What magical effects do these knives have?
Surprisingly, none.
>>46755058
Color Spray on hit.
>>46755058
They bleed unicorns.
>>46755058
so pretty I can't stop looking at them
>>46755058
Chromatic absorption.
A being penetrated by one of these knives loses his colour.
>>46755058
Makes people's "mein kuks" go hard.KARAMBIT BLUE STEEL OH MEIN GOTT MEIN KUK IS SO HARD
I sincerely apolozige for the cancer I brought.
+5 gayness
>>46755058
They're designed to set off gaydars.
>>46755058
They're flaming gay objects heterosexual males can own without having to chant "no homo bro no homo bro" three times a day.
>>46755058
They can dissolve into an oily fluid of the same color as the blades, easily concealed or disposed of
>>46755058
They are in color of bismuth, that makes them extra edgy. +1 to damage on any successful attack.
Also one of the hardest metal known to man, so 50% to endure any effect that would destroy them.
>>46755137
What happens if you drink the fluid?
>>46755105
what is it like to be colorless
>>46755166
>implying you don't already know
>>46755058
They invert the sexuality of anything they cut. Straight men become fags. Gay men become womanizers. Lesbians become gay. Bards become monogamous. Dwarfs become charitable. No effect on Elves. Transrace demiromantic otherkin gain an actual personality.
>>46755158
You become pregnant.
>>46755158
The mother of all diarrheas.
>>46755166
Ask the Grey Elves
>>46755141
>bismuth
>edgy
You... I like you.
>>46755198
>You become pregnant.
>The baby is half-man half-knife
>>46755058
They're cursed so that anyone who looks at them believes they are enchanted with a powerful effect that they haven't figured out yet.
>>46755166
Pretty damn great.
>>46755158
You shit knives (?) Ide guess death but that all depends on the drinker and the setting. If you wanted to be "clever" about it say drinking them gives you +2int +1Cha as they 'sharpen you up'
>>46755166
Bit drab.
>>46755235
It performs it's own c section
>>46755058
The knives themselves are made of steel, on a hit, they give out a random damage hit. (Roll a d4 for a random element attack. ) this does an extra 1d8 damage of the element.
>>46755166
It's the white way to be.
>>46755235
>>46755286
>You give birth to a Pawniard that cuts its way out of you
>>46755189
>Lesbians become gay.
But they are already gay.
>>46755058
When moving at high speeds, the coating creates mirages that make it difficult to see their exact location, making defense difficult.
>>46755158
It would be extremely painful.
>>46755318
Only male homosexuals get to be gay. Gay typifies the campy humor of Freddy Mercury. Lesbians are like sour potato people. There is no joy in that existence.
>>46755118
Might as well post the video, you fucking nigger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uQwK2wWAeYYes, this is what passes for "entertainment" these days.
Yes, I have thought about killing myself recently to suffer not the retardation, why do you ask?
>>46755448
I don't know, I think fucking women is an enjoyable experience.You know, I've never seen opposite gendered homos get along. They always get super catty with eachother.
>>46755058
Is that heat treated titanium?
>>46755444
That's a big meme.
>>46755058
They're wine knives.
They get sharper the more drunk you are.
>>46755166
it means you can be cast with any type of mana
>>46755772
>way of the drunken master rogue
that sounds p. fun senpai
>>46755727
For you (also check those 4 trips i got earlier).
>>46755058
They confer a +10,000 Tumblr reblogs bonus for the wielder.
>>46755235
SWORDIANS
>>46755098
Considering color spray has a blinding effect that lasts one round, this would actually be a very good weapon enchantment.
>>46755789
Not necessarily
>>46755058
They're soapy all the time
>>46755189
Do asexuals become bisexual?
>>46755058
Effect:
Bleed
Causes:
1d6 bloodloss per turn for 3 turns.
Special:
May only target your own wallet.
