You awaken in a dark, decrepit room. In front of you is a brilliant light with an adorable smiley face in the center. It speaks to you.
>"Brave hero, you will face great hardships in the immediate future. Tell me your name, class, race and gender because I honestly can't tell, I'm too bright to see anything in front of me...Yes, that makes perfect fucking sense. I will grant you my power if you answer this question, so don't question me..."
I reach out with my muscular hand, grab it and crush it into a bloody paste.
Transgender FlameWolf-kin named Shredder
BarbarianKill Jester
>>46789128
VERN O'NIEL
HUMAN
MALE
WARRIOR
>>46789128
Oachökas
Human
Male
Fighter
>>46789167
>"That's, uh, cool, I guess...kind of boring, but if that's what you are, then I won't judge. So...where are you from?"
>>46789296
Australia
by definition this makes him a hardened fighter who's seen the worst nature can offer
>>46789296
gensokyo
>>46789296
>>46789308
But not, like, in a city Australia.
We're talking full on outback.
>>46789296
I come from Katlan, the city of clocks! It's just before the High Mountains
>>46789359
>>46789308
>"Wow, hey, that's great. Huh, would you look at that? I'm out of time to listen to your life story, looks like it's time to send you on your journey. Bye."
You wake up in the middle of a field with only your armor and your trusty, nameless greatsword.
>>46789440
check your person for anything of use
maybe there's something hidden
>>46789440
My greatsword isn't nameless. Her name's Viola!
But is there anything around me in the field?
>>46789440
Scream for damn cold beer!
>>46789440
I yell loudly to attract any friends that might be in the area!
>>46789471
You apologize to Viola for forgetting her name and look around, you see a gargantuan mountain in the distance and trees all around you, but nothing that you can reach for a while. You do, however, see a path leading into some woods in the distance.
>>46789561
If there's a path it's a man's duty toignore it and forge his own!
>>46789561
wander around in the other direction
perhaps there's civilization nearby in a more open area
>>46789561
Go in the woods, really carefuly and with Viola at hand.
Them wolves wont bite me this time!
Go to the woods
Shout "HELLO?"and stuff like that to attract friendlies. And hostiles but Viola will take care of that
>>46789620
The woods are spooky, but all you've managed to attract by yelling is a wayward cleric. You are unable to discern their gender.
>>46789712
Wave to cleric person. Say hi.
Tell him my name's Oachökas and I'm going to the mountain. Ask for their name.
>>46789712
ask what the cleric is doing in the woods and if there's others nearby
>>46789712
Do a little jig
>>46789712
Ask the nonspecifically gendered cleric where we are and how to get to the nearest town. Put on puppy eyes if possible to show that we're lost.
>>46789733
>"I-I'm Aphra, I was sent on a pilgrimage to convert others to our beliefs and assist travelers. I wouldn't go to that mountain if I were you, many terrible monsters live up there. They might be a little dangerous for you..."
>>46789888
show cleric muh benis :DDDD
>>46789888
Pull out our sword Viola and show them that you have nothing to worry about as you show off her incredible girth.
Ask if they want to assist you
>>46789888
What monsters are those, and how do you know of them?
Also, how are you choosing whose choice counts?
>>46789888
ask about the belifs and gender
>>46789888
Try to convince them to accompany us on our journey. Safety in numbers and all that.
>>46789932
It's whichever he likes best I guess.
>>46789888
Are they a boy or a girl?
>>46789888
I am not afraid of monsters! Me and Viola can handle them! You should also come with me, Aphra. You shouldn't miss on the fun! You can also tell me about your church!
>>46789932
Taking their favorite choice/whichever one they already drew for.
>>46789932
>>46789995
The luxury of someone who can draw.
>>46789888
She (I'm assuming) looks like an Adventure Time character.
>>46789995
There are ~15 minutes between chosen replies and what they post...
Could be legit.
I say we tell the cleric that their unidentifiable self is a coward, and march to the mountain!
>>46789931
>>46789941
>>46789939
>"O-ok, you seem strong enough, I guess. You'll probably need a healer anyway. If you'll follow me, I can lead you to the mountain."
