Convinced my elderly parents to play settlers with me. Mostly because I don't have friends.
>nomercy.exe
>secured longest road in 10 turns
>locked down two trade ports
> traded like a shark
>ran circles around them
Am I too savage?
>>47039135
>>47039151
Bretty good bump beaven.
>>47039135
>playing exterminator mode against absolute newbies that I had to convince to play with me as an act of mercy
>I don't have friends
Yeah, it all maks sense.
>>47039135
I think I've spotted the reason you have no friends.It's because you're an awful human being who deserves no friends. For once the universe is being totally fair.
>>47039135
Sounds like your parents ruined you by coddling and spoiling you. The game you described wouldnt be enjoyable to a normal person. Congratulations anon.
>>47039135
>Am I too savage?
No. It's time for your parents to toughen up!
>>47041259
>The game you described wouldnt be enjoyable
Sounds like settlers to me
the sad part is, that it isn't even shitters like OP who ruined Settlers of Catan for me
the game itself is quite capable of doing that all on its own
>people still bumping this thread
>>47039135
>playing Catan
Yep, you are indeed an uneducated savage and a mongrel.
