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The mouthwatering smell of baking bread and muffins wafts through Arizona's small apartment. The oven's warmth is taxing the modest air conditioner. Willie's found her appetite again, and after wolfing down her donuts (so fast you make a note to ask if she's been avoiding the mess to the point of skipping meals,) she ends up falling asleep on the couch, her head resting in Arizona's lap. The slender “battleship” is gently stroking Willie's head, tucking stray strands of chestnut hair behind her ear.
“Baseline 9C?” you query.
“The whole package,” Baker confirms. “That isn't the half of it, either. Since she needed extensive yard work anyway, and the fleet is stretched so thin, the Navy requested we update the CIC and change the layout a bit.”
Your heart is beating faster, driving your relentless circling pacing around Arizona's empty little living room. “What, like the Flight III layout?”
“Better. Since the consoles are a lot more compact now, we were able to free up more floor space in there. And since we were rebuilding the whole bridge anyway, we worked over the forecastle to provide some cabins, a small conference and communications room...”
“What are you saying?”
“It's not a proper flagship,” Baker continues, “Not for a carrier battle group or anything, but she has much better command accommodations now. For a division leader.”
Your heart damn near stops.
“Baker, are-” the room seems to be spinning. “Baker. *Please.*”
“She's going to have her own Captain,” Baker says with amusement, “I'm not gonna jangle keys at you and tell you the tank's full. But you're an Admiral without a flagship right now, and rumor has it Higgins whole crew is *still* officially TDY-
The room is definitely spinning now. Higgins didn't just survive. She's not just coming back.
She's coming back to *you.*
[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
[ ] Write-in.
>>46655699
>[X] Grab Arizona and start dancing and whooping like a madman
FUCK THIS SERIOUS SHIT GET HYPE
>>46655699
>Kiss Arizona
>Sit down, try not to cry
>Cry a lot
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
>>46655699
>[ ] Write in
We've got a second chance here, not to join our XO but to make sure he didn't die for nothing.
Also
>>46655734
>>46655747
This is pretty incredible
>>46655699
>[X] Write-in.
Say thank you, hang up and cry the manly tears of relief.
>>46655699
>[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
She came back to us. Sure, Higgins isn't a girl, but still. She came back in our darkest hour. That has to count for something.
>>46655699
[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
The wording on both these choices worries me a bit...
Maybe some martyr tendencies coming out to play no matter church one we pick.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
Both, really, but this is the one I think is better.
>>46655699
> [X] "Huh. That's nice."
The full weight of this is too much for Settle's worn out mind to handle. Several hours later it'll slam down fully like a sack of bricks, but right now he's just unable to fully process it.
Wait a second. Changing this: >>46655791
to this: >>46655773
>We've got a second chance here, not to join our XO but to make sure he didn't die for nothing.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>[X] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655799
Considering Settle's past actions and thoughts, it's fitting he does have some.
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>[x] Calmly thank Baker, then call Hate for party tiem.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
Let's do this, though hopefully without following our xo to Arlington in the process
>>46655699
>[ ] Write-in.
"Arizona, honey, what do you think about getting a new boat?"
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655808
>>46655699
Actually, now that I think of it, add in...
>[ ] Write-in. "Did they say anything about modifying her for rapid deployment of shipgirls?"
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655799
The difference is
>Surf corpses of foes down into hell while smiling like a maniac
and
>Drown the Abyssals in their own blood and hold their heads down under the water while they struggle for breath
>Capatcha is Boeing MAMIE
So is BB-59 in Seattle at the moment, getting Harpoon launchers?
>>46655699
>>46655859
On second thought, changing to the other one.
>>46655699
>You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655877
Do we even need special shipgirl-deployment gear?
I thought we could just chuck 'em over the side. Or if we really need it, get a slip'n'slide from wallmart or something.
>>46655699
[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>>[X] Grab Arizona and start dancing and whooping like a madman
>>46655882
Just delete the posts mate
>>46655699
>[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - way, waaaay in the back. The front row is for pawns.
>>46655699
>[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
I'm reading this as basically choosing what our biggest hangup right now is, the dead from LA, or our feelings of being useless now
>>46655699
>[o] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655898
Maritime evacuation slides would do nicely for rapid shipgirl deployment. And would encourage adorable WHEEEE cries
>>46655898
>Do we even need special shipgirl-deployment gear?
