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cyoa blyat
>>46941878
>cyoa comes with a free abrahamic moral code down your throat
Cyoa, meet trash. Trash, meet cyoa.
>>46941945
Don't see any morals there, I think you're just imagining them.
>>46941878
I'll take the Ladder and get flight and healing. I've got one point left.
I'd go around the world curing diseases and disfigurements. Hopefully this can make the world a better place, somehow.
Would I be able to carry someone when I fly if I could carry them naturally? If so, I'm going to show my Girlfriend A Whole New World (and possible have sex there too).
>>46941878
>cant sin
do you even know what cyoas are for
>>46942005
Waifus, monsterboys/girls, lewd stuff and harems?
>>46942073
this guy gets it
>>46941878
Stairs (4) - It's the classic.
Muse (4) - This is the most practical reward, this or healing will help make your earth life successful.
Halo (2) - Combine creative art with wisdom, that might help me improve or influence society some.
Though to be honest there's absolutely no way I'll reach the top.
As simple as they come.
>>46942162
Chalice
>>46942162
Food, I forget to eat.... a lot so having my favourite food handy whenever I want would be amazing.
>>46942162
Plate, duh. I'd never have to cook again.
>>46942162
Food. Water is a lot cheaper. And if I ever end up lost in a desert or something with the plate, I can just eat watermellon or some other watery food.
>>46942162
>chalice
Ambrosia. Checkmate.I don't even want to think about how fat I'd get with that plate.
>>46942232
Same, if I had the plate I'd turn into a land whale.
>>46942162
Chalice of drank easily. 24/7 drunken stupor if you want, a bunch of nutrisure/soylent/vitamin water that can keep you from starving and getting malnoursihed if you're just looking to survive free of charge. Plus it doesn't say I can't sell the contents. Eating's a pain in the ass.
>>46942162
Can the chalice give me real cowgirl milk?
>>46942162
Chalice of Drink
Potion of shapeshifting, potion of charisma, potion of strength, potion of intelligence, potion of dexterity, potion of agility and potion of constitution.
Drink all of them until I become a god.
>>46942162
>Plate of eating
fuck that, I'm taking never having to cook again over any drink.
I'd definitely end up with a sugar addiction + alcoholism with the chalice
>>46942334
Might as well just say food of shapeshifting, food of charisma, food of strength etc etc if you're going to play that game.
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>>46942232
I don't get it. Is the only limiting factor on how much you eat the cost of food? Where do you live, sub-saharan africa?
>>46942356
Eating and digesting solid food takes longer then drinking and digesting liquids.
>>46942334
Plate of Food
>Donut of shapeshifting, Salad of charisma, Sandwich of strength, Bread of intelligence, Cake of dexterity, Fruit/nut mix of agility and Porridge/soup of constitution.
>>46942372
Just order up some salt of omnipotence, it's a spice so you only have to taste it.
>>46942372
food of superspeed digestion
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>>46942342
I did not expect this many replies within 13 minutes. Personally, I would take the Chalice, simply because I can consume more drinks than I can food.
>>46942377
>not eating a Chalice of Drink
>notsummoning a waifu to eat thennot eat her. What are you, a vore-fag?
>>46942368
That and too lazy to drive to get food or to cook it.
>>46942398
Why exactly is consuming more a good thing? Are you trying to break an obesity record?
>>46942162
>plate
Finally we get a vore cyoa.
>>46942432
To become a god faster.
You can literally summon ANY kind of drink you want.
Might as well summon up the fruitpunch of omnipotence, cola of omniscience and orange juice of rapid digestion and keep chugging until you're a better god then any of the other losers who are trying to do the same.
>>46942526
Joke's on you, I drank the Juice-of-I'm-the-only-food-or-drink-powered-god-that-exists.
>>46942334
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>>46942526
>everyone is busy becoming a god while I'm just sitting here, sipping and comparing different kinds of monstergirl piss
There is more to life than omnipotence, guys.
>>46942618
Not if someone who's omnipotent says there isn't.
>>46942636
Shut up. I'm drinking your piss right now. Don't make me conjure up other bodily fluids of yours, senpai.
>>46942590
Pathetic.
I drank the wine-of-redefining-existence-as-a-subjective-phenomenon-depending-the-viewpoint-and-interpretation-of-the-observer.
And from my point of view you don't exist. I perceived it and thought about it. To perceive is to act and to form a thought is to be, therefore you don't exist!
>>46942673>I've already had a taste of your cum
that's only hell of a pick-up line. You'd be beaten up on the spot, but still.
>>46942673
That's fine anon. You can drink any part of me you like.
>>46942688
Doesn't work, only gods can do that and I already drank the juice that made it so that you can't be a god.
>>46942715
I don't need to be a god to redefine reality.
>>46942728
You do if a god says so.
>>46942432
No. I just tend to get fuller with food than drinks. If it makes you feel better, I tend to enjoy lower calorie drinks such as light lemonade and flavored water. Maybe I am wording it wrong. I probably should have said I could more easily enjoy drinks while doing something else.
>>46942747
Then I choose to be God with a capital "G".
>>46942768
You can't, someone already drank the juice that says nobody else can use food or drink for that.
>>46942801
Yeah it only gods, not Gods.
>>46942748
Goddamn some good lemonade would be the best right now.
Sour lemonade.
>>46942807
Even if gods aren't Gods, Gods are still gods.
>>46942819
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>>46942590
Now class, recess is over, and we all need to go back to the classroom for storytime.
>>46942801
Guess I know who I have to try and appease.
>>46942867
Tell me a story anon
>>46942819
But your juice and I quote; Juice-of-I'm-the-only-food-or-drink-powered-god-that-exists.
