Whoa. Openly gay magic card.
>>46782609
OK, and?to be pedantic, the gender's aren't specified and while the art appears to be two male statues, this may not be the case and the image may not be representative of the flavour text
>>46782609
It's a defender. Clearly they just mean it's a lover, not a fighter.
>>46782609
>>46782609
>he's never seen a butch woman before
No wonder you never go to the gym, you expect all those pretties in yoga pants but you get all the manlies in training bras.
>0/6 defender for 3
That's about as gay as it gets.
Pic related is the GAYESTFUCKINGCARDEVER.
>>46782609
It's only gotten worse. We already have an openly trans card.
>>46782691
>>46782718
It's Ancient Greece: The Plane. Of course they're gay.
>>46782718
They both have exposed chests, brah.
>>46782755
I'm assuming by worse, you mean better.
>>46782841
I'm assuming you mean you're heading back to tumblr, go fuck yourself.
>>46782725
This tbqh
>>46782609
they are greek
>>46782906
Oh boy you really showed them :^)
>>46782609
Greek theme, not overly in your face about the issue in question.
Im ok with it, its subtle enough to be classy and im glad it didnt cross over into something stupidly obvious like BIG GAY ELDRAZI or something
>>46783275
>classy
Classy would be not shoving some freaks' fetish into a game just because it's trending on social media.
>>46782841
how does having a trans character make it better?
>>46783321
You overly estimate how much people actually care
>>46782813
Flat is justice.
Wow, from zero to maximum overbait in under twenty posts!
>>46782841
Fuck off back to tumblr with your pandering SJW bullshit and mental disorders.
>>46783510
Not him but why don't you both go back to your filthy cess pools.
>>>/b/
>>46783548
Because he's not the one spamming /pol/ threads here.
Keep your politically controversial topics in the political controversy board, you dumb fag.
If it isn't already, I'm sure this will be Muh Buzzwords: The Thread soon enough.
Whoa. Openly futa magic card.
>>46783576
Either side is retarded when they spew buzzwords or pretend sexual preferences, straight or otherwise, can be used to easily and objectively improve a character.
Whoa. Openly filicidal magic card.
>>46783625
Which is why the whole topic belongs in /pol/, you dumb fag.
Whoa. Openly necrophiliac magic card.
Whoa. Openly problematic magic card.
>>46783665
Wait, you're seriously butthurt I redirected the retards to /b/ and not /pol/? That's what you're mad about?
Whoa. Openly aromatic magic card.
>>46782609
whoa
you mean like
homosexuals
in ancient greece
dude what, no way
>>46783595
Wait what?
Whoa. Openly democratic magic card.
>>46783809
The one's in the wrong are the ones who make and bump these threads. Why don't you redirect your retarded self to /b/ instead?
>>46783665
I mean, you write like someone fresh from /b/. Have you noticed yet that nobody here is trying hard to fit in by ending each sentences with irrelevant insults? That's because /b/ is 4chan's garbage dump. /pol/ is for debates, /b/ is for shit-flinging contests fueled by vaguely political blind hate. Since /trash/ isn't meant to be a home thread I even redirect lolifags and furfags there. Your home board is this place's trash can.
>>46783828
I'll admit to keking pretty hard on this one. Well played, anon.
>>46783888
It's hardly an irrelevant insult when you are both stupid and gay.
So, stop being a dumb fag.
>>46783865
Oh yeah cause replying with something you'd expect responses from is totally how you sage a thread. If you wanted the thread dead you should've sad what was pissing you off several poste ago. I'd be glad to sage.
Go be retarded somewhere else dude.
Answer me this, /tg/
You don't have to like the inclusion of gay/transgender/whatever cards in magic, hell I don't
but what possible reason is there to actively rage against them. worst case scenario this literally doesn't affect you at all.
Whoa. Openly transhuman magic card.
>>46783941
Ah, so you're twelve. Well I'll give you 3/10 for getting multiple replies but you could've taken it a lot further with a little more effort.