Yes, a ship-girl going full size would displace A LOT of water, pretty much the effect of a large bomb going off near the ship's hull. This would damage the hull.
If anything we'd need a catapult or a trebuchete to launch them far enough away.
>>46655799
I mean, LA and Higgins are kind of THE source of Settle's survivor's guilt, so
>>46655699
>[X] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
and
>[Write-in] Ask if there are any facilities for shipgirls onboard
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
With a side of >>46655734 and >>46655747
when the call is over.
>>46655699
>[x] Write-in
this is everything you wantedapart from bringing them backbut (puking a little even as you think it) perhaps you should be passing higgins on to a new generation of captain, for the good of the service.
you're older and weaker and not a small bit insane, and with the administrative albatross of 'shipgirl teaser' around your neck you can barely captain your office.
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
Other option is too self-destructive for my tastes.
>>46655877
god damn it anon, read the FUCKING atmosphere
>>46655699
>[X] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
[ ] It's a miracle. A second chance to do right by her, and her crew, and every man who's blood stained her decks at LA. A second chance to follow your XOs example. A chance to finally silence the demons - to finally discharge your duty in full.
RIDING HIGGINS WHILE HIGGN'S SHIPGIRL RIDES SETTLE.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656007
>Other option is too self-destructive for my tastes.
I agree with this sentiment.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46655699
>[x]Fire your hand gun into the ceiling while yelling
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656006
>this is everything you wanted apart from bringing them back but (puking a little even as you think it) perhaps you should be passing higgins on to a new generation of captain, for the good of the service.
>you're older and weaker and not a small bit insane, and with the administrative albatross of 'shipgirl teaser' around your neck you can barely captain your office.
good fucking luck lol
>>46656017
>Settle with Higgins shipgrill riding his shoulders, and they're both pointing swords at the same time
kak
>>46655961
>If anything we'd need a catapult or a trebuchete to launch them far enough away.
Somehow I'm picturing a carrier with a bucket seat bolted on to one of the catapults. Shimakaze would be the only one to find the experience even remotely enjoyable.
>>46656007
>>46656030
>They think both options aren't self destructive as fuck
Nigga, they're just different flavors of martyrdom.
>>46656006
This is a good point, but too late to put in to consideration at this point.
>>46656050
Why does Higgins have a sword?
>>46656050
das lood
>>46656072
Because Settle has one and she's not gonna get left out~
>>46656068
One explicitly is us going for just death.
The other is risky as fuck but we're putting our money where our mouth is and letting the die be cast.
>>46656050
Swords
>Higgins with anything but an old-timey harpoon
planefag pls
>>46656081
>Saber is Higgins Ship Grill form
Neco route incoming
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656068
Yes, but one fights for the past, one fights for the future, that's the difference.
>>46656081
Willie vs Higgins?
So, who wants to bet that Willie would LOVE a tour of Higgins?
>>46656068
True, but one is slightly less "I should have died with them" - Which seems like a sentiment best avoided
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
That line reminds me of when my mother pinned on my butter bar, she told me a very similar version about nursing.
>>46655877
spacebattles get out reee
>>46656081
>planefag with Fate images
Welp. Did Halley bring her toothbrush over too?
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656072
Do not ask "why." Instead, ask "why not?"
>>46655699
>[ ] Write-in.
Have Arizona and Shoukaku establish dominance over Higgins by railing her until ahegao
>>46655898
deploying a corgi, no problem.
even if you fuck up totally an arleigh-burke bumping into a PT boat is like a man stepping on an empty matchbox.
but fubuki launches like she's carrying a piano down a staircase, and the sea certainly isn't going to cooperate.
>>46656132
>Her
>>46655699
>[x] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656095
pfft
VOTES CALLED
>>46656118
Visiting ships as a family activity with Ari and Willie hasn't steered us wrong yet!
Who wants to bet Settle tries to go down with his old ship first chance he gets?
>>46656185
If we chose the first option then probably. But with the second one it's less likely.
>>46656122
>That line reminds me of when my mother pinned on my butter bar, she told me a very similar version about nursing.
