>I cast Bane of Bala Ged, and give it haste via forerunner of slaughter.
>I swing.
What's your response, /tg/?
>>46880979
I exile two permanents I control and then accept the damage.
>>46880979
I tap two white land to float mana, exile the now tapped lands, then cast celestial flare with the floated mana.
>>46880979
in response to entering combat, I roll up brain in a jar to 3 and cast ruinous path off the trigger.
At end of main phase 1 I cast doom blade.
>>46880979
I try and find a less shitty thread.
I block with typhoid rats.
>>46880979
time stop
>>46880979
You don't get to cast Bane of Bala Ged, because I've got two untapped blue mana, that is now tapped.
>>46881397
>2 mana beats 7
How is this fair?
>>46881428
It's blue, it's not suppose to be fair.
>>46881428
The reason that counterspells cost less than the spells they counter is that they have no other impact. If Bane of Bala Ged is allowed to remain on the board, it has a much greater impact on the game than a counterspell, which cannot be a permanent or repeatedly interact with the game.
>>46881428
rock beats paper
Shoot two of my permanents before throwing them out of a plane.
>>46881842
TELL ME ABOUT PLAIN, WHY DOES HE PRODUCE WHITE MANA?
Well, first your beast gets lost in the fog, unable to find its target. After it returns to your camp, tired from the wandering, I cast vengeance upon it, embarassing the beast even further.I also gain two health points, thanks to Staff of the Wild- and Sun Magus.
>>46881896
Or perhaps it's wondering, why someone would tap a land, before throwing them into exile?
>>46881997
But what did you exile?
>>46880979
I have all the powerpuff girls out, so i block with gisela, killing your bane of bala ged
Dont sac anything because of old sidgarda
>>46882038
Sigarda doesn't apply, because Bane makes you exile things, not sacrifice.
What are you exiling?
>>46880979
I exile my scions, take the damage
Then I tron my own Bane of Bala Ged on my turn
>>46881999
LOTTA LOYALTY POINTS FOR A HIRED PLANESWALKER
>>46881397
>Ruining the already hilarious card with that shit.
triggered.
>Why are you still playing? I won like 7 turns ago.
>>46882063
Nothing. Orbs of warding gives me hexproof.
>>46882031
A pair of forests, not a big deal. Seriously, even though green decks have alot of ways to get more lands in the battlefield in a single turn, I always end up with massive amounts of them in less than five turns.
Either I'm bad at shuffling decks, or I'm unlucky as hell. For some reason I also end up getting cheaper cards as the game continues.
>>46880979
I ask him what the fuck he's doing in my house
>>46882117
Bane doesn't target. Orbs of Warding doesn't apply either.
I tricked you, i was you all along and you are now swinging at yourself
what is your response OP
>>46882176
Then I play a 2 mana instant to destroy bane of Baka he's before it attacks, since I can cast them at the end of main phase 1, due to the player whose turn it is having priority.
>>46881397
This is the only acceptable answer.
>>46882272
Bit late for that if you're blocking it with Gisela.
>>46882324
I blocked it before it attacked. It has super block.
>>46882254
Uncrop't version where?
>>46882272
>MP1
>not beginning of combat step
Top scrub
>>46882404
If he played 8 mana on one turn he probably has 0 left.
>>46882362
I get that you don't want to exile two permanents, but you really have to stop making shit up to try to get out of it. You said you were blocking with Gisela, so what are you exiling?
>>46882404
But he can say "But since I have priority I declare my attack first, exile two" and your timing strategy blew up in your face.
>>46882445
I exile my fist into your face followed by exiling my shoe up your ass.
>>46882465
>I move to combat
>In response to you moving to combat
>Doom Blade
>Oh okay
Stop it.
>>46882486
Exiling an arm and a leg instead of a pair of lands? Are you sure about that?
>>46882512
Oh shit, we're doing Theory: The Gathering now?
I already won. No matter what spell you cast, I've won already. It doesn't matter.
>>46882578
Yes. Since I'll be pissing on your corpse after you choke on your own deck of cards I shoved down your throat.
>>46882622
>>46882622
All because of a seven mana shitty uncommon?
Geeze, lighten up. It's a game. Exile two cards and then smash with your board of mythic angels
Now here's a question
Two bala geds swing at your face
What do you do?
>>46882687
Anon number >>46882622 sounds like someone who would flip the table if he was losing.
>>46882687
I can't. Orbs of warding protects me from abilities that target me. "Defending player" is targeting me so the artifact protects.
>>46882733
I cast snap caster Mage into damnation on the beginning of the upkeep.
>>46882741
No, it doesn't.
Only abilities that explicitly use the word "target" are targeting anything.
>>46882777
Well that's targeting me. You're racist because of it and I have the right to shoot you because of the Texas Stand your Ground law.
>>46882733
Take the hit, exile my lands, and than swing with two ulamog crusher's. If we're going to play with Eldrazi, than I'll show you real Eldrazi.
>>46882814
Nah man. Show him how it's done with double-sneak-attacking two emrakuls on the field.
>>46882777
Stop feeding the troll, he's just going to keep acting retarded.
>>46880979
I sacrifice Bane of Bala Ged and Forerunner of Slaughter.
>>46882814
OH YEAAAAAAAAH?
>>46882836
I'm only going to able to sneak in two Emrakuls if I have mirror gallery. Oh wait, I do. Muahahahahahaha!
>>46882078
He hired them at doubling season, you silly dumdum.
>>46882116
How does Belcher actually work? Do you somehow get to stack your library?
