
Life Title: Scholar
Great Quests: The Roving Horde (Unaligned Points), Season of the Lich (Gain Permanent Effect of The Candle), Talons of the Owl (Unaligned Point & Gold), Respect Your Elders (Gold), Blood Feud (Gold), The Coming (Custom Companion & Unaligned Points)
So I'm going to be the hugest min-maxing scumbag or at least try and attempt to be.
>Chimeric Tribe
>(No mount, but do gain mount stats.)
Since there is no clear conversion on it I took 9 ATK for +9 STR, 8 DEF and 8 STA for +8 END, 7 AGI and 7 SPD for +7 AGI, and 9 INT for +9 INT. I'm aware you can only buy so much armor and arms though I didn't buy past it. I just ended up with more stuff from the skills and things that I assumed still counted since I didn't buy them. The scummiest thing I did was interpret "Free range weapon" or "Free Shield or Ranged" for an excuse to take Exotic as Throwing Stars and get more points. Sacrificed as many companions as I could for points. Didn't list which ones because it ultimately doesn't matter since they're dead.
Something like pic related except more draconic for the human bits since I took Ugly/Disfigured. Modeled more after an eastern dragon than a western one.
>>47210107
The goal is to gain as much power as possible while preserving as much of your pride as you can. To aid in this, there's a convenient amnesia option that will allow you to push your old memories and hang-ups into the corner, where much of your debt should begin clearing up before you manage to tug it back out. I realize I may be alone in considering it worth the price, though.
>>47210028
Yeah, your specialty and what you actually do are only nominally tied together but enforcing that feels overly restrictive.
I'll maybe take a look at the numbers on products in the future. I think part of it is also that wealth feels tangible, and influence is just a vague measure. Thanks for the feedback, though.
>>47210064
I based it off an actual thing I saw on some Discovery channel program once. Except that plant tastes like shit, and you just keep chewing because everything else tastes worse.
>>47210298
>Except that plant tastes like shit, and you just keep chewing because everything else tastes worse.
.....Why not just not chew anything?
Does anyone have the link to the updated drive full of cyoas and the photoshop tuts?
>>47209854
You, I like you.
>>47210328
Because it's addictive and, since it's the middle of the jungle, there's not shit else to do but start chewing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>47210537
Don't they have jungle weed or something, like yopo?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anadenanthera_peregrina
>>47210372
Would that be this one?
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B03PxmupuDVLN1lNdjFxdlN3SVE&usp=sharing
>>47210298
>Except that plant tastes like shit, and you just keep chewing because everything else tastes worse.
So basically this.
>>47210586
Yes it is. Thank you Anon.
>>47209791
So if someone steals the maul from you, you are utterly fucked?
>>47210685
You'd have to brand them, but pretty much.
>>47210712
Couldn't they just brand themselves with the maul?
>>47210723
The Maul states that only Branded can wield it, so I don't think they can. I mean, I guess you could try and brand yourself by forcing yourself on it, but you'd think the creators of the Maul would have planned for that.
>>47209767
So, I need a bit of clarification. You need to pick two captains, and a hand. But do you pick two people and pay for them, and then a third for free. Is that how that works
Basically, how do I captains?
>>47210807
How does the first guy get branded, if only the branded can brand others?
>>47210816
You can pick two captains, and one of the two you picked grants their hand bonus.
>>47210849
I have no idea. Maybe the brand is from some dark god, and he branded the smith who created the Maul.
>>47210014
>Her detractors and imitators have been shitting up this board for many many months.
FTFY
>>47210969
How new are you?
What, what did Angelanon do this time?
>>47211004
Nothing, it was just shitposters falseflagging.
>>47211004
Nothing.
There were one or two loud and whiny faggots last thread complaining about gay shit and people couldn't stop replying to them. Myself included. So I guess that makes me a faggot as well. I'll see myself out.
>>47211155
>>47211194
Like usual.
>>47211194
Isn't that just /tg/ on a regular day?
>>47207163
>putting restrictions on who you can marry
Yeah im just going to ignore that
>>47211301
For fuck's sake anon, not this shit again.
>>47208233
I hadn't thought of using some of the companions that count as two or three as different sacrifices. That absolutely seems fair though given that they are actually different people. Changing things around on my build >>47210272 using that and it would end up like:
PER: 13.5, STR: 18, END: 23.25, CHA: 11.5, INT: 32, WIS: 32, AGI: 12.5
Though I only end up sacrificing eight instead of nine because I can ink out more point with some of those coins than with a sacrifice and curses aren't for me as I want to be alive and pretty. I think if we combined our builds we'd end up with the most broken build possible because while I wanted to break things I still wanted balance enough that I wouldn't mind living as the character.
Bravo though.
