Post the most Barbarian name you can think of. I need it for reasons.
Kroll
Grok. A barbarians name should never be more than one syllable, except when he has an awesome title attached to his name.
>>46820198
Conan?
>>46820102
Axe Bearkiller
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Conan
Steve
Dan
>>46820209
He multiclasses so much, he can have a second syllable.
>>46820198
Grok is already a word. Read more Heinlein;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok
Targ
Fist.
Thrud
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Blackwolf
Bloodwolf
Bluddwulf
>>46820102
Savir Thunderstruck.
>>46820254
We're all very impressed with your knowledge, anon
>>46820298
This needs to be a thing... From the future.
Halfdan
Grrrr
Korgoth
Glott
>>46820102
Fred.
You don't fuck with Fred.
Conan, Kull, Crag, Hrognarr, Rod, Crom, Thundarr, Börr, Helmut, Beefy Two-nips, Korgoth, Brüt
Grak.
Krrksfsksksks. Only little babies need vowels.
DaveUnless your barbarian has "the Barbarian" as their potential title, you're doing it wrong
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>>46820243
Race: Barbarian
Profession: Rogue
Background: Fighter
Honestly, if it doesn't cast spells you can make a case for it. Dude's hard to pigeonhole.
Crunk.
>>46820102
Hrothgar, Wiglaf, Uhtred, Ragnar, Aelfred
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Hhrothgar
>>46820322
It's from the boring full-length version of Kung Fury.
Don't bother.
>>46820102
Ronan, Son of Gowan, Master of the Red Sword.
Rognar the Bonemuncher
>>46820102
Brah Keg-Stander!
Uthred, whose father was Uthred, whose father was Utred, whose father was Ootred.
>>46820254
what a stupid comment. and here you were thinking you're smart.
can't be a name for a barbarian because its a word made up by a (great) SCIENCE FICTION author. doesnt even make sense in that context as to why it still couldn't be a name.
you failed at sharing your knowledge.
>>46820102
The ultimate barbarian doesn't have a name. People just know him by that indescriptible sound his enemies make when he crushes their skull.
Gutor
>>46820102
Bearfoot Bill, Bringer of Fire
>>46820719
>>46820102
Only responds with a grunt in disgust when asked for their name, and/or axe to face.
>>46820198
Grok 'Eadbasha
>>46820903
Grunt the Taciturn.
Slab Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Hold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Crunch Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchmeat
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Bob Johnson
Fang Bigdick
Eyewillbe Irelevantathighlevel
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>>46820782
Grok would be a fine name for a barbarian if 'grok' meant 'war' or 'blood' or otherwise referred to fucking shit up. But it means (among other things) to 'understand and empathize with.' Not the first words that come to mind when I think 'barbarian'.
While it does have the sound of a barbarian name, as someone who's actually read a Heinlein novel besides "Starship Troopers", when I hear the word 'grok', I get something else entirely out of it.
To use an analogy, t wouldn't be much different if I called the bad guy 'Vader' because it sounds like a good bad guy name. Alas, everyone's seen "Star Wars" and far fewer have read (or even heard of) "Stranger in a Strange Land".
>>46820985
Fucking beat me to it...
>pic related
>>46821129
>as someone who's actually read a Heinlein novel besides "Starship Troopers", when I hear the word 'grok', I get something else entirely out of it
We're all very proud of you, anon.
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Oqq
A name, a battle cry, and a word of prayer all in one.
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Killmourn Shattercuck
>>46820198
Yeah, I know what you mean.
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Thog the Bearpuncher
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Ivan
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Barack Obama
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Cletus
Gromtag
Larry
THRILLHO
Just THRILLHO
>>46820102
Lanthrod Swordsenhans the Brutalitator.
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Anthony
Imagine a perfect British chap, with hat, walking stick, and a monocle. And a suit. Tailored suit.
Who is a motherfucking ragemonster barbarian.
If you piss him off he'll beat you to death with his walking stick. Smash your head with kicks and rip your arm off.
Then proceeded to return to the theater and watches the play while drinking tea. Well mannered and all. Always cold controlled.
Until he snaps, with no visible warning.
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Barbara
>>46820102
Grognak
Groo.
CRAG HACK
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Ghengis Khan
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Kor, Son of Kor
Allahu Ackbar
>>46820102
>Post the most Barbarian name you can think of.
Barb & I'an
I have named two successive barbarians in two different campaigns 'Rom'.
After the minimum 'hurr durr emulating a rom' jokes pass, it's always gone over well.
>>46820322
>From the future
They're from the Viking Age.
The more you know ...
>>46825711
Wow, that's a nice phone.
>>46820298
>>46825711
Looks like the viking lady from Kung Fury.
>>46825824
because it is.
>>46826014
Fair enough. It's been quite awhile since I saw the movie. I'm not sure I was paying full attention to it at the time, either.
>>46820985
Yeah, we've all seen it
>>46820102
Omgrawr
