The Fire Rises Edition
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Recently: You and Robin began your double battle against Robert, the fire master of the Elite Four.
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Badges: 9
In PC box:
Pokemon on you:
Nibbles (Tyrantrum) - KO'd
Devon (Houndoom)
Oberon (Garchomp)
Leviathan (Gyarados)
Vlad (Crobat) - Heavy damage, 2x Double Team
Destiny (Kingdra)
Not In Party:
Trunks (Trevenant)
Fel (Butterfree)
Zappy Dan (Magnezone)
Aria (Meloetta)
Raistlin (Alakazam)
>>46865519
Looks nice.
Let's do this.
Also, got ta start thinking about what other Pokemon Robert has in his roster. I bet he has a Volcanora, for example.
>>46865519
×2 roost
Time for butts!
>>46865519
>The Fire Rises Edition
Worry
>>46865616
If it's fire type, he probably has it
We need to take out his Torkoal as fast as possible when it comes in.
The crowd cheers at the slight break in the fighting. It’s not on purpose, it’s just that both your side and Robert’s have taken a few seconds of breather time to assess the situation.
Stealth Rock is in play on his side of the field. Both of his Pokemon are confused, but could snap out of it any second now. Vlad took a hard, nasty hit from Thunderbolt, and won’t survive a light attack, but he also has two uses of Double Team up, so hitting him will be a gamble.
You and Robin have been doing well so far, generally outwitting Robert with every move. But his overwhelming power is undeniable and any slip-up on your part could easily swing things back in his favor.
"They're staring each other down!"
“That’s right, Chip. It seems both sides are taking measure and planning their next move carefully.”
You look to Robin. She’s sweating. So are you, actually. “He’ll keep the heat up to wear on our Pokemon’s stamina and lower our concentration. The longer the match goes, the hotter it’ll get.” She takes a gulp of a water bottle and then hands it to you.
(continued)
>>46865946
Hah, not above dirty tricks himself even though he rags on them so much?
>>46865946
You take off your overshirt, leaving just a tank top. That’ll buy time, but this heat from his constant fire attacks will start wearing on your concentration before long.
At the same time, Robert’s Pokemon also tend to frontload on attacks and go all-out and are likely to be more vulnerable to damage as the match goes on as well. That’s the cost of his incredible offensive power.
Vlad can move twice in the speed it takes a normal Pokemon to move once. His moves aren’t quite as powerful, though.
Robin’s Dragonite takes the center front position, showing that she’ll likely go with a physical move.
>Wing Attack on Darmanitan, the fire/fighting Pokemon
>Bite Magmortar, go for the flinch chance
>Swift, keep your distance and don’t wear Vlad out
>Poison Fang, high chance to badly poison
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well
>U-Turn, get him out of there
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
>Cross Poison, good crit chance
>Double Team some more, evasion city
>Roost, get that health back
>Swap Pokemon
>Something else
[Robert’s used Pokemon so far:
Charizard - Heavily hurt - can’t survive coming into Stealth Rock
Darmanitan - Confused
Magmortar - Confused, light damage
Infernape - Out
Heatran? - Paralyzed, light damage]
>>46865987
>Roost, get that health back
We're double-double-teamed after all!
>>46865987
>Swift, keep your distance and don’t wear Vlad out
>Double Team some more, evasion city
Roost is tempting, but a physical attack could mean earthquake and we don't want to KO each other.
>>46865987
Roost, roost. Back to square one, but with evasion!
>>46865987
>Toxic
>Roost
Darmanitan
It's probably not earthquake, she wouldn't have to move forward to use that.
>>46865987
>Wing Attack on Darmanitan, the fire/fighting Pokemon
Making Kat remove het shirt from the heat? Guess Robert wants a fanservice fight for the crowd!
>>46865976
[Pretty much. He considers this more of a test of endurance and will to win thing, though. In his mind, it's more of a side-effect of his Pokemon's attacks anyway, so he might as well embrace it.]
>>46865987
>Roost, get that health back
Double healing all the way!
>>46865987
>Roost, get that health back
Might as well do it twice. He won't earthquake. It'll hit his own, won't hit Dragonite, and will only hit Vlad if we Roost. He's not tricky, he's going to keep hitting us with fire moves.
>>46866067
Humans are great at rationalization after all!
