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>>46995644
I've looked through the drives linked in the paste bin, but I can't find the CYOA I'm looking for. It's an older one, with the theme that you're going to a magical academy and you need to schedule classes over the 4 years you get at the academy. The only other thing that sets it apart that I can remember for sure is that one of the extracurricular activities you can join is golem bot fighting.
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>>46995704
I believe it is called Magic School.
>>46995704
If you mean this one, then here you go. Have fun, you little weirdo.
>>46995761
Thanks, but this isn't the one I was looking for.
Maybe it let you select races, too? I believe that dragon and some kind of magical construct were unique choices, but I might be confusing this one with a completely different nearly identical magical academy CYOA.
Why are there so many magical academy CYOAs?
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>>46995833
Yessir, this is the one I'm looking for. Thanks for the save!
>>46995761
>>46995833
might as well post this one, then.
I'll ask, even if I know I will never get a fulfilling answer:
Why haven't you made a CYOA yet, anon?
>>46996211
I'm working on mine slow down it's like 30 pages anon don't rush it
>>46996211
No desire to.
>>46996211
Finals have been hell. What's your excuse?
>>46995809
You say as I slave over a hot keyboard writing one up
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>>46995681
>Highborn
70
>The New Wave
>Magic
50
>Legendary
20
>The Princess
>Ravinca
15
>Moulu
0
It's time this land of turmoil is set right! It's time we tried something different! It's time for a Princess to take the throne and for a QUEEN to rule!
Moulu will teach me magic so I can use my powerful magic talent to support my family's army, and seize power. Ravinca will make trade and travel by sea impossible and devastate the coast. My stupid brother-in-law will have to figure out what to do with the pirate menace and the rebelling Queen at the same time. And it just so happens the rebelling Queen is super powerful sorceress and is helping the Princess who is loved by the people take the throne which is rightfully hers anyway.Kind of wanted dragon, but it just wouldn't work with the other stuff I needed:(
>>46996353
Looking forward to it anon
Does anyone have that one civilization cyoa thing, I think it was a bunch of helmets in different colours with a description of the armies/nations that use them?
I remember one being a mountainous slaver clan or something along those lines.
>>46996211
But I have, and I have a few mostly written ones in the works?
Your turn, anon.
>>46996211
Because I have
I am looking for an older cyoa that I accidently deleted. It consisted of a picture, text, and a stat bar on a white background. The options I remember were you were in control of the private army to take over the world with a loli adviser, you were some mutant with a another mutant female companion who wanted to kill all regular humans, you somehow became king of some magical kingdom and has a female royal guard, aliens are about to take over the earth and you are made a slave in an alien power suit to help them with a female alien supervisor, you were a different kind of mutant with some regular human female merc vet. If anyone happens to have the cyoa I would be extremely thankful.
>>46996562
Never heard of that one.
>>46996211
Yes or no?
>>46996211
why ought I?
>>46996472
Not sure if anyone's interested, but I ended up finding it myself.
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>>46996523
The question doesn't apply to me. I have made, and am making, cyoas
>>46996754
I suppose there's no reason other than contributing with something meaningful, helping the threads develop rather than seeing the same five ones posted over and over again.
>>46996211
This is the one I made. Incidentally, I chose sleep now.
>>46996211
I've made an incredibly shitty cyoa already, and apologized for releasing it upon you all.
As for not making a good one, simply put I'm not one of the lucky people who has their own muse, I have no inspiration to guide me towards something beyond simple wish fulfillment or lewd content. While I'm sure either would be popular enough as is, I'm not disciplined enough to make a cyoa balanced well enough that I would only be able to obtain a portion of my desires. Any halfhearted attempt at balancing to appease others while still being able to play pretend with all that I wish would easily be picked up by my fellow anons, and rightfully be met with disdain, a blow all the worse if it was an honest attempt that took time to create yet still held blatant favoritism for a given build.
>>46997366
Balance is a fickle bitch. I don't do my own cyoas, so that "I want to have enough points to take everything I like" doesn't apply to me, but I can at least understand your reason.
It just irks how me how often people make those
>pls maek dis cyoa 4me okay :)?
posts. I feel the amount of creators decrease every week, with good reason: Who'd want to hear anon cry about not including his fetish in your cyoa?I know I should ignore them, but I can't not notice them and their need to have other people do things for them.
>>46996211
I have absolutely no ability to write story, characters, setting etc. I can't even write characters for builds really. The only thing I can do is write powers in a mechanical way, which I did do once long long ago. I get wordy about the fine details of how they work though.
>>46997680
>I don't do my own cyoas
You and I are quite the different breed, then. If I try to make something that I don't feel compelled to play, I don't have the motivation to see it through. Contributing to the thread would be nice and all, but if I ever post something else I've made it's going to be something I'm happy with and confident in. And a completely finished project, without any further updates, so all whining about someone not seeing their fetish or whatever in my cyoa will be a moot point as you'll only see the version that's as perfected as it's going to get, then if people don't like it they can use it as inspiration to make their own, better works.
>>46996523
>Your turn
getting close. Gotta figure out if I want to add items, so that Factions matter more, to my pokemon cyoa.
it's already 8k pixels long, so I can't add much. Probably couldn't add images, I just feel that only one faction will be picked since it lets you have one extra pokemon. Gotta make the other two more appealing
>>46997792
>it's already 8k pixels long, so I can't add much.
