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Nerv-MTL is currently holding a ceremony for its deceased personnel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzhB6atieaE
[Commander]
[...] and fight for a brighter tomorrow, one where Humanity can live freely and prosper.
Let's hold a minute of silence for our fallen colleagues.
>>46923998
;_;7
>>46923998
Give a crisp salute!
>>46923998
Good thing I'm coming in 3 pints ahead already. ;_;
[It seems like the Commander has been talking for hours and the hot weather makes it especially unbearable. Eventually the ceremony ends.]
>>46924075
See if we can find Rachel anywhere, check up on her? Ditto for all of our pilots
>>46924122
Seconded, also put priority on our new pilots.
>>46924122
>>46924138
Good day, Major.
I've been trying to reach Elizabeth to give her my condolences but she's surrounded by so many people. Phillip and David's sacrifice was hard for all of us it seems.
>>46924210
Good to see you're recovering alright. I'm not sure I can express my gratitude for what you've done enough. It took a lot of heart.
(OOC: How much of a timeskip was this)
>>46924210
It has been. Good to see you up and walking.
Do all CAGs have 9 lives?
Have you done another memorial wall to add the sweaty brit yet?
>inb4 he survived and snuck off to Tim Hortons when we wasn't looking
>>46924319
Dude he's talking to us right now.
Holy shit, that badass actually survived?
>>46924210
>>46924257
>>46924303
>>46924432
>>46924458
Guess I'll bump us down to five KIAs instead.
>>46924458
It could be another dream...
>>46924257
Who wouldn't have done this for such a good kid? We're there to protect them, I would have been a lousy CAG if she died there.
Speaking of Anna, were you able to see her? Ever since we came back from Vancouver the Science Division has her and they're not letting her see anyone. I hope she's okay.
>>46924303
The emergency landing wasn't that rough, it's the angel exploding who almost destroyed the VTOL. [He looks anxious] Rachel has been particularly in a bad mood lately, especially towards me. I guess she's mad that her aircraft took a beating.
>Do all CAGs have 9 lives?
[He laughs] I sure hope so.
>>46923872
Man this is a pretty early thread. People are still in school/work.
>>46924510
I'll advise the commander that what you did was 'above and beyond the call of duty'.
>>46924210
Based Husker survived!
>>46924510
That thing you faced in Vancouver attacked a lot differently than other Angels. I'll make an effort to get past the red tape today and make sure she knows you asked about her.
Rachel...I think she's just as frustrated if not more so that she's not the one able to watch over the kids. You did good out there, above and beyond.
>>46924510
I don't think that's why she's in a bad mood at all, trust me. I'll be sure to check on Anna, so you just worry about getting better.
>>46924651
[CAG]
Thank you. I won't hold my breath for a medal though, last I heard Rachel still hasn't had the one you promised her. [He smiles]
>>46924696
>>46924698
All right. I still have some people to see. Have a good day, Major.
[He shakes your hand and leaves. You then spot Florence, sitting alone in the front row.]
>>46924778
Hey Florence. How are you holding up? I know you came to us from Vancouver...
>>46924778
Go up to her. "Hey, how is everything?"
>>46924778
let's go talk to Florence
>>46924778
Her hometown was pretty much destroyed.
So she naturally she's distraught.
Do we have any idea on other KIAs?
Like was the science officer that was her caretaker in the blast? or just injured or what?
Oh god what about the pilot in the posessed EVA?
we should find out what she's all... twisted up about.At least Carl's fine?
>>46924874
>Like was the science officer that was her caretaker in the blast? or just injured or what?
Tanged
>Oh god what about the pilot in the posessed EVA?
Vaporized>At least Carl's fine?
Doubtful.
>>46924896
I think the pilot in the possessed EVA is actually ok.
>>46924918
I'd be really surprised butgratefulif that were the case. She as close to ground zero of the suicide blast as you can get.
>>46924918
I think that EVA was pretty much blown appart
>>46924864
>>46924859
>>46924852
>/tg/ in charge of consoling lone survivors
>>46924852
>>46924859
>>46924864
Oh, Hi...
