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“Bad dreams,” you sigh, looking past your contented dogfish and into the shadowed recesses of your living room, strewn with the cardboard boxes that contain the sum total of your life. There's a diploma in there, and a binder with your accolades, and someplace, somewhere, a little velvet box that never left your pocket.
“I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space... were it not that I have bad dreams,” you muse.
“Huh?” Shoukaku asks.
“Shakespeare,” you tell her. “Just some hack that strung together a bunch of old, well-known quotations.” Rummaging in the cupboard again, you pull out the dented old percolator and fill it at the sink. Kongou's impromptu breakfast tea left detritus all over, including some teabags. Shoukaku shuffles aside to let you at the stove - as you put the percolator on the flame, you notice she's wearing honest-to-god- “bunny slippers?”
“Aren't they cute?” she says with a smile, balancing a foot on her toes like a model showing off a new shoe. “And they're so comfortable and fluffy~”
“So,” you mumble. “Sleepwalking.”
Her face falls, and she hugs herself again. “Yeah.”
“That's usually linked to dreams,” you tell her.
“... yeah,” she says, much quieter this time.
You watch the blue flames flicker and dance under the percolator, the ghostly radiance eerily familiar as it plays over the counter and reflects off the polished side of the fridge. You twist the stove lamp's dial, but it's a simple on/off, not a dimmer. The slow, hollow ticking of heating metal and the subdued surresations of the air conditioning are the only sounds.
[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
[ ] This dream bullshit is wearing thin. Get to the point.
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799516
Reminder Hate wants to be a Viking but his BB won't let him.
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
Fuck it, we're making tea anyways.
>>46799524
>[ ] This dream bullshit is wearing thin. Get to the point.
Do it gently, though. Let her know that others seem to be having nightmares, too. Put the pieces together, Ryan, you'll figure out that this is something that needs investigating...
>>46799524
>[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Let's use tact.
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>[X] This dream bullshit is wearing thin. Get to the point
>>46799524
Haha! Time for BOTESLUTS!
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>[ ] This dream bullshit is wearing thin. Get to the point.
Abyssals GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But like, no need to be a snappy cunt about it
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
We might as well try to figure out how her stuff links in with everything else, and this seems the way most likely to get results.
>>46799524
>[ ] This dream bullshit is wearing thin. Get to the point.
As presented by:
>>46799585
>>46799524
>she is wearing a nightgown
>we are in boxers
AND THEN THEY FUCKED
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>Official reminder that this is Hate's fate.
>>46799524
>[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
Maybe we can figure out what's going on with the dreams, and figure out a way to let crane down easy.
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
The longer we wait the more likely she is to forget.
I've been doing some research into the whole miko thing that some of the Japanese shipgirls, particularly Shoukaku and Kongo wear. It says there that white symbolizes purity. Ergo, assuming that either of them get it on, they're going to have to change attire.
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
HALF-ABYSSAL SHIGURE WHEN?
ABYSSAL FASHION BEST FASHION
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
We be classy gentleman that lets ladies go first.
>>46799516
ITS TIME
>>46799524
[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Am I the only one who thinks this should be done first?
>>46799706
She can form a baby metal group
>>46799524
[o] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
Wait, how did best (nip) carrier end here? Is this real life?
>[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Bit of tact would not hurt.
No matter what we do, let's make sure to mention that Willie's here, and WHY she's here
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
[X] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799784
Sleepwalking, probably from trippy abyss dreams. Try reading the previous threads, and fixing your horrible taste
Wait, did I miss a thread? Or is it one of those famous planefag ellipsis?
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799819
Who do you think is best japanese carrier then?
>>46799524
>[X] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799843
Not him, but me personally, Zuikaku if we're going by wartime performance, and the fact she was the last of the Pearl Harbor strike force to sink.
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
For instance, penises
>>46799524
[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799524
[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799843
Kaga
>>46799843
Akagi
>>46799524
>[X] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Considering how shaken Willie was about this, let's not be too aggressive here.
Just gulped down some dinner. For you nerds with CMANO, I've got something for you: http://www.mediafire.com/download/9oy8b98yxr2d24t/South+China+Clash+REDUX%2C+2016.scen
This is a modified version of the old developer-made/stock scenario South China Clash. Nowhere near done yet, so don't pass it around too much (I haven't credited the original scenario designer and a few other people in the actual scenario info and such) but I DO need some playtesting of it to see if things are working as intended.