Also, cute.
>>46865987
>Roost, get that health back
Get full HP
>>46865987
>>Cross Poison, good crit chance
>>Roost, get that health back
We can do both, might as well
>>46866093
I believe the worry is ROBIN using Earthquake with her Dragonite - since both of our Pokemon are immune normally. That would look really stupid, haha.
Rolled 50 (1d100)
Rolling for striptease
>>46865987
>Roost, get that health back
>>46866142
Eh, she was there when we taught Vlad Roost, she's smart enough to know that it's the logical choice after that hit we took.
>>46866156
Average result, as would be expected since Kat has no time to focus on removing her shirt sexily yet is naturally attractive anyway.
>>46866178
Hopefully you're right, but I'm worried anyway.
>>46865519
How's your week, Gobble?
Rolled 87, 39 = 126 (2d100)
[Give me four dice rolls!]
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>46866311
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>46866311
>87
'ere we go lads
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>46866311
Cmon vlad be OP
>>46866311
damn, that 89 might be game over for Vlad.
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>46866311
DICE!
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>46866311
>Update
>>46866329
>>46866349
>>46866350
This is going to be one of those threads, isn't it?
>>46866353
nah Vlad is the first to go due to overwhelming speed advantage.
>>46866353
Ideally the 87 is aiming for Dragonite and the 39 means whichever one aimed for Vlad hurts itself in confusion instead.
>>46866358
Well, SOMEONE's competent I guess...
>>46866378
>>46866350
Hey i rolled ok.
>>46866392
Yeah, at least Robin's presumably doing well.
>>46866409
Won't deny that, but still under the first opposing roll. You can stay. The other two need to get their dice fixed.
>>46866458
It should be fine since Vlad is super fucking fast with double roost.
>>46866442
>turns out she used Earthquake after all
Wouldn't that be just our luck.
>>46865987
Roost, Double Team.
Vlad is the debuffer and Robin is the power right now.
>>46866629
>Robin is the power right now.Just like in bed!
“Roost!”
Vlad lands on a soft spot to rest for a moment. You can see an improvement in his health almost immediately. It continues to climb.
Robert’s Pokemon begin rushing.
“Darmanitan! Rollout! Magmortar, Thunderbolt!”
“Dragonite, Roo-no, Sky Drop on Magmortar!!”
Rollout rolls into Dragonite. It’s not a fancy hit, but it still hurts. Dragonite keeps flying at his target, though.
Magmortar manages to land another Thunderbolt on Vlad, zapping away the health he just regained. Still, if you hadn’t used Roost twice, he’d definitely be out. That thing can hit hard.
It’s smirk from managing to hit Vlad a second time vanishes as it’s swept up by Dragonite into the sky.
“Good job, Dragonite!”
Robin looks back to you apologetically. She was hoping to get Magmortar before it could hit Vlad. But for the next few precious seconds, it’ll be Vlad against Darmanitan. Vlad has the type advantage with that matchup.
>Wing Attack on Darmanitan, surefire damage
>Bite for a flinch
>Swift, keep your distance and don’t wear Vlad out
>Poison Fang, high chance to badly poison
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
>U-Turn, get him out of there
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
>Cross Poison, good crit chance
>Double Team some more, become unhittable
>Roost, get that health back again
>Try to improvise Gust at Magmortar. Gang up in the air
>Swap Pokemon
>Something else
>>46866901
Well shit.
>Wing Attack on Darmanitan, surefire damage
>>46866901
>>Bite for a flinch
>>46866901
Are they not confused?
>>46866944
Should be, last we heard of it.
>>46866901
T-wave, double team.
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
target magmortar as it is coming down
>>46866901
One of those two should have hurt itself in its confusion, Gobble. Also, >Toxic, Status Queen tactics
on both of them just to be safe.
>>46866901
>>Double Team some more, become unhittable
>>Roost, get that health back again
Let's do this for a couple of turns.
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Poison Fang, high chance to badly poison
Hopefully confusion will happen at some point.
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
>>46866901
>Confuse Ray, since they apparently snapped out
>Bite for a flinch
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Double Team some more, become unhittable
>>46866944
>>46866991
[You guys are right. Darmanitan is now retconned to have hurt itself in confusion]
>>46866927
I keep forgetting Vlad can go twice. Let's add a
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
Darm going down
>>46867045
Alright, Dragonite still going strong then!