Aphra has joined your party!
>>46789932
I just pick whatever I like best.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>46790079
Rolling Perception to see if we find anything interesting on our way to the mountain.
>>46790079
Make small talk with the cleric
Ask him what his order/religon is. If at all possible, work in a question about their gender. Also, if they have any actual combat experience
>>46790079
Let's keep walking, but double the pace. We don't want nightfall to catch us in the woods.
...I heard stories of men that turn to wolves.
Big bad wolves.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>46790084
Meant to do 1d20, goddammit.
>>46790095
You find an enchanted twig! You have no idea what it does, so Aphra pockets it for future use.
>>46790093
>"We worship the great god of life and wisdom: Gothorn. He rewards those who are wise and think about the consequences of their actions as well as those who make decisions that save lives, rather than end them. We are but one of many groups who worship the gods of these lands, our congregation is one of the largest in the land. Oh, combat experience? Well, I was trained in healing and hitting things with my hammer, moreso healing than the latter...oh dear, what's that?!"
A giant spider falls out of nowhere in front of you and Aphra.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>46790256
Scream 'OH GOD SPIDER AHHHH!', and frantically swing my blade at its many eyes in an attempt to blind it or just kill it
(rolling to hit)
>>46790256
>"Heh, you call that a spoider?"
>pull out bigger spider
>"Now THIS is a spoider!"
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>46790256
Cleave it in twain!
>>46790256
Maybe it's friendly? We could try talking to it to see if it wants something.
>>46790256
Thrust at the spider with Viola!
>"Aphra! Get your healing magic ready!"
>>46790301
Remember, we are from Australia. That's a medium spider at best. If we were indoors I'd say just throw it out, but as is, just ignore it, it'll go away.
>>46790256
Ask the spider to join our party. I hate mosquitoes.
>>46790313
Oh yea good point, forgot we were from australia, please do not scream about the spider
>>46790309
The spider doesn't seem to understand. It hisses at you and lunges, Aphra crushes it with his/her hammer.
>"Most of the monsters that I've come across in this forest aren't very friendly, I wouldn't recommend doing that again."
>>46790256
Greet the spider, point out the interesting bits to Aphra as it tries to eat your face. Push it away and make it shove off with a few threatening pokes
Remember, as other anons said we are from Australia and Aphra's god likes people who don't end lives
>>46790469
>>46790469
Nevermind, a bit too late
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>46790468
Thank Aphra for the advice and say we should move on to the mountain. Let's find out where he/she is from as we go and again see if we can discern their gender
(roll for perception? )
>>46790501
This.
>>46790468
Take the spider's corpse as your trophy. Rip it's legs off and make ceremonial fetishes from them, and hang them from your armor, like the roight-propa 'Strayian you are. Cunt.
>>46790468
>"Thank you Aphra. You know a lot of things about the forest. Have you been traveling for long?"
>>46790468
Ask Aphra why they were in this forest in the first place. If they're trying to convert people, wouldn't it make more sense to hang around civilized areas?
>>46790468
Check the spider for loot. Maybe it ate a gold shield or something.
>>46790537
>>46790564
>>46790501
>>46790518
>"You're very welcome! And yes, we should definitely begin moving towards out destination. It should take about an hour."
You decide to pass the time talking, you begin by asking about where they're from first.
>"I'm sure that you know of Nholtar, the city of life. No? Well, that's strange. Nholtar is one of the largest religious hubs in the continent. Most everyone in the continent knows of it."
You then ask whether he/she has been travelling long.
>"Ah, yes. Today is actually the beginning of my second month travelling. I have been in a few forests like this one and, to my knowledge, most of the forests of this area of the continent house many of the same beasts."
You move onto the question of conversion and why they are in such uncivilized areas.
>"There are actually several tribes living in forests as well as more-or-less sentient monsters that can listen to reason living in forests, caves, and other parts of the continent...or so the bishop has told me. I have yet to find a monster that would rather talk than make a meal out of me."