>>47211301
You are really are Angelanon, aren't you?
So Lurl how you going to fix the minmaxing?
or are you going to embrace it?
>>47211509
Can....can the Collegiate be my teacher-waifu?
>>47211314
>>47211361
B-but anons isnt tolerance and open mindedness important? Its 2016 afterall.
>>47211564
Well, I suppose it isn't impossible. You'd just have to convince her to pay more attention to you than to magic (at least sometimes), and be someone she finds romantically attractive.
Not being the author, I can give you no more than this: Go forth and prove yourself worthy of her hand, apprentice!
>>47211637
Its great to open your mindfor my dickanon
>>47211509
how does the egg work?
>>47211685
>how does egg work?
I presume it hatches at some point, and then you have your own tiny gryphon, dragon, or succubus to raise up to adulthood.
Hmmm, raising your own magical creature...
sounds like a cool idea for a CYOA. Has anyone done that aside from Beri's Slime Day Care?
>>47211637
The old King can still deny you your position as King, which he will if you fail to get him kids.
Just get a beard, you just need to fuck her once.
>>47211637
I'm just going to beat the dead horse and say that this whole shitstorm exists because some anons couldn't accept that you can just mentally cross out the sentence "You must marry someone of the opposite gender" with "Go ahead and gay it up, it's 2016". You don't need the CYOA's creator to agree with you for you to enjoy it, and the only result was clogging the thread with a barely relevant name calling contest instead of anything actually about the CYOA.
>>47211637
IT'S 2016 YOU GUYS
>>47211637
In that cyoa? It's lynch every fag, witch, and gypsy you see medieval times.
So for the flamer, cloak, and other options, should I make it so that it can recharge on it's own, or should it be that you have to scrounge the desert for resources?
also I don't want to hear any more fucking bitching about the homosexuality. If you want to have gay sex you can, you just gotta have kids with the man or woman you married, and you can't have kids with someone else.
also just 1 kid is not a good idea, 2 is a good. 1 for backup.
>>47211870
BULLSHIT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
What cyoas are you currently making /cyoag/?
>>47211884
Given that entire shit thread was half your fault, I don't want to hear any more self-important bullshit from you either.
>>47211884
Wait, I can't have bastards to destabilize my kingdom after I pass away?But in reality they're almost certainly trolling you. Or else are too thick to realize medieval inheritance based society doesn't give a flying fuck about what orientation you happen to be.
>>47211914
Actually it's the fault of fucks like youand mewho insist on incessantly screaming like whiny children.
>>47211926
I was mostly uninvolved. Don't drag me in here as a star player here.
>>47211935
I didn't post at all last thread, yet here we are, shitting up this one.
>>47211914
Go fuck yourself, cuntbag.
>>47211922
No bastards, otherwise the High King wouldn't be in this predicament.
>>47211884
>also I don't want to hear any more fucking bitching about the homosexuality
I understand your feelings, but point out that you can't expect these guys to not stop bitching. It's essentially a part of the circle of life now.
As for your Desert Soldier question, I'd say to have 1-5 free recharges before you have to scrounge for resources. That way it isn't piss easy or frustratingly difficult at the start.
>>47211903
I swear on SDA's name I will finish this fucking cyoa. As soon as I finish finals.
Cute girls using guns and other dangerous equipment will be a cyoa.
>>47211884
I would make them recharge, or else they'd probably end up functioning as a one and done because of lack of resources. Maybe make them recharge with food and rest like a torn muscle if you want to keep people from spamming?
>>47211956
No, I mean I can't fuck up the kingdom by siring half a dozen myself?
Not that I'm going to because I'm pretty sure that won't help me ascend as High God King.
>>47211964
Part of the problem is that most scenarios that present you with the ability to take a throne tend to lend themselves to everything going pretty smoothly, so while it's historically accurate, it probably kind of bums people out when a game tells them they have to sign up for a shallow, loveless charade and do the things they enjoy in secret. I'm not just talking about gay people, here, but just in general. I saw a few people complaining about how they didn't like any of their choices.
>>47211996
Yeah I was thinking of the food and rest thing but it's a little weird with that. Kind of like, "wow I shot my last jet of plasma. Better eat this cake so I can shoot more" I guess it's more interesting than, "wow I shot my last particle beam, better take out one of my million fusion cores I keep stored away"
As for siring bastards, that's a big no no. It's not considered wrong to feel love for someone of your gender and to lay with them, but to bear or to father your child with another is something considered grotesque and is culturally not acceptable.
No NTR, basically. People are adverse to it like it's the fucking plague, and of course you're the High King so everyone knows you are and that you're married to a person.
>>47212002
There was that 1 anon who asked if Mind Sap could be used on their spouse so they didn't have to have them rule beside them. Clever bastard.