Just separate it into multiple pages, then. Alternatively, if it's thin enough, you could increase its width, like what was done with the newest Worm CYOA.
>>46997731
Not him, but the way I play CYOAs, or really all games, is to break them. I see the rules the creator sets out as a challenge. It's like a competition, with the creator trying to balance the game on one hand and me trying to break that balance on the other. I can't enjoy playing my own games in any form, because then that competition is pitting myself against myself, which is never fun.
I could however embrace the creator side of that question, and try to create something unbreakable. That leads to getting really detailed with the minutia of how everything works so there are no loopholes. Not really sure anyone even wants to see that, especially with my inability to do story components. It's literally just random powers and pure autism.
>>46997731
>if I ever post something else I've made it's going to be something I'm happy with and confident in
of course I like the cyoa / theme or I wouldn't do it.
I just can't *play* it - I've read each option to fucking many times, I have all the lore knowledge so there's no "uuuhhh, I wonder how this works!" questions.
There's no imagination in doing my own cyoa as I have all the answers
> if people don't like it they can use it as inspiration to make their own, better works.
you can't actually believe this. "No X option" is a common reply.
>>46997885
and you're why I never respond to people asking questions of how things work. You're that turbonerd who posts a smug anime face to cyoas, claiming you "beat" the game of imagination, aren't you?
>>46997885
I remember you gave most of that opinion before, or someone else did and it started a small shitstorm since other people got upset that you were having badwrongfun and clearly that cannot be allowed. I think everyone should play how they like.
>That leads to getting really detailed with the minutia of how everything works so there are no loopholes. Not really sure anyone even wants to see that
If you ever get around to making one,Challenge Accepted.
>>46997950
I never post anime faces period. I don't even have reaction images.
>>46997950
>you can't actually believe this. "No X option" is a common reply.
I do. Because once I release a cyoa I truly intend for that to be the last and final version. People can complain, but I think that's fine. People always find something to complain about, especially if it's something they really like. My own group of friends is full of people that fucking nitpick more and more about every little thing as their interest or enjoyment from something grows.
If someone truly has an issue with anything I make not providing x or y, then they'll just have to come to terms with the fact that I did not make it for them, specifically. I made it for me, and shared it because I thought someone else might like it too.
>>46997960
>I think everyone should play how they like.
one thing is doing that, another is being a smug cunt thinking he's clever for figuring out the 'winning combination'.
>>46998440
Featuring everyone's favorite Jewish kaiju woman, now 100% less vegan!
>>46995554
Do you have the actual Princess one too?
>>46996049
Order of the Silver Wings, stay a member
>Basic Training
Athletics (1)
Light Arms Training (2)
Basic Martial Combat (3)
>Advanced Training
Advanced Martial Combat (6)
Ordinance Training (9)
>Expert Training
Expert Combat (15)
>Basic Modifications
Aquatics (18)
>Advanced Modifications
Longevity (24)
Nanotechnology (30)
>Equipment
Polymer Armor
Meteor Sword
Power Armor
Robo-bob
>Companion
Natastya
>Enemy
Archeron
>>46996211
Utter incompetence
Is there a skinwalking cyoa?
Just asking for a friend.
>tfw Saturday
>tfw only 24 IP's
>tfw just wanna post my cyoa so I can get headpats from internet people
waiting is suffering
>>46998799
not until you make it, friendo!
>>46998792
Come on, friendo, you'll never get better if you don't try!
Who knows, you might make the next space refuge.
>>46998854
STOP
Only adult, sexy monsterboys can be posted here. None of that furry shit either.
>>46996211
I'm afraid that I'll invest a lot of time in it, and it'll turn out as an utter failure. Pathetic, I know.
Does anyone have ALL the girlfriend Cyoa?
>>46999163
Didn't stop your mom from having you. Then again, maybe that would've been better.
>>46996211
It's a fuckton of work, and I discovered I could make Jumps for just as much headpatting for half the work.
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>>46998456
Why'd you do that, man? Now she's perfect and there's no reason to go with any of the other options.
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>>46999277
Eh, who knows. I'm happy with just reading other people's work rather than creating my own. Plus, my idea for a CYOA is rather generic and maybe would even be regarded as a shitpost, so I'd rather just do what I'm more comfortable with at the moment.
>>46998854
Just post it, mate.
>>46999442
Is there a reason not to become the LEGENDARY NATURE ELF DRUID PRINCESS GODDESS OF ALMOST IMMORTALITY AND PLANTS AND SHIT?
>>46999822
Yes, let's hang out with Gonbar Barkskin, great idea. He's such a stable guy.
>>46999336
Why aren't you in your containment thread?
>>46999728
>mone back 2 hours later
>20 new posts, 4 new IP's
I think I'm forced to wait for a sunny day.
>>46999868
He's unstable af. But would a stable legendary mage teach his brand of legendary magic to a 14y old girl?
You won't hear me complain.
>>46996562
It's an alternate version of this, but I can't find it.
>>46998898
>Actually saving that
Well well well what do we have here
>>46992840
As Tina's bond increases, her range, strength, and mind-control all increase. At best, it will be a range of roughly 10 meters. One belt will be enough to lift a person off the ground, and a single bind will be enough to brainwash most people. Yes, Poppy can only control their body, not their mind like Tina. Plus, she's less inclined to use the ability for that without permission anyhow. The thing in place to keep Tina from going crazy is that she acknowledges rank. If the staff tell her not to brainwash people, she won't. At least, never openly. Some staff would have magics to dispel psychological changes, though. As her battery, you're not automatically excluded from being brainwashes, though.
