Your party comes across this cat. What do?
Nothing. Your thread is shit, OP.
>>47098451
The wizard casts Awakenon the box, freaking the cat out
>>47098451
Place a fragile vial of poison in the box, close it up, and call it a science experiment.
Close the box and begin a debate about whether or not the cat exists
>>47098451*zip*
>>47098451
Is the tail fluffy?
>>47098528
>Anon unzips a bag of cat toys.
>Anon then plays with kitty until it gets hungry and leaves.
>Anon opens a can of quality cat food and the meowing begins.
Daily reminder that cats A PURRE.
Pet cate.
Leave to go fight goblins.
Have my eccentric character adopt the cat thinking it's her new familiar, but nah it's a regular ass cat.
>>47098483
kek
>>47099561
No bent at the end though when she got it slapped in a door or something happened before I got her she also loves belly rubs
2/3rds of my party would probably assume that it's some shape shifting cat demon and try to kill it before it can transform. But the party's barbarian that thinks she's a magical girl would adopt the shit out of it instantly and likely run the risk of becoming a crazy cat lady.
Cat adopted by street samurai. Gets the cat razor spurs and a cyberpaw.
>>47098451
excessive patting ensues
>>47098451
Close the box.
>>47098451
Close box.
Take box.
Cat $12
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>>47098451
They'd probably pet it. They're impulsive, not evil.
>>47103953
>>47098467
And thus, the common mimic was born.
>>47104046
You're done for.
>>47098451
>sorcerer gives us tragic backstory about how a cat saved his life or someshit and that's why we should let him keep it
>orc barbarian and dwarf paladin end up throwing down as the pally tries to prevent him from eating it
>half elver fighter decides not to roleplay because she sucks
>druid dragonborn who's literally Chewbacca says something unintelligible and turns into a cat
>rouge shrugs
>>47098451
Total party kill
Dwarf gets second cat companion, starts laughing.
>>47098451
Wipe if off and apologise
>>47098451
>What do?
We shall make of him a great and mighty warrior!
>>47105650
>Muscle Wizard took the Improved Familiar feat.
But still, there has to be more to that story.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47098451
I check for traps.
>>47105995
You find a wire trailing from underneath the cat to a small claymore mine hidden nearby.
Do you want to try to disarm it?
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47106061
The bard is assisting.
>>47104432
>2cat
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>47104432
So ends that party due to much cat breeding and not enough butchers
>>47098451
>1st level
Probably get TPKd. Housecats are nothing to fuck around with.
>>47106208
You successfully disarm the claymore but the cat is now a permanent champion
>>47098451
Parlay
cute cat, OP
>>47098451
Is it wearing a collar?
Clearly this is the hook to a subquest. We just need to find the owner and he'll reward us with an urban legend about a bunch of kids who got killed in a storm drain.
