So... I'm not sure how much longer is that barricade going to keep all those chaos space marines out of this mannor. How did this all even happen?!?!A bit busy with work today, mostly won't be there the first thread hours, and when I am there it will be sporadical until later on.
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FAQ:
>What the fuck is this?
Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually mondays at 2PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.
>Is there any requirement in character creation.
Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
>>47040425
>is quietly placing explosives near the entrance
Well, you want the long or short explanation?
>emerges from the forest
Ugh... looks like they got their asses in trouble again.
>gets on vox
Somebody give me a sitrep! What the hell is going on?
>>47040462
... you know these othellans must be weird as fuck, why is there a forest inside a palace?
>Is aiming her pulse rifle at the barricade.
How did we get into this mess again? It´s always the same with us...
>Mot is leaning against a nearby tree and playing to himself.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdiy9IzATQ
so what now?
>>47040487
I'm outside! You may not have noticed but I've been out hunting for a while!
>>47040506
I -don't- know they just came out of the bloody skies like magic!
Also there's a warp storm in the planet for some bloody reason too!
>>47040518
>lightly taps on his head with her rifle
N-no dozing off.
>also, we are inside a manor.
>>47040526
>just in the middle of the Chaos Marines then?
>>47040425
Hold the primary line!!
>Jackson and a few medics are desperately trying to heal the survivors of the Chaos Raptors attack as the tanks and Chimeras fire from the holes in the manor walls
>>47040539
>is camoflauged
>>47040539
>tree, pillar same thing.
I'm not dozing! i'm helping support the structure.
>mot slaps the pillar and grins.
>>47040536
That´s not really comforting, Corporal!
But at least, maybe the warp storm has something to do with the marines?
>>47040565
>she grins, pulling the collar around her neck . It has gotten red and lightly wounded because of it
And w-what about the guitar? Is it s-standard issue?
>>47040598
Very probably!
>Is throwing more chairs to the barricade
Damn it these chairs break with the damn air! I need something stronger!
>>47040556
The good news is, I can actually tell you how many marines on the outside.
The bad news is actually how many marines are on the outside.
Barricaded inside a Palace with all these Negative Waves.......how did it come down to this....shoulda listened to Crapgame.....
>The Shermans are doing Shermany things.Also as a sidenote, the Malleus Stormies are like......not on the same side of the Palace as the rest.
>>47040608
nope but at least nobody has complained yet.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvoJ7qUh3y8
>>47040626
Then do we have a few tanks to spare? Or should we try and fell trees and lose cover?
>>47040627
Hate to ask, but how many?
>"FUCKING KHORNE THIS BARRICADE NEVER ENDS!"
>"Makes me wish our raptor cult had some tanks."
>"Shut up and keep slashing!"
>>47040627
Yes, it is quite disturbing...
>Picks up the command squads Multi-Melta
But, they hurt my men so there will be many more marine chunks outside.
>>47040646I know 6th squad met up with Alice at the end of last thread.
>>47040667
>>47040626
Corporal! More chairs!! Throw them faster!!
>>47040667
KEEP SLASHING YA PANSY GITS!
>>47040659We're planning on moving there, we just want to make sure all the participants are aware of the transfer before we go
>>47040666
Don't ruin your day asking.
>>47040678
>she puts her feet on a cluster of melta bombs
You can start having your men place these around the perimeter. I wanted to keep them for a prank on Alice but eh... witness my sacrifice.
>>47040647
L-lady Anna is getting eye-twitchy again...
>she aims toward the door
T-there is no way we are going to come out this time.
>>47040666
Don't look at my tanks....these are mine.
>Still doing Sherman-y things.
>>47040678True, but it ain't like she's gonna move from there.
>>47040726
>Jackson walks over and kisser her cheek
I don't know where you keep getting these and I don't care.
>he waves to a squad who quickly takes them and runs off
Now, do you have any ideas on what we should do?
>aims the Multi-Melta at the barracade
>>47040740
we'll be fine.
>he flashes her a smile
trust me on this one.
>>47040726
You mean this day is not already ruined?
>>47040753
It was just a suggestion for an emergency.
>Turns back to the barricade her pulse rifle still aimed at it.
>>47040782
O-ok...
>she leans against him
W-what should I do with your corpse if you die?
>>47040784
>shrugs
Welcome in the Inquisition.
>>47040780
Logically, run away. Do we care about this palace? Because if we don't, we can just use it as a trap. Set the bombs on the pillars and walls, retreat, detonate the bombs when they get in, rig another area, repeat. Either they run out of marines or we run out of palace.
>>47040794
leave it, make sure you stay safe,
>>47040828
I w-was thinking of stuffing it...
>>47040847
>laughs
I'd rather you didn't too boring for the likes of me, anyways... who's to say I won't go down like the commissar in a blaze of glory and body parts.
>>47040814
Hmm... That plan is extremely dangerous for us too. The whole palace could on top of us if we blow up too many supports.
>>47040784
Those Airborne guys have plenty of vehicles, use some of theirs.
>Oddball lazily points in the 'rough' direction of the Drop Troops before opening another bottle of wine.
Oh hey, d'you want any more of that cheese?
>>47040864
That would be t-terrible! I f anything we can blow up Sam in your steed!
>>47040872
Or we could be butchered by crazed superhumans. I for one welcome the idea of dying vandalizing this place.
>>47040872sigh... It happens again.