You are just about to bring up the all-important gender issue, but Aphra mentions that you are at the base of the mountain. Well fuck.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46790501
Also stealth roll so he/she can't see me staring at their bits
>>46790714
Ignore to late
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>46790712
Damn... we ain't got mountains like that back in Australia... Let's see if we can find a path up or at least a decently sloped side to start climbing up... or a cave if possible
Search role
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>46790712
Is that a cave or a rock? Enter the cave and look around if so, and if not we should start looking for a way up. Either way, rolling Perception.
>>46790712
ask her to cast fly
>>46790712
It is time to climb the mountain!
>"Aphra! Brace youself on my back! I'm gonna climb this rock! The smiley faced light foretold it!"
>>46790758
You enter the cave and find skeletons inside, it seems to go deeper.
>>46790880
dance with the skeletons
>>46790880
Smash skeleheads they might be skull spiders
>>46790880
Check the bones for tooth marks then break them. They could connect themselves and become full blown skellies like in Dark Souls.
>>46790880
Make a skelly totem with available skeletons. We can scare things with it later.
Also, get further down. Ask of Aphra to do a small prayer for our safety.
I like this CYOA. It's really comfy.
>>46790933
You check the bones, some have light tooth marks, others seem to be pre-crushed in multiple places, there is only one intact skeleton (it even has clothing!). You and Aphra begin to crush them, but as you raise your foot over the intact one...
>"Hey buddy, watch where you're stepping! I'm trying to get some goddamn shuteye here!"
>>46791009
Thank you, anon. I appreciate it.
>>46791027
Quickly apologize to the skeleton and explain that you thought it could be hostile. We should also offer to be friends with him. Who doesn't like skeletons?
>>46791027
Apologise to the skelly! Greet him, introduce ourselves and ask his name.
>>46791027
>>46791071inb4 his name's WellingtonWellington the Skellington
>>46791027
'Ah! Hello my fine skinless friend, I do apologize as we were unaware of your sentient nature. I wonder, would you be interested in possibly joining our fine adventuring party? Also where are all these bones from?'
Obviously with a 'strayian accent
>>46791058
>>46791071
>>46791103
>"No problem, kiddo. You shouldn't be stepping on innocent skeleton heads without checking to see if they're awake or not though."
You introduce yourself and ask if he'd like to be your friend.
>"Huh, weird names. I'm Wellington, the swordsman skeleton. And sure, I wouldn't mind; I need to get out of this cave anyway, I've been hanging around here for too long."
Wellington has joined the party!
>>46791225
The skeleton constantly makes bone puns
He knows they're not funny
that's why he makes them
>>46791225
Hurrah! Second member!
We continue down the cave and I ask Wellington how long he has been sleeping in the cave.
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>46791225
Roll to check for traps
>>46791225
Out of earshot of Aphra, quietly ask Wellington if he has any idea about his/her gender.
>>46791225
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpQsMFkzQNg
Keep moving through the cave and ask him about himself. See if he can remember anything from when he was alive.
>>46791278
>>46791291
>"I've been sleeping in here for a while...twenty years, maybe? I don't know."
You go on to asking whether or not he remembers anything about himself.
>"What's with this 'all skeletons have amnesia' thing that people always seem to believe? I remember my life reasonably well, it's a long story though so I'll give you the short version of it. I used to be a famous adventurer, but I was killed by a roaming knight who challenged me to a duel. Thirty years later, a lich revives me and gives me access to some dark magics and free will; that's pretty strange, now that I think of it, but I just rolled with it. The guy told me to do whatever, so I just continued adventuring, but got really fucking tired so I decided to nap in here. Being dead for so long takes a lot out of you."
>>46791399
ask if the lich was cute, ask him why he sleeps so long and then ask him what dark magic he can perform, mostly the first one though
>>46791432
Seconding this
>>46791399
Ask him how does it feel to be a skellington.
Then check around for paths in the cave.
>>46791399
Ask him if he still has his sword, and if so if it is magic... ALL we've got is this nameless greatsweord. Does he useems a rapier? A longsword?
>>46791399
>he gave me dark magic and free will
Don't trust this shit
I bet he's the lich
>>46791535
>nameless
ehem!
>>46791560
Liches are crazy. They don't need a reason to do things like that.
