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>>47076077
>>47087088
Das it mang.
Thanks for actually posting the intro PDF
Jumpers! Any Jumps that you dislike/hate the setting, but like the perks?
Wasn't there someone doing a SWTOR Jump?
>>47087239
Commoragh. Cause it's Commoragh.
So Gravity Rush lets you put together solid gravity. What would be a good thing to make out of solidified gravity?
>>47087211
Yeah, I know-it's probably the 5th technically in most timezeones. I just liked the sound of it.
>>47087246
I think that was KOTOR, no idea what's his progress is like
>>47087117
>Tell me about your minions, Jumpers.
Mostly robots because those are easiest to massproduce... But also Clones, Jade Zombies, Demons, Waddle Dees, and sometimes Skeletons if I need a slap-patch.
To those of you who bought an Original Deck in Yu-Gi-Oh, did you actually take the time to make new cards instead of just coming up with a general theme for your deck?
>>47087239
Literally every single 40K jump.
>>47087246
I think the KOTOR Jump covers that, just not specific about it
>>47087246
That would be cool but I don't think so, I asked the same question earlier.
>>47087239
Akame ga kill. I don't know why but that entire setting gets under my skin.
To continue the Harry Potter discussion, what do you see in this mirror, Jumpers?
>>47087239
Well-
>>47087255
Yeah, this.
>>47087279
>>47087283
It was a guy called Brahmastra and he posted here a few weeks ago saying he gave up his claim because he no longer had time.
>>47087239
five Star stories
>>47087246
Twilight.
>>47087281
Nope, just went with a theme. Which was in fact a theme of Random Nonsense. The point was to confuse the enemy so hard that they didn't have any idea what to do against it.
>>47087292
bad art
>>47087326
Fuck, that was supposed to be for >>47087239
>>47087292
Myself, surrounded by my Companions, family and whatever friends I've made throughout my millennia of travels.
It's a big mirror.
>>47087283
No, the jump ends long before the start of SWTOR, SWTOR is 200 years afterReven is imprisoned by the Emporer
>>47087361
Hate
>>47087292
It depends on the chain, but on my most recent "companion die permanently" run, it was my partner from the Mystery Dungeon jump. We had gone through god knows how many jumps and adventures before XANA killed and replaced her. It was...nice to see her again.
>>47087368
What?
>>47087292
I just noticed that the inscriptions are wrong.
Like really really wrong.
Goddamn, that's going to bother me.
>>47087292
I saw the stone, because I know how to get it out of there. Then I tossed it into my warehouse.
>>47087292
My companions in our cosmic guildhall, crafting like crafters do.
>>47087361
Well damn, I guess you could ignore the date, but that isnt as satisfying as a whole Jump
>>47087239
Squirrel and Hedgehog.
>>47087292
Me as the version of myself I sometimes see with Preservation of Man from Narnia.
By the way, if Sburb Anon is here, what kind of powers would a Page of Heart.
>>47087429
*have?
>>47087246
>>47087308
And so that Captain Calls Dibs on the Swotor jump. I'm about to get a lot more free time to work on it and theOrk Jump
>>47087409
SWTOR would be fun you could be one of the eight classes, Import companions into others, and the setting of the galactic cold war is a pretty interesting one.
>>47087292
I see myself, withered and grey, in a grand auditorium, before a grand audience. I bear no instrument, no brush, not even a microphone. Not a sound can be heard save for my voice. The audience is all a hush, completely captivated by my narrative and wordplay. My mastery of spoken word is total and complete.
>>47087246
A spacebattles chucklefuck posted an outline once, and was critiqued for only including force users. He seemed shocked that people wanted to be something other than space wizards, and reluctant to provide that content. He was shouted down.
That's the last I've heard of it.
>>47087088
A reminder that the Sith and Jedi are shit and the Je'daii order was the true path to balance.
>>47087429
What perks could be good enough to to tolerate that propaganda setting for ten years, unless you wanted to use jumper powers and/or the LoT to burn it to nothing.
>>47087460
ORK JUMP!!!!! :)
>>47087292
Big booty hoes. Chaise lounges. Olive bars with assorted breads, vegetables and crackers.
>>47087292
Dumbledore is shaking my hand. I've won the house cup.
>>47087508
I kind of like Narnia.
>>47087480
There were never any Force users.
There were only High Ground users.
>>47087460
Nice. I'll happily await it.
>>47087524
I did not get far into squirrel and hedgehog, what does it have to do with Narnia?
>>47087460
Sweet. Ghost on, you incorporeal motherfucker, you.
>>47087524
I think he was talking about Squirrel and Whatever.
Narnia is a fuck but it really isn't propaganda.
>>47087528
Everything makes sense now. Star Wars has been explained-
>>47087460
>Ork Jump
Ahem. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>47087468
I just want to yell at people for never wanting to take the Black Talon.
Alternately, I want to take the Black Talon everywhere. That thing'll be the Flying Dutchman in space by the time I'm through with it.
>>47086351
Aren't motherboxes effectively spirittech (connection to the Source?) and Alpha lantern clones run off emotions (inb4 its-willpower-I-dont-gotta-explain-shit-wizard-meme)? You'd definitely need to upgrade your ACU before it could conversion ray those things.