I don't know how it's been holding up, Major. The loss of the Science Division director has impacted me more than what I expected.
I wouldn't say we were close, but she was always there, you know. Seeing her photo on the memorial is... It's hard to look at. [She looks away, you can see tears running down her cheeks.]
inb4 someone suggests headpatting.
>>46925063
No headpats, just sit with her and hold her shoulder like the pic.
"It's hard. I've lost a lot of people too. Every time you guys go out there, I'm worried you won't come back. Its alright to mourn for them. Once we stop crying for the dead, we stop caring about the living."
>>46925063
I know it's hard. But we've got to keep moving forward. Everyone needs time to grieve, but sometimes you feel like it's going to rip you apart from the inside out.
And you have to be able to face that, to deal with it, for everyone that couldn't make it this far.
>>46925063
I know you probably feel like you've lost everything, but, listen; you haven't. Montreal is still here. You still have us; the other pilots, me, even the staff, we all care about you.
>>46925063
I know I'm not the director, or very coherent at times, or subtle at all, but Im open if you ever want someone to talk to.
Profound idea of the day.
You know how the this is based on Evangelion, which is obsessed with sticking the souls of the dead in places they shouldn't be? You know how some of the characters is based on the Evangelion characters that was present during the arctic expedition, the epicenter of the greatest loss of human life? You know how one such characters' defining characteristics is that they have high functioning schizophrenia and having knowledge they shouldn't have access to? Just a thought.
>>46924510
OOC: I guess being based is a recruitment criteria for CAGs
>>46925309
>No, anon, you are the angels.
>>46925377
>Major is Tabris
fug
>>46925136
But we are losing so much people, are we even doing the right thing? All of this fighting...
Who will mourn me when I'll be the one with a photo on that memorial? All my friends are here, and they're constantly in danger.
>>46925178
I do feel like it's ripping me inside out. How can you cope with this? Being in an Evangelion Unit is so easy, I feel at home. This emotional stuff is a million time harder.
>>46925209
You're right... I care about all of you too.
Excuse me Major, I'm making a scene. [She dries her tears] I just need some time for myself, there's too many people here. It's making me uneasy.
>>46925245
Thank you. Here, this is my cellphone number. Don't freak out if I don't respond right away though, I always forget this phone at home.
>>46925453
>I always forget this phone at home.
Where is Florence even staying? She's 18; does that mean she has her own place?
>>46925453
>But we are losing so much people, are we even doing the right thing? All of this fighting...
>Who will mourn me when I'll be the one with a photo on that memorial?
It won't come to that, Florence. We were too late for Vancouver, but as long as I'm in command, no lives will be wasted protecting humanity's future. I'll be damned if I let everyone's sacrifices go to waste.
>>46925453
PS: Don't be afraid to cry, Florence. Its what people do when they're sad. If not here, then elsewhere.
[Florence]
>>46925587
...I'm happy you're there, Major.
I'll be going home now. You can call me too if you want.
[Rachel suddenly bump into you]
Ah! Major! Good!
There's a situation, follow me.
[She grabs your hand and take you through the crowd]
>>46925453
It's not a bad thing to cry. That's why we are here today. They were good people and they deserve your tears. Nobody will judge you. If you're modest, we can go somewhere else.
>>46925753
Great now what
>>46925753
A situation? Damn it, is it the new kid?
>>46925753
You know you can call me "Anon" right? Its not like I call you Captain. In any case, what's going on?
>>46925453
Florence, it's not a scene to cry at a memorial service.
It's always rough to deal with emotions. It's a lot easier to focus on a job at hand, believe me. But our emotions are what give us the drive to move forward and complete our tasks in the first place. It's kind of a chicken and egg situation.
People care about you, and I know your other pilots consider you their friend.
>>46925753
CAGs are masters at ninja'ing and surviving.
>>46925753
H-hey there... You're sure it can't wait the end of the service?
>>46925782
>>46925802
>>46925804
[She drags you farther into the park]
Maj- Anon. You've been my close confident ever since the supper at Elizabeth's. The one I know I can always depend on, no matter the situation.
I need your assistance in this time of need.
>>46926012
OK? What's the situation? Something about Anna?