Does not mention anything related to Gods.
Hell I can just drink the lemanade-of-hypocrisy-and-allowed-paradoxes to circumvent your rules entirely.
>>46941945
*tips*
>>46942881
Doesn't need to since all Gods are still gods.
>Hell I can just drink the lemanade-of-hypocrisy-and-allowed-paradoxes to circumvent your rules entirely.
You can't, because those rules are stopping you and were made first.
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>>46942934
>Doesn't need to since all Gods are still gods.
But you didn't define it.
>You can't, because those rules are stopping you and were made first.
So I'll just be a "Not-God" and define "Not-God" as being infinitely more powerful then any god.
>>46942411
>noteating out your waifu
>>46942880
Once upon a time,
There was a person on the internet. He was unhappy because someone disagreed with his opinion.
"How absurd!" The person cried out, "How can someone disagree with me? I know I'm right!"
So the person started to argue with the person who disagreed with him. First it was only them, then someone joined in.
Then another.
Then another.
Then someone said something about "catgirls being furry too," then all hell broke loose.
After a long fight, where many people died for their opinions, someone stopped and shouted, "Hey!"
The fighting stops.
"Isn't this kind of dumb? We're forgetting what this thread was meant for: fulfilling our wishes and going on wonderful adventures with someone else's imagination.
"So what if someone thinks furries are okay? If they're scum of the devil's indigestion? We should all accept each other's opinions as their own and-"
"HEY, WHO LET THIS FAGGOT IN HERE?"
The faggot proceeded to get shitposted into Hades, and the war continues on to this day.
THE END
>>46942951
No need to define it if we're using the standard definitions.
Is God a god? Yes.
>>46942951
>So I'll just be a "Not-God" and define "Not-God" as being infinitely more powerful then any god.
You can't, since you'd need godly powers to redefine reality like that.
>>46943019
Unless he used a drink of redefining the term Not-God.
>>46942987
I love it when the good guys win.
>>46942987
This post gave me cancer.
If Beri is milling around, I have a question about the Love Gallery.
Do the pink lust stars grant an immunity to STDs?
>>46943107
Why, because he's making fun of the fact that you've been acting like a tard?
>>46943061
The term could be redefined but the concept wouldn't be. Making a word mean something else doesn't make the object it used to refer to spontaneously reality-shift.
>>46942232
Doesn't that kill any non-divine who drinks it?
>>46942162
It doesn't say the food has to be dead.
Just as long as it could be considered food.
Could I get a live cowgirl if I wanted, since she could be interpreted as being food?
>>46943145
Then I'll just drink something to redefine both the term and concept.
>>46943193
You can't, someone already drank a juice that prevents you from doing godly things like shifting reality.
>>46943145
Because it's taking shitposting wankery to a never-before-seen level of ironic filibustering.
Forget meta bullshit.
Forget autistic complaints.
Forget attention whoring namefag drama.
This is the ur-cancer, destroyer of threads and good taste, the master of cringe and the king of the shitheap.
Christ, what a sorry sight.
>>46943159
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambrosia_%28fruit_salad%29
>>46943229
He was accurately describing the state of this thread. You're the cringeworthy one, since your defensiveness probably comes from being buttflustered over looking like a moron in the furry shitstorm.
>>46943192
Along with that, what if I have Pica.
I would perceive things like stone as food, which would mean that I could make other plates as well as chalices.
>>46943192
sure, anon. There are no rules to your imagination, so you aren't "cheating" :~)
>>46941826
Major Skills: Bakudo Superhuman Shamanism
Minor Skills: Mysticism Mercantile Alchemy
Companion: Mathilde
Gold: 106
Items: War axe (104) Robes (104) Token Head (104) Waters of life (82) Avarice Stone (70) Puzzle Box (56) Grimoirepedia (38)
Home: City Manse (16)
Followers: Steward (16) Workers [16] (12) Serfs [12] (10) Mage (4)
Beast: Griffin
Quests: Slay the Beast, The Source, Adventure for Ingredients
I will seek great profit in this new world as a mercenary and producer of alchemical goods. My Manse shall become both my home and the location of my business. The serfs will spend their days farming the land for potion ingredients, while the workers manufacture and package bottles and flasks for the potions, as well as properly label and package them. To make myself more known across the lands, I will do something I hope few other alchemists in this land do; directly deliver my goods. On the back of the griffin with the puzzle box in hand (containing my delivery) I will bring them liquid power at quick speeds (quicker if they shell out extra in advance for express).
Despite the business, I will not forget the wizard's wishes. I will find and hunt down the beast (with help from the mage, of course). It will be hard, but satisfying. Soon after, I will begin my hunt for the source of the water of life, and drink large amounts of it, becoming immortal. During all of this, I will gather any ingredients I see.
After all of that, I will go on one last quest, a quest to hunt down some of the rarest ingredients. Perhaps when I find them I can learn the ideal conditions for growing them, thus granting me a corporate edge over the rest of the market.
>>46943225
Then I can just define reality manipulation as not a godly act and that anyone can do it.
>>46943348
You can't, because redefining something like that is already a godly act, and you'd need to be a god first to do it.
>>46943243
Yeah, I'm not the same guy, but I'm pretty sure you are because I don't believe for a minute someone would seriously defend this pointless diatribe because it was accurate.
But sure drag down the thread into more pointless arguing and shitposting, it's not like cyoag has been good for a while anyway.
What's worse now it's tarnishing the good memory of past accomplishments by associating its trash with it.
>>46943229
Friend, you're taking this thread stuff way too seriously. I was just having fun.
Ease up and enjoy yourself more. Stress is unhealthy.
