itt we bitch about retards at gaming club
>originally playing warhammer
>age of sigmar comes out
>creates a divide between our players
>one of them asks me if I want to start collecting
>Say not really (have read the rules), I'll play it occasionally with the models that I have but I have no plans to give GW anymore money
>He takes that as that I will play with him
>He buys $750 worth of whatever the fuck
>have 1 game, its fucking awful
>month later he asks me why we havent played again
>say AGAIN that I didnt like it
>he spends another $300 on it
>hes literally got 2x more models than the others combined
>Eventually the divide turns into no one playing either games
>He comes up to me and says "i spent so much money figuring you were going to play"
Meanwhile the asshole just 3 months before hand says to me-
"Yeah Im totally interested in starting Infinity lets get some models"
Then he literally never does. Im not being autistic, those were his EXACT words. What in the actual fuck. Fortunately I only bought like $35-40 of infinity. ANyhow whatever FUCK THE ASPIES.
>guy brings in a porno mag
>reading it whilst we're playing 40k
>laughs every 5 minutes to get attention
>>46658247
This manchild always comes up to me and starts talking about lore to various shit. When I say Im just interested in painting models and playing the actual game he always does this "sigh" and then says "there's always gotta be one" and walks off. But he does this every couple of weeks????
That guy that picks up your models whilst you're trying to play and then puts them back down like 5 inches from where they were. Then you move it and your opponent who wasn't paying any attention gives you a look like you're a cheater.
Some days I feel like not even going.
>>46658368
Why don't you immediately say something like,
>"Hey, hi! Of course you can pick up my model in the middle of a game without asking me. Sure!"
If he gets sassy, tell him to go away and then don't talk to him.
>>46658247
I play Infinity (best game on the market right now in my opinion)
>guy plays Caledonian's (scots + werewolves in space)
>call him natural born warrior guy (its a bull shit op special skill)
>NBWG can bearly hold a conversation
>playes so infrequently he knows none of the rules and cant remember any of the rules for his won army.
>always wins
>>46658288
Maybe it was just some really funny smut?
>>46659628
Is this supposed to be satire, or do we have actual children browsing this board?
>>46658247
Gage?
>>46658368
>touching other people's stuff without asking.
A few weeks ago, setting up for infinity, this other guy comes over, and keeps picking up my opponent's nomads. Is asked several times to stop. Thankfully he doesn't touch anything on the table and eventually fucks off.
Who seriously thinks its ok to touch other people's stuff in any context without permission?
>try to start a board game group at community college
>college requires 20ish signatures of people interested, they dont check them, just signatures and school ID number
>no way in hell are there 20 people interested in board games in this school, even with 2k worth of students
>friend who goes to video game club suggests them, they are friendly and other clubs constantly go to them as signature dumps
>go, people are actually interested, but a large number are autistic weaboo fat fucks
>get signatures, get two hours blocked off for me to use in the club room, its right after the video game club's time frame. I think thats sweet, we can play a mix of board games and video games for four hours
>day one, the few friends who are interested have class and only one other person is there
>the few times i get a group interested to play games the video game club guys refuse to make room, and when i say its board game club time they say 'well we signed the roaster we can do what we want
>one week make a rule saying no computers for the two hours of board game time. Everyone leaves after video game time is done
>i stop showing up midway into the semester
only bright side is i guess someone else tried to make one to and had a few fundraisers on campus so the college thought it was the same guy and gave me his club account that had $300 in it. Spent half of it on board games and took them home when i graduated a couple years later
>>46664770
also the fuckers 90% of the time never played games, just surfed around here, reddit or where ever else memes are born. even rarer was trying to get a multiplayer game together and even when that happened a round of left for dead with teeth pullingly painful
>>46663819
Why not both.
>>46663795
What like Clown Porn?
>>46664770
>>46664791
>trying to get unsocial dweebs to get interested in social interaction
Strike one, anon.
>>46664770
you are a dick
>that player who keeps asking you to GM but when you finally do a campaign he's never avaliable
>>46665428
Could be.
>>46666432
10/10 made me gay
>>46666432Fiction or non-fiction?
>>46665428
Nah dude
old porno mags (I inherited a bunch of 70s/80s era ones) would usually have weird fucked-up comics in them. Usually a page or so, like how the newspaper has a comics section but smuttier.
If you've ever read Viz comics, like that but more outrageous (I remember one comic where a guy was making a fence around his house out of shit and varnish, to the disgust of the neighbors).
>>46666540
Stephen King published most of his early work in porn mags.
Gentlemen's magazines used to be for more than just masturbation.
>>46666702
They don't print nudes in Playboy anymore. Apparently, sales are up.
>>46666729
Well yeah, people only read it for the articles anyway.
>>46666432
What. The. Royal. Fuck.
>>46666432
My sides are gone. I am not sure where, but to a very bizarre place.
>>46658247
>He buys $750 worth of whatever the fuck
So what, 10 models?
I want historical wargamers who count buttons and/or rivets to leave my club forever and not come back. Ever.
>>46664770
So there were other people interested you just couldn't be bothered to find them even in your really small campus.
Then you steal from the other guy after he does the fundraising that you never bothered to do.
>>46673150
Can they still talk to you or your son like that?