>>46791535
>nameless
Apologise to Viola
>>46791535
>disrespecting Viola twice
>>46791591
>>46791577
Woops! I am quite sorry viola, I had momentary amnesia... seriously though skellington what is your sword?
>>46791432
>>46791509
>>46791535
>"Cute? About as cute as a skeleton in fancy decrepit duds could look, I would bone almost anything at this point though."
You ask him why he slept so long and what dark magics he can perform.
>"I can give life to freshly dead corpses for a few minutes and I can summon up balls of malice or something to attack opponents, they're reasonably strong. I might also be able to do other shit, but that's what I know about for now. Super useful stuff."
You ask him if his sword is magic.
>"Nope, it's just an old rapier that I used to take down my opponents. It's a trusty old thing, I've killed a minotaur with it."
Finally, you ask him how it feels to be a skellington.
>"It's not so bad, I don't really need to eat or drink and I don't have to worry about being stabbed as much. By the way, in case you're wondering, this cave only has one path and there's a monster at the end of it, but it does lead outside."
>>46791591
>>46791601
>>46791603
You also apologize to Viola again. Poor Viola, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>46791616
Oh wait, let's roll a lore check on that enchanted twig
>>46791616
Inquire about the monster with both Wellington and Aphra. We might need to get our hands dirty if we want to get outside.
>>46791662
Fuck this
Go charging forward to strike the monster quickly
>>46791772
>pic related
>>46791616
>What do you know of the monster, Wellington?
>>46791662
>>46791833
You ask Wellington about the monster first.
>"I've only ever heard adventurers screaming when they encounter the monster, so I don't know much about it. Sorry, man."
You ask Aphra as to whether or not he/she knows anything about the monster.
>"I've heard of a strange beast living in the heart of these mountains, but I've mostly just heard rumors. Some say that the beast is a powerful dark wizard who turned to devouring the souls of other living beings, others say that it's a plant being that's fused with a mighty knight of old...I'm a bit worried as to what it might be."
>>46791852
>Some say that the beast is a powerful dark wizard who turned to devouring the souls of other living beings, others say that it's a plant being that's fused with a mighty knight of old...
It's both. There were actually two monsters the whole time.
>>46791852
Go a bit further down the cave. If we find any bones or corpses, I'll ask Wellington to raise them and send them scout ahead.
Let's get a good idea of what goes on ahead before we risk any lives (or one unlife).
Besides, Gothorn might get pleased with our foresight.
>>46791852
>you've been in these caves a long time haven't you Wellington, does anything stand out as having changed recently?
>>46791935
>"I can only revive freshly-dead corpses, meaning they have to be at most an hour dead. Sorry, pal."
>>46791978
>"Now that you mention it, there's always been a strange aura in here, but it's been getting...heavier lately. It's like when you wear clothing for too long without showering and then leave them out for a bit after taking them off, the smell gets thicker and more prominent. That's kind of how this is, only less disgusting and more evil."
>>46792088
>that's an unusually specific analogy wellington
We should quit hanging around here and move further in, and check out that twig
>>46792088
Proceed deeper into the cave, slow and steady. Try not to make a lot of noise, advancing to where the monster might be.
Have Viola drawn out and tell Aphra and Wellington to do the same.
>>46792088
Give Wellington the twig. He should hold it, maybe a little of his Skelly magic will be absorbed by the twig for later use.
Go deeper into the cave.
>>46792217
Is that how twigs work?
>>46792244
If he can temporarily bring back the dead he should be able to corrupt/enchant a twig.
>>46792244
Well, it was an enchanted twig.
For all we know, we might need to carve it into a magic flute.
The one after this will be my last one for a bit, it's almost 9am and I need some sleep. I'll be back to do a few more in like 6 or 7 hours.
>>46792168
You seem to have found a clearing in the cave. In the clearing, you see clumps of bodies piled up everywhere. Some are only a few days old, others are already skeletons or mostly decomposed or eaten...eaten? Now that you think of it, most of the bodies have large chunks bitten out of them. Your eyes follow the bodies until you see the center of the room...oh gods.
>>46792342
What the fuck is that?