Faction trade: They're not going to just hand over any schematic for five monkeylords, even if they probably would trade a whole bunch of lower-tier schematics for the T4 Monkeylord schematic, though. Assuming they didn't try to screw you over. Also the mere fact that you have Monkeylords, let alone the schematic for them, is going to make you a Person Of Interest (TM) to them.
And if you demonstrate that you have a Jovian Pattern Nova Cannon, your status will change instantly from "(very interesting) neutral mercenary" to "priority strategic asset/liability" and your jump will get real complicated, real fast.
>>47087553
Oh... I thought you were calling Narnia a propaganda setting, given that Aslan is pretty much Jesus and always right. Yeah, no clue how.
>>47087523
WEASLEY GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>47087429
Well, there's the bolstering of their soul/identity, like a greater version of themselves they can grow into.
Perhaps something like an even further enhanced version of Dirk's 'I don't break' thing. And maybe increased ability to feel emotion too?
I quite like the idea of calling on all your alternate selves, like what the Squaredsprites have, except with more than just partial access to memories.
Also considering Heart does seem to have /some/ association with romantic relationships... a Page of it turning into a harem protag doesn't seem out of the question.
Mostly just suggestion/speculation on my part, of course.
>>47087460
>SWTOR jump
>Ork jump
Hype!
>>47087468
>>47087585
>Black Talon
It would be fun to have your companions play the roles of the other classes, those of your own faction could be a team to go through your respective class stories and flash points like black talon together.
>>47087687
>Bolstering the soul/identity
MORE BUFFS FOR THE ANGEL FORM! YES! How big a boost are we talking about here? Also, how does the "calling on your alternate selves" thing work?
>>47087692
I know, right?!
>>47087386
What they did to Revan and Exile is fucking shameful.
How high is your Insight, Jumpers?
>>47087687
Well that sounds pretty great, nice to
>harem protag
>It was at this point Alice realized she was screwed, possibly literally.
>>47087386
Not him, but basically,everything Revan and the Exile was for nothing, the Sith Emperor Darth Vitiate killed the latter and imprisoned and corrupted the former, to the point where he was going to commit genocide. Worse, he got killed off by the PCs, but his dark side stuck around and, believing he could kill the cosmic horror that is the the Emperor permanently, he revived him. It went about as well as you THINK it would. Oh, and the invasion went JUST AS PLANNED.
>>47087780
>pic
>>47087780
About 7 feet.
>>47087796
Vitiate needs to be given the edgelord jumper treatment.
>>47087796Isn't there a third faction with twin emperors that came in and butt fucked everyone?
>>47087731
>How big a boost are we talking about here?
Uh. Scaling from non-existent, to pretty damn buff.
>Also, how does the "calling on your alternate selves" thing work?
The squaredsprites got access to memories of all the versions of them in alternate timelines, just by virtue of being that. Through they only got partial access, not everything every version knows.
As a Page, you'd have to work for it a /lot/ more, but you could eventually go much further. Maybe eventually something like being able to actually exist in all timelines as a singular being/mind, and being able to draw some power from alternate you's from other timelines.
>>47087292
Me being a legitimately good person, without having to try so damn hard to be so.
Also, that art is terrible.
>>47087796
This is when you put Vitiate's soul into a Soul Gem
Then enchant a toilet with it.
>>47087876
Nope, because guess what?THAT'S VITIATE's OTHER FUCKING EMPIRE. THAT's RIGHT, HE WAS BUILDING AN ENTIRE OTHER EMPIRE BY HIMSELF THIS ENTIRE TIME. Sure, his son backstabbed and killed him, forcing him to share the PC's body, but still.
>>47087876
Yes but that wasThe second empire that Vitiate had been building in secret to replace the Sith Empire, for some reason
>>47087781
Happens to the best of us.
>>47087876
Hopefully that cluster fuck will be an optional drawback, it is really absurd.
So we've had discussion about Native Jumpers (those who don't start from Earth, but from a setting like JoJo). We've got at least two examples, in that Skink / Lizardman jumper and Burgli.
How would you guys feel about a Jumper who starts from, say... Generic Western?
>>47087936
>Cowboy jumper
I could dig it. Go for it, man.
>>47087936
Sounds pretty cool.
>>47087904
>>47087876
>>47087844
>>47087796
I seriously don't understand why anyone thought Vitiate was a good idea. They made him one of the most over powered characters in the franchise and at this point he's like a Deviant Art tier OC.
Also would've it have so terrible to make new designs for the Sith vehicles instead of just rehashing Star Destroyers again?
>>47087780
I've got eyes for days, son.
>>47087904
>>47087908
>>47087935
>>47087968
Ok, that's beyond fucking retarded. I liked my time playing in TOR, because the story, but holy fuck that's retarded. Like not even Bancho could beat that.
>>47087968
You mean like how they rehashed the Imperial Uniform for the Sith Empire troops/officers for some reason?
I like SWTOR, I do, but it has very very little originality.
>>47087968
I guess they were going for some combination of Nihilus and the Emperor. And I know, right? They didn't even show off those Sith Meditation Spheres, those would have been awesome to see!