>>46866901
>Roost, get that health back again
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
>>46867045
That's one cheeky Zorua...
>>46866901
>>46867038
>Roost, get that health back again
>Brave Bird. Will KO Vlad as well without Roost
>>46867045
I'm late, but Darmanitan isn't fighting type.
Standard is Fire, Zen Mode is Fire/Psychic. Can't really see Robert using it that way though.
Rolled 28 (1d100)
[Roll me some dice]
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>46867231
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>46867231
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>46867231
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>46867231
Cmon high roller
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>46867231
>>46867277
>>46867278
Oh baby
>>46867230
[Goddamnit you're right. Sorry.]
>>46867278
Just had to upstage me didn't you? Bastard.
>>46867278
>>46867231
Nice! Either Confusion or a miss, and a high power BraveBird!
>>46867230
D-did Gobble think that Darmanitan was fighting?
Christ gobble
>>46867317
>Gobble cannot into pokemon
You've been spending too much time with butts.
>>46867333
Don't bully Gobble, he has a hard life.
>>46867319
Sorry guy, but I had to. I see that my reign of Oberon crits still continue here.
>>46867317
Also don't forget Roost makes Vlad not a flying type for future thunderbolts.
>>46867359
Oh yeah, that too huh.
>>46867359
meaning that Vlad has a bit more hp than we think.
>>46867359
Yeah, that turn we double roosted should have been a neutral hit.
Remember, though, Vlad becomes flying again as sooneeded as he does anything other than roost. He only retains the change during the opponents move if he roots as his last action.
“Roost!”
Vlad lands on the ground again, regaining precious health.
“Fool!” Robert bellows. “Darmanitan, use Smack Down!” He points to Dragonite.
Darmanitan starts rushing forward.
“Vlad! Brave Bird!”
Vlad blows through the air at insane speed, sending out a shockwave. He strikes Darmanitan as it tries to leap into the air, making it’s jump turn into an ungraceful flop as it’s knocked out in mid-leap. It lands on it’s face.
Dragonite drops Magmortar to the ground, causing a respectable amount of damage. Magmortar is no longer confused, but he doesn’t have much left in him.
“Amazing, simply amazing. Crobat’s not just a fast status layer, but an impressively strong and precise attacker.”
“An unexpected revelation, Chip. There’s no shortage of surprises coming from Kat and Robin in this tournament.”
Try as you might, you can’t help get a little smug grin as you wipe the sweat from your forehead. Vlad zooms back and high-fives your open palm as you do so, earning a small warning from the referee about trainer contact. Not a big deal unless you get a few more.
Vlad looks like he’s down to about half-health after that attack thanks to the recoil, or maybe a little less. That’s better than you expected, though.
Robert glares. He throws out his next replacement Pokemon, Torkoal. It’s struck by Stealth Rock on entry.
(continued)
>>46867821
Dragonite glides back into position, ready to keep things going with Vlad.
You notice that both Pokemon are flapping wings just a tiny bit slower. The heat is brutal, even if he hasn't used a fire move just now, there’s still a decent but dissipating warmth coming from the area’s on the field his moves have struck.
You flap the underside of your shirt for some cool air.
>Wing Attack fly-by
>Bite for a flinch
>Swift, keep your distance and don’t wear Vlad out
>Poison Fang, high chance to badly poison
>Brave Bird. Lay on the hurt
>U-Turn, give Vlad a break
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
>Cross Poison, good crit chance
>Double Team some more, become unhittable
>Roost, get back to roughly full
>Swap Pokemon
>Something else
>>46867865
>>U-Turn, give Vlad a break
>>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
Oberon.
>>46867865
>Bite for a flinch
>Confuse Ray
Both on Torkoal, our rocks are staying up.
>>46867865
>Confuse Ray on Torkaol
>Cross Poison, good crit chance
Status and kill hopefully
>>46867821
>>Swift, keep your distance and don’t wear Vlad out
>Swift, Get that priority move to knock out magmortar
then continue to use
>Confuse Ray to make life living hell on Torkoal
>>46867865
Seconding >>46867908
No rapid spin today
>>46867865
>Wing Attack fly-by
on Magmortar
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
on Torkoal
>>46867865
>>46867908
Good point. Backing this
>>46867865
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
>Double Team some more, become unhittable
Toxic on torkoal, good defence will make it hard to wear it down using direct attacks, so might as well get started now using toxic
>>46867865
>Bite for a flinch
>Confuse Ray
Shut that Torkoal down NOW before it can get rid of the rocks.