>>46943381
Original drink just prevents you from becoming a god from eating or drinking.
It has nothing to do with preventing you from doing godly acts without being a god.
>>46943393
I'm not, I just see it as a moderately humorous summary of our general. Or at least a pretty prevalent way that the people here behave.
The fact that you see something as innocent as that thing as satan or whatever is pretty telling that you have a personal stake in this.
The whole argument regarding whether you could use your magic food/drink dispenser to become a god-like being when someone else has ruled that they're the only such being becomes moot as soon as you eat the food-or-drink-that-causes-you-to-retroactively-be-the-only-one-to-have-recieved-a-magic-food-or-drink-dispenser or something to that effect.
Or you consider each choiceperson to be in their own particular reality in such a manner that they can't mess with yours and you can't mess with theirs, like I do.
>>46942162
Plate. As far as I know, there are more foods that could as well be (or can be made into) drinks than there are drinks that you can eat. For example, you could just order some ice and melt it if you want water.
>>46943409
You can't do godly acts if you're not a god. Doing godly acts automatically means that you are one, so you couldn't have done them.
to think a choice between free drink or free food could birth the worst cyoa thread ever
>>46943145
The only tards involved are the furries.
>>46943443
>You can't do godly acts if you're not a god.
Now that's a really subjective opinion m80.
A thousand years ago, being able to fly was considered a godly act, now we have airplanes.
>>46943483
Anon, look around you. Everyone is a tard.
>>46943485
>A thousand years ago, being able to fly was considered a godly act
Birds weren't really seen as gods m80, at least not if you didn't want to get cremated prehumously.
>>46943478
The worst part is that the people involved think they're being 'ironic' and 'fun', when everyone else just sees it as tedious.
>>46943539
wew lad, I know you hate it, that just adds to the fun. But I was doing it for the fun of it in the first place, not to accommodate your autism.
I want to make a (drunk) cyoa in a few hours.
About what?
Let's talk about waifus. Would you rather have a single mother waifu or a furry waifu? Does it make a difference whether the single mother was widowed or divorced? How about the skin colour of her kid?This is relevant for a cyoa I'm making.
>>46943684
also, is it bad taste to add a name/sign/something to the cyoa, to know who the author is?
>>46943539
It's time we face reality.
We've been supplanted by a new generation, we're the old stuck-ups of CYOA country now.
I'd move to /cyoa/ fulltime but that's so slower than /po/.
>>46943704
Nah. Just make it unobtrusive.
>>46943691
I'd rather have a CYOA that isn't about waifus. We already have so many waifu ones, especially recently, it's getting really boring.
>>46943724
We've run out of cyoas and production has slowed considerably. When I first discovered /cyoag/ like 2 years ago content was churned a lot faster and frankly they were better too.
This place is barely alive.
And no, telling me to start making cyoas and stop whining doesn't change that fact.
>>46943704
depends whether you've done several CYOAs before really
think it's mostly so that people know that guy A did CYOAs A, B and C
>>46943684
Make one about this.
>>46943724
>>46943780
You say that, but we've had at least one new CYOA every day, sometimes multiple. What's your justification for us having 'slowed down'?
>>46943704
If it's subtle, it's fine.
Beri puts a little b in the top right of most his CYOAs (look for them sometime), and a few CYOAAs put little "Made by Faggot, version X.XX" somewhere hidden.
>>46943751
>>46943684
Alcohol Waifus.
>>46943691
Short answer: it depends.
Long answer: off the top of my head, neither would be ideal first choice in a partner, so it all depends on auxiliary conditions. Are we compatible personality types? Is she hot? For the mom, what's the kid like? If divorced, why, and is he still around? If widowed, am I gonna be second fiddle to his memory? For the furry, what animal is she part? How human is she? Are furries considered normal, or at least her specifically?
>>46943780
I am actually working on an energy cyoa. Well, I say working, in reality I have other things I need to do first (such as figure out how to make it into an image file). Any thoughts or ideas will be appreciated, as long as they are not lewd. If you want me to post some of what I have so far, you have but to ask.
>>46943845
Geothermal.
>>46943819
Bourbon-chan best girl.
>>46943817
Well what happens if you don't count CYOA's you don't like?
Suddenly the amount shrinks a lot doesn't it?
>>46943861
>Not jello-shot-girl
>Not even vodka-tan
Pleb taste.
>>46943859
Have something similar (Heat), but thanks for the input.
>>46943845
Energy CYOA?
Kinetic energy beats psychic energy, nuclear energy beats force energy, pure energy is a virgin, but sugar energy probably wins in the end.
>>46943926
>vodka-tan
>going for the loli drink
Disgusting.
>>46943817
Have we? Most I see are waifu cyoas, perhaps a few a week, with barely any substance that have you make a single choice. Big cyoas featuring multiple pages worth of choices have become incredibly rare.
Ferrean is working on one it seems and look how people reacted to it. Maybe that's the reason they've become so rare.
>>46943684
Booze that gives you powers while you're drunk.
The bar keep will only pour you two more before he kicks you out for the night. These last two are magic though. After tonight, any time you get drunk, you'll have super powers based off of the two drinks you're about to have. What do you choose?
Shots give you purer, stronger powers. Mixed drinks give you weaker, but more diverse powers.
I.e. a shot of fireball let's you shoot plasma hot enough to melt anything. An Apple Pie (hard cider and fire ball) let's you make flames that can get up to 500 degrees only, but you can also summon warm, delicious baked goods.
>>46943926
>homemade moonshine-neechan
You know, for that tabboo taste.
Large scale/very long paged cyoas.
What is your opinion of them? What type of large scale cyoas exist? What defines large scale cyoas? What are some large scale cyoas?