>>47087993
That is why I said that the whole Infinite Empire thing should be a drawback.
>>47087780
My insight? Before Bloodborne? I dunno, maybe 40ish? I've been through a lot of shit by then
In Bloodborne it maxes out at 99
After Lovecroft? Somewhere in the 100-200 range most likely.
>>47087993
Yes, yes it is retarded. This is why it was suggested as a drawback.
It is also part of why I'm never giving a dime to SWTOR.
>>47088010
The worst part is that's literally exactly what he is. A group of professional writers couldn't think up their own original character so they combined two of the strongest big bads they could find.
>47087117
the minions I use are situational, stealth assassination? That's a job for the deathmark, an evil ecosystem? I have several layers of the tower dedicated to a primal zurg hive ready to unleash the fury of nature on them and add their biological distinctiveness to their own.
An army? My Waddle Dee retainers have more power than any sane jumper would trust them with. A incredibly massive army with superpowers? I imported the shard as a sacu for my companion with have to victory in supreme commander and have cortex command cloning and Alpha lantern blueprints which allows him to print out as many Alpha lanterns as he needs.
>>47087589
yes, that's why they're such good computers and much better than the computers they have in supreme commander, this mother box in particular has been imported a lot mostly in wizarding roles since Godtech computer equals more smart and has a vaguely form, think nova Herald of Galactus, I'm not trying to import her for this one or figure out how she works, just use her to infiltrate and hack ACUs. The Alpha lanterns are of all clones of myself with my brain tape which is a thing we have since I took the backup option, so they have all of my willpower-stacking for a while now, as for knowing how it all works it was imported as a SACU which gives me the information for the tech base for it and a main green lantern battery to run them off of.
Wait, so they don't have planet busters?
I noticed that they are pretty iffy in space technology since the only Cannon example is a teleportation system which barely gets a single ACU into the combat zone and there isn't much they can do about that one unit that fires from space other than destroy its relay.
>>47087993
>>47088013
And you know what? It could have been cool, if a little out of nowhere, if they had just finished the Vitiate arc before then and introduced them as separate villains, because some of their stuff is pretty cool. Even if the two royals are annoyingly invincible. Like, we get it, their cool, but so are we.
>>47088048
they're* Bleh.
>>47087949
>>47087955
Alroighty, gonna go ahead and start the initial pastebin write.
Now here's a question - where would one suggest our grizzled war vet-turned-cowboy start off his little adventure?
>>47087935
The whole GAME should be a drawback.
>>47088129
SWTOR was pretty good just as a single player, it was not a well designed MMO but if they had made it into a proper RPG it would have been great.
>>47088162
It's unforgivable for what they did to Exile and Revan.
>>47088100
Hmm, that depends on what kind of start you want. Might I suggest Hellsing or Soul Eater?
>>47088129
>Shitting on the Sith Warrior Storyline
I dislike you.
Darth Baras is a Bro-tier Sith-Master.
>>47088199
Literally everything else is meaningless before the pathetic spite they meted out on previously established characters.
>>47088100
Gravity Falls. He would fit right into the rural lonesome town, and it would be neat for him to slowly encounter more and more of the supernatural.
>>47088100
Pokemon, gotta get some cattle, a horse, and maybe a herding dog.
>>47088186
>Suggesting that Hellsing is an early chain jump
Have you seen Alucard?!?!
>>47088129
The Agent story line was amazing.
But really I wished they just made a KOTOR co-op game. I enjoyed playing with my brother, but I never felt the need for an MMO.
>>47087460
Requesting access to some of that sweet Sith sorcery.Then I won’t have to fanwank that I figured out a way to use it anyway.
>>47088222
Hey, you don't have to fight him. Yeah, he's a monster, but unless you're one too he won't go aft- actually hold on I just remembered about those cops.
Well, if you stay out of the way he won't go after you. If you're still nothing but a man, he'll sandbag just a bit to see if you can give him the death a monster like him deserves. But not for long. I give the cowboy good odds if he gets Holy Empowerment but NOT the plant nail thing.
>>47088225
Most of the class lines were good, but the Agent really was the best. All in all, the Empire side had the better more engaging stories.
>>47088282
Well when I go to that jump I intend to take the perk that will let me take him/her as a follower. Girlycard is best!
>>47088298
All of the empire stories were good, Republic on the other hand. . .
>>47088216
So, Rapidash/Zebstrika, Herdier and a shitload of Tauros and Miltank?
>>47088298
>>47088298
I heard the Smuggler is pretty good on the Republic side.
>>47088298
I found I had more fun when playing a Dark sided Jedi or a Light Sided Sith
But yeah I feel the Sith had the better side of writing.
>>47088323
>Trooper and Smuggler
>Not good
What.
>>47088186
>>47088213
>>47088216
Hmmm... All good suggestions, really.
I'll give it a good ol' 1d8. Hook me up another 4 jumps.
>>47088342
They were okay, but they were just . . . adequate. I mean, they really didn't try to do anything with them. They were fine, but they weren't particularly memorable.
>>47088374
Firefly.
Harry Potter.
Kantai Collection.
>>47088394
>An American Cowboy in Hogwarts
>>47088338
I found it really depended on the class. For the Sith Sorc, I enjoyed the DS story more. The Jug, though, was really interesting as light side. It kinda played like Lawful Evil.