I could add more options, but I was running out of unique races at that point. The last 2 are basically from the north of Westeros and the Helena and Softris are basically, "Skyrim got fucked up, marry this girl." I felt if I added too much it would be a really weird waifu section.
>>47211985
That typeface doesn't look italicised to me, sonny.
>>47211741
There's one other, so it's not a flooded market. Go crazy.
>>47212077
Siring bastards is a standard passtime for royalty. I mean, you can disapprove of it, but there's nothing you can really do to stop it, especially once the king steps down. You definitely can't say he has a geas or mind reading ring or something to prevent you, and that's the best I got.
>>47211985
Finals have really been a bitch for people.
>>47210121
>would you prefer a fully fleshed out cyoa, all fancy and with pictures, or an image-less version that I would be able to produce much quicker?
Text, please.
>In general, how important are images to your cyoa experience?
Properly edited text is much more important than pretty images, I'd say.
>>47212077
I was thinking with someone of the opposite sex because wow, mpreg is disgusting, but OK.
As for the plasma I was thinking your body breaking food down for fuel over the course of a few hours not a literal cake = ammo.
>>47211985
But do you swear on buttstuff?
>>47211301
It says, "They must be the opposite gender of you to bear children." Not that they have to be the opposite gender, but to bear children. Which amusingly enough would imply that a woman picking a male husband would imply he's the one getting pregnant. And with that literal interpretation I am away.
Doing drunk cyoa later, about what?
I was thinking lesbian harem, but I'm up for other ideas.
>>47212238
Ah, but the cake=ammo is half the fun.
Who doesn't shove twenty cheese wheels into their face mid firefight?
>>47212265
>hairsplitting level: maximum
>>47212281
Lesbian gardening cyoa. Pro tip, none of the plants should produce pollen.
>>47212281
Post-apocalyptic grimdark STALKER type thing, but you and everybody else are all little girls, stalking the perilous wastes.
>>47212281
Angel inspired steampunk lesbian harem adventure.
>>47212281
Guilty Gear
>>47212281
>>47212350
You have to survive the post-apocalyptic wastelands without falling victim to the men who have mutated into rape monsters.
>>47212281
>>47212398
Guilty gear's butts.
>>47212399
you mean they aren't already? look outside your window. Down with the Patriarchy.
>>47211985
Why would you want a military full of girls instead of boys?
>>47212281
Getting stranded on an alien planet of only female aliens.
>>47212281
Essay CYOA
>>47211985
Still hyped
>>47207401
...I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed that the Infernal Exalted and Obsidian Shards of Infinity aren't represented here in one form or another.
>tfw no Primordial master
>>47212473
Because it's cute.
>>47212726
Nothing is cuter than a bunch of adorable clumsy zombie girls glad you gave them a home.
In your continent-spanning military dictatorship.
>>47211903One day I'll get over the fact that not all planes of a given generation are created equally and it's better for the balance of the CYOA if all planes within a generation cost the same amount of $$$.
But I'll hate myself forever when I do that because the disparity between planes just in 4th gen is extreme.
Also I kind of don't feel like throwing all the Special Weapons under one misc. you can buy for the plane, but then I feel like I'd have to give them stats or bonuses even though you're not using them most of the time anyway, since they're SPECIAL weapons.
>>47211903
Which one are you making?
>>47209767
>>47209791
Specialty: Exotic Goods
Product:
1. Lodestone
2. Songwood
3. Drakescale
Shipping: Sailing Fleet
Captains:
1. Vilmar Allon
2. Viviana Nora
Jobs: Artifact Smuggler
Favours:
1. Forest Hag’s Blessing
2. Dynamystic
Overall
Wealth: 16
Influence: 13
Risk: 4
I’m richer than some royalty, with a minimum of people out to get me. I’ll probably try a 0 risk build next, just to see how much money I can make without risking life and limb.
>>47209767
>>47209791
>>47213037
Well, a zero risk build turned out to be easier than I anticipated. Vilmar is a beast.
Specialty: Exotic Goods
Product:
1. Cayote Pepper
2. Bloodbeer
3. Drakescale
Shipping: Sailing Fleet
Captains:
1. Vilmar Allon
2. Tomek the Unforgiven
Jobs: Arctic Mixology
Wealth: 16
Influence: 7
Risk: 0
Favours:
1. Forest Hag’s Blessing
2. Dynamystic
So I'm still stupidly rich, albeit with less clout, and I don't have to worry about someone trying to murder me. Plus, I'm still rich enough to get a second favor.
>>47212136
Brb gotta go read three hundred more pages about acronyms that say nothing of a protein's function.
Cancer, go eat a bag of dicks.