>>46755617
Fucking women is great, fucking a lesbian is like fucking a bulldog faced overweight guy with histrionic spells who just happens to have a vagina.
>>46756162
>the bait that came with people not getting the difference between colourless and generic mana.
thanks for reminding me faggot
>>46756383
Oddly enough, that describes both half the lesbians I know, and half the fa/tg/uys...
I never really realised that until now.
>>46756583
>tfw you can't tell if someone is a magic player or a lesbian
>>46755235
>walk in on your son sharpening himself one day
>>46756611
>they're fucking both
>>46755213
>t. Sunfag
It's Moon Elf to you.
>>46755058
Purple Haze: on hit target counts as confused.
Molly's Diamonds: target becomes agreeable and wants to get stabed more.
>>46755103
>They bleed unicorns.
Seriously. These are unicorn knives, reserved for the various surgical acts needed for tending to unicorns.
See, what few bother to remember is that unicorns are -fucking monsters-. Their flesh is tough and resilient to most non-iron tools, and even the most minor iron - such as, say, what is mixed into steel and the like - is poisonous and therefore the exact opposite of helpful for surgical procedures and the like.
Add to this that unicorn blood is highly concentrated with eldritch power - raw magic as it were, which might sound all well and good until you see what that can do to a silver knife or (god forbid) unprotected human flesh. See that shimmer on the blade? That's not there to look pretty - that's a neutralized, rendering the thaumic energy inert so you don't fucking melt while trying to save Lord Fauntleroy's favored steed.
Oh, and one other note about those knives - they're probably denser and heavier than your trusty door shield, too. Why? Because unicorn teeth are -fucking sharp- and strong as hell to boot, and there's little more a pain-mad unicorn wants to do than sink those chompers into something and bite down hard. So what do you do? Give him one of those grip-first to gnaw on instead of your hand, and maybe, just maybe, you'll make it out with nine fingers this time.
God's blood. The life of a field vet.
>>46756351
Asexuals become furries.
>>46755058
How do you even make blades into these shapes?
>>46755058
Well, since it's a titanium oxynitride finish, acid resistance.
But if you're wanting a fantasy answer, Prismatic ray. 3 random effects on a crit.
>>46755166
You start putting mayonnaise on everything and never touch hotsauce again.
>>46756351
>>46758217
Asexuals become Greater Daemons of Slaanesh
>>46755166
Not going to lie, it's pretty great.
Though I don't have much to comapre it to.
Magical ability to make CSGO players pay hundreds of dollars for a bunch of pixels.
>>46755058
+5 Aesthetic
>>46755058
get cut become gay.
>>46755772
>get finn drunk
>blades slice atoms
>>46755166
Meh. I have no strong opinion either way.
>>46756959
Not anymore.
>>46756118
Id say borderline broken really, spellcaster? So youre blind, martial without blind fighting? So what youre blind.
It literally shuts down most everything not tailor made to counter it.
Cure homophobia on hit
>>46755058
They make the eyes of anyone that sees them start to bleed.
>>46755058
+5 bonus to Hippies
>>46755058
>nobody posted brilliant energy
>>46755098
God no. Color Spray is THE strongest level 1 spell.
Grease on Hit would be the 2nd strongest since Grease ignores size modifiers.
>>46755058
aura of virginity, repel the opposite sex.
>>46755058
On a successful attack made with these blades, the defender take 2 bleed damage for 2d4+2 rounds
Blades of wrath; Blood seeping from a wound inflicted with these knives tastes like grape juice, and carry the same nutritional value.
They can be awakened once per day for 3 minutes, after which blood seeping from wounds caused by these blades, become goodberry juice, healing wounds at a 1:1 ratio. The juice is addictive.