>>46997226
Wendy can't change you well enough to disguise as other people. Her changes are diverse yet vague. That is, she can change hair, eye, & skin color as well as bone structure and where some fat is stored, but it is very hardset in normal limitations and she can't control it to quite imitate the appearances of others. It is more of just nudging you in a certain direction.
>>47000207
How am I supposed to fug that qt? Where is his boy lovehole? Is he just a slutty tease?
Have a superior lamia.
>>47000207
>tail covering his entire ass
>nothing covering his front
can't fuck it or be fucked by it, -2/10
>>47000253
>>47000263
You can be penetrated byhis tail
>>46996211
Because my ideas are all shit, and I can't be arsed to learn image editing.
>>47000240
Do you have any plans to make a CYOA that isn't about one of your fetishes?
Just a plain old one with lore and shit - no slimes, giantesses or titty-monsters.
>>47000240
>That is, she can change hair, eye, & skin color as well as bone structure and where some fat is stored, but it is very hardset in normal limitations
Not the other anon, but what sort of "normal limitations" are we talking about? I'm personally not all that interested in looking like a copy of someone, just in having a specific kind of appearance.
Also, could her magic be used to undo the size increase from Chloe's magic?
>>47000318
Fuck you. I'm not gay. I want to fuck a monsterboy, not be fucked by a monsterboy. That's just sick.
>>46999987
You're never going to post it at this rate.
>>47000411
>I want to fuck a boy's asshole, not get fucked by a dick
Sheesh, hypocrite.
>>46999987
Who cares about how many people are up? Just post it.
>>47000342
Make the CYOA you like instead of complaining at someone for making what they like.
>>47000433
>>47000253
I really need to finish that one monsterhusbando cyoa I was making. People seemed to like it, but I got bored.
>>47000433
>penetrated by his tail
but that's not a dick
>>47000342
>Do you have any plans to make a CYOA that isn't about one of your fetishes?
>Just a plain old one with lore and shit - no slimes, giantesses or titty-monsters.
I'd give a proper reply, but you're very vague in stating what exactly it is you want/expect. Could you be more spcific than "has lore and no waifus?" Also, lewd art is the easiest to find. I have made other sorts of things before, though. See attached file.
>>47000358
For example, you could say such adjectives as "tall," "rugged," "muscular," "black hair," "square jaw" etc. if you wanted to be manly man.
>>47000479
Do it. Do it now. Right now.
>>47000026
>>47000444
Berri is talented. I think he's wasted it by appealing to your dick.
>>47000528
Generally, something that isn't simply "this is earth, but with slimegirls!" or "this is earth, but giants want to be your girlfriend!"
A different world that is fleshed out would be lovely - your slime day care was near that, but the focus didn't feel like it was on the world.
>>47000441
>why would you want more than ten people to see your work lol
>>47000612
>Berri talent is wasted because she did something he wanted to do instead of something I wanted to see
>>47000551
I will.
Eventually.
>>47000637
At this rate, zero people are seeing your work.
I can't force you, but you're only hurting yourself.
Choose your own shibe.
>>47000528
>For example, you could say such adjectives as...
That makes it seem less like "normal limitations" and more like "general descriptors".
Also, you didn't answer my other question.
>>47000612
So you want something that isn't Earth? Hmm... But I like Earth. I feel like Earth is easy for most people here to relate to, being terrestrial and all. I need a few more moments to ponder a more complete response.
>>47000441
I think OC is what makes more people post. I believe you might be doing it backwards.
>>47000752
Should've linked to >>46999987 instead of >>47000441.
>>47000751
Oh, sorry. Normal limitations are like, at least 1% of the population have this trait, for example. Don't take that "1%" I just said as a hard-fact, though. I don't want to pull up a lot of statistics. But you get the idea. Yeah, it can undo the effects of Chloe's magic.
>>47000752
>So you want something that isn't Earth?
I didn't say that. Your cyoas feel hollow, like the only point is to get a girlfriend.
Even the one about being a monstergirl, which wasn't on earth - I knew nothing of the place
>>47000786
Not the person you've been replying to, but... Why do you feel like it should be catered to your standards? Waifu cyoas seem to be popular, and if the author enjoys making them, let them ?
>>47000775
you're right. Whoops. My bad.
>>47000786
So, you're looking for something like choosing your own geographical region?
>>47000812
>Why do you feel like it should be catered to your standards?
I don't. Read the posts. He could do so much more than
>pick one of these girlfriends
>>47000891
He could, but if he doesn't want to, why are you whining at him? You just come across as an entitled child begging him to make what YOU want.
>>47000739
If I sleep for a year do I need to eat etc?
How safe does my body need to be?
>>47000780
>Normal limitations are like, at least 1% of the population have this trait, for example. Don't take that "1%" I just said as a hard-fact, though. I don't want to pull up a lot of statistics.
Wouldn't it be easier to just say "a human can naturally have this trait" (or "trait is within human limits") instead of "at least (arbitrary percentage) of population have this trait"?
>>47000980
Genetic flukes can make weird things happen, though. Aren't such people still considered human?
>>47000775
nah, I think I'll just wait for a time with activity.
It's fine
>>47000929
Diminished needs, I suppose? But you'll survive at least a year in sleep. Your body needs to be safe from outside harm. You might be able to sleep forever, but it's useless if the building collapses on you.