>>46867911
The Cross poison is for Magmortar
>>46867865
>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
>Confuse Ray
Both on Torkoal
>>46867865
>>46867919
>>46867908
changing to this, our rocks are too important!
>>46867865
>>46867908
Supporting, let's try and wreck his plans.
>>46867865
>Bite for a flinch
>Confuse Ray
>>46867977
Wouldn't astonish have a better flinch rate?
>>46868059
Has Vlad ever used Astonish? It would make sense for him to know it, but I don't think we've ever used it.
when the heat gets to be about unbearable we are going to have to U-Turn into Destiny and Rain Dance.
>>46868097
For sure.
>>46867865
>>U-Turn, give Vlad a break
>>Toxic, Status Queen tactics
Let's send in Oberon.
Or, if U-turn passes on status buffs, Destiny.
Then we can be absolute dicks with evasion out the arse and Rain Dance.
>>46867865
Like I said here,>>46868059 astonish has a much higher flinch rate.
I vote Astonish confuse ray. On torkoal.
>>46868059
both 30%
Rolled 20, 39 = 59 (2d100)
[Gimme them rolls]
>>46868094
Could swear he had, not one of his listed moves though.
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>46868156
Praise Confusion
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>46868156
BOOYAH
Rolled 74 (1d100)
>>46868156
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>46868156
Rolls You Say
>>46868187
Thank fuck.
>>46868120
It doesn't only baton pass does.
>>46868220
One day, I'll remember how to roll properly.
>>46868156
man Robert is having a bad day!
>>46868175
[I swear I remember that too. Since it's something he learns naturally, I'm going to just add it in]
>>46868237
We need to teach Vlad Baton Pass then.
Okay, Torkoal got hit by confusion, but we didn't get the flinch. If Magmortar was aiming at Vlad then he is out if Dragonite didn't take him out first
>>46868243
Too kind!
Don't fuck this up while I sleep anons. We better beat up Robert (figuratively).
>>46868266
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING! I like this idea!
>>46868289
nah vlad will just about hold on even if he is hit.
>>46868289
I'm pretty sure Dragonite is faster though, plus Robin rolled better.
>>46868364
yeah dragonite is faster than magmortar
>>46868313
Also, when we get to fighting Violet, we need Trunks:
Mean Look and Destiny Bond ought to take care of Mewtwo.
>>46868409
It would be totally boss if we debuted sparkle cannon right on to mewtwo in the champion battle.
>>46868499
We'd better do what that one anon suggested and teach Dan to Lock On when he's sent out then.
Important question: When's Robin taking her shirt off, too?
Serious important question: What do you guys think the rest of Robert's team looks like? One Anon suggested he probably has Volcarona, and I think that's a pretty safe bet.
Other than that, I'm guessing he's got a Talonflame for speed, and come to think of it, he's probably also got a Houndoom. Devon might have some competition.
>>46868755
I'm guessing a Pyroar, Blaziken or Emboar, Rapidash, Heatran and Possibly Delphox.
I dunno, but fully half his team could be fire starters, given that this is 12 vs 12.
>>46868828
>Heatran
I meant that weird armadillo thing from Gen V you caught on Victory Road.
>>46868864
Heatmor?
>>46868897
That's the one.
“Vlad! Confuse Ray and Bite!” You point at Torkoal.
“Rapid Spin!” Robert yells out, exactly like you’d expect.
Vlad launches a Confuse Ray like a torpedo as he latches on, biting Torkoal on the neck.
Torkoal flinches. Even if it didn’t, you suspect it’d be too confused to do anything. It flails weakly, unable to really tell what’s going on.
“RAAHH!” He smashes the small podium on his side of the arena, clearly damaging it. He’s given a warning card. When he glares at the referee, the ref flinches. “Magmortar! Finish that damned pest once and for all!”
Magmortar takes aim and fires another Thunderbolt. But this time, it hits one of the double-team versions of Vlad instead, missing the real one.