Blades of Wrath Market value: 23,000 gold pieces
>>46755058
Attract homo
>>46763183
Top fuckin kek anon. 10/10 lel. Absolutely the best and most well thought out response in the entire thread. Have you tried going into comedy? I think you should go into comedy, because you're jokes are ON FIRE. I mean really? It has to take a GENIUS, to correlate those flashy colors to being homosexual. Or maybe it's the opposite? Perhaps we all already knew that joke, but were afraid to actually call it out. But YOU, you bold mother fucker, I can't believe you would just blurt it out. You talented comedian you, keep up with that sharp wit, you'll go far.
>>46762232
You mean what spellcasters already do to all other classes?
>>46763881
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>46764138
Shitposting to bump threads is still bumping threads. Also helps to alleviate boredom.
>>46755058
Makes the victim commit homosexual adultery.
Psychedelic. Alters perceptions.
>>46755058
They obviously make you trip balls. just look at the things!
The ones with metal handles strip the skin from your hands if you use them in very low temperatures.
Makes the person stabbed lose vital liquids, which are randomly assigned. A liter of blood, a quart of bile, etc. Has the capacity to easily kill someone with just a small cut, but somewhat pointless since you could just stab their vitals if you tried harder.
adding +5 to any social interaction roll with an NPC that is under 16 years old (or its equivalent in human years)
>>46755058
Cursed Blades of Shoplifter Summoning
>>46755058
They're enchanted with a powerful death enchantment. Stabbing them through the heart of someone will result in death. Same if you stab it through their brains. Not only that, they're capable of inflicting pain when they cut someone.
>>46755098
>>46756118
I'd rather say "cast color spray at will", so at least they have to give up their attacks that round.
>>46762232
>>46762659
What are undead. What is protection from alignment.
>>46760249
I'm so white I glow in the dark, I love Mayo AND hotsauce.
>>46761636
Isn't that basically how Redguard swordsmanship works in Elder Scrolls?
>>46767445
I would say modify the color spray spell on hit on the knife so that the blinding effect requires a save, and can therefore be resisted by the target. Also, give this property of the weapon a limited number of charges, that are regained the next day.
These changes would make for a more balanced weapon.
What does this enchanted blade do?
>>46767952
That's not a knife, that's a dragon dildo.
>>46755166
Don't ask me, I'm white.
>>46767952
Same thing as this.
>>46768021
You make it sound like knives can't look crazy.
>>46768335
Nice letter opener.
>>46757860
You, I like you.
>>46768553
Well hell, Anon, I like you too.
What can I say - the comment just struck me as a perfect lead-in, so I ran with it. Honestly though, if I could actually figure out what the fuck to do with one, I'd almost consider trying to come up with some sort of pissed-off battlefield medic specializing in taking care of high-falutin' nobles' speshul snowflake steeds. Not enough angry support units out there.
>>46756068
Literally the worst worldbuilding ever. That is, unless it turns out that baseline humans are Gunnians, which would be awesome.
>>46755122
>>46755130
>>46755135
>>46755189
What else did you expect?
>>46769474
Okay, so. We have baseline humans called Gunnians, and we have Swordians who are like Gunnians but are half-knife. Gunnians are born from Gunnians, and Swordians are born from Swordians, but sometimes Swordians are born from Gunnians getting pregnant from drinking liquid rainbow knife oil from self-melting rainbow knives. Which is why Swordians make the knives in the first place and go around sabotaging water supplies and shit in Gunnian territories, as eco-genetic terrorism in order to produce more Swordians.
I'm down so far. Where's this crazy train go from here, /tg/? Are the Swordians like T-1000 and able to morph into liquid-rainbow metal swords and shit? Are Gunnians born with Megaman-blasters for a right arm? Is the President of Gunniania secretly a Swordian spy in disguise? Is the whole thing secretly a thousand-year plot by an ancient sealed-evil-in-a-can to weaken the barriers preventing its return? Has being up for two days straight and subsisting primarily on Venom energy drinks and Thai iced teas driven me slowly mad??
Probably. Anyway, discuss. Or don't. This is /tg/, nobody tells you to do shit.
