Magical item thread. Post an item and describe the one above.
>>46714993
Gives you DAT ASS.
>>46714993
Cursed Panties of Bullying
Grants a -2 score to all attempts to stop fights, but increases wearer's initiative by 2 for combat
Cannot be removed except via true ressurrection.
What does the Chainsaw do?
>>46715438
Cursed ThrumAxe of Flight
Allows user to hove half a foot off the floor at double their overland speed or as though charging.
uses ring slot, cannot be removed.
>>46715426
>Cannot be removed
gross
>>46714942
eyecandy
>>46718987
Perfectionists eraser.
You can completely remove any trace of mark on paperor parchment,even the grooves and etching caused by graphite. However, you'll have the compulsion to always redo the drawing or writing better.
It becomes harder to resist the smaller if gets,using it up completely can result in madness.
>>46721768
Lamp of the Corn; causes moral decay and increased tendency towards violence in those unkillable underaged NPCs without having any strong effect on full grown [N]PCs.
Ultimately self defeating as the children will start killing each other for perceived slights against the will of the lamp. So long as the grown ups can keep kids from worshiping in its pale light, it can be set up as a household or campsite lamp with safety; the light is an odd blue color and it emits no heat, so it cannot double as the camp stove, but it has never needed to be refueled in the three millennia of documentation of it's predations.
>>46722605
Tieherup: A mystical riding equipment made from the hide of the Ox of God. Putting it on a living creature enabled it to be ridden at total control and precision. However, there is a catch. The rider afterwards must fast from eating any sort of meat in their meal for the next 40 days, or else, a sickening skin disease will be fallen upon you
>>46722817
So if you're a vegarian it basically has no drawbacks.
>>46723453
Sort of. Why not? This item has been in the posession of the Monks of Nomorumito for centuries. Some says that these monks put the item on themselves in order to practive control of their own desires.
>>46722817
Weapon Of Grass
If held by the thick end, acts as a whip (trip keyword, 1d4 with option to choose non-lethal) but with a doubled threat-range.
If handled by the thick end, counts as a flail (1d10 bludgeoning) but has no conventional crit-range. Instead, a critical offers the wielder the option to choose non-lethal damage.
In either case, druids, or any class with an animal companion, can use the weapon for a circumstantial +4 bonus to Handle Animal, although the GM may rule the weapon was consumed in convincing the threatening herbivore to snack on something tasty.
Mule Skinners should see addendum Weapon of Ass
PCs trained in appraise should see addendum Weapon of Cash.
>>46725158
Tracking Pins, attachable to a targets garment, or and piece of cloth, an attuned mind can easily follow the wearer from a distance. unwise to use on a fellow mage.
>>46725379
Lets you see random zones of the space, the vision change each week. Not that useful for scholars but great for amusing nobles.
>>46727356
The bastards throne. This menacing chair was commissioned by the king of a long forgotten kingdom. Infused with the kings blood, this throne can only be sat on by the kings true heir, if an unworthy individual tries to use it, the ebony stinger will come to life and impale their skull. Unfortunately the chair Led to its patrons ruin. When the king fell ill, each of his six sons tried to sit on the throne and each one was killed. With no legitimate heir the dynasty died with him
>>46728205
Any item put into this bowl and left to sit for 2 hours will melt away into its equivalent value of GP. This value is based on the emotional attachment people have to this object. A wedding band will overflow the bowl while a piece of garbage trickles to nothing but a microscopic speck. Putting a nationally renown artifact (such as the gun that started world war 1 (and then 2) will flood your house will molten gold.
>>46728205
Goldmend, bowl of an renowned artisan
This bowl is haunted by the ghost of the artisan who made it. The artisan thought this bowl to be the most perfect bowl ever made, and became obsessed to the point where he would not eat or drink from any other vessel. When he eventually died of starvation his spirit returned to the bowl.
Whenever the bowl breaks, it slowly reforms itself by the work of the spirit, with gold cracks appearing where it was shattered.
>set of three, or just one
>>46728342
The three kings of the end times. Each key has a different purpose and power. The blue eyed key gives the user a vision of his death. Unlike other items and vessels that grant this death vision you can avoid these deaths. The silvered eye key allows the user to peer into the thoughts of others. The green eyed key allows the user to revive himself or others, but only has 3 uses. In order to replenish the uses the user must take the life of another, replenishing 1 use per 1 life taken.
>>46728205
So did they die because they weren't his children, or because the king wasn't yet dead?
>>46728371
>The hand of god.
