So how many litres of paint would the Ad Mechs on Mars use in a single day? Imagine how much paint you would need to paint a titan or a knight.
>>47095528
*Insert self replicating DAoT paint here*
>>47095528
Every three hundred point one four years, a hulking space-barge pulls into the orbit of Mars, completing its circular route around the planets of the Segmentum Solar that grow the plants required to create pigments. Several generations of paint mixers, colour theorists and holy men are born, grow old and die on board before the ship can finally unload its precious, multi-coloured cargo into the hungry paint vats of Mars - each giant vat of the vast Martian Paint Citadel emblazoned with the name of the colour that will fill it.
Furious internal wars have raged, and still do, within the Priesthood of Mars over the names - the Wild Rider Red Apostasy, culminating in the purging of the Blood Red mixing instructions from the databanks of Mars, or the traitorous rise of Colour-Bishop Agrax and his usurpation of the popular Devlan vats.
>>47095685
And each generation, the vats of paint grow smaller and smaller... And their cost remains the same.
>>47095685
10/10 this is canon now
>>47095528
They paint their space ships. A titan is small time.
>>47095685
I so sincerely want this to be canon.
>>47095528
The cost of paints is actually the reason the color of mars is red so that the new warmachines could be created, sent to battle, covered in the blood of the enemies and therefore return on the holy ground of the red planet to be covered in an additional, subtle layer of red sand.
The now unused malfunctioning STC that caused the rise in the cost for paints has been returmed to its original location on terra: noctusgham.
>>47095685
AT LAST I TRULY SEE
>>47097794
Why not use the dirt and rust mixed with the blood of spare squishy tech priest bits to make paint? They have all that in abundance on mars.
![Rocks_are_not_free_citizen[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VgsRcZF.jpg "Rocks_are_not_free_citizen[1].jpg")
>>47095528
That's nothing compared to the Imperial Navy.
>>47095685
cap it
>>47095685
>It's an "anon makes canon" episode
>>47095528
Not as much as you think; superior Martian paint is thinned one million times.
>>47095685
>the lord of the dune-can has been entombed alive in the databanks to forever preach his teachings and is revered as a living saint and thinner of sins
>>47098005
>>47095685
do other similar ships roam the rest of imperial territory?
>>47095685
By the power invested in me as anon with puush, I declare this post to be cannon and cap't.
>>47095685
>There are actually supporters of Agrax
[ANGRY BINARY INTENSIFIES]
>>47095528
THIN your paint mechanicus!
>>47095528
Paint is just bleakness leaving the body.
>>47101467
Paint is an illusion of the senses