The LCS's have their Hellfires now but for some reason the AI refuses to fire them, WRA and such be damned, so things will be slightly less challenging from the PLAN side. Lemme know if the AI derps out and yolos into SAMs or keeps its radars off even when it ought to know that cruise missiles are inbound, or whatever.
>>46799904
>Implying Kaga is anything but worst bitch
Where's that doujin when I need it
>>46799524
>[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799843
Define "Best."
Best at what and against what? Best performance? Best crews? Most ships sunk? Lasted longest?
>[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799922
Oh fuck yeah, was wondering when you'd start testing that
>>46799928
>>46799940
Best tits.
>>46799962
>flattop
>tits
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
>she's obviously got something on her mind
SHE WILL HAVE NOTHING BUT DICK ON HER FLIGHT DECK AFTER GIVING HER AN EYEFUL. JESUS CHRIST IT IS 4AM AND YOU'RE ALREADY ACTING LIKE A TYPICAL HAREM PROTAG. WILL HATE SLAP SOME SENSE INTO THE GOD DAMN ADMIRAL? YES I MAD
>>46799524
[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799928
She's a bitch, but not a conniving bitch
>>46799524
>[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>a little velvet box that never left your pocket.
well shit
>>46799524
>[X] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
Accounting for the leveling effect, what are our strongest ships?
>>46799524
[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Japanese carriers with their US Analogue:
Hosho - Langley
Kaga - Lexington
Akagi - Saratoga
Soryu - Ranger
Hiryu - Ranger
Shoukaku - Yorktown class
Zuikaku - Yorktown class
Taiho (if they could actually build more of them and their DC wasn't shit) - Essex Class
All right, so DESTROYER DAD: POI EDITION is done and ready to go! As always, it'll be posted after the session is done!
Let's decide who's next up!
>Miyuki
>Kiyoshimo
>Ushio
>Shigure
>Other
>>46799981
You and I, anon, you and I.
We didn't torpedo the flat battleship and now we will not torpedo the curvaceous carrier.
Even captcha wants boats, for god's sake.
>>46799524
[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46800010
George Bush
>>46799928
Kaga a cutie.
>[X ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800010
Yamato easily for first if we're going by gunpower and armor. Essex if we're going by aircraft complement and capability. Shimakaze if we're going by speed.
>>46800015
>Ushio
STONKING GREAT TORPEDO BULGES!
![309011a02933fd0be31eaa8376ff3f1e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gaQEcbV.jpg "309011a02933fd0be31eaa8376ff3f1e[1].jpg")
>>46799974
Tits.
>>46800014
What's DC?
>>46800015
>Ushio
Best lewd not-lewdable adorable destroyer.
>>46799940
good question. I personally like KC Souryuu the most even if she's not as highly vaunted/etc.
>>46799962
See above. Japan agrees
>>46800015
>>Shigure
>>46800054
Damage control.
>>46800054
Damage control.
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46800015
>Kiyoshimo
>>46800015
>Shigure
>>46799524
>[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799524
[X] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799954
Mad props to the Catte for helping me with the code - first time I've touched coding since fucking middle school, and the furthest I got back then was "FLOATING POINTS ARE A THING WOW." Generally:
-- The shootout between Chinese Coast Guard and Philipine Navy should be more intense. Planning on more detailed patrol zones (maybe with fixed RPs on the Philipine cutters) so the LCS's stay near when you're playing as the PLAN, but it was more work than I could be arsed to do right now.
-- That sneaky little fuck of a sub saves its missiles for the Burke (unless an LCS gets uncomfortably close) and won't bother with the Philippine patrol boats. Not sure how intelligent a choice that is for the sub from a Real Life perspective, though. I wonder - seems you can link a unit-enters-area trigger to a "weapon," with some work I might be able to make the sub fire when other missiles are inbound in an attempt to swarm defenses... BLEH EFFORT
-- More shit to shoot at with your cruise missiles, I hate scenarios that give you 50 Tomahawks and nothing to shoot them at. Fuckin single-unit airfield is right out, go ahead and plaster Woody Island like it owes you money
-- stuff I forgot idk insomnia
-- christ I need to update the scoring, a fighter and a DDG should not be the same point value
>>46800074
>>46800079
Thanks. I'm looking at the wikipedia page for it and playing Yaketty Sax in another tab, because holy shit.
