Have you ever "waifued" one of your own characters?
If so, why?
What was so good about her?
No.
>>46833106
There are npcs that I have met, or created as a back story waifu for a character, but never a table top character themselves.
The closest to that would be my skyrim character, and those are pretty common to waifu. I love that bitchy, hatchet faced, altmer.
>>46833106
If I make a female character, it's going to be a waifu.
If I make a male character, it's going to be a husbando.
>>46833106
Nice OC you got there, OP.
>>46833224
I'm pretty sure that's a Hyuuga.
>>46833106
No, because I'm 99.5% sure if I ever gave my character a waifu that the GM wasn't already shoving on me, she'd probably be killed in the first session of the campaign for "MUH DRAMAS!"
>>46833483
Nah, OP means "have you ever wanted YOUR PC to be your waifu".
>>46833533
But what if you would rather BE the waifu than HAVE the waifu?
>>46833705
>image macro
>>46833705
>>46833238
It's Hinata after getting married and having kids
No and the idea is pathetic. Go get some fucking air, OP.
>>46836226
I've never seen this in a non-assblasted context.
>>46833106
No. But I only ever played one female character.
She was a glorious bitch, neutral evil witch that was part of a sorority of witches who used terms of family as rank and relation to one another.
She was crazy fashionable, magically altering her outfit, and using her powers of enchantment to bugile and entrance foes. If Purple Man and Bayonetta had a love child, she would be it.
She was incredibly fun to play.
My waifu is a magic Jew sent to save the world.
>>46836256
>Naruto never got over Sakura
>forces cowtits blind-eyecolor baby factory to wear her pre-roastie brawler outfit
>>46836782
She's pretty qt, anon. What's her name?
>>46833106
I only make waifu tier characters.
Anything else is casual shit for no knickers bitches.
>>46836829
None of your fuckin business.
>>46833106
What do you mean, 'waifu'?
As in "I'd have sex with her given the chance", or "I have a small shrine dedicated to her"?
Whenever I hear about 'waifu', it seems like it's on one end of the spectrum or the other.
>>46833106
Probably, though I've never been 100% clear as to what a "waifu" is and what distinguishes one from a character you just happen to really life. Pic related in any event; she's a Chaotic Good Drow Thief named Iliira. Born on the surface of the world and raised by a human innkeeper, she was designed to be basically as exactly unlike Drizzt as possible; I usually describe her personality as being essentially like that of Lina Inverse from The Slayers or early Merry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings.
>What was so good about her?
I was forever DM'd, but in a way that's different from most people in that I still got to play various RPGs as a player - just not D&D itself. I played Star Wars, SpyCraft, Vampire, bunch of other things, but the one thing I really wanted to play was Dungeons & Dragons, but whenever D&D would come around in our group, I was the one who was sitting behind the DM screen.
Now, most people who get Forever DM'd tend to come up with tons of characters they'd want to play but never get a chance to. For the most part, though, I *did* get a chance to - except one, the dark elf thief you see in the pic to the left. Her backstory and skill set just didn't really feel like it belonged anywhere but D&D.
So for a good 16 years I added and subtracted and refined Iliira as a character, without getting a chance to play her. By this point I can tell you just about anything about her life: family, friends, hopes, favorite food, etc. It wasn't a slavish devotion so much as that every now and again I'd get back to her in my head, or occasionally write out a short story (a few thousand words at most) with her as the main character.
For the record, as of summer of last year I'm finally getting a chance to play Iliira. It's great. So far she has been both the cause of, and the solution to, about half of the party's problems.
>>46836479
>everyone who disagrees with me is ass-blasted
>>46836878
Just to cement my nerdiness, here's one of those short stories I mentioned. No more than 10 minutes to read. For the record it takes place about 5 years before I'd pay Iliira as a character; it's meant to take place during the "training" period of her becoming a Rogue.
>>46836878
>>46836921
>16 years in development
Jesus, that's some dedication. The longest campaign I've ever been involved in spans two years and counting.
Just don't have a heart attack when she's inevitably killed by a bad series of rolls.
>>46836878
>>46836921
Oh hey, it's the guy with the snowflake as hell Drow waifu with the cringey snowflake as hell name.
>>46833705
>reddit tier image macros
>>46836878
>I've never been 100% clear as to what a "waifu" is
That is a waifu.
I mean, given the opportunity where some sort of pygmalion shit goes down I'd tottally cuddle with her, but I wouldn't go as far as saying I've waifu-ed my character.
>>46836935
>Jesus, that's some dedication
Again, I want to stress that it was an on-and-off thing. I didn't come home from work every day and devote and hour to developing more about her; I don't have a room filled with notebooks, and my computer's folder marked "Iliira" just has her current in-game stats, the pic of her from above, the short story I posted, and the pic to the left here I made using one of those "draw your party" things.
>Just don't have a heart attack when she's inevitably killed by a bad series of rolls.
Nearly happened twice so far (funnily enough both against white dragons, though not the same white dragon), but despite starting D&D with 3rd Edition I very much have a 1st/early 2nd Edition approach to characters and mortality. Sometimes characters die. Permanently. Shit happens, and the risk of shit happening is part of what makes for a fun game of D&D.
My backup is a fire genasi sun soul monk named Siyyah.
Besides, Iliira dying in campaign X might kill her in that campaign (provided the party doesn't res her for some reason), but that doesn't mean she's for some reason unavailable in other campaigns, nor does it eliminate the fun I've had developing her over the years.
>>46836938
Idle curiosity, what do *you* consider to be good drow names?
>>46837030
What makes her a waifu?
I'm not denying that she is, I just want to be able to clearly identify them in the future. I don't want waifu to be an essentially meaningless term, like "Mary Sue" or "snowflake" has become.
>>46837087
>Idle curiosity, what do *you* consider to be good drow names?
Obviously what you needed was even MORE repeated vowels along with some apostrophes and hyphens.
Something like Lllli'iii-ira'a-a ought to do.
>>46836938
Not him, but I've seen worse and made worse- maybe player characters, definitely NPCs.
At least it's not 9 WIS-
>Actually is 9 WIS
Would your happen to work for Paizo?
>>46836878
>>46836921
>16 years working on a Mary Sue waifu
Not only is this clearly a waifushit character, but you've ascended to Toriyama tier waifufaggotry.
>>46836878
>Chaotic Good Drow
Stopped reading there. It's shit.
>>46837121
Pretty simple, she doesn't exist... Butyou still want to suck her magical Jew toes.
Because any real life woman is at best a slight disappointment by comparison.
