Is it widely accepted that Khorne's shtick is the least interesting of the four major Chaos Gods?
>>47102367
>Not liking the simple things of life and war.
>>47102367
I think Tzeench and Slaanesh are pretty uninteresting
>Lol just as planned
>ZOMG now I can insert my fetish into my tabletop games!1!
>>47102367
I'd think so but taken at face value they're kind of uninteresting.
>>47102367
Its pretty easy to be reductionist and cut down anything in warhams to a sentence of greentxt. Doesn't have to be like that, but lots of people like it that way.
>>47102367
But Khorne knows what is best in life.
>>47102367
>Is it widely accepted
No. Now fuck off and stick a chainsword up your ass.
>>47102367
Is it widely accepted that asking leading questions to get fa/tg/uy backing in pointless nerd slapfights makes you a faggot?
Absolutely.
>>47102367
>Is it widely accepted that OPs with a single line question are the least interesting kind of thread on /tg/?
Looking at the bright side, at least you didn't greentext.
>>47102367
No, but I agree
Who is you're favorite ruinous power, teegee?
>>47103588
I really enjoy all of them to be honest, family.
>>47103588
Headcanon-slaanesh
>>47102367
I think Khorne has the strongest and best shtick.
It's undeniably simple but also brutal and powerful.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
>>47102523
I hate it when people take what constitutes about 10% of Slaanesh's portifolio, which is sexual excess, and make it the whole deal.
Shitnigga, Slaanesh is the prince of perfection, fine art, obsession. Much like Nurgle governs hopelessness and love of all living creatures, so is Slaanesh's the will to become better each and every day.
There is the porn, too, but it is a facet of the thing.
All Chaos gods are multifaceted like that. Khorne is the most direct of them.
>>47102367
>Good writer
All of them are awesome.
>Bad writer
I'm wasting my time with this 40k crap.
>>47103588
Chaos Undivided.
But if I had to chose one, Tzeentch. He at least keeps an illusion of free will.
>>47103588
They're all great but Slaanesh is best chaos by far.
>>47102367
It is widely accepted that Nurgle is far more kawaii desu ne.
>>47102570
But does he know the riddle of steel?
>>47103588
Necoho
You probably never heard of him
>>47104021
I like them all, but Slaanesh is probably my favorite, the one I think I would worship if I had to & the one whose interests/sphere of dominion is most interesting and relevant to me. I used to not care for Nurgle, but there was a good thread about him on here so I came to realize that he is pretty interesting.
>>47102367
>War, violence and warrior culture are not interesting.
So you're not into 40k ?
>>47106048
I doubt that.
>>47105993
"The mightiest guns in creation are worthless without the will to pull the trigger." That sort of encapsulates the spirit of it.
>>47106138
Fucking hell, my mind just started playing that racist Microsoft Sam song.
>>47102367
He's got the best catchphrase.
>>47102367
Eh, the Gods themselves aren't very interesting. The people who worship them are what's fun.
With Khorne stuff, there's that kinda Jedi-ish "righteous warrior falls to madness" thing.
>>47102367
You don't need an interesting stick to beat your enemies to death. It's just got to be a good stick.
>>47102367
I think he is, but I wouldn't call it widely accepted.
>>47102367
I was going to type up an effortpost explaining why Khorne is the most interesting, but in true Khornate fashion, there isn't a point.
If you don't 'get it', you're weak, and you never will. fuck off, cuntnugget?????
>>47103588
Nurggle, because he has that circle-of-life, dust-to-dust, great-scheme-of-things vibe going.
He also feels the most zen. In addition to despair he also has the facet of resignation to suffering and death.
>>47102367
I, personally, wouldn't say Khorne is the least interesting, just the least original.
>>47102367
That would be Slaanesh
>hurr durr tranny boners I'm so subversive and edgy xD
Yawn.
>>47103588
uncle Nurgz, he's just a really good guy
>>47106221
>From my point of view the loyalists are decadent and depraved.
>>47105958
>that little dude with the tophat in the upper left corner
>>47103588
Malal.
The Chaos God who fucks with Chaos Gods, because even Chaos gets boring if it's the only thing there is,
Also, remember when Khorne was the God of honourable combat and the perfection of hand-to-hand warfare as WELL as blood, death and insanity?
>>47106628
Don't. Don't even.
Speaking as someone who actually likes third-party Chaos Gods that ain't the big 4, your post is only going to lead to misery.
And the "Khorne was actually interesting in the past/in Warhammer Fantasy(rip)" thing is a myth. WHFB Khorne is even more bloodthirsty.
>>47103588
Khorne by far.
Sometimes you just need to split someone in half with an axe.
>>47106563
There's a neat little Easter egg in this one too.
>>47103588
>88
>Khorne's sacred numbers
Hahah, sheeeit.
Khorne of course, though I enjoy sorcerers quite a lot, so I generally go with Chaos Undivided or Slaanesh when it comes to that.
I mean come on, if you're doing something that makes the god of anger angry, doesn't that mean you're doing it right?
>>47103087
Well met, Battle Brother.
Chaos gods are for faggots.
>>47106874
What if Khorne actually likes psykers and is just pretending to hate them so people will feed his rage and therefore his power
>>47106906
> Khorne is yandere or tsundere towards Psykers
I back it
>>47106839
Is it the scream?
>>47103588
>Tzeentch
>Nurgle
>Khorne
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>Malal
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>Slaanesh
>>47104895
I have fond memories of a black crusade character who was obsessed with the perfect cut. They were a kakita-tier autist about that single perfect moment.
They were disowned nobility after they freaked out and murdered a rival for slipping up and ruining a duel by making it look sloppy
Khorne is the bread and butter of Daemonic attitudes. Without Khorne's rock solid dedication to good old fashioned blood-and-guts rage, the Other Big Three would just be a bunch of ponces gloating over who's the most pathetic.
>>47106880
>Mfw some chaplain started talking shit, so I beat him up with his own bare hands
>>47106839
This makes me want to crawl right up papa nurgle's butt and enjoy his comfort.
>>47103588
Toss up between Khorne or Nurgle
>>47103588
Papa Nurgle. He isn't malevolent. Khorn kills you because he likes doing it, slany kills you to get off, tzeentch kills you for ?, but Nurgle just things diseases are just the bee's knees and wants to share with everyone.
>>47107514
And if you're lucky, he might give you a gift to crawl out of yours.
>>47103588
Tzeentch>slannesh>Hashut>Independent demons circa realms of chaos>Nurgle>Impressive head spiked vermin>Memelal>FIGHTBLOODSKULLSKULL
>>47103588
Malal
>>47105958
>>47107843
You know what I love about Nurgle and his friends? They just look so fucking happy, doing what they do best. Not many people living in the 41st millenium can say that about their lives you know?
>>47107168
Classic Emperor's Children behaviour, man!