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46800028
SHOUKAKU GOT AN EYEFUL OF COCK WHILE ON THE FLOOR.
SHOUKAKU IS A GIRL.
GIRLS THINK ABOUT DICK.
WHERE DO DICKS GO IN A GIRL SHIP?
IN HER HANGAR BAY.
>>46800015
>Kiyoshimo
>>46799524
[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800015
>Kiyoshimo
>>46799524
[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Small talk would be good.
>>46800015
Kiyoshimo was the stalker one? That one then.
>>46799524
>[x] This dream bullshit is wearing thin. Get to the point.
spooky fatigue.
>>46800015
>>Miyuki
(or any Kagero)
>>46800156
>image
fucking saved wow
>>46799524
[X] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799524
[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
Lets see if we can get her to open up with a little prompting. It'll tell us how open or not she is to possibly getting help with whatever it is.
>>46800015
>kiyoshimo
senkan!
>>46800028
I doubt it would remotely escalate given the mood, and if it did, Planefag would have something interrupt it without fail, like Willie waking up screaming....again.
>Neco busy shoving her waifu into the quest as hard as she can
>keeps pushing for Seibahzona
>Probably her self insert too
So Neco, how many blowjobs did you have to give planefag for the Arizona deito?Houshou when? Settle needs a warm and motherly woman in his life
>>46799524
[x ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799524
>[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46800152
Nope! Kiyoshimo is the destroyer that wants to be a battleship!
>>46800200
Who's supposed to be Seibah here?
>>46800015
>Ushio
>>46800114
>>46800028
>>46799981
Explain further.
>>46800207
>why is she similing
HA
>>46800200
wew lad
>>46799524
[o] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
[X] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
Ease the mod a bit before we base jump into nightmare canyon.
>>46800015
>Kiyoshimo
>>46800152
Kiyo is the pocket battleship, you're thinking of her sister Hayashimo.
>>46800237
Kaga is hot.
>>46799524
>[X ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800207
Now do it for all the girls actually in the quest.
>>46799524
[x] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799694
You think anyone wearing it in Japan is a virgin?
>>46800229
BENIS GOES IN CARRIER HANGAR
CARRIER PRODUCES PLANES FROM BENIS
PLANES FIGHT FOR CARRIER
>>46799524
>[ ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800299
Good point.
>>46799524
>[X] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
VOTES CALLED TOOT TOOT
>>46799524
[X ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800299
We all know the both of them were full of seamen.
>>46800015
>Kiyoshimo
Make her dreams come true, sir.
>>46799524
[ ] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46799524
[X]>>46799524
Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799524
[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800015
Hatsuzuki
>>46800188
Now now, it's not that bad... Lord Clive had less tonnage than Kiyoshimo and yet...
[x] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46799524
>>[X ] Calm her down, first. She's obviously tense. Make conversation, or something.
>>46800106
Catte is a woman of many talents, it seems.
>>46800200
D E L E T E T H I S
>>46800237
>over-the-barrel grip
My first instinct is that she's going to burn her thumb to shit, but I feel like that's because I'm more familiar with shooting Kalashnikov-pattern rifles than ARs.
>>46800045
Essex also wins as far as ship capabilities are concerned. Though if she has to shoot at something that's not an incoming aircraft, something's probably gone wrong.
>>46800421
It's too late, Catte. It has already begun.
>>46800223
The stoic, petite gorl with a modest chest and strength disproportionate to her size, a complex about the legacy her death left on her country, a cute appetite, and a fierce loyalty to protecting her master.
I wonder.
>>46800423
>she's going to burn her thumb to shit
Assuming she doesn't enjoy the warmth... or if it will even run hot enough to bother her.
>>46800439
Hell, if she can get upgraded, we might be able to get her nuclear weapons.
>>46800200
Is that you, Crix?
Pushing for the momboat doesn't make you any better than Deme's girlfriend.
>>46800462
Ohhhh.
See, when they said Seibahzona, I just assumed that was a portmanteau couple name.
>every thread
>>46800462
What the hell is a "gorl"?
It sounds like a word of Black Speech, but I can't quite tell what.
>>46800358
pack a hill fort with tannerite and give her a 'prototype miniaturised 40cm type-3 shell' which is really a 5-incher with the tip painted red?
