>Enchanted mug
What's it do?
>>46643135
Makes you the fertile and virile man or woman in the world.
>>46643135
Never spills.
>>46643135
Any liquid poured into it is vomited out the mouth. This is all it does.
It also can't stand up on a flat surface on its own.
>>46643135
Doesn't spill when you put it down, cause some fucking clown ass art major made your fucking mug and it's ass otherwise.
>>46643135
Say a command word and it swaps the contents of the mug with whatever's stored in an interdimensional space (the size of the mug).
The intent was that ice cold beverages from the mountaintop could be transported to nobility without worrying about temperatures or spoilage.
The command word is "Cheers"
>>>46643168 >>46643180 cause some fucking clown ass art major made your fucking mug and it's ass otherwise.
It's a Greek rhyton. They were the main drinking cups used by greeks and romans. Mainly at orgies, but also in general.
The whole point is that you have to drink the whole thing before you can set it down. It's to encourage heavy drinking.
>>46643135
Tests for poison. Poisonous, mouth vomits it out.
>>46643135
Four compartments of different liquids. Changes position rapidly until you put your lips on it or refill it.
>>46643174
Actually, if liquid can't go into the mouth, only out of, it's an effective one-way valve.
>>46643135
It mugs you.
>>46643631
>It chugs you.
>>46643135
It licks your lips as you take a sip.
>>46643135
It's unspillable so long as you hold it, but when you put it down any liquid left in it teleports into your lungs.
Made by a wizard for a drinking game.
>>46643135
Cleanses any liquid poured into it of impurities or poisons.
>>46643168
Not a very useful mug then now is it?
>>46643529
And to pass around. Drinking unwatered wine is typically a social deal.
>>46643135
It's actually an enchanted weapon for drunken masters. It is usable as a monk weapon for drunken masters, and as suggested by the ram's head motif, it strikes much harder than an ordinary mug of its weight and construction would.
Drink.
Turns any liquid into ram semen (free ram semen to start a flock!).
Enables you.
Warns you against the dangers of excessive drinking.
>>46643696
>>46643529
>make a cup that you can't put down so you have to drink it all
>make a cup that you can't fill or it'll dump itself out
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME GREECE
QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH CUPS AND PAY YOUR DEBTS
>>46643862
To be fair thought, that is a /fabulous/ demonstration of how siphons work.
And siphons are super useful
>>46643967
The whole point of that glass was to punish students who were greedy.
Pythagoras would give them a jar of wine, that cup, and tell his students they could only have enough wine to fill the cup to the first mark. Any further, and the cup would empty all it's contents, and he'd know which of the little shits was being a greedy fucker.
>>46643650
>It fugs you.
>>46643135
My first thought upon seeing the thumbnail was that it looks like a giant ear, so probably drinking from it gives you super-hearing of some kind.
>>46643704
It comes with a straw
>>46643135
If you fill it with any kind of alcoholic beverage and clash it violently against a door or gate as if in toast, it impacts with the force of a siege ram.
>>46644436
It is called Dionysus's ram
>>46644129
>It hugs you.
>>46643135
Lets you fuck people up real good, but only in bar fights.
>>46643135
You can fill the mug by letting the ram mouth drink liquid into itself.
>>46643135
Grows body and facial hair.
Unable to hold any liquid or material, besides baby carrots
>>46643135
Drinks your drink for you
>>46644980
Can I juice them though?
>>46645101
What if I put quicksilver in it? Does it end up in my stomach?
The enchantment on that mug guarantees that any liquid put in it becomes as nourishing as a meal (but it doesn't remove any other effects the fluid might have, such as intoxication, poison, etc)
It can be found in the stash of a nigh-mythical seafaring warlord.
>>46643135
It explodes.
>>46643135
When you tilt your head way back to drink the last drop the goat lets out a loud bleat that summons an ethereal servant of the gods to pour you ambrosia. Over use will draw the attention of one or more gods who might have a thing to say about mortals drinking it (might not a bad thing to say... can you beat a god in a drinking match?!).
Glows gently when the attuned user will like the beverage inside. Has a 70-80% success rate of guessing tastes.
>>46643135
+8 to sleight of hand.
>It's a mug of mugging!
It's always full.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
The reason it's always full is because it slowly clones the substance in it. If you put something in it, it goes into the mix and gets cloned too.
You put water in it, you get water.
You drink from it, a bit of spit gets in with the backswill.
The more you drink from it, the more spit it becomes.
> someone jizzes into it
>you can never get the taste of semen out.
>>46643135
Falls over when you put it down.
>>46643135
>magic mug
>has no base, therefore can never be put down
>binds to the person
Turns all contents alcoholic.
>>46643135
Any drink henceforth, placed within this mug, shall irrevocably and forever be turned into the semen of a goat.
>>46644121
Wouldn't tilting it the wrong way fill the lock and start the draining too?
>>46643135
Be annoyed be it constantly talking about dumb shit.
>Enchanted mug
>Whoever drinks from it is transformed into a voluptous elven maiden
>>46643135
It bleats when you drink. You bleat when you've finished drinking.
This is the mug's only purpose.
+1 vs. orcs.
Once you've started drinking from it, you can't put it down until you've finished your drink.
>>46643135
Keeps beverages inside of it uncomfortably hot but not dangerous
>>46647845
> +1 vs Orcs
> not +1 vs Trolls
> no +5 when on a bridge
do you even read classic lit
>>46647241
Better drink it quickly before something happens.
Makes an unusually satisfying noise when rubbed across prison cell bars.