>>46926012
We're listening.
>>46926012
Seth is here, isn't he?
>>46926039
>>46926012
Yes, all 20 of us...
>>46926012W-What are those white cloud
>>46926012
You're talking awfully strange. What's going on?
>>46926012>nb4, during, and after Husker husbanduing
>>46926035
No, but this is something we need to adress too after the service.
>>46926039
>>46926059
>>46926100
>>46926053
Worse. I've since my ex here searching for someone. We haven't talked to each other for 2 years and I certainly don't plan to today.
What do you say we leave and try to see Anna? They won't let me-
[You hear a voice]
Rachel? Are you running from me?
>>46926210
Who this guy be?
>>46926210
>my ex
Another one?
>*I've seen my ex
>>46926210
H-hey Ji-Eun! Long time no see r-right? I certainly wasn't runn-
>>46926290
This can only end badly.
>>46926290
>Make a step forward
>>46926290
I'm expecting some pretty spoopy GIFs from you in the future.
>>46926290
>animated
WHAT HAS NERV BRIDGE SIMULATOR DONE?
>>46926290IT MOOVE
>>46926290
I don't know how I feel about being used as a prop to ward off ex boyfriends.
but damn Rachel is cute.You draw, you run an awesome quest, and do conventional table top stuff with people, AND you animate? Is there anything you can't do OP?
>>46926290
No need to explain yourself, Rachel. I'm not here for you.
[She turns toward you]
A pleasure to meet you, Major. [She shakes your hand] I'm in charge of the RCAF 38th Fighter Squadron. We will be stationed here after what happened to Vancouver.
I know we're not supposed to come here until next week, but I wanted to introduce myself and participate in this memorial service.
>>46926459
No hard feelings I take it?
>>46926459
Its always a pleasure to meet new and interesting people. Thank you for coming.
>>46926459
The pleasure is all mine.
I'm sorry we weren't able to regroup with your forces during the battle of Vancouver. Thanks for coming today. You must have lost a lot of people too.
>>46926459
Thank you for showing up. Will you be working under NERV directly or in tangent under RCAF command?
>>46926459
What happened during the attack? We couldn't raise the base on the radio during the operation
>>46926459Wait, is this girl the alleged ex?
>mfw 4chan is fucked on my computer so no reaction images
feels bad man
>>46926766Could be a trap
>>46926780
i know that feel via work computer
>>46926766I'm halfway tempted to ask this to be aloud and in character because it fits the major so well
>>46926497
Of course not. I know how immature Rachel can be sometimes. I'm surprised she the acting CAG of Nerv-Mtl.
>>46926503
>>46926546
Yes, Vancouver is a heavy loss for all of us. We lost great minds and good friends, this is partly the reason why I'm here today.
>>46926567
Under you, actually. My F-23 unit will act under your command, just like Nerv-Montréal's YAGR or Tank units.
>>46926577
The last order we got was to take make an emergency take-off. Unfortunately we were attacked by the city's own Static Weapon Systems. One of our planes crashed into the comm. tower so we were effectively blind.
We were relieved to hear your victory over the Angel, Major, even if it came at a great cost.
>>46926459
>ex
>its another female pilot
Huh.
>>46926846
Well, looks like we Nerv Bridge Simulator Animated now.
>>46926846
Yes, the operation was a blow to everyone involved. We paid a steep price for victory, but the stakes were so high I can't be sure wether it was all worth it.
>>46926459
> I'm in charge of the RCAF 38th Fighter Squadron
>CAG's ex
FUCKING CALLED IT!
>>46820138
>>46926846
It's good to know someone made it out of that mess, and an additional air group is always a good thing. Welcome to Major Anon's wild ride.
>>46926846
Well im glad to hear it. Im sure it will be a pleasure working with you and,i hope to see you and your team doing great work in the future.
Now if you'll excuse us we have some children to hunt down.
>>46926902
Trust CAG to put em in the bag
>>46926846>that pose
Damn, that's fabulous as fuck.
Heh, if you think Rachel's immature then you're really gonna love me. She's the better half of us.
But really, welcome to the team. Look forward to working with you.