Agent was fun DS, too.
The only one that was really hurt by the LS/DS mechanic was the Bounty Hunter. If you tried to play it straight, just do what the contract said, you got a pretty cool story but the mechanics of the game punished you.
>>47088374
InFamous.
>>47088374
DC, jump it as the DCAU and you can partner up with Vigilante. Cowboy duo in the Justice League.
>>47088415
Sith Sorc was great except that you couldn't properlycorrupt Ashara.
>>47088374
Bloodborne
Adventure Time
Jackie Chan Adventures
Rolled 1 (1d8)
>>47088430
>>47088394
here we go then.
1 - Hellsing
2 - Soul Eater
3 - Gravity Falls
4 - Pokémon
5 - Firefly
6 - Harry Potter
7 - Kantai Collection
8 - InFamous
>>47088437
>>47088476
Gonna go ahead and keep these four for the next roll.
>>47088473
Yeah, that was a HUGE fuckup on their part. Thepsychedelic force astral plane walkaboutmade me smile, though.
>>47088476
>Immortality Talisman
>>47088415
I loved LS sorcerer, but mostly because I loved the moments of confusion it caused.
The problem I had with bounty hunter is that I felt that the story was weak, but their companions were cool. And I never liked that the bounty hunter/smuggler were Empire/Republic specific. They should be neutral, god damn it.
>>47088496
I am going Sorc in the jump and I will make sure to properly corrupt her to the dark side.
>>47088493
>Hellsing
RIP
>>47088493
This is a bad idea, dead jump one.
>>47088493
I believe in you, magic cowboy man.
>>47088502
>The problem I had with bounty hunter is that I felt that the story was weak, but their companions were cool.
The companions were great, but I liked the story too. It had a classic western high planes drifter feel to it.
>And I never liked that the bounty hunter/smuggler were Empire/Republic specific. They should be neutral, god damn it.
Agreed.
>>47088558
>>47088600
The jump gets a lot easier if you side with Hellsing, and get Alucard's Embrace. Even jump one you can just play the part of a more competent Seras, then just stick to her or Alucard's side.
>>47088692
This.
The whole A Jump Isn't Survivable If You Can't One-Shot The Protagonist and Antagonist is fucking stupid.
>>47088692
In regards to Seras, where did the Blue Feather come from again?
>>47088743
Harvest Moon.
If you and another vampire share a sire, though, isn't she like your sister? Marrying her is incest anon, and that's forbidden love.
>>47088743
Harvest Moon.
>>47088730
The jump is hard as fuck to survive early chain because there are Vampire Nazis trying to start WW3!
>>47088743
Harvest Moon.
>>47088758That's when you go Werewolf instead.
Then there's no problemo.
>>47088758
It could be more forbidden.
>>47088473
>>47088496
>YFW the Sith Warrior can corrupt Jaesa, but the Inquisitor can't corrupt Ashara
>>47088774
And yet regular cops and agents survive it fine without extradimensional powers.
>>47088774
The Vampire nazis are garbage and just bomb London to shit.
You can just fuck off to the USA and have X-Files/Buffy style adventures with whatever else supernatural might exist in that universe and I wouldn't bat an eye at'cha.
Shit, you could try and go through the plot of the anime with the chip implants and the demon and I'll say that's cool.
>>47088804
You mean slaughtered when they aren't Iscariot or Hellsing?
>>47088820
You do know the US was attacked by Vampire agents right? I think there was something about the white house burning or something during the attack.
>>47088820
Doesn't it give you goals depending on your faction? I might be thinking of a drawback.
>>47088820
Speaking of Hellsing, aren't the holy bayonets and mono molecular wire available there more like powers than items? The bayonets outright say that you can summon an unlimited supply of them and the wires seem like outright sorcery.
>>47088871
You get extra points for taking a scenario and there are drawbacks that make the scenarios worse.
>>47088829
The only thing I can find about the white house is a gag in the Abridged series. But I'll take your word for it.
I also found a massive crossover roleplay wiki where the Major did some shit with Hetalia America, Aya Brea, Tony Stark, and Megatron.
So both thank you and fuck you for unwittingly leading me to that.
>>47088896
Except for Drop-Ins, unless they take drawbacks.
Drop-Ins get the extra 400 CP automatically.
>>47088988
>Drop-In
Master Race
>>47088963
I was sure there was something about The Major commenting the US being attacked or being preoccupied. Might be my mistake.
Also I am laughing at unwittingly leading you to that.
>>47088963
>HetaliaUkraine best waifu
Does Conjoined Conjures relate to only a single pair of magic systems, or can more than one set of magic systems be combined? Or does someone have to purchase it multiple times to gain multiple combined systems?
>>47089032
>Spoiler
Your tastes are shit anon.
>>47088209
Anon, you might be taking things a little too seriously.
>>47089086
Lets be real most if not everyone here takes their fiction and the fiction of others way too seriously
>>47089046
If I remember Stupid_Dog's rulings correctly - you can conjoin more than two magic systems together, but the time it takes doubles each time.