Duty is duty is duty!
>Flight I Burke
>with Flight III hardware
>and a flag bridge
My dick is extremely hard right now
>>46656122
Was it "enjoy being a Lieutenant while you can, someday they'll be YOUR responsibility"?
>>46656185
>Taking a suckers bet
>>46656206
They are in a Youkan image, joke is on them
>>46656185
He's not suicidal. We're not talking ALLHU SNACKBAR levels of nuts here.
>>46656227
Does Settle listen to dank nasheeds
Well, DESTROYER DAD: KUSO EDITION is ready to go once this session is over, so time for the next round of picks!
>Yuudachi
>Ushio
>Miyuki
>Kiyoshimo
>Other
>>46656227
One wonders, given the shit he pulls.
>>46656153
>but fubuki launches like she's carrying a piano down a staircase, and the sea certainly isn't going to cooperate.
I'm guessing it won't be too hard to refit her for shipgirl actions. We might not be able to *rapid* deploy our girls, but if it was that hard to launch girls, I doubt PF would have let it gone unmentioned.
Wait, planefag, will we have the Flight IIA hangers?
>>46656227
I'm not saying he's suicidal today in this instance.
I'm saying that, should some future battle on board the Higgins go poorly, Settle would see it as a change to "die properly"
>>46656239
>Miyuki
Iku has a message for you guys!It's a submissive.
>>46656239
Poi
>>46656196
You are now finally able to practice what you've spent so many years learning. But you are also an officer, so you must stand head and shoulders above the rest as an example to strive towards. Go forth Lieutenant, go forth and deliver on your oaths. And for the love of GOD don't be like all of my butterbars were, I don't want to hear from old friends that you fucked up.
>>46656203
No, but it closed out like that basically.
>>46656260
Will Iku attempt to establish dominance over Harder?
>>46656227
Is Higgins gonna have shipgirl medical/maintenance facilities?
>>46656260
physically painful
>>46656239
>>Yuudachi
>>46656260Iku came?
>parflat BB
>Dat miniscule calibreYes, those ARE 5" guns
>>46656273
>And for the love of GOD don't be like all of my butterbars were, I don't want to hear from old friends that you fucked up.
Yes. That would most certainly give one motivation.
>>46656239
>>Yuudachi
>>46656313
Further lewdness.
>>46656239
Yuudachi or Ushio are fine by me
>>46656300
Pain will not stop me from making awful puns.
>>46656239
Hatsuzuki
FEED DUCKIES
>>46656324
I followed in her footsteps, she retired from the USANC as a full bird like I will but it was a LONG time ago. Of course at the time she had only been out for about a year and then went on to public medicine. Either way she still had lots of friends in the service and as any service member can attest to, the army is a small world and army medicine even more so.
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656239
>Kiyoshimo
can destroyer dad bring himself to tell her that her dreams will never come true?
>>46656356
Seconding
>>46656239
>Yuudachi
>>46656239
>Kiyoshimo
>>46656081
That image: fuckin saved
ALSO WHY DO YOU HAVE YANDERES AFTER YOU.
>>46656132
>>46656108
>>46656081
Goddammit I am not his wife, girlfriend, waifu, mistress, or whatever other dozen things the IRC claims me to be.
>>46656239
>Kiyoshimo
>>46656239
Hamakaze or Willie
>>46656239
Warcrime chan.
>>46656460
Why the fuck do they even think you're not a guy?
>>46656460
>Goddammit I am not his wife, girlfriend, waifu, mistress, or whatever other dozen things the IRC claims me to be.
Yet~
>>46655699
Uhhhh guys? Are we even going to think about how Arizona might feel about this? We've already said to her that we know she's using us as a replacement Admiral while we use her as a replacement ship. We just got our ship *back*. Are we still going to be able to act like her Admiral?
>>46656371
>dreams never coming true
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
More Bama when.
>>46656497
JOLLY GOOD FUCKING SHOW, CHAP
>>46656497
Depends on which option won. If we went for the first one, aka "oh my god Higgins I have the old ship back that I missed so much" then sure. If we went for the second one, aka "Oh my god a flagship I can finally back up my new girls the way I was meant to", not so much
>>46656239
>>Yuudachi
>>46656522
when she stops being a fat cunt
>>46656497
Clearly we have to get her admiral back.