>>46926846It keep moving!
F23 are interceptors, right? How armed are those beast?
>>46926846
>>46926290
>all the sass in these animations
ooc-Thank you, based NERV-HQ.
>>46926846
ic-I'm glad you and most of your squad made it out.
Rachel being a bi slut only makes my metaphorical boner for her all the more gigantic.
>>46926976
We need Major doing JoJo poses now.
>all these animated portraits
>>46927028
Its coming full circle! Give it ten years and there will be a quest based on the anime based on the quest based on Evangelion! Its like the majestic salmon returning to where it came from!
>>46926902
Oh, you know how Asians are - you can't be sure until you stripped them.
And once you already got that far, why stop either way?
>>46926911
The Angel was defeated; I consider the mission successful.
>>46926930
>>46926976
>>46927006
I look forward working with Nerv-Mtl too. Let's see if all those rumors I heard were true.
>>46926989
Unlike your Yagrs, their role is not for CAS but for interception, air interdiction and escort. Our weapons consists of medium range and BVR missiles.
>>46926949
Of course, don't let me hold you from your obligations.
[She turns to Rachel]
Hello Rachel. I see you're still at it with your old antics.
A simple greeting would have done the job.
Goodbye Major. Rachel.
>>46927333
You'll definitely have fun. The truth is much worse then the rumors.
>>46927333
"It was a pleasure."
Turning to Rachel after Ji Eun leaves. "Well she's cute. Which one of you did the pursuing? I feel like I owe one of you a high-five."
>>46927333
What Rumors?
>>46927333
Alright, let's go see Anna.
Think he/she will get fleshed out, or make like Seth and barely get introduced before going out the window?
>>46927333
Damn, how do you even let a cute thing like that escape?
>>46927333
I will have our tech guys see if we can give you some special load - bakelite or whatsthenameofthedamnthing for AT disruption. Never hurts to have a bit of tactical variety.
>>46927434
>see if we can give you some special load
We can give her a special load alright
[Rachel stay silent until Ji-Eun leave]
...This was awkward.
Anyway, what do you want to do now? Try to reach Elizabeth or try to see Anna? I only got like two phone calls form her, and they were monitored 1 minute ones. I'm kind of worried.
>>46927393
She did. We should wait later for the high-five though, I looked immature enough for one day.
>>46927432
You know, asians.
>>46927503
Let's go see if we can get to Anna.
>>46927434
Here at NERV MTL we live or die on tactical versatility.
>>46927503
Let's go see Anna. I'll give you the high-five later. Not sure who I'm more jealous of at this point.
>>46927503
Let's try to see Anna.
>>46927546
Been doing a heck of a lot of the latter, lately.
>>46927597
Well we already passed our highest point.
We're on the downhill ride right now, Anon.
>>46927503
Rachel, one more thing. I don't mean to pry, personal stuff is personal and all, but... if I am to reinstall you as the active CAG, I need to be sure you will cooperate with the other forces smoothly. And seeing as Ji-Eun's wing is part of those forces now and you're not exactly on speaking terms with each other... makes me a little worried.
>>46927597
Nah, that was mostly Vancouver.
>>46927597
Nobody we care about died. We are fine.
>>46927503
Nothing wrong with a cutting the fool once in awhile. If i couldn't have a drink every now and again i would have gone mad years ago.
>>46927690
To be fair it seems like her exes are more people she fucked then ran away from to their confusion.
>>46927809
Yeah, senior pilots do a lot of that.
>>46927809
does that mean we'll need to slap a collar on her after we bang?
>>46927809
They could have been figure skating together for all I care.
>>46927902
Yes, very yes.
>>46927902
~commitment issues~
>>46927809
>wanted to waifu Rachel
>no, anon, you are the Rachel
>and then anon became Misato
>>46927949
Just be ready for the inevitable betrayal, anon.
Meanwhile, there's a perfectly good Christmas Cake on the bridge...
>>46927690
Oh you know me, Major. Once I'm in the cockpit there's only the mission. If there's any problem (there won't be) I'll be the first one to stop down.
And yeah, she doing the cold act now but she'll warm up eventually, I know her.