>>46943885
Maybe, but that's not really a very good argument.
>>46943979
See above. Disliking waifu CYOAs is fine, it's your opinion, but you can't claim we slowed down or produce less content. By objective terms, we have not.
>>46943979
People only reacted negatively to Ferrean because of its fetish content. His last multi-page CYOA got lots of replies and positive discussion.
>>46943937
Hydroelectric?
>>46944021
Well, there is this one. Does it count?
>>46944021
I love them.
Most common seem to be character builders.
Examples are obvious, Stardust, Monster Hunter, you get the idea.
>>46944021
>What is your opinion of them?
Depends on the CYOA.
>What type of large scale cyoas exist?
I'm not sure what you mean by "type".
>What defines large scale cyoas?
Didn't you already define it by more-or-less equating large scale with large pagecount?
>What are some large scale cyoas?
Stardust, the latest Worm CYOA, and Monster Master or whatever its name was, to name a few.
>>46944077
There is both a hydro and plans for electric, but not both combined. The hydro is there on its own because another anon suggested it and I thought it was a good idea.
>>46944021
Necro. Stardust. Orion. Alice. Titanlands. Golden Horde. Vikings. Aztecs. Skelly gangrape. Dark Lord. Dark God. Overlord. Domain Master. Beastmaster. Pokemon Personified. Monstergirl Quest. Vampire King... To name a few.
They're great. If the choices are varied and the setting is interesting you're generally golden. The hard part is finding a setting that hasn't been milked to death.
>>46944137
Ah, okay. Ion?
>>46944192
I don't think I fully understand. Would you kindly explain further?
>>46944021
Someone said long pages?
Image version: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/43r0qdm4sm895/The_End_Approaches
>>46944192
>>46944216
This should be good
>>46944216
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ion_engine
Or can I just do this with regular electric?
>>46944021
>What is your opinion of them?
Like them.
>What type of large scale cyoas exist?
>What are some large scale cyoas?
Depends on your definition of large.
Magical Realm, Pokemon Personified, Titanlands, War of Ordion, MMO Deathgame CYOA, The Plains, Visual Novel CYOA, Banished Princess CYOA and all of those respectively, CYOA, God of Mortals, Space Refuge, the other popular space one, arguably Slut Life, Firearm CYOA, Islands, Traveler... to name a few.
>>46944137
Tide-powered?
Demon-powered?
Magic-powered?
Internal combustion?External combustion?
Sympathetically powered - being near active people charges you up?
Wind-up?
Double-A batteries?Salt-powered?
>>46944242
While it is certainly interesting, it does seem to be too similar to electricity.
>>46943780
>telling me to start making cyoas and stop whining doesn't change that fact.
But it does: You claim there's lack of content, a problem you can actually change.
Have you seriously been here two years and not contributed in a meaningful manner?
>>46943979
Why bother spend days/weeks making something big when a shitty waifu cyoa done in an hour can get as many responses?
>>46944362
Passion and love of creation? Anon, have you ever even made any big CYOA? If you have, have you bothered updating it and posting it to multiple threads? These are key to success.
>>46943724
The reason that there's nobody on /cyoa/ that annoys you is BECAUSE there's nobody there.
>>46944249
Tide is filed under water/hydro (both are the same, still working on the name). I was thinking about sources you can find in our current world, so no demon or magic sources I'm afraid. I was thinking about using food as a source; does that count as internal combustion? Another anon suggested wind up, and I might put it in. Electricity pretty much makes you a giant battery (though I am still working on it). External combustion is available in both the forms of solar radiation and heat. I had something similar to sympathy, but it just took the energy from others. Physical salt doesn't make that much sense from a conceptual stand point, though if by salt you mean the current slang definition, I might have a place for it.
>>46944384
yes
yes
no
I hate reposting my stuff, makes me feel like a whore
>>46944489
Only whores get lots of John's, anon. I'm sure I liked your CYOA, but not everyone is in every thread, every day. Hell sometimes I only finish a build after the thread has died, I'm sure others do the same. If you don't repost, you won't get a large audience with lots of attention and builds.
>>46944405
>I was thinking about using food as a source; does that count as internal combustion?
It's close enough you probably should only include one or the other. Internal combustion does include anything flammable, like coal or wood.
>Electricity pretty much makes you a giant battery (though I am still working on it).
That was ≥ 80% a joke option; I meant it along the lines of "You have a battery compartment, better get used to replacing it 50 times a day".
>Physical salt doesn't make that much sense from a conceptual stand point, though if by salt you mean the current slang definition, I might have a place for it.
Also a joke; there are actual ways to get power from salt (I think), but it was mostly about /cyoa/ being saturated in it.
>>46943805
Broken good's CYOA?
that would be a good waifu CYOA
>>46942162
Doesn't specify that they have ti exist in real life. Do you know how many elixirs of eternal youth, and immortality exist in fiction? I can just write a story in which there's a drink that gives you the powers of a god, and then use the chalice to drink it.
>>46944600
I need to know if you're serious before I decide how much I should laugh
Anon can't take a waifu masturbating to guys other than him.
>>46944549
Ah, I understand. Since I am feeling confident, I will post one of the options I have created and let you and others critique it.
Heat: Sources of heat now energize and empower you. Your body is now extremely resistant to heat (can withstand 100 C’ no problem). This extends to bodily overheating, allowing for longer periods of working. Being near heat sources will now energize you (should you live in an area where the average day temperature is 80 F’ and you don’t turn on the A/C, you would not need to sleep for the night. You also gain limited control over heat, able to melt objects with a touch and turn ice into steam within seconds (though this takes a lot of energy). Should you stay in environments too cold for you to gather energy from, your body will start to freeze solid, stiffening joints after 12 hours and freezing completely solid after 36. This will occur in any temperature below 50 F‘.