>>47000786
>>47000891
Its supply and demand anon.
A lot of people want simple waifu and lewd cyoas so they receive the most replies, discussion and get played more often. So authors continue to make them.
The same audience that demand these cyoas are turned off by mechanical complexity and large cyoas, they rather focus their time compare and contrasting different waifu qualities, interpolating/extrapolating their behaviors in a relationship with the player, as well as their sexual preferences or any supernatural traits and perks they bring to the table.
There's always that anon that harp that authors only create cyoas out of passion and love for the medium. But the reality is cyoa authors are motivated by the amount of replies and internet headpats they get. Because it just feels good to know that a couple dozen or so people shows their appreciation on what you made.
>>47001073
Or maybe the CYOA author makes them because they enjoy them. Why are you whining about some thread conspiracy when the author is right there? Nobody is pushing him around or making him do anything, he came up with this on his own. So no, fuck off, it's not the thread's 'fault' that Beri likes making something you whiny bitch.
>>47001014
Here's my deal to you, anon.
If you CYOA is light-sized(In the sense of the PNG/PDF files not taking too long to upload) I'll get through your crippling problem of only posting your CYOA once by saving it on my computer and reposting it myself every now and then.
You can refuse this, but I'll hate you forever for going "OH I HAVE THIS CYOA BUT I DON'T WANT TO POST IT!" in the middle of the day.
>>47001073
>The same audience that demand these cyoas are turned off by mechanical complexity and large cyoas
Wrong. I enjoy both. Stereotype harder.
>>47001048
Okay. Could I sleep a decade? Will I need to intake more than usual amount of calories before going back to sleep?
>>47001097
I'm not whining anon. Just explaining shit.
>>47001108
Okay.
>>47000995
I was trying to imply that even genetic flukes would (or should) be perfectly applicable.
>>47001113
Probably!
To be honest, I didn't really consider it too much. I found the pics, added some CYOA pointers and posted it. I'll edit it later.
Feel free to suggest changes.
>>47000752
Beri, how much does a witch's magic grow with training and age?
>>46995745
Would Elder Things be a viable race option?
>>47001334
Holy shit I thought you died
Are all monster/magic waifu cyoas automatically femdom?
>>47001348
They don't have to be.
>>47001348
>>47001358
But they should be.
>>47000891
So, I've been thinking. You could please answer the following so I can get a better idea of what it is you're wanting? I also threw in some unrelated statements just because. Just say which of the statements you agree would be good:
Less romantic options (or just less emphasis on them)
More location/setting options
Wild, crazy adventure goals are better than daily life with companions.
It is acceptable to have much more life-threatening danger to accomplish the previous statement.
CYOAs should be diverse & less thematic (or contain several integrated thematic sections that, when summed, are diverse, ie Conduit)
CYOAs should have large, open-ended goals.
CYOAs should have very specific quest goals.
It is acceptable to include large, choiceless sections to describe setting.
The player needs to be more powerful than any individual companion.
CYOAs should appeal to a wide audience. Niche CYOAs are a poor use of resources.
Other people feel free to reply to these queries, too.
>>47001237
More control. No matter how good your bond is, though, they can only draw out as much magic as they can control perfectly. So in this sense, it improves their magic in the same way as your bond. Technically, they can draw out more, but such is a bad idea. Though, training can also grant them more precision with their ability, too. For instance, Patricia would teleport to more exact locations such as grappled around a target or holding an object, Chele could sculpt more exact shapes, Miranda could make specific parts of a person burst, allowing for non-lethal damage.
>>47001378
Disagree.
>>47001348
No. There exist ones where they waifus have a natural inclination towards being more submissive.
>>47001428
>Less romantic options (or just less emphasis on them)
Disagree. I like these, and they have a place even in larger CYOA.
>More location/setting options
Neutral. It depends on what focus.
>Wild, crazy adventure goals are better than daily life with companions.
I prefer a mix. A rich story includes adventure and daily life. But again it depends on your focus, a CYOA entirely about slice of life is good too.
>It is acceptable to have much more life-threatening danger to accomplish the previous statement.
Depends on your intended tone, but it's feasible.
>CYOAs should be diverse & less thematic (or contain several integrated thematic sections that, when summed, are diverse, ie Conduit)
No. You should make the CYOA you like instead of trying to please anon's tastes.
>CYOAs should have large, open-ended goals.
Depends on the CYOA. Some CYOA are completely fine with smaller, simple goals. Those can be fun too.
>CYOAs should have very specific quest goals.
Depends on the CYOA. As I said above, this is fine, but having 'vague' goals isn't a problem either if that's what you want.
>It is acceptable to include large, choiceless sections to describe setting.
Within reason. Lore dumps can drag on too long, so some lore should be sprinkled throughout to ease up on the basic intro.
>The player needs to be more powerful than any individual companion.
Not necessarily. It depends on what the focus is and what role you want us to take. Being weaker or stronger than you is fine if it fits your premise.
>CYOAs should appeal to a wide audience. Niche CYOAs are a poor use of resources.
Very strongly disagree. Being creative and making what you enjoy is most important. Whether it only appeals to a specific fetish or to everybody, either is fine as long as it's what you enjoyed making. There's no such thing as a waste of resources.
>>47001563
I was looking for more opiniony responses, but most of the things you said were "depends on what I'm going for..." I was trying to figure out what I should go for.
