Help me create a character based on this image.
Squat Thunderblast
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
Give him a pair of axes, make the hair longer, add woad war paint,and then play as a barbarian. leave shirtless, ditch the underwear (historically some cultures had warriors who went into battle naked to prove their mettle, and fuck with their opponents heads).
>>46808228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6A2WhUcNec
>>46808228
Holy shit I crossfit with that guy. Fucking airbrushes amirite?
>>46808228
Get that trash out of here. What you need is a true Natty GOD.
>>46808292
>I crossfit
The fuck you on brah?
>>46808297
Based Scooby.
>>46808297
>Scoobs
>natty
>>46808228
A man with the power to make photoshop into reality
>>46808228
>>46808228
That dude needs to lay off the traps, deltoids and pecs, grow some bodyfat and get a haircut.
>>46808228
Nathan "Toyboat" Hoffa
He likes to get fucked in the ass and suck dick. He is on a quest to see if he can find the biggest lamppost in the world and how far up his ass it can go.
>>46808228
Red and blue underpant, with muscles like that? Clearly he's another Superboy clone!
>>46808292
Bullshit, he's a bodybuilder. Nigga wouldn't touch crossfit.
>>46810635
So you're saying he needs to stop moving?
>>46808251
You forgot the +4 racial bonus on Readyness of Cookies.
>>46810671
I genuinely thought it was superman cosplay before I enlarged the image.
>>46808228
Cleric of Zyzz
>>46811493
Zyzz
CG Lesser Diety
Portfolio: Athletics, Gains, Health, Anabolic Steroids
Domains: Strength, Chaos, Renewal
Clerics of Zyzz worship by lifting. Generally, Clerics will lift every day for 3 to 5 hours, but may miss one or two days without penalty. However, one day of every week must be defined as "leg-day". Clerics cannot skip Leg Day. If they do, Lord Zyzz shows his displeasure by dispatching a Gains Goblin to steal their gains.
"We're all gonna make it, brah"
>>46808228
Perks: gay.
Jeff pls go.
>>46811520
perfect
>>46808228
Bardbarian
Perform (Flex)
You can thank me later.
>>46808297
>implying