This whip was used in more superstitious times to route out witches. When a person is struck with the whip they take 1D6 of slashing damage. However if a magic user is struck with it The links straighten and it will strike like a sword.
>>46728446
That is the kind of question that starts civil wars.
>>46728454
Ring of the red road. A curse written in an endless loop. Brings strife to the descendants of the recipient.
>>46730625
The Pickpocket's Bane.
This enchanted coinpurse functions normally if a command word is spoken before it is unlatched. However, if opened without the password, it will reveal a vicious set of teeth and hop about snapping at and biting into the offender until the command word *is* spoken. It's stronger than flesh, so an attempt to tear it off will more than likely result in its taking a chunk with it.
>>46730806
The black murder.
This beautiful ball gown allows the wearer to transform into a crow and back at will. However, if the wearer spends too long in this form they will suffer memory loss. If they are in this form when the clock strikes midnight, they will forget that they were ever human. Wearing the dress and choosing not to transform attracts the attention of stray crows, some of whom may have been the dresses precious owners.
>>46731196
dance machine of thread killing.
it makes clothes fall apart when people dancing on it
>next post is a freebie pic
>>46732322
Dead Man's Solvent.
If the blood of someone recently deceased is poured into this cup, it will be replaced with an equal amount of any substance chosen by the user. To use this item, one must cut off their right hand and attach the golden hand in it's place. The hand can move freely, but can never release the cup.
>>46733636
The meat rock. An edible rock that deals 3d6 hp per day, and infinitely regenerates. It tastes sort of salty. However, if it ever touches any sort of metal at all, it becomes laced with a deadly poison.
>>46734061
Sorry, HEALS 3d6 hp per day.
>>46734061
The Forest's Dismay.
A rare kind of parasite which resembles a tree with strange roots. This plant uses a complex system of roots to strangle and devour other living creatures. The roots are lined with hundreds of tiny 'mouths', needles which pierce the skin of the victim and inject chemicals which effectively digest the plant or animal from the inside out. The resulting mess of nutrients is sucked up by the needles and funneled back to the body. It generally preys on plants, but will take any opportunity to catch an animal. A common method is to slowly wrap the creature in roots while ot sleeps, then devouring it.
If left unchecked, one of these creatures can completely digest entire forests, and the more aggressive specimens will prey on towns. Distant relative of the common Mimic, not to be confused with the OCDTree.
>>46734531
The black fern
The Black fern is neither black, nor a fern. This alien flower has a unique defense mechanism. when it is exposed to a noise above 150 decibels, the flower will "shatter". These microscopic shards will then harden, turning into a sticky powdered glass. This plant is a favorite among sadistic assassins who would slip the distilled flower into drinks before operas or musical performances.
>>46734727
whoops, dropped my pic
>>46734753
> SCP-1609 is capable of teleportation, being capable of moving its entire mass instantaneously between two points without any known limit. SCP-1609 usually uses this to bring its constituent parts together when parts of SCP-1609 have been removed from the mass, but SCP-1609 can teleport its entire mass at once, on at least one occasion at a distance of ████ kilometres. SCP-1609 is capable of splitting its mass, though it does this rarely. Any amount of material removed from SCP-1609’s mass continues to display SCP-1609’s properties. SCP-1609 has resisted all attempts to remove it from the confines of Storage Site-08, teleporting back to the site of its own accord. However, it has previously teleported out of Storage Site-08 for brief periods before returning, although this has only happened on █ occasions since its arrival in Foundation custody.
>Next post is a freebie pic
Here's your frisbee pic.
>>46737071
>The Fanged Flyer
This enchanted chakram is made from the teeth and hide of a dire alligator. If left in wait and given a description of a target, it will quickly accelerate into a rapid spin when the target is in sight, then dash into them. When it bites into a target, it leaks blood to cause a trackable trail, and is extremely painful to remove.
Here's some options for the next poster.
>>46737248
Bottom row, second from the left.
>Shield of the Seraphim. It causes those with sin to writhe in agony when they strike the shield, proportional to both how sinful they are and how hard they struck the shield.
>>46737248
Top row, forth from the right.
Buckler of Defusion. The holes in it make it unsuitable for blocking physical blows but when a ray or other single target spell strikes it the energy is greatly defused, weakening the spell. (Dnd terms spell resistance but no AC bump)
>>46740310
Aaand forgot pic
>>46740310
Nigga don't skip
>>46739050
>Cosmic heart
The heart of a great galactic giant, still throbbing without blood or body. It's existence an enigma that has baffled generations of obsessed scholars, alchemists and wizards.
Once a month the heart throbs, and grants the wish of a single creature within one mile.