Dragonite comes in with a spin and slams Magmortar with an Aqua Tail. It’s another respectable strike, and enough to knock it out.
“Pokemon after Pokemon on Robert’s side is going down! What a battle!”
“That’s right, Chip. One can’t help but-”
Robert glares at the announcer box.
“...but assume it’s all going according to Robert’s plan.”
He looks even angrier at that statement. He turns his attention back to the fight. “Magmortar. Return!” He quickly retrieves the knocked-out Pokemon and sends in Heatran again. “No more games! This circus ends-”
Stealth Rock smashes into Heatran, cutting him off. You swear you can see a vein popping from all the way where you are.
(continued)
>>46868864
>>46868897
>>46868912
Ah gen 5, it had some of the best and the most forgettable designs out of all the generations.
>>46868939
Wow, we're getting to him even more than I thought.
>>46868939
Fuck dude, he's going to get a heart attack at this rate. That'd be a way to end a match.
>>46868939
pppfffftttt hahahahaha
>>46868939
“I’ll handle Torkoal with Sky Drop to keep it from using Rapid Spin,” Robin tells you. “Unless you have a different idea.” She doesn't seem to like the idea of fighting Torkoal. You remember her telling you how she and it are good friends.
Even if she uses Sky-Drop on it, Vlad could hit it before then. Or you could focus on Heatran with your non-poison moves.
>Repeat the same thing on Torkoal, just to be safe
>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
>Wing Attack fly-by
>Bite
>Swift
>Poison Fang Torkoal, high chance to badly poison
>Brave Bird, it won’t be very effective, but it’s still strong
>U-Turn, give Vlad a break
>Toxic Torkoal
>Cross Poison Torkoal, good crit chance
>Double Team some more, become unhittable
>Roost, rest up
>Confuse Ray
>Astonish
>Swap Pokemon
>Something else
>>46868961
Wow, it looks like his heat ran too high!
>>46869025
Anon...
>>46869016
>>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
>>46869016
>>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
Let's go.
>>46869016
>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
>>46869016
>Double Team some more, become unhittable
>Roost, rest up
I kinda want Vlad out for the entire match simply so that his smug smile is given the camera time he deserves.
>>46869016
>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
Dark is normal against steel now, so its our best attack probably.
>>46869016
>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
>>46869016
Toxic on Heatran as well as Confuse Ray.
>>46869016
>>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
>>46869016
>Confuse Ray Heatran instead
then go on to
>Roost, rest up
to heal up!
>>46869064
Steel is immune to poison type
>>46868939
There's something really satisfying about how much we're getting to him. Give that bat a massage after the fight!
>>46869016
>U-Turn, give Vlad a break
Just in case. If Robert gets a lucky hit and finishes Vlad off, that could allow him to get his temper back in order. Losing his chance at taking Vlad out is just going to make him more and more angry. Vlad's done some serious work. He deserves a rest.
>>46869016
>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
>>46869016
>Confuse Ray
>Astonish
Both on Heatran, it's already paralyzed but I want to shut that fucker DOWN.
>>46869016
>Bite/Confuse Ray Heatran instead
No sense using Toxic. We don't want Torkoal alive long enough for it to matter, and Heatran is already paralyzed.
>>46869064
Steel type, can't be poisoned
>>46869016
>Confuse Ray
>Double Team
I forgot, does he look like a Flame Body? We might not want to melee at the moment.
>>46868556
That was me.
>>46869081
Fuck. I forgot about that.
I thought Heatran was Rock\Fire though.
>>46869064
Changing my vote to Confuse Ray\U-turn on Heatran then.
And let's send in Oberon.
Rolled 54, 44 = 98 (2d100)
[Roll those dice!
Pic is the exact opposite of how Robert feels right now.You're forcing his trump card.
]
U Turn would drop the time spent double teaming.
Plus, Roberts starting to lose it, if he focuses on Vlad enough, he keeps forgetting about Robin and her Dragonite.
We need to be more annoying.
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>46869240
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>46869240
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>46869240
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>46869240
CMOON roll high
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>46869240
i can't wait for his trump to get beaten into a stump.
>>46869240
Let's hurt the tits off of him.
>>46869258
Ooooh damn
>>46869258
>>46869266
ULTIMATE TAG TEAM
>>46869258
>>46869266
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>46869258
Oh.