Thoughts?
>>46944617
That is what this thread had been doing for the first 50 or so replies.
>>46944640
We'd need to compare it to the others to say anything about its balance, but it seems decent.
You might want to go into more detail; would low temperatures only make you go into torpor, or would they start damaging you after a while?
Also, the specific times for freezing but vague temperature range is strange. Maybe say "At 50°F, your joints will become stiff in 12 hours, and will freeze solid a day after that. Every five degrees cooler halves this time."
>>46944848
Good idea, I should have made the range temperature a little less vague. As for comparison, I have another one here.
Water: The liquid of life now empowers you. You may now drink any water (muddy, salty, etc.) and drinking water will now give you more energy, to the point where 5 liters a day will remove the need for sleep entirely. You may now breathe underwater. Dip yourself into water can also energize you, though at a slower pace (12 hours completely submerged to replace a good night's sleep) though the rushing rapids will empower you faster (9-6 hours depending on the strength). While underwater, you may expend some energy for faster swimming and resistance to the pressures of the deep. Staying away from water for more than an hour will make you feel an incredible thirst, and 24 hours without water will kill you outright.
Some other important facts about the powers.
You become immune to any negative effects of your source of energy; No sunburns or cancer from solar, for instance.
You can put spare energy in a reserve to use for later, and the reserve will automatically take in excess energy you are not using.
When you are stuck away from your source of energy, you will start using up your reserve. Once it is drained, you will start feeling the weaknesses described in the power descriptions.
Thoughts?
>>46944634
>need to know if you're serious before I decide how much I should laugh
Dude is SUPER SERIOUS
>Anon can't take a waifu masturbating to guys other than him.
Why humilliate me? :'(
>>46944021
Depends on what you mean by large scale. I don't mind multi-page CYOAs although I think it's generally a sign of bloat. But the truly huge ones with multiple digits of pages are inherently shit.
>>46944395
Huh, those are actually some odd choices there.
I'm not sure who I'd pick from on the White Chi list, but it seems the whole thing hinges on which Black Chi things you can deal with.
1 is acceptable, though not what I'd want to feel. Could possibly be countered by the White Chi one that permanently improves your health making your 'weak' another person's 'in prime health'.
2 is workable, though inconvenient. the only a few hours is good.
3 is extremely acceptable, since that's my default state anyway.
4. Intercourse is right out, wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't addictive so you'll end up sleeping with her anyway.
5. Acceptable, and insomnia is manageable as well.
6. This one I'd actually take as a boon anyway, I have trouble being dominant and assertive because I empathize with people too much. Definitely taking her.
7. That sounds like a terrible time, so no.
8. similar to 7.
9. No thank you.
10. No way, this leaves you open to a lot of bad shit from the needy part of your harem.
11. Maybe, it would really depend on how stable my emotional responses are. Couple this with the gloomy outlook one and you might try and kill yourself.
12. Acceptable but not preferable
I can see me being able to take, at a maximum 6 Black Chi. 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 and maybe 12.
I'm thinking about creating a CYOA, what program is the best to create CYOAs?
>>46945384
>Drackback is that you won't want to have sex while hanging out with your cool friend
>Bad
>>46945615
Yeah, I always figured 9 was just put in as a gimme for people who wanted one White Chi Waifu.
>>46945447
Photoshop, Paint, Gimp, Word.
Anything can be used to create a cyoa. If you want advanced layout and what not use Photoshop/Gimp, simple layout used Paint.
>>46943124
With no answer, I will assume that they do.
>>46943684
The ideas were
>waifu
>waifu
>a copy of that one about going to a bar, but you only get the power when drunk
so I did this instead. Didn't get far.
There'll be a Rival/Ally (same girl, but they can be either, because I don't have enough non-porn art)
>>46944395
D/12
>>46942162
Plate, a lot of food I don't get is due to cost and prep. I'd eat much better with that.
>>46945800
I think I'll go with Gimp or photoshop
I think I've come up with a reasonable explanation behind a (gentle) Femdom aka "men and women are equals" CYOA
What should it include beyond waifus?
Consider this idea a spinoff from all the criminal waifu cyoas: Traumatized Waifu Support Program.
The waifus all suffer some form of trauma and it's your job to use the healing power of love to help one of them.
Ex;
>a waifu that was stranded on an uninhabited island and has trouble readjusting to society
>a waifu that was physically abused by her parents and has trust issues
>a waifu that was isolated from society by her parents and raised as a furry
>a waifu that joined the army and now suffers from PTSD
>a waifu that was sexually abused during a backalley robbery that spiraled out of control
>etc.
Yes? No?
>>46946080
Husbandos.
>>46946091
Could end up going either way in terms of quality. Either way, I'd always like to see some fresh OC.
>>46945887
> No Hawlucha
Dropped.
>>46946080
Husbandos. Why can't I be someone's mistress, or mommy?
>>46945887
>something something /ss/
Something something ye/ss/
>>46942162
Chalice of Drink. I like cooking and dining out, and the plate would probably make me feel like I was wasting time and money if I could just eat off of it instead.
I was considering making a waifu/husbando CYOA without pictures, with characters based on people I know in real life. The intent would be to see if people would take a waifu/husbando whose traits are completely realistic, without anything supernatural or outlandish to make them "worth it", if they got them for free, no strings attached.
I know it would cause an unholy shitstorm, as /cyoa/ frequently spergs out over getting a 10/10 loving waifu with supernatural powers who gives you immortality and vastly increased physical prowess just because she's stated to make demands of you once in a while, but as of late the thread has been this close to imploding and I'm starting to consider that it might not be the fun kind of shitstorm.