>>46800421
>dal dal 43
I require 1-42
>>46800463
Well, it IS the Mobile Space Heater. She might set the hardware on fire without actually firing a round...
>>46800513
Phone keybboard
>>46800462
"Cute" appetite?
... Well, I suppose if you enjoy doing your weekly grocery shopping every day, "cute" is the right way to put it.
>>46799524
>[X] Invite her to talk - she's obviously got something on her mind. A lot of somethings.
>>46800522
Your Auto-Correct is programmed to Black Speech?
Is that you, Sauron?
>>46800566
>Your Auto-Correct is programmed to Black Speech?
Yours isn't?
>>46800566
It comes standard. You have to downgrade back to fertile lands and peaceful days.
Good evening, everyone!
>>46800517
...heheh.
>A Minnesota man was fined $2,583 and sentenced to three years' probation on charges of detonating an explosive device and unlawful possession of components for explosives after he detonated 100 lb (45 kg) of Tannerite inside the bed of a dump truck by shooting it with a rifle chambered in .50 BMG from 300 yards (270 m) away on January 14, 2008, in Red Wing, Minnesota. The blast could be felt at Prairie Island Nuclear Power Plant (roughly 5 miles away).
>A 20-year-old man in Busti, New York shot 18 lb (8.2 kg) of Tannerite on January 13, 2013, that sent a particularly "loud boom" through much of southern Chautauqua County, New York and extending as far south as Pennsylvania, at least 3 miles away. Multiple other sounds of explosions were also reported in the incident. The explosive noise caused numerous phone calls to the Chautauqua County Sheriff's Office, the New York State Police, and other law enforcement in the area.
>On March 19, 2016, a 32-year-old man in Walton County, Georgia, severed his leg after shooting at a riding lawnmower filled with 3 pounds of Tannerite. A piece of shrapnel flew 30 yards and removed the leg below his knee. Six months prior to that accident, another man in Muskegon, Michigan, also had his leg severed after using Tannerite to blow up a 55-gallon drum, despite being 50 yards from the explosion.
Oh. Oh yes.
Pack in a few hundred pounds of ANFO too. Make it a blast worthy to remember.
>>46800590
Have you considered any opening acts for your concert?
An oldie but goodie for Catte.
>>46800463
I've seen people shooting ARs like that before, but it just looks really uncomfortable. Supposed to give you better control over the recoil, but the .223 and 5.56 NATO rounds I've used have fuck-all for recoil compared to 7.62x39mm. But then, my MAK-90 has no muzzle brake and I don't think I've ever seen an AR without one.
>>46800454
THAT IS IT.
HOUSHOU IS THE WORMSLUT IN THIS QUEST.
THAT'S WHAT I'M STICKING WITH.
>>46800519
>implying 43
I think I'm up to 65 by now?
>>46800590
Are you gonna be the one that saves me?
Being Kumano is suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc2RxEAuIVY
>>46800624
>THAT IS IT.
HOUSHOU IS THE WORMSLUT IN THIS QUEST.
THAT'S WHAT I'M STICKING WITH.
NO.
>>46800576
Sindarin, actually. Quenya just isn't used enough.
>>46800590
... Well, I guess even former Dark Lords have to do something with their eternal life.
Like Phone OS programmation.
Please advise us if Sauron comes to visit. He's an old... friend.
>>46800624
>>46800673
So it continues. The great shitstorm of Houshou.
>>46800612
As in, people opening for it? I don't know. I could ask, I guess, but I'm fairly midgrade.
If you meant my act, well... the show must go on. Same old cutesy stuff. Maybe dedicate the show to Tatsuta and Tenryuu before I get started. Kinda have some other shit on my mind lately.
>>46800624No~
>>46800484
>>46800590
You still up for trolling Harder on occasion or has that fallen to the wayside now that the two of you are an item?
Houshou is purest carrier.
>>46800517
>>46800602
Just how much tannerite are we discussing here?
>>46800602
>>On March 19, 2016, a 32-year-old man in Walton County, Georgia, severed his leg after shooting at a riding lawnmower filled with 3 pounds of Tannerite. A piece of shrapnel flew 30 yards and removed the leg below his knee
>first three warnings on my tannerite targets
>recommended minimum safe distance is 100 meters
>Do not place product inside any object shrapnel may cause serious injury or death
>Do not group multiple targets together
Stupid people are a self solving problem.