Sorry Robert!
>>46869258
... Vlad is a BEAST!
>>46869266
and so is dragonite!
the very best!
>>46869258
>>46869266
THIS IS MADNESS
>>46869258
>>46869266
Round of applause everyone.
>>46869266
>>46869258
>>46869258
>>46869266
Welp, Robin's getting laid tonight.
>>46869258
>>46869266
Someone get Robert a doctor before he has a heart-attack.
>>46869258
>>46869266
>>46869312
Like Robin wasn't getting laid otherwise.
>>46869258
>>46869266
W-what the fuck? What the actual fuck
>>46869324
Robin is too busy getting laid to masturbate!
>>46869312
Kat definitely deserves to get laid tonight. And Robin definitely deserves to get laid tonight.Guess Claire will be busy!
>>46869348
Heh I get that reference
>>46869258
>>46869266
PoorGobble, who has to think up a way to combine these two 100 rolls.
>>46869258
>>46869266
AHAHAHAHAHA get fucked Robert
>>46869404
Guess that's what happens when you're a sore loser.
I guess he'll be delicately applying pawpaw cream to his anus after today's match.
>>46869240
>spoiler
Yeah about that.
>>46869258
>>46869266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI
Nice watch, Robert. Too bad you won't be able to read it once I break it; your face, that is.
We better kiss Robin once the fight is over after this performance. Not even to rub his face in it, but because it's only right.
>>46869258
>>46869266
>>46869455
We better do a JoJo pose with Robin during this tag team!
>>46869561
Nothing would make me happier right now.
Gobble is kill
>>46869866
After those hundreds, I believe it.
>>46869882
he's busy searching for a lewd picture to accurately match the double 100's.
>>46869866
Robert is kill.
>>46869906
He's having a training montage in the mountains to get ready for a post about two 100 rolls.
>>46869866
[sorry, writing. That was very unexpected]
>>46869910
Probably more accurate, to be honest.
>>46869928
Down best Champion! Down girl
>>46869928
>Robin flashing... her mom.
>>46869928
I'll bet.
Nice pic by the way.
>>46869916
Gobble is trying to find something words to express the sheer rage that Robert is feeling right now.
He is going to practically be a salt elemental by the time the turn is through.
>>46869987
>salt elemental
Someone stat that.
Then use it in a game.
Recount the tale for our edification.
>>46870017
Look up Tale of an Industrious Rogue on 1d4chan. The players used salt elementals to begin an empire.
>>46870060
I'll do that after this.
I want to see an E4 trainer's heart explode into a Bloodthirster from sheer frothing RAEG!
>>46870060
Honestly, the word "empire" doesn't even begin to do those psychos justice, start with "superpower" and you're on the right track.
“Torkoal! You will do as you’ve been trained and Rapid Spin! And Heatran, use Nova Cleanse!”
Heatran looks back at Robert, unsure.
Robert stomps his foot, making a small crack in his platform. “I don’t care about that! Use it!”
You don’t know what that Nova Cleanse move is, but if it’s a move that even Robert would hesitate to use before, it doesn’t sound good.
“Vlad! Confuse Ray and Bite on Heatran!”
“Dragonite! Sky Drop!”
What you witness unfold is a beautiful example of art in motion.
Vlad lands a Confuse Ray in Heatran’s eye and enraging it. It looks just like Robert.
Vlad and Dragonine fly at their opponents. The uneven heat in the air causes them to rise and fall, but they ride it gracefully, confusing Heatran and Torkoal even further.
Despite the confusion, the metal oval part on Heatran’s head begins to open up, but Vlad clamps down on it with Bite. From it’s body language, it’s easy to tell that that’s where it’s next attack is going to originate from.
Heatran’s attack is stuck going off inside it’s own body. Vlad holds his Bite down tight, refusing to let it get out. Heatran glows red, and the ground below it begins to smolder and melt.
“It doesn't matter!” Robert yells. A tinge of desperation in his booming voice. “Nova Cleanse doesn't need to be aimed! Ha. Ahahaha!”
Vlad keeps holding it, stopping that unholy plasma from escaping. It’s fangs remain embedded in the solid steel of Heatran’s head. Poison slobber falls from his open mouth and onto Heatran, instantly vaporizing. But Vlad holds on.