>>47040880
That´s actually... is jackson somewhere around here?
>Sam slowly walks over towards the drops troops.
>>47040881
>Ignores your comment, pointendly looking at her pulse rifle.
>>47040881
but I like Sam, she's a nice girl.
>>47040900
... We don't have time for calculating the structural integrity either, I presume... No other choice but to trust our luck.
>>47040814
Not a bad plan... but I don't know what our objective is... Or we could go full Krieg and make this place a fortress of kill boxes and minefields...
>>47040956
... you do LIKE her?
>>47040955
>assassin glare
>Slowly aims her rifle at her
>>47040959
>>47040971
This is the plan then. Rig this place with traps and move to the lower floors.
>>47040971
>on vox
Jackson, you copy? I'm positioned at the enemy's right flank, and lucky for you I'm always prepared. What do you need me to hit first?
>>47040983
>raises an eyebrow before moving his hand to lower the rifle.
we don't need any more enemies than those we face.
>>47041003
And just how are we supposed to dig our tanks out of the rubble after you sink a building?
>>47040956
Sorry, but me and your wife never got along and before this escalates I´m not interested.
>Still looks at her pulse rifle.
>>47040983
One shot is free, then I´m going to give you a refund.
>>47041019
>taps his comms
Start with the biggest fucks then work your way down. Any that look particularly dangerous take priority.
>>47041003
Anna we do have several tanks and many more Chimera firing from inside the Palace.
>>47041038
We aren't.
>>47041049
>smirks.
still after the Eldar are we?
>>47041071
Sucks to be those tanks then. If you prefer to die because muh chimaera, be my guest. DO you not know how many guardsmen does it take to kill a marine? More than we have.
>>47041049
D-do you really think that you would have the luxury of s-surviving the first shot?
>>47041035
J-just don't get too close to her...
>>47041073
Like hell we aren't!
>Oddball slams the top of the turret thrice and the driver turns on the engine.
We aren't losing our tanks just because they put the idiot in charge.
>>47041071
Finally some sense is brought to the conversation!
>>47041115
Hey, Oddball!! Do you think they got melta charges? I mean they haven't used them to breach. So, I think they're out.
>>47041071
Roger that...will wait till our Chaos narrator gets back
>>47041140
I choose to ignore your man. If we really don't want to take the safest route we need at least a back up plan, though.
>>47041140
Could be that they just forgot they had them sir, them guys are crazy.
>Oddball ducks as a few Stubber rounds ricochet off the turret.
Your suggestion is likely, but we can't rule out their stupidity.
>>47041084
>Blushes.
Wha - Wha - W... yes... But first I´d have to find him. Which I´m gonna do. LATER. I´M GOING TO LET MY FIRST DO THE TALKING FIRST.
>>47041107
It would be worth a try. But your husband doesn´t want us to test this theory. So, truce? For the time being?
>Sam tears her eyes off her pulse rifle and sighs.
Warzones are easier than men.
>>47041140
I wonder... Why would they storm a place this big without stocking on melta bombs, or rationing them to make every bomb count?
>>47041107
don't worry yourself I won't
>>47041227
he'll come back at some point, when he's bored or hungry... think of him like a cat.
>laughs
>>47041227
W-warzones are easy, it is people who are difficult to relate with. Unlike rifles.
>>47041252
Mhmr... if you s-say so...
>she aims out and fires over the barricade, but there is very little a sniper rifle can do in this occasion.
>>47041280
WAAGH is easy, peoples is easy, life is easy!
>the Ork belches before spitting over the baricade and laughing.
>>47041331
.. a-and I g-get outphilosophed by an orc...
>>47041280
That´s... Actually, you do have a point. The way you cling to it, what is the story behind your rifle anyway? Mine was just standard issue.
>>47041252
Larrs... a cat?
>Sam appears to be lost in thoughts.
>>47041381
... i-it is none of your business. B-but I g-guess I can tell you if you make it out alive...
>somehow the words "friendly fire" ring into your mind almost immediately.
>>47041377
I think we can all aprechiate the fabled Ork philosophy.
>The hulking Ork grins in response to this.
>The air starts to smell like electrical burning
>The odd crackle tears through the air
>>47041407
>Smiles for once at you, having picked up the meaning of your words.
Is that a challenge? "Accidents" aren´t exactly what we need, but... Let´s see who makes it out of here first.
>>47041445
Ork philosophy? But Bob is a - wait, what? He is a ork? I´m not even suprised anymore.
>>47041499
>Raises her pulse rifle worried, as her drone flies into the air.
What now?
>>47041499
Here we go...
>>47041202
Wanna try and run a few dozen of them over? or at least kill the ones at the barricade?
>>47041499
Oh no... I knew it couldn't be as simple as we thought...
>>47041499
dis ain't gudd
>>47041524
das right, I'm an Ork and I'm proud and none of ya ummie privyledge will stop me servin da emprah.
>>47041499
>flips on the Multi-Melta
Twenty bucks says Termies or Oblits
>>47041579
I'd say termies, without using future sight. What am I gonna win?
>>47041572
>>47041557
>>47041526
>>47041524
>>47041499
>>47041579
>Loud Crackling come from the other side of door
>A bright light erupts through the gaps in the door
>A loud grounding sound fills the air, followed by gunfire.
>The door is still standing
>>47041602
Well collectively we'd win powerfists to the face but hmmm... What do you want?