>>46837222
What's wrong with her skin!?
>>46836878
A DANGEROUS NIGGER!
EVERYONE HIDE!
>>46837327
Leprosy.
>>46837346
>Average fantasy NPC using 'nigger'
>>46837130
>Lllli'iii-ira'a-a
I specified "good" drow name, Anon. Having said that, I want to pronounce this as though it were Welsh.
I forget where I got the name Iliira. My first instinct is to say that I was looking at a map of Roman provinces and saw "Illyricum", but I don't think I was in to Rome all that much when I came up with Iliira. More likely I just went with something that "sounded" drow to me.
I do remember where I got her (drow) last name, though. The Colors of Magic, a Magic: the Gathering anthology. The first story in it concerns a feud between a White magic user and a family of Black magic users; the latter were called the Ilmerias family. So I just pust "Ii" and an apostrophe in from of that and figured I had something that looked suitably drow.
>>46837189
Given how often Toriyama honestly forgets everything he comes up with (assuming you're referring to Akira Toriyama), I'm not really sure Toriyama is a good person to be comparing me to.
If anything I'm a bit more like Eiichiro Oda.
>>46837180
No, but funny story about the 9 Wis. It was actually 10 when I first rolled up Iliira for this campaign, however throughout the campaign that I'm (finally) playing her in I've been playing her as short-sighted and mostly only concerned with the moment, with a very difficult time resisting temptation, though fundamentally a good person.
Basically I've been playing her as though she lacked common sense, so about three or four weeks ago I asked my DM if I could lower Iliira's Wisdom to 9 to better reflect the character. And no, I didn't ask for any kind of trade-off like a bonus to another stat. Since I wasn't asking for a trade-off and since it really did fit the character better, the DM approved it. So Iliira now has a 9 Wisdom.
>>46833106
nope
>>46837388
Triggered, or autist?
>>46833705
niceme.me
>>46837429
Guy you're replying to, and autist. At least use a setting-appropriate derogative.
'Spider-bitch' ot something along those lines.
>>46837222
>Pretty simple, she doesn't exist... Butyou still want to suck her magical Jew toes.
If she did exist, I don't think I'd be Iliira's type.
>>46837216
>Stopped reading there. It's shit.
Y'know, if you react this way to Lawful Good dwarves and Lawful Evil kobolds as well, then I'll be okay with this.
>>46837515
Fuck your childhood.
I haven't done it, but a few friends play almost exclusively waifu-tier characters. In the current campaign, one of them is a nympho Kitsune and is trying to seduce the party's Paladin cause Plate makes her horny.
>>46837487
That is the lesser of two evils.
I try to actively avoid my ownextremeautism, so nigger it is.
Adjust to relevant settings as appropriate, it matters not to me.
>>46837569
>Lol imma seduce the Paladin, aren't I so crazy :^)
Hate this shit.
I hope he bluebeans her the ENTIRE campaign before marrying his childhood crush and starting a wholesome family.
>>46837414
I'm referring the guy who has shoehorned Lightning from FF13 into every goddamn game since then and plenty of advertising schemes.
I even posted a picture for reference you moron
>>46836817
He was pretty over her by the time she threw herself at him. By the time the movie came out it was canon that he was only into Sakura because she was into Sasuke.
>>46837414
>Basically I've been playing her as though she lacked common sense
Oh great, so not only is she a shitty chaotic good snowflake drow waifu, but she's a LOLSORANDUMB shitter on top of all that
All of my characters are simultaneously waifus, and self inserts.My fetish is lesbian hivemind masturbation orgy...Help...
>>46837734
I didn't know that. The only Final Fantasy game I've played is Crystal Chronicles for the GameCube. I tried playing FF-X and got bored. I don't even know who Lightning is, and the only Toriyama I've ever known is Akira Toryiama, of DragonBall fame.
I can be accused of a lot of things, but "shoehorning" Iliira certainly isn't one of them, given that despite opportunities to roll up similar characters in other settings I waited until I could play an actual D&D game to run her.
I bring her up a lot on /tg/ but that's because /tg/ often asks about characters you're currently or recently playing, and I'm currently playing Iliira. But the next D&D game I'm likely to play in is Curse of Strahd, in which I plan to run a witch hunter-type character.
>>46837774
>but she's a LOLSORANDUMB shitter on top of all that
I'm sorry your allergic to fun. It must make things very difficult for you.
>>46837920
There's nothing fun about being forced to deal with chaotic randumb shitters. Especially not when the player thinks they're coming across as a cute n quirky perfect waifu
>>46837672
>>46837569
No, that's not the way to troll this player. Have her meet this tall dark stranger in luxurious Gothic plate armor, only for him to turn out to be a helmed horror.
>>46837945
Iliira's not exactly "randumb". Ultimately the motivation of her character is to become the greatest thief who ever lived - so that people will identify her as *that*, rather than as a drow.
In other words when she walks into a town she wants people to say "It's Iliira, the one who stole the king's jewels!" rather than "Ahhh! A drow! Run!"
So her actions are towards that goal. She doesn't steal everything that isn't nailed down and certainly never steals from fellow party members, but if she thinks that stealing something will get a great story behind it, she'll probably go for it.
The "chaotic" part isn't because she's random, it's because she does not consider laws or social mores when deciding what to do to achieve Thing X. It's not that she ignores them purposefully - they just don't enter into her thought process. I'm the guy who originally wrote the stuff in this as my opinion on each of the alignments, so you can tell from there what "Chaotic" means to me.
'Sides which, Iliira has if anything been the moral and ethical center of the party thus far. She's the one who knocks out rather than kills; who lets fleeing enemies escape; and who basically stood up and yelled at the leaders of like eight different nations/city-states when they were trying to decide whether to destroy or experiment on black dragon eggs, pointing out that the creatures inside were BABIES and it was morally reprehensible (to Iliira) to do either to them.
>>46838244
>greatest thief who ever lived.
Fuck me... The originality!
>>46838356
Classic tropes are classic for a reason.
Or, in other words and phrased as a question - what's your character's fundamental reason for adventuring, Anon?
In my experience it always boils down to fortune, glory, obligation, or some combination thereof.
>>46838244
>Ultimately the motivation of her character is to become the greatest thief who ever lived - so that people will identify her as *that*, rather than as a drow.
So she's a generic shonen hero on top of everything else. Grand.
>So her actions are towards that goal. She doesn't steal everything that isn't nailed down and certainly never steals from fellow party members, but if she thinks that stealing something will get a great story behind it, she'll probably go for it.
