Tell me your most interesting story
what kind of story ?
>>47168548
OK, OP.
>The first man put down his flagon and sighed.
>"You know," he began, "I don't believe in ghosts."
>"Really?" Said the second man.
>And he disappeared.
>>47168796
But who was the flagon?
>>47168822
BUT WHO WAS FLAGGON??!!?
>>47168548
I literally cucked a guy once by going out with his GF, who was a friend before they were a thing.
I felt miserable afterwards
>>47168899
I literally befriended a guy once by going out with his GF, who was miserable before they were a thing.
I felt cucked afterwards
Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>47168982
There once was a little sausage called Baldrick. He lived happily ever after. The End.It's semi-autobiographical
>>47168548
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.
>>47169037
>BUT WHO WAS DOOR??!!?
>>47169037
I was gonna say 'So it's a lady' but honestly, still potentially interesting.
There once was a man from Nantucket...
>>47168548
Summon Monster (aurochs, rhino, etc.) + Invisibility in the middle of the road
>>47169054
Nope.
6 year old boy.
have fun relentlesslyteaching him about the wonder of The World Beforeuntil he begs you totake him on a trip to see the places you've talked about. From there, you can brutallypitch him out at the abandoned Yankees stadium, before gently, delicatelyhelping him come to terms with the losses both of you have endured.
>>47168899
My senior year Spring Break, I hooked up with the same girl two nights in a row. Real hot Asian broad. She would spent the night at my hotel.
Anyway she friend requested me, I accept, she absolutely had a boyfriend. Best part was he was in pictures with her down at Spring Break.
Poor sap was probably passing out drunk while I was banging her brains out.
>>47168899
>>47169393
The word cuck has been around since the middle ages m80
>>47169796
well, cuckold has. Cuck is a pretty modern abbreviation though.