>>47089046
it's the ability to combine magic systems with a great deal of work, so you combine the first two magic systems then you combine that with the third and that was a forth and so on.
>>47089032Seychelles and Monaco are better
>>47089152
>spoiler>no tits and surfboard
>better
kek
>>47089200
>Implying tits make a woman.
This is why your tastes are shit anon.
>>47089200
Besides it's time to give the booty the respect it deserves.
>>47089117
Sweet. Thnx
>>47089271
Please, the booty reigns supreme in pop culture.
>>47089217
Don't worry, anon. HufPo has started writing articles defending pedo's, so you'll have them and SJW's to protect your proclivities.
Hey, question, the Shortcut perk from Undertale allows you to take one person with you when you teleport. Does it still count as one person if they have little spirits attached to them? Like, say they killed an enemy, and by accident that enemy's ghost got attached to them, to their soul.
>>47089299
Are you seriously accusing someone telling you tits don't matter for a person's quality that they must be a pedo? Goddamn get your head out of your ass, Australia.
>>47089362
Wait a minute, how do you know he's from Australia?
>>47089419
Australia is infamous for banning small-breasted women from porn for supposedly looking too young, so nowadays anybody claiming that someone who likes women with smaller breasts is a kid fiddler is accused of being Australia.
>>47089433
das rasis!
>>47089462
Can't handle the bantz?
>>47089492
>>>/lgbt/
>>47089492
So does anyone know what happens to the /qst/ trolls after their posts get reported?
Do they also receive a ban, or is the post just deleted?
>>47089462
Define Australia as a race, the country not the people.
Right, anyway, jumpers! When have you saved someone who canonically would have died, and why?
>>47088047
Yeah, they've certainly got the technology to pull off relativistic KKVs, but the only one-shot-super-tech-style planet busters they appear to have is Black Sun.
SupCom humanity's nanotech is pretty hot, but they haven't had nearly as many millennia to improve their general dakka levels compared to 40K's humanity - and for all we know, a "stock" Jovian Cannon mightn't even work under SupCom universe physics, especially if it relies at all on Warp principles.
Heh. That'd go over well.
>"Hey, want a Jovian Cannon?"
>"What's that do?"
>"Blows up planets!" *demonstrates by blowing up a spare planet*
>"Awesome, we'll take a dozen!"
>some time later
>"You ass, you sold us a bunch of fakes!"
>"Oh, damn, that's right, I paid CP for mine."
>"Huh? CP? Anyway, we are however very interested in buying more of those 'GBE pistols'. Our scientists still haven't figured out how they work, but their ability to transmute iron into ducks is a boon to our poultry industry."
>"What."
>>47089553
Portgas D. Ace because I had the drawback that pulled me into the war and because I could.
>>47089534
Warning/one minute temp ban, most likely. They still think they're right, so they'll be back again and again until they rack up enough temporary bans of varying lengths that they earn a more substantial ban.
>>47089592
The Jovian Cannon needs the Miniaturized tech tinker power from worm, hello planet buster handgun.
>>47089623
But that's so...boring.
If you're gonna do something like blowing up a planet, it needs to be visceral.
>>47089623
Can anyone name a single Worm power that does not have OP as fuck uses?
>>47089646
The ones that are physical.
>>47089643
You would be cutting a planet in half with a warp spasm, how is that not fear inducing?
>>47089643
Okay, you take the tinker shard, then the SimAnt perk, and that thing from 007.
So the Jovian Cannon is pretty smol now, right?
Well, you become a cyborg, and you put that sucker on your index finger.
Liquid Ocelot, cry your heart out.
>First Avatar's FIVE SEQUELS
>Suddenly from the depths today
>SPACE JAM 2
Once was luck but 2 demonic miracles in the same year isnt a fucking fluke, which one of you opened the warp
>>47089692
You mean five sequels to the giant cat people movie?
>>47089682
And now I am reminded of the cartoon where somebody Tim-the-Toolmans their lightsaber for MOAR POWAH, then the next morning tries to shave with it. Screaming ensues.
>>47089692
>Space Jam 2
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?
>>47089553
Pretty much most of the named Evangelion characters. From Naoko Akagi, to Rei 1, to Kaji, to everyone who would have been killed by/during SEELE's invasion. I even saved Tabris. Gendo, on the other hand, got thrown in a broken Evangelion, and SEELE was introduced to a certain group of prisoners, and were then promptlyEX-TER-MIN-ATED!
>>47089692
>>47089734
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>>47089717
Yes the cat people movie!
>>47089692
James Cameron's evil knows no bounds.He bought the movie rights to Battle Angel Alita.
>>47089765
...
Why is that a miracle?
Unless the movies are two hours of watching humans beat the shit out of the space elves. In which case, carry on.
>>47089788
I said demonic miracle, as in EVIL, not good
>>47089777
I wonder if he even actually likes anime and manga.
>>47089788
A DEMONIC miracle, anon. He was explicitly asking who opened the Warp.
>>47089788
>Why is that a miracle?
>Unless the movies are two hours of watching humans beat the shit out of the space elves. In which case, carry on.
Divine wrath sent as punishment is technically a miracle.
Although hopefully your right, or we get a nicer miracle like this project failing horribly.
>>47089832
>>47089825
But but but...eh, whatever.
