Everybody just spam this thread with /tg/ copypasta
The rarer the more delicious
>>46944161
I got a couple rarer ones I saved.
>>46944377
Again, not saying these are the best I have, just the ones I saved and never post.
>>46944417
>>46944453
And this is the last of my tasty mythic rares.
I hope they did not disappoint, much.
By definition, can a copypasta actually be rare?
>>46944469
>pomantic
God dammit, never again.
>>46944484
Yes, by being rarely, if ever, reposted.
If it has only been copied and reposted once, that make two occurrences.
Only two in all of existence, of anything, is rare.
Not as rare or truly unique as a one of a kind, but still rare.
>>46944579
It still seems like it's avoiding the spirit of the terminology.
Of course, these are screencaps, so if we're being precise, there is no pasta in this thread.
>>46944920
>It still seems like it's avoiding the spirit of the terminology.
Nah.
Rare copies are still rare.
>Of course, these are screencaps, so if we're being precise, there is no pasta in this thread.
This is undeniably correct.
Ignoring OP's pic of course.
>>46945044
There is not only denotation, but also connotation. Copypasta is copied, implicitly habitually.
>>46944469
Google has failed me, what does pomantic mean?
>>46945454
Nevermind. Fuck.
>>46944161
Hold up nigga,
Time to unload some high quality pasta.
Please copy and abuse.
>>46945479
This one is quite recent too. I remember it fondly
>>46945512
>>46945479
dear god I deleted my pasta folder
jesus christ post more pasta ppl,
>>46944579
>Of course, these are screencaps, so if we're being precise, there is no pasta in this thread.
Yeah, but if we were posting pastas it'd just be owlbear statblocks that depend on the setting..
>>46945599
go to your recyclebin shitlord
>>46945623
its empty
>>46945607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE
he actually does sound like an ork doesn't he.
>>46945623
what's with the emotional outburst
>>46945634
>all this meta play
UM, ACTUALLY
>>46945795
Not my campaign, I just think it's a fun read.
Does anyone have the copypasta of HFY about Cthulhu ?
The one with the catachan guy speaking about stabbing cthulhu with a big enough knife.
I remember a story about a furry dude with a some freaky animal part altar and shit. I recall seeing a pasta in some thread year of two ago.
Anyone got that? It was fucking long too.
>>46945472
>>46944543
So happy I can share and renew horizons with anons.
>>46945287
>Copypasta is copied, implicitly habitually.
True, but there is "Fresh Copypasta" which is still copypasta, despite being new and therefore rarely posted, yet.
So, some copypasta is rare.
Also, some copypasta is posted more often than others.
As such, there is a sliding scale of rarity of copypasta.
The most common and overposted copypasta on one end of the spectrum and the rare copypasta on the other end.
Just like how 32 degree fahrenheit ice is warmer ice than -20 degree or colder ice.
Copypasta is implicitly posted habitually, but there is still rare copypasta.
Ice is implicitly cold, but there is still warmer ice.
>>46946049
wasn't that part of big boy blue?
>>46946049
>>46946565
>wasn't that part of big boy blue?
Damn, I assumed the animal part altar was in game.
Yeah, that could be Big Boy Blue.
>>46944161
Here's some extra rare pasta for you.
Behold, the rarest of screencaps: One of Hope.
>>46945607
I love this one.
>>46947471
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.
Also all you idiots posting screencaps, that isn't what this thread is for. Screencaps =/= Copypasta.
>>46949500
Truth.
To what end does one save copypasta?
Why is one better than another?
Honestly curious.
The only benefit I can think of to copypasta over screencaps is misleading others into thinking it's original.
Which would only be occasionally amusing, but not in this thread.
>>46949473
HI FLARE
>>46949861
Copypastas lend themselves to the creation of variants, just look at all the versions of the Katanas are Underpowered in d20. As such saving them for use in creating variants is a worthy use.
>>46949500
>>46944213
>because the DM really, really hates Bulgarians
This always makes me laugh. Every time.
>>46946849
That was before the new "Manager“ turned his eyes this way. Because shit moderation making everything worse is also a part of the cycle.
>>46947471
Don't suppose you know the source of this?
>>46944161
>>46947471
That's pretty hot.
>>46951173
http://www.yourembarrassingmoments.com
I found it when I randomly googled topless larp or something of that nature.
Most of the stories are bog standard things (dared to flash the pizza guy, got locked out in my underwear), and many do give the same air of "not sure if real", but it is passable for when you want to "warm up".
>>46951452
I was more just curious about the nation this happened in.