One last bump.
>>46783972
This is the Internet, raging at irrelevant bullshit is like half of what we do.
Whoa. Openly un-playtested magic card.
>>46783972
Autism and middleschool tryhards hoping to fit in, mostly.
See:
>>46783510
Notice the copy/pasted pattern of insults. He clearly has no idea what he's talking about, indicating he's either a retarded meme-parrot or brand new and trying to look hardcore.
>>46784050
What is wrong with you.
Why are you even continuing to post.
>>46783843
You can see from the position of her feet that both of her legs are straight. What is her hand resting on?
>>46784171
Basically, she's Jan "Throbbing Vampire Dick" Valentine.
>>46782753
Did you just start playing a week ago?
>>46783595
god damn, I never looked bellow the skirt before... That is a next level art fuck up.
>>46783321
>Homosexuality is "trending"
>In a Greek-themed setting
You're new to this whole "history" thing, aren't you? Gay lovers is hardly a new "fetish"
>>46783455
My patrician brother.
>>46785270
Dude, just fuck off already. No one wants to play your "Historical Revisionism" game.
>>46783972
I don't rage about lgbt inclusion in games or fiction, I can even applaud it, I just worry about the unnecessary pandering for them.
A gay hero? Cool, but why is his sexuality relevant? Does that make him better than other heroes because of it? As long as telling his sexuality is necessary and not shoehorned for the plot development, then it's alright, but making his orientation explicit with no real reason it's just pushing an agenda and nothing else.
Really, do you have to like a character only because you share his sexuality? There's much more depth to a person than just that, and thinking that sexuality is the only thing that defines someone it's something extremely wrong
>>46785395
I think buggery in ancient Rome is pretty well documented. Or are you just pretending to be retarded? You know we have /pol/ for that exact purpose, right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_law#Criminalization
>>46783595
/thread
>>46785561
>wikipedia
>>46785555
But we never learn about those kings. Their sexuality doesn't matter. If it had been a man and a woman, the art would be slightly different, but nothing else.
Alesha is a bit more of 'pandering' but even then. Her story is largely about her overcoming problems not related to her gender. Someone tells her she's a man, and she doesn't care. She's the khan of the Mardu. She's a strong character who led a horde, and she happens to be trans. If you never looked it up, you'd never know.
I just don't see how WotC panders to people by including people of various sexualities, genders and so on. If it doesn't matter, isn't that good? It not mattering means the character isn't defined by it.
>>46782609
I think its a cool card, but I'm a sucker for walls. Shame it's such a weak strategy.
>>46785609
So you must have evidence that it didn't happen?
>>46785722
Did Alesha ever actually say 'I'm a girl'?
Because
1: I don't think the mardu care either way as long as you can fight.
2: I thought he just took a name and maybe wore a dress in honor ofgetting posessed byhis grandmother.
3: Was a complete dick and they veered off the -albeit cheesy- easily seen ending for that story for no reason.
>>46782691
They're touching their tips together...
>>46785561
Maybe you should recognize that the concept of homosexuality didn't even exist until less than 200 years ago.
"Gay" lovers didn't exist, because "Gay" didn't exist.
Please, you're not even talking about the same thing. Trying to say Greeks didn't despise "gays" is not recognizing that they didn't even have a concept of an immutable, inherent sexuality. If you were a man, and you didn't have sex with women, you were thought of as a freak, regardless of whether you also had sex with lower caste men, children, or animals.
If anything, the few periods and locations of Greece and Rome that had tolerance for conditional sodomy actually work contrary to the modern LGBT ideas, and bringing them up is essentially condemning homosexuality as a modern attempt to put airs on a deviant behavior and to try and tidy up a perversion.
There was no question that it was a perversion in antiquity, it was simply tolerated alongside other perversions.
>>46785883
Eat shit, pedant. Men fucking men is homosexuality. It's gay. That's the word we use today; We don't say that there wasn't fucking lightning or gravity in Greece because they didn't have concepts for that shit.