Wait wait hol' up.
First Jurassic Park, then Indepedence Day (hype!) and now Space Jam. Oh, and a Clinton is running for president.
Are we looking at the nineties 2: Electric Boogaloo?
>>47089692
I may have been opening holes to the warp and shoving people I don't like into them for quite some time now. . .
Speaking of the warp I heard that the author of the Eldar jump was almost ready to post the first draft!
>>47089868
Terminator came out last year too, I think.
>>47089592
I don't think that they rely on warp principles since the Emperor's flagship had a pair of them, and the rest of the stuff I have is pretty much explicitly technology. But I also imported Necron spider and the shard, as well as picking up some experimentals so there is tech to trade, I mean I seriously don't think they have anything that compares to necrodermis, on the materials science front, or Gauss Flayers in the energy weapons department.
>>47089646
pretty much what >>47089655
said.
>>47089926
SC can replicate Magitek anyway, or at least your ACU can according to the notes.
>>47087292
I see... myself. Asleep, as always - but smiling.
I see myself at rest.
I see myself at peace. Content. Whether humble or confident, I do not know. Successful or a failure, I do not know.
All I see is peace.
>>47087936
>Skink/Lizardman
I think that was just someone who'd "gone native" - i.e. really gotten into the role, more than is healthy.
>>47090025
>more than is healthy.
SKINK GREAT, REMOVE SKAVEN!
>>47089997
But anon, peace is a lie there is only passion.
>>47089682
>Oh fuck I dropped it
>Nobody move, if you step on it we'll all die
>>47089963
I know that, but I don't know if it will work for them!
>>47090049
Not gonna lie, I'd listen to a Star Wars theme country album. As long as it's you know, good country.
>>47090085
Oxymoron.
>>47088493
I would like to suggest Fallout as well, especially if he ends up in the Mojave. I feel like a familiar, yet alien in ways setting would make for great storytelling.
>>47090091
Well, good-er country. Read as: not the MUH-tractor-MUH-exgirlfriend-MUH-beer, pop-with-a-twang that fills the air waves now.
*tips Stetson*
>>47090116
>You maniacs! etc
Oh, wait, he wouldn't have seen that movie.
>>47090091
eh, that Johnny Cash fellow was pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY
So was Woody Guthrie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHKjOl9ocR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxiMrvDbq3s
>>47089926
Er, bancho, the Emperor's flagship definitely relies on Warp principles. It's how Imperium starships travel FTL, it's how Void shields work, etc.
>>47089623
That seems like a bad idea, given where you'd be standing...
>>47090154
Also, it carried around and was named for the most powerful Psyker in the galaxy. Can't forget that.
>>47090185
yeah, it seems ill-advised to make the planet killer super weapon man portable and use it yourself.
>>47090154
well darn I forgot those parts, could Babylon Guy please clarify?
>>47090212
>Can Babylon clarify if the gun that rips open Warp Tears to kill things relies on the Warp?
Bancho, do you ever think about what you're saying?
>>47090147
Hopefully, he'll see it before he heads there.
>>47090212
I can fly and survive in space, I'll just fly away and shoot the planet behind me after leaving.
>>47090259
that's how it works? Because I don't remember it saying that was how it works..
>>47090271
okay but at that point why do you need to miniaturize it when you can just fly back to your ship and press the big red button on the console?
>>47090292
That is the entire fucking point of Jovian Pattern Nova Cannons, yes.
>The Jovian Pattern Nova Cannon is one of the rarest and the most feared of its kind. >Most commonly found mounted on Cruisers, the Jovian Pattern replaces the traditional explosive warhead with vortex warheads; the discharge of which results in a rift being opened to the Warp.
>>47090292
What if my flagship is far away blowing up a different planet? My smaller one doesn't have the firepower to frag the planet, yet.
>>47090335
well all right then.
>>47090352
if you imported it as an ACU you can just print out a new one for all the planets you visit
>>47087292
myself surrounded by my family, including all my Companions and various children.
>>47090380
Imported what as a whatnow?
>>47090424
Oh my friend, have you not heard of our lord and saviour, Supreme Commander? Let me put it this way: you can build an entire fleet of Light of Terras in at most a day or two. It's that absurd.
>>47090335
Huh. Reading the 40K wikia, they also have man-portable grav-weaponry, even if they no longer understand the principles behind it. Like a very poor man's GBE. What perks would help with immunity/resistance to being "gravy'd" by gravity weapons?
>>47090044
BROTHERWhat do you mean "that's Sigmar?" This is clearly the forked tongue of Sotek.
>>47090451
>Huh. Reading the 40K wikia, they also have man-portable grav-weaponry, even if they no longer understand the principles behind it. Like a very poor man's GBE. What perks would help with immunity/resistance to being "gravy'd" by gravity weapons?
Generic Sword and sorcery lets you choose one immunity with the weird origin.
>>47090449
...what's a Light of Terra? Is that like a fancy torch?for seriousnot for serious. fuckhuge ship and all that, there's just wayyy too damn much lore for that thing.
>>47089553
Portgas D. Ace from One Piece, because that seemed like such an asspull of a death that only served as a reasoning for a powerup. I made it look legit, though; he, "nearly died," but got saved.