>>46951452
>I was at my house with my friend when she suddenly started to un dress. I watched stunned as my friend took off her bra and panties. My friend saw my face and surged saying, “it’s hot in here.” I giggled and she grinned saying, “why don’t you try it?” Before I could protest she grabbed my top and started to take it off. At first I protested but soon let her undress me. After I was naked she suddenly drew me near and grabbed my breasts. Then she squeezed my tits and I started to moan. But she didn’t stop and continued until milk started to flow out of my nipples. I would have gone red but was too busy moaning. After she let me go we had some steamy fun. (I’m not lesbian)
Gee I wonder if that's real or not.
>>46951479
She says it's Italy.
>>46945634
greatest victory ever
>>46951489
Yeah, I know the feeling, I'm able to not let it ruin stories for me, but I can definitely see how others may feel differently.
Just think of it as fiction with the occasional thing that actually did happen. Or just y'know, go somewhere else, I'm sure you can find somewhere that fills the need in a better way for you.
>>46950802
>inter-planar take out
I feel like my setting needs this.
>>46944393
I like to see the ones you consider the best.
>>46952370
Y'alright.
>>46953358
>>46953381
>>46953456
>>46953503
>>46953668
>>46953842
>>46953892
>>46949473
That's it. I'm sick of all this "stale old copypasta" bullshit that's going on in 4chan right now. Masterwork Bastard Sword copypasta deserves much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself wrote a genuine copypasta edit in /tg/ after 250 posts (that's about 3 days on the board) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even make cynical 4chan nerds rage with my copypasta.
4chan trolls spend years working on a single copypasta and repost it up to a million times to produce the finest greentext known to mankind.
Masterwork Bastard Sword threads are thrice as long as Flare threads and thrice as annoying for that matter too. Any thread furries can ruin, a Masterwork Bastard Sword edit can ruin better. I'm pretty sure a Bastard Sword pasta could easily bisect a 3.5E versus 4E thread with a simple sage.
Ever wonder why moderators never deleted any Masterwork Bastard Sword thread? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined trolls and their copypasta of destruction. Even when /tg/ was good, Anonymous saged the threads with the bastard sword copypasta first because their trolling power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Masterwork Bastard Sword is simply the best copypasta that 4chan has ever seen, and thus, require better recognition on 4chan. Here is the stat block I propose:
(Masterwork Copypasta) All trolls on the thread get +5 to rage checks, thread cannot be saged.
tl;dr = Bastard Sword pasta needs to be more effective on 4chan, see my new stat block.
>>46944161
>>46953926
>>46954745
>>46954033
Filename
>>46954481
>Tome of Forbidden Knowledge.png
>>46954481
>cutting off the post number to make it harder to look up
>using cellphone caps ever
Whoever took this deserves to be interrogated using Donald Trump's methods.
>>46951762
What kind of food could you order?
>>46961074
Cosmic Brownies?
>>46944453
More of the same.
>>46964692
Literally obligatory
>>46964692
That entire thread was gold
>>46964262
I'd rather have the broodwich.
>>46967695
I have neither the screencap nor the copypasta for this meal.
>>46969972
>Broodwich
>This mysterious object from hell cannot be deconstructed or taken apart except for when it can.
>It is the most delicious sandwich in the world except for that it lacks bacon and has sun-dried tomatoes. Which might be a bonus to some but others might think it's kind of annoying.
>Anyone who consumes the broodwich is instantly taken to an alternate dimension where Jerry shows up.
>Jerry is always about 10 levels higher than the PC who eats it and he has an axe.
>If the PC's merely taken a bite of the broodwich he's only teleported there long enough for Jerry to threaten him.
>If he eats all of it then he's teleported there permanently.
>If the PC deconstructs the broodwich a mysterious voice will force him to either marry a skeleton or have brain surgery where he (in his lobotomized form) will obey all of the voices commands which will mostly be to finish off the Broodwich so Jerry can kill him.
>The Session ends before Jerry can do it.
>>46971916
>>46971541
I actually meant the meatbread thread.
But that was delightfully insane copypasta.
>>46971925
>>46944161
Yes.
Because I'm a slimy pathetic male who yearns to magical realm as a girl. I literally only do it for the fetish, and the same goes for anyone else, whatever they say. I like to picture my shapely bosom, ass and thighs. I like to pretend I can smell my own girl parts and sometimes touch them. I also like the illusion of power that comes from having absolute control over every aspect of my character who is nothing more than a female pawn tailored for my amusement.
There is literally no justifiable narrative reason to play as a female when you are a male IRL. There is no wriggling out of this. Pretending to be a girl for deep-rooted psycho-sexual reasons is all there is. If you can stand up and admit this then you've gone a long way into self-realization and should be commended for your honesty, even though you're as pathetic as I am.
1/2
>>46944161
>>46971972
2/2
So I'm fine with playing a girl, and with others who want to fantasize about being girls, because I'm aware of what I am and I'm not doing any harm to anyone else. Join me, my girl-playing brethren. Join me in self-honesty.