>>47001619
Those are my opinions. I'm not the guy you asked originally, to clarify. But these are what I strongly believe in. In a sense, I AM telling you what you should do, it's just that what I think you should do is what you enjoy. No matter what kind of CYOA that is, you should be making it first and foremost because you had an idea you liked and made a CYOA because you enjoyed doing so and wanted to share. It's just that I don't believe in people bossing CYOA authors around to do what the anon wants, because that would be the death of creativity and joy for the author. Though similarly, I am technically doing that, even if the way in which I'm telling you what to do is to ignore when people tell you what to do.
>>47000724
How am I in any way "hurting myself" by waiting for a time where more people are on?
>>47001334
Where is this from
>>46998440
>>46998456
>Made her not vegan
I liked her before, but now she's easily the best choice.
>>47000528
DUNGEON MASTER!
Adventurer Race- Fairy(45). Free Elite.
Losing Conditions: All KO'd adventurers will be looted and booted out of my dungeon.
Lantern Build. Add 5 extra squares by the top(40) so I can have more room... Okay.
Fountain of power on the top.
Reincarnation Crystal(35) in front of the middle room, and a private door in the middle chamber.(34).
2 Barracks in the end of each pathway(32). Locked Door in the leftmost pathway(31), Key in the Rightmost pathway and another private door(30). Actually, had two Kitchens ontop of the revive crystal(28)
Actual defenses will be flooding the leftmost room(26) and adding sharks(22), and the other will have spiders and skeletons on it(12).
Final Defense is an Elite Drake(Fairy) and goddamn Wraiths(9).
I'll buy 2 more rooms to get barracks for the skeletons(6). And then 2 extra rooms filled with living quarters for me(2).
No idea what to do with those last two points. Maybe I'll let my dungeon grow for a while so I can actually use them.
>>47001743
It's a mystery box.
Meaning that balance doesn't matter, you don't have access to that info before you make your choice anyway.
>>46997437
Is it being worked on?
>>47001743
>not wanting a vegan gf
You do know eating meat is primitive and barbaric, right? Or if you don't care about animal cruelty, there's lots of health and environmental benefits too.
>>47001900
The non-veganism is in the non-secret part. Tabitha is still perfect.
Unless, of course, you've got something against your girlfriend potentially turning into a giant monster and getting drone bombed by the government every day. But this is /tg/, they'd rather their girlfriend get them killed by hellfire missiles than smell weird, or God forbid, be a non virgin.
>>47001966
Fuck that noise, eating meat is the only way to go unless you're a fucking faggot.
>>47001966
>>47001986
>eating only meat/veggies
This is a contest to see if you would choose either one half of your body or the other.
Why the fuck do you think humans can eat both meat and plants without Ill effects? Do you realize your retarded war against nature is going to end up giving you a deficiency somewhere?
>>47001967
I don't think most people who post here are regular fa/tg/uys. They're probably from /a/, /jp/, /r9k/, /d/ and /aco/.
>>47002025
>Do you realize your retarded war against nature is going to end up giving you a deficiency somewhere?
Well no. It's a fact that you can not eat meat and have no dietary deficiencies.
>>47002025
If you consider the 90% energy loss between each step on the food chain, it only makes to evolve as a species towards eating directly off the soil as much as possible instead of using herbivores as our middleman.
That or nuking India+ China is unavoidable.
>>47002035
I'm from /jp/ and very much against the purity uber alles business. So there's that? Why would people from /d/ and /aco/ care about the virginities of their imaginary girlfriends anyway?
>>47002075
*makes sense
>>47002054
And meat is fucking delicious. I've got no problems with killing them, the cruelty sucks but not enough for me to not eat them, but I'd donate to a cause to try and prevent that but I'm still eating them, no buts.
Also I'll switch to vat born options the second its viable, GMOs are the shit.
I'd slaughter my own meat if it came down to it, 100%.
>>47002084
They're into corruption?
>>47002100
Okay, I was just correcting a claim.
>>47002084
Lack of confidence.
"Why would muh waifu stick with me when ex bf Tyrone inverted her womb with his 13" bbc?"
It's pathetic :^)
>>47002075
Evolution like that isn't possible in less than a few hundred generations (and even then such an extremely short time would only be possible through extreme eugenics), and subjecting yourself to malnourishment over it today is dumb and not much else.
>>47002109
I guess but that doesn't really line up with the massive spergouts that happen when one of the options has a dick. I mean /d/icks are to /d/ as the frogs are to r9k or furries are to /trash/. It's not even a fetish that anyone gets off to anymore, it's just like the white of paper. A fact of life that women have dicks.
>>47002125
Don't most of these CYOAs come with shape-shifting? If she can take 13" and desires it, why not just shape-change your dick into a horse cock and see what happens?
>>47002084
Because talking about previous relationships in her profile is retarded. Literally no reason to bring it up. I want to hear about her, not Tyrone.
>>47002144
There's this thing called science. It regularly pounds the shit out off nature's fluttery asshole.
>>47002054
You can only do that by eating a carefully balanced array of plants that grow in completely different parts of the world and is only available to you because of modern society.
>>47002177
No, that would be engineering.
Now if you're advocating for genetic engineering allowing us to digest cellulose or something in that vein, I have no problem with it.
But that's a far fucking cry from veganism.
>>47002160
Most people here aren't actually from /d/.