Greed from FMA: Brotherhood, because he didn't really need to die, and he was a pretty cool dude. Palled around with him for a while, helped him set up a base of power, that kind of thing. Took his place in the fight against Wrath and Father, except I didn't die.
The Fall Maiden, I think her name was Amber, and, technically, Pyrrha Nikos, both from RWBY. Mostly just so I got the chance to foil Cinder's plans before the story even got underway. Because she's kind of a bitch, and honestly, any fully-grown adult that kills teenagers has it coming when another adult stomps a mudhole in them.Asriel from Undertale,because I have a bit of a complex that drives me toSAVEeveryone, and I never had asiblinggrowing up. I even put the story's progression off long enough that me wrapping that up landed onMother's Day,just for maximum d'aww.
>>47090424
and the best part is you get technical knowledge of every last part no matter how advanced as long as you're importing it, so I hope you loaded up on those necron components
>>47088264
Sounds like Sith Inquisitor is the path for you! One of the options for it is be go Sith Sorcerer so i'll try to work the different paths you can take in game into the perks.
>>47090672
Necrodermis master race.
>>47088493
>The Intro
http://pastebin.com/rusxH7FmGod my writing's so shit.
>Hellsing - Jump 1
Origin: Drop-In - "I know what I am, fella. You springin' this shit outta the blue is just makin' me question yer head."
Age: 43-years-old(Bought)
Abilities:
-Unassuming (Free) - "A bad mistake I kin work to mah favor."
-Weapon Channeling - "Magic? Do I look like I fucken' addle-headed schoolboy?"
-Holy Empowerment - "I'm sorry, do I look like the kinda person God would be aidin'?"
Items:
-Unifo- "No."
-Hellsing Arms "Jackal" - "While I'm busy discountin' most of yer menu here, shore I may as well be fixin' to git a new gun. 'Course, I get the impression yer fantasy here's all sortsa fuddled."
"Now, I'm beggin' yer pardon yer honor. But it's obvious we both wasted each other's times, now if you'll be excusin' me, the train's stopped. I'm gettin' off before I become an odd fish like yerself."
>Get off the train
"... WHERE IN TARNATION?!"
"Ahem. Welcome to London, Mister Bowers."And now for some more writefaggotry. Some terrible, terrible writefaggotry.
>>47090116
Sure I can slot that in as Number 5 on the die.
just gonna need 3 more.
>>47090706
exactly.
>>47090749
X-Men cinematic, and might I plug my own work and suggest Ghostbusters?
>>47090672
I think I'll just stick to Talyn, my Battlestar, and my stolen Lucrehulks.
>>47090749
If you're feeling bold, Evangelion is an option. Though I'd imagine the Angels would be this guy's worst nightmare. Alternatively, there's Sherlock Holmes or Splatoon.
>>47090749
Fallen London, maybe.
I kinda like the possible dissonance.
>>47090672
Er, what? No you don't. Your _ACU_ gets the imported technologies and the ability to "understand" it. As in, when you tell it to make use of those Jovian Cannons, they're all hooked up properly so it can actually do so, and if your ACU scans similar Imperium technology, it won't have any trouble capturing/converting it and building copies.
You, personally, as the Jumper, on the other hand, don't get any such knowledge unless you're willing to spend the time and effort reverse-engineering your ACU and/or its schematics (not withstanding any perks that allow you to cheat, of course).
>>47089553
Nemissa from Soul Hackers. 'Cause she's awesome, and I deliberately fucked up the villains plans so she wouldn't have tomurder-suicide the final boss.
Hakuno. I mean, she was a rather good Master, all things considered. Just the polite thing to do.And everyone who ever died in Naruto. It's complicated.
lets say i converted Simurgh, Behemoth, Leviathan, and Khonsu with WoW hunter powers or 40k telepathy. would it be possible to bind them as living avatars of the chaos gods? if this is possible what perks would in need to bind them and insure compliance.
>>47090859
that's remarkably pedantic of you, and do you see the item marked RTFM? Yeah read that and you will even if it doesn't give it to you automatically.
>>47090799
>Evangelion
[Screaming.webm]
Sherlock Holmes and Splatoon I'll accept however.
>>47090818
>Fallen London
... Tempting.
>>47090749
Gunnm. A lawless wasteland full of cyborgs should be interesting for him. The drop in line in particular makes for fun thematics.
>>47090894
>Pedantic
>Of or like a pendant
?
>>47087292
At that point... me, back at home with my friends and family around me, happy and healthy. They may have been holding wands, among other things; I intended to be fairly generous about handing out power, back then.
Now... well, I think I'd see the same thing, with the addition of many friends that have passed away. This has been a rough year, and I'm really getting paranoid with so many people having brain cancer, it's creepy.
>>47090749
Indiana Jones.
>>47090939
pedant*
>>47090939
synonyms:overscrupulous, scrupulous, precise, exact, perfectionist, punctilious, meticulous, fussy, fastidious, finicky. So yes
>>47090939
Pedant. The word is pedant.
Pedant(noun): a person who is excessively concerned with minor details and rules or with displaying academic learning.