Kill yourself.
>>46785802
I just read the story where she literally said something like "I don't care if I'm not a boy" by the end of it
>>46785722
Indeed, and it's kind of nice when sexuality or genders don't matter for a heartwarming story, and I like that the genders of the rulers are left ambiguous in the art.
Alesha is okay in my book, from what I read her story was basically Mulan's.
>If it doesn't matter, isn't that good?
At least for me yes because they're not shoving their sexuality for no real reason.
To be quite honest, my rant was focused towards fiction in general nowadays, not particularly in MtG since they seem to do a good job with LGBT characters
>>46785561
Nigga, fucking a boy was the bees knees for roman rulers. The crime of sodomy was for those that accepted being the receptive part during sex which was considered to be an abandonment for one's pride as a man, and as such, punishable. Otherwise nobody gave two fucks about sodomy.
It's silly, but the only gayer thing that you could do than receive anal sex from a fuckboi, is to give oral sex to a woman.
>>46782609
holy shit that card is terrible
>>46785954
>basically Mulan
>let's show *character*'s capacity as a leader
>they kick butt
>take no shit
>now we have the character who gave them shit
>he didn't kill the dragon
>instead he gave up his chance to save a bunch of people
>aw, *character*'s going to be the bigger person and give him the honor anyway and forgive him for-
>nope, *character* was just a dick to him instead
>>46786069
Draft common
Calm the fuck down
>>46785928
It wasn't "homosexuality." You can call it "gay" in a flippant, offhand tone, but you can't try to call it homosexuality because that's not what it was.
It's like prison rape, which is (more often than not) less to do with desiring the same gender because of some idea of inherent biologically determined sexuality, and more of just wanting to stick your dick in the nearest available hole. Even exclusive sodomites from antiquity themselves would reject to the modern definition, and describe it as a preference, rather than a sexuality.
I'm sorry I'm shattering your historical revisionist worldview of gay-loving antiquity, but you really can't try to simply throw around your modern labels onto the past without completely misinterpreting everything. Remember, these are people who killed and castrated men of the same caste who slept together. It's clear that they didn't give a flying fuck about celebrating "love" between two men, and were only concerned with exercising dominance and sexual gratification with an available target.
This is the sort of stuff that the LGBT movement should be trying to run away from, not trying to dig up.
>>46786096
Shit, I didn't read the story at all then. To be quite honest I must have read like 2 lines
>>46786016
>It's silly, but the only gayer thing that you could do than receive anal sex from a fuckboi, is to give oral sex to a woman.
Like a dog.
>>46785954
It was basically showing the Mardu culture
Alesha took the name of her grandmother and the Mardu was cool with it because Alesha just killed a fucking dragon.
Then an Orc who kept getting assist trophies was being a pissbaby when he thought Alesha was just being a dick to him, but she was like "Naw motherfucker, you saved a lot of motherfuckers and that's pretty fucking sick. You just have to stop worrying about not getting the kills"
That guy later picked the name of Wing-Mate and the Wing-Mate Rocs would have been named after him if Sarkhan didn't DO NOTHING WRONG.
>>46786380
Now it's perfectly clear to me. Thanks anon
>>46786165
>dogs are gay
Now you've got me wondering.
What colour is the sky in your world?
>>46783739
I want to lick Liliana's armpit
>>46784013
>originally costed <><><><>
>too restrictive
Wotc, you've done fucked up
>>46782753
>>46784816
Hahaha thanks for reminding me to put that card back into my pauper cube. Newfag tears are always the most delicious.
>>46782753
Fog is love
Fog is life
Best use was when my roommate attacked someone else so world slayer would wipe my board of big fat creatures
Swung in to kill him next turn
>>46783972
I don't want mental illness and delusion to be normalized and applauded. I'm not so selfish as to only care about stuff that has a direct, immediate effect on me; my worry and anger has a much broader scope.
>>46787853
I know you don't want that, but like it or not we have to tolerate Libertarians and trump supporters.