>>46800691
Naka, how do you navigate private places like bathrooms and showers when you can only see out of others eyes?
Do you have to have harder read for you?
Are you planning on learning Braille?
>>46800730
I love the Admiral's reaction there.
>>46800732
A Little Boy's worth.
>>46800751
I'd think she'd rather plan for getting her fucking eyes back, y'know, getting the fuck back to normal.
Just a thought m8.
>>46800751
I bet she's *really* intimate with Harder at this point.
>>46800732
Never enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ss6gCPNs4
>>46800691
>Maybe dedicate the show to Tatsuta and Tenryuu before I get started.
Gonna perform any of the chunnis' favorite songs?
>>46800784
So when did she lose her eyes? I could've sworn I've been up to date on all the nakatimes at least.
>>46800809
She still has her eyes, they just aren't hers. I think it happened after the battle, or a bit before it.
It's more than a little concerning, but eh
>>46800713
Are you fucking kidding me? It's my favorite thing to do to him, right next to arguing.
>>46800751
What>>46800784 said, but for the most part, Harder's been my seeing-eye sub.
>>46800789
Yyyyyeah, I guess you could say that.
>>46800602
>100lbs of tannerite
Aw, that's cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99w08bYL6yc Twice that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf8dKciPgps 4.25x that
>>46800790
Does the explosive kill the hogs or the shrapnel?
>>46800765
So four point eight five tons? Okay.
Filing requisition form now. Delivery soon.
>>46800790
Hey, stick a few hogs up in that fort, tenderize some meat to feed the ducks later.
>>46800809
She didn't exactly 'lose' her eyes, not entirely at least. She just can't see out of them.
Instead she ASSUMES DIRECT CONTROL over the vision of others.
The range of the sight-stealing effect... well, that is unknown...
>>46800691
Good thing DD6 want to do a show with you. Has Goto or Settle mentioned that yet?
And remember that that AFV with your face on it. You ain't midgrade to those boys. Remember what Settle said about singers for the US during WW2.
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>>46800673
>little shits do terror raid on perl harbl
>sink waifus
>doodz ded, burgers are burn
ay bitch you ain't gonna moe~ your way outta bein responsible
Let's see here, which Japanese ships survived long enough to be scrapped? Hosho, Junyou, Tone, though that one came after she was sunk, she was refloated, Kitakami, Kashima, Hibiki, Ushio, Yukikaze, Suzutsuki (turned into a breakwater), Fuyutsuki (turned into breakwater), Harustuki, Yoizuki, Natsuzuki, Take, Kiri, Sugi, Maki, Kashi, Kaya, Nara, Tsubaki, Kaba, Kaede, Hagi, Hatsuzakura, Nire, Nashi, Shii, Hatsuume,
>>46800851
Aye, tannerite is awesome - and it's easy (but expensive) to obtain. Not as much restrictions as ANFO.
>>46800866
There is no shrapnel - that was all concussive force from the explosion.
Instant tenderized meat, brain pulverized, etc...
>>46800844
So are you keeping Harder close to you even when you are at a concert and in public so he can look at what you need to see?
Because I can see your idol fanbase quickly noticing how he acts around you if you have him around even in your idol persona.
>>46800939
Ahhh thanks anon.
>>46800869
You know what, if you think of Naka's voice as akin to Reaper Indoctrination, it make a bit more sense. Well that, or Geass, either one works really.
Hell Naka came very close to having a Euphinator incident of her own at one point.
![17085_big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I7VKDpv.jpg "17085_big[1].jpg")
>>46800844
Prank possibility for the future, but perhaps 'too much'. On the other hand, if he says he wants to take responsibility / wants more than one, he's definitely a keeper.
I'm actually a little surprised those things even exist.
So I wonder what Yuudachi did to Crab.
>>46800965
That's an odd thing to think, considering that so far her only ability to influence people supernaturally has been through a specific kind of song, not just speech.
>>46800986
Hayashimo is one lewd DD.
>>46800965
>You know what, if you think of Naka's voice as akin to Reaper Indoctrination, it make a bit more sense.
Bit different though. Reaper indoc is permanent. Naka's siren-voice is temporary.
Friendly reminder that HOPE RIDES ALONE.
And even if you do wanna fuck a boat, sleepwalking nightmares are a pretty terrible circumstance for it.