>>47090962
>>47090972
Ah, that explains it. And yes, I realized the word was pedant >>47090953.
Rolled 8 (1d8)
>>47090749
Gonna go ahead and set up the roll then:
1 - DC
2 - Bloodborne
3 - Adventure Time
4 - Jackie Chan Adventures
5 - Sherlock Holmes
6 - Splatoon
7 - Fallen London
8 - Indiana Jones
>>47090932
Much as GUNNM sounds interesting to me, I... I've seen those power levels.
Course, I can count three on that list above that are probably worse to some degree.
>>47090692
Will we be playing the player character? If so will we be able to import companions into the other classes?
>>47091025
>8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLZJaAm2hw
>>47090859
Well you could upload an AI to the ship to analyze, recombine, and design new schematics for production based on what you have available. You could also have that AI teach you about everything you need to know about the tech.
>>47090894
>reads perk
My civilian experience with service manuals is that the (decent*) ones go into great detail as to how to operate something and how to rebuild it from spares, but they don't explain the science behind those parts nor how to retool them from scratch (although they /might/ help in boot-strapping such an endeavour). I don't know if military service manuals go into more detail?
*i.e. not the crap excuse for a service manual you get with a laptop these days, assuming you get one at all, but the old ones that were thicker than the device they came with.
>>47091060
Sounds like a decent plan.
>>47091060
Would JARVIS from Marvel Cinematic work for this?
>>47091025
Most of the truly ridiculous stuff is in Last Order, which you need to take one of two drawbacks for it to be important to your stay. The worst thing in regular Gunnm is probably the unleashed Berserker Body, which is relatively simple to avert Desty getting his hands on (and then pushing the big red button on it). Even that's just a fairly potent physical threat that can do funny things with plasma.
There's also Tiphares with its mega doom laser that it enforces a massive no fly zone with, but they're not likely to use it for anything else unless things go extremely pear shaped (as in the one time they use it isto obliterate a massive cannon created by some rebels). Other than that it's mostly just a bunch of cyborgs, with the most notable martial arts being rather low key stuff focused on vibrations to disrupt internals or jamming the enemy's flow of energy. A guy with terrible health, psychometry, and an old katana manages to do fairly well for himself with some effort, you're not going to die horribly just for showing up.
>>47091115
Hmm. Aight, I'll go ahead and slot it in for 1 on next jump's 1d8.
>>47091096
Especially if you imported it into the Polity jump and gave it the Prototyper perk...
>>47090472
>Generic Sword and sorcery
You mean Generic Dungeon Crawl. You're also omitting the fact that that is specific to an alt form themed around whatever the thing is (so, in this case something like a gravity elemental), which also takes significantly more damage from the thematic opposite.
>>47091312
... okay, I got nothing. What's the thematic opposite of gravity? "Nothingness", since gravity is from mass/energy?
>>47091369
I personally went with levitation, but void is technically a classical element in many Eastern traditions.
>>47091369
Bad RPG logic tells me time. I mean it's the classic duality of space and time.
>>47091369
Well since gravity is warping space together, perhaps the separation of things does represents it? void/nothingness does sort of fall under that since it would eventually make everything to spread out to impact each other or matter >>47091536 oh god time is a void, BAD RPG LOGIC WENT AROUND AND MADE SENSE.
>>47090749
"Ah, welcome back aboard Mister Bowers."
"What in sam hell did I see back then."
"Heh. That? That was but a taste of what this deal has to offer. Don't tell me you were honestly scared by that?"
"... What the hell are you? No man deserves a death like that, not even back in the old states durin' that war. He ripped through them like trimmin's."
"Yes yes, I'm well aware. And to think you still managed to survive it, whereas so many others did not. Still - it won't do you any good to ask as to what _I_ am, but rather... what will you do next?
After all - you agreed to the deal by getting on board the first time. There's no backing down now."
"You flannel-mouthed son of a bitch."
>Indiana Jones - Jump 2
Location: Barnett College - "At least it's back in the home country."
Identity: Drop-In - "Until you tell me what the sam hell you mean by 'reborn,' I am not letting you put my brain over head and ears."
Skills & Abilities:
-Catchy Theme (Free) - "What in blazes..."
-Remembered Your Charlemagne (Free)
-Puzzle Person (Free) - "The fuck is a 'Legend of Zelda'?"
-Shouldn't Touch That - "Somethin' tells me yer offerin' of 'common sense' suggests nobody here has it."
-Balancing Act
-Devil's Own Luck - "Need it before I cash in."
-Coin Counter
-Sight of God - "Look. The rest of that mumbo-jumbo you just mentioned is allers good - but after the shit I saw back there, I'm goin' to need somethin' a little stronger than John Barleycorn."
Items & Equipment:
-Shovel (Free) - "Good. Somethin' ta help bury me with later."
-Nice H- "Are you sayin' my current hat isn' good enough?"
-Macedonian Coins (Free)
-Adventuring Bag (Free)
-Canteen of Infinite Water - "Adam's Ale, don't need to worry about it now."
-Gun - "In case this hefty fucker over here runs dry."
-Motorbike - "Now how the hell do I ride this thing."
hey how long can a space marine live in 40k? i mean age wise so i know if i want to take the extended stay drawback.