So she's not good at all. She's chaotic neutral at best, but sounding pretty fucking evil to be quite honest.
>The "chaotic" part isn't because she's random, it's because she does not consider laws or social mores when deciding what to do to achieve Thing X.
Because everybody loves the strong independent womyn cliché
>pointing out that the creatures inside were BABIES
How about the fact that these BABIES have an instinctual desire to torture thongs with their acid breath? Or maybe she identified with them over that, being a drow and all.
The more you tell me about this character thr worse she sounds
>>46833106
I can't waifu, fap to, or get aroused by anything I myself have created. Which is a damn curse because I'd gladly write my own fucking porn with all my fetishes in it but it just doesn't work.
>>46838244
WWWWUUUURRRPP DRAGON TOYS.
>>46838410
You realize that it doesn't matter what you say, right? They're already triggered.
It's like arguing with swarming hornets.
>>46838477
Me horny.
WAIFU WAFUE WAIFU!
WOOOOOY!
>>46838515
Are you ok?
>>46838539
Your mother is my waifu.
>>46838418
>So she's a generic shonen hero on top of everything else. Grand.
Trope significantly predates shonen anime, Anon. Do you even 1001 Nights? For that matter her motivation is essentially identical to Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzgerald from Tangled. It's not that different from Indiana Jones' initial motivation in Temple of Doom, either.
>So she's not good at all. She's chaotic neutral at best, but sounding pretty fucking evil to be quite honest.
No, because her actions still feed through her "good" filter. She won't kill to steal something. And of course she helps people without thought for reward. Alignment is the sum of all your actions, not any one individual action.
>Because everybody loves the strong independent womyn cliché
Honestly the only reason why she, and most of my characters, are female, is a carry over from computer games like Mass Effect or Baldur's Gate or, heck, Gauntlet Legends. I'm a heterosexual male, so if I have to stare at someone's ass for hours on end, I'd rather it be one I find attractive. So in those games I roll up women characters, and that's just carried over to tabletop RPGs even though I don't really see the characters.
>How about the fact that these BABIES have an instinctual desire to torture thongs with their acid breath?
So you lean pretty heavily towards "nature" over "nurture", then? That's fine. I lean the other way.
>>46836782
>>46837222
>>46838440
Did she have a stroke or something? I mean, those are some glorious hips and all, but half her mouth is all...saggy and weird.
>>46838477
Yeah, I know. However, I like arguing, and I don't have much else to do for the next 15 minutes until I have to go to work. So why not?
They get to feel like big guys for arguing with the waifu-haver, and I get to have fun arguing. Sounds like a win-win to me.
>>46838592
No, daddy!
No!
>>46838602
It's a combination of dog shit drawing skills and Hebrew blood.
So yea a stroke.
>>46838636
What your father fucked you as well?
>>46838628
I'd say eww to that elsewhere, but this thread topic doesn't really warrant any derailment defense. At all.
Enjoy.
>>46838244
>good-aligned thief
>doesn't even steal to feed the poor or any of the traditional excuses for being a good-aligned thief, just steals for the experience of taking from somebody else
I hate when players try to do this kind of shit. Even evil-aligned thieves will often claim some kind of utilitarian excuse for their thieving, that they'll enjoy the stolen goods more than their rightful owner would have enjoyed them. Only the most evil pieces of shit in the world steal just to be stealing. That is literally the most evil possible reason for stealing, but you want your waifu to be pure and perfect so you pretend like it's justifiable.
>>46838600
>Trope significantly predates shonen anime, Anon
Obviously, but shonen is a nice shorthand for "moronic and simple goal, usually involving something dumb like GUTS or WILL to make up for all lack of intelligence or planning". Which especially fits your character, seeing as you're playing the "silly" problem causing retard.
>because her actions still feed through her "good" filter
Her motivation is to become a feared and infamous thief just for shits and giggles with a side of MUH RACISM. Being not as evil as murder is not the same as being good. She doesn't even have a Robin Hood vibe going on to justify the theft, it's literally just "some people wholly unrelated to you were racist to me, so that makes me entitled to all your shit".
So congratulations for making a literal fantasy nigger, I suppose.
>Alignment is the sum of all your actions, not any one individual action.
Like I said, that would make her neutral at best, seeing as her end goal to all her actions is undeniably evil.
>I'm a heterosexual male, so if I have to stare at someone's ass for hours on end
As someone who plays a female character at least half of the time, this is such a weak excuse that just plain reeks of insecurity.
Regardless, that has nothing to do with her bring an obnoxious twat that thinks society needs to bend to her will because muh vagina.
>So you lean pretty heavily towards "nature" over "nurture", then?
I lean to monster manual over attention whores, actually.
>>46838809
Aw but fuck maaan!
SHE PROBABLY STEALS FROM RICH CUNTS!
WHEN HE IMPLANTS HER INTO A FEUDAL SETTING IT WONT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST REPERCUSSION ON THE POOR!
WHITE POWER HAS BEEN ACHIEVED! ALL HAIL ZURN!
>>46838809
This guy gets it. Just because someone is wealthier than you and actually cares about securing that wealth doesn't mean he's "asking for it".
If I was your DM, I'd stuck an ex-adventurer not!Scrooge McDuck in the game just to watch you hang yourself on that rope by trying to fuck with the McDuck.
I haven't personally waifu'd any characters I've made, save maybe a half-dragon I have stashed away as a boss encounter. Damn if my group isn't dead-set on making all the PC's I try to make into husbandos, though.
>make single-father Alchemist undergoing an early mid-life crisis
>entire party thinks he's adorable, and the barbarian keeps trying to drag him to her room
>make full retard CN weeb kitsune so I can try out the more iffy enchantment spells
>other PC latches onto him and eventually turns him into someone that isn't a joke caricature
>have a short, short-tempered half elf barbarian whose schtick is DESTINY
>can't help but notice several sessions in that the GM keeps mentioning he has dozens of female admirers, another PC among them
>mfw this shit keeps happening
What the fuck is it about my characters that my group loves so much. My imagination is shit and my RPing is clunky, yet they adore them all.
>>46838906
>SHE PROBABLY STEALS FROM RICH CUNTS!
Just because someone is rich and a cunt doesn't mean they deserve to have their hard earned wealth stolen from them.
I made a bara sadistic lion man in Changeling once who wound up being my husbando.
Not me, but I'm in this thread for the express purpose of finding a player of mine that does this with every character he makes.
I'm too cool of a DM to tell him to knock it off, and it's only really bugging me.
>>46838944
You misunderstand.