Do you want to see something like this, or is the thread at the limit as it is?
>>46945887
>Beedrill
>Frosslass
Exelent!
>>46946091
>a waifu that was sexually abused during a backalley robbery that spiraled out of control
Impure, brace for shitstorm
>>46942162
Chalice of Drank.
It would useful due to chronic fatigue and, while I enjoy cooking when I can, I dislike eating.
>>46946209
Do it, and don't worry about shitstorms. I'd rather see new content that a couple assholes scream about than threads full of the same stuff over and over forever.
>>46946080
powers and an complex house building system
>>46946209
Yes. Realistic waifus and husbandos are great. Maybe add some pictures though... like a doodle or the closest celebrity lookalike you can find? Completely blind pick is a bit strange because attractiveness is predominantly based physical attraction.
>>46946209
Just do what you think is fun.
>>46946209
I'd be interested. Just try to not engage anyone stirring shit up.
>>46946333
I can't draw, and celebrity lookalikes are insanely hard to do with real people because most Western celebs are famous because of their looks, which excludes a lot of different types of appearance.
Luckily, most of the inspiration sources are a firm 5/10 or 6/10, so it should be possible to describe their individual looks and then people can use their imagination.
>>46946121
Because that's gay as hell, and why'd men's treatment of men change because women are equal to men?
>>46946091
>a waifu that was sexually abused during a backalley robbery that spiraled out of control
Prepare for
>Something something used goods Ive never touched a real woman and never will REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>46946209
I would be interested in this.
>>46945887
>Adventurer
>Beedrill
>Gardevoir
Gardevoir uses Reflect, Wish, and maybe a Psychic or two, then Beedrill sweeps everything.
The fact that they both can Mega doesn't hurt.
Suggestions:
Gardevoir should be a haughty, high-class princessy type.
Use the phrase "Human-types" at least once.
See if you can't rustle up all the types at least once; Fire, Fighting, Rock, Steel, Grass, and Water are the ones you seem to be missing so far.
Don't just give all the backgrounds two pokemon; maybe give Rocket 3 of them and Police just one, or vice-versa.
Frosslass: Ice-type isn't capitalized.
Team Rocket: incognito is one word.
Adventurer: something entirely else -> something else entirely.
Ampharos: She wants to care care of all your needs
Dragonite: prefferential -> preferential
Frosslass: Oh, she couldn't
Other than that, really good job!
>>46945887
I want Absol and Beedrill but my typing will be garbage and I'll only have pATK. fuck my life. Do you plan on adding more pokemans?
>>46946101
Are you ever going to stop posting that?
>>46946545
It's not gay if I'm a woman, love. Now be a good boy and fetch mistress something to drink before you start on dinner. It's been an exhausting day at work today.
>>46946787
Are you ever going to make a CYOA with husbandos?
>>46946209
Another new concept is interesting, you definetly should try it. Shitstorms are alright, born in it, molded by it etc., just be prepared for it. But yeah, it could be wierd without pics, because looks are a part of the balance too, but you can try it who knows, it might work.
>>46946844
>husbandos
>on /waifu general/
>>46946080
>men and women are equals
>Femdom
So the writing is what matters most, right? 'cuz I'm garbage at image editing and like half of my pictures don't match. As long as I deliver good wives we're cool right? You won't lynch me?
>>46946980
Yeah sure.
>>46946980
> good wives
But you can be more then just that. Tell a story, do something unique.
>>46946980
Maybe you could do a collaboration with someone else who's good at artwork and stuff.
Writing does matter the most as to how much people like your CYOA, but graphic design matters more as to how many people will actually pay attention in the first place.
>>46946980
As long as the writing is good senpai.
>>46946980
Also practice, I've been doing this for a while, I started little more over a year ago on Pixlr, but now I can say I'm pretty competent.
>>46944395
Does the attention have to be roughly 1:1 in terms of acts - that is, would taking 9 (and never having sex with her) mean you'd never be able to get the effects of intercourse from any of your wives?
If not, then
>A, K, L
>5, 7, 9
Six women is pushing it for entirely mundane reasons (4chan and gfs), but it's still few enough that I can get full benefit from K's anti-aging effect.
I'd probably start out with only having sex (or nightlong cuddlefests) most days, rotating between girls. I'd put 7's night immediately after 5, so the two drawbacks would overlap.
>>46946980
This: >>46947029
Stop going for the low-hanging fruit. If writing is your only positive skill, use it to its fullest potential.
>>46946980
>>46947056
To elaborate, good graphic design isn't too much of a big deal; just get something that's not ugly.
>>46946844
Why in the world would I do something uterly unappealing to me and the majority of people here?
You want it, you make it.
>>46947164
That's a very mean mentality to have. Just for that the next waifu you pick will want an open relationship involving muscular black men. Such is my curse. Let it be done.
>>46946091
>a waifu that was sexually abused during a backalley robbery that spiraled out of control
Whatever you do, include this. Make sure as well that she's not a shrinking violet either. The rape was brutal, but she needs help with the PTSD & Agoraphobia not a pseudo-father to lead her by the nose. Add a dash of misandry as well, no 'but it's ok if it's you' caveats either. Not 'All men should die because they can't control their sexual urges'-tier you'd get from a feminist strawman, but more: 'I refuse to spend more time around men than I must.' That should rile up the 'muh broken & submissive waifu' crowd nicely. Plus it would be an interesting change of pace.
Go easy wrt the dependency issues as well, please.
>>46947346
It'd be interesting, that's for sure.
>>46946118
Post a picture of her by the same artist and she can be included, sure
>>46947346
This.