>>46787888
Everybody already hates and laughs at Libertarians (and rightfully so), but liberalism, progressivism, and the resurgence of socialism are all enjoying a worrying period popularity and so need to be combated.Make America Great Again
>>46787929
Liberalism and progressiveness has been increasing through the past generations, though it may seem to be coming to a head with the internet being as prolific as it is.
And for socialism, it's probably because the people who don't remember the USSR or were born after it fell apart are coming of voting age.that said, I'm glad to see another bernie supporter ;)
>>46787961
>Liberalism and progressiveness has been increasing through the past generations
That isn't a good thing, anon.How do you do, fellow goldshirt? Have you extolled the glory of the God-Emperor today?
Tfw you realize your BF has been flirting with guys online while denying you attention
Seriously, how do I deal with this? He keeps saying "oh I have a low sex drive" then starts texting and messaging old fuck buddies.
I love him and Lord knows I've put up with larger bullshit from exs, how do I get him into me again?
>>46782691
Youre dumb, tips have touched already. They are famous for touching tips.
>>46783649
That's less filicide and more destroying that bench you made in 8th grade woodworking class.
>>46788019
To clarify I don't believe he's gone all the way and cheated, but If he keeps messaging while denying me sex it's only a matter of time
>>46787985
Oh it is very much a good thing. When used responsibly it has brought about great change in our society to ensure that all people enjoy equal rights.If Trump is the God-Emperor, that explains why the Imperium has been run into the ground.
>>46788019
>>46788049
Dump his faggot ass before he actually does cheat on you, queer. Seriously, this isn't that hard.
Way to allow the stereotype of gayfags to be nothing more than casual-sex having, commitmentless degenerates fester you twink.
>>46788056
meant for
>>46788019
>>46788040
>>46788019
Take this shit to >>>/soc/, >>>/adv/, >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/b/ as you feel appropriate. This is not what this board is for, that said I'm going to give you the advice we've given people with bad groups not communicating before. TALK TO YOUR GM, or in this case, YOUR BUTTBUDDY.
>>46788049
>to ensure that all people enjoy equal rights
Why is this necessarily good? People are not necessarily equal, and some do not deserve to enjoy certain rights.We're currently in the time before the great crusade, hopefully we can stop our Horus before it's too late so that PAX AMERICANA may reign on Terra for ever
>>46784171
Her strap-on, obviously. ;)
Woah, openly satanic magic card.
>>46788209
I'd argue that's more faustian than satanic
>>46784013
Never fails to make me mad.
>>46788087
So you cool with being disenfranchised? Cool, glad to hear it.
>>46786152
The year is 'less than 200 years ago' and in a transcendent moment of sexual liberation, swathes of men and women all over the world suddenly became 'homosexual'. Its not like anyone was attracted to the same sex before this.
>Implying that because we dont have words for it it doesnt happen
We /pol/ now?
Ok, a gay character, wo-ho! big deal. Is the character well developed/well written? yes? good! no? to the trash it goes, doesn't matter if it's gay, heterosexual, trans.
>>46783595
This was never funny. It wasn't funny 5 years ago when the card came out, it's not funny now
>>46783855
Well based on the mysterious results of the New York primary, we can't be having that!
>>46782755
>openly
>>46785802
I don't want to defend the story but basically it's like if some dude was named Ashley
>>46788056
>participating in a sexual markerpkace where literally every possible partner has a male sex drive and no one can get pregnant
I don't think you can blame them for excessive "degeneracy" in their community. Seems pretty inevitable.
>>46783510
Triggered anon?
>>46788039
It's more like putting down the shepard dog when they get rabies
>>46790352
>implying a pro palestine anti business anti christian commie will ever end up standing in, let alone winning, an election
you bern victims are fucking delusional, anyone who pisses off so many important groups will be fucking destroyed by the media
>>46790531
Oh god, that's what this is. I was wondering what's with all the tumblr posting going on right now on 4chan.
Hillary or a Republican winning the presidency must have really upset the extreme left.