[You reach the Science Division ward in the Geofront. The corridors are emptier than usual since everyone is at the ceremonial service. Rachel suddenly stops.]
So... do you have any idea where they're holding her?
>>46928015
"No clue. Most people would probably be too circumspect to just ask somebody, but you know me."
Grab the first technician in our way. "Where is the Second Child?"
>>46928015
ask Ophelia for directions
>>46927902
Yes, this sounds good. This is what we shall do.
>>46928015
Let's check psychiatry lob firts.
>>46928015
You know, we might have been able to ask Elisabeth.
In a lower tone: What did you mean your calls were monitored?
>>46927902
Nope. Right before.
Just wanted to take a moment to say just how much I appreciate you, ceg. You a great QM.
>>46928015
>"Sic nos sic sacra tuemer"
And so we defend our sacred rights?
Did I miss this or have we not seen the emblem before.
>>46928043
H-hi Major, why aren't you at the cere-
The Second Child? She's in containment 32-B. You won't be able to access it though, it needs a pretty high Science Div. clearance.
>>46928156
[Rachel]
You know, you get a call and immediately there's a guy from Section-2 telling everything you say will be recorded and might be held against you if you ever talk about this to someone...
Well, shit. You don't count, right?
>>46928227
It's all over the place, how have you missed it?
>>46928248
Who have this clearance?
>>46928270
Wouldn't Elizabeth have it now since she's the head of Science now? Also where is the Child that was rescued?
>>46928248
Alright who do we know that has this clearance?
Please don't say Seth, we had enough awkwardness for one day.
>>46928248
Uh, no, of course I don't count.
Have you seen Elisabeth around? Is she still acting Science Division Director?
>>46928353
>>46928327
I don't know, I haven't seen her since the Vancouver operation.
>>46928270
>>46928351
Look Major I really don't feel like playing nice and going through the red tape. Let's brute-force this.
>>46928415
That's an attitude I can get behind. Let's go find her!
>>46928415
Brute force it is. Nothing can stop the Major and CAG train.
>>46928415
Right you are.
Let's go see Anna.
>>46928415
There's no way this is a bad idea.
ooc: Can't we ask Ophelia to open the door for us?
>>46928415
*Take a swig from our hipflask*
I'm ready.
>>46928415
>>46928541
kinky
>>46928541
>spellcheck underline
atrocious, seek penance
>>46928595
forgive me, senpai
i noticed only as i posted but will not delete and hold my shame for the world to see
>>46928641
The red underline is a clever metaphor about the redribbon.
[After a short trip through Nerv-MTL geofront's elevators and corridors, you reach the containment chambers. They are all empty, except the one Anna is in, which is guarded by lone guard]
[Rachel]
Wew, for a high security place, there sure was a lot of open doors and empty security stations. It's almost as if someone was opening all the doors for us.
Okay Major, how do we do this? With the two of us we can surely overpower him. Or I can talk to him if you want, use my ''womanly charms'' [She does air quotes as saying it, followed by a wink]
You could also talk to him yourself, maybe you could convince him.
>I'll get something to eat, I'll be right back.
>>46928737
"Rachel, I can only think of two or three people I want you using your womanly charms on, and that guy ain't one of them. I'm just gonna talk to him."
>>46928737
Ill talk to him, you stay back and provide back up incase shit goes south.
>>46928737
These are some weird ass looking containment cells. Let's talk with him first and see if can't convince him.
>>46928737
l'll try convincing him first, but the two of us can knock him out if he's too stubborn
>>46928737
> It's almost as if someone was opening all the doors for us.
Thanks, Ophelia.
>>46928785
>>46928795
>>46928945
[Rachel]
Alright. I'll be right behind you.
[Section-2 guard]
...Major? Are you authorized to be here?
>>46929350
I thought everybody was at the ceremony or was given time off. I was asked by Elizabeth to grab something from her office but I forgot where it was.
>>46929350
Yes...yes i am.
I mean come now why wouldn't i be.
>>46929350
And where's the kid we rescued from Vancouver? Is he safely secured cause he was not stable last I saw.
>>46929350
Do I look like I'm authorized to be here?