>>46800953
Well, the stage will have places he can look out from, and all the dance has at least made me semi-coordinated. It's a giant trip trying to walk with someone else's perspective, but I've been practicing. We're hoping that all those eyes on the stage will give me a decent "view" to navigate from. Worst case, we chalk it up to the wounds.
>>46800968
That's just cruel. Besides, not gonna work now, given he's screenwatching so I can post these.
>>46800965
God, please don't remind me.
>>46801012
NO
LEWDING
THE
DESTROYERS
>>46801028
>HOPE RIDES ALONE.
Haven't we established that that's retarded and doesn't help anyone?
>>46800844
>seeing-eye sub
Does he get a leash, collar and a little bib that says WORKING ANIMAL, DO NOT PET?
>>46801049
I didn't do anything man. Just look at that smile. Hayashimo is totally ready for some grade D Teitoku loving.
>>46801063
No? We can be supportive and helpful to our ships without giving them the D.
See: Willie.
>>46800844
What's happened now, you seemed so cheerful before? You'll see from your own eye/eyes eventually. Keep you chin up.
>>46801047
Really... you actually agreed to naked apron for Harder?
>>46801049
But anon, they want to be lewded!
>>46801096
And Hornet. Maybe Hamp, though not sure on that count. Essex is a maybe. Pretty far gone, but possibly redeemable.
“Did you find Shigure?” you ask.
She nods, her white hair shimmering with the faint blue radiance in the shadows, lending it the faint tinge of blued steel, like bright moonlight. “Yes.”
“Did it go okay?”
“... kind of. She's... doing better.”
“Why the change of heart, though?” You press your palm against your temple, making Shoukaku wince as your spine crinkles and crunches. “I thought you were spooked of her.”
Shoukaku studies her bunny slippers, letting her long hair shield her eyes. “I was afraid.”
>>46801096
But at the same time willie doesn't want settle's D while Shoukaku and Arizona DO in general. (specific times might be a different matter as right now Shoukaku wants comfort and someone to talk/listen to her the most)
>>46801047
>We're hoping that all those eyes on the stage will give me a decent "view" to navigate from.
By the way, what is happening to Harder's vision during this process? You're seeing through his eyes, so what is he experiencing? Unchanged sight? Or something... else?
>That's just cruel. Besides, not gonna work now, given he's screenwatching so I can post these.
Could always mind-whammy him so as to make him forget.
“... of the curse,” you supply quietly.
“... yes,” she admits, the shame evident in her voice. “I... I didn't want to... I've got- there's so much I want to *do*...” She wipes at her face.
“You were in quite the panic, earlier,” you remind her.
“I greeted her when she was first summoned back,” she tells you. “I... told her she was with her comrades again. It'd all be okay, and then-” she sniffs - “the incident, everything, I...” Shoukaku sinks on unsteady legs into one of your cheap kitchen chairs, arms wrapped tightly around herself as she stares at her knees. “I wanted to take it all back, but - I can't.”
You get out some mugs for the tea and scare up the sugar cubes as her hesitant admissions pour forth, giving yourself time to turn them over in your exhaustion-numbed brain. “Curses aren't catching, Shoukaku. I don't know much about Japanese mythology, but I do know that.”
She shuffles her bunny slippers over the linoleum silently.
>>46801047
So it seems that you're KCQ's version of Canary.
Better watch what you say in anger.
>>46801147
I'm impressed, you managed to make a fake pregnancy scare prank even more scummy by involving mindwipe
>>46801047
Point. Anyone else who knows about you and Harder who you could prank with that? Say, Settle, Goto or Wainwright? Actually getting Harder involved in the prank would just make it more convincing.
Actually, the whole 'screenwatching' thing opens a question. When you're seeing through someone elses' eyes, do they notice? Can they still see 'normally'? If there's any kind of noticeable symptom, could be worth checking out in case anyone is being used unknowingly as spycam by Abyssals.
>>46801047
If he's seeing this, he must have colorful commentary on things.
>>46801047
Do you think we could train our own boats to do spoopy psychic dream shit to fight back a la X-COM?
>>46800114
what if she just like balls?
Wait, why can't Naka see out of her own eyes?
“You're talking about yourself, aren't you?”
She shivers. “We all remember, Settle. We... all remember how we died.”
“I noticed,” you mutter as you watch the percolator intently.