>>46792342
its Rob Schneider hiding in the shadows
>>46792342
>"...Hey there, champ. Nice hat. What's the occasion?"
>>46792342
Resurrect one of the bodies and ask them what happened.
>>46791589
They don't exactly need a reason not to do that either.
All right, this is the last one for a little bit. Just toss in recommendations for the next part and I'll get right on it when I wake up.
>>46792412
>"It's my birthday!"
Your decision to approach the creature casually has led to a strange interaction, Aphra and Wellington are silently (and violently) motioning to you to run. You see no threats besides the potential threat of the round creature.
>>46792606
Happy birthday. I have a present for you. It's a twig.
>>46792606
>"What a coincidence, it's my birthday too!"
>"How about we exchange presents!"
We extend the magic twig out in our palm, just out of reach of the... thing's maw.
>>46792638
I'm getting behind this! Magic twig present!
>>46792655
>>46792651
>>46792638
Oh boy, I hope he likes my magical twig!
>>46789128
I tell TLG to fuck off with his shit.
>>46792806
??????
>>46792606
I think we might have a problem guys...
>>46793051
The hell are you implying ano-
>Adolf Hitler, birthday 20th April
>>46792909
cringe
>>46792606
What a cutie
>>46789128
I am Nisha, a female Tiefling raised by paladins to be a warrior of the blade. I enjoy drinking and making fun of mages, since I have no magical abilities of my own.
>>46789940
N-neither... Why u do dis to me Oak!?
>>46794290
>tries to restart the whole thread
>>46794430
>implying that people read before posting
>>46794290
Just what do you think you're doing anon?
>>46794430
>>46794467
>>46794477
We'll shit, sorry guys. Bye I guess.
>>46794610
Oh shit you made the mistake that ended the world, mate.
>>46794768
>Replies to OP
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>46794994
Let it go, friend.
>>46794610
Calm down famalamborghini, it was a mistake, it's okay.
>>46794610
But what if I don't want to shit?
>>46792606
>>46793051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMMjv_LKc1k
>>46797948
We found a good song to sing to birthday ball!
>>46790079
>I just pick whatever I like best.
So you're railroading
>>46799075
Yes, deal with it bitch.
Hi, I'm back.
>>46792686
>>46792655
>>46792651
>>46792638
>"Thank you! I got you a present too, mister!"
>>46799403
>"...What may it be?"
Look quickly towards Aphra and Wellington, see what they're doing.
>>46799403
It's death isn't it?
>>46799461
>>46799610
>"IT'S DEATH"
The strange creature suddenly begins to grow into a huge abomination. Aphra and Wellington join you quickly and ready their weapons, Wellington looks at you with as annoyed a look as a skeleton can give.
>"Please never do things like this again."
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>46799813
At least the fella's having fun. Welp, tactics toime!
Wellington should raise one of the dead, prep him for a charge at the... thing.
Oachökas and Aphra to each side, aim for it's legs. About time Viola got a bit bloody.
Roll to hit the leg with Viola!
>>46799813
smack the flower
>>46799984
(enemy rolled a 14) The creature kicks you away, dealing reasonably massive damage. Aphra heals you and Wellington attempts to raise the dead in the cave, but to no avail. The dead in this cave aren't recently dead enough.
>>46800369
Point behind the monster and scream loudly in order to distract it.
>>46800369
Yowch...
Okay, we need to re-evaluate our approach. Let's try to lure the monster into the cave. I think we might need to attack it's flower. Was the mouth of the cave more more narrow than what the cave is now? If so, let's try getting the thing to follow us and get it stuck.
If it needs to free itself, it will need to get round and small.
...And vulnerable!
That's it for me for now, I'll be back in 4 or 5 hours. I'll be able to go on for a while when I come back.
>>46800436
You cough up a bit of blood, due to a bit of unhealed kick damage, but you manage to distract the monster long enough for it to turn around and reveal a target-shaped marking on its back. Wellington shrugs and stabs at it, the creature shrieks in pain, apparently very hurt from the stab.
>>46800738
Knock off the Birthday Hat,
Its the source of its power!
>>46800738
Wait...
That's not a birthday hat!