Cunt is the equivelent to guy where I'm from.
Richcunt
Poorcunt
Goodcunt
Badcunt
Thiscunt
Thatcunt.
>>46839016
Fuck off strayacunt
>>46839033
Neck up ya fuckin dog cunt.
>>46838477
The converse is also true. He's a massive waifufag who will never be convinced that his shitty Mary Sue waifu that he sunk 16 years of his life into creating is anything less than perfect, so me pointing out all the glaring flaws and inconsistencies in her design is an exercise in futility.
It's still a good practice to keep note of these things so I don't fall into the same mistakes as this guy.
>>46838809
But what if they're adrenaline junkies (which would explain why they're adventuring in the first place), who use their ill-gotten gains to make bizarre, costly and artistic political statements denouncing the growing gap in wealth?Which are often too strange for the average person, let alone the target of the statement, to understand
>>46838938
I think the GM is trying to tell you something, anon.
>>46839016
I assumed as much, but the point I was making is that even if the dude is an absolute goddamn miserly cunt, that's still no excuse to steal from him. Especially if you consider yourself "good".
>>46838748
Sure, why not?
He wasn't very good at it.
You wanna go somewhere private, so we can compare you to him?
>>46839057
>liberal arts
Chaotic Evil and if you try to tell me otherwise go watch interior semiotics.
>>46838809
I never said that Iliira *didn't* steal to feed the poor. And when she's in a city doing burglaries and stuff, yeah, she redistributes the wealth. But Iliira these days is more of a dungeon delver. The two most recent adventures involved a white dragon's iceberg fortress, and before that, a floating castle owned by a Storm Giant.
Both are kind of far away from the nearest city, and of course I need to balance giving away wealth with the fact that Iliira's gonna keep doing that and fighting the Cult of the Dragon, she's gonna need a cash reserve for things like healing potions or clerical services.
>usually involving something dumb like GUTS or WILL to make up for all lack of intelligence or planning". Which especially fits your character, seeing as you're playing the "silly" problem causing retard.
As I said, most character motivations for adventure for either fortune, glory, or obligation. I'm certain that if you posted your character's motivations I could simplify them just as easily as you are mine.
>feared
No one ever said anything about feared.
>As someone who plays a female character at least half of the time, this is such a weak excuse that just plain reeks of insecurity.
As you like. I've certainly never found myself attracted to males, nor seriously wishing that I was female. I'm no psychologist, I was just stating what I think to be the most likely genesis of my tendency to roll up female characters.
>I lean to monster manual over attention whores, actually.
Be that as it may, a fundamental point of D&D is that pretty much anything can change its alignment, particularly as long as it's not literally made out of Evil or something. Hence characters like Falls-From-Grace, or, heck, Drizzt. And of course Eberron was all over the idea that dragons could come in any alignment.
But, to each their own, I guess. Anyway, like I said, I have to go off to work now. Toodles.
>>46837811
Seriously the worst.
>>46839057
That would count as chaotic stupid.
>>46838922
>>46838906
And now that I think of it, someone who wants the experience of stealing first and foremost would steal from the poor because it's easier.
>>46839080
I understand, but I'm going to have you killed.
>>46833106
I didn't even like the manga or browse /a, but fuck me if that wasn't the single greatest day on 4chan.
Good to know best girl won in the end.
On track to OP, no. I write a lot and it's still a no.
>>46839154
what happened? A synopsis would be nice.
>male player playing a female character because he finds it sexually exciting
>it's a chaotic good drow
>who acts like a kender
Shit, this is the three worst things a player character in D&D can be, all rolled into one.
>>46839191
Naruto?
Basically, Naruto x Hinata got confirmed.
Then all the Naruto x Sakura fags wept great seas of salt.
I am told that it was a glorious sight to behold.
>>46839215
It's the Good Ship Harmony all over again. If you make the most prominent female character an obnoxious twat who has absolutely no chemistry with the male lead, fans will militantly ship them together no matter what fandom you're in.
>>46839215
It was beautiful. https://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4#0
All that fucking denial.
>>46838938
is your gender opposite of that of your group/are they gay?
>>46839121
>Both are kind of far away from the nearest city, and of course I need to balance giving away wealth with the fact that Iliira's gonna keep doing that and fighting the Cult of the Dragon, she's gonna need a cash reserve for things like healing potions or clerical services.
Your poor lifestyle choices don't justify stealing the honest earnings of others. That's like Tyrone saying since he needs money for mo crack it's okay to rob whitey.
You may as well change Lllllliiiiiirrrrrraaaaa's name to Shaniqua or Bonquesha
>I'm certain that if you posted your character's motivations I could simplify them just as easily as you are mine
Despite the fact that amnesia is a central conceit and mechanic of the RPG I'm currently playing, I'd still say the PCs are more fleshed out than your dindu drow waifu.
>No one ever said anything about feared.
Fear is part of infamy.
>Hence characters like Falls-From-Grace, or, heck, Drizzt.
FFG is literally no longer a succubus the same way fallen angels are no longer angels
Likewise, the MM actually changed to accommodate Drizzt since so many contrarian fags like you had to make a drow that "goes against the grain".
>>46838420
And that's why you get an artist/writer buddy and trade porn for eachother.
>>46838938
Does your group do ERP or something? That seems a little odd
>>46839121
>she redistributes the wealth.
Are you trying to imply that communism isn't evil?
>>46839121
>>46839305
>>46839331
Are you guys still arguing over this?
It's almost impressive.
>>46839121
>"My character isn't evil. I never said I DIDN'T have good motivations, just that I primarily have selfish ones. The burden of proof is on you to show that I have never once done anything good, and until then I am in no danger of becoming evil."
>>46839414
Mostly just annoying and sad, but who isn't?
>>46839444
Honestly, I'd be flattered if one of my characters induced an anon who wanted to waifu her defending her character against the 'your waifu is shit' brigade.
Whatever else it is, it's entertaining at least.
Not really, although I've played out an odd married couple before.
The guy was the equivalent of a fantasy new-york brooklyn used card salesman. Accent, greasy hair, finger guns, the whole package.
The wife was some boss ass drow bitch that everybody just assumed was super hot because they were impressed with her.
When brooklyn guy was getting interrogated (he knew some shit about BBEG, figured they could squeeze it out of him since the guy was an ultra coward) but the party bard took an extra day with him repeatedly asking "HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR WIFE" "HOW ARE YOU EVEN MARRIED"
>>46839426
>but it's all okay, because she's cute~ :3c
>>46839499
We're already on the ride, might as well enjoy it.