>>47041499
Oh boy........this is going to end badly.....
>>47041535
We can use guns and cannon, sure, but driving out to rum them over with Raptors out there is a terrible idea.Of course we might need to wait for Mecha to get back to molest the Raptors.
>>47041623
>steps to face down the door and whatever will come through.
sounds like they want a punch up, ya gits ready?
>>47041623
That's not good...
>aims the Multi-Melta at the door
>>47041630
Well I don't think they're all raptors.
>>47041623
... I am not certain whether I should feel relieved or even more worried...
>>47041629
I wanna top.
>mischievous_smile.jpeg.
>>47041623
Troopers, ready to fire at my command. Bring forward the heavy weapons and lob any grenade you have.
>>47041623
>>47041658
Permission to enter and check?
>Walks over to the door, pusle rifle raised.
>>47041572
Then, I whish you good luck on that front Bob.
>>47041696
>grunts in reply.
>>47041658
It only takes -one- to crack us open like a Ration Can.
>The 3 Shermans aim their weapons at the door.
>Oddball himself unholsters a Pulse Pistol.
Anyone want to think positive? Because we're sure not feeling it over here....
>>47041630
>>47041648
>>47041658
>>47041672
>>47041679
>>47041696
>There is too much dust being kicked up to make out anything more than a very large shadow and a very quick shadow, fighting the marines on the otherside.
>The building is starting to heavily creak under strain.
>>47041761
Fuck. Retreat, fall back! To the other end of the hall!
>>47041761
This is... not right? Or is it? The marines on the other side are getting... dusted.Back for... 20 mins or so then I'll be gone for an hour again before being finally avaliable for the rest of the night
>>47041761
>>47041794
>shakes his head
I'll stay and hold em off.
>>47041761
>Takes a few steps back, finger on the trigger of herpulse rifle.
And here... comes the shit part of the job.
>>47041761
>all color drains away from Callidon's face
Emperor protects...
>scared.jpeg
>>47041794
Roger that miss... not going to discuss it!
>>47041679
Deal...
>>47041761
>walks forward aiming the Multi-Melta aimed at the figure in the doorway.
We might have to move out of here very fast...
>taps his comms
All troops be advised the Manor may be structurally compromised...
>>47041794
>>47041806
>>47041813
>>47041838
>>47041870
>The door bursts open and the room is flooded with dust you can barely see the person next to you. A constant roar of some sort of drill/saw deafens you.
>>47041870
>You are thrown backwards and when you look up at what hit you it appears to be about 1/4 of a marine.
>>47041916
Great! This makes me want to actually get out alive!brb, showering.
>>47041927
Damn noise...
>Attempts to look and aim for a target and fails, clutching her head.
H-hey!?! Everybody allright?
>>47041927
>at first tries to crawl away from it
>remembers the figure
>frozen in fear
Alright I have to go again... I'll be back (and so will the Vermillion Claws Raptors...) in an hour.
>>47041927
Fucking Emperor Damn It!
>Shoots flamer in the general directionAsume Eisen is lost in the cloud of dust until I return.
>>47041927
What in the Emperor's name is going on?!
>The Sergeant drops into the tank and shuts the hatch to protect against the dust.
>Not that it's possible to see through the viewslits with all of it anyway.
>>47041927
Fuck! Flip to heat!!
>flips over to Heat vision to try and see through the smoke
>>47041927
settin' ma git finder to arsehole!
>the Ork flips a small metal visor over his eyes
>>47041982
>You are covered in blood from the partial marine which is on top of you motionless
>>47041966
>Something small and very quick sprints past you, all you get is a glimpse of black and white
>>47041992
>You hear screams
>>47041997
>Viewing ports are completely dusted over. 3 loud bangs appear to come from the outside and top of the tank. Blood starts to seep through the top hatch.
>>47042008
>>47042040
>You both make fuzzy shapes, a few human looking ones, a few extra large marine ones and a incredibly large one which appears to ripping marines in half.
>>47042115
>>47042040
Bob... shut the door...
>Aims at the figure while trying to figure out what it is.
>>47042115
>>47042151
>rushes forward and slams the door, pushing his weight against it.
that's a daemon that is!
>>47042115
>Tries to aim, still clutching her head, before cursing and attempting to look for the figure.
Who was...?
>Sams tau drone is attempting to follow the small something.
>>47042115
>>47042151
>Oddball puts one hand on the 'top' half of the hatch and reaches for the Voxset with the other.
"Lieutenant......I think there's something....on top....of the tank...can....can you check what it is?"
>>47042151
>You make out it seems to be mechanical in design with two large rotating drills on it's arms
>>47042174
>You run and drive straight out where the door used to be. It's less dusty here and filed with dismembered marines, some have been torn/grinded apart others appear to be sliced.
>>47042192
>Dusty fills your eyes making it painful to see
>You drone follows the shadow to the tanks where it seems to be fighting 3 marines with a claw
>>47042200
>You can hear bangs on top of your tank
>"my lord, we have pierced the warp storm and are entering orbit over Othellan."
Excellent. Establish contact with the imperial commander on the ground.
>whoever has the vox box receives a hail from Imperial Navy Patrol Group Hephaestus
>>47042294
come out and fight me ya daft gits!!
>he's angry now and more than ready to fight.