Robin’s Dragonite picks up Torkoal and takes off.
(continued)
>>46870275
Fucking hell, Robert is going mad. Violet is going to have words with him.
>>46870275
Oh god, he's gone completely round the bend hasn't he
>>46870275
Vlad is a badass.
>>46870275
This is nice, I like this. I want to see Robert angry more.
>>46870275
Match called, Robert thrown out of League?
>>46870374
Given that he already got a warning and is only getting worse, it's entirely possible.
>>46870429
Considering I've got a funny feeling that it sounds like Heatran is about to melt itself, I'd put money on it.
>>46870275
Vlad struggles and fights, holding Nova Cleanse back. Heatran begins sinking into the ground, deeper and deeper as everything below it melts. Whatever that move is, it’s easily the strongest you've ever seen.
And Vlad continues not to yield. Heatran glares up at the pest on it’s head and redoubles its efforts. You feel the heat from here. You see steam shooting from it and the dirt take on a shimmer from the sandy parts melting.
And Vlad holds it anyway.
Heatran’s eyes roll up, and it passes out in it’s own ground-melted pit of formerly solid ground. Vlad holds it until he’s sure the struggle is over, then he relents and flies off, adjusting it’s sore jaw muscles.
You look to Dragonite. It gently placed down Torkoal in an out-of-bounds area. Robin’s success didn't lie in doing incredible damage, but managing to lift and leave Torkoal out of the fight without Dragonite getting hurt in the process. A referee waves a flag about Torkoal being out of bounds, and it’s unable to run back to the battle area in time.
Robert isn't enraged, or smashing things, or trying to melt anyone with his gaze. He looks like his entire world just fell apart. You didn't beat his strongest Pokemon using its strongest move with a trick. You beat it in a direct contest of strength and willpower.
He falls to his knees, defeated.
The cheering is overpowering. The announcers are jumping. The hype in the arena right now is incredible. But Robert is staring off at nothing. He retrieves both Pokemon without looking.
Time passes. The audience is still going nuts, but the referees are beginning to press Robert to take out his next Pokemon, or at least respond to them in some way.
He weakly begins to raise his hand to motion to the referee.
He’s surrendering!
>Try to talk him out of it
>Let him
>Something else
>>46870450
>Let him
>>46870450
>Let him
>>46870450
>Let him
You have to reach rock bottom before you can start to climb back. This is his rock bottom, let him be.
>>46870450
>Let him
>>46870450
>>Something else
This fight isn't over yet! All your talk is about fighting and struggling and your gonna give up just like that?
>>46870450
>>Try to talk him out of it
Dude's pussying out? That's an insult to the rest of his pokemon
>>46870450
>>46870275
Wait I'm confused, how is Vlad's mouth not evaporated?
>>46870450
>Try to talk him out of it
He's gotta be as strong as he wants his pokemon to be.
>>46870450
>Let him
>>46870515
Poison coolant, shut up.
>>46870515
He made his guts save.
>>46870450
>>Try to talk him out of it
This is our chance to win him over
Don't let this fight end until it it's over
>>46870450
>Something else
"You sure?"
>>46870450
>Let him
It's safe to say that he's realized how wrong he was to doubt us, and especially how wrong he was to doubt Robin. Hopefully he and Robin can make up once he's had some time to pick himself back up.
Did we break him? I think we just broke him.
>>46870450
>>Try to talk him out of it
>>46870450
>Let him
Just let him work it out later
>>46870450
>Let him
I'd say to see what Robin thinks, but don't really have time for that sadly.
Remember that Zubat starter idea? I think it's going to take off like a rocket after this gets out.
[looks divided. Let's be sure with a quote-only vote.
Will you attempt to talk him out of it, or leave him alone?
Remember, only exact quotes count.
]
>talk
>leave
>>46870450
>Start fingerbanging Robin on the stage infront of everyone.
>>46870615
>leave
So does anyone else see Vlad as Jetstream Sam?
>>46870615
>leave
>>46870615
>talk
>>46870615
>talk
>>46870615
>leave
>>46870615
>leave
>>46870450
>Let him
>>46870615
>leave
>>46870615
>talk
>>46870615
>talk
>>46870615
>talk
>>46870615
>talk
>>46870615
>leave