No, I already have a wife.
>>46839132
It's like a waifu singularity.Please kill me.
>>46839684
>Spoiler
If it could be done through the Internet, people would try all the time.
>>46839191
The hero ended up with the girl who only exists to be his love interest. Truly, it was the greatest story told.
>>46839756
You mean a competent female fighter who was also the only character who literally never once lost faith in him even when everyone else did?
Still a better pairing than that pink haired twat.
>>46839072
>>46839281
>>46839319
>is your gender opposite of your group/are they gay?
I can't confirm all of them, because it's an irc groupinb >playing over textbut the main culprits are both guys, and only one is bisexual. I'm also the only person in the group who only plays only men, which resulted in several instances of "one guy surrounded by women" parties.
>does your group ERP
Yes, though they keep most of it to stuff unrelated to the campaign. I tend to be kind of dense, so occasionally one of them lures me into it when they're bored.Learning about your GM's fetishes is a weird experience, let me tell you.
>>46839850
Just because the hack writing could have been worse doesn't make it not hack writing.
>>46839713
The only thing I can say in my defence is that I know I'm shitter, and actively go out of my way to not disrupt the table.
Awkward Foreign Girl has worked in the games I've played, and it's ok if bad things happen to us. Worst case is she dies and ascends to the halls of Waifhalla. I don't make a big deal about it, and the players around me seem to think they're completely separate and unique characters because they're rollplayers that can't see past the numbers on the sheet.
Still, it's a problem. I should make a male human fighter next time, just to break the cycle.
>>46839918
I think you're being a little unfair to that particular character. She had a few more dimensions than 'Character created to be the MC's love interest'.
Even as someone who dislikes the show, I was able to recognize that based on the little I watched.
>>46839918
>shonen anime
>not hack writing
Pick one.
>>46839918
>sakurafags
>still assblasted
>still on suicide watch
>still on damage control
How's the single mom life treating her?
>>46840866
I think she's pretty happy.
>>46840866
>suicide over spiral fish cake's love life
Almost as entertaining as the casualties over sanic's arm color.
There used to be a time when fans of Naruto were ridiculed even on /a/. Here we are now, discussing it on /tg/. There's no word for it other than "shameful".
>>46841560
Would you call it a shameful display?I don't have an interest in naruto or sonic. All I care for is salt. Tasty, tasty salt.Age of Smegma was delicious.
>>46833106
waifu? no. porn? yes.
>>46841634
I would call it a most shamefur dispray. Discussing Naruto shipping and pairing on /tg/, what the fuck.
>>46836907
I'm not even him. Besides you didn't argue anything. "Hurr gb2ribbit" doesn't say anything except that you're pissed.
Besides, you literally used a meme to tell someone to stop posting memes, then again in response of who you thought was the same person. How do you not see "the irony.jpg"?
Basically please go to /v/ to get mad at memes. We're trying to make fun of OP.
>>46841727
Ya, you sure showed everyone by crying about it. Especially since everyone was talking about how funny it was when those shippers got really mad instead of the show itself.
>>46841769
>crying about it
No, anon. This is not something you can defend by claiming that anyone who thinks it's fucking stupid and tasteless is crying over it. It's a tasteless shit topic, with an equally tasteless and shitty meta about it. Just stop doing it.
>>46841727
Is it tasty shame?
>>46841958
Tasty like yo' mama's taint.
>>46841921
>people make fun of people for what happened when they got mad their their ship didn't set sail after an off hand comment by a poster
>guy complains about them laughing about people specifically because he thinks they shouldn't be able to
Nah. Kindly go fuck yourself kid. People can laugh at what they want to laugh at, and enjoy at what they want to enjoy. You're just as off topic as them, and much more meta than them. You have no grounds to complain.I think Naruto is hot trash, but I'm not some fucking arbiter of what people can enjoy, and neither are you. That's an opinion that belongs on /a/ instead of complaining like a child about an off topic tangent in /tg/.
>>46842084
>kid
In an instant, you virtually destroyed the possibility of anyone on this website giving a fuck about what you had to say. You'll want to refrain from saying that in the future, for the sake of your own credibility. Not even hating or anything, just letting you know that's what's most likely going to happen whenever you say it.
>>46842238
Says the guy crying because people are enjoying tasty drama at the expense of shippers.
I mean, you honestly can't get more pathetic than telling people to stop having fun at the expense of no-life retards on 4chan of all places.kid
>>46833106
I made a character based on my fetishespale, powerful and melon sized titsand my GM waifued her.
I didn't think about it that much after character progression, apperently GM did.
>>46842238
I can call those younger than me whatever I want.
And it's only a kid, someone with no life experience and a stick up his ass because he wants to look cool on an anonymous image board, who would be telling people what they can and can't talk about and enjoy on 4chan. Go fuck yourself kindly.
>>46842341
>>46842401
Okay look, now you're just making fools out of yourselves.
>>46842057
Yummy, yeast!
>>46842461
You're still here?
>>46842461
Wow, you sure showed me.
>>46842520
>>46842586
No, I think these are the final nails in the coffin, the coffin being my interest in communicating further with you two.
>>46842626
You're STILL here?
>>46833106
No, I made a character who was married but she was more the standard fare of a bossy overbearing bint who stopped him adventuring as a cleric only to then bully him into doing it again when their son came of age and ran off to adventure himself
>>46842626
Feel free to stop replying then.
Also talk to a doctor about that stick up your ass.
>>46833106
My current character is a grizzled fighter and former mercenary in his late thirties. Not exactly waifu material.
Pic related, pardon the bad drawing.
>>46841727
/tg/ has always had shit taste, m8. Just look at any of those godawful "/tg/ recommended" threads.
Hell, I've seen /tg/ recommended fanfiction threads for fucks sake
>>46833106
>thick MILF hinata
>>46842645
>>46842750
You guys wanna fight some more?
One time I made a character designed to be my waifu. I wanted to see how blatant I could get with waifu characters before I was called out on it. Turns out I just made a well rounded martial artist character with a few quirks. And large hips.
>>46843656
What's wrong with fanfiction?
>>46833106
No waifu, no laifu.
>>46849351
What isn't?
Okay, back from work now. Since I was gone for awhile, this will doubtless take several posts.
>>46839201
>who acts like a kender
No, 'cause kender get all uppity when you accuse them of theft, even when catching them in the act, and try and claim it as something else - "I was minding it for you", "it fell into my bag", "I was just looking", etc. Iliira is honest in her theft. Also kender steal everything, from everyone, all the time (this is what makes them hated). Iliira steals big or famous things, when possible, and only from those who can afford the monetary loss, and never her own allies. Since her goal is to become a famous thief, she doesn't exactly advance that by cutting some random person's purse on the street.
