>We must secure the existence of our people and a future for elven children
What did he mean by this?
>GAS THE DWARVES RACE WAR NOW
How do we solve the human problem?
>>46822540
We can't, there's too many of them.
>>46822428
Elves are largely considered one of the most attractive races.
Rape cases and fantasies usually show elves getting raped.
If elves aren't careful, they'll be a race of half-elves in the future.
>>46822602
I'd be okay with this. Half-Elves are basically just better humans and better elves.
>>46822508
Sounds like someone hasn't played a fookin' dwarf! That, or there's an unnatural amount of tree lovin' 'ere!
As fer why we use axes, IT'S TO CUT DOWN YER' GODDAMNED PANSY TREES YA' TREE HUGGER! Just cause it pisses yee off~
>tfw the Dwarves keep writing erotic scrolls about beautiful eleven women being deflowered by disgusting Orcs
Why are dwarves so evil bros?
>>46822620
Better elves?
They have only half the advantages of a human and half the advantages of an elf.
The half-elf loses all specialization that its parents have.
Humans and Dwarves, lock your doors
>>46822620
>t. Half-Human mongrel shitblood
Aren't elves on the decline in most fantasy settings? It would make sense for Elves to adopt radical skinhead ideas desu, just for self preservation
>>46822620
DIDF DETECTED GO BACK TO YOUR MOUNTAIN FAGGOT
>>46822738
Kinda like white people in reality?
>>46822428
He meant elves should stop Muslim immigration into their countries or in a few generations there wouldn't be any free elves left in the world.
>>46822771
>tfw no gray haven to sail away to
>>46822738
>Aren't elves on the decline in most fantasy settings?
Because they're all aping Tolkien. Just like they're all superior Scandinavian supermodels with bows.
>>46822428
He's gonna combine the not!warp with the real world again
>>46822596
>southern democrat
>human
Pick one.
Elves have declined from about 25% of the global population to less than 10%, estimated to be less than 4% by 2050. Unless action is taken, there will be no elves by 2100.
>>46822540
Cloudkill
>>46822771
There are about 900 million of us. I think we'll be okay.
>>46829818
Fuck you.
>>46822596
Spooky.
>>46829844
:^)
>>46822602
>not playing your elves as hillbilly forest rapists
It's like you hate fun
>>46825365
You know that Clinton was untouchable after the impeachment, right?
>>46825632
Can't make up fuck and, trust me, I've tried.
They're like Pandas, no matter how much Viagra or special porn you make for them they won't bump uglies with each other.
Just start making a database for their genes and we will get back to it sometime in the future.
>>46822428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words
>>46822602
>Just as planned
one elvish whore living near a small town can produce an indefinite number of half elves.
>>46830584
You mean half-humans?! RRREEEEEEEE!
>>46830623
Is your blood not strong enough to breed true? weak pixies aren't true fae folk
>>46822540
Use Helck.
>>46822508
Aw, I wanted to say this.
>>46830917
Helck can't deal with the human problem without wiping out all life on the planet and really bringing about a New World.
>>46822634
I hear it's mostly the gnomes what commission those stories. Can't blame the dwarves for following the silver, 'specially when it's from supplyin' something as demanded as good smut.
>>46822634
Not evil, will just do anything for money.
Even >>46830977
>>46830406
>Elves and humans begin interbreeding
>Half-elves begin existing as according to plan
>Humans don't go extinct so quickly, but that's fine, the elves have enough time
>Some elves "defect," but that's fine, there's room for that too
>Half-elf population starts exploding since they have the longevity of the elves and the humans' urge to fuck like crazy
>Half-elves soon see themselves as superior to parent races
>Race wars begin
>Charismatic half-elf rises to unite the chosen people in the genocide of the humans and enslavement of the elves
Are you a bad enough dude to join the resistance and defeat Half-Elf Hitler?
>>46822540
Breed with their women
>>46830406
>>46831035
And then the elves were the happy merchants all along.
>>46832811
Happy merchants import orcs, they don't do it themselves.