Rolled 17 - 10 (1d20 - 10)
>Sam is attempting to get the dust out of her eyes and drops her pulse rifle. She kneels down trying to pick the rifle back up, closing her eyes.
>>47042294
>The tau drone tries to make sense of the situation, before attempting ram a marine.
>>47042200
On it...
>Jackson looks over at the tank and aims at the top.
>>47042333
>answers it after it gets rerouted to him
>speaking to someone off comms while he's transmitting
Who is it? An Iron worker? Oh A battle group!!
>speaks into the comms
What is it? Try to keep it quick, I'm a little busy trying to figure out if these unknowns are friendly...
>>47042389
We are in position and prepared to provide orbital support, but we will need a targeting beacon for reference.
>>47042294
Ah......shouldn't let the negative waves get to me.....
Just hope it's friendly....
>Oddball grabs his Pulse Pistol again and hesitantly opens the 'top' half of the hatch.
>>47042389
"I think if it was hostile, we'd be dead already......"
>>47042414
Roger. Do you need the beacon on friendly forces or enemy positions?
>>47042353
>You can't see anything till the dust clears.
>>47042381
>You pick up your rifle and the drone knocks a marine off balance and the small shadow cut's it's head off
>>47042389
>The shadow seems to be jumping from marine to marine
>>47042457
>As you open the hatch, a marines helmet is looking right at you.
>The body however is not attached
>The sound of drills stops. It is replaced with a bubbling noise and a very deep voice
"Package secure, ready for extract"
>The dust starts to clear
>Standing before you appears to be a Eversor and a Sahardiun wearing Centurion Armour.
>From behind them a elderly looking man appears holding some sort of contraption.
>The Saharduin looks up at you
"He's your's Jack-Son, He important man, now you take him."
>The eversor seems to be shaking with excitement.
>>47042414
>Your sensors pick up a unknown ship just appear in the system. No signs of warp jump it must of been cloaked!
>>47042501
The beacon will allow our ships to locate the enemy.
>>47042545
.... you glorious motherfucker.
>>47042545
YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
>Jackson runs over and hugs him
...I can't believe that your still alive... Wait a second... I won the bet!! In your face Fred!! ...oh wait... Fred died...
>pauses
Lets get you guys inside before another wave shows up.
>>47042545
>The tau drone studies the smal shadow and it´s claw as Sam stands up with her rifle in hand.
Be Beeep? (nice hit)Okay, I don´t follow. Didn´t he die on somerius?
>>47042681In the future, all of 23K's warp shenanigans end's up with him being thrown back in time.So yes he's dead but he hasn't died yet #timeywimey
>>47042631
Darn, Still no top. But it is cool to see this bastard is still alive and kicking... at our side.
>>47042681
Yes but you see.
In the future. Except that for us it was the past.
>>47042719My head hurts, but okay. Warp. Allright.
>>47042545
>Oddball recoils in shock and quickly closes the hatch again.
"Lieutenant! There are bits of Raptor all over my tank! What in the Emperor's Name is happening? And who are those new guys?!"
Late to the party, what do?
>>47042545
What... the... fuck...
Ok, fuck this. I'm going to go drink.
>>47042573
>23K give's you a nod
>>47042631
>Hug's you back but during it he start's to crackle and smell like burning.
>>47042681
>The man seems to be wearing a skull mask with a even more terrifying smile attached to it.
>Saharduin bubbles
"I think our time is up, he's your problem now"
>The bubbling man with the package stumbles forward
>A loud crackling noise and light erupts around 23K and Saharduin leaving just smoking floor behind.
>The chubby man adjusts his glasses and extends his hand to Jackson
"Hello I am Mr Tori"
>>47042825GARY PLZ HALP AM LATE WAT DO?
>>47042721
>walks past you
I'll still let you though...
>chuckles and starts barricading the door again after everyone is inside.
>>47042776
Technically their old guys but their here to help... Oh shit the beacon!
>>47042563
Yes the beacon will be placed on our location. As of what I know the Manor is still firmly in our control.
>>47042786
Howdy Dmitry... care to share a very stiff drink? Shit just keeps getting weirder...
>>47042545
>slowly calms down and sighs in relief
I'm still alive... I thought we were done for.
>Gets out of a cloud of dust.
So... eh... did the saharduin clear up the enemies behind the barricade?
>>47042838
Wait... what...
>Jackson shakes his hand, confused
Hey, I'm Jackson... What just happened?
>looks around in confusion
so we ain't to be krumpin anybody?
>>47042848
Da, is seem like there is nothing else to do.
Viktor, Kiril, Yuri, Vladimir, Ivan!!
Secure perimeter!
>the slavic stormies "secure a perimeter" by squatting around Gary and Dmitry in a circle
>weapons ready, Kvas bottles in hand, and jars of salo ready for more peaceful (or hostile) situations
So, what is up tovarisch?
>>47042838
>The tau drone remains in place for a few seconds, before settling on the smoking floor.
Beheep. (weird)
>The tau drone seems to gain a mind of it´s own.
>>47042915
>Sam walks over to her drone and sits down groaning.
So... they were friends of ours? Yes, it seems he did.
>With his request for aid delivered, Inquisitor Crawn orders the Malleus Benedictus back to Othellan.
>>47042949
Don't worry... Now you can loot these traitor Marines.
>gets away from under the quarter of a corpse
>Heard echoing from afar.
>"What the Warp happenned on this corridor!? Khorne would be pleased with this carnage just by staring at it!"