>>46839305
>Your poor lifestyle choices don't justify stealing the honest earnings of others.
Yeah, I'm sure that white dragon "honestly" earned his horde by playing the stock market and working 9 to 5 every day.
Protip: he didn't, he's been raiding places for centuries. The same with aforementioned giant's castle, which had a horde made up from pilfered loot from across the Sword Coast stolen by the Cult of the Dragon, and then stolen again by the storm giant as part of his mad quest to create some kind of giant empire that'll slay Tiamat and then reign supreme over the smaller races.
We are, in case you can't tell, playing the Tyranny of Dragons campaigns for 5E. Aforementioned storm giant is the "last boss" of Horde of the Dragon Queen, while the white dragon is the "first boss" of Rise of Tiamat, Arauthator, also known as "Old White Death."
>I'd still say the PCs are more fleshed out than your dindu drow waifu.
I'd love to see you try. No, really, I would. Regale me with the fleshed out details of your most recent character.
Surprisingly not. The creation might come out of wanting to make a waifu, but I identify as the PC so there's no waifu attraction
>>46839305
>>46849730
Part 2.
>Fear is part of infamy.
But infamy isn't the goal, fame is.
Here's a neat fact: theft isn't considered inherently evil in our society, not in and of itself. It needs to come with some kind of qualifier. Take, for example, Ocean's 11 (the Clooney version; I haven't seen the original). For about half of the movie the only reason Danny Ocean and his crew seem to want to rob Benedict is simply for the money, but we still like them.
Eventually it is revealed that Danny Ocean wants to rob from Benedict because...his ex girlfriend is married to Benedict. Benedict is never, however, shown to be abusive or bad for her in any way, shape, or form, whereas Danny Ocean was explicitly a liar to her. Yet Ocean remains the good guy, and Ocean's ten compatriates are all shown continuously depicted as the heroes.
This is but one example of innumerable movies where the thieves are shown to be the good guys, or at the worst morally neutral, to say nothing of idolized real-life thieves like DB Cooper.
Because despite "Thou Shalt Not Steal" being a holy commandment, we as a society simply don't consider thievery to in and of itself be wrong. You have to notably hurt someone in the process or otherwise demonstrate yourself to be despicable. Mug someone in the street and you're a monster. Break into a suburban home and you're a menace. But steal a million bucks from a bank without anyone ever knowing you're there and you're a celebrity.
Continued in a moment.
>>46833106
yeeeaah, but it was only after the audience kept wanting to marry her
everyone really liked how aloof she was and the freckles
>>46849835
>But infamy isn't the goal, fame is.
There's no such thing as a famous thief, only an infamous one. By nature, a well known thief makes people fear for the safety of their belongings.
>>46849835
>we as a society simply don't consider thievery to in and of itself be wrong.
>>46839305
>>46849835
However. D&D has usually approached theft as more being a matter of Law/Chaos instead of Good/Evil, but even if we say that theft is an innately Evil act, Iliira's "good" alignment is more than justified by her every other action - because alignment is the sum of your actions, not any one individual action.
- One of her earliest actions in the campaign was to fight a battle she knew she couldn't win in order to save hapless prisoners, and she nearly died as a result of it (the Cyanrath fight, if you're played HotDQ then you know the one - long story short a town was just ransacked by an invading army an a dude in charge of said army, a half-dragon named Landragosa Cyanrath, has a dozen prisoners from the village. He says he'll let them go if someone comes down to fight him in a one-on-one fair duel. Iliira did). She expressly went down to save the captured civilians. Sacrifice is expressly a Good quality.
- Iliira has only ever killed two sapient beings: Cyanrath himself (later in the campaign) due to him heading aforementioned army; and a random mook that she dealt a whole ton of damage to and the DM ruled that he *had* to die - and Iliira was personally horrified at her action there. Otherwise Iliira has never actually killed any sapient opponent, regularly offers them chances to surrender, lets them run away, and when fighting actually breaks out she knocks them out, not kills them. And, of course, there's the black dragon eggs mentioned upthread. Mercy is explicitly a Good quality.
- During a caravan trip Iliira and the rest of her party came across an elf prince trapped in the form of a golden-furred elk. Despite the elk's pelt being worth a king's ransom and magically ensaring people into attacking the elk for the pelt, Iliira worked with the party's ranger to see the elk safely to a wizard who could cure him. Kindness is expressly a Good quality.
There is more, but I doubt you care, and we have other stuff to get to.
>>46839305
>>46849983
Finally for you...
>FFG is literally no longer a succubus the same way fallen angels are no longer angels
Not the point. She changed of her own free will. She might not mechanically be a succubus any more, but there is still a point in her backstory where she was a succubus but made choices that changed her alignment from whatever a succubus' default was in 2E (I think CE?) into Law and Neutrality.
>Likewise, the MM actually changed to accommodate Drizzt since so many contrarian fags like you had to make a drow that "goes against the grain".
In this thread, I have learned that you complain when people go against the grain, but also complain when people fall into stereotypes.
So which is it, Anon? How do you roll up a drow that doesn't go against the grain but also doesn't follow any stereotypes?
I'll leave you with that thought.
>>46849902
>By nature, a well known thief makes people fear for the safety of their belongings.
Some people, depending on the thief's reputation. For example, the common folk of Nottingham didn't fear for their belongings from Robin Hood.
If Iliira gets a reputation as thief who steals from giants and dragons and evil cults, that's unlikely to make random innkeepers and townsfolk feel the need to hide their purse. Indeed it quite likely will make them want to buy her a drink instead.
>>46849935
We make it illegal, but we don't really consider it wrong in and of itself, particularly if it's "victimless" crimes, like stealing from a bank or casino (where all the money is insured). Again, you need look no further than movies like Now You See Me, The Italian Job, Ocean's 11, and so on. Or, hell, nearly every pirate movie ever. Or The Mummy (the Brenden Fraiser one).
>>46850107
>stealing
>not wrong
Literal nigger please.
>>46850131
SEE >>46849983. Even if we act under the assumption that theft is innately Evil (although D&D has usually treated it as innately Chaotic, not Evil, in its history, but whatever, we'll get hypothetical), alignment is the sum of a character's actions, not the result of any one given action (unless it's one Hell of an action).
