>we're building ever more sophisticated robots who can win board games
>people who die get to challenge death to a board game of their choice
Guys, our robot children will be immortal!
>>47196660
Robots are immortal anyway
>>47196660
When will I get a robot who can convincingly DM an original adventure.
>>47196660
the secret to true ai is actually that no one has the slightest idea on how to program a soul
>>47196989
Why does nobody catch a soul and study it when someone dies and the soul leaves the body? It's tested that a body gets a few hundred grams lighter when someone dies, so soul must be something that can be caught.
You could program a soul after that.
>>47196989
It is a cool thing there is no such a thing.
Your next line is: "*tips fedora*"
>>47197045
Wrong fothermucker
Euphoric
>>47197013
It's tested that a thread gets a few hundred grams heavier when a faggot posts in it.
>>47197096
So you're saying that once someone dies they cease to be a faggot?
My choice of game would be Terra Mystica and pick the Yeti's
GG nrplay death
>>47197800
Once a thread dies the accumulated faggotry is released back into the boards. It's called Reinfagnation.
>>47197800
They cease to be a lot of things.
>>47197800
Yes, they become an ex-faggot.
>>47197013
>It's tested that a body gets a few hundred grams lighter when someone dies, so soul must be something that can be caught.
FLAWLESS LOGIC!
>>47199480
Lots of people were killed under controlled conditions to verify that fact.
>>47201470
then you obviously have no issue linking one of the studies involved right?
>>47196660
What's going on in this pic?
>>47201664
Sorry, but they were all burned after the Amerikaners stole Europe from their rightful place in History.
>>47201664
I can confirm what he says, studies were ran on the matter.
Obviously you can't take them too seriously anymore in this day and age.
>>47197013
Someone's read some Dan Brown books.
>>47197013
Because no one knows what the soul actually is.But I do, sadly I have no way of proving it aside from the whole phenomena itself. Wish I was a science man.
>>47197013
>You could program a soul after that.
Your ass also weights and we can't program anything after it, whatever that means.
>>47196660
>>47198374
I love these, any more?
very evocative with zero context
>>47203991
I think this is the last one featuring both of them. Here's the artist's page if you wanna look at his other stuff, though.
http://themichaelmacrae.deviantart.com/
>>47197013
>>47203771
>what is exhaling
I'll attempt to put these in my headcanon order.
>>47204440
While rolling around in boredom on a frozen lake, Futureman, man of the future, stumbles onto an ancient pre-war sexbot and decides to repair it by spewing some of his nano-fluid from his ass. He then grows a pair of experimental titties while reprogramming it in anticipation.
>>47196660
Having no idea what he's doing, Futureman has spent the better part of winter and now is in the tail end of Spring trying to fix his future girlfriend. She's now kind of active and mostly functional. Being the confused virgin that he is, Futureman shows utter failure in his understanding of what "Face Fucking" and "Deep Throating" means while Sex-bot watches passively, just thinking it's another weird fetish from another weird owner.
>>47198374
"Do you see this?" asked Sexbot while gesturing to the corpse. "He is twice the man you'll ever be."
Futureman looks on in impotent rage, wondering how he managed to program his mothers personality into his new friend.
"I bet he had a college degree and a good paying job. You're such a disappointment to your father and me."
Futureman finally manages to tune out her prattling by having his nanosuit give his micropenis a handjob and looks onwards to the future.