>"Are those Erandos remains?"
>"That's whole Hunt Team Theta's remains!"
>>47042960
Been away hunting. Now I come back to... whatever all this is. And that damned Eversor is... back somehow.
>>47042988
>grins.
lootin is wot we do.
>attempts to find a new arm in the rubble and viscera.
>>47042940
"Well those two helpful young men helped me get here and now I need you to get this and me off this damn planet."
>He gestures to the package and adjusts his glasses
"Do you have any water, my throat is very dry?"
>>47043015
He's gone again, Major.
They left this Mr. Tori for us.
>Points to the newly adquisition of the regiment
>>47043040
Phew... Better an ork looting than frustrated and looking for a fight...
>>47042990
Oh no.
>>47042990
>>47043081
we got trouble boss.
>he doesn't look unhappy, in fact his grin has grown wider.
>>47043015
>>47043015
>>47043056
So dead man return, goes away, leave us with random man?
Why not just shoot random man and be done with it? He can't be important?
>>47043054
Yuo! Who are yuo and why would we help? Have better things to do
>He says while squatting..
>And all his men are squatting
>Doing nothing else but squatting
Why obey yuo? Yuo are just... magic man, how know not deamon? Or Xeno? Have pointy ear?
>You can hear jump packs roaring closer everytime
>"I smell weaklings to prey upon ahead!"
>"Taste the fear, brothers! Follow the scent!"
>With her Hellgun not operational and position......more or less defended, Alice finishes healing the worst of LIX's injuries, grabs a Combat Shotgun from the 'Arsenal' and gestures to the freshly healed 'Stormtrooper'.
Come on love, we've got an objective to complete.
>>47043056
>>47043121
Thronedammit... another one huh? Well what am I supposed to do about it?
>>47043104
Yes, yes... Much trouble.
>>47043128
Very much trouble.
>>47043128
Aww cyka blyat
>Flips off the direction of the sounds
YUO HEAR ME SVOLOCH? YUO COME TO ME I TEAR OFF YUOR LEG AND STICK IT SO FAR UP YUOR ASS YUO WILL TASTE DIRT FOR THE REST OF YUOR MISERABLE LIFE!
SAME GO FOR YUOR PANSY FRIENDS
COME HERE SVOLOCHI, I CAN RIP OFF ALL LEGS AND STICK IN ALL ORIFICES!
YUO FUCKMOTHERS WOULD JUST LIKE I KNOW, BUT YUO DIE IN PROCESS, SO IS FINE BY ME!
>>47043166
I vote kill.
Dead weight.
Kill. Burn package. Be done with, and leave this cyka of a planet. Blyet
>>47043163
>Getting up, the callidus would give a quick kiss on Alice's cheek on any other situation.
I hope those... "holydays" are not getting delayed any longer after this hell-hole...
>>47043190
it's gonna be great.
>is flexing his power klaw and getting ready to fight.
>>47043215
And I was already hoping I'd get back to my experiments when those... People left.
>>47043128
Another!?!
>Sam jumps to her feet, her drone flying next her.
Is this some sort of nest for those assholes?
Spoilered is the color scheme of your enemy.
>>47043194
>A Raptor armed with heresy-era lightning claws can bee seen on the other side of the door.
HERE! WEAKLINGS TO FEAST UPON!
>>47043194
>squats as well
>lights lho
Don't be crazy Dmitry, it ain't like we're on a high stakes operation.
But I swear to the Golden Throne, I'm just about ready to think about retirement. Maybe get in as a full on Inquisitor and start working on my own... Can we count on each other's help if I ever do that
>>47043194
"No....I mustn't let this fall into the wrong hands, you have to get me off this planet"
>Stutters a bit
>A stands as tall as he can (he's 5'6")
"You threaten me again soldier, and it won't be me you need to worry about it'll be the Sector Governor himself!
>The little man settles down a bit and takes a deep breath before inhaling some sort of gas.
>>47043196
They'd better bloody well not be luv'. I'm inclined to start killing people at this rate........now.....where do we check first? The Chapel or.....
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47043257
>jumps up
WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND THIS AND FUCK OFF!
>blasts shotgun
>explosive buck
>>47043282
I trust in your instincts, if you thought with the chapel first, then the chapel
>>47043257
>prepares shotgun pistol
I won't die here... Too much work left undone...
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47043257
Detonate the charges.
>the first bomb, just near the exit, goes off
>>47043298
>The blast pushes the raptor, who was then in the air, out of the room but doesn't kill him.
Prince of Excess be damned! They're well equipped!
>>47043334
>>47043342
>The explosion engulfs the raptor, who had fallen just next to the blast zone.
Is that the best you can-
>Is crushed under falling debriss which blocks the doorway.
>>47043257
5 minutes yuo cyka! I still have lho to smoke!
>>47043269
If yuo go full inquisitor, I join yuo, I am not of stay with this shit pile of army. I not want die because of heart attack having to fight pansy enemy and move shit package, is like job of mailman on cadia.
>>47043274
Yuo not understand, I do not like yuo, and if planetary governor not like me for killing yuo, then I no like planetary governor either... and the more people I no like, the more people die.
Such is life.
But I rephrase, I work for interests of Imperium, and my own pockets, so, how can getting yuo off planet, help me?
And if yuo say "you'll live" I will break yuor jaw and rip out tongue, and then jam yuor tongue up ass of yuo.