Fucking, do it.
I feel bad making a waifu cyoa because in practice those poor girls will be subjected to a bunch m'ladies against their will. I'd rather pair them up with handsome guys and give them a healthy relationship.
How do I get over this?
>>46947400
>>46946091
>>46947481
>>46947499
I just had an idea. To make it 'appealing,' what if this CYOA was about /you/ being the genie? Hear me out. Maybe after you stumbled upon a lamp, you got to pick three wishes which released the previously imprisoned genie. To escape with powers, you must use your wishes to 'heal' your chosen lamp rubber. In other words, you get to be the little girl but only if you help someone out with their own issues.
>>46947499
Clean up Anon into a dashing swashbuckler.
>>46947513
I'd play it.
>>46947513
Not entirely certain what you're saying, but a CYOA where you are a genie sounds cool. I mean there have been ones in the past that have had becoming a genie as an option, but one centered around becoming a genie would be new and fun.
>>46947566
I mean that it begins as a typical genie-CYOA where you pick 3/10 or so perks then drawbacks BUT then you get lamp'd. The genie was able to give you the powers because it had lived in the lamp for millenia and grew in power/knowledge etc. You didn't. It was kind enough, though, to leave you a doorway; to get the key, however, you must perform a genuinely good thing for someone else.
>>46947513
You have no idea how hard it is to grant wishes all day.
>>46945887
The police choice seems a little un-interesting compared to the other two. I'd love to see it when its done
>>46944634
>a waifu masturbating to guys other than him
Why leap to this? Pretty sure the masturbation scene in that game is directed at the protag.
>>46946091
That reminds me of that comic where two guys where making their OC waifu character and they kept and disabilities to it until it became a disabled, braindead mess.
>>46947527
>pick 11/10 waifu with a perfect personality
>wish granter looks you over and hands you a potion
>"trust me, anon, you'll need it"
>drink the potion
>you transform into a black thug
>your waifu falls in love with you at first sight
Would you be angry?
>>46946080
Give options to alter yourself and/or your waifu; changing sex/sexuality, personality, socioeconomic standing, etc. Don't go too wild with this, just offer enough to avoid shitstorms.
Make the waifus people - after you've written them up, see how interesting they'd be if you took away a few of their most important traits.
Make the waifus diverse. Even though this is an egalitarian world, women can still want to be submissive.
>>46947477
Who's the artist?
>>46947869
I'm not that anon,
but I would murder her.
In cold blood. While finding some way to destroy the wish granter once and for all.
>>46947334
>telling Anon to make the CYOA he wants is mean
Okay buddy
>>46947869
May I ask anon, why you have such an affiiliation with black guys? Do you want to be fucked by a black dude? Did a black dude cuck you or a family member?
>>46947869
I mean, I'd be confused, because that's pretty far from what my waifu canonically likes.
>>46948000
Why? You got the 11/10 waifu with the perfect personality other men can barely dream of. So what if you were turned into a black man with a thug look.
>>46947984
takeshima_(nia)
>>46947346
I don't think anyone would like this woman, hating raped goods or not. She seems pretty unlikeable.
How is she dependent on you if she hates men and won't spend time with you anyway? You crammed so many bad traits on they contradict.
>>46946091
All are fine but the rape.
>>46946209
Basing them off of people you know is creepy.
>>46948083
I think it's hilarious and if I weren't in over my head with several wips already I'd make it.
You know that cyoa with the witch and the girls, and the second page that reveals their magical complication? Heather the cowgirl was one. Now imagine that cyoa except the second page describes your new body, the one that will attract her physically and together with your emotional bond, seal the deal. I think it'd be lots of fun. Possibly infuriating.
>>46947869
What if you're already black?
>>46948242
Not OP, but presumably you'd get stereotypically jacked and have gang tattoos and dreadlocks/a bald head and stuff.
>>46948242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kga2soqvMF0
>>46948287
So, I get ripped for zero work? Man, that's not a sacrifice.
>>46947869
I'm pretty sure the guy who keeps talking about black men, the guy who keeps talking about waifus cucking you, and the guy who keeps whining that there are no husbando CYOAs are all the same person. He always loops back around to YOUR WAIFU IS GOING TO CHEAT ON YOU BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I WANT. I mean goddamn, is anyone else seeing this? Some dude is shitposting like a motherfucker.
>>46948201
You seem to be the only one who thinks so, at least. Anyway, I'm just using them as reference for what kinds of flaws and personalities to give them (and even if it was creepy, I know that everyone included would find it funny or at least completely fine).
Anyway, here it is. I realized I have a lot fewer close female friends than I thought, and I don't want to extrapolate on people I don't really know that well.
>>46948218
There was one sorta based on that; you picked which waifu you become and the box said who wished for you.
>>46948242
Then you become adouble, obviously.Tigger
>>46948119
>You got the 11/10 waifu with the perfect personality other men can barely dream of.
She wouldn't be really mine, though, wouldn't she?
She would just be in love with a person that's me but really is not me, it's just be a charade.
A relationship that is built on these smoke and mirrors will never last because soon the real you will get tired of pretending to be the black thug that is suppose to be the person she fell in love with.
As well as she not being your real ideal women for to be your ideal women she would have to be first your women.
In the end it's a pointless waste of time and in the midst of that frustration and doubt I would eventually murder her.
>>46947869
Yeah, I'd be pretty mad. I wouldn't have any photo IDs, because they all have a white dude's pictures on them. How am I going to get around? Or get a job? I can't even start from scratch because my social is linked to a white dude's picture. I'd be fucked. Plus, none of my friends or family members would recognize me. I'd basically be a living ghost.
