>You meet the High Elven Lord, everyone roll perception
>...They're beautiful, as if carved in ivory by the gods themselves
>In one hand is a golden staff, the symbol of their office
>The other is free, but rests on the hilt of an unadorned saber
>They welcome you and thank you for your service
>And you notice the uncomfortable darting of eyes and shifting of feet
>...among each other. You suddenly know what it feels like to be a rat on a sinking ship
>None of you have any idea what gender the lord is
What now Mr. Charisma Man?
>>46833579
okay, that greentext was reasonably entertaining.
>>46833579
Oh god, I didn't blow up that image enough to see the round ears.
>>46833579
"You meant roll Initiative, right? Because that golden staff looks like some sweet loot to me, and I've also been needing a new sword, soo..."
>>46833579
Ask "Who the fuck are you?"
I'd know. Believe me, I'd know.
>>46833604
No, it's as retarded as you are.
>>46833579
You mean someone didn't ask the valet what the appropriate title for this person was? Man, we really dropped the ball on this one.
>>46833579
Use a number of gender-neutral terms of exaltation and respect, then ask later in private.And don't mind either way.
>>46833674
>Implying a party would ever think to do that
>Implying elven titles care about the gender of the person holding them
>Implying you can't be the Earl of Bumshire and the Duchess of Knifelick Isles at the same time
>>46833707
It's usually good form to ask, otherwise you'll end up with one guy who opens the conversation with "Sup bitch?"
>>46833704
It's not gay if it's an elf.
>>46833737
What's it like playing a game with players who actually know how to Roleplay?
>>46833751
>unfunny memester
Please die already.
>>46833707
You literally can't unless you're a stupid antiquarian who thinks switching duchess of Normandy to duke cancels out the treaty of Picquigny
>>46833579
Call xir "your Highness"
>>46833769
Pretty fun.
>>46833579
"Your Majesty" seems the appropriate title for the occasion.
>>46833798
explain further
>>46833579
I consult my Nigra Dicitionary from /pol/ Publishing Ltd.
"Biatch" and "Hoe" are both appropriate, regardless of gender.
Oh boy, another thread on /tg/ that never happened in any campaign, isn't really an interesting scenario, is about elves, certainly someones, probably OPs magical realm but just traditional games enough to not be deleted, so that it can be artificially kept alive by bumping again and again. Hell, OP couldn't even do the work of searching for an androgynous picture of an elf!
But this guy >>46833810 solved the problem and I hope this thread can now die peacefully.
>>46833971
>that guy who gets really worked-up over threads he dislikes and has to make a post about it
Try shift-clicking to hide threads that trigger you.
>>46834023
>that guy that has to response to a post that triggers him
I can play this game, too!
>>46833579
>they failed the perception check
>it was actually a human, and the elves were pranking the party
I cast Detect Genitals
>>46833612
>You meant roll Initiative, right
No, you roll initiative when DMs tell you to.
>>46833579
Jokes on you, I play flirty bisexuals who pretend to be low WIS even when they aren't for a reason.