>Lights lho and looks at the short man
I make simple offer, yuo gib me something I want, I get yuo off planet no problem, better make good offer, if not have notice, is minor issue of chaos fuckmother in area.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>47043257
feast on me powa klaw ya rusty blood drinking pansy!
>charges forwards screaming in rage, before swinging at one of them
>>47043359
What were we talking about, again.
>>47043359
>Stands still, aiming her pulse rifle at the debris.
>>47043054
Water? yeah.
>hands over his canteen
Well that first request might be a little harder.
>>47043274
Ignore him. He's well him.
>>47043359
>aims the Multi-Melta at the debris
>>47043301
Um......where exactly -is- the Chapel? It's not like we have a map and the Auspex isn't functioning....
>stops at a intersection and looks around.
>>47043361I like you good sir. And would steal you up if Gary didn't beat me to it.
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>47043342
No shit traitor! Eat shrapnel!
>chucks a frag after the raptor
>>47043361
Heh heh heh, we'd be a hell of a tough team... and maybe if I can find that Theresia and get her to join us, well...
>>47043374
At this rate the structure will collapse with us inside miss-- sir-- miss... ma'am?
Is there any prefference on which to adress you as formally?
>>47043439
Chief, chief is good. Now let it collapse, as long as we ar enot there when it does.
>>47043401
>>47043419
>>47043374
>You can hear coughing coming from below of all the rubble.
>And a useless effort at clearing it up.
I can't feel my legs! GET THEM SURROUND THE STRUCTURE BURST THROUGH THE WINDOWS! ANYWHERE! BUT GET THEM! I WANT MY REVENGE!
>>47043475
You heard'em. Aim for the widows.
>>47043437
Yuo make good drink, fight hard, is perfect soldier, lots of sneeki breeki too, but one thing is problem, big hard catachan fighter think with dick and like "confessing" sins to a palatine sister who no doubt "redeems" yuo of sin.
I mean is fine, is all sanctioned, but yuo think too much with penis.
>>47043421Nothing is set in stone, and during AWOL/MIA time, Dmitry has... more or less become a greedy semi-corrupt stormie merc.
Still loyal to the Imperium and all that, but following the creed of the greedier. The hard way.
Point was and still is: It's the credits/Fancy gear/weapons that matters.
Otherwise you have a merc, but with Gary it'd be fighting with a friend.
Dmitry did bad shit, and he is even worse now, except less genocide more...terrorism?
Gone from full serb in balkan war to full chechen. So to speak.
>>47043361
"Plantary Governor? Do I stutter? I said Sector Governor!"
>>47043419
>Drinks most the canteen he's clearly thirsty.
"Nice chaps those other two but not big on the whole drinking water or taking breaks for food".
>>47043475
Well, this is bad... What to do, what to do...
>>47043421
Hm... It probably got barricaded up anyways, the first thing the ecclesearchy does when attacked is over-protect their santified ground.
>>47043475
>>47043500
>Follows the suggestion and turns around to aim at the windows with her pulse rifle.
There aren´t any widows here chief. At least not yet.
>It´s a rather poor attempt to lighten the mood.
>>47043475
this is gunna be great!
>>47043519
So, Why are you in the middle of a warzone?
>aims at the walls
>>47043519
Yuo do stutter!
Sector governor? Planetary governor?
Only difference is difficulty of kill.
And besides, power corrupt, which is why I only am in charge of 5 other people beside me, yuo want imperial penal regiment under inquisitorial command help yuo? Go talk to other guys.
Yuo want help from the 6 stormtroopers who survive tyranid swarm and many other horrors?
Yuo talk to me, with very fat boxes of credits.
>And by now, Dima had admitted to essentially being a mercenary
>Which is a form of heresy
>Technically speaking
>>47043531
Well....uh....lead the way then, just need to keep our eyes peeled for hostiles.....
>>47043509Money and gear? I think that can be arranged between postings with Inquisitor Gary.
>>47043509
>looks at him with a smirk
You know her particular order doesn't take vows of celibacy right? I'm thinking you're just a bit jealous you didn't get any of that action yourself... and Thronedamn I don't blame you. But she's fierce and fanatical as they come. We could hardly do better.yeah and I agree, he and Gary are much alike in many ways. But where Dmitry has given to greed, Gary has more given to bloodthirst and lust
>>47043586
I'd say we look for the biggest explosion and take a look, perhaps that way we can aid any forces that might be caught on the fight.
>>47043553
>>47043533
>>47043524
>>47043500
>There are no windows indeed.
>A hole through the warp is teared open as the Warp Talons Emerge for the feast at the center of the room.
>>47043561
"When the order was given to evacuate, someone may of neglected to remember to bring a copy of the planetary imperial tithes."
>He gestures at the package in his hand.
>>47043553
Yeah... Great...
>mumbles
Any hidden exits or something? Anything the heretics do not keep an eye on...
>>47043624my heresy sense is tingling.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47043717
>rushes forwards to engage in combat, swinging his power klaw.
>>47043533
>>47043569
Ey, you lot are alright. I'm not too keen on being trapped in a collapsing building. You lot want to 'visit' the bank?
>>47043717
>prepares to shoot any of the traitor marines that approach
>>47043737
>The Ork scores a hit before the Talons surround him
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>47043717
>Aims at the hole and begins shooting.
Here is the entry fee!