>>47211884
So the story is now "scientists kidnapped you, experimented on you and left you frozen to be forgotten"?
I like this one more than the aliens.
>>47207401
I don't understand. So we have endless points and as long as I end up with a positive balance I retain my freedom? I can keep stacking the best positive influence options?
I think I misread something somewhere.
>>47213477
You get your starting point count from your choice in the first section, and as long as your net point count is positive after adding all your points together, your build is valid.
>>47213595
Is this a really generous cyoa then or is there something I should know about the setting that makes being a powerwhore a trap?
>>47213619
Where exactly are you getting your endless points from? Are you taking any options that cost points?
>>47206835
OH BOY HERE COMES A WACKY GNOME BUILD
Disfigured, Educated and Affluent with Scholar life title
>+10 gold, +.5 int, -.5 end, -.5 str
Voldog
>+4 str, +1 end, -2 cha
Earth: Geomancer, Sanddancer, Greater Golems, Manipulate Metal
Unalligned: Powder Research, Mystical +Literacy from Scholar
>+1 wis, +2 int
Staff (free)
Instrument (15)
Cannon x3, Multitool x2 (125)
>+1 wis, no cannon bonus
Duzelle, Cella and Pence
Melcey Jesneruses
Forgo a a third companion to pay for Instrument
Thil Barmoreny, Gnome Artillery Savant
3 Per/4.5 Str/1.5 End/2 Cha/7.5 Int/7 Wis/3 Agi
>Forts, munitions, crew, even clothes have been wrenched from the earth by Thil's near-mastery of geomancy, all in pursuit of a worthy target for his beloved triple cannon.
With a little polish, the sisters might just become proper ladies who know their way around heavy ordnance. Melcey, meanhile, is around to be curious, practical, and generally put upon.
>>47210993
He's a white knight/SJW, so he's got to side with the woman/gay in any dispute.
>>47206835
I think I saved a build for this
>>47212290
>>hairsplitting level: maximum
Just write it correctly in the next version.
>>47206835
>Kobold
>Perks: Educated, Rugged, Social
>Patron: Delpheri, Maharani of the Sun
>Skills: Become Fire Elemental, Fire Production, Smoke, Temperature, Boiling Blood, Glow, Lightning, Ballistics Research, Enhanced Literacy, Heal
>Equipment: Robes, Staff, Bombs, Hand-Axe, Warpaint, Great Maps, Ghost Jewel, Cure Tome
>Allies: Fiva Kov-Kov, Sala Aj-Aj, Gorgon-Heart
>Final Stats:
>PER 3
>STR 7
>END 4
>CHA 2.5
>INT 9.5
>WIS 3
>AGI 4.25
Got the classic warrior/rogue/mage thing going with an all-kobold party, then throw the big dumb easily bossed around guy in the mix for shits and giggles. Gonna be fun.
>>47213751
Seems that in my demented mind all +options are quite enjoyable.
>>47206835
>>47213878
found my build
Race
>Lizardfolk
Life Title
>Survivor
Perks/Features
>Rugged
>Social
>Spiritual
Titan
>King Zarikha
Spells
>Death
>Bone Manipulation
>Feast
>Nature
>Create Poison/Poison Immunity
>Plant manipulation
>Greater Animal Form (Cobra's body and head, Hawk's wings and Scorpion tail)
>Air: Spacial Awareness (Gargoyle Jewel)
>Fire: Boiling Blood (Gorgon Jewel)
Armour
>Fur Armor
Arms and Equipment
>Claws/Gauntlet
>Martial Arts
>Light Polearm
Misc Items
>Great Maps
>War Paint
>Lantern
>Gorgon Jewel
>Gargoyle Jewel
Mounts
>Great Bird
Allies
>Father Godfrey Hauness
>Sachiko Takahashi
>Veshro'vas Si
Great Quests
>Operation: Gravedigger
>Talons of Owls
>War of Ways (Vilges the Holy vs Delpheri, Maharani of the Sun)
Stats
>Per:10
>Str:8.5
>End:4.75
>Cha:2.5
>Int:2
>Wis:3.5
>Agi:9.5
Karnak, born and raised in the savage jungles governed by King Zarikha, overcome by wanderlust left the jungle. On his first week he met Sahicko and Father Godfrey fighting the cleric guild trying to kill Father Godfrey the cleric guild also hates werebeasts as they are seen as monstrosities. After coming to their rescue I joined them in their journey to help the undead nation. Tombfall City then hired and appointed Veshro'vas Si to accompany us.
Soon a after the guild is killed off a conspiracy is revealed that will lead to a great war.
(House of Owls and Delpheri Nation behind everything)
Looks like the hole goes deeper
>>47207401
Is there an opposite of this where you design yourself as the master?
>>47211903Modern day Dark Souls