>>46791852
>Some say that the beast is a powerful dark wizard who turned to devouring the souls of other living beings, others say that it's a plant being that's fused with a mighty knight of old...I'm a bit worried as to what it might be."
It's a wizard's hat!
>>46800783
Do it!
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46800738
Nock off that hat!
>>46800783
>>46800830
>>46800973
(enemy rolls a 10) You use the moment of confusion to rush onto the enemy and knock off its hat, causing it to shriek in rage.
>"No, my hat! My beautiful hat!"
The beast shrinks into its small form.
>"B-but it's my birthday..."
Now that it's in a weakened state, this is our chance to smash it.
>>46807434
Tell it off and keep moving.
>>46807434
Demand that it explain its actions. I want to know its motive.
>>46807713
>"I only wanted to eat people, is that so bad? Is it so wrong to want to devour humans?"
>>46807805
It's right, you know
give it back the hat
>>46807805
Honestly?
Yeah. It's pretty wrong.
>>46807805
Humans have feelings too. It's not right to eat them.
What happens if we wear the hat?
Take him with us. He can devour our enemies.
>>46807805
I want to tell him that it is very bad to eat arbitrary people. If he comes with us, we can help him feed on people that it is okay to eat (bad people; don't worry, we'll differentiate for him, I would like to tell him) and animals and monsters that it is okay to eat.
What does he think of that?
>>46807836
>>46807867
>>46807905
>>46807910
>"O-ok..."
You ask if he'd like to join you.
>"Me, join you?...W-well...uh..."
Aphra crushes the beast with his/her hammer. The strange monster has been vanquished! Your team gained a party hat, an enchanted twig, and some exp!
>>46808134
Aphra! How can you condemn him so? He did not understand that he was doing wrong. Shouldn't a man of the cloth be willing to humor repentance?
Notice that I specified "man". If Aphra turns out to be female and comments on this, I would like to say I misspoke, and correct myself, "person* of the cloth".
>>46789128
If you're going to make a quest thread, label it so my filter catches you.
Also I read some of the thread, and choosing whatever answer you like best is piss poor DMing and you should be ashamed.
How come a cleric is cool with a walking skeleton joining the party?
>>46808134
Aphra, what the fuck. Not cool. We had a thing going.
>>46808417
>>46808206
>"This vile beast has slaughtered millions of innocents, I removed it from existence so as to prevent it from slaughtering any more. Sometimes, sacrifices must be made to preserve the lives of the many."
>>46808432
Let's solve this mystery once and for all. Kick Aphra in the junk. Sacrifices must be made, right?
>>46808432
Meh. Aphra stinks.
"Innocence is not a binary trait. Let's move on."
>>46808432
We could have redeemed it though. Just because someone does bad things doesn't mean they're pure evil.
>>46808493
ALPHRA IS A FUCKKK
>>46808493
>>46808478
>"Followers of Gothorn believe that all living beings have three chances to prove themselves unworthy as well as three chances to prove themselves worthy to Him. That...thing had gone far beyond the redemption point."
You suggest that you move on.
>"Very well, let's."
Wellington shrugs or something and you three head out of the cave. You find yourselves in another forest, only you can actually see town gates down the path ahead.
>>46808862
enter the town and search for a bar
>>46808862
Approach the town and hail the guards. See if we can't get some directions around town.
>>46808959
You approach one of the guards and ask for some directions, he reaches into a bag at his side and hands you a map.
>"Here's a map of the town. Over the years, we've figured out that just telling people where everything is located is a bad idea because they'll just forget and come back to us over and over again. Now we give out maps."
How are your lines so beautifully pixelated, OP? Asking because aspiring artist.
>>46809205
not him, but it looks like paint tool sai's binary tool
>>46809216
Thank you, dear companion.
>>46809205
Yeah, what >>46809216 said, it's SAI's binary tool.
>>46809134
To the tavern! All good adventures start at the tavern!
>>46809324
Thanks to the handy map, you find and enter the tavern in no time.
>>46809511
Strike up a friendly conversation with the owner. Maybe there's some juicy jobs waiting for us. Also why is no one freaking out over a walking talking skeleton?