>>47043761
Maybe after I´m done shooting them, until then no. Sorry.
>>47043586Deal, should the spinoff "Dima&Gary on inquisitorial shenanigans" ever happen, calling Dima up between shenanigans and offering fat stacks of credits
(Crateloads, really, Dima ain't cheap, but what do you expect from a former Major, sole survivor of a regiment, and overall greedy genocidal maniac)
May result in getting a squad of really well equipped, veteran stormtroopers, to come kick ass, drink kvas, eat salo, chew sunflower seeds, and smoke lhos, also vodka, plenty of vodka.
>>47043624I still haven't figured out what Dmitry had been doing while AWOL... But it includes amnesia, probably the inquisition, and most likely some very bad shit, considering all the trophies he re-appeared with (Tyranid teeth, ork...stuff... Deldar ears, Eldar eyes... Y'know, stuff that was probably ripped off from said species members while they were still alive.)
All in all, something went horribly wrong and Dmitry is no longer the same.
Eh, maybe am jealous, but is no matter, even if would be granted with a confession session it would not of be that special, just a confession and maybe a prayer.
Is problem with lack of bits, am like doll of imperial guardsman given to children, lack of very important pieces.
>>47043717
>Prepares to fucking kill himself
>>47043761
Yuo talk like businessman!
Is new mission, all others secure themselves and fight chaos shitfuck, we go to bank and secure credits and other valuables.
For the Imperium of course, such valuables can not of be left for enemy.
>Dima commands his men to follow
So, Serjeant, where is bank yuo speak of?
>>47043729Rest assured, Gary knows when to restrain himself. But he does live for what he does.
Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)
>>47043717
>Starts firing the Multi-Melta at the Talons
I'm surprised they didn't install windows then bust through them...
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>47043774
>swings another heavy power klaw punch
>>47043789
Are you telling me that somebody cut your dick off? Hate to hear that pal, but hey, I was able to get a new vat grown arm to replace that augmetic. Maybe you can get a new bacon bazooka that way.yes, we should make this spinoff happen. Let's discuss in the steam group how we'll do it
>>47042845
No, we need you to mark the enemy.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>47043769
>They're busy with the ork
>>47043784
>They're moving too much and too quick around the ork to aim propperly, you could end up hitting him.
>>47043841
>One of the shots lands and kills a Talon, the other misses wide and breaks a wall to the outside.
>>47043848
>You Behead two Talons with a single strike
>They attempt swarming the ork whilst swinging their claws wildly, roaring and hissing like beasts in the shape of men.
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>47043717
I have joined the battle and I will purge this warpspawned vermin! May the Emperor look at his fauthfull servant.
*appears with a bolter and shoots at everything that looks like heresy*
>>47043632
The biggest explosion? If we're explosion hunting why are expecting to find survivors?
Surely further away from the explosions has a better chance?
>>47043852
Not cut... bite...
Do not ask why, do not ask how, and do not ask when, and do not ask who or what. And especially, do not ask where.Sure thing, as soon as I've "visited" As in Robbed the local bank while the good guardsmen defend themselves from chaos hordes. Wonder if it counts as heresy to rob a bank?
>>47043930
These are raptors we're talking about, if there are noe explosions there are no survivors. They take the weak first and then enjoy the hunt of the strong later.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47043920
>Bob throws another punch before pulling out the chainaxe and swinging.
>>47043920
>Backs away
>>47043927at least the regiment doesn't get hit
>>47043943
.... I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Dark Eldar were involved.Nah, as long as you had some form of censure saying the bank was heretical. Cover your ass.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>47043920
Me and my stupid... Damn!
>Aims again and shoots, hopefully not hitting Bob.
Stay still you...!
>>47043958
Bob! I apologize in advance!
>>47043958
>The punch throws one against a wall, which it pierces through and falls outside.
>The chainaxe is met with the pauldron of another Talon
>Outside there's a warp storm raging and various hunting packs of raptors and furies fighting against the local PDF
>>47043977A lot of the members of the regiment actually look qn awful lot like heresy
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>47044014
don't frett ya self girly!
>>47044021
>flings the chain axe at the packs leader.
>>47044014Well, shit. I´m starting to fudge all my rolls.
>>47043947
......Fair enough. If we're lucky we'll find some of the PDF Troopers or something. But the Chapel is still the most likely place to find a member of the Ecclesiarchy.
Unless she's in the detention block......
>>47044024which is exactly the reason I said they weren't hit on a roll of 1
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>47044021
>placing special ammunition shots into each marine she can take aim on, she seems to be enjoying this as much as them
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>47044021
*throws away the bolter and throws himself at the enemy with his sword*
The most holy Emperor doesn't look kindly upon me. I will have to cleanse my soul with the blood of his enemys. Everybody charge!
Rolled 9, 2, 9 = 20 (3d20)
>>47044021
>fires 3 shotgun shells into the flurry of Vermillion Claws
suck on this ya bastards!
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d20)
>>47044014
>The shot hits neither Bob nor a Talon
>>47044043
>The pack leader is easy to recognize, as it is the one who is pushing the other Talons out of his way and they don't fight back.
>It behaves much more like a beast than as a man, it even stands on all fours when it stops flying around.
>It's armed with two lightning claws with wich it blocks the hit with some effort.
>It roars as it strikes twice with its claws
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>47044110
>the attacks are blocked before Bob smashes his head against the beasts.