>>46882465
Here's the (you).
Or then you just are retarded and don't know how phases work.
>>46883141
He only has one land. If the first Charbelcher doesn't deal 20 damage he's probably drawn another one, cast it, and has enough mana to activate it after the first Charbelcher puts the revealed cards (including that one mountain) on the bottom of his deck.
>>46880979
In response to you declaring an attack, I fuse both.
>>46883141
if no land is revealed, it hits for the entire library. So you hit them for 40+ damage turn 1.
>>46883205
You'd need to do that before Bane is declared as an attacker - once it is, its ability is on the stack and it doesn't matter what you do to it.
Turn&Burning when you move to combat works, of course.
>>46883205
this is a legitimately great answer if we are in kitchen table mode.
if this was eternal, that bane would legit never see play cause lolcounter.
>>46883205
Uh, you don't get to bring two-sided cards
>ok, i take 1 and sac nothing
>>46883336
What's wrong with split cards?
>>46883446
They're not on the deck plan.
>>46883446
SOMEONE GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE.
>>46882733
There isn't a problem Krenko and Goblin Bombardment can't solve.
Block 'em, sac some spare gobbos, Mob Rule, then throw 'em back at you.
>>46880979
i trickbind the attack trigger, then flash in deceiver exarch on your end step tapping your last untapped land.
>>46883225
But doesn't Belcher require you to reveal a land to do the damage? Since it says "until you reveal a land card"
>>46880979
I call the judge for both resolving a trigger and moving to combat without waiting for my responses.
>>46884363
there is a single land in the deck
>>46884363
Nope, if it gets to the end of the library without revealing a land, it hits for 1 per card revealed.
The land is in because it's a source of mana that can be fetched out with Land Grant, or if we can't it guarantees double damage.
I cast Terminate during the preceding Main phase.
>>46884797
I noticed, the other anon is throwing me off.
Is he trying to troll?
>>46883336
that's not a two-sided card
>>46882116
Damn, nice deck anon.
>>46885841
The pic is ancient, like 7 years old at the very least.
I've found combo isn't really fun in my playgroup.
>>46885924
You mean four years old, at the oldest.
>>46886024
turns out the timestamp on the belcher pic is from 2005, so it's even worse than I remember.
>>46886067
Oh, the belcher pic. I thought you meant the lands, which is definitely within four years because of Thespian's Stage
>>46885924
combo is not very fun, period
My group goes full timmy mode every time we play so we all have a good time.
>>46886131
I moved to Pauper, and it seems to be the best option for my group.
Still have the Legacy shit for when I want to be a dick.
>>46883248
>>46881044
Why wouldn't you just cast it in response to the trigger? Same exact end result, but you don't run the risk of missclicking and going past beginning of combat.
I exile two of the clues I have on the field, bringing my total count down to 11, and use a human soldier token to block the incoming damage.
>>46880979
>You have activated my trap card
I don't know shit about MTG. Is this from MTG or was it Yu-Gi-Oh or Texas hold'em`? Did pokemon TCG have this?
I'm surprised no one has chosen to Stifle the trigger.
>>46890284
Okay, nvm I'm an idiot, that's what I get for just using ctrl+f
>>46880979
I'm pretty sure my turn three was better than yours.
>>46881997
Kangaroo Court is best Magic meta.
>>46889944
>missclicking
The reason I can't get into mtgo.
>>46880979
Exile two of my hundreds of Eldrazi on the board.
Hell, exile my own Bane of Bala Ged for the hell of it.
>>46882761
Snappy doesn't give flash.
Flash Stasis Snare before combat.
>>46889944
>playing MTG on a buggy piece of shit program
>>46882362
If it had a less stupid name, super-haste would be a pretty good mechanic
>>46891112
They printed it, but they pussied out on putting it on a creature.
>>46891112
I totally agree. It's basically just a Pact on a creature, anyway, and when you think about things like Last Chance it's super in color for red.
>>46883336
>>46883500
>>46883504
Goddamnit
I knew right where this was going as I read it. This site has ruined movies for me.
As for Bane of Bala Ged, I target it with Niveous Wisps while the FoS activated ability is on the stack. It's tapped, doesn't gain haste, and therefore can't swing.
>>46891608
Well, it DOES get haste. It's just tapped, and has haste.
Will there be any survivors in the plane after Bane swings?
>>46891743
Niveous Wisps turns it white so it stops being colorless and it can't be targeted by the ability and can't gain haste from it this turn as a result.
>>46891878
It's only two lands, or maybe one or two tokens.
>>46891878
If I take it's carapace off, would it die?
>>46891879
I forgot about the turning white part. They COULD, however, activate again if they really wanted a hasty tapped guy.
>>46880979
Exile two lands and take 7.
>>46891924
Sure they could. Seems like a lot of work though. Unless he's got a Cerulean Wisps. Seems like a waste of ten mana in one turn...
>>46880979
hold on to your nuts, partner, you gotta tell me before moving into combat
>>46880979
Exile 2 Elephant tokens.
Tap Kazandu Tuskcaller to create 2 more, block with both.
They trade.
I fucking love Elephant tribal.
>>46880979
Terror.
>>46893409
WHY WON'T YOU FAGGOTS JUST BUY DOOMBLADE!!!
>>46893491
And get fucked by regeneration? No thank you.
>>46894371
No one plays regen except ELVES. It's fine
>>46880979
Stifle, Unsummon.
>>46894534
Until someone plays Golgari Charm!
>>46881467
>cannot repeatedly interact
>implying
>>46899662
snapcaster get ye gone
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