Which shipgirl is most likely to be familiar with the dark arts?
>>46655699
>[ ] Write-in.
i know im late but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hB19tHMS94
>>46656548
Er, other way around I mean. Being ecstatic for Higgins because it's Higgins means turning our eyes more from the girls, being ecstatic because she's back as a flagship means the exact opposite.
>>46656497
>Are we still going to be able to act like her Admiral?
Yes.
An Admiral has more than one ship, anon.
Not sure why you're worried about this.
>>46656497
>>46656541
Now we don't need to act as her admiral.We can act as her husbando.
>>46656497
Had the same thought, that's sure to come up I'll bet
>>46655699
>[ ] You will finally be able to lead from the front. To stand on the field of battle with your shipgirls. To deliver on every dire promise you've made to the Abyssals. To stand where you ought - between the light and the dark, feet planted on a pitching deck.
>>46656239
>>Ushio
Poor girl needs a good father figure. NOT FOR LEWDS
>>46656579
Fleet harem end soon.
>>46656497
We better fucking be able to.
Higgins isn't a shipgirl, Ari is, and CNO gave us very clear orders to keep our girls happy. We may have our old ship back, but that doesn't mean we can neglect the bonds we have formed with our shipgirls.
>>46656497
>Are we still going to be able to act like her Admiral?
Yes, because we can then go into battle with her. We might not be able to ride her into battle, but that's because of the health and safety risks associated in riding her into battle. Not to mention the whole weirdness surrounding trying to get a saddle that can fit her...
>>46656522
>generic anime trash
>>46656608
>Implying it isn't Essex's harem
>>46656541
>planefag !!0ZviLFh59My
Obviously she should be our new first mate and or just jump out into the sea when it comes time to fight! It would fix the speed problem she has.
>>46656460
THAT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE WHAT A WAIFU WOULD SAY
>>46656541
What does she think we are just going to throw her away now that Higgins is coming back? I thought she was smarter than that.
>>46656608
>>46656579
Reminder that planefag accidently gave us the go ahead for a fleet end.
As expected of a closet haremfag.
Look at him, acting like he hates harems, when he has that fucking catte and Naka-writer and Ghost all tied around his little finger.
>>46656497
>>46656541
Getting here after votes are called sucks, but I still need to contribute something.
>>46656628
>Essex
>harem
Doooooon't.
>>46656548
>>46656574
>>46656497
Ok yeah 'Lead from the front' won overwhelmingly.
This is fine, from a waifu standpoint. She might still be worried, since Settle did confess the whole unhealthy 'replacement ship' thing and then suddenly said ship comes back to him, but I don't think there's anything in Settle's attitude to give lie to those worries, as-voted.
>>46656660
>THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A TSUNDERE WAIFU WOULD SAY
Fixed that for you!
>>46656628
... Was that Illya in a magical girl outfit? Wtf is this? Cause I think I want to see this.
>>46656522
>>46656666
>Nice quads
Also
>accidentally
Let us dispel the notion that Planefag doesn't know what he is doing. He knows exactly what he is doing.
>>46656694
>The Full Bird is a fatefag
Yes, yes it was.
>>46656239
Ushio
Belated side note- Arizona and Willie's interactions continue to be ridiculously adorable, and the comfy domesticity is just icing on top
>>46656696
The other girl. Who is she?
Also, we need a bikini pic of the two. Just saying.
>>46656694
No stay away, its all lewd lolis and panty shots with bursts of not skeezy awesome fights.
>>46656239
>>Ushio
>>46656694
The anime is Fate/kaleid Liner or something.
Apparently its a spin of F/SN where Illya is a MG
>>46656681
Even if we picked the second choice, one mustn't forget that the first choice still lurks in the back of his mind/subconscious.
Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a conscious option.
>>46656666
>implying this whole exercise isn't just an attempt at salt mining
>>46656627
>baiting this early
>>46656239
Poi
>>46656694
Prisma Illyia
>>46656696
mamie?
>>46656707
>planefag
>knowing what he's doing
You're a cute one.
>>46656752
Yeah, Planefag is just readying come detonations to open new shafts...