>>47044078
>Easily scores two shots before a Talon comes up close to melee range
>>47044093
>The sword embeds into a joint of armor of one of the Talons, but doesn't seem to hit anything major. The talon itself turns to face the krieger.
>>47044101
>The bullets ricochet against the Talons' armor.
One jumps forwards to attack Mot
Rolled 5, 7, 20 = 32 (3d20)
>>47044110
>charges out from the manor
>makes three slashes at three separate traitors
>>47044057
That... that could make sense if she suspected of the governor and the governor found her...
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>47044152
fuck...
>steps back before firing another shot
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>47044110
Calm down... Calm down...
>Agitated by the constant misses, Sam grabs her drone and trying to activate something before taking aim again.
Great. I don´t have a markerlight.
>Sam shoots at a talon anyway.
Rolled 16, 12 = 28 (2d20)
>>47044152
>shoots the talon attacking Mot before ducking back toward the tanks to evade her opponent
Rolled 20, 11 = 31 (2d20)
>>47044152
>Seeing the Pack Leader as the primary threat, Oddball's tank and one other vehicle fire at him while the third suppresses random Cultists.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>47044152
*tries to stab the enemy in the face with a combat knife*
Don't be fooled. I have already killed much bigger and badder pieces of heresy than. You've just got me on a bad day, but I will still rip out every bone from your body.
Rolled 3, 18 = 21 (2d20)
>>47044139
>Loud "clang", but the Talon isn't even dizzy.
>It fights back by trying to stab Bob with both claws
>>47044153
>One traitor dies instantly the other is hit and one swing is evaded. The two raptors engage you in melee
>>47044196
>HEADSHOT!
>Beheaded the beast body falls backwards.
>>47044201
>Already dead for that first talon.
>Swing evaded nonetheless, the Talon gives chase
>>47044236
>The Pack leader blows into pieces. (Ignore stab attempt)
Rolled 15, 20 = 35 (2d20)
>>47044276
Traitors to the chapter!
>>47044276
thank the lord...
>laughs at his luck
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>47044276I dum Goof'd at naming ;_; also the rolls are for the raptors vs behrend
>>47044261
>Constant stabs land directly into the eyes of the Talon in question.
>There's another one waiting for you, who quickly engages for you in melee
>>47044171
Well, you pick. Explosions, Chapel or Detention?
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>47044276
>screams in pain before head butting again with more force.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>47044308
*the quartermaster throws the knive at the approaching traitor*
>>47044289
>One raptor's hand is cut, his chain-axe grabbed and sticked into his stomach whilst behrend swings his own chain-axe against the other.
>With the other backing off a few steps, the marine easily finishes off the wounded raptor.
>The Raptor who lost ground is considering retreat.
>>47044329
Detention, yes. Lead the way, my lady.
>>47044276
>Hides behind some rubble
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47044276
>she smiles as she points to the feet of the talon, where a grenade is rolling, and then jumps out of the radius of the blast
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>47044308
>Takes aim while trying to find something to hide behind.
I´m not going to hit them anway...
>>47044392meant for >>47044276
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>47044276
Target destroyed, Enemy Infantry........down.
>>47044337
Gunner! Raptor at ten. Make it dead!
>The Gunner fires at the tosser.
>>47044357
Oh yes, lead the way.....I always lead the way...
>Alice cocks the Shotgun and heads towards the Detention Block at a sprint.
>>47044418This was supposed to be of the Oddball.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47044330
>As the pack leader got blown up by a tank, Bob headbutts the still in the air Helmet of his remains, sending it against another Talon, who inmediately falls to the ground by the improvised projectile hitting its helm.
>>47044336
>The knife Ricochets against a Talon's Pauldron as it lunges forward and attacks
>>47044370
>You can see desperation and regret at the Talon's eyes as it lifts its vision from the grenade he's stepped on before being engulfed by an explosion from which the beast doesn't coume out of.
>>47044392
>You hit the Talon Bob threw to the ground as it was getting up, making it hit the floor again.
>>47044418
>The tosser dies under theLemon Russian supreme VitaminsLeman Russ' firepower.
>>47044453
>grins at the other Talons
who's next?
>>47044439
>Is following close behind, using the Stalker Bolter to cover Alice from the occassional Fury or Raptor.
Remember those sniping classes we had on Gospyria when you met me? I'm definitely taking more after this is over!
Rolled 2, 5, 19 = 26 (3d20)
>>47044474
>Three Talons hiss as they simultaneously attack, two from the flanks and the other comes up frontally
Rolled 10, 19 = 29 (2d20)
>>47044453
>Grins and takes aim at the downed talon. This time shooting twice.
Thanks for the meal Bob!
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>47044547
>The first shot makes him hit the ground again, the second finally pierces through the helmet.
>You're surprised from behind by another Talon who used its jump-pack to fall onto your position.
>>47044524
>the first two miss but the third strikes Bob square in the chest.
>the Ork lets out a scream in pain before collapsing to his knees.
bugger...
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>47044453
*gets thrown to the ground by the talon and swings his sword at the enemy*
You guys hit quite hard, but this is still far beyond what experienced drill sergeants back home on Krieg can dish out.
>>47044584*below not beyond* Fucking words sounding absolutely the same.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>47044584
>>47044576
>an hail of psychic bullets is fired in the area to keep their assailants at bay
All men, fall back toward the tanks!