>>47002170
>Because talking about previous relationships in her profile is retarded
Going out of your way to make it explicitly clear that the options are all cis (non-trans) straight, born females that are virgins is equally retarded. Yet only one of these two things causes a spergout when it's so much as omitted.
>>47002203
>Using the term cis seriously.
See, I was going to discuss this with you, but then you had to be a retard.
>>47002203
>>47002170
>>47002084
The problem is that waifufags are terrible people with terrible lives.
>>47002222
The problem is that people who bitch about waifufags are even worse because they don't even dedicate their time to something they enjoy.
>>47002160
>shapeshift your dick into a 13" bbc
>shapeshift your skin black
>shapeshift your fat to muscles
>shapeshift your face into Tyrone's
>"Now you're perfect, anon!" -waifu
Go be a cuck somewhere else. If my waifu aint pure I'm shooting that slut and cloning her remains.
>>47002238
More like we do, but we have to weather the storms of severe personality defects while we're doing it.
>>47002217
Cisgendered means non-trans my friend. It's been a common term in the medical field since the 90s.
>>47002222
True.
>>47002244
It's your problem if you can't pick a companion that isn't hung up on her ex.
>>47002260
Apparently not, since you spend all your time complaining that you have no CYOAs for yourself.
>>47002263
Please go back to Tumblr
>>47002263
You mean it's a common term in your repugnant political circle that no sane person takes seriously.
>>47002274
I wasn't even talking to you, anon. The only thing I do in this thread is chip in my thoughts to the active conversation between people bewildered as to why waifufags are such pathetic fuckwits, and all you do is get neurotic over it further proving how insanely painful and depressing it must be to be you.
>>47002290
Doctors?
>>47002290
Oh get over yourself. Are you seriously this triggered that he used the word cis instead of non-trans? Get a grip.
Please do go on about how your waifu was already been penetrated by some aussie/african nignog and how you're totally fine with that, I'm interested in seeing how much your waifu has already been made a cumdump for someone else and how you're going to swallow their cum off her vagina while you're giving her a cunnilingus. Just allow me to grab my popcorn first.
>>47002277
>>47002290
I know I shouldn't take the bait but anyway:
It literally means the same thing as non-trans. That's all it means. Would you people be bitching if I just used non-trans? I just don't understand how people can sperg out like this just because a new term is added to their vocabulary. You don't even have to use it but it's just been defined for you.
Are you arguing just to argue or do you have some point behind this raging?
>>47002244
This is my fetish. I want to be a skinwalker and take the superior body of some nigger thug. Then use that body to go to college and be an intelligent Tyrone with 25 sluts on my cock carousel.
They'll all think he turned his life around, praise jesus, but nope: just got skinwalkered.
All of you can GTFO with your Angel-tier bullshit and baiting.
>>47002344
>>47002362
Cis has nothing to do with being trans or not, that word has an entirely different meaning you mentally ill land whale.
>>47002396
>g-get out of my safe space ;_;
>normies REEEE ;_;
>>47002406
>Cis
>Not meaning non-trans
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Definition+of+Cisgender
or perhaps you had a different definition to share with the rest of us?
>>47002323
Literally the only thing you do? Christ, go play some DnD or something.
>>47002439
Cisgender means that but not "Cis", quit your bullshit.
>>47002425
Yes, REEE. GTFO.
>>47002362
>>47002439
He's doing it just to argue. He's going to find an excuse to "win" the conversation no matter what you do. Don't bother.
>>47002362
It's a political term. And you complaining that the girls aren't 'non-cis' and you using the term seriously shows that you're that political disease.
>>47002445
In this thread you mouth breather. I guess it must be the first assumption to someone who never leaves his internet hugbox.
>>47002451
Cis is the short-form of cisgender. Even if it wasn't what else would it have meant in this context? I even paired it up with (not-trans) next to it to make it clear what I referred to with the word 'cis'. No sir, you quit your bullshit.
>>47002355
Stronk plant. Would seed.
>>47001331
Well, the lore states that shit like Cthulhu is just beings trying to imitate the Chaos Gods. Dunno if I'd trust Nyarlathotep if he joined, however.
>>47002482
It's an insulting slur used by people to insult others for being normal.
>>47002482
Thank you for clearing up which version of the word you where using, but would it really hurt to type the word "normal" seeing as it more accurately describes non trans people?
>>47002504
>>47002466
(You)
>>47002516
You're right this is the last reply. I just have a hard time dealing with bait.
>>47002518
(You)
>>47002483
Good taste, anon. toned/fit/muscular women are simply the best.
>>47002532
It really makes me laugh that you think people not agreeing with your political agenda are 'bait'. You and that guy who keeps ranting like he desperately wants it to be true.
>>47002518
>>47002504
Do you look at a post and try to figure out what the poster's point was and respond reasonably? No, you scan through to see if there's any excuse for you to get triggered.
No anon, you are the tumblr.
>>47002144
Humans are perfectly capable of eating no meat right now today.
You certainly don't need the amount of meat the average person in developed west eats.
>>47002552
If you want me to respond to his original post, here >>47002203 , he's complaining that CYOA make it explicitly clear that the women aren't transexual.
>>47002546
It's pretty obvious bait when you incessantly bring irrelevant topics like politics into conversations to the point where you can't have actual conversations. That's like the proto-bait, derailing conversations for no reason.
>>47002533
That's why tomboys are always enjoyable, if rarely provided as an option.
>>47002188
>that grow in completely different parts of the world
We don't have to grow them around the world anon.