“... you don't understand,” she says softly.
“Try me.”
“... Settle...”
“Yes?”
“Look at me.”
You look. Her topaz eyes are a deep shade of amber in the shadows, the flicker of reflected firelight seeming to play around their depths.
“In the CIC... you... you *challenged* them. You told them you'd never let them take us.”
You nod ever so slightly.
“Did you mean it?” Those topaz eyes are shimmering wetly now, diffusing their inner light. “Did you?”
[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
[ ] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
[ ] ... I'm not sure I'm meant to be a protector, Shoukaku. A protector loves. A punisher rages. What did that sound like to you, in there?
>>46801180
>If there's any kind of noticeable symptom, could be worth checking out in case anyone is being used unknowingly as spycam by Abyssals.
Even worse, this might also be opening up the individual in question to Abyssal long-range fuckery. Even if it is *just* bad dreams at least, it's still a marker for intrusion...
I just realized that Naka now needs Harder to help her with her finances, cooking, and shopping.
All that is missing is the wedding rings and the gaggle of children.
...
Hey Naka, are you considering having Harder move in with you to help with your 'issues'.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
In character
Wait, So fap angel turned Shokaku into an expy of his sister?
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge
>>46801231
>[X] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801253
>Wait, So fap angel turned Shokaku into an expy of his sister?
>>46801231
[X] Not without a fight.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>[X] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
Remove abyssals.
>>46801231
>[ ] ... I'm not sure I'm meant to be a protector, Shoukaku. A protector loves. A punisher rages. What did that sound like to you, in there?
The best defense is a good offense
>>46801231
>[X] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
>[x] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
Showing some character development and he's really not alone (Goto's similarly)
>>46801231
NAKAMAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME
>[ ] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>>46801231
>[ ] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>[ ] ... I'm not sure I'm meant to be a protector, Shoukaku. A protector loves. A punisher rages. What did that sound like to you, in there?
Why not both? The Fleet can protect them, we are just a captain who does his best and ragesummons sluts.
>>46801231
[X] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801273
The purest form of love.
>>46801231
>[ ] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
Sunda Straits proved at the very least that others are also willing to put their lives on the line for shipgirls. Even if historically they were from conquered countries or opponents.
>>46801231
>You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>>46801231
>[ X ] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
NAKAMA
>>46801231
>[X] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>>46801231
>[X] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
[X ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
BRING IT THE FUCK ON SPOOKY GHOST GIRLS, WE'VE GOT THE STAND 'DON'T FUCK WITH THIS'
>>46801253
THE FUCK!? NO WAY IN HELL
>>46801231
[x] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
Remind her the whole navy and humanity have her back as long as she fights for us.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
Full Shirou.
With a side of
[ ] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>>46801231
[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>[x] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
>[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God -- I just work for him. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
And now that I've got a ship a again, I'll be right there with all of you holding the line.
>>46800602
>>46800745
You note this genius was using 3.5 lbs not as a target, but to BLOW UP a metal object
>>46801231
[x] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
>>46801084
...Well he does NOW. C'mere, Harder.
>>46801107
Life happened. None of my problems went away. Hell, they got worse. I can't just wave a wand and be happy forever, or I'd have done it.
>>46801113
I am not a clever woman.
>>46801165
What does "don't remind me" mean to you, goddammit?
>>46801180
No one seems to see or feel anything different. They see just fine. I just see what they're seeing, from their perspective.
Harder stares at my collarbone a lot. And my calves and ankles.
>>46801210
He keeps trying to wrestle the phone away from me, but I've been sitting on him so long his hands are numb and I have the keypad layout memorized.
>>46801216
Last time I tried to fight, I damn near turned in my sleep. I don't recommend it.
>>46801228
Because I'm an idiot.
>>46801246
The guy has a busy life of steadily wearing out his Smash Mouth albums and having terrible taste, anon. I have my sisters for the day-to-day.
>>46801231
>[x] You missed the crucial word, there. Not me, Shoukaku. *We.* I don't have much to do with it. I'm just one of many.
First one is good, but Settle needs to remember he isn't doing this alone. He can't.
A captain needs a crew and an admiral needs a fleet.
>>46801231
[ ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801231
[X ] I can't make any promises. I'm not God. But I know where I stand, and I'll die before I budge.
>>46801253
>>46801273
>>46801333
>Implying it's not Halley.