IN THE SALT MINE.
>>46656666
Also, sweet quads, Satan.
>>46656666
>Quads confirm that the Fleet end is go and that planefag is a fucking haremfag
Damn those were some impressive quads.
Erebus route when?
>>46656749
Oh, certainly. That's why we were able to confess to latching on to her like that in the first place, because it was at least true on some level.
Relationships are hard enough without the double feature of Issues, but hey. Still worth.
>>46656804
My body is ready for the Admiral's Fleet.
>>46656666
Quads speak truth
>>46656694
That's Fate Kaleid/Liner Prisma Illya. I'm fairly sure there's a star somewhere in that title.
Watch the first season for context, the second for Kuro and then go to the Manga for some really crazy Fate bullshit, including Little Gil being awesome and Best Big Brother Shirou from another dimension.
>>46656694
fate/kaleid liner prisma illya.
the show is cute and lewd, but the OVAs pedo-pander so blatantly and disgustingly that you'll turn off the computer and question your life choices. NSFW.
>>46656822
DDs are not for lewds you pedo.
>>46656807
Oh please. Settle doesn't have issues.
He has entire subscriptions to Mental Trauma Daily, Monthly and Yearly.
So, yeah. It might be a step away from Ryan "Venom Snake" Settle towards a saner Admiral Settle, but we're still pretty damn Ahab.
>>46656160
DONT DO NOTHIN FOR MY SAKE YOU GREASY BOYLOVING FUCK
>>46656694
Prisma Illya. Manga w/ anime adaptation, alternate universe, throw out most of what you know of FSN because we've got magical girls there.
It alternates between turbolewd loli fanservice and pretty good action.
Anime's fourth season soon-ish. Should have the most time dedicated to action. (But I bet the anime writers will surpercharge the loli fanservice to compensate)
>>46656696
>>46656522
new drawfag?Arizona when?
>>46656728
If not for the hair and the completely different series, I'd have said 'big-tittied police girl'
>>46656848
Speak for yourself, anon.
>>46656855
Trapped under Yam's Yams after she fell asleep on top of you?"
>>46656694
>>46656865
No its STACKEDFAG
>>46656881
70,000 tons of HOPES AND DREAMS
>>46656855
I cannot -wait- to see the look on your face. Image unrelated.
>>46656854
He's already got the bum leg, the fondness for harpoons, the constantly-simmering absolute vengeful rage, we might as well go full ham with the Moby Dick.
Hell, the first thing Sammy ever killed was a whale, too!
>>46656628
Essex couldn't get a date if she tried. The boats already have people they're pining after, they have other issues, or they're put off by her personality. God knows I am.
>>46656855
So how"s the Yams situation progressing?
>>46656881
>Yam's Yams
I loled
>>46656881
No shut the fuck up
>>46656848
DDs are raising into splendid ladies.And then you lewd them.
>>46655747
Turns out that kiss was not between lovers, but between complete strangers - and the sailor in the picture, a man named George Mendonza, was piss drunk at the time.
Also, it was non-consensual.
So everyone knows Hate and Yamato are fucking and he's playing Dense Harem Protagonist for shits and giggles, right?
>>46656855
Yankeedere! Yankeedere! Thank you again for posting bail for Kongou dess!
>>46656898
no it isn't, he left
>>46656904
Blood and Thunder?
>>46656937
Yep. Still cute, they laughed it off, I think they actually met up a few years ago to reminisce and such
>>46656937
meh.
>>46656924
HE DIDN'T DENY THAT SHE WAS SLEEPING ON TOP OF HIM
YAMATOxHATE CONFIRMED
>>46656934
>>46656937
Maybe. No one actually knows who exactly the people in the picture are. There's several different claims, some non-consensual, others consensual.
>>46656907
>still salty over Essex
>>46656728
>>46656770
isn't that supposed to be Nevada?
>>46656934
You know, the whole destroyer discussion aside that picture just kinda creeps me out, like seriously, boobs cause lots of problems when they're that big.
>>46656973
>>46656904
Ryan Settle is a walking reference to many things.
Many, many things.
>>46656979
Some people even say the picture was staged.