>>46929350
If I wasn't I wouldn't be here, so I obviously am, and If I'm here then I can be allowed inside, yes?
>>46929350
Yeah. You think all those restricted access doors on the way here just unlocked themselves or what?
>>46929350
Do you think I'd even be here if I wasn't authorized? Doors and checkpoints aren't just for show.
>>46929491
Actually
"No. All those restricted access doors on the way here just unlocked themselves."
might be better phrasing
>>46929549
Seconding this one.
>>46929549
Going with this.
Sarcastic confessions are always good.
>>46929423
>>46929452
>>46929454
>>46929491
>>46929528
I.. huh, You must be right. Still, I've got strict orders to let no one pass through here.
>>46929549
Okay, okay I got it. No need to be a smart-ass, Major.
>>46929441
I don't know. Last I heard he was in France with his family or something.
>>46929409
The provisional Science Director's office? You're 23 floors too low.
>>46929630
You'd think that they give us the kid that can pilot the giant robot as a backup pilot. Anyway can we at least talk to Anna through the intercom or whatever this room's got?
>>46929630
>>46929723
Unless the girl got irradiated or something and is now danger to be in the same room with, I'm seeing her in person.
And before you say that's what actually happened, know that I will come back anyway. In a hazmat.
>>46929630
How does she even eat if no one can pass? You sound really confused. For how many time were you here? I know we are short on manpower but you should really find a way to get some rest
>>46929863
>For how many time were you here
How long have you been here*Need to sleep, send help
You look really pale. Do you need something to eat?
>>46929863
Huh, I don't know. Was my shift supposed to end soon?
>>46929723
>>46929790
Alright, alright. Take my place for a second. I guess it's alright since you're the Head of Tactical Operations. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Just don't let anyone through, especially not that woman who's been winking at me and unbuttoning her uniform.
[He gives you his firearm and head for the exit]
>>46930057
You're a cool guy section 2 guy.maybe we can get a drink later?
>>46930057
Well that worked beautifully. And we've his gun plus our own gun. We are carrying our gun right?
>>46930057
Jesus Rachel, keep it in your pants for once.
>>46930057
...What? I was trying to help. Your conversation was going nowhere.
>>46930137
It clearly was since I now have 2 guns, and the guard left.
>>46930137
don't worry, i think you helped in your own special way.
>>46930134
Yeah, but we're still happy to see Rachel.
>>46930135
Technically speaking, she is keeping it in her pants. I'm pretty sure she would stop after taking her top off.
>>46930137
>Look at her command and control assets appreciatively.
>>46930218
dat C&C
>>46930218
or don't
it'd be nice to go one thread without dropping spaghetti everywhere
[You head into the corridor, and reach Anna's containment chamber. She is alone behind a thick glass window, in an empty room with only some monitoring equipment stacked next to her.]
[Rachel]
What the... Hey Anna! [She bangs on the window, visibly shaken.]
>>46930359
Oh my god Anna, what are they doing?!
>>46930359
Is she suspended or just standing there?
>>46930359
That metal contamination must be worse than we thought. Calm Rachel down before she sets off an alarm. and keep an eye on the time we have.
>>46930359
Is there anything to read on those equipement or is this only science gibberish?
You guys are being very trusting of someone who might turn out to be a spy.
>>46930562
Shut up Angel #8.
Shit what if we have to fight an Angel that operates like the Thing? EVA's would be useless.
>>46930562
Who? Rachel? For all her merits I'd wager she's too... impulsive to reliably keep a secret identity.
>>46930632
Unless that's just an act.
>>46930692
Nah, I'm all for Team Paranoia, but this just doesn't make sense.
If Rachel turns out to be a spy it won't be a twist, it would be an asspull. And I'm sure our GM overlord is better than that.
Also is there an enemy still? Didn't they just die in the Vancouver events?
>>46930692
If we can't trust her, we basically can't trust anybody. We can't manage to do everything by ourself without allies.
>>46930442
>She's sitting on a small chair.
>>46930554
>You recognize an Electrocardiography machine. The other two you have no idea.