The Bartender has seen some shit in his time. Now he only sees half as much shit on account of the eyepatch.
Those two guys in the back however aren't too keen on doe-eyed adventurers rolling in from out of town and snapping up all the freelance jobs.
>>46809529
>>46809621
>"There ain't too much available right now and what is available's been snatched up by those two gents over there."
He motions to the two figures at the table.
>"I'd recommend either askin' them fer some of the jobs that they've laid claim upon, although that might not seem too easy."
You ask him about Wellington and why nobody seems to be particularly afraid of him.
>"We've gotten stranger visitors, so most of the locals don't even flinch when some sort of traveling revenant or intelligent monster saunters through town. Why, just last week, a minotaur passed through town and bought a drink or two. Nice guy, kind of unhygienic though."
>>46809690
order a shot for courage then go talk to the two men
>>46809690
Let's go check them out. Maybe we can join their posse?
>>46810024
>>46809863
After downing a shot of some strange, green liquid that the bartender gave you, you approach the two men. One of them looks at you suspiciously.
>"And who might you be? We don't take particularly kindly to newbie adventurers around these parts, friend. Especially if they're plannin' on taking our jobs."
It seems as though they don't care for you very much.
See, this is where Party Head would have come in handy. Aphra sucks. 0/10 would not party again.
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>46810118
roll for persuasion to get them to spill info on one of their quests. maybe you can steal one of their jobs without them realizing it
>>46810118
Explain we're not trying to take their jerbs, we want to work with them instead.
why have you not seduced the cleric yet?
>>46810339
>>46810359
(enemy rolls a 20)
>"Yeah, you wish you could work with us. Take your healslut and your bag of bones and hit the road, maybe you'll find jobs in another town with lower standards."
>>46810442
>20
i call bullshit
>>46810442
>healslut
yes please respond to
>>46810424
>>46810442
Challenge the dickheads to a duel, 2v2. That'll teach them some manners.
>>46810580
offer them the use of your heal slut for some more mundane sluting tasks
>>46810442
>Aphra
>healslut
I hope the good mister isn't that fond of his head, because we need to take it off his little neck.
>>46810610
>>46810580
>"Duel you? Sorry, kid. We're way out of your league. Maybe we'll consider beating your asses when you've killed the hydra in the cave near here."
>>46810567
You haven't made any moves to seduce Aphra yet.
>>46810714
>You haven't made any moves to seduce Aphra yet.
>implying
seduce the heal-slut
I'm not rolling, it works because force of will
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>46810714
>"Ah, so that was the plan? You're too cowardly to go kill a monster? How brave of you, sending anyone available to go do your dirty work. Come on guys, let's leave. There's nothing but limp wristed crybabies here."
Rolling to see if the insult works.
The one after this will be my last one for now, I'm getting tired.
>>46810798
(enemy rolls an 11)
>"Hmph, you talk big for a pipsqueak. You aren't really worth my time though, leave now."
Wellington motions for you to head out, you follow him and Aphra out of the tavern.
>"I'd rather not deal with those two, they're cocky second-class adventurers. I say that we should stay the night in this town and then keep moving, there are bound to be better places. Although, we could always humor them and murder the giant snake...that could potentially end poorly though."
>>46810870
Seduce the healslut.
It's okay OP. We'll be here <3
>>46810870
Welligton is right. Let's move tomorrow after a good night's rest. After all, I'd say we outdid ourselves with that weird monster. As for the Hydra, as long as it isn't an imediate threat, let's leave it where it is.
Now let's find a comfy in ang get some Zzz
>>46810870
>...maybe they will fuck
Seduce
the
Healslut
And that's it for now, good night!
>>46810927
>"Sounds good, I'll go ahead and get rooms for the three of us. Just hang out around here."
>>46810924
>>46810935
You roll to seduce (I got a 9), Aphra doesn't pick up on your advances (he rolled a 16).
>"Hm? What's wrong, Oachökas? Are you ok?
>>46811045
>he
GENDER FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>46811045
>he
You ruined the secret, anon.