>>46972017
Oh man, I was there when this was born
>>46971946
This the one you looking for?
I got a story of how That Guy got rekt
>little shit at the local FLGS
>prolly about 14-15 yrs old
>we're all certain he had been stealing bits and pieces, both from players and off the shelves.
>there were tons of rumours about it, even from some of his so-called buddies
>repeatedly heard he was a klepto and sneaky asshole in general
>never managed to catch the little sneak red-handed or with any of the goods though
>decide to go vigilante on his ass
>it's one winter gaming night, getting dark early
>I leave early and lurk outside, waiting for the thieving little fuckwhistle to head home
>got a nice egg-sized rock in my pocket
>cautiously follow him a few blocks
>line up my shot
>the eggrock of justice sails through the air and bounces off the back of his head
>yelp of shocked pain
>it looked like he was going down to the ground but I didn't hang around to observe
>run through some back alleys, trying not to laugh out loud
>hear later that his mom forbade him to come to that part of town again
>apparently they're a Polish family and she thinks it was a neo-Nazi hatecrime or some shit
>never see the kid in the store again
>I do see him around town sometimes though
>always greet him with "Hey man, how's it going!" with a big friendly smile
Fucking LOL. Let's be clear here bigot. You are the one who is outdated. You are the one who doesn't belong in the hobby. You are the one whose view is tolerated less and less every day so fuck you and your outdated ideas of what is normal and OK.
I don't need you judging me and I reject your ability to do so. But I will fucking judge you - you fucking hateful bigot. The hobby will be better off when people like you are finally driven away and the rest of us can be free to be who we are instead of playing shut up for you.
Every day is one day closer to you being driven away. Every day your fucking view is less tolerated for the hateful shit that it is. And you got nothing to say in response to any of this other than to just insult me and say hateful shit lie "Please die".
I got none of that for you pal. Not one fucking bit. Because I want you alive and well to see the day you no longer have a place in this hobby and you are the one stuck looking from the outside in as everyone else has a good time.
You know what? I was feeling pretty down in my first post. But I'm feeling pretty good right now. Fuck you bigot, you are the one that is wrong and outdated. Not me.
>>46944453
>>46964692
>>46964708
Garbage like this is the reason /v/edditors and normies keep bumping blatant shitposting threads.
>>46972233
Found it with out the 9gag tag.
>>46972637
>trying to fit in on an anonymous imageboard
>>46972637
>>46972710
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mammalian bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of the Saurischian Order, and I’ve been involved in numerous documentaries on Discovery Channel, where highly educated scientists were paid to jerk off to how badass I was for 40 minutes. I am trained in slaughter and I’m the top murderer in the entirety of prehistoric US history. You are nothing to me but just another snack. I will wipe you the fuck out with savagery the likes of which has never been seen again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am tracking your IP right now with my superior sense of smell, so you better prepare for the storm, ape. The meteor that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your age. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my jaws alone. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to millions of years worth of adapted hunting skills, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re an outhouse sandwich, you goddamn idiot. I will shit primal fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking extinct, kiddo.
>>46972637
>>46972233
That one is absent the horrifying nature of the one in my pic.
That one was simply evil and an atrocity to all things culinary.
>>46973358
Was it the one with hotdogs?
>>46972888
Nice trips
> tracking your ip with my advanced sense if smell
Fukin gold
>>46973398
Found the thread:
>So, we didn't bake it all the way. Look at the dough. Gotta finish it up in the microwave.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20154353/#p20156908
>>46973358
>>46973398
>Was it the one with hotdogs?
Pigflesh was present, but I don't think hotdogs.
>>46973738
>Boy, he sure kept himself sanitary by hovering over the seat
People shitting on toilet seats will never stop triggering me.
Appropriate reaction image though.
>>46949065
Man, this one bothers me in the viewpoint it takes, how it simplifies things, and how it skips over the major rebellion that happened partway through British rule.
Dumping everything I've saved
>>46974488
>>46974549
>>46974604
>>46974549
I don't think that's actually /tg/.
>>46974727
Really? They're clearly talking about an RPG so I'd argue it's relevant either way
>>46974846
>>46974869
I read the whole thing in his fucking voice.
>>46974869
...And I'm out
>>46974907
I think that's sort of the point. Captures it really well, though
>>46974846
It's relevant, but the dates and the post numbers make me think it's not /tg/.
>>46974549
>>46974727
>>46975036
That was on 4x2chan's /tg/
>>46975060
Ah, I see. Then I shall chant the reees of banishment so that way we are not plagued by bad spirits.
>>46975146
/tg/ is /tg/, even if they chose to use an inferior site.
