>Hello Mr Anon, this is your local healthcare coordinator.
>Yes, yes it's about the yearly blood test result. I'm afraid I have some bad news, we've discovered precursor signs of type 2 diabetes in your blood sample.
>No need to be alarmed Mr Anon, type 2 diabetes is of course quite common these days with our affluent lifestyle. ADVENT is committed to provide universal health care for its citizens and our gene therapies have a long proven track record of successfully curing metabolic diseases. If we can arrange an appointment with you at the precinct gene therapy clinic we can start the treatment immediately.
>It looks like the clinic is quite busy but I can see a slot open next Monday 1PM, how does that sound for you?
>>46646191
But you're telling me I'm healthy, aside from the diabetis?
>>46646191
This is /tg/ related how?
>>46646226
I'd like to imagine The Gang's life is still exactly the same post ADVENT.
"Frank, what the hell, you told us to join Xcom and now you're married to an alien?"
"Woah, shit, you actually bought that crap? I only wanted to join so I can sell Xcom's secrets to the top buyer."
"So you're telling me you don't care about freedom or any crap these aliens are doing to us?"
"Fellas, this is humanity. You're either a duper or a dupee. I'm a duper, and for that I get to bang this snake here."
>>46646251
Errrmmmm?
Like,oh.
I mean
Just!
OMGH!!!!!
Get out of /tg/.
Go back to /a/, /v/, or whatever board spawned you.
Just get
>>>>/out/
>>46646191
>getting gene therepy for diabetus caused by being a fat slob.
Nope. Also, not /tg/.
You do know that this has more to do with /v/ than /tg/? That image has more to do with /a/ than /tg/. Try posting this on one of those boards.
>>46646377
>>46646351
>>46646334
>>46646251
mhmmm NO?
This is 100% /tg/ related
>>>/Pol/
fucking RACISTS DUM-DUM
>>46646285
Under buttered toast
>lewds
>monstergirls
>tg related vidya (see Commander Keen rule)
>lulz
>win
seems appropriate to me
>>46646517
>tg related vidya (see Commander Keen rule)
So many newfriends miss this one.
>>46646285
I could see it
>>46646517
>>win
I contest this claim.
The thread's pretty lame
>>46646752
8/10
Breddy gud :DDD
>>46646285
>"Fellas, this is humanity. You're either a duper or a dupee. I'm a duper, and for that I get to bang this snake here."
Motherfucker I can't breathe here
>>46646629
Some of us go to 1d4chan as well, oldfriend.
Why is the hate for that place becoming a thing? I found it helpful and informative about /tg/, even if some parts seemed outdated like meatbread, or abandoned like the missile silo thing.
So, X-Com or the reboots?
Saitama would defeat the ADVENT regime without a sweat. Saitama cannot be beaten.
>>46647820
You did a great job trolling the Superman thread, but every thread does not need the same repost.
>>46646517
This, this thread is full of win... EPIC win!!
Just passing through.
What is this, a horsefucker thread? I see a centaur and what looks like a ton of references to shit I don't get. I'm guessing horsefuckers.
>>46647786
Xenonauts seemed fun.
>>46648197
X-COM 2, ultramaroon.
>>46646296
>>46646506
>Tumblr level response
You sicken me
>>46646752
>Bald councilman
But he was pretty based all the way through.
>>46648309
He was joking. Usually you'd get a pass because tone can be difficult to interpret through text but that's clear as day.
Go to the corner and think about how you got there.
>>46646191
W-what's Miia going to do to that resistance fighter?
>>46646752
Bald councilman was a real human bean ;_;7
>>46646191
So, has anyone run or participated in a successful XCom rp? I have a homebrew I've been meaning to try...
>>46648207
Read the opposite, desu senpai.
Never played it though.
>>46646191
"Free treatment? I don't know, are there any side effects? Will it take a lot of time? Isn't it too expensive for the taxpayer?
I suppose it can't hurt. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? I'll be there."
>>46648845
I did. Then a snake fag jumped in and turned everything into an orgy.
>>46648197
Dude, they get everywhere, this is from the Planescape manual.
>>46648607
What do you think?
>>46646191
>oh hi are you lost too
Is she being sarcastic? Or after murdering that guy, is she gonna hold my hand and walk me home like a little boy?
>>46650161
Uh...
Intelligence: Exceptional (14-15)
"there is a sparkle of intelligence behind their eyes that belies the aspect of a common animal"
What? Are they smart now, or just a bit better than a common animal?
>>46646191
>not sure if Apocalypse cancelled
>>46650445
Well, the text says that they seem smarter than common animals, not by how much. You'd assume they're only smart horses, but they may be more.
>>46650265
Well, based on how she's holding him I'd say she's going to give him an awesome snake-hug.Whether she does it with her tail or her stomach is up for debate.
>>46646191
>"Well, that sounds great and all, but where exactly am I? One minute, some smug jerk in a robe throws me through a glowing door and the next minute I'm passed out on the street. This is a street, right? I'm in a city?"