>>46811045
>You roll
no I told you
FORCE OF WILL
also fuck your fudging
Seduction is not a die roll
Seduce the healslut
>>46811102
Healslut is confirmed healfuckboi now
Also anon, stop being so assblasted
>>46811045
You forced me to take matters into my own hands
>>46811169
>>46811169
Is that meant to be Dickbutt?
>>46811214
>>46808275
>if you're going to make a quest thread, label it so my filter catches you. Also I read some of the thread, and choosing whatever answer you like best is piss poor DMing and you should be ashamed
>Also I read some of the thread, and choosing what ever answer you like best is piss poor DMing and you should be ashamed
>I read some of the thread
>you should be ashamed
nice contribution to the thread, really helpful.
> implying you should indeed be ashamed.
btw OP >>46807805
>>46807434
>>46800738
>>46800830
>>46799403
My sides hurt, thank you.
>>46811280
>replying to ebin bait
>>46811299
>ashamed.
>>46811055
>>46811096
Wasn't Aphras' gender confirmed earlier in >>46808432 when he didn't object to being called a man? I think that OP might've been working off of that.
![[Waggling Intesifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/5HP5Ryp.gif "[Waggling Intesifies].gif")
>>46811045
Okay, we got to be more subtle with this.
We can shake off the failed seduction attempt like the suave motherfucker that we are.
>"Hey Aphra, wouldn't it be cheaper if we bunked together for the night? Then we'd only be paying for two rooms instead of three. It's simple economics!"
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>46811045
>"Nah... I think my brain is shutting down after this whole day. I think we better rest."
Roll for peaceful sleep free of nightmares.
>>46811603
Ahhhhhh shit yea, we got some smooth moves, Aphra ain't even gonna know what hit them... accept us of course
>>46811045
"Wellington, Aphra, why not the three of us share a room? Wellington has demonstrated he loves sleeping on the ground, and, well, Aphra and I can keep each other warm. The nights get awfully chilly."
>>46812098
Silly anon, skeletons sleep in the closet.
>>46814119
Are we expecting Wellington to come out of the closet the next morning?
Opee please
>>46815281
I was expecting to find a few skellingtons in the closet, yes.
>>46817832
Well, I hope we can find something interesting.
Otherwise we areboned
>>46811045
You aren't coming back, are you OP?
>>46816772
>>46819972
OP will return shortly, he's just a little busy today.
>>46820110
thanks opee's friend
OP here, I forgot my drawing tablet's stylus at home. I was going to make the next couple of parts in between classes, but it looks like that'll have to wait. Sorry!
Use your fingers slut
>>46822699
okie opee
>>46822699
goddamnit OP
>>46811096
>>46811055
It was heavily implied earlier when anons requested that we call him a "man of the cloth" or something and he didn't object.
>>46811603
>>46811620
>>46812098
>"Hmmm, well I guess that sharing a room would be beneficial to our monetary situation. Maybe all three of us could sleep in the same room, although I am a bit disturbed by the idea of sleeping in the same room as a skeleton..."
Wellington comes out of the building and dashes over to where you two are talking.
>"Looks like we're sharing a room, they only had one available in there. I can sleep on the floor if you guys want the bed. I'm used to sleeping in places that are hard and bone dry."
Looks like things are going better than expected.
>>46827647
Yes, YES
snuggle wif your healslut
make him giggle and moan
make that skelly watch
>>46827647
how much healing has he done?
maybe he would have some experience with healing a broken heart? or dealing with an engorged organ?
>it's a perfectly comfy CYOA gets hijacked by waifushittery episode
>>46827850
I-I'm sure that OP has plans to derail this...
>>46827850
>thinking comfy CYOA is ever not waifushittery
>>46827647
Go to bed with Aphras completely platonically.
>>46827915
you sick bastard
this is a blue board
>>46827789
>>46827819
>"Oh, by the way, I turn into a large, smelly, hairy, muscular old man with a horse penis when I sleep. Just thought that you should know."
>>46828070
FUCKING RAILROADING
>>46827647
>>46828168
>>46828210
>>46828070
none of that is a downside
>enters thread
>not playing a mage character
>mfw I think about how much more awesome it could have been