>>46975222
I know, and if it weren't for the differences, I wouldn't bat an eye if it was our /tg/. But, the rites should be kept to. It happens more on /v/ than /tg/, but 2^3 always seems to bring bad luck.
>>46973925
>how it skips over the major rebellion that happened partway through British rule.
but it doesn't. It's in the first post ('big, planet-wide rebellion')
>Man, this one bothers me in the viewpoint it takes, how it simplifies things
let's be honest, it makes you subconsciously uncomfortable because you've been fed the evil colonisers vs. innocent natives narrative since kindergarten (re-watched Disney's Pocahontas lately? It's not even very subtle). Now THAT'S simplified. If anything the pic is a whole lot more nuanced that the views most people have, as much as a couple of posts worth of material can be. But 'simplified' isn't the problem you have with it anyway, it's just the excuse you use to go with your gut feeling that it's wrong somehow. Once you wedge open that credibility gap, you can use that to dismiss the whole thing.
>>46975395
I was referring to the Indian Rebellion of 1857. And it's not so much evil colonizers as assuming that all the colonization is automatically good, when it by its nature messed with local traditions and customs and expressed all these moral ideas about uplifting the locals while eventually going back on that and keeping them (and their resources) under their control.
Granted, it wasn't as bad as in Africa, where literally all the infrastructure was designed around taking resources out to the coasts to be shipped elsewhere, and these anti-colonial movements did always start among people educated by Europeans who probably even visited Europe, but when neither side is perfect it seems overly simplified to look at the 'aliens' as being beneficent and the 'human son' as being in the wrong.
>>46975567
>I was referring to the Indian Rebellion of 1857
So was I.
>assuming that all the colonization is automatically good
nobody said that. I hate to use the much-overused term 'strawman', but you a literally applying your own meaning to the pic just so you have something to knock down.
>>46944161
There is literally nothing wrong with Warhammer: Age of Sigmar. It's a great game.
>>46950775
I might be going to hell, but that was the funniest thing I've read in a loooooooong time.
>>46975987
Delete this post.
No seriously, don't post reaction images in a thread meant for a specific kind of dump.
>>46944161
>>46944161
>>46951299
Best advice. Reminds me of /v/'s attitude towards games.
>>46975728
>>46972284
>didn't even find out if he was actually stealing
>>46945512
What was that even a response to?
>>46951299
>Just stop playing roleplaying games altogether.
>>46977922
>Best advice.
I have some shitty inflammatory copypasta that perfectly matches that opinion.
It's notable that when it was posted, nearly everyone disagreed.
It's asinine and wrong, but it is rare copypasta.
But it's too long, see next post:
>>46980480
I'm gonna drop some knowledge on you.
There's an old /tg/ saying that goes "No Game is better than a Bad Game," but recently I saw it condensed into something that holds true even more.
No Game > Game.
The hard truth of our hobby is that the sheer number of That Guys, That Girls, Shit GMs and bad parties outnumber good players with good social habits to such a degree that any given game you join or try to run is almost guaranteed to be a bad game. And the worst part is this: the good gaming groups are not good enough, will never be good enough, to live up to the group that you want in your head or the headache of weaning through bad games until you find a passable one. It will always leave you feeling empty in the end. There's so many That Guys because we are That Community. The fact of the matter is, we might just be That Hobby. No game is better than trying to get a game together.
That doesn't mean you can't enjoy /tg/. He bright side is that you're enjoying the hobby right now in the best possible way: in theory, not in practice. Traditional gaming is infinitely more valuable as an exercise in theory crafting, the discussion and exploration of mechanical systems, world building, and vicariously enjoying the distilled highlights of other people's games. And don't let yourself be fooled, every last "RPG highlight story" and "epic greentext" is, when not an outright fabrication, the result of a desperate attempt on the writer's part to justify the sunk cost of hours and hours of shitty gameplay by extracting a handful of standout moments. The experience of playing tabletop games is almost invariably miserable, and the exceptions will always only be "good enough."
Don't feel bad about That Guy stories putting you off from finding a group. Accept That Guy as what it is. It's the norm, that Natural State of things, and then do what I did years ago: walk away, appreciate the concept of our hobby from a distance, and accept this is how it's meant to be.
>>46944228
To be fair reptile is not an actual taxonomic group and does exclude modern dinosaurs (birds).
I've been looking for a while for a cap of some Croatian dude's response what I think was a hypothetical zombie apocalypse. His response was to go deep into the hills and woods of home country where they'd get no visitors and build a fence. A glorious fence that "could tell you why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch. Could tell you where they were when JFK was shot (they were several trees)" and how his fence wouldn't fall down.
>>46982177
My googlefu has only told me that the screencap is older than 10/12/2011 and that there are a disturbing number of /tg/ threads that combine zombies and cinnamon toast crunch.