Throw in a retroactive change (and retroactive adoption) and we'll talk.
>>46948377
Or her ideal is a black thug-looking guy who acts exactly like you do and has your exact set of hobbies, dreams, and ambitions.
>>46947869
Would it grant me the ability to slam and or jam?
Or play bass guitar?
>>46948323
>Crazy
>Fat
Is this seriously the only two choices you're giving us here? Damn, man. That's a let down.
I dunno about some of you but I can do better than this in real life.
>>46948218
That could work: pick the waifu, and get the body she is most attracted to (and keep it a mystery box)
>>46948377
See >>46948315
Some guy is trying to shit up the threads for some mysterious reason.
>>46948470
It'd work in the sense that it'd piss people off, but it wouldn't be high quality.
>>46948475
Okay that actually makes sense.
>>46948149
It's not that she doesn't want to spend time with you, she just doesn't want to be around men more than she has to.
Which is actually fairly common among rape victims.
The concept of the character would likely involve building up her self-esteem and self-worth. Encouraging her to open up and dealing with the fear, shame, guilt, and hopelessness she feels.
Sort of like dealing with actual rape victims.
Maybe it's also "waifu" as a term of endearment rather than as someone you want to fugg.
>>46948218
>You know that cyoa with the witch and the girls, and the second page that reveals their magical complication?
You mean the one that people really didn't like and shat up more than one thread? The one where multiple anons TRIED to tell the author that it was just a terrible idea that was horribly executed in this medium? And you want to make a CYOA inspired by that?
Like come on. If you're going to troll then just troll, don't keep asking shit like "Hey guys would you be mad if you got your perfect waifu but you turned into a stereotypical Jew, big nose and all, and you never spent money unless it was absolutely necessary?"
That's not even shitposting or trolling, because at least those have the potential to be funny. You're just being stupid.
>>46948529
I get that it's common, but you know what? That's why their relationships fall apart and they're insufferable people to be around.
Also if she's not your real life friend nobody is going to want to imagine making her feel better, anon. We do that for people we CARE about, and it's not fun. Thus it's not fun to think about.
>>46948436
Thanks for your feedback. You're teaching me a lot about the thread and the board, mainly that you're complaining about something that you're explicitly told you can refuse and that you're getting with no strings attached at all.
Even if you could get it in real life, the catch here is that there are no strings attached, no work involved and no potential problems aside from those listed unless you actively try to start them.
I'm not even trying to ad hominem you - I was honestly curious about how the board would react, and you didn't really surprise me.
>>46948613
I like the work. That's when you actually get to know the person and start to find them endearing and form an attachment,
>>46948377
>>46948149
She isn't, really. You're just there to help every now and then. That's the point.
TL:
>The little russian girl kissed me!
>And?
>She had a zit on/in her...(I don't know this word.)
>So?
>You don't understand, Schroeder.
>For years, I watched her from afar, transforming her from a person to an ideal and what sort of god has zits?
>Charlie...
>We met too late! Before, she would've been a person, not a charade!
>Char--No, be quiet, Schroeder! Play me something, Chopin. He died before I knew him, thus he's still magnificent.
>Play me something dark, perhaps my vain dreams will die.
>I let them die, remembering a dead dream is easier that bringing it to life.
> My god, it's good.
I was a bit loose there. Could I get feedback?
>>46948323
Maybe genderswap the dudes? I dunno, mate, two viable choices is kinda sad for a CYOA.
>>46948613
But it sounds like you've got your head up your ass, so I'm probably wasting my time.
>>46948635
I should change that to "no risk involved", then. No risk that anyone will get offended, start hating you or just friendzone you. You can imagine whatever interaction you want, but the catch is that it's a relationship that's guaranteed to start well and continue well.
That's far from a given in real life, no matter how good you are at talking to others.
>>46948655
Heres the orginal english
>>46948655
That's not fun to imagine. That's really the crux of it, at least if you're a psychologist you get paid, at least if they're your real friend you form an attachment. But this is game about imagination. I don't see why I'd want to imagine this, or do this.
>>46948697
The only thing you have to do to genderswap them is to do it in your head and note it. It's not cheating as long as it's fun.
And I'm glad you like my toxic attitude. I've worked long and hard on it, and there's more where it came from.
>>46948569
>Nobody
Well, there are healthcare professionals that specialize in providing care for rape victims so your argument kind of just falls flat right there.
>>46948726
Today I learned how difficult it is to translate things properly. Thanks for your post, it was very educational.
>>46948728
>I don't see why I'd want to imagine this, or do this.
Then don't? You're not everyone, though.
>>46948793
Yeah, but do they go home at night and play imagination games about it? No, they wake up, go to work, and get paid good money to walk them through it.
>>46948827
You can make it if you want, but don't expect to get a lot of builds. If you're doing this just because you want to experiment, know this. Experiments most often fail.
>>46948793
I think he meant that people who didn't get paid wouldn't be willing to work with rape victims. Admittedly I can understand why for some people avoiding even mildly nuanced depictions of rape-victims/counseling might be overwhelming. However purely for your argument, I feel like volunteers at rape-crisis centers would be better examples of who you were going for.
>>46948755
Look man, I actually kinda like what you're trying to do here but shit like
>And I'm glad you like my toxic attitude. I've worked long and hard on it, and there's more where it came from.
Is not gonna do you any favors.
>>46948793
You're right, people will do things for money. They might even have another reason that got them into it. That doesn't mean they enjoy it. You think if you call up the plumber he'll tell you how happy he is to swing by and crawl through filth? Maybe he'll be happy to bill you.
>>46948855
But why was teaching feeling, a game about making a traumatized twelve year old ex-slave girl whole again, so popular?
