You guys have any interesting D&D greentext stories?
Yes.
Depends on the setting
I think we're done here.
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>swung my sword at an orc
>rolled a 15
>don't know what the AC was, but it hit
>rolled a full 8 on d8 for damage
You guys can screencap this post if you want!
>>46997360
Heres the screen cap for anyone interested!
>>46997360
The stuff of legends.
Has the "incest isn't a taboo" thing in Forgotten Realms ever come up in any games anyone's run?
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>>46997240
Get back to /domg/ you miscreants.
>>46997169
Can you repeat the question?
>>46996081
>Playing D&D Next
>We go to a bar
>Order booze
>One guy gets completely shitfaced
>When we find him later, we find him in the washtub with fucking noodles and flavoring packets.
Please don't bathe in the noodles.
>>46998072
And another!
>>47003574
you're not the boss of me now
>>46998695
That's a thing?
It's not the most horrible fetish, but I think it'd be one that would most weird people out especially since in that case it would be treated nonchalantly. So I think most people would avoid it anyway.
>>47004714
It's screenshots all the way down...
>>47005505
>even in death I must screencap