So if we assume that Iliira "pings" Evil for each act of theft (regardless of who she's stealing it from - like an evil dragon or an evil, megalomaniac giant), she must also "ping" good for her various acts of kindness, mercy, and sacrifice. In the balance the latter add up to much more than the former, and so she has the Good alignment, not the Evil one.
>>46833984
>>46836226
>>46836993
>>46837439
As I've said before, it's amazing how much anal damage you can cause by posting nothing but unvarnished truth
>>46836878
Well, everyone here is being very rude to her, but I think she's cute!
And so does my own Chaotic Neutral low wisdom Drow Rogue, Chessi!
>>46837429
no, it's just that they wouldn't be called niggers back then.
Learn to be racist in a historically accurate sense, nigger.
>>46850344
Grazi.
>And so does my own Chaotic Neutral low wisdom Drow Rogue, Chessi!
Honestly with a bonus to Dexterity and Charisma, they're kind of the ideal Rogue race, particularly in 5E.
>>46850260
I suppose you're pretty successful at your life's goal of anally damaging sweaty nerds. Just don't get arrested.
Shikamaru got a better end game
>>46850260
Not really sure you can claim much of a victory when it looks like your orginal...what is that, a penguin?...only elicited four responses.
You wanna anally damage people, you need to do something serious. Like make a character who's goal is basically to explore stars and meet the beautiful women of the Galaxy in order to have sex with them, as many different aliens as possible. You could say it's an homage to Kirk.
>>46839154
Have a link to a gallery made when the manga ended http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/#8
>Player in the group makes a female character who hits you in all the fetishes
>You waifu their character in your sick post-session masturbation fantasies
>But not the person, because that would be weird
>Dat waifu tho
>Trying to look them in the eye after you fapped to their character
>>46833106
My character is everyone's waifu.
I'm not kidding. The entire group has openly admitted that she is their waifu.
It's great because it means she gets put in everything. Even completely different settings.
>>46849983
>However. D&D has usually approached theft as more being a matter of Law/Chaos instead of Good/Evil, but even if we say that theft is an innately Evil act, Iliira's "good" alignment is more than justified by her every other action - because alignment is the sum of your actions, not any one individual action.
This is correct and I agree with you completely.
I for one have no issue with your Iliira character.
Anyone who has a problem with Chaotic Good thieves is an idiot.
Having said that, in your well reasoned defense of her, you have said some dumb shit and I am going to call you out on it.
In my next post.
>>46851101
…continued
>>46849935
>>46850131
These guys are right.
Stealing is wrong and society says so.
Of course, society is hypocritical and individuals often wants to make exceptions for themselves, but stealing is wrong.
>>46850107
>We make it illegal, but we don't really consider it wrong in and of itself, particularly if it's "victimless" crimes
Let me show you something:
>>46849835
>Because despite "Thou Shalt Not Kill" being a holy commandment, we as a society simply don't consider killing to in and of itself be wrong. You have to notably demonstrate yourself to be despicable. Murder a stranger in the street and you're a monster. Kill a family in a suburban home and you're a menace. But kill dozens of enemies in a battlefield while defending your fellow soldiers and you’re a hero.
The context of the event matters.
That’s one of the reasons why “victimless” thieves are better regarded than violent ones.
There is also a sliding scale of wrong.
Stealing candy from a store is wrong.
Stealing candy from a child is more wrong.
Stealing candy from a child by emptying an assault rifle is even more wrong.
Stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving family is wrong, but letting your family starve because you refuse to do something wrong is also wrong.
And bringing out likable thief characters from fiction and citing them as proof that society doesn’t mind thieving is stupid.
It just proves that society likes likable characters and will overlook wrong behavior if the character is likable enough.
You could make a chart of how likable one would have to be to socially forgiven for what crimes.
Forgetting fictional characters, I think one of the Newton boys just got 9 months for a train robbery simply because he was charming as hell.
Society might not *always* consider stealing to be wrong *enough* to dislike someone, but that’s a far cry from society not considering stealing wrong.
I've kind of waifu'd my wizard character, yeah. She's an energetic cutie, specialist in Conjuration, played like a teen Zatana.
>>46851132
>It just proves that society likes likable characters and will overlook wrong behavior if the character is likable enough.
I can buy this.
>>46851192
...damnit I have a .gif I really, really want to post here because it's the perfect reaction to this image, but I can't, because it's an MLP .gif, and 4Chan was traumatized by ponies and is worried that if one should be posted on a different board then that board will instantly explode into rainbows and fags.
So instead I'll just state that holy shit, she's adorable.
>>46836878
>not a waifu
>very clearly a waifu
>>46851289
Anon, I said I "probably" had a waifu and went on to state that it was only "probably" because I wasn't 100% clear on what exactly constitutes a waifu.
Here, you'll probably find this useful: http://www.topmarks.co.uk/english-games/5-7-years/learning-to-read
>>46851319
Fuck off waifufag.
>>46851341
Hmm. I see that one touched a nerve.
Actually in honesty it is 3:49 AM where I am, so I do think I'll go to sleep now. Wonder if this thread will be here when I wake up...
>>46833106
I kinda waifu'd one of my old Warcraft RP characters... though it didn't really happen on purpose. It was really strange.
It was supposed to be a forum RP thread about a group of adventurers exploring their way into the center of the Maelstrom but... somehow she wound up in a lesbian love triangle between herself, a draenei, and a blood elf. Kind of.
The thread died before anything really happened beyond that, but middle school me was thoroughly confused by that turn of events and I wound up getting pretty attached to that character (I still have an incarnation of her knocking around in my head, although she's much more of a hardass now).
It's kind of a shame. A few of those writers were actually really fucking good but the romance derailed the whole fucking thing. Wish I'd tried to help keep it on the rails but I was as scrubby as scrubs get.
>>46851284
Shame that she's all afraid now. Fighter threatened her brother (a druid) after said druid saved her ass from a dire wolf that took a chunk out of her leg.
The mirth is gone. Innocence lost. The smile was not protected.
I think I'll just link to it instead, as I don't think that's technically against board rules.
http://pinkie.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw8655-1353247022941290.gif
>>46851485
I didn't make the rules, dude. I just witnessed the rule in action during a character art thread.
Someone posted fan art of some dragon character and another guy promptly made his butthurt known, but since it wasn't a picture of a pony the pic stayed.
Honestly I don't really care about pony content as long as people don't swarm random threads with it, but that applies to pretty much everything (except 40k, because for some reason I find those memes endlessly entertaining).
>>46851580
Ah yes. Money. That thing that I don't have. I've heard great things about it, though.