>only available to you because of modern society
Why not utilize the benefits of modern nutrition and agriculture?
I'm not saying Inuits need to stop eating meat but the trend for developed societies should be towards less meat.
>>47002552
I am not really "triggered", I am just having fun responding to autistic people who are pretending to be feminists to get people angry.
>>47002578
Your entire argument is founded on complaining about women being actual women. You don't get to pretend that you're not politically motivated.
>>47002564
No, he's complaining that waifufags sperg out if a CYOA doesn't include an explicit disclaimer that the waifu they're reading about is totally a cisgendered virgin who is incapable of having lustful thoughts for anyone other than the reader.
>>47002596
No you don't, but that part of my post is simply illustrating how your lifestyle isn't natural. It's only possible because of globalism.
>Why not utilize the benefits?
Oh I do. And I also eat meat. Because it's a good source of nutrients and tastes great. What kind of fool only limits himself to one food group?
>>47002602
Not my argument, and see >>47002610 for what the argument pretty obviously was.
Someone needs to put every single waifu trait that causes people to sperg out into one single cyoa.
>furry waifus
>futa waifus
>gullible waifus who will cuck you
>gender politically incorrect waifus
What else should be included?
>>47002610
>>47002629
So yes, he's complaining that people like their women to be actual women.
>How DARE people want their waifu to be a woman!?
>>47002610
Make your own CYOA, until then stop whining you cuck.
>>47002222
If it's any consolation, as non-virgins are undateable, they most likely will never breed
>>47002639
No you fuckwit, he's complaining that you sperg out if there isn't an explicit disclaimer in there soothing your neuroses about whether or not your imaginary girlfriend is a tranny or not. He's complaining that you live in a world where you have to be constantly paranoid that your own fap fantasies aren't gay.
>>47002630
Homosexual (Lesbian) waifus.
>>47002630
>Futa
This only causes people to be upset 1/10's of the time tho
>>47002670
I've made plenty, have you made any? :^)
>>47002686
It pisses people off whenever the girl is one by default. If it's an option you can add onto her it never causes arguments.
>>47002680
>Lesbian
Nothing can resist the power of cock, anon.
>>47002675
Please take as long as you need to rethink this sentence until you realize its sheer idiocy.
>>47002678
Here's the thing. Nobody has ever done that, required an explicit disclaimer that she's an actual woman. That part was only there because he finds the idea of people caring ridiculous.
>>47002694
Which ones have you made?
>>47002711
I think it was a typo.
>>47002719
Oh fuck you. The majority of shitstorms we have over anon and his cuck waifu come about because someone was "reading in between the lines", or in other words, making shit up due to a lack of said disclaimer.
>>47002709
Except for her homosexuality. Which is why in this CYOA she will immediately discount you as a sexual possibility if you aren't at least oppai (D cup min) loli, only in this case would a dick be accepted.
>>47002035
>/d/
>There are guys on /d/ who have a girlfriend
>There are guys on /d/ who have a girlfriend who share their fucked up fetish
Life isn't fair
Anyone ever notice that it's always the anti-waifufags who start arguments these days?
>Thread is going normally.
>Someone comes in and bitches about waifus in some confrontational way.
>People obviously argue with this bait because all of us take bait here apparently.
>Guy continues to rant about how he hates waifus and how to ruin waifu CYOAs to make people angry.
>Thread dies.
It's almost never the waifu people starting these arguments the past few days.
>>47002630
Vegan waifus.
>>47002722
I asked first. I'll take your answer as a no and disregard your opinion I guess.
>>47002740
>N-no! My homosexuality can't be fixed with the power of cock
That just means I need to rape you more
>>47002737
Yet it's never been about her gender.
>>47002622
>but that part of my post is simply illustrating how your lifestyle isn't natural
>implying your lifestyle is natural
Our modern lives are not particularly natural.
>What kind of fool only limits himself to one food group?
I eat certain meats relatively small amounts. I also use gas in my car but I think it's a good idea for the world to move away from oil towards more sustainable sources.
I'm not saying this is a personal ethical choice but that on societal level it is good to move away from lots of meat consumption.
The level of meat consumption in the US and other developed societies is unsustainable and inefficient in terms of turning resources into nutrition.
Imagine if the population of China, India, etc start eating meat on level of US and similar countries?
Meat is fine especially in developing countries, but once you modernize you should consume less.
Every day I feel more like including a waifu section in my adventure-focused CYOA.
>>47002811
Nah, you should eat whatever the fuck you want.
>>46999442
>>46999454
>>46999464
>>46999473
>>46999484
>>46999494
>Callanrod 90
>Liberal 80
>Martial
>Abrasive 90
>Beautiful 70
>Childish 80
>Inspiring 60
>Horse Riding, Military Strategy, Combat, Theology 60
>Loyal Guards 50
>Ancient Laws 40
>Hero's Sword 30
>Female Deity 20
>Jewelry 10
>Titus Caricus 0
Army of Paladins and Church love me because religious and martial. Even though I don't know etiquette and am childish and abrasive, they still would like to have a super religious and militant leader that they probably hope to be able to influence. I might play along and let them think they're in charge when it suits me. I will sell all my jewelry to pay army of mercenaries to help paladins and loyal guards to arrest everyone who doesn't support rightful Queen who has ancient laws that make her legitimate and magic hero's sword. Become Empress and Pope and burn heretics and common folk and nobles who dared to not support me. Twin brother will have to publicly beg for forgiveness for his terrible behavior from his Queen sister who is now avatar of the one true Goddess. I won't forgive him.