>>46656959
>Arizona fell asleep on us after that aneurysm and we had to enlist Yamato to pry ourselves free
>That one time Goto came to our place to get drunk he had to disentangle himself from a sleeping Kongou
>Now Yamato's snoozing on Hate
I think we've discovered a battleship mating behavior!
>>46656989
They're obscene.
>>46656987
I think so yeah
I don't know why Nevada would be fitted out so...generously though
>>46656995
>>46656989
The beauty of anime is that gravity has no power over them.
>>46657002
Sleeping on top of things to claim them as their own?
So they're cats?
>>46656934
>tits literally going down past her belly button
disgusting.jpg
>>46657002
If only Steve Irwin were alive.
>>46657022
... That explains a lot.
>>46656239
>Ducks.
Time to host a base-wide BBQ.
Or that one DD that wants to be a BB. Don't remember her name at the moment... -shimo something.
>>46656904
Remind me what the name of Ahab's ship was.
>>46656879
Shimmy is not lewd, she's an intelligent young lady with a grasp of engineering ahead of her time and a rather... overly pragmatic view of clothing.
If Kerbals got better results from wearing speedos, it would be a much stranger game in general.
>>46657043
Pequod
>>46656987
>>46657018
>>46656728
The other girl is Massachusetts. This is Nevada
>>46657044
She doesn't need to be lewd. I do all of the lewding myself.
>>46657043
the Pequod
>>46657021
Fair enough, but I tend to be one grounded in reality, and in reality gravity does a hell of a lot to them.
>>46656989
>>46657021
Still a good "older" picture doesn't require megamelons.
Posted is a better example of an 'older' character.
>>46657043
Pequod
>>46656725
Now why the fuck did that happen I wonder?
>>46657054
You think Pixelfag would draw more for us if money was waved in his face?
>>46657070
Some of the things gravity does to them are quite nice, depending on the position, but yeah.
We can't really blame Japan though, it's not like they've got much of a frame of reference!
>>46657039
Kiyoshimo
>>46657054
looks like shit, at least the other guy colors his
By the Way, DARK SOULS 3.
It's Great.
>>46657108
he's busy with irl stuff, so probably not
>>46656940
Oh GOD! What did you do to get arrested you silly teaboo?
>>46657108
We just need to pimp our lewds then?
>>46657054
Cuuute.
>>46657137
Did you not read Kongouquest?
>>46657136
hes literally just been playing Dark Souls and GM'ing for Mercs bote quest
>>46657075
>Long haired Wriggle
HNNNNNNGGGG
>>46657137
We haven't figured that out yet. It's implied to be Essex's fault.
>>46657154
I think I missed that part.
Off to the archives!
>>46656959
Nope. fuck off. It aint like that
>>46657176
>He still hasn't denied she sleeps on top of him
oh gosh how cute and tsun
>>46657137
Kirishima made Earl-Grey Tequilla-ccinos to cheer up Kongou dess!
You can read all about it in KCQ: Kongou-Celle Quest!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46401180/
>>46657161
Dark Souls is much like Batman the Animated Series.
It is NEVER irrelevant to the situation.
Also Deus Ex.
>>46657070
Though reality has a limited place in Planefag productions. That and I don't think he's counter designed any KC girls.
That being said, no KC girl is THAT big (not even the fluffy dragons)
>>46657176
So she's just comfortable near you then.
Or is she having...bad dreams you help calm?
>>46657212
shut up Bentus
>>46657176
HE SAID "It aint like that" NOT "She's not sleeping on me"
YAMATOxHATE DOUBLE CONFIRMED
>>46657023
Actually, it looks like it's a trick of perspective, as she's leaning forward.
>>46657221
And thank god for that.
>>46657221
When DDs grow up they grow full of hopes and dreams!
>>46657212
>>46657206
KIRISHIMA SHOULD KNOW BETTER
>>46657044
I'll just leave this here...
http://www.merkle.com/pluto/pluto.html
Just something Shimakaze may find interesting.
>>46657137
An omake quest -
>>46657154
This. But the event itself was not stated.
My thoughts are leaning towards attempted murder of her siblings after they royally fucked up her last-ditch attempt to romance Goto.
And after she had made such a lovely letter describing her feelings too.
>>46657206
When will this be continued?