[As Rachel call Anna through the window, you hear quick footsteps coming you way]
>>46930785
time to bailout to the hallway.
>>46930785
Confront them!
>>46930785
[to Rachel]Someone's coming.
Take a peek in the hallway.
>>46930785
Shut the door, put a chair under the handle.
>>46930785
Pull Rachel out first. Step outside.
>>46930834
>>46930826
>>46930803
>>46930980
[You take Rachel by the arm and head for the corridor. You find one man in a labcoat followed by two guards waiting for you outside.]
Major? My, I have to say I'm surprised. I had strange reports of abnormal MAGI activity so I went down to investigate, only to find our Head of Tactical Operations and CAG snooping.
I fear I may have to report this... behaviour to the Commander.
>>46931061
our science guy replacements just keep getting worse it seems
>>46931061
Ensuring the children are well is part of my job.
>>46931061
Oh the fuck are you
what the fuck is wrong with Anna
and WHY THE FUCK WASN'T I TOLD
>>46931061
"You call it snooping, I call it looking after my charges. Cant win this war without the Children. Their wellbeing is my first priority. So you're our new Head of Science, I presume?"
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>>46931139
Lets not be antagonistic to him, yet.
>>46931164
That is the smirk of an asshole.
>>46931061
You just arrived and you begin to threaten people?
Why my pilot is still not operationnal?
Do you think keeping the Head of tactical operations out of the loop is the best way to preserve mankind future?
>>46931164
NO FUCK THIS ASSHOLE, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE.
I mean god dammit why do they keep doing this. the kids are our responsibility if some science bullshit is happening to them we should be the first to know.
>>46931219
We do not need to be shouting. He who shouts first loses. We'll be basically trading cold barbs back and forth now.
Honestly, >>46931185 is right.
This guy is clearly an asshat.
>>46931061
MAGI huh? So we're using old pilots for your machines? Is the Commander behind this?
>>46931061
I can have you transferred to Coin squad, you Steve Buscemi looking motherfucker.
>>46931260
Holy shit don't say that. People have already died in NERV for less than that.
>>46931230
Yeah yeah your right. Heres only one way to deal with smug assholes.
Being an even smugger asshole.
>>46931061
I'm sorry to say, but this child is still within her guardian's protection and neither her nor myself, her acting major were briefed about what was being conducted here.
Now, I don't think the commander would like to see a formal inquiry sent to the board of directors following this gross failure of protocol.
Let's just say, you give us some answers, or we add another notch the commander's workload later this week on top of you reporting us. You know how he gets when he's given extra paperwork?
OOC: Just got out of the worst meeting of my life. Please tell me this is salvageable.
If we are actually saying any of this I think we may be royally fucked.
Rachel's not gonna react well to this.
>>46931328
We're an alcoholic schizophrenic who operates on a dice-based logic system. I think its pretty in-character.
>>46931347
also wirs meeting and the shitlord goes menacing on us, he fucks with us, we fuck with him
>>46931328
None of this will matter once the Tang™ heralds come.
>>46931396
I was waiting for his next volley of sarcasm to show him who he's dealing with.
Actually forget the sarcasm, shouldnt we just head directly to the commander to seek details.
Call him on the bluff. Why is a good pilot, soldier and compliant child hooked up to the MAGI system.
>>46931441
Now I'm just imagining that whenever anyone speaks to use we just respond with 10 different comebacks one after another, without them getting a word in.
>>46931302
But anon, there's a limit to how much smug one can contain. And unless you're anime girl those limits are pretty strict.
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>>46931146
Their well-being is my responsibility too, Major. Especially after one went through such an ordeal. She suffered a drastic mental contamination through direct Angel contact.
Be assured, Major, that she is treated with utmost care.
>>46931139
Now, now. Don't lose your nerve, I am not your enemy here. Until I am satisfied with her... recovery, she is to stay under my jurisdiction. Her caretaker was allowed to keep contact with her through telephone calls, even if it seems she wasn't satisfied with the arrangement.
>>46931260
My, what a wild imagination you have! Let me give you this one piece of advice: be a good Major and let us do our work. You clearly don't have the capacities to understand what we are doing here, and you just confirmed that it was I good initiative to keep you out of this.