>>47002818
Don't surrender to mediocrity. Do your own thing. There are, to put it very mildly, ENOUGH waifu CYOAs out there.
>>47002833
Government should tax meat more in line with environmental and public health costs caused by it.
>>47002878
>Nanny state
>>46995554
The Basic Combat there is kinda crappy. Hardly seems worth it to go 'for 20 points you are worse than average' when all the other 20 point ones make you very good in your chosen area.
>>47002859
This exact kind of post is why I want to do it. Every day I come here and I see some guy whining and picking fights because he really hates waifus. And you know what I think? You know what that makes me want to do? I think "Fuck that guy. He makes me want to make waifu CYOAs."
So how do you think I feel when you come in here and complain about it being 'mediocrity' to include waifu options in my CYOA? How do you think it makes me think? It makes me think "Fuck that guy. Now I want to include a waifu section and make it five pages long."
Do you understand the consequences of your actions?
>>47002885
I think the idea is to punish you for wanting to be a woman and be good at physical combat. The Scheming Princess CYOA is the same.
>>47002753
You are correct, I don't make CYOA, but the fact that you won't post yours proves you are full of shit.
>>47002879
We already crossed that bridge anon, just look at cigarettes.
Is it a nanny state to hold an industry accountable for societal costs it incurs?
Do you view everything as an attack on muh freedom?
>>47002901
Make them as generic as possible too. I'm sure you'll be getting back at everyone!I'm actually one of the anti-waifus you were likely referring to. I simply do not give a fuck. Go ahead and do it. I'm sure others will enjoy it. It's no skin off my back.
>>47002939
Yes.
>>47002859
>Tries to act like he's on the author side
>>47002901
>
>>47002958
Nope. I'll put tons of effort into them and make them worthwhile. I don't half-ass anything, even if it comes from spite.You need to stop whining. Your opinion is your own, I'm just fed up with people like you causing shitstorms them blaming the other side. I saw you start it. I'm not blind.
>>47002964
I'll make sure to include someone smug as fuck of course.
>>47002915
Which is kinda silly. If it's less valuable, it really should cost less points. For half the price of 'Worse than an average soldier' you can buy yourself a mercenary army.
>>47002630
Has had sex before
Fantasizes about sex
Vegans
(wants to) Cheats on you
>>47002901
If you're going to go about something like that at least pick a correct target, someone actually being triggered over waifus, not someone accurately saying that we have an enormous amount of them.
>>47002916
Here's the dedicated waifu CYOA I made. Other than this one I made about 30 other CYOAs.
Now you can be the only one who's full of shit. Enjoy.
>>47002901
But it IS mediocrity. It's a standin for having to come up with original or high quality material for your CYOA, because waifus just sell. You could just pick up a bunch of big tit pics from gelbooru and write beneath each of them that she "has conservative values and would be a loyal wife!" and you'd get showered with praise more than you could with twenty hours of painstaking mechanical balancing or creative writing. It's the equivalent of putting a model on your pop up ad. You do it because you know that, in reality, you've created something cancerous and worthless and there's no other way to sell it.
>>47002916
>someone who has never and won't ever make a CYOA thinks his opinion matters
Oh that's gold
>>47003019
Judging from the retards who hang around here, really anything aside from a written assurance of "perfect purity, will never so much as think about another man" is as good as "gangbang craving cockhungry slut with a gaping puss."
>>47003062
I guess you've made a CYOA and can prove it? The second part of the question is the important one.
>>47003040
All I'm hearing is "How dare you include things I don't like.", and isn't that what you bitch at waifufags for? So yeah, enjoy the waifus.
>>47002035
I'm from /co/ myself, and only come here for cyoa threads.
>>47003078
>could potentially be talked into buying something she doesn't need if the salesperson won't quit harassing her
=
>will fuck a man if he looks at her
Has anyone tried posting waifu cyoas on /a/ to see what happens?
>>47003158
I think I've seen you complain about that argument more times than the CYOA has been posted. You must be REALLY upset by it.
>>47003119
Don't be a hypocrite. We've already learned you never made anything, don't judge others for being no worse than you are.
>>47003027
How am I full of shit? Make a CYOA to cater to your mentally ill fetish.
>>47003119
Your opinion doesn't matter.
I have no desire to "impress" you or a need to do anything you ask.
>Sadism (150)
>Misogyny (170)
>Callonrond (150)
>Stoic (130)
>Quick mind (110)
>Small (120)
>Manipulative (100)
>History (90)
>Architecture and Engineering (70)
>Nature Study (60)
>Religion (50)
>Mater Saleena (30)
>Sara Greasethorpe (10)
>General
>Divine right (0)
>>47002840
How about no?
How about you get thrown in a dungeon for your heresy?
>>47003181
Not the same anon jack ass.
>>47003181
>>47003205
Do you want a (you) picture for me to prove that I'm not the person you initially replied to? Or do you just rely on other's to prove their OC to legitimize you by proxy?
An internet argument about waifus in /tg/.
What a time to be alive.
>>47003190
Because you've never made anything, mistakenly think a random person here also must have never made anything (even though we make everything we have ourselves), and then go on to complain how I should be making things.
Well you're full of shit. I've made plenty of CYOAs. You've never made any. So stop being a hypocrite and stop talking until you've made on - like you demanded from me.