>>46851545
Eh, I already posted my trollfu.
I've recently kinda daughteru'd a character, though I'm not entirely sure I can call it that since I plan to have her die for dramatic effect part way through the story (and it's not for a /tg/ related thing, either).
She's a spunky little fae creature with a lot of problems that the hero rescues on his first day adventuring and then later adopts. They have what I think is a kind of neat dynamic because they're both these kinda messed up people in an otherwise storybook fantasy kingdom.
I wound up caving to my inner softie and plan to resurrect her after the hero completes his journey, probably by the hero burning a couple hundred wishes just to see her again.
>>46851599
It's overrated. You can't do much with it inless you have a lot, and if you have a lot odds are you don't need it anyway.
Here's what touched off her whole design, and he did this for free in a drawthread. Man's a masochist, I swear.
And I'm done showing off now. I'm commissioning her brother next, then a group shot of them with his black bear animal companion.
Despite none of the relevant skills, the wizard girl rides the bear.
>>46851633
I approve of this.
>>46833705
>not having a waifu
>>46833106
One of my character is an expy of my girlfriend, does it count ?
>>46851429
>The mirth is gone. Innocence lost. The smile was not protected.
A c'mon man. You can't just have her perma-bitter because she got bit by a big nasty. I mean yeah it's gunna be scary but just having a nasty wolf and some asshole completely wipe out her smile seems a bit harsh, don't it?
>>46851704
Are you married to the expy?
>>46851757
She'll recover, but she doesn't trust the two people she's travelling with now (good friends RL, one's a circus perfor.er fighter, the other's kind of a newb who's starting to shine), so where she might have just been happy go lucky, now she'll be a bit more careful. Good life lesson, but no, not full emo.
Circus man threatens the bear again though, and she's turning him into a chicken.
>>46833106
Bump! More waifu stories! More arts!
>>46852399
I'm kinda tapped out for waifu stories. I might be able to pastebin a daughteru moment if someone wants.
In the mean time, have more trollfu art.
>>46852662
>>46852706
>>46849351
>:-(
>>46852715
I was running a Dark Heresy campaign once and a player tried to waifu the npc sororitas that accompanied them.
She, being devoted to the emperor, repeatedly brushed him off. It ended when the pc's betrayed the inquisition by participating in the murder of a senior inquisitorial agent to protect another pic who had become a mutant.
The sororitas tried to purge the mutant (because sororitas) and the player who was trying to waifu her attempted to restrain her to protect their colleague. She ordered him to release her, he fused, so she shot him with her pistol.
He survived the attack and then beat her to death with his shock baton.
>>46852767
sadface
Do it in single-payer videogames all the time.
Still not desperate enough to pull this in real life.
>>46850422
Autism, check number two.
That's already been adressed, slow poke.
>>46840866
Greatest Victory since Hiroshima nuclear bombing.
>>46851704
Yes.
>>46851192
...I want one.
>>46833106
Isn't waifuing a character that you both made and also play as sort of like waifuing yourself?
How is that different from narcissism?
>>46833106
>Have you ever "waifued" one of your own characters?
PCs? No, because I AM THE WAIFU
NPCs as GM? No, because they're basically me if I were a girl, and mostly cooler, more attractive and basically better in every aspect. That, or they're just side characters given slightly more fluff which I do not give as much of a shit about as my players.
>>46833106
Wait, is this fan art or official art?
Because Jesus Christ look at that figure.
>>46837222
I liek your drawing style, Anon. Webcomic where?
>>46836479
i love that story.
do you know how easy it is to kill an NPC that is significant to the DM?
Khorne be Praised!
Recently made a little qt monk. He'd make an excellent waifu.
>>46854648
Boys can't be waifus
>>46854937
But they can be husbandos.
>>46854937
Or can they?
>>46854937
O ye of little faith.
>>46840866
Wait, they're still assblasted? Holy shit, that's both amusing and pathetic, mostly amusing tho.
>>46854994
What's the difference?
>>46837216
>>Chaotic Good Drow
>Stopped reading there. It's shit.
I love how people like to pretend that this bitch doesn't canonically exist, justifying CG drow all the fucking time.
>>46833208
THIS.
>>46855385
She doesn't, anymore. She ded. She was shit while she existed, too. Which is why she ded.
>>46833106
No, if I make a character I make them despicable assholes who nobody can like so that I do not feel sad when they die.
>>46855557
>She doesn't, anymore. She ded.
Not any more, they brought her back.
>>46855599
God damn it.
>>46854937
>2000+16
>>46838440
>>46836782
Your waifu is a slut
>>46855385
>It's not Drizzt, she's a cute girl so that's totally original I swear
kek
>>46855824
Isn't Eilistraee his patron goddess?
>>46855904
Nope. Milekki or whatever the forest unicorn goddess.
>>46854937
>16yo
>slim girly body, androgynous appearance
>STR 8, CHA 15
Can't think of a better waifu to be quite honest with you, fampai.
>>46856289
>STR 8
>monk
Something doesn't seem right.
>>46856354
>5ed
Something doesn't seem right.
>>46856378
Are you somehow unaware monks primarily use dex, or is it about the picture
>>46856398
I was going to post something about 2e, but the monk class doesn't actually exist there.
>>46850642
I love to read those. Really cathartic.
>>46856547
It existed in 1st Edition, if that helps. In fact it was the third class added to the original lineup, after the Thief and Paladin, and simultaneously with the Assassin.
>>46857046
I know this. What you're referring to is 0e, but whatever.
There are two forms of Monk in 1e (core class and OA class), and one in 2e (Fighting-Monk kit for Priests).
>>46856289
Not enough holes.
Make more.
>>46849891
that's cuteim gonna steal her for my game
>>46849935
that's italy
>>46858052
>that's romani
FTFY
>>46855628
Not only is she back, she is one of the goddess that makes magic function. Kind of a big deal.
No, what a shitty fucking question OP.
>>46855385
I love how people like to pretend Elistraee isn't cringey as fuck fetish shit.
>>46858194
What is Eilistraee doing with magic, and why hasn't Mystra raped her face yet?
>>46833208
And if she dies?
>>46833208
anyone who answers otherwise is wrong.
>>46850743
>tfw you intentionally make a waifu that hits someone's fetishes
>tfw you intentionally stare them down across the table at the beginning of each session, using their discomfort to gauge how much they've masturbated to her since last time
What an enormously cringeworthy thread.
>>46856289
>Str 8
>male, therefore incapable of bearing children without some fucked-up shit
Two lethal points against waifu-ability right there