>>46931201
>>46931327
Your pilot is in critical condition, Major. She will be returned to you once she is ''operational''. I find it peculiar that on my first week as the Director of the Science Division you come and antagonize me, even though I catch you red-handed, in my department.
I must tell you, I'm being very kind here; this information is classified.
Now, let these gentlemen escort you to where you belong. I'm sure you'll hear from the Commander in the near future.
>>46931260
OOC: the abnormal MAGI activity was Ophelia getting us in here.
>>46931567
Never anger the voices, you won't like what they come up with or what they can do.
>>46931327
>OOC: Just got out of the worst meeting of my life. Please tell me this is salvageable.
>>46931608
Don't tell him about the voices you twit.
>>46931567
If this is your idea of utmost care I can see why so many people had to die before they were willing to give you the job.
>>46931638
He already knows.
They all know.
>>46931567
Rest assured, I am will be leaving for now, but don't you dare keep me out of the loop again. These children as much of a responsibility to me as they are to Nerv.
And don't worry, the commander is going to have nice chat with me once the meeting comes around. This department has a lot of explaining to do.
Let's go Rachel, we've seen enough.
>>46931567
>You clearly don't have the capacities to understand what we are doing here,
You little shit, you're just asking to be put in a tank.
>>46931567
Ill trust you to do your job, so ill take my leave. Just know there will be consequences if any harm comes to my child.
OOC: We really should talk to the Commander, all this Classified bullshit is really pissing me off. like who the hell do they think we are CAG.
>>46931670
you think the guy in charge of killing the abominations hellbent on destroying humanity would have the highest level clearance.
>>46931699
>the guy in charge of the kids killing the abominations
>>46931567
Before threatening anyone next time, remember that contraty to those children, we are expandable assets.
You're the third director of the science division I see in less than a year. It seem there is some weird game of musical chairs going on at NERV and I'm pretty good at it.I'm not sure acting all smug with me is the best idea you had. FUCK I HATE THIS GUY
>>46931670
We should. At least, her primary caregiver and the Op Dir should be kept up to date with her treatment.
>>46931732
OOC: Yeah he's got that shit-eating grin you find in most hentai antagonists. I am kind of cringing at the fact that we need to leave Anna alone with this guy.
>>46931699
burocracy and hierachy in world defence organizations sucks ass, what else is new?
>>46931732
> we are expandable assets.
Yeah we gain water weight like freaking water buffalo.
>>46931760
He looks like a smug shit, but he hasn't shown any hostility towards the kid. He's actually being pretty cool about the whole thing.
>All this openly expressed anger.
Theres got to be a better way to do things. Like veiled barbs.
>>46931645
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>>46931661
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>>46931732
[You leave while saying those remarks, closely followed by the two guards. Once in the lobby Rachel finally talks]
FUCK
THAT
SMUG
MOTHERFUCKER
I am furious! The hell are they doing to Anna! This shit isn't right, I won't let it stand!
Come on Major, say something!
>>46931809
apart than i wanna beat his skull in? i smell orders straight from the top
time to james bond a bit, i say
>>46931809
"Lets go see the Commander."
>>46931809
Your shirt is still unbuttoned.
>>46931809
>Come on Major, say something!
I don't need to say anything. We're going over his head. Your shirt's still unbuttoned by the way.
>>46931809
time to go talk to Ophelia again. see if I can't get some info from her. let's go see Eileen 1 and 2 if their in the base.
>>46931809
Nice tits
>>46931809FUCKING TWIN-HEADED SHIT EXTRACTOR.
>>46931809
I share those sentiments as well, but I don't think there is much we can do now without getting into worse problems. I don't want to see anything happen to her either, but they could revoke your guardian status of her or worse if we continue snooping around like this.
Rachel, I know we both take risks here, but I think the best course of action is to keep our heads low. Don't worry, I am going to get to the bottom of this with the commander, so don't you dare think this me giving up.
For now though, I think it's best if we stop sticking out so much. In the meantime, we can drop by medical to see what exactly happened to Anna before they locked her in there.
>I wish we could do more though...
